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[Jake]
Previously on
"Two And A Half Men.."
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Zoey, will you do me
the honor of becoming..
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...Zoey
Hyde-Tottingham-Pierce-Schmidt?
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No, I'm sorry,
I can't do it.
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♪ She can.. ♪♪
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- I need an answer.
- There's someone else.
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Look, I'm just gonna
be alone for a while.
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And if the real thing
comes along, I'll know it.
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Excuse me...
can I have your nuts?
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This girl's really interesting.
Actually I think you know her.
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Her name's Rose.
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See you.
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And she's devious and deceptive.
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She's probably listening
to us right now. Heh.
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Hey, Rose. How you doing?
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I told Alan that we met.
Boy, did you call that one.
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Let me guess, at some
point did he say
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"She's probably
listening to us now!"
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"Hey, Rose! How you doing?"
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- He is very suspicious of you.
- Are you suspicious of me?
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I'm more curious
than suspicious.
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- Good.
- So, what do you say?
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- Dinner?
- To dinner.
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It will be nice to go out with
someone normal for a change.
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♪ Men ♪♪
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[panting]
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Yay.
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Yay, indeed.
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Ooh.
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We went a mile and a half.
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What is that, a pedometer?
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Yeah, I'm measuring
our sex life.
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And as of today,
we are in Laughlin, Nevada.
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Well, I believe
I did most of the driving.
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Yes, but when you got a flat,
I stopped and pumped it up.
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[sighs]
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Call me crazy, and the state
of California did for a while..
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...but these last
couple of weeks
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have been the best of my life.
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Mm. They have been great.
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With the last mile and a half
being a particular high point.
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That's because
you finally stopped
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and asked for directions.
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- Okay, I better get going.
- Wait, no, no. stay the night.
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All my stuff is
at my house, silly.
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- What stuff?
- I don't know, my toothbrush.
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- You can use mine.
- Ugh.
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After what we just did
you're really concerned
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with having
my toothbrush in your mouth?
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I'm just saying,
at some point I have to go home.
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What if you never
had to go home?
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Do you mean,
like you're gonna tie me up
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and keep me bound
and gagged in the closet?
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Uh, no.
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I was thinking more like
you move in with me.
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Mm. That's a little odd.
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I mean, come on,
you said so yourself
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the last few weeks
have been fantastic.
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- We get along great. Why not?
- Why not?
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Because I don't wanna
be a flavorless cracker.
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Sure.
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What?
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Well, you know,
when you order a cheese plate
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and you get two different
kinds of stinky cheese
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and then you eat that
little bland, unsalted cracker
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in between
to cleanse your palate?
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Not really.
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But you explained
it pretty well.
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Well, I don't wanna
be the bland cracker.
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I wanna be the stinky cheese.
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Okay, I think I understand.
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You're concerned
because I just got out
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of a serious relationship and
you don't want to be the girl
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that gets me to the next one.
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- Exactly.
- Well, trust me.
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You are the stinkiest cheese
I have ever met.
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So sweet.
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I don't know,
it's moving so quickly.
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I mean, who could've
seen this coming?
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Well, I know it's moving quick.
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But I'm the kind of person
when I see something I want
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I stop at nothing to get it.
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Well, I guess opposites
really do attract.
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Just promise me that
you'll think about it.
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And you'll think about
tying me up in your closet?
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I will.
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That seems fair.
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You know
if we get started now
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we could make it
to Salt Lake City by daybreak.
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Ooh. Okay, but this
time I'm driving.
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♪ Men men men men
manly men men men ♪
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♪ Men men men men
manly men men men ♪
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♪ Men men men
men manly men ♪
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♪ Oo hoo hoo
hoo hoo oo ♪
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♪ Men men men men
manly men men men ♪
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♪ Men men men men
manly men men men ♪
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♪ Men ♪♪
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♪ Men ♪♪
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I can't believe this,
after everything she's done.
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I know, how did
someone like that
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worm their way back in here?
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Maybe she learned
from the master.
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I'm just worry she's gonna
take advantage of Walden.
