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Slap my fuckhole with your flush rod.
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Yeah, that always gives me a boner.
Let's fuck.
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Oh.
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Oh, God.
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Honey, that's what you're freaking out.
What's the matter, darling?
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I've just got it coming at me from all
sides right now.
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And that punk -ass kid of yours, no help
at all.
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He probably had my off -line bad.
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Oh, I'm sorry, baby. Do you want a back
rub?
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Yeah, okay.
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Oh, wrong.
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Do you want to close out?
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Oh, yeah.
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I don't care.
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oh
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as everybody.
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We're on charity run.
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Charity run? I didn't know we had any
gun shipments today.
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Jax, are you dealing behind my back?
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Easy there, old man.
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We're on an actual charity run, you
know, for charity.
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We thought we'd give a little bit back
to the community.
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What community?
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Kitten.
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It's for kittens.
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More help with kittens?
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Kittens? Kittens?
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We do not have time for this nonsense.
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The chief of police is getting
complaints about the porno studio from
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preschool next door.
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Tig got taken in for questioning. I've
got the ATF breathing down my neck.
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I've got the Nazis breathing down the
other side of my neck about us selling
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guns to the blacks.
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Yes, the blacks.
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Okay?
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There is just way too much neck
breathing going on right now. My neck is
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way too fucking breathy.
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Hey, Mom.
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Hey, your stepfather is totally
overwhelmed.
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All right? You're going to have to get
off your ass and start picking up some
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those flasks if you ever want to become
president of Sampro.
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Damn it, man. That old man has always
been here.
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What do you want me to do?
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Just head on over to the porno studio
and see if you can smooth things out
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there. And don't be sampling the
merchandise.
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Fine.
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I'm going to sample most of it.
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Hey, babe.
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Yeah, I'm at the clubhouse.
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Something horrible's happened.
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Oh, my God. Are you okay?
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Are you shot?
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I need medical attention.
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All right, babe. I'm sorry.
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Where did they get you?
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Hey, baby. I didn't get shot. It's my
leg.
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What happened to your leg?
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I don't know. You're the doctor. I mean,
I think I pulled a hammy.
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Are you serious? You had me come all the
way down here for a sports injury?
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I have left a three -year -old choking
on a tonka truck in the waiting room.
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This is serious, babe. I mean, what if
it don't heal back right?
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What if I can't fuck anymore?
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I'm horny all the time.
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I mean, I'm so horny I want to fuck you
right now, even though I'm in pain.
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Maybe just a quick knee.
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I don't know.
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um
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Oh yeah, fuck you Jimmy.
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Like that. Oh fuck yeah.
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Oh.
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Ah.
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We know that Sam Crow is running guns.
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The only question for you is if you're
going to go down with the rest of the
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losers, or are you going to wear wires
and cut a deal?
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Look,
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okay, I ain't going to betray my
brothers.
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All right?
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Would never.
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Not to mention, you got nothing on us.
You know it.
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Well, I may not have anything on your
gang for the guns.
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Yet.
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But you have a rap sheet longer than my
creepy Uncle Willie's stick.
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Seventeen states.
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Quite impressive.
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Here.
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Montana. For drunk and disorderly and
public indecency.
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You...
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Masturbated on the mascot of a high
school football game.
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Cute.
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Utah. Also drunk and disorderly and
public indecency.
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You urinated on the salad bar at a
Shanky's.
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Wait, this is my personal favorite.
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Colorado. False and indecency.
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You beat up a mall Santa and then...
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Masturated on him.
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Shall I continue?
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Look, I was just trying to have some
fun, okay? Everybody's so uptight.
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Fine. I'll wear the goddamn wire.
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I'll wear the goddamn wire. Won't count
for one condition.
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Oh, you're in no mood to negotiate.
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That's all right.
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What do you want?
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Well, I ain't never had me no ATF pussy
before.
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Fine.
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But I'm not getting my suit dirty.
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I'm touching you.
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It's warm.
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I see.
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Look.
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I said I wasn't going to get my suit
dirty.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm okay.
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I'm okay.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You know I've always had your back, with
the permit office, the zoning board,
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the lube distributor, the county health
board, anything to keep this pussy
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factory churning.
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But you gotta be aware of your
neighbors.
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I can't hold off the complaints much
longer.
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Chief? Jax.
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Horace?
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What seems to be the problem?
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Jax, it's the noise complaints.
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All day long.
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lap that fuckhole with my flesh rod,
pound my poop chute with your guy meat,
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cram your man muscle in my shit locker.
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The kids at the Catholic school are
getting quite the education, and the
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are about ready to riot.
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But don't worry about it, Chief.
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Look, I'll take care of this.
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Lila, can I talk to you in private?
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Well, Sunshine, I know you're new in
town.
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I'm trying to help you out.
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But you gotta tone it down a bit.
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Sit more ladylike.
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Things will just be a lot easier.
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Whatever. I do what I want.
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No one tells me how to sit, and no one
tells me how to fuck.
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01:03:15,370 --> 01:03:22,030
Well, that is a nice vagina, but... You
wanna fuck?
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01:03:26,830 --> 01:03:28,930
I have a lunch break and... $300.
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I'm the chief of police. You want me to
pay $300 to fuck you?
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Okay, $150.
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Do you realize I could haul you in for
prostitution?
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Do you realize the severity of that?
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If you want severity, it's going to cost
you $50 extra.
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Yeah. Yeah. Where's my finger?
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Take care.
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Open.
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Oh, there you go.
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You're Christy's son?
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Huh? Is this for me?
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Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, you should...
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Open. Open.
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That's it.
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Turn around.
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Turn around. Turn around.
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Try a little closer.
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Oh!
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Yeah, or set as that. Yes.
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Let me hear you.
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Yeah, give me your ass.
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Yeah.
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01:25:21,070 --> 01:25:23,650
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Brandon. It's that new girl. She's a
fucking screamer. Every time I tell her
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keep it down, she says, whatever, I do
what I want.
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What is it that she says, you know, the
thing the chief mentioned?
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Slap my fuckhole with your flush rod?
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01:26:43,350 --> 01:26:44,730
Yeah, that's it. Say it again.
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Slap my fuckhole with your flush rod.
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Wow, yeah. I love that. It always gives
me a boner. Let's fuck.
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01:26:51,770 --> 01:26:53,250
Oh, what about Opie?
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01:26:54,510 --> 01:26:58,030
Who's Opie? My boyfriend. He's your
friend in the club with you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Opie. Yeah, don't worry about that. He's
not in this movie.
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We couldn't find anybody that's got a
beard like that in porn.
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Oh my God.
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Oh yeah.
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What's up baby?
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Come on.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, you have to... I'm going to slap
this little pussy.
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Oh, my God, baby.
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Is this okay?
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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