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[beeping]
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[theme music]
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[music playing]
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[panting]
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What was that?
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Hmph, must be hearing things.
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I gotta stop working
the night shift.
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[gasps] Halt!
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Sector 17 requests
immediate backup.
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Yeesh.
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You look like you
just missed the year
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end shoe spectacular at Jacy's.
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Don't worry.
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It's not till next week.
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Sorry, Clover, not
even discounted sandals
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could cheer me up.
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Whoa.
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Then it must be bad.
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Is it a boy?
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Worse.
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Bev High's soccer coach
just retired after 20 years,
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and there's no one
to replace him.
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You know what that means.
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No coach, no soccer team?
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No kidding.
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Soccer is only my life.
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What am I supposed to do now?
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Hey, I know.
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I could see if my marathon
math team has room for you.
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Marathon math team?
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It is so cool.
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For every polynomial
equation you solve,
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you get to run a mile.
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First one to run 26 miles wins.
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Ugh, math and running?
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Two of my least favorite things.
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How about joining my new
fashion victims club?
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We provide charitable donations
in the form of trendy clothes
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to the stylistically challenged.
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I appreciate you guys
trying to help, but--
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It's soccer or nothing.
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[music playing]
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Excuse me.
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Can you point me toward
the athletics department?
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[gasps]
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The Gildwood Griffins?
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I used to love that team.
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I never missed a
game growing up.
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I knew their ball girl
until their funding was pulled
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and the team split up.
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We have so much in common.
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Are you a new transfer student?
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[laughs] No, but I'm glad
I can still pass for one.
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Actually, I'm the new coach.
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As in soccer coach?
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Bonita Bikham's the name.
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In that case, Coach
Bikham, follow me.
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Ole, ole, ole, ole.
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Score!
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[alex giggles]
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You're never gonna believe
what just happened.
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A bad hair day is now a
legit excuse to miss school?
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You know the secret to
solving hidden quadratics?
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No, and definitely no.
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Bev High just hired
a new soccer coach.
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You know what means?
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It mean we're invited to
all the crossover parties
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with the boys soccer team.
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Oh, yippee!
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[laughs] It means I need the
ultimate pair of soccer cleats.
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Now you speaking my language.
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Groove, here we come.
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[all three exclaim]
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This isn't the
way to the Groove.
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Oh, good morning, girls.
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Allow me to cut
right to the chase.
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A high tech bio lab was
broken into last night.
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Hello to you, too, Jer.
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Do you have any leads?
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Unfortunately,
the security guard
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was unable to get a
description of the suspect
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or what was stolen.
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Guess good help
is hard to find.
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Uh, Jer.
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Hello?
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Over here.
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What are you doing
on the computer
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that's got you so preoccupied?
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I'm just, uh,
working on a report.
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Yes, ha, ha!
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Yes, ha, ho.
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Since when are
reports so exciting?
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Oh, uh, GLADIS, isn't
it gadget time yet?
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You'll need the
multifunction charm bracelet,
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the nuclear power jet boots.
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Good luck, super spies.
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Ever get the feeling
you're not wanted?
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I'm starting to.
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Sorry, but this mission
will have to wait for a bit.
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I have soccer tryouts today.
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Sure, fine.
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Whatever works
for your schedule.
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Wow.
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That's a Jer first.
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OK, would somebody tell me
what the WOOHP is going on?
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[chuckles]
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That didn't answer my question!
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ALEX: Wish me luck
at the tryouts!
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Yes, ha, ho!
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Hat trick!
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[music playing]
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[whistle]
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[panting]
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You want glory?
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Well, glory costs, and here's
where you start paying--
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in sweat.
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Midfielders, this is no
time for a beauty rest.
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[grunts]
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That's some beautiful
dribbling, ladies.
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I'm ready for my
closeup now, Coach.
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Oh, brother.
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And what makes you think
you've got what it takes
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to make the Bev High team?
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I've got my new line of
cashmere sportswear, Haute
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by Mandy.
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What else could I possibly need?
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Let the game begin.
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Begins
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Allow me, Coach.
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[whistle]
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[mandy shouts]
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Ah, I've been fouled!
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You've ruined my only prototype.
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[whistle]
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Mandy, you're benched.
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[groans]
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[chuckles]
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Let's play a little
three on three.
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Alex, Jackie, and Diva,
you were on one side.
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The rest of you
were on the other.
