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Hi there!
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Hello and welcome to another dip
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in the Taskmaster paddling
pool of pain.
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As we venture into
this latter part of the competition,
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the pressure on the competitors
really starts to ramp up,
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their eyes fixed
firmly on the prize -
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my golden head, which could also be
any man's golden head,
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sculpted as it was by an artist
who has now rightly
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- gone back to teaching.
- [laughter]
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Who are the jesters
vying for this worthless bauble?
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I'll tell you.
They are Daisy May Cooper!
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Johnny Vegas!
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Katherine Parkinson!
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Mawaan Rizwan and
Richard Herring!
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And next to me is a man
who is to admin
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as a fly is to dog turd.
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It's little Alex Horne!
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Hm.
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- That wasn't my nicest.
- No.
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Do you know what you're
looking at, though?
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I don't.
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You're looking at a guy
who's been doing evening classes.
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- Yeah?
- I've now got grade 1...
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- ...contortionism.
- OK.
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I can fit, with grade 1,
into a phone box. Completely.
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Grade 2 is a big suitcase, grade 3
is a slightly smaller suitcase,
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- and then it's just suitcases
up to grade 8.
- Yeah.
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Two years it took me
to get into the phone box.
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Ah, you're an idiot!
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Right, then, let's get on
with the prize task.
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What's today's category, please?
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They've had to bring in
the most narcissistic thing.
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The person who,
in your phenomenal opinion,
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has brought in
the most narcissistic thing,
will be awarded five points.
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At the end of the show, the overall
winner will take home five prizes
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and inflate their ego even further,
potentially to bursting point.
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Right. Daisy, are you narcissistic?
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What's the thing you've
brought in to prove it?
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A face of myself.
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- [everyone] Wow!
- [Alex] It's a sculpture.
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[Johnny] It looks like you've been
knocked out in a pub fight.
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[laughter]
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I think it's not the most flattering
view of you I've ever seen.
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- Right.
- But it's also not the worst.
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- Where did it come from?
- Series three of This Country,
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the marketing team wanted
to get people's attention.
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They kept shouting, "We wanna
go viral!" to me on the phone.
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They were like really bad
Apprentice contestants!
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This was actually, apparently,
one of the statues
that didn't quite go well,
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so they thought
they'd send it to me!
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I think you look like
a Greek philosopher,
like in a thinking pose.
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- Oh, thank you.
- [Greg] That's very kind.
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- Very!
- [laughter]
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- Johnny, are you more of a narcissist?
- Incredibly.
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I have a son, he loves Lego,
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so I thought I would, erm,
force my way into his world
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by making miniature Lego
figures of myself.
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- [Daisy laughs]
- I commissioned them.
That's me as a teenager.
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That's me finding out
my partner at the time was pregnant.
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That's me pretending
I played for St Helens.
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That's me promoting teabags
with the monkey,
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whilst being a potter
and drinking Guinness.
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And that on the end is me
and former contestant Sian Gibson
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and, what Sian doesn't know is,
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sometimes at night
I stand there with the two
of them and she's going,
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[high-pitched]
"You're a really good actor, Johnny!
You should do more serious drama."
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It's like she's in the room.
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Great. You're in with a real shout.
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Katherine, what have you brought in?
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Er, similar to Daisy,
it's a representation of my face.
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- [Richard] Oh, my God!
- [everyone gasps]
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That's amazing.
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- It's an amazing... mask?
- Yeah, I had a cast done of my face for a job,
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and then in lockdown I painted it.
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It actually looked better
before I painted it, but it was white.
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I think you're flying up in the
narcissism stakes because,
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in your spare time, you thought,
"Ooh, I know what I'll do today."
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- "I might just paint my own face."
- Yeah.
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"And make myself into
a sort of nature goddess."
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- I have accidentally made myself
into the goddess of nature.
- [Greg] Into nature goddess. Yeah.
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Lovely. That's pretty narcissistic.
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- Mawaan?
- When I was 16, I made a shrine of myself.
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OK. We've got a five-pointer.
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Basically, we had Hindu landlords
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and they had a whole temple
in their house.
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I went to my Muslim mum, I was like,
"Can I make a temple?" She was like,
"No, you can't picturise God,"
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so I was like,
"Who's next in line from God?"
so then I made a shrine of myself.
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- [Richard] Ahh!
- [Alex] That is what he's put in, Greg.
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Oh, that's fantastic!
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It's a lot of me.
That's me on my shoulder.
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[Greg] And what else was
it in your shrine?
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Like, a little candle and stuff
that would light.
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You would sometimes look at a shrine
of yourself, by candlelight?
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We've all been there!
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- Richard?
- My item is a jigsaw of myself.
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I think that I'm so great,
that I think people would like
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- to construct my face...
- [Greg] Right.
- ...in jigsaw form.
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- [Alex] And not just his face, his full body.
- [Richard] Yeah.
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What are the circumstances by which
you had this commissioned?
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You know, I thought
people might want to buy those.
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Are you serious?
Did you try and sell those?
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No, someone gave it to me at a gig.
I was trying to make it sound...
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- Not that narcissistic.
- No.
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OK. Right. I'm not going to give
anyone one point.
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I'm going to give Richard and
Daisy two points.
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I just don't think there was
enough narcissism there.
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- I'm quite happy with that, actually.
- She's happy with that.
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- Good. Katherine, I'm going
to give three points.
- Three points to Katherine.
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- Johnny commissioned some
Lego of himself. Why?
- A lot of Lego.
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You'll have to talk to him
in a pub about why.
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And obviously, anyone who makes
themselves a candlelit deity
takes five points.
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- [Alex] Mawaan Rizwan!
- [applause]
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OK, on we go. What's the first task,
please, little Alex Horne?
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Well, can everyone please shut up,
because it's cocktail time!
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Ah, this looks good.
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Yo.
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- Ssh.
- Oh.
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- [Alex whispers] Hello.
- Hello.
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- Do we have to be quiet?
