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[beeping]
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[theme music]
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[explosion]
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[music playing]
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MAYOR: History will remember
this, my good citizens, the day
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we finished our dream
community, the Ocean Palisades,
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the perfect place to live.
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[cheering]
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Perfect for you maybe.
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Hmm.
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[clock tower ringing]
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[gasps]
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[screams]
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[music playing]
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SAM AND ALEX: Hey.
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But they're not
even dry yet, Clover.
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Sorry, girls.
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This can't wait.
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You mean you actually found
something more important to you
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than our weekly mani?
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Yes.
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My love life.
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SAM AND ALEX: The dating thing?
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Alex, Sam, meet
the love computer.
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She's gonna find
me the perfect guy.
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Chow, bellissimas.
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Uh, Clover, I hate
to break it to you,
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but there's no such
thing as the perfect guy.
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And even if there was,
what does a computer
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know about matchmaking?
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Everything.
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Clover, may I have your
love questionnaire?
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[sam and alex gasp]
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Your perfect guy
has bluey green
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eyes, is strong but gentle.
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Artistic but with
an advanced grasp
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of natural and applied science.
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Buff but not
bulky, likes dogs.
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His name starts with
a T. Uh, picky much?
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I am not picky.
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Just highly selective.
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Now give me that.
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You're wasting valuable
dating minutes.
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Here, Elsie.
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The name of your
perfect match is no one.
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[clover screams]
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No one?
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But you promised to search
under every rock on the planet
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for my perfect guy.
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I did, and nada.
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Though there was
a match on Pluto.
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Really?
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No.
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Just kidding.
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Ha, ha.
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Better luck next time.
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Wait!
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Come back!
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I demand a refund.
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[sam giggles]
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Ugh, can you believe
the nerve of her?
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SAM: She kinda
reminds me of GLADIS.
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[clover groans]
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Come on, Clover.
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Let's go back to the salon.
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You can drown your
sorrows in a pedi.
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Hmm.
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[all shout]
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Hello?
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Doesn't Jerry know that I'm
in the middle of a teen crisis
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here?
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[all shout]
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Ah, good afternoon, girls.
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[all exclaim]
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ALEX: Awesome wheels, Jer.
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Glad you like it, because the
Ne Plus Ultra 3,000 is for you.
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[all gasp]
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You as in us?
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No way.
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OK, my teen crisis
is officially over.
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This baby screams guy magnet.
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What's the occasion, Jer?
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No occasion.
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Just a little something to
show how much I appreciate you.
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GLADIS, why don't you tell the
girls about their new ride?
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Oh, if I must.
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The NPU 3,000 is voice activated
and made of titanium alloy.
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It is virtually
indescribable and since it
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has high power invisibility
shield, ideal for subterfuge.
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Invisibility shield?
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Way cool.
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Too bad we'll never
use it since pretty
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much the whole point of our
existence is to be seen.
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GLADIS: Here is where you
can access your gadgets--
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laser nail file, suction
cup bottom go-go boots,
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multifunction charm bracelets,
and turbo bungee belts,
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equipped with a stash of
high powered mini bombs.
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CLOVER: Excellent.
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[jerry chuckles]
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Actually, girls, you
won't need your arsenal.
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There is no mission.
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You have the weekend off.
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New car, time off is anyone
thinking what I'm thinking?
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ALL THREE: Road trip!
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Do you girls have a
destination in mind?
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Uncharted dating territory.
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Now let's roll.
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Not without me.
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Or me.
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[all three shout]
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Uh, Clover?
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I know you're in a hurry
to find a date and all,
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but do you think you
could slow down a little?
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It's not me.
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It's the NPU 3000.
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This thing totally
has a mind of its own.
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You just have to
be firm with it.
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NPU 3000, slow down.
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[tires screech]
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Windshield wipers off.
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Trunk closed.
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[static hisses]
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Way to show it
who's boss, Sam.
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Look out!
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Stop!
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[metal crunching]
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[alex groans]
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Virtually indestructible?
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I don't think so.
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Hey, what happened
to the red-haired guy?
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And more importantly,
where are we?
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[birds cawing]
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Maybe this is some
kind of 1950s theme park.
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[dog barks]
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Yeah, and the
theme is uber hottie.
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Long
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Are you ladies OK?
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We are now.
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In that case, welcome to
the Ocean Palisades, a model
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community unlike anywhere else.
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I'm Todd.
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And I'm smitten--
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I mean, Clover.
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Thanks, Todd.
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I'm Sam, and that's Alex.
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Sorry.
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We really did the
job on your gate.
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Don't worry, Sam.
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We'll have it fixed in a jiffy.
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[whistles]
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Wow.
