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[theme music]
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Ah!
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Haha!
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The wave!
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Totally!
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Dude, that is the the
gnarliest [inaudible]
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we've gotten all day.
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Let us book back to shore.
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Not sweet, totally sour!
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The shore's like slipping away!
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BOTH: Ahh!
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SAM: What's up with the line?
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Ooh, maybe it's a casting call
for a cool new teen talent TV
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show.
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This could be my lucky break!
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Something tells me
that whatever it is--
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Next!
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BOTH: Clover is behind it.
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Just so you understand,
I'm looking for someone who
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understands my needs,
without understanding what
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those needs are, understood?
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I-- I think so.
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You think?
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Sorry, not looking for
thinkers, looking for doers.
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Next!
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You guys want to apply to
be my personal assistant?
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Since when do you need
a personal assistant?
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Someone has to array
my disarrayed schedule
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of school work, shopping,
and hottie sharking.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've
got a lineup of freshman girls
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to interview.
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Next!
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Ugh!
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Your search is over.
I'm--
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Way Way too pushy!
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Next!
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Now, Tara, is it?
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Here's the 4-1-1, the job
pays approximately-- nothing.
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But you will earn
priceless life experience
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and valuable fashion tips.
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That sounds great.
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But I'm sure you don't
want someone shy like me.
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After all, you are the
prettiest and most popular
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girl in school.
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Hired!
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In ancient Greek
civilization, slaves
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tended to their masters, not
only as domestic servants,
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but as agricultural
workers, mine workers,
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as it were, et
cetera, et cetera.
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Note takers.
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Hmm, not bad.
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But next time, please
dot my Is with a heart.
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Mm-hmm.
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I love that hoodie.
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And that belly shirt
is the cutest ever!
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And could those
cargos be any cooler?
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Time to try them on.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Ugh.
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OK, ew.
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Ugh.
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Ohh!
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[giggles] Whoa, I didn't
tell Tara to do that.
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Wow, what's wrong, Clover?
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Has your go getter
gotten up and left?
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No.
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I'm just going over the
stuff Tara wrote in my diary.
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She's writing your diary?
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Could you be any lazier?
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Hold that thought.
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Uh, memo to Tara, if
this working out for me
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is going to work out
for me, I'm going
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to need to see some sweat.
Thanks, hon.
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Anything you say, Clover.
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Don't you think you're taking
advantage of that poor girl?
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Tara's loving her new gig.
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She's been looking for
a mentor just like me.
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Was that mentor or tormentor?
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Speaking of tormenting,
get ready to land on your--
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Pillow?
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ALL: Ahh, uh.
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A cushioned whooping?
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New age music, dim
lighting, and incense,
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OK Jerry, what is up?
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What's up?
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My energy lines,
which have enabled
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the flow of my inner Chi,
all thanks to Feng Shui.
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ALL: Huh?
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Feng who?
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Feng shui.
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It's a means of
arranging an environment
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to enhance well-being.
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Come on, Jer, FS is so 2002.
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Correction, 3002,
which is how long
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Feng Shui has been practiced.
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Girls, meet my Feng
Shui guru, Yin Yang.
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ALL: Uh?
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Your skepticism
is understandable.
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Even Jerry was
doubtful at first.
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Then I showed him how to achieve
balance, in both his life
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and the WOOHP work environment.
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OK, silk bathrobes
and ponytails for men?
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According to Feng Shui,
everything is alive,
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people, buildings, that
desk, even your clothes.
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Ahh!
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My skirt's alive?
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Yin Yang means
everything around us
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has a life force energy.
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Now this is why I've changed
myself and my office,
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to keep this energy
fresh and alive.
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Haha.
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Of course, the most important
thing that needs changing
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is the world.
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Um, Jerry, before
we change the world,
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don't you have a save the
world type mission for us?
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For now, your
mission is to mellow
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out, just like GLADIS has.
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Inner child-like
expendable teddy
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bear, life force
magnet necklace, and
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a holistic healing bracelet.
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Use them with love.
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You call those weapons?
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No, I call them instruments
of life preservation.
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ALL: [gasp]
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Um, speaking of
life preservation,
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I think there might be a
major earthquake somewhere.
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Your seismograph's
out of control!