- Yes, please.
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OK.
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- You can talk if you want.
- OK.
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- I'm not going to.
- OK!
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I feel wrong.
I feel like I'm shouting now.
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Oh. "Silently, make the tastiest
and prettiest cocktail
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with the coolest name."
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"If you make any noise
over 60 dB..."
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- decibels -
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"...you must pour anything
you've prepared into the bucket..."
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"Shout...
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"...at a volume of over 100 decibels."
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"Shout..."
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"Shout...
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"...at a volume over 100 dB."
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"Shout 'Woof'
at a volume over 100 dB."
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"Shout 'Failure'
at a volume over 100 dB
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and start again." Right.
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"You have 20 minutes."
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"Your time starts now."
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- If you could write the name
of your cocktail on there...
- OK.
- ...that'd be great.
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- And you're Alex, aren't you?
- Yes, Alex Horne.
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Am I over 60 now?
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- [instruments rattle]
- Yes.
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- OK, cool.
- So now you have to shout,
"I'm so sorry" at over 100 dB.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Louder.
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- I'm so sorry!
- Louder.
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- I'M SO SORRY!
- Lovely.
- [laughter]
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Right, my guess is you already had
that dB meter, did you, at home?
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- Have you not got a dB meter?
- No, I haven't.
- You should get one.
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But then, you know,
for my last birthday,
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you bought me a smoke
machine for my flat.
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[laughter]
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Right, well,
if you take one dash of Daisy,
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add a little splash of Katherine
and give it a good old shake,
you get this...
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[Alex whispers] 59.3.
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[instruments rattle]
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So please shout, "I love this!"
over 100 dB.
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- I love this!
- Thank you.
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You're OK.
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I love this!
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[lid pops]
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I love this!
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- [glass clinks]
- I love this!
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[lid pops]
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I love this!
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- [bottle clinks]
- I love this!
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Fuck's sake!
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- [ice cube clinks softly]
- 49.3.
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[ice cube clinks loudly]
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That was too loud, Katherine.
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OK. I've got to bark, I think.
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OK, "Woof." OK.
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- Woof!
- Lovely.
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You need to pour that
into the bucket, as well.
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- Silently?
- Probably should've done that first.
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- I'll just do another "woof" for you, OK?
- OK, thank you.
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Woof!
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- [lid rattles]
- OK, that was a bit louder.
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Woof.
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Ooh. 58.
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[glass clinks]
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I love this!
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Just calm down. I need to calm down.
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OK.
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Ah-la-la-la-la-la! OK. Ready.
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- An "I love this", please.
- I love this!
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- [lid clicks]
- That's a shame.
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Oh, God.
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[Alex] Yeah, that was too loud.
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- Woof.
- [lid rattles]
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- Woof!
- Two minutes 50 left.
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Woof!
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Alright.
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Woof!
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WOOF!
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No.
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Woof!
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[whistle blows]
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Thank you, Daisy. Well done.
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You've called it The Fuck "Sa-keh".
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Fuck Sake.
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- Well, it's disgusting.
- [she giggles]
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I was going to call it
Blood on the Beach.
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- What have you actually called it?
- Well, what it is, which is...
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- ...milk.
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That was really frustrating.
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[applause]
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You have a lot of rage in you,
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to the extent that, at one point,
you had to bleed the anger out
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with a noise that I wrote down as...
[he yells incoherently]
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They both kept trying to make the
same cocktail over and over again.
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- I mean, I found that the most stressful...
- [Daisy] Oh, absolutely.
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...not only the most stressful task,
one of the most stressful
experiences of my life, I think.
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I don't know what you've got to be
stressed about. By the end of it,
you'd achieved a lovely glass of milk.
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[laughter]
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I would say, I like milk.
It tasted nice.
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Yeah, milk is delicious.
And I like the name,
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I like Fuck "Sakeh" better than
Fuck Sake. It was just you
with your clever wordplay.
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I thought it was a cool name.
It looked awful. In it was warm vodka
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and a little bit of lime juice
and an unopened umbrella.
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Well, if you bought that in a pub,
you would say "Fuck sake!"
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[Greg] Fair play.
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OK, it's time for a break.
See you shortly.
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Hello there and
welcome back to Taskmaster.
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I'm so sorry about
those nasty little adverts.
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Yes, and I'm just genuinely sorry.
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Before the break, it was happy hour
at Ye Olde Red Taskmaster,
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where our contestants were
making silent cocktails.
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Daisy made a very small cocktail
and Katherine Parkinson
poured some milk into a glass.
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Now for two classic old-fashioneds,
it's Johnny and Richard!
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[he exhales]
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- I mean, it's going to be
tricky when it's...
- [lid clangs]
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...when we start
shaking it, isn't it?
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You must shout "Failure".
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Failure!
233
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,280
- It wasn't loud enough.
- Failure!
234
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,360
- Still not loud enough.
- What?!
235
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,440
- FAILURE!
- Perfect.
236
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,680
58.9.
237
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,400
You're OK.
238
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,240
[lid pops]
239
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,640
[shocked laughter]
240
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,440
[lid clinks]
241
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,360
Failure!
242
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,680
I've done it again!
243
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,920
- [bottle clinks]
- Failure!
244
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,760
- That was just over 60, I'm afraid.
- I've done it again!
245
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,480
- Failure!
- [cork pops]
246
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,840
Failure!
247
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,440
[cork pops]
248
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,480
That was too loud.
249
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,360
I've done it again!
250
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,960
[laughter]
251
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,440
[shocked laughter]
252
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,960
- [whistle blows]
- Thank you, Johnny.
253
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,440
- Shall I just pick it up?
- Oh, please.
254
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,200
- Close your eyes.
- Close my eyes and drink it?
- Yeah.
255
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,920
Quite strong!
256
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,080
[audience gasps]
257
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,640
- It's delicious.
- Surprisingly good, isn't it?
- It's surprisingly good.
258
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,440
[applause]
259
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,560
- So, were they nice?