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Wish they could fix
our ride like that.
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The OP has a perfect
auto shop that can do it.
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Meanwhile, would you
like a tour of our town?
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[men grunting]
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Lead the way, perfect match--
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I mean, mean, Todd.
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[meows]
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[girl cries]
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Don't cry, Muffy.
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[cat purrs]
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How interesting.
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Everyone who lives
in the OP pitches
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in when anyone's in trouble.
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Good job.
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And they have white teeth.
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And flawless skin.
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The OP has a perfect dentist
and a perfect dermatologist.
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[woman giggles]
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[old woman giggles]
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[chuckles]
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OK, this is
getting ridiculous.
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Is there some kind of good
Samaritan competition going on?
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No.
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OP citizens are nice by
nature, perfectly nice.
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I'm into nice.
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I'm also into perfection.
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I've saved the best for last.
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[music playing]
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This is our town square.
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Isn't it perfect?
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Yeah, cool.
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Why don't we hit the mall?
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What's a mall?
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You are so hilarious.
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[laughs]
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I am?
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Wait.
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There really is no mall here?
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How is that possible?
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Who needs a dumb mall when
we have a romantic clock tower?
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Why don't we go up and
check out the view, Todd?
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Go up the clock tower?
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We can't.
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It's a violation.
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Why?
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Is there something
special about it?
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I don't know.
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Not all questions have answers.
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[dog barks]
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Hey, what's that?
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Whatever it is, it
belongs in the trash.
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Littering is
forbidden in the OP.
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It looks like some
kind of microchip
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with a red hair stuck to it.
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Hey, didn't that guy we
almost hit have red hair?
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Yeah.
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You must know this teenager
who was running away.
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No one runs away from the OP.
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[clock tower rings]
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Oh, wait, Todd.
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Where are you going?
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Home.
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It's curfew.
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Curfew?
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It's like 7 o'clock.
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[dog barks]
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I'll see you girls tomorrow.
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[music playing]
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[cat meows]
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OK.
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Who else has the
feeling everything here
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is not as perfect as it seems?
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Totally.
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This place is so random.
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And so dark.
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MAYOR: Violation!
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I repeat, violation.
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Something tells me we
just overstayed our welcome.
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Yep.
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It's definitely time to split.
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Split?
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But I haven't even gone
on a date with Todd yet.
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SAM: Great.
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All roads lead to nowhere.
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[tires squeal]
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[all three exclaim]
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Ow, aggressive much?
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You have broken curfew.
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You should be home studying.
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Trust me, we'd
love to go home.
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Unfortunately, our
car broke down.
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Oh.
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You mean you're not from the op?
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Hello, Beverley Hills.
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Isn't it obvious?
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In that case, we
have a visitors center
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where you can spend the night.
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I think you'll find the
accommodations to be perfect.
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[all gasp]
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[alex sighs]
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The mayor wasn't kidding.
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These digs are perfect.
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Yeah, perfectly creepy.
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Check this out.
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NARRATOR (ON TV): Perfect
lawns and perfect gardens.
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Perfect communities
like this will be--
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This infomercial
is on every channel.
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NARRATOR (ON TV):
Perfectly perfect.
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And It's on the phone too,
which, FYI, makes calling
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Todd totally impossible.
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Hmm.
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No mall, no TV, no telephone.
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What kinda place is this?
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I think we better call Jerry.
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Hold on there, Sammy.
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No need to go all
super spy on us.
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Yeah, just 'cause
we're in freaksville
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doesn't mean we should
spoil our one free weekend.
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Exactly.
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From now on, I say we only
channel good thoughts,
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like how fab it will be
to see Todd tomorrow.
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I guess you're right.
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Just 'cause this place is
weird doesn't necessarily
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mean it's WOOHP worthy.
276
00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:49,267
Besides, I could
use some beauty Zs.
277
00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:53,000
[clock tower ringing]
278
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,767
[soft snoring]
279
00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:05,567
They could do
the OP untold harm.
280
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,133
In fact, they might have
already contaminated
281
00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:10,167
our children's minds.
282
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:12,133
The outsiders will
be gone in the morning.
283
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:15,967
Then everything will be
perfectly normal again.
284
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,033
Hmm.
285
00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:24,833
[man struggling]
286
00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:25,767
(MUFFLED) Help.
287
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:27,167
Help me.
288
00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:28,167
[gasps] Who yelled help?
289
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:30,700
ALEX AND CLOVER: Not me.
290
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,767
WOMAN: Come on, keep moving.
291
00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:32,733
MAYOR: Get a move on.
292
00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,033
Come on, come on, young man.
293
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:35,633
It looks like the guy
who was skipping town.
