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[theme music]
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[explosion]
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[music playing]
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[cameras snapping]
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[cheering]
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[beeping]
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Ooh, love the old-school
gladiator gear, guys.
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But good luck lugging that
body armor down the catwalk.
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[laughs]
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[beeping]
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Yeah, well, break
an arm out there.
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Or-- or is it a leg?
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Hey!
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What the-- [scream]
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[beeping]
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[music playing]
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It's gotta be here, no way
I'd lose something so important.
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It's gotta be here, no way
I'd lose something so important.
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[sighs]
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ALEX: Ugh!
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Out of my way, Sammy!
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Major crisis in
progress, I can't
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find my tangerine tank top!
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And I can't find
my jean skirt!
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[gasps]
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BOTH: Clover!
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Hiyah!
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Hm.
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Hm?
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Hey, where's the clothes-napper?
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I don't know, but I am
not waiting to find out.
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[music playing]
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You sure you want to do this?
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I mean, shouldn't we wait
until she comes back?
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Do you want your
tank top or not?
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Ugh.
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Let's roll.
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Huh?
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If only we could
channel into Clover's mind
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and read her thoughts, then
we'd know if she took our stuff.
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Huh?
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[squeak]
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Ah, maybe we can!
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Well, judging from
the hiding spot,
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I'm guessing she
didn't want us to know.
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I suppose I probably
should maybe put it back.
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Agreed.
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It's the right thing to do.
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[gasp] The stinky stench of
Alex's sweaty Pilates pants
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reeks like raw sewage?
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Sam's habit of off-key
shower-singing is so hideous it
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noise pollutes the whole house?
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BOTH: I can't believe
she wrote that about me!
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CLOVER: I can't believe
you read my diary!
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I mean, what is up with
you two destroying my room
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and violating my privacy?
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I would never do that!
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Oh no?
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Where did you get that tank top?
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And that jean skirt?
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Well-- [exasperated gasps]
don't change the subject!
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Now give me my diary!
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[grunting]
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Give me my jean skirt!
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Give me my tank top!
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[fighting and screaming]
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[interposing voices]
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I'm seriously serious!
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Hand it over!
Ugh!
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Why?
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Got some more dirt
to dish on us?
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[grunt]
- Ah!
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Be careful!
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Don't get it--
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[screaming]
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Mine!
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[screaming]
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JERRY: [giggling]
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[screaming]
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[splash]
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Wet!
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Ugh!
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Happy now?
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My diary is soaked!
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[clears throat] Sorry to
interrupt the ladies wrestling,
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but we've got more
pressing concerns.
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There's been a disappearance
of several men of note
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from around the world.
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The first is--
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[gasps]
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That's super-cute
super-model Tai!
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Right.
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Our next missing male is--
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Ken R Knightly,
a totally VIP VJ!
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If you say so.
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And finally, there's--
well, why don't you
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just tell me who he is.
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[gasps]
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JRL Junior, the dashing junior
senator from Massachusetts.
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Who knew you
were so political.
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Now, what these captives
all have in common is--
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I know!
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I know!
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They're TFTL!
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ALL: Totally Famous
Totally Luscious!
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[screams]
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Oops, brain cramp, just
remembered we're in the middle
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of a hate-fest.
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[scoff] Anything else to
go on before we-- we go on?
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JERRY: Just this.
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SAM: I can't make out
who Tai's captors are.
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So what do we do
with this 411, Jere?
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GLADIS: Warning, a
vehicle of unknown origin
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has been spotted on en route
to Kangaroo Point, Australia.
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Make that a 911!
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Kangaroo Point, Australia?
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Skate legend, Tony
Eagle, is shooting
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his latest flick there!
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[gasp] I bet the kidnappers are
riding their mystery vehicle
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to take him.
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If that's the
case, then I'd better
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have GLADIS give you
the equipment to hunt
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down this unknown nemesis ASAP.
