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[chattering]
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[laughing]
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Boy, I really cracked
them up tonight.
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Ha ha.
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So my adoring public
wants an autograph.
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Well, it'll cost you.
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[playing accordion]
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[shouting]
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[cackling]
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Wow.
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I found your lecture on cold
fusion to be so interesting,
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Mr. Roberts.
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May I clean those
test tubes for you?
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Thank you, Sam.
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It's wonderful to see a student
so interested in chemistry.
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Oh, hi, Sam.
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I guess you were serious
when you said you'd
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hit up Mr. R for extra credit.
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Is it working?
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[laughing nervously]
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Oh, what a total coincidence.
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That's my favorite movie too.
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I love the part when--
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Clover.
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Is this the guy you said you
were majorly crushing on?
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Oh, he's just as cute
as you say he was.
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[nervous sounds]
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You know, she really,
really likes you.
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OK.
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I'll leave you two
love birds alone.
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Way to totally blow it, Alex.
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You are the absolute
worst at keeping a secret.
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What are you
guys talking about?
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I'm an expert at
keeping secrets.
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Hello.
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Remember that time we had to
cancel a party because you
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told the neighbors about it?
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Or the time you told my
English teacher I downloaded
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my essay from the internet?
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None of those
were my fault. I can
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totally keep things to myself.
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I didn't tell Sam that you
lost her favorite CD, did I?
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Oops.
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Wait.
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You lost my CD?
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I--I didn't really lose it.
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I just kind of lent
it to this guy and--
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[growling]
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[laughing nervously]
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Oh, where did they come from.
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Oh, look it at
the little babies.
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[shouting]
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Welcome, super spies.
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How did you like the babies
from the WOOHP daycare?
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They were cute,
but not so cuddly.
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Hey, new tie, Jer?
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I love it.
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You always know
exactly what to wear.
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Well, I once was runner
up in the Most Dapper
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Man in Manchester Contest.
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But Sam, didn't you say
that Jerry's taste in clothes
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was hideous?
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[growling]
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So Jer, what's up?
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Yes.
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Well, people in the
entertainment district
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are being attacked by
a mysterious entity.
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Strangely, the
attacks have only been
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on performers like singers,
comedians, and magicians.
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Whoa, tough crowd.
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I want you girls to go
there and investigate.
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Gladys will supply
you with some gadgets
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to help you on your mission.
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GLADYS: I'm giving you
personal fingernail darts,
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low gravity go-go boots,
net-throwing mascara,
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and the lipstick
microphone camera,
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and a new item, red
heat throat lozenges.
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How do they work?
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I'm glad you asked.
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Time for a little demonstration.
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Off to the Dojo.
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[gong]
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The red heat throat lozenge.
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As soon as the lozenge
comes into contact
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with your salivary
glands, it releases--
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[gasping]
Oh, dear.
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Not now.
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It releases-- [gasping].
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[whoosh]
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Uh, thanks for the demo, Jer.
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I think we get the idea.
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The red heat lozenges are
good for melting objects
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and for clearing one's sinuses.
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OK, Alex.
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We've got some
really juicy gossip,
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but you can't tell anyone.
- Don't worry.
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It's safe with me.
Just tell me.
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Tell me.
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OK.
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[choking]
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Really?
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Gladys?
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I don't believe it.
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Remember.
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You can't tell anyone.
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You have to keep it a
secret to regain our trust.
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Don't worry.
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It's in the vault.
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Most of the performers are
being attacked in this area.
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The latest incident
occurred at this club
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to a magician named
The Amazing Molotov.
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- [crying]
- Excuse me.
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Are you The Amazing Molotov?
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[gasping]
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What's with the outfit?
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You want a crowd laughing
with you, not at you.
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She's lost her voice.
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So you petted a
goat that bi you.
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You bet a giant bag
of candy to a baby.
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No, no.
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I've got it.
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You opened a box, and a
cat jumped at your face.
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I've got it.
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We'll just get her to
write down what happened.
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What does it say?
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I'm not sure.
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Her handwriting isn't that good.
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Besides, it's in Russian.
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Oh, this isn't
getting us anywhere.
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[phone ringing]
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Hm?
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It's Jerry.
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Girls, there's been reports
of a suspicious figure
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prowling around the concert
hall down the street.
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Jer, what do you know
about gla-- glasses.
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You know, glasses?
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Like sunglasses.
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Oh, never mind.
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[cheering]
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Sounds like we've
crashed a concert.