294
00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:37,133
What are they doing with him?
295
00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:38,267
I don't know.
296
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,633
But I think it's
safe to say the time
297
00:12:39,733 --> 00:12:41,733
for channeling good
thoughts is officially over.
298
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,767
It's locked!
299
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:47,733
Also locked.
300
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,967
Are we guests here or prisoners?
301
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:50,900
Neither.
302
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,800
We're spies.
303
00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,033
Hey, where'd they go?
304
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:04,467
I don't know,
but they definitely
305
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:05,667
dragged him along here.
306
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:14,400
Yeah, straight into that
perfectly nasty root cellar.
307
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,333
Let's go.
308
00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:24,600
I don't wanna be
controlled anymore.
309
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,800
I wanna have my own thoughts.
310
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,233
Sorry, honey,
but your thoughts
311
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,167
are just too dangerous.
312
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,633
Red, your rebelliousness
and anti-social
313
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,400
behavior must be neutralized.
314
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,700
Let me get this straight.
315
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,367
They don't have a mall, but they
have an underground laboratory?
316
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:42,667
Where it looks
like they're using
317
00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,200
Red as a human guinea pig.
318
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,333
[shaky breathing]
319
00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:51,433
Hey, That's just like
the microchip we found.
320
00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:54,267
Maybe it was implanted in
him, and he took it out somehow.
321
00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:00,067
Well, it looks like
they're going to put it back
322
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,733
in so they can control him.
323
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,800
Then again, maybe they won't.
324
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,633
[all three shout]
325
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,900
OK, drop the microchip
implanting neutralizer
326
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,167
thingy and nobody gets hurt.
327
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,233
Ha, I could smell
you were trouble
328
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:16,033
the moment I set eyes on you.
329
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:18,700
Oh, I'm so quaking.
330
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,700
Don't you dare harm a
hair on my son's head.
331
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,633
Ah!
332
00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:23,600
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
333
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,167
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
334
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:28,567
Hey.
335
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:33,367
We are so never
gonna live down.
336
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:35,967
We don't allow
impudence in the OP.
337
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:38,933
Prepare to be neutralized.
338
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,033
Neutralize this.
339
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,267
Not so fast, missy.
340
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:55,033
[alex exclaims]
341
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,833
I feel so--
342
00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:03,300
so--
- Angry?
343
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,267
Deceived?
344
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:05,200
Violated?
345
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,367
No.
346
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:07,767
Perfect.
347
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,967
Yeesh, change sides much?
348
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:12,100
[alex shouts]
349
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:13,500
Alex!
350
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,067
Wait.
351
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,833
If we get caught,
we can't free her.
352
00:15:19,933 --> 00:15:20,733
You're right.
353
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,800
We need back up.
354
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:25,267
Hang tight, Alex.
355
00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:26,000
Duh.
356
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,533
Like I have a choice.
357
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:35,200
So bottom line, your
dad's the mastermind
358
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,100
behind an evil plot to
turn teenagers everywhere
359
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,267
into mindless zombies.
360
00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:42,200
I really hope this doesn't
affect our relationship.
361
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,700
I've always known
there was something
362
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,933
different about my dad.
363
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:46,600
So you'll help us?
364
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,533
Hmm.
365
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,533
Man, there are a lot of
tunnels underneath this town.
366
00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:54,300
Yeah, I guess.
367
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,667
I don't ever come down here.
368
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:56,600
Turn right.
369
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,833
If you never come
down here, how do
370
00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:03,667
you know we should turn right?
371
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:04,567
Todd?
372
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,100
[sam and clover exclaim]
373
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,500
He led us into a trap.
374
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,333
That's it.
375
00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:11,067
I am so breaking up with you.
376
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:13,967
He has prevented you from
contaminating our world
377
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,733
with your wild behavior.
378
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:16,700
Contaminate?
379
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,133
How?
380
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:21,500
Some questions
don't have answers.
381
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,767
Alex.
382
00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:23,933
Are you OK?
383
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:24,967
OK?
384
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,267
I'm perfect.
385
00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:28,167
And soon, you will be, too.
386
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,333
[music playing]
387
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,167
Any ideas?
388
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:45,633
Yeah, I was wondering if
Todd maybe had a brother.
389
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:48,033
I meant about how we're
going to get out of here.
390
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,100
Oh, that.
391
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,200
Consider it done.
392
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:02,767
[alex struggles]
393
00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,800
After this,
there'll be no more
394
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,767
trouble from them ever again.
395
00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:08,733
[shouts]
396
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,600
OK, we escaped the freaky
implantation process.
397
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,733
What now?
398
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:19,800
We figure out
where the microchips
399
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,267
are getting their power from.