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[music playing]
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GLADIS: [inaudible]
zero gravity boots.
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[giggling]
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Sonic Disintegrator Boombox.
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And for the
fashion-conscious spy
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in need of withstanding
a force of 100,000
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megatons, the Brute Suit.
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Better let Clover
have that one, Al.
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You're right.
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I wouldn't want to stink it
up like my Pilates clothes.
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You guys know me so well.
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It's as if you read my diary!
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Hm.
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Well, at least we
didn't steal your--
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[screams]
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[music playing]
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Get ready to rock, guys.
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By my math, we
should be there any--
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[screaming]
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--second.
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[scream]
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AMY AND SAM: What's wrong?
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Oh, it's more
like what's right!
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[music playing]
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Oh--
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Can you believe Tony Six-Pack
is an eight-pack in real life?
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[gasp] Lucky we got here
before he was ab-ducted!
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[giggling]
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Get it?
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Ab-ducted!
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Save your lame jokes
for your lame diary.
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[horse whinnies]
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Uh, guys, I think we just
found our mystery vehicle.
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Funky, wonder
who's driving it?
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I'm thinking them!
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[grunting]
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And they're going after Tony!
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We've got to stop those
gladiators, pronto!
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Hm.
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I'm on it!
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[grunting]
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And trust me, this sound
is gonna blow their minds!
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[rumbling]
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[grunt]
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What happened
to the gladiators?
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Nothing!
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Look!
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[rumbling]
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CLOVER: Huh?
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[grunts]
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[music playing]
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But I thought not human could
withstand the boombox blast!
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CLOVER: I don't think
it's human, Alex!
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[screams]
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Uh, why do I smell burnt hair?
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You don't want to know!
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Incoming!
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[scream]
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[gasp]
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[music playing]
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No!
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[grunt]
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[screams]
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I've seen some messed up
robot gladiators in my time--
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wait, no I haven't.
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Help!
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Ah!
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Tony!
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No!
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Not Tony!
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No!
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[scream]
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[sniffling]
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If we weren't in a big, fat
fight over the diary thing,
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we'd totally console you.
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What a totally
useless mission!
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We lost the skater
boy and the bad guys!
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Something tells me we haven't
seen the last of either.
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[gasp]
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It's one of the gladiators, must
have fallen off his loincloth.
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Better send it back
to WOOHP for analysis.
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Hm.
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[music playing]
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ALEX: I'm so not hungry.
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Me neither.
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I mean, who could possibly
eat knowing some weird,
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robot gladiators abducted
all those innocent guys.
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I wonder what they
want them for?
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I don't know.
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The whole thing sounds
completely crazy to me.
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Speaking of crazy, I'm
in the bathroom stall
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and what do I see?
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A vicious lie about
me dying my hair!
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[giggling]
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How could you write that?
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Who said I wrote it?
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It was signed sincerely, Alex.
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You signed your name?
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Well, whatever.
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Maybe next time
you'll watch what
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you write about
me in your diary.
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[gasp] My private diary
entries are a far cry from
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public displays of humiliation!
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Ha!
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My latest column,
read it and weep.
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Clover's secrets revealed.
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Clover uses the cap of
her pen to clean her ear?
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Clover's fur purse
is a total fake?
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[gasp] Dish the
dirt on me, fine.
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But dis my accessories?
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[grunt]
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[scream]
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Now it's personal.
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Spill it, Mandy!
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Where did you get this trash?
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Aw, sorry, a reporter
never reveals her sources.
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[laughing]
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Fan
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Oh, and, Sam, thanks
for the hot tip!
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[laugh]
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Ugh!
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Well, think of
it this way, now
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you've got something interesting
to write about in your diary.
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CLOVER: Ugh!
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That's it!
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OK!
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Now that is officially
taking things too far!
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This is war!
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[phone rings]
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Time out!
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My X-Powder is ringing.
