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[compowder beeping]
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[theme music]
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ANNOUNCER: Please
welcome to the stage
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everyone's favorite
billionaire, Thomas Hansen.
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Thank you for coming out
to see my fourth attempt
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to balloon around the world.
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I'm ecstatic that you all choose
to live vicariously through me.
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Au revoir.
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[engines roar]
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[cheering]
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[growling]
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I must be hungrier
than I thought.
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[growling]
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[gasp]
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[school bell]
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[chattering]
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Snow crab, salmon,
unagi, if I had my way,
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I'd eat sushi all the time.
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Agreed.
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Last one with a piece of
fish is a rotten tuna roll.
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How can you guys
eat when you're
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not up to date on the latest
gossip about the famously rich.
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Priorities girls, priorities.
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For example, did you know
that the power four trade
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hotels like baseball cards?
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The power four?
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Sounds like a team
of superheroes.
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Hopeless, much.
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Oh, Sammy.
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The power four are the four
richest people on the planet.
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There's Kimberly Kelley,
the hottest pop star around.
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And yes, she does
write her own music.
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Helena Simms, the fabulously
stylish talk show host.
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Chester Bates, the computer
genius and philanthropist.
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Wow, you think he's be able
to afford contact lenses.
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And Thomas Hansen,
world class adventurer,
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and all around dreamy rich guy.
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So they're all rich, so what?
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There are things in life
that matter more than money.
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Like what?
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Like, uhm, like lots of stuff.
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I mean just because they're
billionaires doesn't
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make them special.
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I'm sure deep down
they're just like us.
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You know, normal,
everyday people having who
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has the largest competition.
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If normal means having a
gagillion dollars, sign me up.
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[laughter]
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You girls focus too
much on material things.
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I'll show you that anyone can
do without pointless luxuries,
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starting with this
overpriced sushi lunch.
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Well I can help you there.
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I love sushi.
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[yelling]
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Thank you, Clover, but you
know the only kind of fish
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I enjoy comes with chips.
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Hands off, Jer.
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That floor food was my lunch.
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Lunch can wait.
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Girls, three of the
world's richest people
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have been abducted.
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[gasp] Wow, talk about
total synchronicity.
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Yeah, we were just
gossiping about them.
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Yeah, you two just
talking about them.
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I was looking away in disgust.
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[throat clearing]
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Oh, right. are there any
clues to their disappearance?
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Only one, and a
strange one at that.
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These strange digging
marks were found
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at the site of each abduction,
but we don't know who, or what,
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caused them.
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Well, don't worry.
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We'll get to the bottom of this.
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No one is going to kidnap
the fabulously wealthy
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on our watch.
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I'm sorry to
disappoint you, Clover,
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but your mission isn't
to solve this case.
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[gasps]
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Instead, your priority is
to protect what will probably
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be the next target,
Milan Stilton, hotel
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heiress and the world's
fifth richest person.
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[squealing]
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She's like our
favorite rich person.
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Her clothing
line is to die for.
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ALEX: And Fufu is, like,
the cutest dog ever.
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Oh please, she
is completely vapid
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and totally materialistic.
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And, hello, if the top three
richest people are missing,
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wouldn't it make more
sense that we protect
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the fourth richest person?
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Indeed it would, but Chester
Bates turned down our offer
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of protection, confident
that his security system
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could handle any intruders.
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Milan, on the other
hand, accepted our offer.
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Grudgingly, I might add.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: And
now for your gadgets.
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Today you'll be using the
earring communicators,
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heat sensor motion
detector sunglasses,
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drill heel boots, and the
emerald tracking pendant,
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which you'll be able
to track from anywhere
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using your ex powders.
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Forget it.
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I'm trying to give up material
possessions, not get more.
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Worry not, Sam it's for Milan.
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Fine, I'll take it, but
I don't have to like it.
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Good luck in
protecting Milan, girls.
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The abductor may
strike at any time.
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[screaming]
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Raw fish.
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I'll never understand it.
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It's not even
wrapped in newspaper.
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[motorcycle engine roaring]
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This settles it, there is no
such thing as too much pink.
