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[music playing]
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I just love Kung Fu Fondue.
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It's a great workout
and a fabulous meal.
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It's the hottest new studio
on the Bev Hills scene.
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What was that?
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I don't know, but let's
not stick around to find out.
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Hey!
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Come on, Sam.
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Dig, dig!
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I'm trying What
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Well try harder then!
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There's not much time left.
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Time's up.
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Way to climb, Alex.
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nice technique, Clover.
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OK, class, hit the showers.
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Um, not you, Samantha.
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I'm afraid if you can't
make it to the top,
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I'm going to have to transfer
you to a different gym class
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Transfer me?
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Yes to a special
place where you
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work with other majorly
uncoordinated students
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like yourself
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You mean Sam's
going to be a dork?
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We prefer to call it
D-O-R-K: the development
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for overly remedial kids class.
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Trust me, it's
for your own good.
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Whoa.
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Tough break, Sammy.
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But I don't want to be a dork.
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Then you're going to
have to learn how to climb.
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I mean, how hard can it be?
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You climb all kinds of
stuff on our missions.
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Well, it's pretty
easy to climb
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when I have my bungee
belt it does all the work.
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Gross, when was the last
time these towels were
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washed?
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[screaming]
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Couldn't you have waited until
after we took a shower, Jer?
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I mean, hello we totally reek.
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Sorry girls,
but danger doesn't
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take a break for hygiene.
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There's a rash of missing people
in the Beverly Hills area.
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Huh?
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Hmm, they look
kind of familiar
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Do they go to Bev High?
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If he does, he must've
failed a lot of classes.
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You're going to need some
gadgets for your mission.
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Oh, Gladys.
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I mean, the amazing Gladys!
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What?
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Gladys has a new hobby,
she's learning magic.
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Please humor her.
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Welcome one and all.
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For your first gadgets we
have something very special.
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Wait, where did it go?
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Say, what do we have here?
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Multi-function charm bracelets!
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Nice one, Glad.
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Now watch as I
take this simple coin
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and use my special magic wand.
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Ta-da!
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It's hot and spicy gum!
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It causes the chewer
to sweat excessively
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and become slippery.
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Hot and spicy gum?
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Down would must be
seriously understaffed.
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Now, for my next trick,
I give you one of our most
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powerful inventions.
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Abracadabra!
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Uh...
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What does it do?
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You know, besides look ugly.
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This belt ties two
more people together
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and enables them to tap
into each other's knowledge
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of fighting styles.
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So Sam will be able to do
my patented running side kick
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and Alex can imitate
my fists of fury?
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You'll also be able to perform
any moves that you've seen
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in movies or video
games, but the belt
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can only be used in
short bursts or it
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may cause severe headaches.
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Good heavens!
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There's an attempted
abduction in progress.
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A Beverly Hills teen just
called 911 from her cell phone.
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It's go time, girls!
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Now, for my grand finale!
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Now you see them, now--
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ta-da!-- you don't!
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The cell phone signal
came from right around here.
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What is it?
The kidnappers?
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No, it's Kung Fu Fondue!
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The hippest workout
eatery in town.
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It's almost impossible
to get into one
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of their combo exercise
cooking classes.
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I heard that
after a few lessons,
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you're flexible enough
to use your toes
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to dip fruit into melted cheese
and flick it into your mouth!
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We can talk fondue later,
girls, time to go to work.
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Help me!
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It's Mandy!
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And it looks like she's
in big time trouble.
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We're gonna need
some disguises.
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Styling and profiling.
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Don't worry, miss,
we're here to save you!
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Well do you think you
can hurry it up a bit?
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Whoa, check out
the crazy moves.
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I can't believe we fell for
the oldest trick in the book.
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Heads up!
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Are you sure you
know what you're doing?
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Don't worry,
little lady, we've
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got everything under control.
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First no shower and now this?
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You must come with us.
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Don't let them
get away, Sammy!
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I'm on it!
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Almost there.
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Any second now.
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Sam, why don't you
just use your bungee belt
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to climb the building?
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I will never learn how to
climb if I keep using it.
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I don't want to be a D-O-R-K.
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What are we going to do now?
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They just took off with Mandy.
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Obviously we should
go home and celebrate.
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Clover, even if we hate her,
we've still got to help her.
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Hey, this might be something.
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It's from one of their slippers.
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That insignia looks
really familiar.
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Let's scan it and
send it off to Jerry.
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Maybe he can figure it out.
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I don't get it.
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I mean, who would want to
abduct all those people?
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Especially Mandy.
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Maybe it's
someone who couldn't
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get into Kung Fu
Fondue and wanted
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to shorten the waiting list.
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Whatever's happening,
it's way freaky.
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Don't you think, Sam?
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Sam?
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Do you think she's
been abducted too?
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We'd better call Jerry.
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Hold the phone.
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I don't wanna be a D-O-R-K.
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What's up, Jer?
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I've got the results of
the analysis of the insignia.
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It's the symbol of
power yoga, chi kwon do.
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Hey, that's the exercise
class we took last year!
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Oh yeah!