- Well, I discovered I liked the Cloudy Mule.
260
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,640
I like a bit of Vegas spittle.
Lemon, lime and sparklers,
Coke and champagne.
261
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,880
- And what was, er, Richard's?
- It was called The Doesn't Matterhorne.
262
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:54,240
It was a vodka and rhubarb drink.
263
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:58,120
Very pleased with that title,
weren't you? Very pleased!
264
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,640
It isn't meant to be mean,
what I'm about to say, Johnny,
265
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,520
but I sometimes think
when I'm watching you
266
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,640
that it wouldn't make that much
difference whether the cameras
were there or not.
267
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:15,000
I don't think that's the first time
you've ever pulled a jar of olives
out your trousers!
268
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,640
It's the first time they've
gone in with the lid on.
269
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,560
- [Greg] Did you know it was gonna taste nice?
- I had an idea. I was a barman.
270
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,560
It was the most complex of
the cocktails and it did taste good.
271
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,680
I think you could serve Richard's in a bar
and you would be alright with that.
272
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:34,320
Yeah. And if you served Johnny's,
then Johnny would be arrested.
273
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:38,600
- Right, one left, then.
- Yes. It's Mawaan.
274
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,600
275
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,000
- I've never made a cocktail before.
- That's too loud.
276
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,840
What? Really? [he whispers]
I've never made a cocktail before.
277
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,560
- You need to shout, "I'm so sorry."
- I'm so sorry!
278
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,560
[items rattle]
279
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,160
- That was too loud again.
- What? No.
- Yes.
280
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,880
- It's all recording it on the...
- I literally just picked up a melon.
281
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,640
- So, what are you?
- I'm really sorry!
282
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,600
- Pardon?
- I'm so sorry!
- Thank you.
283
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,240
- [glass clinks]
- Yeah, that was too loud.
284
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,320
What?! I'm so sorry!
285
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,960
- OK.
- [metal scrapes]
286
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,600
I'm so sorry!
287
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,480
- [cork pops]
- So sorry!
288
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,120
- Yeah, too loud.
- So sorry!
289
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,520
- [clanging]
- So sorry!
290
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,760
Well, that... I think you need to
pour them away now.
291
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,120
I'm so sorry!
292
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,000
So sorry!
293
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,560
- [loud rattling]
- [he laughs]
294
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,820
I think there were keys
in the pocket.
295
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:55,360
Why did you put keys in your fleece?
Why would you do that?
296
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,520
I think I've found a loophole.
297
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,320
- [whistle blows]
- So, you've called it...?
298
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,720
Bin Juice.
299
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,920
Look, because it's...
300
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,160
...from the bin, yeah.
301
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,080
And there's lot of flecks of mud in it.
302
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,520
And a hair.
303
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,840
Yeah, there is a hair, isn't there?
304
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,960
[audience groans]
305
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,400
- Do you want to try some?
- Er, no.
- No?
306
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,680
No, I'd never drink that shit.
It's literally out the bin, dude.
307
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,840
[Alex] No, it's quite a dirty bin,
isn't it? Yeah.
308
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,040
- Thanks, Mawaan.
- Cheers.
- Bye-bye.
309
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,480
- [Greg] Very well done!
- [Daisy] Genius!
310
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,440
[Greg] Very well done.
311
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,000
I've started a new list as a result
of watching your cocktail-making.
312
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,880
It's called "Questions That
Don't Need An Answer."
313
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,440
And number one is, "Do you think
wine and milk go together?"
314
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:05,120
Yeah, well, I can tell you they don't,
'cause they all ended up in the bin.
315
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,120
316
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,120
Wine, milk, egg, orange.
317
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,760
Lovely bit of, er, garnish
318
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,680
with the old, er,
beer bottle top, as well.
319
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,600
- Relevant.
- There was a real theme
going on there.
320
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:19,040
The, like, catchphrase of it would
be, "Bin juice. Getting trashed."
321
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,280
Ahh! So there's a whole
advertising campaign behind it.
322
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,080
I mean, this is going to be
pretty straightforward, isn't it?
323
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,320
Mawaan, five points for Bin Juice.
324
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,760
OK. I would say it wasn't
the nicest-tasting, but...
325
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,600
- The concept was incredible.
- Fair enough. Five points to Mawaan.
326
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,680
Based on taste,
four points to the Cloudy Mule.
327
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,960
The Cloudy Mule king, Johnny Vegas.
328
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,040
You did like the milk,
as I remember.
329
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,600
It tasted nice.
330
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,320
- But it also was just milk.
- [laughter]
331
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,960
Third place goes to,
332
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,160
proud as punch,
the headmaster's son.
333
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,920
Two points goes to For Fuck Sake,
334
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,440
and one point because
it was a glass of milk.
335
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,320
It's done!
336
00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,600
[Alex] Well done, Mawaan Rizwan!
Five points!
337
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,920
I'd like a scoreboard update quickly,
followed by a new task, please!
338
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,920
He's in the lead,
it's Mawaan, with 10 points!
339
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,360
- [applause]
- And now on with a new task.
340
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:14,840
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
I am over six feet tall.
341
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,880
- Hello.
- Hi.
342
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,440
I don't want to look at myself
'cause I'll do my mirror face.
343
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,960
- You can look at me,
if you want, in the mirror.
- OK.
344
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,480
- Is that your mirror face?
- No.
345
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,720
"Draw the animal
that is watching you."
346
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,280
Creepy.
347
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,960
"The animal is wearing a hat."
348
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,720
[laughter]
349
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,520
"You may not leave this room
350
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,560
and you must look in
the mirror at all times."
351
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:01,600
"The most accurate drawing wins.
You have five minutes.
Your time starts now."
352
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,520
I'd like to point out
before we crack on with it,
353
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,440
er, how creepy you looked
in the background there.
354
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,800
I didn't know I was on camera.
355
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,560
- It made me uncomfortable.
- Thank you.
- OK.
