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[beeping noise]
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[theme music]
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[explosion sound]
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[suspenseful music]
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[alarm sound]
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Ah!
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That's impossible.
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[school bell sounds]
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So are we studying
tonight, Sam?
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Sounds great.
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Remembering to bring
your books, your pencils,
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and some popcorn and a movie.
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Movie, great.
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What time should I be there?
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SAM: Hola, amigos.
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Everyone, this is Juan.
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He's a transfer
student from Spain.
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What is it, a new
flavor of fat free Froyo?
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Ah!
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Juan is the captain
of the Jai alai team.
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Not only is he majorly
cute and athletic,
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but he doesn't
speak any English.
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In a word, he's perfect.
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I'm so happy for you guys.
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Your honeys are
such hotties, ha.
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(UNISON) Ah.
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But cheer up, Alex.
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You'll find a nice guy.
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CLOVER: Yeah, he could be
just around the corner.
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ALEX: Ah.
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Oh.
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Huh.
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[squeal]
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[laughter]
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Um.
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[tinkling chimes]
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Wow, hi, I'm available.
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I mean, I'm Alex.
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Ha, ow.
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Ah, guess I'm just
meant to be alone.
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Don't worry about me.
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You can go back to
your boyfriends.
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JUAN: Hey.
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OK.
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OK.
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Who needs a boyfriend anyway?
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I can Stand on my own two feet.
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I don't need a-- ah!
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Uh.
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Uh.
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Ah.
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[rock music]
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Oh, sorry.
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My day just keeps
getting worse and worse.
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I know how you feel.
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Reminds me of a poem.
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Her hair was dark--
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[thunder]
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--like dead tree's bark.
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Feel the pain.
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[bird caw]
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Oh whooping crane.
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Wow, that was so deep.
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I knew you'd understand.
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You should come to
our poetry club.
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We call ourselves
The Somber Society.
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We're Having a meeting
in the school basement.
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Hey, that sounds like fun.
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I mean, it sounds
sad and poetic.
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Buenas tardes, Juan.
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Oo.
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[laughter]
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SAM: [gasp]
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CLOVER: Oo.
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Hey, guys.
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This is Seth.
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He took me to his poetry club.
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SETH: Like a flower
floating in a sewer,
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my heart reeks for Alex.
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That is such a
thoughtful poem.
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[laughter] Mind if we
borrow Alex for a sec?
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ALEX: Ah.
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I guess I'll be waiting
over here, eternally alone.
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OK, I know you
want a boyfriend,
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but you could be
a little pickier.
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This poem will explain it all.
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Seth wrote it for me.
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My world was empty.
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Oh, world of garbage,
blech to you.
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(UNISON) Ah!
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Ew.
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Oh, hello girls.
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I'm afraid we have a
major crisis on our hands.
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CLOVER:
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And I have someone's
lunch on my hands.
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Couldn't you come up with a less
disgusting way to get us here?
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ALEX: Yeah.
SAM: Yeah.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: Luckily, I've been
programed to enforce WOOHP's
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high standards of hygiene.
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In the past two weeks, four
high security military bases
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have been infiltrated.
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What makes this
case so sensitive
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is that the bases are
in different countries--
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the United States, China,
France, and Russia.
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If we don't solve
this case soon,
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the nations involved may
start blaming each other.
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So once again, the fate of
the world is in our hands.
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A good thing those
hands are clean.
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Now, come get your gadgets.
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[machine noises]
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JERRY: Flashlight
rings recently equipped
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with a revelation beam
that can illuminate things
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that the human eye can't see.
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Maybe we can use it to
find out what Alex could
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possibly see in poetry boy.
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[laughter]
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Extendable rod mascara.
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It's waterproof, and it
can throw a net 20 yards.
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This eau de grenade releases
super concentrated essence
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of sweet Egyptian rose hip.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: And the
piece de resistance,
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high-density breath freshener.
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Yeah, and that's in
case the bad guys force us
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to eat really garlicky pizza?
