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[theme music]
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I thought today
would never end.
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Well, all that matters
is I'm home now.
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And we have the
whole night together.
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Ah!
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What's happening?
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I think we're being invaded!
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Not unless the invaders
are evil party planners.
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We're from Bling
Jet Enterprises.
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Which one of you is Clover?
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I am, I am!
I'm Clover.
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Congratulations, Clover.
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You've been selected to
fly on the maiden voyage
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of Bling Jet, a brand new super
chic, super fast airliner.
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No way.
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You mean I won?
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Mm-hmm.
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Bling Jet will transport
you and a gaggle of
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international mega celebrities.
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From LA to Paris in
the blink of an eye.
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Sam, Alex, did you hear that?
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I'm going to Paris
with a gaggle of
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international mega celebrities.
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Yeah, we heard.
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We're standing right here.
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CLOVER: I am so excited.
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I don't even care that
my hair is a ratted mess.
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Soon, I'll be hobnobbing
with my peeps, baby.
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Right.
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Since when is Clover an
international mega celebrity?
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What's with the tude, girls?
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Aren't you happy for me?
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Of course we're happy for you.
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We're just a little
bummed that we didn't win.
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Sorry, but you've got to
be entered in Bling Jet's
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super fabulous contest to win.
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Aw.
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We did enter Bling Jet's
super fabulous contest.
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Clover mailed our entries.
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Right, Clover?
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Hahaha.
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Oopsie.
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My bad.
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Clover!
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How could you do that?
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Were you trying to
sabotage our chances to win?
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Of course not.
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I was just so excited.
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I wanted to make super
sure my entry got there,
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so I used extra
stamps, then there
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were none left to mail yours.
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Congrats again.
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See you this afternoon.
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It's OK, Clover.
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We'll just take
this off your hands.
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Yeah, the guilt
must be killing you.
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No, it's not.
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Hands off my ticket.
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You heard the stewardess.
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Ah!
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Give me, give it!
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Then we'll draw straws
to see who gets to go!
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What part of, congratulations,
Clover, you're the winner,
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didn't you understand?
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The part where you
forgot to mail our entries.
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Speaking of winners, you've
been chosen out of thousands
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of WOOHP agents to serve
as human test subjects
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in our latest battery
of gadget tests.
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Isn't that exciting?
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Forget it, Jerry.
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Yeah, you can just find
someone else to be your gadget
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testing guinea pigs.
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I was trying to make
it sound exciting,
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but since that didn't work,
your participation is mandatory.
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Sorry, no can do.
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I've been chosen to ride on
the maiden voyage of Bling Jet.
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Obviously, my social standing
is more important than testing
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WOOHP gadgets.
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Oh, Clover, I'm
so excited for you.
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Though I must admit
to being a little
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jealous that I didn't win.
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Wait, you entered
the Bling Jet contest?
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Of course.
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Bling Jet is a technological
marvel, the dawn
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of a new era in air travel.
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Not to mention I
used to be quite
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the international
jetsetter in my youth.
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Guess it'll just be the two
of you for the gadget testing.
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But, but!
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Thanks, Jere.
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You're the best.
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Whoa!
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Bon voyage, Clover.
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[music]
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Free trips, celebs
galore, hello!
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Could it possibly get
any better than this?
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Bling Jet also
has a nightclub,
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five star French
restaurant, fully equipped
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spa and air-approved
landing system
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complete with spinning rims.
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Can I show you to your seat?
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Mm-hmm.
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Here we are, 5D.
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[gasp]
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You mean I'm
sitting next to hip
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hop sensation Triple Threat?
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Oh!
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Dan, Stan, and the Man?
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You guys are only
like the hottest
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triplets in pre-packaged music.
- Yo.
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Yo.
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Yo.
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Wait until Sam
and Alex see this.
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Meeting Triple Threat will
so make up for forgetting
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to mail their entries.
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So, what do you girls think
of WOOHP's fire ants hotpants,
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hmm?
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Ouch!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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A big fat four thumbs down.
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Please make the burning stop!
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Hello?
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Hey, Sam, hey Alex.
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Just thought you might like
to say hi to Triple Threat!
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- What's up?
- What's up?
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What's up?
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Clover!
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What are you, trying to rub
your good fortune in our faces?
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Because now is really
not the best time.
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Ow!
Ow!
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Please turn off all
electronic devices
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and prepare for departure.
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Um, how do I buckle myself in?
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Hmm.
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Oh, cool.
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Thanks, Dan.
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Ahh!
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We've reached
cruising altitude.
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You are now free to
move about the cabin
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and enjoy Bling Jet's
fabulous amenities.
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Nature calls, my peeps.
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Well, I guess it's just
you and me, double threat.
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What are we waiting for?
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Oh!
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Uh, haven't seen
the Man in a while.