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May the best team win.
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[whistle]
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Check this!
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DIVA: Take that, defense.
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[whistle]
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ALEX: Goal!
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[excited victorious shouts]
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I've seen all I need to see.
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Alex, Jackie, and Diva, you're
the new Bev High soccer team.
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[gasps] Excuse
me, Coach, but how
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are we supposed to have a soccer
team with only three players?
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You'll just have to
be three times as good.
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That's a wrap for now, ladies.
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Hit the showers.
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[whistle]
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SAM: So, what happened?
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Did you make the team?
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- Starting center forward.
- Woo!
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Alex scores, home
run, all right.
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That's baseball,
Clover, not soccer.
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Same diff.
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Now that tryouts are finished,
you ready to go on our mission?
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Sorry, I can't.
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Tryouts might be finished, but
practice starts in 10 minutes.
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Later.
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[scoffs] I'm glad
Alex made the team,
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but she can't play soccer 24/7.
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Can she?
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Let's hope not.
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Guess for now it's just you,
me, and the bio lab crime scene.
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[music playing]
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Why exactly are
we sneaking in?
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There's always the possibility
that it's an inside job.
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We have four minutes
till the guard
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gets back from his rounds.
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It's like looking
for a high tech
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needle in a high tech haystack.
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Over here.
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I think found something.
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It's a broken container.
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Question is, what
did it contain?
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Judging from these,
it looks like maybe
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some kind of microchip?
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We better send it
to Jer for analysis.
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[compowder beeps]
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Hey, Jer.
Great timing.
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Hello, girls.
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WOOHP just received word
of a couple of abductions
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at a local sporting goods store.
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The owners, Haley
Mills and Gloria Night
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haven't seen or
heard from in days.
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Sorry, Jer.
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Can you repeat that?
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Yeah, we can barely hear
you over all that beeping.
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I'll just beam the
info over the X-Powder.
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Good luck, super spies.
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Judging from this, we're gonna
need all the help we can get.
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I'll call Alex.
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[compowder ringing]
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ALEX (ON PHONE):
Hello, soccer fans.
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You've reached the voicemail
of center forward Alex.
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Please leave your soccer
related message at the--
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No, I will not
leave a message,
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central forwarded Alex.
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Um, I think that's
center forward.
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Whatevs.
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All Alex cares about is soccer.
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I am beginning to
feel like I have
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to be inflated and round
with black spots on me
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in order to get her attention.
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Huh, I guess
it's just you, me,
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and the sports store
crime scene again.
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[footsteps]
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Yeei.
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Looks like somebody has
some serious rage issues.
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Or they just hate
sports as much as I do.
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Clover, check this out.
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Haley Mills and Gloria Night
win the junior girls soccer
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championships in Belgium.
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Wow.
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They must be really good.
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Haley Mills, MVP.
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Not just good.
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Most valuable player good.
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Oh, they even had their very
first soccer cleats bronzed.
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Is it me, or is the entire
world suddenly obsessed
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with nothing but soccer?
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[gasps] What was that?
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Ever get that creepy
feeling you're being watched?
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SAM: Let's just hurry and
see what else we can find.
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Sammy, look A soccer
cleat footprint.
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Maybe it belonged
to the attacker.
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I'll scan it and then--
[clattering]
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BOTH: Huh?
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[both gasp]
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Love to stay and get abducted,
but we really have to be going.
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[grunting]
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[alarm blares]
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Take about superhuman
leg strength.
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I'd love I'd love to hear
your quad workout secret.
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Time to bungee
our way outta here.
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Right behind you, Sammy.
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That was close.
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OK, no more Miss Nice Spy.
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We really need Alex's help.
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That's weird.
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Alex is still at school.
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SAM: But it's almost midnight.
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[compowder beeping]
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CLOVER: Gotta hand it to her.
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The girl's got game.
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SAM: Yeah, and we're
about to interrupt it.
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BONITA: Come on, ladies.
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First rule of soccer,
develop a thick skull.
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[whistle]
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Sammy?
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Sorry to disturb you, Alex.
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But can we talk in
the hallway for a sec?
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Don't you think you're
taking this soccer
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thing a little too far?
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First, it was tryouts,
now practice till midnight?
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I know I haven't
exactly been pulling
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my weight on missions
lately, but don't worry,
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that's all gonna change.
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We're totally glad
to hear you say that.