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: Very funny.
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When combined with the
heat of a human mouth,
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this spray produces a massive
spearmint-scented smoke screen.
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Any questions?
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What happens to the
souls of dead flowers?
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(UNISON) [sigh]
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I'll have to
look into that one.
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One more thing--
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Russian soldiers
don't dress like that.
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Got it covered.
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Excellent.
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Now, go ahead and
save the world, spies.
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ALEX: Let's do it.
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[helicopter sound]
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[yawn]
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[helicopter sound]
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CLOVER: Uh.
SAM: Ah.
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ALEX: Uh.
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[booted footsteps]
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Boy, this place is
cold like the rest
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of the empty, uncaring
universe we live in.
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Oo, not bad.
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Ugh.
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Get over yourself, goth girl.
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Let's tap into their
surveillance system.
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ALEX: Uh, what's with
that glowing blob?
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SAM: I don't know, but whatever
it was, it went this way.
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I'm not going out there.
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What if someone sees me in
this unflattering outfit?
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Ah!
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Hm.
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SAM: Whoa.
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Hm.
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It's some sort of
biological residue.
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Let's see when
Jerry makes of this.
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At least we can follow the
trail inside and warm our feet,
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if not our frozen souls.
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[beeping noise]
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SAM: Come on.
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[grunting]
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ALEX: Ah.
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SAM: Uh.
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Look, seems like the
intruder knew exactly
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what it was looking for.
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Computers, spiritless,
heartless computers, just
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like mother nature.
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Hey, think Seth
will like that one?
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[oozing sound]
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CLOVER: Looks like the intruder
was small enough to crawl
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in here and steal memory chips.
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No wonder the soldiers
couldn't stop it.
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They probably couldn't see it.
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[alarm sound]
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Ah.
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[gasp] What is this?
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Some sort of Russian disco?
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Uh, what was that?
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SAM: Ah.
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CLOVER: Uh.
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Uh.
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Something that
doesn't want us here.
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[insect buzzing]
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Ah.
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Ah!
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Hiyah!
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This thing isn't
fighting fair.
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Time to even the odds.
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Gotcha.
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Don't gotcha.
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Like life itself,
what just happened here
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is a dark, brooding mystery.
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CLOVER: Nice work, Alex.
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Your poetry drove
the attacker away.
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SAM: We'd better
get out of here.
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[gasp]
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SOLDIER: Get them!
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[metal clanking sound]
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[grunting]
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ALL: Ah.
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SOLDIER: Hey!
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Woohoo!
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[music playing]
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The world is in danger, yet
we sit here, waiting, waiting
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for our beautiful demise.
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But what else can we do?
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We don't even know what attacked
us at the military base.
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[phone ringing]
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ALL: [gasp]
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Hola, Juan.
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ALEX AND SAM: [sigh]
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You what?
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Ah.
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Ah, he said, te quiero.
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He loves me.
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How sweet.
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Aaron once told me that I
was the Einstein of beauty.
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Hey, Alex, what's
the most romantic thing
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Seth has ever said to you?
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Um, let me see.
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[squishing noise]
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I need more black paint
to finish your walls.
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I'll get some.
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Thanks for darkening my life.
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Ah.
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OK, time for an intervention.
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Alex, this goth
stuff is so not you.
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Clover is right.
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I mean no offense, but black
is definitely not your color.
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CLOVER: Eh.
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[screaming]
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ALEX: Cockroaches.
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[screaming]
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SAM: Gross.
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Seth probably
brought them over.
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Yeah, he's so
depressing that only bugs
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will hang out with him.
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He's a gritty,
suburban poet with
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darkly delicate sensibilities.
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He's not a slob.
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ALL: Whoa!
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Sorry, Alex.
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I spilled some-- huh?
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She's gone.
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Oh, I knew she'd leave me.
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Why must I suffer so for my art?
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Hmm.
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[screaming]
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Thanks, Jer.
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You just rescued us
from a swarm of roaches.
