All language subtitles for Totally Spies The Movie 2009

Oh, hello there, handsome.

I hope my fans love your new look as
much as I do.

Hi,

Rob.

Hey. Huh?

Okay, everyone. Put your hands together
and get ready to make some noise for Rob

Cutthroat!

Bye.

For who?

Your granny?

Sweetie, this gym only offers the latest
in cutting -edge training regimen.

Submersive hydrocycling.

Zero -graph powerlifting.

Wow, they sure take their workouts
seriously around here.

where you keep your books oh we don't
carry books anymore they scare the

customers away you know print is so last
century but we do have these 24 karat

gold bookmarks pure silk runway ready
book bags and of course our five -star

gourmet reading cafe

All you need to know is that they're too
expensive for you.

That is, like, so rude and so chic.

I just love Beverly Hills.

Assets will reach target in T -minus ten
seconds.

Cluck, cluck. The chickens have left the
roost. I repeat, the chickens have left

the roost.

Time to put Operation Sushi Roll into
effect.

Are you completely sure about this, sir?
Sure, as tea time is 4 p .m.

Activate chain of command.

Very well, then.

Almost forgot.

Accessories like these don't grow on
trees.

for you, Mandy.

the football captain's eye.

Take down the geek squad for homework
assignments?

Put those on my schedule for later.

What are you guys doing here? I go here.

I just transferred.

Awesome. Me too.

Me three.

Okay, not to get all horoscopy, but
hello.

Isn't this like the biggest cosmic
coincidence of the century?

Totally. It's almost like we were meant
to hang out together.

I don't suppose you ladies could break
away from your fraternizing to meet your

new principal.

you to know that in anticipation of my
classes, I've gone on a few field trips,

written a term paper, and done some
advanced summer reading. Wow, Sam.

Prepared much?

Yeah, you must be like a big -time
brainiac.

Well, that's all very interesting.

But this school does not look favorably
upon grade rubbers.

Huh? But I... And just because you're
new here does not mean you'll get any

special treatment.

I'll be watching you.

time at Beverly High.

Is it me, or is Miss Gritch a real
witch?

Let's just say she's about as friendly
as a jail guard.

Well, I hope some of the other BH peeps
are nicer than...

Uh,

Sam, when you said stick together, I
didn't think you meant literally.

I guess that double soy fly really
thrashed our threads.

No worries.

I am totally prepped for such an
unfortunate sitch.

I call resourceful. Huh, Clover? You're
like a one -woman wardrobe department.

But before we change, shouldn't we do
something about Mandy? We'll deal with

later when she, like, least expects it.

Either that coffee just seeped into my
central nervous system

I'm not so sure these girls have what it
takes to be spies, Jerry.

I agree they're a bit rough around the
edges, but I assure you they're whoop

-worthy. Our tests confirm that they
each possess the spy gene.

The only genes these girls appear to
have are designer genes.

Nonetheless, their typical schoolgirl
profile is the perfect cover.

More like jagged.

Nothing a little training won't fix.

Actually, the aliens are down in the
freezer.

We're agents. Hi, girls.

Oh, I wish I'd remember if I had shot.

We're not talent agents. We're secret
agents. I'm Jerry, and this is Tad.

Welcome to Whoop, girls.

stands for World Organization of Human
Protection, a top -secret institute

at fighting global crime.

You're here because you've been chosen
to join our elite group of international

spies. You're right. Just because we
live in Beverly Hills now doesn't mean

we're stupid.

Very true, Clover. After monitoring you,
Sam, and Alex for years, I've

determined that you have quite an
aptitude for espionage.

And so not only did I arrange for you to
be transferred to Bev High, but I also

arranged the sushi test you took
earlier, during which I must say you

a tremendous amount of potential.

You monitor us?

Hello, creepy much?

Okay, that's it. I'm calling the cops.

If you ladies are not with us, you don't
have to. Well, that's good, because we

so don't. Yeah.

We need to be getting back to school.

I understand.

But before I let you go, I have
something for you. It's a whoop wallet

you happen to have a change of heart,
you can use it to contact Jerry.

One more thing.

Under no condition are you to mention
what you've seen or heard here to

Or what?

You'll have us eliminated?

Of course not. We stopped doing that in
the 90s.

We'll have you one way teleported to
Siberia.

Mama?

inside that trash can.

Uh, nothing, Miss Gritch. Just, uh,
trying to tidy up the hallway.

As I told you before, your pathetic
attempt to score points with me will not

you ahead at Beverly.

Now get to class.

a superior look? Do you crave the
genetically unattainable? Do you long

others to snipe at you behind your back
out of sheer envy?