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[music playing]
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JERRY: Ladies, now, I have the
results of the leaf analysis.
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And is that a pea
pod on your face?
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Not any more.
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Right.
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Well, it seems
the leaf you found
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is derived from a
plant indigenous
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to a Mediterranean
island called Proasis.
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Proasis?
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Hey, isn't that
the private island
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owned by trillionaire,
techy-tycoon Phil Fences?
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I swear, I saw it on "Lifestyles
of the Insanely Rich."
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Indeed.
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Proasis was intended as
his private vacation spot.
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But because of his workaholic
tendencies, he's rarely there.
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Well, then I guess we have
to invade Phil's privacy
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and find out what's
really going on.
272
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,400
Be careful.
273
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,467
There could be worse things
than two robotic gladiators
274
00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:14,667
on that island.
275
00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:17,067
Chillax, Jere, when it
comes to invading privacy,
276
00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:21,100
Sam and Alex are total experts!
277
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,600
[music playing]
278
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:37,500
You sure WOOHP dropped
us in the right place?
279
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,433
Positive.
280
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,000
This is so Proasis.
281
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,300
More like so Vegas.
282
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,900
ANNOUNCER (ON LOUDSPEAKER): Are
you ready for the entertainment
283
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,367
extravaganza of a lifetime?
284
00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:51,967
Well today is your lucky
day because the greatest
285
00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,733
show on the planet
is about to begin!
286
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:55,733
Ooh!
287
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,867
Maybe it's a Boy Candy concert!
288
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,033
Let's go!
289
00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:05,733
ALL: [gasps]
290
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:06,733
CROWD: Attack!
291
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:07,733
Attack!
292
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:11,233
[cheering and screaming]
293
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,033
[scream]
294
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,100
[gasp] That's not Boy Candy!
295
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,400
That's Tai!
296
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,233
In some kind of creepy
thunderdome contraption.
297
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,400
Wonder what he's
doing in there.
298
00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:29,767
[cheering and screaming]
299
00:12:29,867 --> 00:12:31,333
[gasp]
300
00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:36,267
Does that answer
your question?
301
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:37,667
[grunt]
302
00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:39,267
[grunt]
303
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,667
[scream]
304
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:42,733
Help!
305
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:43,667
Help!
306
00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:45,467
Get me out of here!
307
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:46,433
Mommy!
308
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,167
[crying]
309
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,400
If we don't hurry, those
Robo-Gladiators are gonna
310
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,400
turn him into minced mono-meat!
311
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,100
Well, the only way
to beat a gladiator
312
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,567
is to become a gladiator.
313
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,667
You mean gladiatorettes.
314
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:03,833
Exactly!
315
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,733
Now, you two distract
the bad guys.
316
00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:06,933
I'll save Tai.
317
00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:08,433
ALEX AND CLOVER: Got it!
318
00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:14,467
Oh-- oh please, Mr. Gladiator
man, don't hurt your face.
319
00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:15,400
[grunt]
320
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,700
[scream]
321
00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:20,933
Don't worry, your
face is in good hands.
322
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:21,833
Oh!
323
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:23,433
You saved my life!
324
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:24,567
Oh, thank you!
325
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:25,900
Thank you!
Thank you!
326
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,900
[growling]
327
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,467
[screaming]
328
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:31,500
[music playing]
329
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,800
[cheering]
330
00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:39,333
[scream]
331
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:40,300
[grunt]
332
00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:49,633
Huh, now that's gotta hurt,
even if you are robotic.
333
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,467
[gasp]
334
00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:14,067
[buzzing and grunting]
335
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:18,433
[cheering]
336
00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:19,333
Alex!
337
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:20,267
Clover!
338
00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:21,433
Help!
339
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:24,000
Just a sec, little
busy at the moment.
340
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,900
Yeah, busy getting
our butts kicked!
341
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,733
Well, you know what they say--
if at first you don't succeed,
342
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,033
swing harder!