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And then it went out of fashion.
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Right!
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That's why all the
abductees look so familiar.
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They were all in our
class, Mandy included.
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Apparently Shirley, the women
who ran it, closed her doors
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and left town months ago.
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I have a feeling she's back
and we'll be seeing her soon.
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I agree.
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You girls are the only
ones from the class
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who have yet to be a abducted.
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Be careful.
- Mandy!
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What are you doing here?
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That shirt is so
clashing with your chakra.
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What's with the
weird yoga speak?
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Your astral body
is so last year.
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Where did she learn that?
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Fear my cobra style!
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Stop it, Mandy.
We don't wanna hurt you.
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I do!
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Now meet the snake charmer.
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OK, enough fooling around.
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It's gadget time.
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Outsmarted by Mandy?
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This so isn't our day.
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You will come with
me, non-believers.
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I think I'm air sick.
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Um, this looks like the
house that creepy built.
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We are so outta here.
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Not before you
meet my fellow yogis.
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What is this?
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Cirque Du Freak?
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Shirley!
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Well, well well.
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Look who finally made it-- the
worst students I ever taught.
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What is your problem, Shirley?
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My problem is that you
treated my power yoga chi kwon
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do class like a passing fad.
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You forced me to close my studio
and now it's time for revenge.
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Maybe everyone
dropped out because they
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couldn't stand the instructor.
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It had nothing to do with me.
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You were just ungrateful.
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I've trained my former
students to help
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me eliminate the competition.
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Once Kung Fu Fondue is
gone, I'll reopen my studio
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and once again rule the
Beverly Hills exercise scene.
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Way to think big, Shirl.
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I am thinking big.
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Soon I'll turn everyone
in LA into my followers.
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But how did you
brainwash everyone
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into coming back to you?
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Good question.
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One you'll be sorry you asked.
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[cackling]
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Feast your eyes
on my chi machine!
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By passing through
it, my students
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achieve the same results
as they would have
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after five years of classes.
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Where was this when I
was taking piano lessons?
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In here, my acolytes
instantly learned
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to cultivate their energy
and develop internal power.
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Of course, it puts them
under my total control.
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Strap 'em in!
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As you wish.
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Give it up!
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This will never work.
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We'll see.
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Now come, students, it's
time to meditate before we
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destroy Kung Fu Fondue.
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If we don't get off
this thing we're going
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to become chanting zombies.
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If only the amazing Gladys
was here to make us disappear.
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I doubt Gladys can help us,
but maybe her gadgets can.
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Hot and spicy gum, anyone?
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Ew, I hope it works
better than it tastes.
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I can't believe this might
actually come in handy.
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Hey, it's not that bad.
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What?
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I like spicy food.
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Whoa!
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All of a sudden I feel
like I'm in a sauna!
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I know what you mean.
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I haven't sweat this
much since the time you
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guys read my diary.
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It's not working on me!
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I must have a high
tolerance for spicy food.
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Don't worry, I'll
take care of it!
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This thing won't budge!
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Time for the direct approach.
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The direct approach stinks.
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I just broke a nail.
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Somebody help me!
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Sammy!
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Sammy, are you OK?
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Instant karma
is gonna get you!
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Don't worry, Sam, we
can help you back at WOOP.
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Help, non-believers!
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Non-believers!
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These yogis are really
stretching my patience.
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Tell me about it.
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This isn't getting us anywhere!
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Give it up, girls.
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Nothing can stop power
yoga chi kwon do.
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Actually, you're no
match for our pull the rug
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from under your feet technique.
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Oh, it's not working!
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Come on.
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It's time to take matters
into our own hands.
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Brutal!
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Looks like both of us are
gonna need manicures now.
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Why didn't we take the stairs?
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Looks like
Shirley's machine has
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fixed Sam's climbing problem.
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00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,567
Yeah, she doesn't even
need the bungee belt anymore.
264
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:15,067
Any reason we're not using it?
265
00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,533
Check you later, Sam.
266
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,767
It's time to send
a 911 call to WOOP!
267
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,300
That was quick.
268
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,667
Have they considered
delivering pizzas?
269
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,333
What's happening, ladies?
270
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:45,100
We found Shirley, and
she's turned Sam and the rest
271
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,200
of our ex-classmates
into brainwashed power
272
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,033
yoga chi kwon do devotees.
273
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:50,533
And they're going to
attack Kung Fu Fondue
274
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:52,633
with their major muscle
power, as in we're
275
00:14:52,733 --> 00:14:54,167
definitely going to be backup.
276
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:56,800
I'll disperse every available
WOOP agent to Kung Fu Fondue
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00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:57,700
immediately.
278
00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:07,633
Whoa, this is the swankiest
exercise studio I've ever seen.
279
00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:08,567
Listen!
280
00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:13,967
They're coming!
281
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,533
Brace yourself, agents.
282
00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:16,700
It's time for battle.
283
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,267
Give it up, Shirl.
284
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:24,800
We've got you outnumbered.
285
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:28,900
Your numbers mean nothing
compared to my inner power.
286
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:34,867
And soon this whole city will
be my own personal yoga studio.