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Just as soon as Bev
High wins regionals
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in a couple of months.
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00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,000
[compowder beeps]
269
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,533
Sorry to interrupt, girls,
but I just got the results.
270
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:33,067
First up, the dome contained
an experimental microchip
271
00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:35,867
designed to tap into
people's natural aggression.
272
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:36,767
Huh.
273
00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:38,167
Wasn't expecting that.
274
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:40,633
I also had the footprint
you sent analyzed.
275
00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:44,567
It's a very rare, very high end
soccer shoe made by the Forsa
276
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:45,500
Corporation of Portugal.
277
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,300
[gasps] Forsa?
278
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,800
Alex, just got the first
pair sold in Beverley Hills.
279
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:50,967
I helped her pick them out.
280
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,800
[sighs] Alex must
have accidentally
281
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,267
contaminated the
crime scene when
282
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:56,967
you three were investigating.
283
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,800
Thanks for the info, Jer.
284
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,033
Wait a second.
285
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:01,733
How could Alex contaminate
the crime scene
286
00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:02,933
when she wasn't even with us?
287
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,200
That's right.
288
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,000
You were supposed to
be at soccer practice.
289
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,300
I was at soccer
practice, all day.
290
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,000
You can even ask Coach Bikham.
291
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,433
BONITA: Hmm.
292
00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:15,133
Time to teach those nosy
girls a little soccer lesson.
293
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,433
[chuckles]
294
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,700
[zapping]
295
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,633
[sam and clover exclaim]
296
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:32,033
[alex grunts]
297
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:35,400
How's this for an answer?
298
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,233
I've heard of soccer
rage, but this ridiculous.
299
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,700
Alex is going have to kick
up her skin care regimen.
300
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,033
she's looking a little green.
301
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:43,500
[both gasp]
302
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:44,867
[whistle]
303
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,400
[grunting]
304
00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,233
That is no ordinary drop kick.
305
00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:09,700
[sam screams]
306
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,233
I've heard of sucker punches,
but that was a sucker ball.
307
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:26,533
[all laugh]
308
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,700
[music playing]
309
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,233
[sam groans]
310
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:43,333
And all this time I thought
soccer was a non-contact sport.
311
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:46,733
Have I mentioned I
really, really hate soccer?
312
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:53,300
Where are we?
313
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,433
CLOVER: Judging from that
field and those soccer nets,
314
00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:57,767
I'd have to say my
worst nightmare.
315
00:14:57,867 --> 00:15:00,500
I'll have us outta here faster
than you can say foul ball.
316
00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,400
[gasps]
317
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,167
They may have something
to say about that.
318
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:12,000
Leaving so soon?
319
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,467
But the fun's just
getting started.
320
00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:16,467
We've dealt with a lot of
crazy villains, but what could
321
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,200
you possibly want with
the Bev High soccer team?
322
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,533
I could've been a
great soccer player,
323
00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:25,200
but I was cut from the junior
girls championship soccer team
324
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:29,100
because they said I
lacked killer instinct.
325
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,800
[laughs] Not anymore.
326
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:35,933
I've assembled the best of the
best, my own personal killer
327
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:41,100
soccer team, and have used them
to hunt down my old teammates.
328
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,633
Haley?
329
00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:47,100
Gloria?
330
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,867
I will now have my revenge
in a special soccer match
331
00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:52,533
to the end.
332
00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:56,233
It's always to the
end with you villains.
333
00:15:56,333 --> 00:16:00,733
First rule of soccer,
develop a thick skull.
334
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,533
[sam and clover shout]
335
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:04,767
Coach Bikham must be using
some sort of mind control
336
00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:05,900
on Alex.
337
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,233
Either that or
she still mad that I
338
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,767
borrowed her kicky wristbands.
339
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,700
Take your positions.
340
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,800
Let the game begin.
341
00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:26,000
May the most
aggressive team win.
342
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:29,067
[grunting]
343
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:36,367
DIVA: Way to go, team, yeah!
344
00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:37,300
Score!
345
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,067
[whistle]
346
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,200
Sammy?
347
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,900
Could really use help here.
348
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,067
Ow!
349
00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:52,533
Hey, where's the ref
when you need him?
350
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,400
Huh?
351
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,700
[clinking]
352
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,667
Now that's a wow move.
353
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:31,200
[both scream]
354
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:39,233
You work with the fans,
you no good soccer bullies!