343
00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:35,833
And if you don't
succeed a second time?
344
00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,800
Bail!
345
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,767
[buzzing]
346
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:43,733
[growling]
347
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:45,633
Nice move, spies!
348
00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:48,400
Now hurry before Tai is history!
349
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,533
So, you think
you're tough, huh?
350
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:54,533
[growling]
351
00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:56,967
Guess they don't.
352
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:59,733
OK, why was that so easy?
353
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,300
[screams]
354
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:05,700
[music playing]
355
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,100
Where are we?
356
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,233
Some kind of freaky prison?
357
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,667
Um--
358
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,067
Oh!
359
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:20,500
If this is prison, I'll
gladly take a life sentence!
360
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,900
So, what are you in for?
361
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,833
Something tells me this
is worse than prison.
362
00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:27,833
It looks more like a human zoo.
363
00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:28,733
You're right.
364
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:30,200
We were all abducted.
365
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,733
And now we are, uh, being
held against our, uh, will.
366
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:34,633
[gasp]
367
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,733
Not if I can help it.
368
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,233
[scream]
369
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:44,100
Don't worry, you
won't be here for long.
370
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,733
Hey, I know you!
371
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,900
You're Felicity Fences!
372
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,933
I used to be,
until my daddy made
373
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,233
me the princess of Proasis.
374
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:55,400
Yeah, the spoiled
brat kind of princess.
375
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,400
True, my father has provided
me with everything that
376
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,467
money can buy--
clothes, cars, jewelry--
377
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,567
but it's all so boring.
378
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:02,967
It is?
379
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:06,333
Yes, so I had him design
these Robo-Gladiators
380
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,833
to chase down the
world's most handsome
381
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,333
hunks for my collection.
382
00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:12,033
And when my boy-toys bore me,
I send them into the arena
383
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,267
for a little unfair fight.
384
00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:15,367
That's totally insane!
385
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,733
As if hunks could
ever be boring.
386
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,033
Clover!
387
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:20,767
You better let us all
go right now if you know
388
00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:22,433
what's good for you, Felicity!
389
00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:23,533
Sorry.
390
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,567
Now that you ladies
are here, I've decided
391
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,333
to kick things up a notch.
392
00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:30,800
I bet you're just
dying to know how.
393
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:34,633
Honestly, I'm not
all that curious.
394
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:36,533
[laughing]
395
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,833
For my viewing
pleasure, you'll
396
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:45,567
be facing my daddy's latest
gift, the MagnaGlad 5000.
397
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,500
[gasps]
398
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,400
Huh?
399
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,400
[thud]
400
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,767
[beeping and buzzing]
401
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:08,567
Uh, question-- what
exactly are we fighting for?
402
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,533
[laughing] Your lives.
403
00:17:10,633 --> 00:17:11,267
EVERYONE: [gasp]
404
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,800
So what do we do now?
405
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:15,033
I don't know, Clover,
maybe I should try and scare
406
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,867
it away with some singing.
[laughing]
407
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,100
Ugh, a diary reference?
408
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,033
At at time like this?
409
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:24,567
[screams]
410
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:29,467
Easy, Mega-Thingy, you
don't want to hurt me!
411
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,967
OK, so you do.
412
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,500
Help!
413
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,333
SAM: We're coming!
414
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,200
Don't worry, I'll free you!
415
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,967
Even if you were way mean to me.
416
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:42,900
Ugh!
417
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,200
OK, that is enough!
418
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,900
We need a major
ceasefire so we can work
419
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,567
together and beat this beast!
420
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,767
Fine!
421
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,900
But I don't think unity
alone is going to cut it.
422
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,267
I say it's body armor time!
423
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:55,000
Ah!
424
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,167
Good call!
425
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:08,533
[beeping]
426
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,500
Watch out!