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He's probably
in the steam room.
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Dry plane air is murder
on the follicles.
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Ugh, tell me about it.
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I'm deep conditioning
the minute we land.
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Wait, this says we've
already passed Paris.
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That makes no sense.
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Wow, that was super psychic.
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What can I do for you, Miss?
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Well, I think your
GPS system is broken.
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It says we've
already passed Paris.
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That's really more of a
question for the captain.
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Please follow me.
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Captain Hayes, this
is Clover, winner
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of the Bling Jet contest.
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She has a question
she'd like to ask.
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Our motto at
Bing Jet is service
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with a million dollar smile.
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What can I do for you?
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I was just wondering why your
onboard computer says we've
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already passed Grand Paris.
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Because we have.
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The flight was going so well,
we figured, why end it now?
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In fact, we're
never going to land.
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I'm going to fly the friendly
skies with my new celebrity
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friends forever and ever.
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But I don't understand!
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Don't planes need fuel?
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Not Bling Jet.
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It's hydro-powered, collecting
condensation from the clouds.
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Then the international airport
authority dudes will stop you!
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Bling Jet travels faster
than the speed of sound,
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so it's virtually
undetectable by radar.
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If you think the celebrities
will go along with this,
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then you're, you're, you're--
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What, crazy?
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With all the fabulous
amenities on Bling Jet,
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the celebrities would have
to be crazy to want to leave.
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Demented much.
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There's no way you're going
to get away with this.
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Hiyah!
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Oof!
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Hey, you're pretty strong for
an overly coiffed, glorified air
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waitress.
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Not to mention heavy.
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Wait, where'd he go?
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Ungh!
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Ungh!
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There's no point
in trying to escape.
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Those are diamond coated doors.
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Nothing goes in or
out unless I say so.
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Ow!
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Now, please take your seat
and prepare for departure.
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Hahaha!
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Yours, that is!
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Do the words, as if,
mean anything to you?
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Huh?
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Whoa.
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So that's why you're
kidnapping celebrities?
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You have one majorly
severe case of CWS.
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CWS?
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Duh, celebrity
worship syndrome.
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And soon, you'll
have one major case
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of altitude sickness,
when my flight attendant
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throws you from the plane.
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Get her!
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OK, um, I hate
to be redundant,
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but so not gonna happen.
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OK, mega freaky!
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Oh, did I forget to mention
my flight attendants are robots?
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Hwah!
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Uh, did I forget to mention
I'm an international spy?
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You can run, Clover,
but you can't hide!
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Oh yeah?
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Just watch me.
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I need some super spy backup.
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Time for another
call to Sam and Alex.
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VOICE: Ohh.
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H-- hello?
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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Da Man?
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What have they done to you?
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Oh, don't worry.
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I'm getting help.
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(MUFFLED) Thank you!
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The quick stash
mustache is designed
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to hide whatever you
need while on assignment,
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no matter the size.
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Go ahead, give it a try.
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Whoa!
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, Jere,
this is foolproof.
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No one will ever suspect we've
got anything hidden in here.
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Plus, we're not
male, so why exactly
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are we wearing mustaches?
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[phone ringing]
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Allow me.
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Oh!
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If you called to brag about
your fabulous trip, Clover,
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you can just forget it!
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This isn't a courtesy call.
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I'm in some major
high altitude trouble.
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What's wrong?
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Captain Hayes is a celeb
napper, with no plans
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to land Bling Jet, ever!
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And if we don't go
along with his plan,
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he's going to put us in
a creepy dungeon thingy!
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[gasp]
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CAPTAIN HAYES: Come out,
come out, wherever you are.
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Ahh!
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Alex, Sam, hurry!
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Hang in there, Clover!
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We're on our way!
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Those haven't been tested yet!
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GLADIS.
- No, Jere.
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There's no time for GLADIS.
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Besides, what better way to
test them than in the field?
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You're right.
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Good luck, girls.
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Ahh!
Whoa!
268
00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:36,667
Whoa!
269
00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:39,000
These nuclear powered propeller
caps are making me dizzy.
270
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:43,400
If I wasn't so
scared, this might
271
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:48,833
actually be fun, except for the
part where we look like geeks.
272
00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:51,700
Oh no, I think I'm
running out of juice!
273
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,633
Ahh!
274
00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:55,067
Hang on, Alex, I'm coming.
275
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:57,133
If only I could figure out
how to control this thing.
276
00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:02,500
Thanks, Sam.
277
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,467
I had visions of
being a spy pancake.
278
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:05,867
We'd better hurry.
279
00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:09,367
Who knows how much
juice I've got left.
280
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:12,300
How are we going
to get inside?
281
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:16,867
If we open the door, it could
depressurize the entire cabin.
282
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:17,967
We could go in through there.