356
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,400
Right, who are we going to see first?
357
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,000
I'd like to see Daisy and Richard.
358
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,440
OK.
359
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:23,440
I've yet to see an animal watching me.
I can see human beings watching me.
360
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,080
No.
361
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:33,880
I can't see any animal watching me.
That's going to make it hard, right?
362
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:38,720
- I can see chalks.
- [Alex] OK.
- I can see a blackboard.
363
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,720
Hold on.
There's something in the mirror.
364
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,920
"Every time you press this switch,
365
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,960
you lose one minute."
366
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,880
OK, so I won't do that.
367
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,000
"The swi..."
368
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,680
"Switto. Every time you press
this switto, you lose a minute."
369
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,680
I'm not going to press the switto,
mate! I'm not an idiot!
370
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,280
It's only a minute.
371
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,440
- I'll press it.
- You've got three minutes 40 now.
372
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,000
- Oh. Oh!
- You've got two minutes 20 now.
373
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,880
- Oh!
- Now you've got one minute 20.
374
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,920
Is that the switch?
[he yells]
375
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,120
- You've only got a minute left now.
- I can't even press the switch
again if I want to.
376
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,600
It's the wrong way round.
377
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,080
- [whistle blows]
- Why don't I understand
how mirrors work?
378
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:36,220
[she laughs] A duck with a fez!
379
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,000
- [Alex] There we go.
- Why doesn't Richard
understand how mirrors work?
380
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,040
I don't know,
why doesn't Richard understand?
381
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:49,040
And why doesn't he know how to say
the word "switch"?
382
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,480
- Switto! Do you not call it a switto?
- He's not an idiot.
383
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,080
That's what it said. Switto!
384
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:58,000
Daisy looked like she was auditioning
for a Crocodile Dundee remake
at the beginning,
385
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,160
stalking the animal!
386
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,160
[they laugh]
387
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,160
[Alex] So they found the duck
wearing the fez,
388
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,520
- which looked like this...
- [Greg] Yep.
389
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,720
- ...and there are their drawings.
- Oh, dear!
390
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,000
- Oh, dear, oh, dear!
- Yeah. Bearing in mind,
Richard did see the animal.
391
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,760
There's the eyes at the top,
there's the bill coming down.
It's pretty good.
392
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,360
- It's absolutely rubbish.
- [laughter]
393
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,640
Daisy's alright, though.
That's a duck in a fez.
394
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,320
The feet are back-to-front,
but that's by the by.
395
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:27,480
No, it's coming in to land!
396
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,400
Right, that's the end of part two.
397
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,160
Shout goodbye to everyone
with your mouth closed, please, Alex.
398
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,680
[muffled speech]
399
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,720
Hello there!
400
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,040
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
401
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,360
One lucky person is going to win
a Richard Herring jigsaw puzzle,
402
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,000
and who wouldn't want that?
403
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,440
For now, though, over to you, Alex.
404
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,600
Before the break,
Richard and Daisy discovered
405
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,440
that they were being spied on
by a giant duck wearing a fez.
406
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:02,240
Next up to the mark, it's Mawaan Rizwan.
407
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,240
Hi. Can I look in?
408
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,560
Ooh! That's weird!
I can see a dark...
409
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,280
Oh, that's creepy, man!
410
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,640
So we've got...
411
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,680
...lips.
412
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,520
It's harder than it looks, you know?
413
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,400
Oh, my God, it's a full body. Ugh!
414
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,920
I know what the hat is.
I know what the hat is.
415
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,000
The head is like this.
416
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,240
- What's...
- Mirror, please.
417
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,600
What's that hat called?
Fez. It's a fez.
418
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,120
Eyes.
419
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,000
No, that's nostrils.
420
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,520
Er...
421
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,160
Two nostrils.
422
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,160
That's quite good.
Oh, there's a bit of spit there.
423
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,480
[whistle blows]
424
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,160
- Thank you, Mawaan. I enjoyed that.
- Thank you, Alex.
- Goodbye.
425
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,920
[applause]
426
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,800
When I go to a restaurant,
427
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,000
do you know what
my very favourite dish is?
428
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,440
Some lovely duck lips.
429
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,080
- [laughter]
- [Alex] It is, isn't it?
- Lightly fried,
430
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,040
just a little bit of salt. Mm.
431
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,120
This eye contact is too intense.
432
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,760
[Greg] I'm going to ask you
a straight question.
433
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,480
Do you think ducks are people?
434
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,600
- What's a duck got?
- Lips?
435
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,160
A duck hasn't got lips, mate.
436
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,720
They're two long, hard lips.
437
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,560
- Yeah.
- Which people also refer
to as a beak,
438
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,960
but that's for fancy people.
439
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,760
I mean, it's great news
that Attenborough's retiring soon.
440
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:33,600
I should say, Mawaan found out
if you get really close and cut off
all the light on this side,
441
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,760
- you can also see the duck.
- Job's a good 'un. Let's have
a look at his image.
442
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:42,240
- [Daisy] That's good.
- [Greg] It's a fish. It's a fish in a fez.
- [Daisy] No!
443
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,600
The only thing of merit you did
was get close to a mirror.
444
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,040
What's next? Last up are our
two top lateral thinkers,
445
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,080
Johnny and Katherine.
446
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:55,920
OK, so the animal wearing a hat is...
It's an animal wearing a hat.
447
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,080
What animal in a hat...? Well,
it's got to be meself, hasn't it?
448
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:02,680
The animal wearing a hat...
Draw the animal that's wearing a hat.
449
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,680
[Alex] So you're saying you're
the animal in the hat...?
450
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,040
Well, I'm looking. There's a mirror,
I'm guessing I've got a hat on.
451
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,360
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised
if there were rats in here, but...
452
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,640
[Alex] Rats in hats?
453
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,480
What do I want?
454
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,520
A tiger's gonna appear in a trilby.
455
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,040
- Which chalk would you like?
- Into the mirror, please.