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Gaudy much?
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You're just jealous
because you're
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not rich enough to pull it off.
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[screaming]
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Trouble, come on girls.
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[muffled grunts]
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[thud]
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ALEX: There they
are, the kidnappers.
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[gasp]
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[scream]
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SAM: That was easy.
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Yeah, almost like they
weren't putting up a fight.
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Milan, are you all right?
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What are you doing?
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How dare you lay a hand
on my magic finger ladies?
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Magic finger ladies?
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That doesn't sound very evil.
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That's because they're not.
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Now, I'm going to
assume that you're
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not my new maids, because if you
were, you'd already be fired.
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Hey, I'm Clover, and
this is Alex and Sam.
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We're the agents from
WOOHP sent to protect you.
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I guessed as much.
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Your horrible outfits
are a dead giveaway.
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What's wrong with our outfits?
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One piece jumpsuits?
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Please.
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They are so last
season bargain bin.
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Excuse me.
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Tell me you didn't
just say bargain bin.
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Sam, we're here to
protect her, remember?
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You whatever it is ill
mannered people like you do,
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as long as you don't disturb
me or my precious Fufu again.
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[dog whines]
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Aw, my little Fufu.
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Did their lack of
style scare you?
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[growls]
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Look, we don't like
this any more than you do.
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So we'll leave you
alone on one condition,
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you'll wear this
tracking pendant.
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Emerald?
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That color so does
not match my season.
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I like diamonds, big pink ones.
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I haven't seen this much
ice since last time we
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went to Antarctica.
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I'll wear your stupid
pendant as long as you
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keep her away from my jewelry.
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It's a deal.
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If you need us,
we'll be on patrol.
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CLOVER: Wait, can't we
play dress up please?
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Wow, this girl's
got pink on the brain.
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Hey Sammy, find anything yet?
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Nada, but I'm convinced
she has her lawn
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mowed with nail clippers.
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How about you Clover?
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I hit the jackpot.
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This closet is
bigger than my room.
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SAM: Are you actually
looking for a kidnappers,
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or are you just
day dreaming again?
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Fine.
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[muffled calls for help]
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What was that?
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Time for a better look.
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[phone rings]
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What is it, Jer?
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I've just received a distress
call from Chester Bates.
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I want to Alex and Clover
to check it out immediately.
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Sam, you keep an eye on Milan.
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We're on it
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Oh, I wonder what
his closets are like.
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Great, why do I get
to be the babysitter?
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All this extravagances
is giving me a headache.
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[panting]
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[screaming]
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Apparently this dude has
never heard of a beware
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of invisible wall sign.
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Well, his security
system is still up.
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Then how did
anyone get inside?
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Clover, look.
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Digging marks.
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And a tunnel.
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For elves, maybe.
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I mean, hello.
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Tiny much.
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Out of the way, Clover.
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These boots were
made for drilling.
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[splattering]
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Hey, if I wanted a mud
pack, I'd go to a spa.
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Either Chester
Bates was kidnapped,
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or he just had an awesome party.
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Maybe if we tidy up we
might find a clue two.
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Do I look like a
cleaning service to you?
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ALEX: Hey, check it
out, something shiny.
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A pink diamond.
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Gee, who do we know
who wears pink diamonds?
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All right Sam, you have way
too many material possessions.
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Now, I can cancel my fitness
mag subscriptions, donate
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my computer to a
school, and who needs
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more than three pairs of shoes?
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Like, everybody.
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But more importantly, Chester
Bates has been kidnapped.
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And we think Little Miss
Pink and Perfect is involved.
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But she's been lights
out the whole time.
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See?
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Milan hasn't moved for hours.
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Unless she took
her tracker off.
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[crash]
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There'd better be
a very good reason
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for kicking open my door again.
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Can't we just pretend
it never happened?
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And Fuzzy's been where?
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My little Fufu was
out doing her business.
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Is that a problem?
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It is for you.
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We found this diamond
at Chester's estate,
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and it matches the
diamonds on Fufu's collar.
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So we know you and your
little dog had something to do
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with Chester's kidnapping.
