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Relax. Why all the karate?
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It's pronounced karate, Mom.
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And I'm mad.
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Because California sucks. I don't want
to live here. I want to move back to
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Newark.
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Well, sweetie, we can.
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I can make up to ten grand a month
working at the clubs here.
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And once my website takes off and I
start doing movies, I can make that in a
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week. Now, come on. You're going to feel
better once you get laid.
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I know. I always feel better with a hot
cock in my mouth.
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I can't even leave this stupid
apartment. I hate it here, stupid
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Hi -yah!
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Aw, there, there, sweetie.
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You're going to feel much better once
you get laid. Let me help you.
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Here.
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Oh, hi.
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Hi. Oh, y 'all, that's my son.
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We took.
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He has an evil karate instructor.
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I thought he could show you some moves.
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Take that, douche. No mercy!
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Now I'm gonna go fuck your mom while you
sleep on that couch.
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Little shithead. You're gonna be a great
daddy.
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Shut up.
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I am.
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You're pretty bad at yourself, huh?
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Yeah.
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Can you lift me up a little bit?
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I need
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to
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handle it.
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Get up. Get up.
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Get up.
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I don't know.
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I can't wait for this to rip me open.
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Fuck your little holes.
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There you go.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Thank you.
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Waiting on fly, wait a long time, no
fly.
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What to catch when fly, no fly.
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Unless, smarter than fly.
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What's your name?
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Daniel.
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Daniel.
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Daniel, son.
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Catch more flies with shit than no shit.
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hand technique.
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I see now my mission.
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I can take you as my student.
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I shall be your sensei and teach you
what you wish to know.
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Think to my offense.
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Cobra Kai initiation ceremony, babe.
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Ever been with a Cobra Kai?
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Ever been with two?
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Okay.
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Ow!
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No. No.
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fuck are you doing here? Who the fuck is
this?
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It doesn't matter. What are you doing
here?
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What do you mean it doesn't matter?
She's naked.
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It wasn't doing anything.
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Why don't you just get out of here?
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Did you fuck her?
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Did you fuck her? Did he fuck you?
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Yeah.
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You're a fucking cheating bastard.
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What do you mean I don't know anything?
You don't know anything.
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Hey,
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don't talk to her like that, bro.
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Why don't you get out of here?
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Mr. McGee, I'm here to train.
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I'm here to get karate -sized.
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Hey, what was that move?
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Can you show me that?
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I ain't your friends.
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Look, man, I'm not gonna fuck your dick.
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Hey, no, fuck dick! Fuck dick!
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Fuck dick later!
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You must be... Lola.
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Took a whack on.
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Took a whack off.
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What are you doing?
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Never you in the mind.
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Yeah, but that's totally distracting.
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Never you in the mind.
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You just wax on, wax off.
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Totally distracting. Good.
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Did you focus?
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Everything that bothers you, causes
trouble, must be fixed.
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Yeah, but...
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What's wrong?
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What's wrong?
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But? No but?
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No but for you?
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Help me out. You show your golden
parachute.
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Yeah. Reach out.
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Wax off.
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Wax off.
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Wax off.
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Wax off. Wax off. Wax off. Wax off.
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Wax off.
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Wax off.
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That man put his udar noodle into your
mother's fishbowl.
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That man is evil karate teacher.
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A man who trained the boy who kicked
your ass.
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That bad guy.
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You need to stop him.
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I train you to stop him.
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You need to beat him and win heart of
girl and make little baby much yours.
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When's the tournament?
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Tomorrow.
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What?
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I mean,
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what happened to the whole, like,
montage of them, like, beating me up and
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like, look, I want to fight you in the
tournament. You can't touch me until we
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have the fight. What happened to all
that?
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No time.
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10 -page script.
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Only time for sex and barely enough time
for top technique.
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No more tea.
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The cock says you are ready.
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We're ready.
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I don't... I really...
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I don't want this guy, Walker. Hey!
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Hey! You're gonna do great, Daniel.
We're all rooting for you.
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Uh -uh. Okay.
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Oh.
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Sorry, I'm sorry.
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Welcome to our martial art competition.
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Our first fight from Cobra Khan.
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And from the Miyagi
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Dojo. Please welcome Daniel Tan.
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Fighter.
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What are you
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doing this dancing for?
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busted leg.
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Where's Mr. Miyagi? Where's my mom?
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You don't want to know.
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Look, I don't want you to die without
knowing what my vagina feels
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like.
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Take me, Danny.
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Take me.
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I'm a virgin.
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Me too.
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Oh.
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um
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Bye.
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Ah.
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You won't cry.
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Oh, my.
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Oh my god.
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Oh
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my
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god. Oh my god.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I'm totally fine with you.
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I love you so much.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, it feels so good.
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Oh, God.
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Thank you.
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Women must leave.
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Fuck you. I'm not going anywhere.
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Very well.
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What are you gonna do?
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Prepare yourself, Goldenwood.
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Oh!
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Stay gold.
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Last martial art fight, unfortunately,
is a win by default.
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So from Cobra Khan, the winner...
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Okay, we have a fight after all.
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From Cobra Khan, this is Johnny versus,
from the Miyagi Dojo,
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Daniel Son.
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Fighters, take care of the other leg.
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You sure you wish to do this to your
son?
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Yeah. You wish no dishonor by leaving.
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Do not use golden parachute.
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And that's absolutely necessary.
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You ready? Why?
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Because if you do it wrong, it can kill
you.
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The scrotum's not meant to be stretched
out. Is the word there scrotum?
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Yummy.
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Hit him!
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