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We're going to need a better
view to find our suspect.
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[music playing]
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Yeah!
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Woohoo!
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This is perfect.
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A, ha, ha.
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I'll say.
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I can't believe I'm
at a Valet concert.
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Isn't he dreamy?
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These will look
great in my locker.
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Uh, we're supposed to
be looking for a suspect,
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not starting a fan club.
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Wait, I think I see him.
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Clover, cut the swooning
and start zooming.
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CLOVER: He's either our
guy or just geek waiting
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to get his accordion signed.
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[playing accordion]
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[screaming]
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[muttering]
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CLOVER: Valet has lost
his beautiful voice.
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And worse, he
looks like a clown.
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Come on.
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Our suspect is getting away.
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After him.
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I thought accordions
were bad enough,
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but now they steal
people's voices too?
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[zapping]
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Hurry.
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[gasping]
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[shouting]
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[crashing]
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[laughing]
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Let's get him.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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Excuse us.
Sorry about that.
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It's fine.
Really.
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No, excuse me.
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OK, buddy.
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Your recital is over.
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Hey, your aim is
as bad your music
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[zooming]
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[shouting]
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[panting]
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[gasping]
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[coughing]
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[squealing]
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Whoa.
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Fashion disaster of
the century much?
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White paint.
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It must come from Mr. Accordion.
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I'll send it to
WOOHP for analysis.
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Oh, don't worry.
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You guys look great.
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In fact, it'll probably
start a new trend at school.
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Everyone's going to be
doing it in no time.
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Well, girls.
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I've got something
that will help you--
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[gasping]
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Oh, my goodness.
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What happened to you?
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[clearing throat]
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Whatever happened, it's great.
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What a unique, um, look,
and such stylish uniforms.
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A trend just waiting to happen.
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[giggling]
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Well, sorry, Sam.
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I'm all out of crackers.
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But here.
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Try these devices.
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They'll help you communicate.
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Just type into it, and it'll
translate your text into words.
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COMPUTER: Testing
one, two, three.
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Alex says she hates the way
the computer voice sounds.
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She rather use puppets
to get her points across.
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[shouting] What on
Earth are you doing?
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Rather low tech, but I
suppose that could work too.
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COMPUTER: At least now,
she'll have a hard time
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telling people's secrets.
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GLADYS: I analyzed
the white pages again.
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It contains traces of
DNA from a mime who
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goes by the name of Jazz Hands.
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So this Jazz Hands must be
the one behind the attacks.
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But why is he stealing
people's voices?
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COMPUTER: Let's find
him and ask him.
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Jazz Hand's last known
address is around here.
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I think we should use
our hologram projection
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mood rings to help us fit in.
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Well, at least we aren't clowns.
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COMPUTER: Speak for yourself.
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Oh, but it works
for you, Sammy.
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COMPUTER: Yeah, like, whatever.
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I have a feeling that Jazz
Hands has been here recently.
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COMPUTER: Where's Alex?
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[squeaking]
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OK.
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The socks were bad enough.
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This is ridiculous.
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Well, oh well.
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What do we have here?
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What's with those
super weak costumes?
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See, Stewart?
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I told you they were
clueless losers.
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[scoffing] What are
you two doing together?
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Oh, I owe it all to Alex.
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If she didn't blab
about your secret crush,
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I never would have
stolen him away from you.
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[squeaking]
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What are you doing?
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Stop it, Alex.
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You're like, totally
freaking us out.
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COMPUTER: We mean you no harm.
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I always thought you
guys were like, freaks,
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but this takes the cake.
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Sorry, Clover.
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I could never hang
out with somebody
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with such weird friends.
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Thanks, Alex.
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[squeaking]
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No, you can't have gravel
flavored ice cream.
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We're here to find
Jazz Hand's home.
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COMPUTER: Guys, over here.
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That's got to be the place.
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[playing accordion]
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COMPUTER: That
must be Jazz Hands.
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CLOVER: He's showing footage
of himself performing.
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What an ego.
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COMPUTER: He's not very good.
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No wonder.
270
00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:03,833
An accordion playing mime.
271
00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:05,067
Like, get a clue.
272
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,333
And it looks like he's
got raging jealousy
273
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:12,067
issues with other performers.
274
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:15,867
[gasping]
275
00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:16,867
What?
276
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:17,800
What's going on?
277
00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:26,667
You know a ballerina that
has salt in her eyes?
278
00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:30,900
You've always dreamed of
being a window washer?