Yes, yes, and heck yes!

Then the Fabulizer is the process for
you.

Observe the elevated moisture content
eyes with reduced blink intervals for

optimum sparkle.

The perfectly arched right eyebrow,
custom engineered to a sumptuous 47 .2

degree angle.

The dual action dimples with optional
cleft chin.

The ultra white perma smile, 4 to 5 to
15 % extra teeth.

The platinum streaked hair that
delicately covers one eye for that

peekaboo appeal.

And finally, the attention grabbing
cheek mold.

Now available in three colors. With a
visit to one of our diamond studded

lined booths and three easy payments of
only $19 .95, this fabulous look can be

yours.

They will all belong to your fabulous
nest.

You can't run away!

You will be spies!

Spies! Spies!

You are working for me! Working for
Whoop!

Whoop has officially relocated you.

I'll have the jicama kumquat power
smoothie with a soy protein boot.

Sorry, your card's been declined.

Declined? But I just paid my bill.

Here, try one of these.

Put your hands in the air and step away
from the plastic.

It's totally unfair.

Stripes are so not matching my shoes.

W -shaped handcuffs?

Now I know who's to blame for this bogus
mall incarceration.

no idea what you're talking about. It's
against Woot policy to interfere with

civilians' lives.

Regardless, I'd be happy to help you out
of your current situations, provided

you help me as well.

I can't believe it! We're being
blackmailed by a bald geezer!

That's balding.

And trust me, you won't regret your
decision.

Decision? Decision!

Right now, it's time to start your
official whoop training.

This is so bogus. You're actually
forcing us to be spies?

Exactly what kind of training are we
talking about?

Over the next 48 hours, you'll be
instructed in extreme martial arts, high

weapon and equipment use, and super
-secret surveillance techniques.

In short, it's going to be challenging,
grueling, and extremely demanding.

So, what's the upside?

Well, we do get to see Tad in a flight
suit.

Speaking of soups.

Here are your spy uniforms.

Now let's begin, shall we?

Alan!

I'm okay.

No.

Hey, girl.

I think I see something.

Time to focus, ladies.

I'm going to show you a foolproof whoop
cutter called Blender of Death. Observe

the five lethal speeds.

Okay, now you

show me Blender of Death.

Hey, this is kind of fun.

Bring on the baddies, Jer.

And the tropical fruit.

now, dear.

Most impressive.

Perhaps you can be spies after all. That
is, if you're willing to work on the

rest of your skills in the field.

Yeah! Consider it done.

Then consider yourselves whoop agents.

Here are your ID cards.

Duty calls.

Huh? Well, tell it to call back later.

We've been up all night.

Sorry. Spy missions wait for no one.

I'm going to take a sea cruise. Me too.

Oh, me three.

Congratulations on your training
success, Five.

It's going to be a pleasure working with
you.

The pleasure's all mine.

Are there any whoop rules against inner
office romance, Jer?

Now for the mission.

There has been a number of mysterious
disappearances in the greater Los

area. One of them being rock star Rob
Hathrob.

celeb soulmate.

I can't hold Misty just thinking about
his song.

We'll save the sobbing because you'll be
exploring a missing celebrity of a

different sort, Peppy Wolfman.

Like I've said before, a peppy pet is a
happy pet. Hey, I've heard all about

this guy.

He's a pet motivational speaker.

He specializes in tearing up animals
that are rich and famous.

Or at least he was up until yesterday
before vanishing from his Beverly Hills

office. We want you to investigate
and... if the disappearances are

And now for a spy's best friend, the
gadgets.

We have the fountain pen microphone, the
monocle magnifier, and my favorite, the

ascending ascot cable.

Um, yeah.

If we're going to do this whole spy
thingy, we're going to have to do it

some diamonds.

I took the liberty of whipping up a few
new designs.

Hmm. I'm not sure.

Okay. Hmm.

Oh, my.

Ooh.

No, no, no. I don't think so.

Oh, now that's more like it. Very well,
then.

Now

for

your new, albeit unorthodox, gadget. The
com powder.

A communication device supercomputer
discreetly concealed in the shape of a

makeup compact.

The expandable cable bungee belt. The
laser lipstick.

Oopsie. The ever -expanding bubble gum.
The suction cup bottom drill -heeled go

-go boots.

Oh, Trey, you're a geek.

The heat -sensile 6 ,000 infrared motion
detector sunglasses.

Wow, cool.

The molecular separating perfume.

The tornado in a can of hairspray. Uh
-huh.

The super foaming pomade grenade, and of
course, the jetpack backpack.

So, Jerry, where's our super cool
personal transport device to get us to

office? Just leave that to me.