400
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:23,067
There's gotta be a transmitter
around here somewhere.
401
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,567
[clock tower rings]
402
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:27,667
SAM AND CLOVER: The clock tower.
403
00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:29,567
We need to get there fast.
404
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:32,567
SAM AND CLOVER: Hmm?
405
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:33,967
The NPU 3000.
406
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,667
It's coming to help us.
407
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:37,000
CLOVER: More like run us over.
408
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:40,767
NPU 3000, stop.
409
00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:41,767
Whoa.
410
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:43,067
Good thing it's not invisible.
411
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,033
Wait, that's it.
412
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,133
If we want the NPU to
help us, all we have to do
413
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:51,233
is tell them what we don't
want it to do and it'll listen.
414
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,000
Great idea, Sammy.
415
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:56,533
Confusing, but great.
416
00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:59,033
[music playing]
417
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:00,767
Here!
We're over--
418
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:01,700
Alex.
419
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,633
Quiet.
420
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,700
Don't worry.
421
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,033
I've got it under control.
422
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:10,000
NPU 3000, don't go
after the adults.
423
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,333
[mayor gasps]
424
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:15,733
Does anyone else hear
a car headed right for--
425
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,267
[all exclaim]
426
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,800
So what's the plan?
427
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,700
We wire the bombs in sequence.
428
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,233
Each one sets to
the next one off.
429
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:37,200
Bombs are strictly
forbidden in the OP.
430
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,500
Maybe I have the honors?
431
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,467
Go for it.
432
00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:54,500
NPU 3000, don't
head for the tower.
433
00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:00,167
SAM: OK.
434
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:01,467
On the count of three.
435
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:03,500
One, two, now!
436
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:09,867
[rumbling]
437
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:13,033
[explosion]
438
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,600
[adults gasp]
439
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,667
Our perfect community.
440
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,833
Didn't there used to
be like a giant clock
441
00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:39,933
around here somewhere?
442
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:41,100
We'll 411 you later.
443
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,500
[music playing]
444
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,700
[chattering] It's
445
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:02,367
Girls, you've eradicated
malignants of every sort.
446
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,400
But uncovering a plot
by parents to turn
447
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,200
their teenagers into
mindless, unfeeling zombies,
448
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,500
that's a new one.
449
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,967
So you're locking up
of a bad moms and dads?
450
00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:12,900
JERRY: No, that would
be a little harsh.
451
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,600
We're sentencing
them to 1,000 hours
452
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,600
of community service and
compulsory parenting classes.
453
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,367
They were kinda pathetic.
454
00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:21,533
I mean, who would be
afraid of their own kids?
455
00:20:21,633 --> 00:20:22,733
Who indeed?
456
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:26,067
By the way, I haven't seen
the NPU 3000 anywhere.
457
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:27,167
Collateral damage.
458
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,933
Where'd you get
that thing anyway?
459
00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:32,100
From a WOOHP auction of goods
confiscated from perpetrators.
460
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,967
That would explain
why it was such a lemon.
461
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,267
Todd?
462
00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:37,100
Whoa.
463
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,633
What happened to perfect guy?
464
00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:41,567
I don't know, but suddenly,
I'm over perfection.
465
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:46,267
I want someone normal
with cute facial hair.
466
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:48,333
Hey, Clover, you
wanna hang out?
467
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:49,267
Sure.
468
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:50,233
Great.
469
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,900
My band's having
its first practice.
470
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,433
Hey, you wouldn't mind carrying
some speakers, would you?
471
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:55,633
Oh, nuts.
472
00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:57,567
I just remembered I
have a mani booked.
473
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:58,133
Later.
Todd.
474
00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:02,367
Over normal already?
475
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:03,467
Big time.
476
00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:06,000
So what's up for the
rest of the weekend?
477
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,100
CLOVER: Let's go shopping.
478
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,700
[all three laugh]
479
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:22,167
The topic of today's seminar
is modern love literacy.
480
00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:23,833
After all, what better
way to tell the person
481
00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:26,833
you're crushing on how you
feel than an amorous email.
482
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,433
Let's start with the salutation.
483
00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:29,933
Dear so-and-so.
484
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:31,467
Easy enough.
485
00:21:31,567 --> 00:21:33,467
Now all you have to do is tell
that special someone exactly
486
00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:35,200
how you feel about them.
487
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,167
Just dive right in.
488
00:21:37,267 --> 00:21:40,633
Just let the words flow
straight from the heart.
489
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,500
OK, on second thought,
maybe feelings of love
490
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,267
are best expressed face to face
with the object of your crush.
491
00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:47,133
See ya.
492
00:21:47,183 --> 00:21:51,733
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