287
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,567
Yogis, attack!
288
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:38,533
Charge!
289
00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:51,167
Sam, I don't want to hurt you.
290
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:55,767
Remember to always
stretch before exercising.
291
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,300
Who's next?
292
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:03,833
I do apologize in advance.
293
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:08,500
By the power of
swami Ramarama!
294
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:13,767
Oh yeah?
295
00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:16,167
Prepare to face
the power of Alex!
296
00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:22,000
Check out this fancy footwork.
297
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,967
She's too fast!
298
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:36,200
And I fight dirty.
299
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,933
I call this one
the unsalted pretzel.
300
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:49,833
We must've missed that class.
301
00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:50,833
We're no match for her.
302
00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,367
You think?
303
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,833
Sam, don't you
remember who I am?
304
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:02,800
We're on the same team.
305
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,767
I'm not on any team
with you, old man.
306
00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:07,000
Old man?
307
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,467
I'll show you who's an old man.
308
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:13,533
I'm waiting.
309
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,433
Show me your moves.
310
00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:28,500
Hey!
311
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,433
I've still got it.
312
00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:37,733
A two for one special.
313
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:39,033
Two for one?
314
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,467
That gives me an idea.
315
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:43,100
Even at the threat of possible
mind-numbing headaches.
316
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,800
And fashion crimes
too numerous to mention.
317
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,600
I don't know
how long this belt
318
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,067
works so we better move fast.
319
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,333
Just because you're
wearing a black belt
320
00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:53,767
doesn't make you black belts.
321
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:56,000
Uh, yes it does.
322
00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:00,833
Learned
323
00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:03,233
Where did I learn that move?
324
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,467
I saw it in Monkey Fist 3!
325
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,600
Those monkeys sure
know how to fight.
326
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,267
Whoa!
327
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,167
I didn't think my body
could bend like that.
328
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,633
Who says watching
wrestling is a waste of time?
329
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,067
Let me guess, that's
from the latest Karate
330
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,167
Commando video game?
331
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:30,567
You've got it, spy sister.
332
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:36,533
I don't understand, you
two were my worst students!
333
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:39,900
We've been practicing
and now it's time
334
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,467
for us to teach you a lesson.
335
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,667
Uh oh, my head is
starting to pound.
336
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,300
Mine too.
337
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,867
We'd better wrap this up.
338
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:54,200
Get ready, Shirley,
because from now on,
339
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,100
the only mantra you'll
be repeating is, ouch.
340
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,967
I have attained
absolute power.
341
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:02,033
I cannot be defeated!
342
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:04,567
Absolute power,
meet my left foot.
343
00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:22,500
Smile and say Camembert.
344
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,467
It looks like she's practicing
the fallen villain pose.
345
00:19:39,967 --> 00:19:41,333
Good news, girls.
346
00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:43,900
Once the devotees go through
the chi machine backwards,
347
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,300
they return to normal with no
recollection of what happened.
348
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,700
Which means maybe
you won't remember
349
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,900
how she kicked our butts.
350
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,367
And Sammy will soon
be back on our side.
351
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,500
What happened?
352
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,667
Everything's a blur.
353
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,433
We'll fill you in over fondue.
354
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,833
You got us reservations
at Kung Fu Fondue?
355
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:03,767
Cool!
356
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,200
Looks like being hypnotized
by Shirley did have one benefit.
357
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,467
Yeah, Sam looks amazing.
358
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:28,400
Stealthy, even.
359
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,067
Piece of cake.
360
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,700
I am no dork.
361
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,400
Way to go, Sam.
362
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,267
That was the fastest I've ever
seen anyone get to the top.
363
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,600
I wish the rest of you
could climb as well.
364
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:45,233
OK, class dismissed.
365
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,233
Did you hear that?
366
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,933
I'm the best clinber in class.
367
00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:48,833
I'm like a spider.
368
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,833
I can climb anything.
369
00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:52,267
I am good!
370
00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:53,900
We're all proud of you, Sam.
371
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,033
Yeah, way to climb.
372
00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:00,700
Wait a sec, how do
I get down from here?
373
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,633
Help!
374
00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:02,967
Guys!
375
00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:07,033
Don't worry, Sam, what
goes up must come down.
376
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,133
Eventually.
377
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:09,800
Wait, wait, we're
a team, right?
378
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,533
Come on, you guys, can't you at
least call the fire department?
379
00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:13,533
Get a ladder?
380
00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:14,533
Anything?
381
00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:15,467
You guys!
382
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,867
Sure, yoga's good exercise,
but there's more to it
383
00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:23,367
than that.
384
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:25,567
For instance, when things
are really crazy with school
385
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:27,500
and international
spying, I can take
386
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:33,267
five minutes to do some yoga
and my problems just disappear.
387
00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:35,267
I mean, it's like I've
got complete control
388
00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:37,833
over everything, like
nothing can stop me.
389
00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:42,067
I can do anything
I put my mind to.
390
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,400
Uh, girls?
391
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,267
A little help.
392
00:21:45,317 --> 00:21:49,867
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