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You do hear yourself
when you talk, right?
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Yes, yes, I'm a mooch,
but I'm not dangerous.
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Some night, I'm gonna
get drunk and try that.
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Here he comes,
here he comes.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Well, uh, how's everything
going with my favorite couple?
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Walden and Rose.
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Wose.
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Ralden.
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Look, Alan, I know
you're suspicious of her.
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But she really makes me happy.
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No, I totally get that and
I don't wanna sound judgmental
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but she scares
the living crap out of me.
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Well, you're gonna have
to make peace with it.
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'Cause not only do I like Rose,
I asked her to move in with me.
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[Berta laughing]
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What's so funny?
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If you don't know,
it's too late.
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♪ Men ♪♪
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[phone ringing]
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Oh, that's
my cell.
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Could you grab it
for me?
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It says, "Do not answer."
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Oh. That's Zoey.
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It reminds me to stay strong
and not take her calls.
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Hello? Hey, Zoey.
Yeah, what's going on?
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Yeah, I could do that.
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- She wants to go for coffee.
- Why?
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- I don't know.
- Ask her.
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Hey, uh, just so I have
a heads-up, is this a..
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...sad coffee
or a happy coffee?
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- It's a happy coffee.
- That's great.
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And can you bring
me back a scone?
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Shut up.
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Uh, yeah, great, uh,
I'll be there in 20.
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- Okay.
- What do you think's going on?
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I don't know.
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Uh...she said she wants
to talk in person.
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Ooh, be careful,
in my experience
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when an ex wants
to talk in person
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it's either to borrow money
or tell you she gave you crabs.
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And no one's ever
asked me for money.
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You share too much.
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Besides, she said
it was a happy coffee.
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Ooh, ooh. Maybe she wants
to have sex with the ex.
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That's happened
to me. Be careful.
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That's how I got the crabs.
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Well, I'm not gonna sleep
with her. I'm with Rose now.
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Oh, are you gonna tell Rose that
you're meeting Zoey for coffee?
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Yes, I am not.
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- Good call.
- Hey, how do I look?
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Like every screen-saver
in San Francisco.
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Perfect. Okay.
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Hey, what does it say
on your phone when I call?
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Uh, it says, "The old guy
who lives downstairs."
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Perfect.
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♪ Men ♪♪
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Here we go, happy coffee.
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Thank you.
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- So how you been?
- Mm. Good.
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- You?
- Good.
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Good.
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- Are we done lying?
- Mm.
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Okay, so here it is.
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Oh, God, this is very
embarrassing. Heh.
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Crabs?
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- What?
- Nothing. Go on.
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So when you asked
me to marry you..
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...it scared me.
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Why?
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Went down that road
before, Walden. I got lost.
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Just wasn't ready to make
that kind of commitment again.
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Wait a second, what about
the other guy? Peter.
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I broke up with him.
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So sorry.
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Oops. Apparently,
I'm not done lying.
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You care to know
why I broke up with Peter?
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Because he wasn't
a very good pumpkin eater?
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No, I broke up with him
because when I was with him
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all I could think about was you.
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Well, this is
a very happy coffee.
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I'd like another chance, Walden.
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My coffee is dancing.
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So do you wanna try
and make this work?
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I do. But it's a
little complicated.
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Oh, God, you're seeing someone,
aren't you?
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- Well, I'm--
- Is it serious?
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Nobody's brought
their toothbrush over.
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I'm sorry, I've put you
in a very awkward position.
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No, no, it's okay.
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I just...I need a little
time to figure it out.
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Of course you do.
I completely understand.
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Take all the time you need.
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You decided yet?
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I'm kidding.
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Look, do what you need to do and
let me know what happens, okay?
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- Um--
- Thanks for meeting me.
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- Yeah, I'm glad you called.
- Heh-heh.
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Oh, boy.
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Crabs would've been simpler.
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♪ Men ♪♪
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Hey, you're not
gonna believe this.
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Zoey realized she made a huge
mistake and she wants me back.