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Merely a part of the Earth's
natural harmony, right Jerry?
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Right.
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Now girls, go and Illuminate
your path to self-discovery.
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ALL: Ugh.
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This new shiny, happy
Jer is totally creepy.
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Yeah, and that
seismic situation
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needs some investigating.
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Let's roll.
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Alex, this is so not
the time for dirty looks.
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Hello!
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Flying!
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I'm sorry, it's just
that I'm so used to seeing
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Tara doing your dirty work.
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She's got dirtier
work, my laundry.
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Guys, focus.
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The X Powder's tracked
the seismic center
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off the coast of New Zealand
where land meets water.
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OK, that's freaky.
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Whoever's guarding the coast
is not doing their job.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about
the coastline.
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It's supposed to be like,
right here, but it's so not.
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Whoa!
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[gasp] That's
'cause it's floating
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in the middle of the ocean.
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OK, That's not cool.
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We better call Jerry.
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Feng Shui seminar in session.
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Peace be with you.
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Looks like we're on our own.
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ALL: Uh!
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Wait!
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Shouldn't we change
into something
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more undercover safari chic?
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Cool!
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[rumbling]
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Please tell me that's
somebody's stomach.
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ALL: Ahh!
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ALL: [scream]
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CLOVER: Hang on!
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ALEX: You think?
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[gasp] Clover!
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Ahh!
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Oh, nice grab, Clover!
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Almost there.
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If only this earth will hold--
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Whoa!
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Help!
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This human chain
is going to break.
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I need something sturdier!
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How about that
metal cable thingy?
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Metal cable thingy?
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How'd that get there?
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Who cares?
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Just grab it!
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OK, but how are we
going to reach the cable?
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The- the life force
magnet necklace!
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Maybe it'll attract
the metal but-- but I
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kind of need my other hand.
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So do we!
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We
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We don't have a choice.
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Clover, give it a shot.
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Alex, jump!
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Magnetism rules.
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Jump back on, guys.
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Are you sure it's
going to hold us?
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Kinda.
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Good enough.
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ALL: Whoa!
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That earth crumbling
thing is so going
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to hurt tourism around here.
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Of course they do have cable TV.
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Whoa!
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[screaming]
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BOTH: Clover!
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An uninhabited island
with underground cables?
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Somebody put it
there for a reason.
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But who?
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And why?
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No time to wait for
the mystery cable guy!
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ALL: Ahh!
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On a Richter scale of 1 to
10, I'd rate that island an 11.
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Uh, what island?
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ALL: [scream]
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CLOVER: [sigh] can't believe
we flew all around the world
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and all we brought back
was this piece of cable.
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Maybe it's more than that.
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I'll try and trace the
origins with the X Powder.
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[sigh] Works for me.
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All I want to do is
crash on the couch.
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Ahh!
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OK, who moved our couch?
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ALL: Huh?
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SAM: I'm thinking
it's the same person
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who moved all our other stuff.
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Tara.
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Oh, hello, Clover,
Clover's friends.
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Clover's friends are about
to be your worst enemy.
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What did you do with
all of our furniture?
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I didn't do anything in here.
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But I did reorganize your
entire closet by size, color,
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and seasonal appropriateness.
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Uh, wait a sec,
is that my sundress?
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Don't be silly.
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Why would I wear your dress
when I could wear my own?
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I bought all the same
outfits you have,
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and makeup, and
hair products, and--
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Enough ands!
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OK, I just got one last
thing to take care of.
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Ugh, Clover, your
personal assistant
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is getting way too personal.
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It's super creepy.
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Almost as super creepy is
someone moving our furniture.
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I'm calling Jerry.
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Hello, are we celebrating the
rebirth of our personal space?
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SAM: What?
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Yin Yang and I decided to
harmonize your living area.
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Uh, Jer, are you OK?
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I'm great.
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I'm at one with the earth.
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Yeah, about the
earth, we checked out
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that weird seismic activity--
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Sorry, but I'm due to
have my chakras aligned.
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Forget his chakras.
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How about aligning his brain!
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It's the cable analysis.
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Says here it's made
of interwoven steel
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with a high content
of soy extract?
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How weird is that?
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[gasp] Not as weird as that!
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Gah!