283
00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:19,267
Isn't that the toilet exhaust?
284
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:20,967
Desperate times call
for desperate measures,
285
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,000
which brings us to
experimental gadget number two.
286
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,000
Uhh?
287
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,333
A metal mashing boxing glove.
288
00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:26,267
Ha!
289
00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:35,633
Cool, and gross.
290
00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:38,700
I can't believe we just crawled
through the toilet exhaust.
291
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,433
At least it's self-cleaning.
292
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:42,767
Ah, Sam, Alex!
293
00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:43,867
I knew you'd come.
294
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:44,600
I'd totally hug
you, but you know.
295
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,500
Ew.
296
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,067
Ah!
297
00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:50,967
Get me out of here!
298
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,500
Gwah!
299
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,433
Whoa!
300
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,200
Ahh!
301
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,933
Clover one,
freaky robots, none.
302
00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:00,233
Batter up!
303
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:01,133
Hwah!
304
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:06,767
Ahh!
305
00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:11,933
Great work, spies.
306
00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:14,367
Now grab their tacky
uniforms and follow me.
307
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,200
Did you eliminate the girl?
308
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,033
If by "the girl," you mean
Clover, then no, because I'm
309
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,500
standing right here.
310
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,700
I'd love to stay and chat,
but I really have to jet.
311
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:39,067
Huh?
So that's how he does it.
312
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:42,133
CAPTAIN HAYES: Pretty
cool trick, huh?
313
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:44,533
He's locked us in
from the outside.
314
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,000
CAPTAIN HAYES: I've
also programmed
315
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,833
the computer to begin
dropping the pressure
316
00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:49,433
inside the cockpit.
317
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:51,633
Sleep tight, ladies.
318
00:14:51,733 --> 00:14:52,567
Ohh!
319
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,800
Nice to see you.
320
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,000
Enjoying your flight?
321
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,500
You look marvelous.
322
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,100
Excuse me, Captain.
323
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,000
I was just wondering
when we'll reach Paris?
324
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:08,767
Yes, I'm expected at
the theater at 8:00.
325
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,633
Soon, very soon.
326
00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:12,200
Now relax and enjoy the flight.
327
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,933
After all, the journey is
the destination, right?
328
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,200
Haha.
329
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,933
Why don't I have my
flight crew bring around
330
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:19,333
some low fat pistachio fro-yo?
331
00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:20,367
Hmm?
332
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:21,200
Oh, yeah!
333
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,733
That sounds wonderful, baby!
334
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:23,633
Yummers times two!
335
00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:25,000
Yummers times two.
336
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,233
I haven't felt this
nauseous since Mandy
337
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,000
wore a tube top to Algebra.
338
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,567
With the cockpit
pressure dropping,
339
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,967
we won't stay
conscious much longer.
340
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,667
Then we better call
for reinforcements.
341
00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:46,533
Good idea, I'll dial Jerry.
342
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:47,567
Forget Jerry.
343
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:50,800
We need to alert the
other passengers.
344
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:51,700
Haha.
345
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,667
Hola, mega celebs.
346
00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:56,167
This is Clover from 5D.
347
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,233
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
348
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:02,000
Captain Hayes has no
intention of landing in Paris.
349
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,700
He wants you to live
aboard Bling Jet
350
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,767
as his own personal menagerie.
351
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,900
Huh?!
352
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,200
Freaky weird, huh?
353
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:14,067
Feel free to be
incensed, and angry.
354
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:18,100
And BTW, he's trapped me
and my girls in the cockpit
355
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,867
with little breathable air.
356
00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:24,667
So if you could give us a
hand, it'd be way appreciated.
357
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:25,600
Over and out.
358
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,267
Who do you think you are?
359
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:28,933
You'll never get
away with this.
360
00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:30,367
You crazy, man.
361
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,100
DA MAN: You ain't never gonna
get away with this, man.
362
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,067
Never.
- You want insane?
363
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,167
I'll give you insane.
364
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:40,033
I've just increased Bling Jet's
speed to a nutty one million
365
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,300
per hour.
366
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,000
A velocity so intense
that it will reverse
367
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,367
the rotation of the Earth.
368
00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:47,267
I will go backward on
Earth, erasing your fame
369
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:48,933
and fortune in the process.
370
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,100
Hahahaha!
371
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,067
Ohh!
372
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:05,900
Get him!
373
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,300
Let's get him!
374
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,567
My flight crew will be
happy to assist you with all
375
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,933
your in-flight needs, later.
376
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,467
[gasp]
377
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:17,067
Looks like Clover's operation
celebrity pep rally failed.
378
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,133
What do we do now?
379
00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:21,167
I don't know, but we
better do it pronto.
380
00:17:21,267 --> 00:17:24,467
I'm fading faster than
a store-bought tan.