279
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,233
You want to buy a
lamp at a free market.
280
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:35,933
Uh.
281
00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:37,667
[gasping] Jazz Hands.
282
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:47,333
Too bad you couldn't just
mime your own business.
283
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,400
Hey.
284
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,500
I thought mimes weren't
supposed to talk.
285
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,200
Oh, that's just a
misconception perpetuated
286
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,733
by the mime-hating media.
287
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:58,333
In fact, we are all
allowed to talk offstage.
288
00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:00,767
Why would I have a
telephone if I didn't talk?
289
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:05,367
That would be ridiculous, as
well as a total waste of money.
290
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:09,767
COMPUTER: Can we
get on with this?
291
00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:11,367
You can' talk to me like that.
292
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,533
I am the world's greatest mime.
293
00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:16,033
[whooshing]
294
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,600
I have a diploma from the
International Mime Academy.
295
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:28,033
You may not understand the
intricate craft of mime,
296
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:30,733
but you will respect me.
297
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:33,467
[whooshing]
298
00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:36,767
COMPUTER: This mime
means business.
299
00:13:36,867 --> 00:13:38,333
[laughing]
300
00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:40,300
[gasping]
301
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:44,667
Huh?
302
00:13:44,767 --> 00:13:48,900
[grunting]
303
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,300
So I suppose you don't want
to talk things through, huh?
304
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:56,267
No one shall defeat
the power of the mime.
305
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,033
Ya!
306
00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:00,967
[whooshing]
307
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:04,467
[grunting]
308
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:09,767
OK.
309
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,567
This is totally not cool.
310
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,233
Being a mime isn't
about being cool.
311
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,400
It's about the art
of body movement,
312
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,967
subtle gestures,
nonverbal communication.
313
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,600
Something you'll
come to understand.
314
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,067
That was just the opening act.
315
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:27,867
It's time for the star of
the show, the ultimate mime
316
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:33,400
weapon, the invisible box.
317
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,533
OK.
318
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:36,800
Anyone else feeling a
little claustrophobic?
319
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,967
Ah, there's no
point in struggling.
320
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:40,367
You can't get out.
321
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:44,033
Ingenious in its simplicity,
the invisible box
322
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,000
is harder than it looks.
323
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,367
COMPUTER: Why are
you doing this?
324
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,433
I've been shunned
by the arts community
325
00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:53,133
because they don't
understand my genius.
326
00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:57,333
So I'm going to turn the entire
world into a silent world.
327
00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:58,600
Ah!
328
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,900
Then everyone will realize
how difficult mimehood is.
329
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,767
Not just anyone can be a mime.
330
00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:04,667
It's a craft.
331
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:07,233
A craft, I tell you.
332
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:10,333
[cackling maniacally]
333
00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:16,700
I'm not sure how
it was possible,
334
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,667
but now I hate mimes even more.
335
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:20,133
COMPUTER: I'm suffocating.
336
00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:23,567
We've gotta get out of here
before we run out of air.
337
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:26,067
COMPUTER: I think
I know a way out.
338
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:29,300
Help me rock this
box back and forth.
339
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,067
[shouting]
340
00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:34,800
[shattering glass]
341
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,600
Now we've got to stop Jazz
Hands, or everyone in the world
342
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:41,700
will be wearing those
same hideous outfits.
343
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,433
Sorry.
344
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:46,433
If I were a mime,
where would I go?
345
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:47,233
Ew.
346
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:51,333
Like I'd ever be a mime.
347
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:55,333
[whooshing]
348
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,733
[helicopter]
349
00:16:01,267 --> 00:16:02,733
You all laughed at me.
350
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:05,667
Well, now, I am laughing at you.
351
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:06,667
Hear this.
352
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,600
[cackling]
353
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,567
[whooshing]
354
00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:15,500
Time for our jet
pack backpacks.
355
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,433
[whooshing]
356
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:19,833
Come on, Sam.
357
00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:21,267
Get that white-face loser.
358
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:22,367
Oh, sorry about that.
359
00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:29,500
Ah, the critics of
mimehood never stop.
360
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,867
Like they always say,
a true artist is never
361
00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:35,900
understood during his time.
362
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,267
[whooshing]
363
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,667
Just like your career,
Jazz Hands, your going down.
364
00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:46,233
[cackling] So you think.
365
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:49,967
But you'll find that we
mimes are full of surprises.
366
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:52,633
We are silent, but violent.