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- Is that crazy, or what?
- No.
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No?
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Follow me. I want
to show you something.
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- Rose?
- Oh, hi, sweetie.
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I brought my toothbrush.
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That's crazy.
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♪ Men ♪♪
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♪ Men ♪♪
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So...yeah,
you decided to move in.
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Yep.
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You make me so happy. And now
we never have to be apart.
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Never?
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- Never, ever.
- Hmm.
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Now, if you'll excuse
me I'm gonna go upstairs
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and make sure
the birds are settled.
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- Great.
- Never, ever, ever.
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Did she say birds?
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Well, I counted four,
uh, but one of them
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might be dinner
for the ferrets.
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- Ferrets?
- I think they were ferrets.
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Might have been weasels.
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Either way, she recommended
we all get rabies shots.
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Oh, God, what have I done?
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You asked her to move in.
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You invited the vampire
into the house.
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Look, in my defense, the
vampire was naked at the time!
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- So, what're you gonna do now?
- I don't know.
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I guess, I just..
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Man up and tell Rose
I made a mistake.
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Ooh, that's a bad idea.
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Especially before
you get the rabies shot.
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You got a better one?
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Uh, lets see, you could
always tell her that
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your work is taking you
to Europe, or that you're dying
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or that you
finally realized you're gay
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and sick of fighting
the feelings you have for me.
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- I'm not gonna lie to her.
- Would it be a lie?
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♪ Men ♪♪
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Look at us,
we're like Siamese twins
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except we don't have
to share any organs..
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...unless we want to.
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[Walden laughs]
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Listen...I need to talk
to you about something.
250
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:53,773
Sure.
251
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:59,169
- Jeez, this is tough.
- Just say it.
252
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:01,519
I want us to be able
to talk about anything.
253
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,437
Okay, here it goes. Um.
254
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:13,183
- I'm in love with Alan.
- What?
255
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,533
- I'm dying.
- You're dying?
256
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,319
For work in Europe.
257
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,801
Walden, what is going on?
258
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,283
Okay. Um.
259
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:35,292
My old girlfriend called
and she wants to try again.
260
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,869
How do you feel about that?
261
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,831
I'd be lying if I said
I wasn't thinking about it.
262
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,658
Are you still in love with her?
263
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,968
Yes, I am.
264
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,364
I'm sorry, Rose.
265
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,282
No.
266
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,416
No, don't be sorry.
267
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:18,161
Walden, we've only known each
other for a couple of weeks.
268
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:21,643
And as wonderful as
it's been, if you feel that
269
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,211
you'd be happier with Zoey..
270
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,082
...I'm not gonna
stand in your way.
271
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,565
Thank you.
272
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:37,137
Wait, how did you know
her name is Zoey?
273
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:41,097
Zoey's a very popular
name in England.
274
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,143
Wait, how did you know
she's English?
275
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,927
Because her name's Zoey, silly.
276
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,889
Goodbye, Walden.
277
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,849
Goodbye, Rose.
278
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:59,289
You know I want you
to be happy, don't you?
279
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,510
I do. And I want you
to be happy too.
280
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,555
Thank you.
281
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:12,172
[Rose]
'Ferrets, attack!'
282
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,651
[ferret's squeaking]
283
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,393
Whoa!
284
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,787
[ferret's squeaking]
285
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,050
♪ Men ♪♪
286
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:24,445
- Hey, buddy, how you doing?
- Great. I got a promotion.
287
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,055
Oh, no kidding.
288
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,275
Yep. I'm the dessert chef
in the officers' mess.
289
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,754
Wow.
290
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,234
Yeah, I made this
killer creme brulee
291
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,410
for the enlisted guys
and word got out.
292
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,325
Jake, I am so proud of you.
293
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,110
Yeah, They gave me
my own blowtorch.
294
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:40,156
You know, to caramelize
the sugar. Check it out.
295
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,679
[fire alarm buzzing]
296
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,204
Uh-oh. Not again.
297
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,685
Gotta go, dad.