381
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:29,267
Experimental gadget number
three, don't fail us now.
382
00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:31,933
How is playing rock
the cradle going to help
383
00:17:32,033 --> 00:17:35,033
our lame oxygen sitch, Sam?
384
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:36,533
It's not.
385
00:17:36,633 --> 00:17:39,767
While you two figure out a
way to restore cabin pressure,
386
00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:42,867
I'm going to slow
down the plane.
387
00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:45,100
Another mission,
another bad hair day.
388
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,600
OK, I'm no
international jetsetter,
389
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,500
but shouldn't there be oxygen
masks dropping from the ceiling
390
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,900
by now?
391
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,133
The captain must have jammed
them with his totally annoying,
392
00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:58,833
totally cyber-lame
remote of his.
393
00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:00,567
Then we just
have to unjam them.
394
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,667
Who knew my in-flight
mani would come in so handy?
395
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,333
Nice work, clover.
396
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:15,733
Now, all we have to do is
increase the oxygen flow.
397
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:16,667
No prob.
398
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:23,567
[breathing]
399
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:34,400
Whoa!
400
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,367
Ahh!
401
00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:37,767
Ohh!
402
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,133
Ahh!
403
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:41,667
Oh, maybe using an
experimental gadget
404
00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:43,600
wasn't such a good idea.
405
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:46,567
Guess this is one way to
get rid of wrinkles, not
406
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,733
that I have any.
407
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:49,300
Forget about
your face, Clover!
408
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,367
Ungh!
409
00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,300
Ungh!
410
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,167
We need to help Sam!
411
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,967
Now grab onto me,
and don't let go!
412
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,467
Right.
413
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:02,400
Ungh!
414
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,300
Ungh!
415
00:19:05,867 --> 00:19:07,733
Sammy!
416
00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:08,733
Alex!
417
00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:09,667
Help!
418
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:14,267
No worries, I'm on it.
419
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,600
Whoa!
420
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,233
Oops, not on it.
421
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,167
Wah!
422
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,533
Sorry, girls.
423
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,100
I was so concerned with
slowing the plane down,
424
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,600
I kind of forgot to
think about the landing.
425
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,967
Well, you better
think about it now,
426
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,467
because we're coming in fast.
427
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:46,233
Chillax, girls.
428
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,467
Our ride is fully loaded.
429
00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:49,200
CAPTAIN HAYES: Back
away from the console!
430
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:53,400
There's no way I'm letting
some wannabe ruin my destiny.
431
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,200
The only wannabe I
see is you, as in, you
432
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,533
might wanna be running, because
you're about to get your butt
433
00:19:58,633 --> 00:19:59,467
kicked.
434
00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:03,433
Ungh!
435
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:04,633
Hey, hey!
436
00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:06,167
Hiya!
437
00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:08,800
Now, as I was saying before
we were so rudely interrupted,
438
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:12,200
say hello to Bling Jet's
air-approved landing system.
439
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:27,533
Now that's what
I call blingtastic.
440
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:37,967
Nice job, ladies.
441
00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:40,367
I'll see you back
on solid ground.
442
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:42,400
And thanks for flying with us.
443
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,367
I've always wanted to say that.
- Buh-bye.
444
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:48,967
And please remember, if you're
going to sue, sue him, not us.
445
00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:51,533
We're the good guys.
446
00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:52,467
Bye, Triple Threat.
447
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:53,833
Yo.
448
00:20:53,933 --> 00:20:55,367
Yo.
449
00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:56,733
Yo.
450
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:59,833
And remember, I'm available
for any of your casting needs.
451
00:20:59,933 --> 00:21:01,167
I'll have my agent
send you a headshot.
452
00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:04,000
Oh, that reminds me.
453
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,700
Just thought this would
make up for forgetting
454
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,500
to mail your entries.
455
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,900
Ooh!
456
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,300
Dan, Stan, and Da Man!
457
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,800
I'll cherish this always.
458
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,667
Yo, yo yo!
459
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:15,600
Hahaha!
460
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:21,533
Being a celeb is like, so
not what it's cracked up to be.
461
00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:23,133
People are always
all over you, wanting
462
00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:25,000
autographs, pictures, hair.
463
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,633
And like, privacy is
totally a thing of the past.
464
00:21:27,733 --> 00:21:28,900
I mean, hello.
465
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,700
Try scratching your
nose without a hundred
466
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,700
paparazzi snapping away at you.
467
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,333
No thank you.
468
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:36,833
I mean, unless of
course, someone out there
469
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:39,133
wants to do a show
about me, or something.
470
00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:42,033
You know, like being
a super cool spy.
471
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,600
Just needs a name.
472
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:44,733
Ooh, ooh, I know!
473
00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,733
Totally Clover.
474
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:51,333
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