456
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,120
- I-I am.
- Are you?
- Y-Yeah.
457
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,000
- I'm just going to start
drawing an animal.
- Yeah.
458
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,040
Erm...
459
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,200
This is ridiculous.
460
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,200
Wow, that's really trippy.
461
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,520
Very counter-intuitive indeed.
462
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,640
[she laughs loudly]
463
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,760
Honestly, this is really
upsetting me now.
464
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,320
I'm alright, but then when
I go to the other side,
465
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,480
it's not working!
466
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,440
I want to go that way,
so then I go that way.
467
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,920
And then I want to go that way,
so I'm gonna go that way.
468
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,680
No! Go up in the other...
Work with me!
469
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,920
Agh!
470
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,720
God, how am I gonna
get the 'tache in?
471
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,240
- I want to go that way,
so I'm gonna go that way.
- [Alex laughs]
472
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,760
Can you be silent, please?
473
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,600
Ugh, and you w...
474
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,640
Wanker!
475
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,240
And a hat.
476
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,040
- [whistle blows]
- Are you OK?
477
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,160
No.
478
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,280
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
478
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,680
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
479
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,560
[Katherine] Where's the animal?
Was there an animal in there?
480
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,920
There's no animal in there.
481
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,660
[Greg] I don't know what the hell's
going on there.
482
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:35,280
You never even, for a second,
thought the animal
was anything other than you.
483
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,000
I-I am an animal.
484
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,560
I mean, arguably, he was an animal
in a hat watching himself,
485
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,400
so I don't think he was wrong
to draw himself.
486
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,440
But the animal that Katherine drew
wasn't watching anyone.
487
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,240
[Alex] Here it is.
488
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,880
I got it in my head
that there was a rat, didn't I?
489
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,400
You thought we trained a rat
to run around, wearing a hat,
watching you in the mirror.
490
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,640
We all know, Alex,
491
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:59,640
and we all saw you enjoy going,
"Rats in hats!" to yourself.
492
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,400
- Right, do you want to see all five
animals wearing hats?
- Yes, please.
493
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,000
[Greg] Well, you've talked Vegas
right up the pile
494
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,080
by pointing out that he is an animal.
495
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,360
I would say, also, if someone had
drawn that the right way,
496
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,480
- it's still a good picture.
- It is.
497
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,160
Here we go, then.
Right at the bottom of the pile,
498
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,020
and it's not a bad picture but,
unfortunately, it wasn't looking
499
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:22,160
at her in a mirror, therefore,
Katherine must take just one point.
500
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,960
Slightly above Katherine,
501
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,960
- lovely Richard. Two points.
- [Alex] Yeah.
502
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,200
I just think he's got to learn a lesson
about the characteristics of animals,
503
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,840
three points to Mawaan.
504
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,640
And that is cruel, especially when
you look at Daisy's duck, which is,
505
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,880
with the best will in the world,
awful, but I know it's a duck.
506
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,040
And obviously, top of the pile,
507
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,520
- Johnny Vegas.
- Five points to Johnny Vegas.
508
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,680
- OK, what's next?
- It's a fun one,
509
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,480
and very much like Sophie Ellis-Bextor,
this one is double-barrelled.
510
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,400
- Hello, Katherine.
- Hi. Hello.
511
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,320
- How are you?
- Good, thanks. How are you?
512
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,560
This is usually the sign something
horrible's going to happen.
513
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,080
- Do you mean in your life
something bad's going to happen?
- I think in this game.
514
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,360
It's not a game, Richard.
515
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,960
- It's not a game?
- No, it's a task.
- OK.
516
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,920
Right.
517
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,680
Oh, fuck!
518
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:32,640
"Get the most water from
butt A into butt B."
519
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,280
"You may not move a butt
in the first five minutes."
520
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,440
"You have ten minutes.
Your time starts now."
521
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,120
Right.
522
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,720
First of all, I very much enjoyed
you correcting Richard
523
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,000
and telling him it's not a game,
it's a task.
524
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,800
I enjoyed your passion, and then you
enjoyed your sneaky bung removal,
didn't you?
525
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,080
I subtly removed the water-butt-plug
and they did not spot it.
526
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,320
It's not a butt, it's a barrel.
We all know what you're up to.
527
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,680
- Come on.
- OK, then. Well, first up,
528
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,720
it's Daisy and Richard.
529
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,040
I think I'm just
gonna have to bucket it.
530
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,440
- You're gonna bucket it?
- Let me just reread it.
531
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,120
- Yeah, take your time.
- "May not move A..."
532
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,720
Oh, no!
533
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,560
No!
534
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,080
There's a hole in the bucket.
That's not fair.
535
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,800
- There's a hole in your bucket?
- Yeah. Oh, there's a hole
in here, as well.
536
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,720
- Agh! There's a hole in that!
- Is there? Oh, no.
537
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,120
Yes, there is, yeah.
538
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,360
You've still got seven minutes
and 15 seconds.
539
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,280
[she pants]
540
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,000
Let's go.
541
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,480
Fucking hell.
542
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,200
- You may now move your barrels.
- [Richard grunts]
543
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,520
- I mean, every drop could count, right?
- Yeah. Absolutely.
544
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,640
Right, I just mug the rest,
I reckon.
545
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,560
- "What" the rest?
- Mug the rest.
546
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,520
- Oh, sorry, mug the rest.
- I'll just take my time with this now.
- Yeah, just enjoy it.
547
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,280
Oh, hold on. I should've thought of this,
shouldn't I? Should've got a towel.
548
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,080
[Alex] You've got two and
a half minutes.
549
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,200
Now I find I can't get out
of a bloody jumpsuit. Agh!
550
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:40,440
This is tedious, doing this.
Half of it's on the ground.
551
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,040
- Yeah, over half.
- It's just what it is.
552
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,080
[Alex] You're trying to wring
your boilersuit?
553
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,760
Some of the water is in here
and that is from there.
554
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:53,320
What if I suck up the water
out of the ground with this?