298
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,297
[alarm continues]
299
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,954
Well, he's America's
problem now.
300
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,695
♪ Men ♪♪
301
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:58,914
[doorbell rings]
302
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,613
Hi.
303
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,487
- Hello.
- Sorry to bother you.
304
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,664
- I'm a friend of Walden's.
- Oh, really?
305
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,710
Yes, and we need to talk.
306
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,626
About what?
307
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,150
It's complicated.
308
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,807
♪ Men ♪♪
309
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,418
[doorbell rings]
310
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,985
I'll get it.
311
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,515
- Zoey.
- Who the hell is..
312
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:37,387
- What's happened to your face?
- I was attacked by ferrets.
313
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,651
Fine, don't tell me.
314
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:43,741
Who the hell is that crazy woman
who just showed up at my house
315
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:46,309
saying she's carrying your baby?
316
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:49,008
- Uh..
- I have a guess.
317
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,097
Alan, please.
318
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,881
Do you know anything about this?
319
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:56,406
Alright, I'm just gonna
level with you. You moved on.
320
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,627
So, I was trying to do the same
thing. But she's not pregnant.
321
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,237
Then why in the world
would she show up
322
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,152
at my apartment claiming to be?
323
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,980
- Apparently she's crazy.
- Told you.
324
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,852
Alan, shut up!
325
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,816
Alright, look,
as soon as you told me
326
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,557
that you wanted
to get back together
327
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,516
I told her she had to move out
because I was in love with you.
328
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,997
And that's the truth.
I love you, Zoey.
329
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,217
Wait. She was living here?
330
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,481
Did you hear the part
where I said I love you?
331
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,223
What happened to, "No one's
brought their toothbrush?"
332
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,528
Uh..
333
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:34,401
- Alan?
- You told me to shut up.
334
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,534
- Oh, God. Goodbye, Walden.
- No, Zoey, wait!
335
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,406
You're my stinky cheese.
336
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,760
- Great.
- Aww.
337
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,503
I'm sorry, buddy.
338
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:53,072
- But look at the bright side.
- I know, I still have you.
339
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,336
Forever and ever and ever.
340
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:02,429
Hey, why don't we go out, you
know, maybe-maybe grab a bite?
341
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,431
- That might cheer you up.
- I don't wanna go out.
342
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,997
Look, oh, you have to eat.
343
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,217
You want me to pick
something up for you?
344
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,089
- Fine.
- Great, oh, so, listen, um, I--
345
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,091
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
346
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,918
Uh, would you mind if I take
your car? Mine's out--
347
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,877
Out of gas, sure.
348
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,662
[Alan chuckles]
349
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,838
Berta's right.
I am the master.
350
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,884
[keys clanking]
351
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:30,457
Oh, boy, a radio
and brakes. Heh.
352
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:39,944
Oh, yeah, I can get
used to this. Heh.
353
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,859
[ferret's squeaking]
354
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,124
Not the face! Not the face!
355
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,212
♪ Men ♪♪
356
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,956
♪ Men ♪♪
357
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:59,399
- I've made a decision.
- What's that?
358
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:02,532
I'm never gonna care
about another human being.
359
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,795
Ouch.
360
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,233
- Except you.
- That's better.
361
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,366
I can't believe
I lost Zoey again.
362
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,804
I can't believe I lost the tip
of my pinky to a ferret.
363
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,676
Boo-hoo. I have half a nipple.
364
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:20,811
Alright, goodnight, Alan.
365
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,771
Goodnight, Walden. Aah.
366
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:33,302
- Goodnight, Rose.
- 'Goodnight, Alan.'
367
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,958
♪ Men ♪♪
368
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,659
♪ Men men men men
manly men men men ♪
369
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:46,141
♪ Men men men men
manly men men men ♪
370
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,839
♪ Men men men men manly men ♪
371
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,972
♪ Oo hoo hoo hoo oo ♪
372
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,454
♪ Men men men men
manly men men men ♪
373
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:58,153
♪ Men men men men
manly men men men ♪
374
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,111
♪ Men ♪♪
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