Okay, spy sisters, it's mission time.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out, Clover.
Don't you think we should try to look a

little less like teen spies?

More my feed.

Wow!

Voila! The perfect Beverly Hills family.

All we need now is a pet.

Hey, you!

What are you still doing with that
thing, Alex?

Then we're going to need a five -alarm
diversion.

Hey, Alex, why don't you put that pig to
good use?

Okay, Oinkie. Want to be a deputy spy?

key to get us in.

into the surveillance system with our
calm powder, maybe we can see what

happened yesterday.

Sorry, wrong plug.

There

he

is! Just like in the photo Jerry showed
us. Except, is it possible he got even

hairier?

How dare he walk away? Hey, doesn't he
know we're trying to spy on him? Let's

fast forward and see if he comes back.

Whoa!

Who's that overly processed cosmetic
counter disaster?

I think it might actually be Peppy. Why
does he look so different?

Hey, what's that in his hand?

I don't know. It looks like some sort of
receipt.

And check out the weird symbol on it.
Wonder what it stands for.

Hmm.

Peppy is not going to be very happy
about this.

Where'd they go?

Good thinking, Alex.

These suction cup bottom go -go boots
are the bomb.

Ooh, fashionable and functional.

was holding hey you're right sammy do
you crave cool do you long to be more

popular at school do you desire the joy
of being a 10 over the pain of being a 2

then the fabulizer is the process for
you

He must have gone out and gotten this
gnarly treatment.

Hello, girls. How's the mission going?

Freaky! On account of before he went
missing, the pepster was fabulized.

Fabulized? Put through a trendy machine
for insecure people and given a majorly

unoriginal look.

Though I'm extremely disturbed by the
idea that someone would actually employ

machine to alter their looks, I must say
you three have done excellent spy work.

Wouldn't you agree, Tad?

Absolutely, Cherry.

Their findings are most interesting.

I'll send the whoop jet right away.

Julio, when you say right away, you mean
right away.

And since you have a trigonometry test
this afternoon, I've taken the liberty

picking up the foremost authority on the
subject to get you up to speed on your

way to class. Thanks for covering our
backs, Jerry.

Wait, I forgot my key.

Don't worry, Alex. I'll send an agent
out to retrieve him. Cheerio.

Boss.

We've got a problem.

Then I suggest you take care of it.

So,

let me

get this straight. The square of the
length of the side opposite the right

angle, which we call the hypotenuse, is
equal to the sum of the squares of the

length of the two other sides?

Couldn't have said it.

Better myself, Samantha.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What do we have here?

I'm sorry to report that the
infiltrators got away, sir.

Really? Tell me more about these spies.

Are they...

dangerous. Well, sir, they're not
actually professional spies.

Not professional spies?

Interesting. So, what are they?

They are three teenage girls from
Beverly Hills.

Oh, how fabulous.

And you let them get away?

Yes, sir. They disappeared into thin
air.

Great shame for your reserve.

It doesn't matter.

After tonight, we will be at full
capacity, and Earth will no longer be a

concern for us.

Now, hand me some more seaweed wrap.

Fine! Just drop it on me!

Thanks to our tutor, that test was a
total... Oh, Breeze, yet another perk of

our secret spy gig.

Whoa!

Everyone looks so different.

Yeah, in a freakishly identical kind of
way.

I can't believe they're all falling for
that lame look.

is the face I was born with. Whatever.

I'd still ask for a total refund.

Yeah, well, you may think you're all
that, Mandy, but we're way cooler than

because we're undercover spies.

Grover! If you tell anyone our secret,
Jerry will ship us off to Siberia.

Oh, it'd be worth the trip just to see
the look on Mandy's fake face.

Hey, over here.

Great costume, Jer.

I had some hair, Clover.

On the mission front, I've been able to
make some headway. It turns out all of

the missing people had the Fabulizer
treatment prior to vanishing.

What a coincidence.

The person who tried to take us down was
also Fabulized. Oh, my.

Thank you, Sam, for this information.

Girls, I think it's high time we found
out who's behind these Fabulizer

machines. Oh, that sounds like fun.

We can pick a Fabulized person and tail
them until they disappear. And I know

just the person we could follow.

Mandy.

Classmate is a perfect choice.

Mandy it is.

Duty calls.

Kitchen duty, that is. I have cookies in
the oven.

You may think you've gotten away with
vandalizing the school, Sam, but I've

the goods on you.

I'll expect to see you in my office
first thing tomorrow morning to receive

punishment.

And trust me.

It won't be a light one.