555
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,600
There's more than was in
my jumpsuit in here.
556
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,480
- How long now?
- [whistle blows]
557
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,960
Oh.
558
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,480
[whistle blows]
559
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,360
Thank you, Richard.
I'll get this measured.
560
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,320
I feel it wasn't very good.
561
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,440
- Well done, Daisy and Richard.
- Well done. Well done.
562
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,560
That's the intellectual approach
to the task out of the way with.
563
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,560
As far as I can work out,
what we were left with at the end,
564
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:23,880
er, a man in his 50s
565
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,680
using a children's balloon pump
566
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,560
to try and extract
moisture out of grass.
567
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,400
[laughter]
568
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,640
And then we had a mother
569
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,480
transporting water
in a baking tray...
570
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,760
- Yes.
- ...just before looking at you
like she wants you dead.
571
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,640
Yeah, she was crosser with me
than Richard, I think.
572
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,520
If I win by one millimetre,
you'll all stop laughing at me.
573
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,520
You didn't win by one millimetre, Richard.
You got exactly a foot of water in butt B.
574
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,520
- OK.
- Daisy, 12.5 inches.
575
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:59,000
Next up, it can't be - it is!
It's Johnny and Katherine.
576
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,440
- Will you let me know when the five
minutes is up and then I can move it?
- Of course.
577
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,720
Ah!
578
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,000
Yep.
579
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,720
[Johnny muttering]
580
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,840
Ah, you...!
581
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,040
- How do you feel about your choices?
- Well...
582
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,840
I'm actually doing quite well.
583
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,840
There's actually...
584
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,440
Oh!
585
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,000
[Alex] Oh, no.
586
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,320
Oh, I like the technique, Johnny.
587
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,360
I could probably carry a bucket across
in the time this is taking, couldn't I?
588
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,720
- Probably.
- Yeah, abandon that. It's stupid!
589
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,040
Careful, it'll be a bit slippy round here.
590
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,760
Oh, God!
591
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,400
[he groans]
592
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,960
[he grunts]
593
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,400
Oh!
594
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,760
[Alex] It's good you spotted that.
595
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,240
It was, wasn't it?
596
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,360
- Is that leaking?
- Yeah, it came out. Sorry, I should've...
- It's alright.
597
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,880
That's your five minutes gone,
Katherine.
598
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,840
Just roll it across.
599
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,500
- That's it. Ah!
- What's wrong?
600
00:34:15,540 --> 00:34:18,880
The little bastard.
There's a hole in the bottom.
601
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,000
What am I gonna gain
from moving that to that?
602
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,760
[she grunts]
603
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,000
Whoo!
604
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,440
- If you could just pour it in.
- Pour it in?
- Yeah.
605
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,840
This way? One...
606
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,080
- Remember to lift with your knees.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
607
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,080
Yay!
608
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,240
- It's just all coming out.
- 20 seconds left.
609
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,680
- Do you want me to pick it up?
- Yeah.
609
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:43,280
- It's quite heavy.
- It doesn't matter, it's all gone.
610
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,320
It's alright.
611
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,600
It's not worth it.
612
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,560
Finished?
613
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,400
- Yeah, I reckon so.
- Yeah.
614
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,160
Was that quite good?
615
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,960
Look, there's hardly
anything in there.
616
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,640
- Well, how much was in this one?
- It was full.
617
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,000
Was it?
618
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,160
Oh.
619
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,200
- Yeah.
- [Greg] Lovely.
620
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,520
Again, quite a contrast.
621
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,440
At one point, Katherine,
she actually said,
622
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,760
"Careful, it's a bit slippy
round here,"
623
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,960
as a warning to herself!
624
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,200
So polite!
625
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,920
And by stark contrast,
Johnny's entire attempt
626
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,960
looked like a deleted scene
from The Shawshank Redemption.
627
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,760
How much water did they manage
to get over there?
628
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,560
Johnny transported ten inches' worth.
629
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,480
- Alright.
- The length of a hedgehog.
630
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,800
Katherine, seven inches,
the length of a young hedgehog.
631
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,920
Right, it's the end of part three.
632
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,880
Ah, what? I told you to put money
in the meter, you clown!
633
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,360
Hello and welcome back
to the last part of the show.
634
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,320
Before the break,
the competitors were trying to get
as much water as possible
635
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,600
from barrel A to barrel B.
636
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:07,360
Yes, but let's not forget that I kept
pulling out the water-butt-plug.
637
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,320
Finally, grouped on his own,
638
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,880
it's the onesie and only
639
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,160
Mawaan Rizwan.
640
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,760
What?!
641
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,720
Ah! OK.
642
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,160
Er, do you have a hosepipe?
643
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,040
- Yes.
- Yeah, that'd be great.
644
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,720
Er, OK.
645
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,200
- Can I stop the bleeding?
- The bleeding?
646
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,320
- Yeah.
- You could try.
647
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,920
No. No. OK.
648
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,080
- How long has it been?
- Five minutes has gone.
649
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,720
[he grunts]
650
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,000
Why are they so hard to move?
651
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,960
- [laughter]
- Alright, that wasn't part of the plan.
652
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,280
- One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
653
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,920
Cool, man.
This isn't breaking any rules.
654
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,080
It's going from this one
to that one.
655
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,320
[Alex] It's quite unorthodox.
656
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,240
Sorry.
657
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,040
[whistle blows]
658
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,640
- [applause]
- Sorry.
659
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,080
So, so sorry! I'm so sorry!
660
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,400
[Alex] Very sneaky. Very sneaky!
661
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,680
[Greg] Amazing.
662
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:29,840
Well, A) it's no surprise to me
that a man that thinks that, erm,
ducks have got lips
663
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,040
might think that barrels bleed,
664
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,560
sure, but introducing new water,
665
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,680
that is one fresh idea.
666
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,400
Yeah, the water was going
from barrel A to barrel B.
667
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,440
It's one fresh idea.