355
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:43,367
Any ideas on how to
take out aggresso gals?
356
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:44,367
Ow!
357
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,733
That's it.
358
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,267
The aggression microchip must
be what's controlling them.
359
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:52,467
Then where is it, and
why isn't it affecting us?
360
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:53,467
[screams]
361
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,400
I don't think those
are regulation cleats.
362
00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:03,733
It's definitely
not in the shoes.
363
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,133
They're all wearing
different ones.
364
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,667
Only one microchip
was stolen, remember?
365
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,367
It must be in the ball then.
366
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:10,700
But which one?
367
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,400
Remember when Alex became
super aggressive in the hall?
368
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,100
The microchip's in
the orange ball.
369
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:22,067
Time to finish you
once and for all.
370
00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:34,400
I wish I could tell
which one was which.
371
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,800
Looking for this?
372
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,800
Bring it on.
373
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,767
Hey, where'd she go?
374
00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:41,367
[gasps] Sammy!
375
00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:42,333
Behind you!
376
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:50,300
[clinking]
377
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:52,700
Ha!
378
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:02,033
Score a pass for you, Clover.
379
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,633
[whistle]
380
00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:05,033
Illegal holding.
381
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:09,167
Tell it to someone who cares.
382
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:10,000
Hmm.
383
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,967
Game over.
384
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,033
Uh-oh.
385
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:21,533
Oh, I surrender.
386
00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:22,700
What's going on?
387
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,200
Oh, my head.
388
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,300
[gasps] Would
someone mind telling
389
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,467
me what I'm doing playing
soccer in a stinky oil tanker?
390
00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:34,233
Let's just say Coach
Bikham had some killer plans
391
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,067
for your many soccer talents.
392
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:38,067
Guess I have a
little score to settle.
393
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,500
[bonita shouts]
394
00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:45,633
Wow.
395
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,700
Maybe soccer does have a
place in our spy arsenal.
396
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,600
Or not.
397
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:56,233
[music playing]
398
00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:04,767
I'm really sorry, Alex.
399
00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:06,133
You're sorry?
400
00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,700
I'm the one who should be
sorry for all the soccer
401
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,167
related mayhem I've caused.
402
00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:11,567
Gloria and Haley are safe
and everyone's memories
403
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,600
of the killer soccer
match have been erased.
404
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,200
I'm more worried about you.
405
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,933
Now that Coach
Bikham is in custody,
406
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:19,000
Bev High is once again
short of a soccer coach.
407
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,300
Aw, it's OK.
408
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,333
I think I've had enough
soccer for a while.
409
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:26,400
Hey, maybe I could join your
marathon math team after all.
410
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:30,033
Given the choice between math
and shopping, you pick math?
411
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,633
Remind me why I was worried.
412
00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:32,900
You two are beyond help.
413
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,700
[sam and alex laugh]
414
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,233
[electronic beeping]
415
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,100
Um, nice to see
you again, girls.
416
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,533
Kind of hard when
you're not even looking.
417
00:20:46,633 --> 00:20:48,867
OK, Jer, time to fuss up.
418
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:50,500
Mm.
419
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,767
What's so important that
you haven't looked once
420
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:54,733
from your computer all day?
421
00:20:54,833 --> 00:21:00,000
I guess you could say I'm
addicted to a new video game.
422
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:03,100
Video soccer to be exact.
423
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,300
Would you girls care for a game?
424
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,600
We could play three on one.
425
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,400
[all three exclaim]
426
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,133
ALL THREE: No, no, no, no, no!
427
00:21:12,033 --> 00:21:14,033
Guess soccer's
not for everybody.
428
00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:20,600
After years of
playing soccer, I've
429
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,967
developed Alex's patented stain
removal formula for getting
430
00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,900
out tough mud and grass stains.
431
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,433
To get started,
you'll need a pot
432
00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:30,600
full of cold tea, some
steel wool, and a rutabaga.
433
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,167
The tea lifts the stain.
434
00:21:32,267 --> 00:21:33,800
The rutabaga does
something, too.
435
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,333
I'm just not sure what.
436
00:21:35,433 --> 00:21:38,600
And finally, you wanna rub the
entire area with steel wool.
437
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,033
And viola.
438
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,700
As you can see, no more
mud and grass stains.
439
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,233
As for the tea and
rutabaga stains,
440
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,700
that's next weeks' lesson.
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