Too bad we can't see what's going on.
Let's see what the heat sensor 6 ,000

sunglasses have to say about that.

Now, time to get some beauty sleep.

Not like I need it.

She got cold.

Now's our chance to slip inside.

It was bizarre even by Mandy's
standards.

Come on.

Look! Over there!

Where did all these people come from?

And where could they be going at this
time of night?

Whatever Mandy's up to, she thinks we've
started a new trend.

Fabulous! Fabulous!

Just to be safe, we better try to blend
in with the fabulized people.

Do we have to? I mean, what fun is
blending in with a crowd when you're

used to standing out?

It's a good thing I always carry an
emergency makeup kit.

Way to

go,

Clover. I don't even recognize myself.
Let's just solve this case as quickly as

possible so we can go back to our
normal, much hotter selves.

It's officially time to call Jerry.

Send a distress call to Tad. I know
he'll see us.

Help!

Help!

Hello,

Tad. What's tickling your funny bone?

Nothing, sir. I'm just enjoying being a
whoop agent and helping rid the world of

evildoers. I see.

You haven't heard from the girls, have
you? I'm growing very concerned about

them. Not a peep.

Strange. Well, if you do hear anything,
let me know immediately.

You have my word, Jerry.

Don't worry about those amateurs, Jerry.
I'll take care of them personally.

Where could they be taking us? I mean,
this is outer space. It's completely

barren out here.

look like a very friendly place. Get
ready. I think we're about to dock.

no matter what kind of horrible fate
lurks behind that door.

I just want you guys to know one thing.
Welcome to Fabutopia, the newest

frontier in fabulized living, where all
of your whims and desires are catered

to. This place seriously rocks! Enjoy
our full -service spa, sweatless gym,

-conditioned indoor beach, all -day
night club.

and gourmet zero -calorie restaurant.
Best of all, everything is connected by

luxurious red carpet -lined catwalks, so
you can strut in style from location to

location with utter panache.

So, this mission is about people being
transported to a luxury hotel in outer

space? Isn't it great?

We should have become spies a whole lot
sooner.

Guys, look!

There's Peppy Wolfman and Rob Heartthrob
playing beach volleyball together.

Fabulous.

Not Rob, too!

Now we have to find the tasteless creep
behind all of this.

Hello? Fabulous!

Hey. I think we just did.

summoned here by my hood ornament,
Beacon, which activated the hypnotizing

microchips inside your cheekbones.

I assure you, the journey was well worth
it.

Fanutopia is exactly the type of elite
oasis where people...

Have you lies? Nope.

Hehehehehehehehe

henchmen like you ever hook up with a
creepy uber villain like fabu when i was

cosmos have you helped me practice my
facebook

fashionable

walks very important in the russian
space program and in return yuri was

enough to build me fabutopia and the
fabulizer Fadulizer is more like it. I

mean, hello, conformity is so three
years ago.

Yeah, because when everyone looks the
same, beauty has no meaning.

Well, I don't care what you girls think,
which is why I'm not going to waste my

perfect look on you.

Then why are we strapped into your
freaky machine?

Because with a few simple adjustments,
the Fadulizer can make you look

incredibly unfabulous.

Unfabulous?

Undateable. unattractive times ten,
hideous beyond your wildest dreams.

One second, bud. Why don't you go ahead
and sign me up for a lifetime Fattytopia

membership?

I'm afraid it's too late for that.

Tell them the rest of your wicked plan,
boss.

Ah, yes.

I give you the ultimate bad face day.
I'm going to launch you in a space where

you'll be stranded forever.

You'll never get away with this. Nice
line, Spy Girl.

Now who's being unoriginal?

Fabulous.

Bye, your trip. Bye.

This is all that stupid sushi roll's
fault. I wish we'd never stopped it. And

I wish I didn't leave the stupid house
this morning without a stupid eyebrow

tweezer. What was I thinking?

How did our simple high school lives
become such a mess? I don't know, but at

least we all met and became friends.

Hello, agents.

Ted!

How romantic!

You were crushing on me so much that you
simply had to come and save me?

I mean, to save us.

Save you? I don't think so.

But you have to save us. Yeah, we're
like fellow spies.

Exactly my problem. Until you three came
along, I was Jerry's number one agent.

Now you're in my way. So I'm gonna let
you get jettisoned and take credit for

saving the day.

I can't believe someone who seems so
nice could turn out to be such a lame

Naive much?

Apparently you've never heard of a
double agent.

Farewell, ladies.

That's it! No more Miss Night Spy!

If only we could reach a gadget!

Answer! I'll never be able to forgive
myself if something terrible has

to those girls.

Hmm?

Time to go through the unfathomable.