668
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,480
It's one fresh idea!
He's got to win, hasn't he?
669
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,000
He does got to win. 16 inches.
670
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,000
671
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,640
- That's up to my knees!
- I really need these points.
672
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,120
[Alex] Five points to Mawaan.
673
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,880
Daisy is second with four points,
674
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,520
Richard third, Johnny fourth,
675
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,000
Katherine, again,
one point and last place.
676
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,160
But Mawaan wins!
677
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,720
You didn't have to say "again".
678
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,240
OK, well, neither of them
have won an episode yet,
679
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,360
but the two leaders are Johnny
with 15 and Mawaan with 18 points!
680
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,720
- [applause]
- [Greg whistles]
681
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,920
Lovely! OK!
682
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:17,200
Please get yourselves ready
for the final task of the show!
683
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,360
- Hello.
- Hi, Greg.
684
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,720
Who is going to read
this final task out?
685
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,980
- I would like Katherine Parkinson
to read the task.
- KP.
686
00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:28,600
OK. "Draw the animal
named on your card."
687
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,280
Uh-oh. Mawaan may as well
get lost right now!
688
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,080
A fish with lips? Let's do it!
689
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,840
"Each artist may draw
three straight lines on their turn."
690
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,960
"That artist's teammates
may have one guess
691
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,600
after these three lines."
692
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:47,080
"If the guess is incorrect, the other
team's artist can draw their straight lines."
693
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,880
"You may not speak or communicate
with your teammates in any way."
694
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,240
"Each team member gets two points
for each team victory."
695
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,720
It's an incremental animal line-draw.
696
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,440
It is an incremental
animal line-draw.
697
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,440
First of all, Katherine and Daisy
698
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,260
are going to draw the animals
on those cards there by the pens.
699
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:04,880
They have a different animal each.
700
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,760
You'll be doing this three times.
You'll each have a go.
Daisy, you'll be having two goes.
701
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,220
Right, let's crack on with round one.
701
00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:12,920
Katherine, you're first to draw.
Please have a look at your card.
702
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,840
Don't show anyone
or cheat in any way, please.
703
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,960
Three lines,
704
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,280
one guess.
705
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,280
One.
706
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,400
- We're off.
- [indistinct speech]
707
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,400
Is that a beak?
708
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,720
Erm...
709
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,960
Back to your spot, please,
Katherine.
710
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,600
- What animal does this?
- Erm...
711
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,160
Is it a butterfly?
712
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,800
Wings. Wings.
713
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,600
- I'll go with that, mate.
- What are you guessing?
- Butterfly.
714
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,160
It's not a butterfly. Daisy,
your turn to draw three lines.
715
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,280
- [he snorts]
- There it is.
716
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,800
- [Daisy laughs]
- Is it... beaver?
717
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,080
- It is not a beaver.
- OK.
718
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,640
Katherine, your next
three lines, please.
719
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:03,680
One thick line. OK.
720
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,220
- Thank you, Katherine.
- [Johnny] Pelican.
721
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:08,960
Not a pelican. Daisy's turn.
722
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,960
This is really hard.
723
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,820
Erm... Mouse!
724
00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:15,880
It is not a mouse.
Your turn, Katherine.
725
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,160
[Mawaan] Wow.
726
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,800
- Camel? It's a camel?
- It is not a camel.
727
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,360
Back to you, Daisy.
728
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,220
[Johnny] Bizarrely, I think
I know what it is.
729
00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:26,520
[Katherine] I think I know what it is.
730
00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:28,560
[Alex] OK. Well, it's looking
like an animal.
731
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,440
- A dog.
- No.
732
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,880
Katherine's turn.
733
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,320
- [Alex] I'm enjoying the speed.
- [Mawaan] That's a mouth!
734
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,760
- Is it a parrot?
- No.
735
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,240
Feels like it's going to be
gettable soon.
736
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,160
[Katherine] It's really abstract.
737
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:44,200
- Um... Caterpillar?
- No.
738
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:46,840
Katherine's back on.
739
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,560
She's drawn a triangle.
Your turn to guess!
740
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,560
741
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,160
- Is it a dinosaur?
- Not a dinosaur.
Your turn, Daisy.
741
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,200
[Mawaan] I'm sorry!
742
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,080
[Richard gasps]
743
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,160
- [Alex] Can you remember what
your animal is, Daisy?
- Yes.
744
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,720
- Cat.
- It's not a cat.
745
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,480
Katherine.
746
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,360
- [Mawaan] Bird. Bird.
- One, two...
747
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,360
[Johnny] Right, you've got
one more line left.
748
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,120
Wow, that's cleared it up!
749
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,720
[Mawaan] Yeah, it's a unicorn.
750
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,480
Is it a hummingbird?
751
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,760
It's not a hummingbird.
Your turn, Daisy. Back on.
752
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,640
[Mawaan] I know what it is.
753
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,480
[Alex] What is it, Richard?
754
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,620
[laughter]
755
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,680
[Mawaan] Oh, she's angry.
This is the look she does.
756
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,240
I'm fuming.
I'm apoplectic with rage.
757
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,360
- Hamster!
- Not a hamster.
758
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,200
You've both got the right
class of animal.
759
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,840
Come on, Katherine. You can do this.
759
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,840
- Yeah, come on, Katherine.
- One, two, three.
760
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,720
- What the hell is that?
- [Greg] Oh, God!
761
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,640
- A crown! A guineafowl with a crown.
- It's not a guineafowl!
762
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:48,120
I think Daisy's getting pretty close
to making that noise we heard
earlier in the show.
763
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,040
Three lines. Do what you want
with them. One, two, three.
764
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,840
- Oh, four!
- Four lines.
765
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,760
- Believe me, it doesn't help.
- It has not helped me at all!
766
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,960
- Richard, what is it?
- Tiger.
- No!
767
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,220
- Katherine, off you go.
- I hate you.
768
00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:04,040
[Johnny] It's the worst
poultry farm in the world!