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Well, don't look now, girls,
but I think you were tailed.
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[screaming]
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G.L.A.D.I.S.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: Come to mama.
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Analyzing.
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The roach matches the residue
collected at the military base.
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That means the memories
chips were stolen by bugs?
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Strange, but apparently true.
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This footage was taken
outside the military base
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on the night of the break-in.
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The van was rented
by a pest control
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expert named, Max Exterminus.
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I suggest you girls
visit his headquarters.
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Um, how about we just
instant message the guy?
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[clears throat]
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Please?
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I really hate bugs.
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Then no doubt you'll
enjoy fighting them.
273
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:06,633
CLOVER: Ew!
274
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:24,067
Ech.
275
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:25,467
Maybe we can find
a clue that will
276
00:12:25,567 --> 00:12:29,667
tell us why an exterminator
needs military secrets.
277
00:12:29,767 --> 00:12:30,600
Give me some light.
278
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,600
ALEX: Got it.
279
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:37,600
Ew.
280
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,867
OK, I've seen enough.
281
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:39,767
There's nothing here.
282
00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:41,100
Can we please leave?
283
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,300
Maybe there's something in--
284
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,267
[gasp]
285
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:47,567
Hard to imagine how this
could get any more disgusting.
286
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,467
[sound of bugs crawling]
287
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,433
Ah!
288
00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:53,900
[screaming] Uh.
289
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,800
Oh.
290
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,367
Eh.
291
00:12:56,467 --> 00:13:04,100
[screaming]
292
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,667
It's almost like someone
trained these bugs.
293
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:08,233
[buzzing]
294
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,400
SAM: They definitely don't want
us anywhere near that computer.
295
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,667
[buzzing]
296
00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:13,767
Ah, it's a blizzard of bugs.
297
00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:15,700
We need to see
what's on the computer.
298
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:20,167
Hah!
[grunts]
299
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,233
He's been working on
some kind of genetic code.
300
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:26,233
But I thought he was
stealing military secrets?
301
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:30,300
SAM: Ah, there's got to
be a connection somewhere.
302
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,233
[gasp] Guys, I
suggest you look down.
303
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,567
Are those termites?
304
00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:40,733
[screaming]
305
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,033
This is mega weird.
306
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:44,467
It looks like a hotel room.
307
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:48,533
The room service
menu is blank.
308
00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:49,433
Ah!
309
00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:52,333
[squishing sound]
310
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,467
Guys.
311
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:56,833
It's like we're in a
human-sized roach motel.
312
00:13:56,933 --> 00:14:00,500
ALL: [gasp]
313
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:08,200
[gasp]
314
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,167
ALL: Ah!
315
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:13,033
Welcome to my
humble insectarium.
316
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,733
Looks like we found
our exterminator.
317
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:18,300
Yes, I once was
an exterminator,
318
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,167
but it was a waste of time.
319
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:24,233
I realized I couldn't kill all
of the bugs in my neighborhood,
320
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,833
never mind all of
the bugs in the word.
321
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,867
And since I couldn't beat them--
322
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:31,267
Let me guess, you joined them.
323
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,067
No!
324
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:34,367
I lead them!
325
00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:40,133
[maniacal laughter] I
found a way to synthesize
326
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:42,800
insect DNA with human DNA.
327
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,867
I've been injecting
myself with it.
328
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:51,700
Since bugs respect size, I have
become king of the insects.
329
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,900
Charming.
330
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,267
You must be a real
hit with the ladies.
331
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:55,867
So you had the
bugs you control
332
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:57,867
break into the
military installations.
333
00:14:57,967 --> 00:15:01,167
My swarm has stolen
top secret data
334
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,933
that has allowed me to create
a bug venom filled rocket.
335
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,533
That reminds me of a poem.
336
00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:07,633
Ugh.
337
00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:09,833
Your venom fills my world.
338
00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:12,467
My world is venomized.
339
00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:16,033
When I disperse the venom
into the Earth's jet stream,
340
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:20,600
the only survivors
will be my bus and me.