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You like my hair?
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Ugh.
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You mean my hair.
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Uh, look Tara, why don't
you take the rest of the day
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off, OK?
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Cool.
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See ya.
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00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,400
And so wanna be ya!
269
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,800
I wanted someone to
help me, not be me.
270
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:19,100
What am I going to do?
271
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,600
We're going to go back
to the South Pacific.
272
00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,433
Turns out there's been
a mega large shipment
273
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,200
of that metal cable material
sent to an uncharted island.
274
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,667
No sign of an
uncharted island yet.
275
00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:34,667
Keep your eyes open.
276
00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:37,600
We should be getting close.
277
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,533
Look out!
278
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:42,833
ALL: [scream]
279
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,233
I think we found it.
280
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,900
The ground seems stable here.
281
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,300
In fact, this place
is really peaceful.
282
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,700
Peaceful, but not natural.
283
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:57,333
Kind of like that tropical
island restaurant in the mall.
284
00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:59,400
ALL: Huh?
285
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,300
Huh?
286
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:05,300
Uh.
287
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:09,267
Huh!
288
00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:15,867
Love the robe look.
289
00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:18,600
It says, I'm relaxed and casual.
290
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,167
I'm free to-- Run!
291
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,700
ALL: [cough]
292
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,033
Ew, I reek like lavender.
293
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,733
Maybe your stench
will stop them.
294
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:31,933
No time to find out.
Let's go.
295
00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:32,833
Ugh!
296
00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:34,067
Uh!
297
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,500
Easy for you to say.
298
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,400
I'm stuck!
299
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,800
SAM: We all are.
300
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,233
I think it's quicksand!
301
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,367
CLOVER AND ALEX: Duh!
302
00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:43,367
ALL: Ugh!
303
00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:45,767
Uh!
304
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:54,433
[scream] Oh.
305
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:55,367
We
306
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:56,533
Where are we?
307
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:03,200
You are at my my Feng Shui
island retreat headquarters.
308
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,933
[gasp] Yin Yang!
309
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:07,067
Please tell me this
is some freaky Feng
310
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:08,400
Shui not-so-practical joke.
311
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,367
Bringing about world
peace is no joke.
312
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,100
How is making the blood
rush to our heads going
313
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,000
to bring about world peace?
314
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,300
Without your
interference, I have
315
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,233
complete the installation
of cables in land masses
316
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,367
all over the world.
317
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:22,600
Hehe.
318
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:26,767
Think of it as a continental
shift in consciousness.
319
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,767
That's why you
became Jerry's guru?
320
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,167
Yes.
321
00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:33,233
By controlling Jerry's mind,
the WOOHP organization,
322
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,733
present company
included, nothing
323
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,200
will stop my new world design.
324
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,467
Hahaha.
325
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:43,167
But rearranging the continents
will destroy the planet!
326
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:44,767
You worry too much.
327
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:47,600
A soak in a pool
of my mellowing tea
328
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:52,133
will remove your fears of
my new natural world order.
329
00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:54,567
I got to admit, for
an evil world wrecker,
330
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:55,933
Yin Tang is pretty nice.
331
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,100
Uh.
332
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,100
CLOVER: Ew!
333
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,467
ALL: [scream]
334
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:05,533
Yeah, nice enough to
drop us into boiling water.
335
00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:06,433
Hahaha.
336
00:15:10,933 --> 00:15:13,833
This Feng Shui
stuff is so not fun.
337
00:15:13,933 --> 00:15:17,133
My inner Chi is about to be
scalded by steaming chai!
338
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,267
And those new
weapons happy-go-GLADIS
339
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:20,533
gave us aren't going to help.
340
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:25,367
Farewell, useless bear.
341
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:29,733
Whoa!
342
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:32,000
More like useful,
expendable bear.
343
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,000
ALL: Yeah!
344
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:33,967
We're saved.
345
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,667
Tea time is so over.
346
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:42,000
We've got to find
Yin Yang before he has
347
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,500
his Feng Shui with the world.
348
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,633
CLOVER: Whoa!
349
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:09,000
If that's nature, I'll keep my
distance, thank you very much.
350
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:25,933
ALL: [scream]
351
00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:27,033
Hurry!
