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Hi, my name is Dante Stone.

This is Zeta, Amber Heaven, and Candy Kate, who, by the way, have never been

naked on camera before.

And today, we're going to play a little game we like to call Strip Scotch.

Their goal is to stay clothed. My goal, get them naked, and the two losers end

up using a double -ended dildo on each other in a race for an orgasm.

The loser of that race, unfortunately, has to fillet me to completion.

Who's going to win?

Let's find out.

I think with respect to your first time camera experience, you should go first.

Oh, yes!

The first color, lady, is

green.

And this is off to an excellent start already.

Ladies?

Take it off!

Take your shirt off. My shirt?

Ow.

Surprise, surprise.

Well, we're off to an excellent start already with the virgin already losing

shirt.

The next color is going to be blue.

Blue. All right.

This is like bullshit. You know I like the way this game is going already. No,

this is a bullshit game.

Obviously.

Nevertheless.

So are you going to take off your shirt so you guys can match?

Alright, give me my color.

Yeah, keep talking. You're next.

She's way too confident in this.

Green. Alright.

Green.

Psych, psych, psych.

Well, I am going to be meek here and take off my hat.

No rules against that.

Alright, obviously there's a little strategy in play here.

Alright, next color is...

Such a bullshit game.

I actually rather like it.

It's not going to last very long.

Alright, well, moving right along.

We're about to finish in record time here.

The next color is blue.

Take off your skirt.

I'm not taking off my skirt.

Are you making half way there?

Alright,

I can do this. Oh, that shirt is coming off.

The next color is...

One step closer to not taking a double -ended dildo.

I think we should make this a contact sport next time, by the way.

The next color, my new naked lovely, is yellow.

Ah, escaped.

Well. I think it's easier with no pants on.

You can kind of say that about life, can't you?

Alright, next up... Green.

Yeah, there we go.

Anyway,

I'm just going to let you hold on.

It's kind of a scepter of victory, if you will.

I don't want to. Are you sure? You don't want to just make firm graphs on this?

Okay, I'll let it sit right here and wait for you.

They're going to be really disappointed if I don't get you at least personally.

I'm prepared for disappointment.

I can do this. You're a woman. You've disappointed me all my life. Don't

Next color is red.

Our next color to avoid the giant penis sitting next to you is also red.

Okay, come on. You know you want the cock.

Come on. You can do it.

Cock! You want it?

Damn it.

I think we have to go to the judges on that one.

No! She touched it!

I saw a very, like, gymnastic victory point on that one.

I think we're going to keep this going, mainly because I want to see you take

the clothes off.

That is not fair.

That is not fair.

Life is not fair. You touched it.

All right.

The next color cheering on the nudity is yellow.

Next up, red.

Did you touch

the elbow with the end? Did I?

I don't know. I think I might have seen it. I didn't see it. Okay.

All right. Maybe my winner's eye is just fainting.

Here we go.

The next color up is...

I'm getting away from you. Yellow.

Try not to step on that.

Oh, an exciting playoff.

Here we go.

Next color.

No, I, I... Her foot touched it right there. No cheating.

Sadly, there were... No, I think, I think they did touch it. There was some

slippage on that last one, so... I do believe... Dildo free.

Yay.

Ladies and gentlemen, this candy cake, make it on camera.

I bequeath upon you your victory.

Oh, I think you have to turn around. My little dance.

Yes!

All right, lovely ladies.

Here is your instrument of pleasure.

I don't think she'll be grabbing it. She's a little mad.

And here is some personal lubricant.

Glide. Looks fancy.

Have fun.

No, no, you get that one. I have to grab this.

Just a reminder, ladies, the loser of this one gets the real thing, so.

The thrust card.

There you go.

You look like you don't want it.

Look at that huge cock.

It's all. Oh, thank you. Oh, it's leaking.

It's leaking.

So pasty and that lifelike texture and gushiness.

Shut up.

Oh, this is gross.

I mean, delicious.

All right, well, I better do this one.

That's right.

All right.

Amber Evans has a head start to the orgasm. She's cheating.

I'm not cheating.

She gave herself a head start.

I didn't say we couldn't.

That's true.

All right, Candy, you better catch up. I can't get in.

I can't break here.

You can't get a dick in.

Wow.

The most elemental act of human beings you can't do.

Oh, no, she got one. Okay.

That's the most elemental act?

Well, I guess so. How have you and I not met before?

Seriously. How are you doing?

They're going pretty fast here.

They don't look very focused though.

They're laughing a lot.