427
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,500
[music playing]
428
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,067
[laughing]
429
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,467
[grunting]
430
00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:34,633
[screaming]
431
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:36,600
It's working!
432
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,667
Way to take one for
the team, Clover!
433
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:40,200
I'll get his attention.
434
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,467
You guys get in his head.
435
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:49,300
Yes!
436
00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:57,167
You heard her, Alex!
437
00:18:57,267 --> 00:19:00,067
It's time to mess
with MagnaGlad's mind!
438
00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:06,733
Time to steer this thing
in the right direction!
439
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:07,633
Cool!
440
00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:08,933
I'll drive!
441
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:09,933
Now way!
442
00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:11,733
You're the worst driver ever!
443
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,600
On second thought, go for it!
444
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:20,400
What are you doing,
you billion dollar bust!
445
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,800
Get those girls!
446
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,233
Get away from me!
447
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,000
I'll tell my daddy!
448
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,867
Put me down!
449
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:28,867
[scream]
450
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:31,800
Done and done.
451
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:35,333
[scream]
452
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,967
Bravo, ladies.
453
00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:47,133
I'm pleased to see you
put your differences aside
454
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:48,933
for the greater good--
455
00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:51,233
ALL: [grunting]
456
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:55,533
--at least temporarily.
457
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:57,900
[music playing]
458
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,900
ALEX: Not so fast!
459
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,633
Ugh, please don't tell me
this is still about my diary.
460
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,067
It is.
461
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,500
And we're sorry.
462
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,533
- You are?
- Yeah.
463
00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:10,167
We totally overreacted.
464
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:11,667
We know that just
because you vented
465
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:15,233
doesn't mean that's how you
feel about us all the time.
466
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,833
Besides, we read the sweet
things you wrote about us too--
467
00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:22,300
like how lucky you are to
have best friends like us.
468
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,167
Oh, I am so
psyched to hear you
469
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,900
guys are so understanding and--
470
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,400
ugh, wait, you read
more of my diary!
471
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,133
We know!
472
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:30,333
It was wrong!
473
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:32,000
Which is why we got
you this, a brand
474
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,267
new diary with a lock and key.
475
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,100
And, no, we didn't make copies.
476
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,100
Thanks girls.
477
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,300
And I meant what I wrote.
478
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,000
I am lucky to have
best friends like you.
479
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,467
ALL: Aw.
480
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:47,167
Uh, OK, now that we're
back to being best friends,
481
00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:48,967
do me a solid, OK?
482
00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:53,600
Ignore what you're
about to see and hear.
483
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,000
CROWD: [screaming] Over there!
484
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,967
SAM (FROM BLIMP): (SINGING)
I sing in the shower!
485
00:20:58,067 --> 00:21:00,400
I sing in the shower!
486
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,533
ALEX: [gasp] My Pilates clothes!
487
00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:04,533
SAM: [gasp] My singing!
488
00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:06,533
ALEX AND SAM: Clover!
489
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,333
Uh, it's not my fault!
490
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,500
I didn't know we would
make up this fast!
491
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,067
Forgive me!
492
00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:18,933
[music playing]
493
00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:21,033
Reading Clover's diary
was so not cool of me.
494
00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:22,867
And I feel really bad
about it, so I put
495
00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:24,100
my diary where she can find it.
496
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,400
You know, so she can read mine.
497
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,733
It's only fair.
498
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,100
And when she sees all the
great things I wrote about her,
499
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,567
she's going to
totally forgive me.
500
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,667
OK, so I exaggerated
about her flawless skin,
501
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:34,067
her incredible wit, and her
genius-like intelligence,
502
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:35,900
but Clover is a hard sell.
503
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,400
I put it right next
to my calculus book
504
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,433
underneath my biology text
behind my 19th century English
505
00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:42,200
Lit anthology,
she can't miss it!
506
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,367
Maybe I should put it under
my pink, cashmere scarf.
507
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:49,967
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