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Poor, little Fufu.
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The only thing she does
is take out the trash.
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[barking]
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Oh look, Fufu thinks
he's an attack dog.
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Isn't that adorable?
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[barking]
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I think someone's bark
is worse than their--
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[lasers powering up]
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[explosion]
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Lasers?
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[barking]
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What's that noise?
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I don't know, but it's
scrambling my brain.
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[shattering]
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This is worse
than country music.
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I am so proud
of you, yes I am.
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That's a good robot dog.
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Who ordered you from Japan?
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Who programmed you?
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That's right, I did.
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Who's a cutie wootie?
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Who's a cutie wootie?
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Where are we?
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We're trapped
in Milan's closet.
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You've got to help us.
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I knew there was something
fishy about that thumping I
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heard.
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And besides, any girl
that would make her summer
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coordinates with
her business casual
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is definitely hiding something.
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Oh good, you're all awake.
263
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Yeah, just in time for
you to tell us why you're
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kidnapping billionaires, Milan.
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[laughter] It's
simple, really.
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You see, I'm just not
satisfied being the fifth
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richest person in the world.
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Milan must be number one.
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And since I'm no
good at making money,
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the only way I can move up is
to take out the competition.
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And now that I've got
everyone wrapped up,
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I can take care of
them in one fell swoop,
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or should I say smooch?
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[laughter]
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What do you think
she meant by that?
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Who cares?
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Kimberly Kelley, I
am you biggest fan.
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Thanks.
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00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:52,700
Did you and Matthew
Ocean really breakup?
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I mean, I just read a feature
in Totally Loaded that
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says he's an awesome kisser.
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00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:58,567
Maybe this isn't the
best time to dish, Clover.
283
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,633
Au contraire, when
else are we going
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00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:02,733
to find out about the lives
of the obscenely rich?
285
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:07,100
So, Chester, is it true you have
more money than most countries?
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00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,633
Well, yes.
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00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:11,967
Then why don't you use it to
buying your way out of this?
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See, money can't
buy you everything.
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00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,833
Wow, chill, Sam.
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Sorry she's having major
materialism hostility issues.
291
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:22,300
Yeah, she's
practically a hippie.
292
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,267
Well I'd rather be a hippie
than a soulless own-it-all.
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[rumbling]
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00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:33,233
Um, I hate to interrupt,
but what was that?
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[gasp]
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The walls.
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[grunting]
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If we don't do
something quick,
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this is going to get messy.
300
00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:50,033
I've got an idea.
remember our yoga classes?
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Duh, we only go every week.
302
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,467
We need to do deep
breathing exercises.
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Ready?
304
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,433
OK, but I don't see--
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Deep breath in.
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Deep breath out.
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[heavy breathing]
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All the way out.
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And hold.
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00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,067
See?
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00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,067
Yoga's awesome and it's cheap.
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00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,733
Good job, Sam.
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00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,433
Yeah, I never would have thought
yoga could save our lives.
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00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:31,767
Ahem, tied up here.
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00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:32,767
[grunt]
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00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:34,767
This isn't working.
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00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:35,767
Out of the way.
318
00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:36,767
Drill boots, coming through.
319
00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:44,767
OK, bad idea.
320
00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:47,400
Take out the glass instead.
321
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,800
No problem.
322
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,267
OK, slight problem.
323
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,000
Get me out of here.
324
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,967
What can we do?
325
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:02,200
Don't worry, we'll get
you out of here somehow.
326
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,700
That glass is just
too hard to break.
327
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,533
And what's harder than glass?
328
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,500
Diamonds, right.
329
00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:14,367
[glass breaking]
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00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,567
I'm liking Milan less and less.
331
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:21,833
Told you.
332
00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:24,367
But, her clothing line is
still completely styling.
333
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:28,033
Speaking of Milan, I
wonder where she is now.
334
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,400
Come on, Sam.
335
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,133
No way she's still wearing
that tracking pendant.
336
00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:37,633
She'd have to be a total
airhead not to take it off.