769
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,840
I actually hate you more
than my husband!
770
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,960
One, two,
771
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,960
three. What do you think it is?
772
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,880
- We think it's a...
- Chicken.
773
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,320
- [whistle blows]
- It is a chicken!
774
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,320
I mean, Jesus Christ!
775
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,960
[Mawaan] I mean, duh! Of course
it's a chicken! Look at that!
776
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,800
Daisy, please tell Richard what it is.
777
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,760
- It's a hippo!
- It's a fucking thing...!
778
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,720
Here's its eyes and its nose
and it's in this... water!
779
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,240
Do you not think that
that looks like a hippo?
780
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,760
- No!
- I even did the tail!
781
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,720
- I had three...
- I don't know what a
hippo's tail looks like!
782
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,040
It's a small tail!
783
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,280
Only elephants and hippos
have that kind of tail!
784
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,400
I'm looking forward
to doing this again.
785
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,720
You've got two more goes of this.
786
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,800
- Do you think it looks like a hippo?
- No.
787
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,280
[Greg] No. Round two!
788
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,480
[Alex] It's Richard to draw.
Ten seconds and three lines.
789
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,200
Hippo! Sorry.
790
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,400
[laughter]
791
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,400
- Oops.
- Fox.
792
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,960
Not a fox.
Mawaan, your turn.
793
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,920
Mawaan's adopted the Daisy pose.
794
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,240
There we go. Thank you.
795
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,560
What is that?
796
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,480
- [Katherine] Deer.
- Not a deer.
797
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,800
- [Daisy] Horse.
- Not a horse.
798
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,000
[Greg] Good guess, though.
799
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,680
Right then, what's that?
800
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,040
- Giraffe.
- Not a giraffe.
801
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,480
Richard, you're back on.
802
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:23,940
One, two, three. Lovely.
803
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:25,400
Giraffe.
804
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,440
Not a giraffe.
805
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,640
Daisy is furious it's not a giraffe.
806
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,320
Mawaan, you're back on. One, two...
807
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,000
...three. Thank you.
808
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,840
- Is it a horse?
- It's not a horse. Richard.
809
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,040
- [Katherine gasps]
- Llama.
810
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,040
It's not a llama.
811
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,920
Mawaan, your turn.
812
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,400
- I think we should go for octopus.
- It's not an octopus.
813
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,720
I can't look at it...
814
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,640
Oh. It wasn't a straight line.
815
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,880
- Straight line, please.
- I'll make that two lines.
816
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,360
Very honest, isn't he?
817
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,240
One lovely line left.
818
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,200
- Oh!
- [overlapping dialogue]
819
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,960
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
820
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,440
What's that, Daisy?
821
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,600
- Alpaca?
- Not an alpaca.
822
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,820
[Katherine] OK, Johnny.
Johnny, say it.
823
00:44:10,830 --> 00:44:11,830
[Johnny] Jellyfish.
824
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,360
- [whistle blows]
- It is a jellyfish!
825
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,600
It's two more points
to the team of three!
826
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,060
- Kangaroo?
- [Alex] And what do you
think? It's a...?
826
0:44:18,100 --> 00:44:19,360
- Kangaroo.
- Kangaroo.
827
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,800
- [Alex] With a little pocket, a little pouch.
- [Katherine] That's a good effort.
828
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,600
You know what? That is a good
effort and I feel bad!
829
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,760
Round three!
830
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,280
It's Johnny to draw.
Please go and look at your card.
831
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,120
Good luck, Johnny.
832
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,200
Straight lines, please, Johnny!
833
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,840
- Oh, yeah.
- [Greg] Straight lines, Johnny.
834
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,520
- I mean... There he was, mocking me!
- Sorry. Sorry.
835
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,000
Straight lines.
836
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,560
- Amoeba.
- It's not an amoeba.
Your turn to draw, Daisy.
837
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,680
Have a good look at your card.
838
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,720
- Elephant!
- Not an elephant.
839
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,200
You're back on, Johnny.
840
00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:57,040
Oh...
841
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,520
- [Greg] Oh, lovely.
- A whale.
842
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,720
Not a whale.
Your turn, Daisy.
843
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,040
- [Richard] Wolf.
- Quick but wrong. Not a wolf.
844
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,000
Daisy's furious.
845
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,960
One, two, three.
846
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,240
It's a bit curved, that line, but we'll
let you off on this occasion.
847
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,400
- A robin?
- A robin? No.
- [Mawaan whispers]
848
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,920
Daisy, your turn.
849
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,760
[Greg] Lovely.
850
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,760
- Anteater.
- [whistle blows]
- [Alex] It is an anteater!
851
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,800
It was a dolphin, with the
water spraying up.
852
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,760
[Greg] A lovely dolphin.
853
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,160
They have rescued two points.
854
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,520
- [Richard] We're back.
- [Greg] That's the end of the competition.
855
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,240
Come down here,
we'll add up the final scores!
856
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,240
- I'm back.
- Exciting times.
857
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,840
- Yes.
- [Greg laughs]
858
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,320
Hot competition.
859
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,480
But in the end, the team of three
got four points each.
Daisy and Richard, two points each.
860
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,480
Which means, at the end of this
episode, we have a brand-new winner.
861
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,600
- Mawaan Rizwan!
- Yeah!
862
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,080
- Finally!
- [applause]
863
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,320
Ah!
864
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,840
Mawaan wins!
865
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,840
Please go and nestle amongst
your narcissistic nuggets!
866
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,720
[applause]
867
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,920
So, what have we learnt today?
868
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,440
We've learnt that in Britain,
869
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,440
we're lucky that we can enjoy
culinary experiences
from all around the world.
870
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,160
Why, just last week,
I went to a restaurant with friends
871
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,480
and when I asked for the bill,
I was served a delicious plate
of duck's lips.
872
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:26,480
That's six down, four to go.
But for now, here's tonight's winner,
873
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,160
once more, it's Mawaan!
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