Just like your creator, you're a thing
of rare beauty.

It's a shame I have to blow you up.

Freeze, fashion boy!

You may have outsmarted those high
school girls, but you don't stand a

against a top agent like me.

You're what passes for a top agent these
days? I see more game in a vegetarian

restaurant. Let's see how you deal with
this.

Missed me.

Loser. Not bad.

Gadget time.

How about a soothing Batutopia spa
treatment?

Hey, what's going on?

Hold it right there, Hazbin. There
aren't going to be any explosions on our

watch.

Wow, Tad, you're doing a real bang -up
job on the mission you hijacked from us.

I don't understand. How did you girls
escape?

Let's just say a gadget is an agent's
best friend.

Now, get ready to have your butt kicked
across the galaxy.

The diamond's not for show, cupcake.

My 15 % extra teeth can't handle.

destiny close to the stars flying
through outer space like a shooting star

journey was short

hole for one day.

Don't you worry about that. We're
packing wo -

We're going to take more than a public
service announcement to get through to

these dimwits.

You're right. We've got to take out
Fabu's homing beacon.

What's going on?

What?

to catch Babu.

And with all this extra cargo, the
spaceship is too slow to help you.

have to use your jetpacks, girls.

I don't suppose we have a choice in the
matter.

Of course not.

Cheerio!

The buddy's just a minute.

Okay, girls. Time to blow this bad...

Features and I have gotten away home
free.

Then again, maybe not.

Sorry,

Fabu, but your fabulizing gaze are like
so dunzo.

Congratulations on a job well done,
girl.

Despite a few bumps in the road, your
first mission was a success.

Thanks, Jerry.

It was, like, totally our pleasure. Even
if you did force us into it.

I admit, there was a certain amount of
coercion on my part, so if you don't

to continue spying, I understand.

It's your choice.

Well, it's definitely been difficult.

But it's also been the most exciting
thing that's ever happened to us. And

like, because of this whole spy thingy
that we met each other and became

friends. Yeah.

So, if you're willing to put up with
us... I guess we're willing to put up

you. Yeah, Jer.

Consider us whooped for life.

It's a deal.

So, what should we do about all the
fabulous people?

Yeah, I mean, as much as it would please
Clover, we can't let Mandy know we're

secret agents.

It's no longer an issue.

Whoop has erased their memories and
restored their faces.

Speaking of faces, whatever happened to
that totally cute, totally backstabbing

Tad? Tad is currently being disciplined
for his conduct with the rest of our two

-bit criminals.

In the Whoop Containment Facility.

Sorry, boss.

Ooh, that's just what he deserves.

I wish all the dudes on MATAC could get
the same treatment.

Speaking of dudes, allow me to introduce
you to Tad's replacement, Vincent.

I hope he's a babe. Lover, didn't you
learn your lesson? No office questions.

Bonjour. Wow, hi there.

He's from our Paris office.

in her future.

Hello? Hello, this is Peppy Wolfman.

I hear you have a pig that's been
through a traumatic experience.

I'd love to discuss it over lunch.

Awesome!

Hello? Hi, Clover. Rob Heartthrob here.
No.

Rumor has it you're a big fan of my
lyrical poetry.

How does dinner and a serenade sound?

Heck, yeah!

Hi, gas holes, well, the tens, well.

Well, in that case, you'd better take
the quick way down.

Cheerio!

Just one of the joys of the job.

Hurry up, you guys!

I'm going to be late for my punishment.

Excuse me, are you Samantha?

Yes, but I'm in a bit of a rush. I've
got a date with detention.

Hmm, that doesn't sound like the Sam I
know.

In fact, I've just reviewed your
academic records and was quite

And as your new principal, I look
forward to having you as one of my

Wow, lucky break, Sammy.

Yeah, what are the odds?

About a zillion to one.

A coincidence like this just screams
whoop. Good point, which makes me

what do you think happened to Ms.
Gritch?

Hello, students.

My name is...

I mean, maybe... Screw it.

Huh. Guess we'll never know.

Ew! Aw, crud! I hate when there's a
squash bug on my windshield!

Hey, newbies!

Why'd you whack my whip like parental?

No problem!

I hope you like extra foam.

Whatever! Just get it clean!

Hoover, what are you doing? Getting
Mandy back when she least...

With a little help from

Unfortunately, I have an urgent mani
-pedi mission this afternoon.

Yeah, and I have a ton of schoolwork to
do. And I have to give Lanky a bath.

I'm afraid you'll leave me no choice,
girls.

I want to be a friend by giving you hot
time. I don't need it. I don't need it.

I can't believe it.

Everybody else.