337
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,767
I've always dreamed
of being on the cover
338
00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:52,700
of Totally Loaded magazine.
339
00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:02,300
Who dares interrupt
my finest moment?
340
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,700
We dare.
341
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,367
And if appearing in a crummy
magazine is your finest moment,
342
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:08,767
then you seriously
need to get a life.
343
00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:11,367
Hey, I like that magazine.
344
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:13,700
You're supposed
to be jam by now.
345
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,933
No matter.
346
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:21,967
Fufu, take care of
these mean, nasty girls.
347
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:24,533
[growling]
348
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,567
[barking]
349
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:30,500
Not again.
350
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,467
I think I know how
to block him out.
351
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,433
Quick, stuff it in your ears.
352
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,867
That's right, puppy dog.
353
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:49,967
Keep on barking, cause
we can't hear you
354
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:52,500
[growling]
355
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:02,800
[crunch]
356
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:06,333
Wow, Fufu's hardcore.
357
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,300
Here, fetch.
358
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,500
[explosion]
359
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,767
Maybe we should play
a different game.
360
00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:16,133
Let's see if he can eat this.
361
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:30,700
[gasp]
362
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,233
[scream]
363
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,633
[splash]
364
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:42,933
That's it.
365
00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:45,833
Time for Fufu to take a bath.
366
00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:48,800
That can be arranged.
367
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,567
Hey Fufu, over here.
368
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,033
[growling]
369
00:18:57,533 --> 00:19:01,267
Yeah, over here you overpriced
excuse for a real dog.
370
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:09,567
Oh no, I'm trapped on the
end of this diving board.
371
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:14,333
If that terrible dog was to leap
at me, I'd have nowhere to go.
372
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,900
[splash]
373
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,667
Nice job, Alex.
374
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,567
I knew all those years of
balance beam would pay off.
375
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,067
You think this is over?
376
00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,833
It's not over.
377
00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:42,433
Do you know who I am?
378
00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:45,800
Yeah you're the person getting
150 years for kidnapping.
379
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,567
You can't do this to me.
380
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,133
I'm too rich to go to jail.
381
00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:05,600
Excellent work, agents.
382
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,300
Who would have guessed
that our kidnapper
383
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,733
was the very person you were
protecting from the kidnapper?
384
00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:13,767
Yeah, it's a
real mind twister.
385
00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:16,233
Thanks very much
for saving us.
386
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:17,367
Indeed, good show there.
387
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,133
Uh, yeah.
388
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:21,033
That was like right on.
389
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:23,833
If there is any way
we can reward you--
390
00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:26,100
Oh, that's no
necessary-- wait, you
391
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,933
guys are billionaires right?
392
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:30,000
And I just happen to
need a new wardrobe.
393
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,700
Oh, and I would die
for my own private gym.
394
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,367
What about you, Sam ?
395
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,533
I could totally
use a private island,
396
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:38,867
and a matching private yacht so
I can get to my private island.
397
00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:42,033
How great would that be?
398
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:45,067
Thank you, but WOOHP
agents do not accept gifts.
399
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:46,800
Doing a good job is our reward.
400
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,100
Wait, don't call
it a gift, then.
401
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,900
We accept tips or honorariums.
402
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,933
Christmas bonus?
403
00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:05,667
Come on, please?
404
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:09,300
So much for giving up
material possessions.
405
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,467
A matching yacht and island?
406
00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:12,367
How tacky.
407
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,267
Did you know that the colors you
wear totally reflect your mood?
408
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,100
Like black means that you're
bummed and probably like
409
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,500
zombies and bats and stuff.
410
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,967
But yellow means you're
happy and you love bananas.
411
00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:31,767
Of course, if you add
white boots to the mix,
412
00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:32,867
that means that
you have to treat
413
00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:33,833
black as if it was yellow.
414
00:21:33,933 --> 00:21:35,233
Or is it orange?
415
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,767
But orange means you're
optimistic about the
416
00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:37,900
future-- wait, or is it red?
417
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,033
No, maybe green.
418
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,500
Maybe we should just
all wear mood rings.
419
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,233
It would make
things a lot easier.
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