341
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:27,367
[laughter] But every
king needs a queen.
342
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:31,100
You remind me of the
queen of all insects,
343
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,567
the black widow spider.
344
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:39,500
You're dark, leggy, and
I'm sure quite dangerous.
345
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,600
It's just a look I'm
trying out to impress a boy.
346
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,533
Ah!
347
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:48,733
Uh.
348
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:51,067
This is my bug-maker.
349
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,900
It injects mega
doses of insect DNA
350
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,400
to reconstruct your
body chemistry.
351
00:15:56,500 --> 00:16:00,033
Soon you'll be my insect queen.
352
00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:06,600
Ah!
353
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,300
Guys, I could really
use some help here.
354
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,933
Hey, pick on someone
from your own species.
355
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:15,600
You know, I've been so busy
today I forgot to feed my bugs.
356
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,867
So why don't you two
feed them for me?
357
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:18,767
CLOVER: Ew.
358
00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:20,933
Dig in, my friends.
359
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:22,967
[screaming]
360
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:23,900
SAM: Ow.
361
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,300
ALEX: Let me go.
362
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,233
I'm starting to feel weird.
363
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,867
Ah, we've got out
own problems, Alex.
364
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,733
Man, I really hate bugs.
365
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:35,167
Well, we don't
like you either.
366
00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:44,433
[whimpering] Ah!
367
00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:48,333
I've dreamt of this
night for a long time.
368
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:52,133
Soon we will control
every insect in the world.
369
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:54,233
[maniacal laughter]
370
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,367
[buzzing]
- Oo.
371
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:56,733
Uh.
372
00:16:56,833 --> 00:17:00,000
We've got to get out of here
before we become a bug buffet.
373
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,667
Wait, I have an idea.
374
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,667
Uh.
375
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:06,100
Nice throw, Sam.
376
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,100
You totally missed them.
377
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,167
No, I didn't.
378
00:17:08,267 --> 00:17:09,900
Bugs are attracted
to sweet smells.
379
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,567
It will distract
them long enough
380
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:12,667
for us to get out of here.
381
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,867
CLOVER: [grunting]
Wait, my boots.
382
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,100
Ah.
383
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,900
Those were limited
addition Vespuccis.
384
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,900
WOOHP better replace them.
385
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,700
I tell you what,
first we get Alex.
386
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,067
Then we save the world.
387
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,333
Then we think about getting
your some new boats.
388
00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:33,100
MAX EXTERMINUS: The
time has come, my swarm.
389
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,667
Soon the world will be ours.
390
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:40,067
[maniacal laughter]
391
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,633
ALEX: Let me go, maggot breath.
392
00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:44,467
Don't fight it.
393
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:49,467
One day we'll tell our
larva about how we met.
394
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:53,200
[whimpering] Please, get
that image out of my head.
395
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,000
Hah.
396
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,567
Exterminate them!
397
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,000
Incoming.
398
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:07,400
We could use a really
big fly swatter right now.
399
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,367
Ah!
400
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:09,500
MAX EXTERMINUS:
Excuse me, my queen.
401
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:14,600
I have to go destroy
the real pests.
402
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:15,900
Don't leave me.
403
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,100
Don't leave me.
404
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,900
That's no way to
treat your queen.
405
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,067
If we stay in here
any longer, we're going
406
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,367
to get a major case of cooties.
407
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:26,167
Uh, there's not enough
time to battle them all.
408
00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:28,133
We'll have to out-fly them.
409
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,233
If you wanted to fly,
you would have wings.
410
00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:37,933
[screaming]
411
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:38,833
Don't worry.
412
00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:40,733
I got your back.
413
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,067
Don't worry, my brood.
414
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:46,167
Nothing shall stop us
from ruling this world.
415
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:50,233
In a few moments, we
shall unleash the venom.
416
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,433
What?
417
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:53,467
Do you know how long this
is going to take to wax?
418
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,933
Don't fret, my queen.