352
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:36,000
Let's see how my world
wide humanitarian efforts
353
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,067
are fairing.
354
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,300
Haha haha.
355
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:48,167
Seeing the earth
move really moves me.
356
00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:50,700
Huh?
357
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,600
They're still floating around!
358
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:57,067
Well, it's time to
drown their sorrows.
359
00:16:57,167 --> 00:17:05,700
ALL: [scream] Whoa!
360
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,600
Hahaha.
361
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:52,700
Huh!
362
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,700
Hiyah!
363
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,700
ALL: [scream]
364
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,200
OK, I didn't see that coming
365
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,600
Neither did Yin Yang.
366
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,400
How did he do that?
367
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,700
My superior level
of consciousness
368
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,733
has given me a third eye.
369
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:07,567
A camera eye.
370
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:11,633
This camera feeds a signal into
my specially designed contact
371
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:14,200
lens, allowing me to see all.
372
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,333
Three against one?
373
00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,533
We can beat him with
our eyes closed.
374
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:19,233
Or, his eyes closed.
375
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,300
Eeyah!
376
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,233
Uh!
377
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,200
Hah!
378
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:40,900
[gasp] Ahh!
379
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,867
Huh?
380
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:47,800
[gasp]
381
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:52,433
My eye see all.
382
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:53,333
Hahaha.
383
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,367
Hehehe.
384
00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,267
Huh?
385
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:01,667
Oh, no.
386
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:05,033
More nature.
387
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:19,867
ALL: [scream]
388
00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,500
We've got to get
him out of there.
389
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,333
Ahh!
390
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,033
Uh-oh.
391
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,367
I didn't see that coming.
392
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,267
First I let you into
WOOHP headquarters,
393
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:47,500
and then you hypnotize
me with that third eye.
394
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,833
Oof.
395
00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:50,733
Uh?
396
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,800
How could I be
so irresponsible?
397
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,467
Ahh, It's nice to have
the old uptight Jerry back.
398
00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,133
Nice job, spies.
399
00:19:58,233 --> 00:19:59,800
You'll be happy
to know that WOOHP
400
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,700
agents are returning
the landmasses
401
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,733
to their rightful place.
402
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,033
Oh well.
403
00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:06,700
There goes that walk to
Paris for a quick shop.
404
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,800
So is today the day
your personal assistant
405
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,100
gets the boot?
406
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,067
I think I'm going to
take Tara under my wing
407
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:16,900
and teach her that
the key to popularity
408
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,267
is to be your own person.
409
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:20,900
Speaking of popularity,
Who's in middle
410
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,367
of that mass of people?
411
00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:27,833
So I'm all like, totally,
and she's all like, whatever.
412
00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:28,767
Hahaha.
413
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,733
You're the coolest, Tara!
414
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,533
Of course she's the coolest.
415
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:33,867
She's me!
416
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,033
Next thing you know,
she'll be hiring
417
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,500
her own personal assistant.
418
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,567
Sorry people, I've
got personal assistants
419
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:40,567
to interview.
420
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:41,700
No you don't.
421
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,667
If you want to stay on
top, I am the only VIP
422
00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:46,667
cool enough to be your PA.
423
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:50,333
Anybody wants to talk to
Tara talks to me first!
424
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,767
Line up!
425
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:56,567
Aw, Clover, nobody can ever
be a better Clover than you.
426
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:57,533
Yeah.
427
00:20:57,633 --> 00:21:00,400
You'll always be
the coolest BF ever.
428
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,800
Thanks guys.
429
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,967
Besides, with Mandy helping her,
Tara's 15 minutes of popularity
430
00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:06,367
is so over.
431
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:07,267
Hahah.
432
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:20,867
[crying]
433
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:23,100
Yin Yang might
be a master wacko,
434
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,367
but Feng Shui is totally
good for absolute calm.
435
00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:28,300
And hello, when
your gig is being
436
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,433
an international super spy,
a little bit of relaxation
437
00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:33,233
can go a long way.
438
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,133
Hey, I can hear you
in my closet, Alex.
439
00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:37,700
Hands off the new platforms!
440
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,133
ALEX: I was just looking!
441
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,867
Total relaxation.
442
00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:47,600
[toilet flush]
443
00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:52,200
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