367
00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:54,500
[cackling]
368
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:58,433
[crying out]
369
00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:01,800
Did he just
silent, but violent?
370
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,200
Apprentice mimes,
eliminate them.
371
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:08,200
Ah.
372
00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:13,467
[growling]
373
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:16,400
[grunting]
374
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,333
Hey, check it out.
375
00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:21,700
I'm miming.
376
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,667
[growling]
377
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:26,033
I deserve that.
378
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:29,133
[whooshing]
379
00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:34,333
It's time for the
fingernail darts.
380
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:37,233
[whooshing]
381
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,500
[shouting]
382
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,833
Gladys, we need someone
to pick up some bad guys.
383
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,533
I'm sending over
some coordinates.
384
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:54,267
I won't let you
talkies ruin my plan.
385
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:57,767
The show is over, Jazz Hands.
386
00:17:57,867 --> 00:17:59,867
Ah, mimes aren't quitters.
387
00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:02,733
We never stop bringing
joy and pleasure
388
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,900
to audiences everywhere.
389
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000
[whooshing]
390
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:10,567
Oh.
391
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:15,633
Whoa!
392
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,433
COMPUTER: This balloon
On out of control.
393
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,900
Gee, I never
would have guessed.
394
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,267
What's the matter, girls?
395
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:28,367
Not enjoying my performance?
396
00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:29,967
How typical.
397
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:33,533
Unfortunately, you won't
be around for the encore.
398
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:34,500
Mime sense tingling.
399
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,333
COMPUTER: Help.
400
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:41,233
Sam.
401
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:51,500
[whooshing]
402
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:03,133
Why don't you just give up
and let mimes rule the world?
403
00:19:03,233 --> 00:19:05,667
Do I really need
to answer that?
404
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,233
We can't keep this up.
405
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,067
We're going to need a plan.
406
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,533
[whimpering]
407
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,133
That's perfect.
408
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:43,200
Did ever you consider that
everyone hates your act
409
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,133
because you're not very good?
410
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:46,833
That's so untrue.
411
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:51,767
But yet your words hurt me.
412
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:52,933
What are you doing?
413
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,400
Unhand me.
414
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,667
Waa!
415
00:19:56,767 --> 00:20:00,067
[shouting]
416
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:03,033
Here's my review of
your latest performance.
417
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,433
There isn't a cell
strong enough to hold me.
418
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:11,100
Mimes are resilient.
419
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,900
There's no way you'll stop me.
420
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,500
Alex, can we get
some quiet time.
421
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,033
[zapping]
422
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:27,233
Great job, spies.
423
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,600
Jazz Hands will have a long
time to perfect his craft
424
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,633
in our WOOHP detention center.
425
00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:32,633
Thanks, Gladys.
426
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,367
It's good to have my voice back.
427
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,267
GLADYS: Luckily, we were
able to reverse the effects
428
00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:39,700
on everyone Jazz Hands attacked
by careful manipulation
429
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,633
of his accordion.
430
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:43,467
Gladys, I have to know.
431
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:46,400
Did you ask out Jerry's
photocopier yet?
432
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,600
GLADYS: What are
you talking about?
433
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,800
Everyone knows that you have
a crush Jerry's photocopier
434
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,667
and you don't want
Jerry to know.
435
00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:56,000
I think it's really cute.
436
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:56,933
Alex.
437
00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:58,633
That was a secret.
438
00:20:58,733 --> 00:20:59,567
That's it.
439
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:00,567
You leave us no choice.
440
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:01,533
I didn't mean it.
441
00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:02,933
It just slipped out.
442
00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:05,100
Just give me one more chance.
443
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,733
My photocopier?
444
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,000
GLADYS: Oh, please.
445
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,467
There's no time for
inter-office romances.
446
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,733
[giggling]
447
00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:22,333
Today's topic is how a
smart girl can impress a boy.
448
00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:23,800
As you know, the brain
is the major organ
449
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,800
of the central nervous
system and the control center
450
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,367
for all the body's activities.
451
00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:29,200
The brain is also
an important tool
452
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,833
that can be used to show that
special someone that there is
453
00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:33,400
more to you than meets the eye.
454
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,700
Sammy, it's your new
hunky boyfriend, Vincent.
455
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,800
Vincent, me was waiting.
456
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:40,433
You call your phone
to me thing call.
457
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,433
Me.
458
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:44,400
Uh, hey, even a smart
girl like myself
459
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:47,433
can have a brain freeze
every once in a while.
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