419
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,033
All bugs have hairy legs.
420
00:18:57,133 --> 00:19:00,167
Then you better turn me back.
421
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:03,500
But you're perfect
the way you are.
422
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,600
A couple days ago, I was just
about desperate enough to fall
423
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,467
for a line like that one.
424
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:09,800
Good news.
425
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,400
In a few seconds, we'll be
over some huge abandoned nickel
426
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,500
mines.
427
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,233
It's time to get rid
of Max and his rocket
428
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,333
before he releases that
bug venom into the air.
429
00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:18,567
Hold on, I have an idea.
430
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,467
Don't worry, my swarm.
431
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,400
We're so close.
432
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,233
Stay on target.
433
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:26,600
We're almost at the jest stream.
434
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,000
I just remembered something.
435
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,500
Bugs hate smoke.
436
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,333
It disorients them.
437
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:34,067
Hey, Alex, you should
really do something
438
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,633
about your bug breath.
439
00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:36,567
Here.
440
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,900
ALEX: Hey, Max, how
can I be your queen
441
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,900
if we haven't even kissed yet?
442
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,700
MAX EXTERMINUS: Whoa!
443
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,233
Oh.
444
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,133
Oh.
445
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,100
What have you done, my queen?
446
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,067
Get this straight, bug boy.
447
00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:58,000
I am so not your queen.
448
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:01,433
And if I were you, I'd think
about dropping the bomb.
449
00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,400
Ah.
450
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,433
No.
451
00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:10,833
I won't let go of
my precious rocket.
452
00:20:10,933 --> 00:20:14,067
This is my life's work.
453
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,100
[explosion sound]
454
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,567
SAM: Puyah.
ALEX: All right.
455
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:18,567
CLOVER: Yee haw.
456
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:19,500
Bullseye.
457
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,733
Ew, talk about
combination skin.
458
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,100
I was once your
queen, you know.
459
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,033
SAM: Hey, we just saw
Seth over at the mall.
460
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,900
CLOVER: How come he doesn't
come around anymore?
461
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,233
Uh, when the bug DNA
wore off, I was so happy
462
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,500
that it freaked him out.
463
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,233
He said my happiness
was ruining his image.
464
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,867
Anyway, I found somebody new.
465
00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:41,433
Ready to put up
the paper, honey.
466
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:42,167
BOTH: Huh?
467
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:44,133
Guys, this is Bed Head.
468
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:45,700
He's a stand-up comic.
469
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,167
Hey, fun to meet you.
470
00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:48,667
[zap noise]
- Ow!
471
00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:49,667
[laughter]
472
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:50,867
Gets them every time.
473
00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:51,800
Hehe.
474
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,600
Isn't he fun?
475
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:57,000
We're covering the black
paint in my room with this.
476
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,100
CLOVER: Uh, it's an
improvement, sort of.
477
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,700
[laughter] Hey, check it out.
478
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,833
My phone has call wetting.
479
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,900
Ha ha, do you get it?
Call wetting.
480
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,800
[laughter]
481
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:08,933
It's because it's water.
482
00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:11,933
[laughter]
483
00:21:12,033 --> 00:21:14,733
We are so picking
her next boyfriend.
484
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,000
Definitely.
485
00:21:20,567 --> 00:21:23,867
Hmm, don't see anything wrong
with dating non-jock-type guys.
486
00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:26,200
I mean, opposites
attract, and goth
487
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:29,667
is like totally opposite me.
488
00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:34,467
But I mean, still cool, you
know, in that dark, weird--
489
00:21:34,567 --> 00:21:35,967
SAM: Depressing way.
490
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:37,133
Thank you, Sam.
491
00:21:37,233 --> 00:21:39,100
I mean, who can wear
black every day,
492
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,667
especially when
Clover's got the hottest
493
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,567
new pair of powder blue
boots I can borrow.
494
00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:44,467
Mmhmm.
495
00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:46,333
[laughter]
496
00:21:46,383 --> 00:21:50,933
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