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[theme music]
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Dinner!
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Dinner!
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Wha?
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This is Agent Smiley in
the containment center.
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I need to report an escape.
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[punching]
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[laughing]
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Quick, Niya, we have
to get out of here.
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Not so fast, Evan.
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Guess again, evil villain!
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Niya, wait.
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It's me, Evan.
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Oh!
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[sighing]
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[groaning]
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It's official.
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That was the worst
movie I've ever seen.
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Guess that's why they
call it Mission Improbable.
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More like Mission Cha Right,
Never In a Million Years.
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On account of Niya's
hair would be way
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messed up from that bulky mask.
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Why can't someone make a
decent spy flick for once?
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My sentiments exactly.
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[screaming]
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Which is why I need to
see you ladies right away.
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Since when does Jerry
care about spy flicks?
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Since right now.
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Girls, I have exciting news.
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My dream of becoming a
professional thespian
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is finally coming true!
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Professional thespian?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about this!
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(SINGING) Let's all
walk around the garden,
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let's take a drift
down the stream.
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Let's have a stroll to
the beach, my friend,
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we'll eat strawberries
and cream.
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Whoa.
Purple tights!
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Now that's what
I call a tragedy.
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It's a comedy, actually.
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"Pipster."
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I was the lead.
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Ever since college when I
minored in musical theater,
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I've wanted to be an
actor, and now I can.
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Okhram Areomole, a major
Hollywood director,
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has tapped me to star in his
latest big-budget spy flick,
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"0067."
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You?
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Indeed, me.
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Who better to play a
spy than a real spy?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Maybe an actor?
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Ooh!
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Like a Rad Pitt or
that hunky Dude Shaw.
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The reason spy flicks
are so unrealistic
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is because actors don't
know how to portray spies.
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Whoa.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you saying this director
knows your secret identity?
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Oh, don't be so naive, Sam.
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These Hollywood types
know everything.
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It's called being in the know.
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But you're not the
type that becomes a star.
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I am.
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I mean, no offense, but aren't
you a little past your prime?
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Oh, I get it.
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6, 7, 67!
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That must be
referring to his age!
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Joke all you want, girls,
but the fact of the matter
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is, yours truly is headed
for the silver screen.
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This is crazy.
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How are you going to run
a spy agency while you're
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off shooting a movie?
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I'm not.
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You three are.
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[gasping]
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I'm turning the day-to-day
operations of WOOHP
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over to you while I'm on set.
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After all, you're
super spies now.
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You can handle it.
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No, we can't.
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Not with school work and boys
and shopping and boys and--
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It's only for a few weeks
while I'm in Hollywood,
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until my film wraps.
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Then I'll be back and in charge.
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Just stick to this agenda
and you'll do fine.
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Agenda?
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But I'm no good with agendas!
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Jerry!
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Hmm.
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Guess I must be early.
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Jer, baby!
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You made it!
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Ah, Mr. Areomole.
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So good to see you.
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Please, call me Okhram.
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Will do, Okhram.
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Am I the first one here?
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Perhaps I should take the
time to go over the script.
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Script?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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This is cinema verite.
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It's done fast and on the fly.
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Oh, of course.
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Verite.
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How cutting edge.
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So here's a little
prop I cooked up.
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It's got a liquid
trampoline, rubber dissolver,
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laser glass cutter,
and most importantly,
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Double 067's signature weapon--
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the freeze ray.
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All pretend, of course.
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Amazing.
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It looks almost real.
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Well that's the magic
of Hollywood, Jer.
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Now, the evil villain
Lorenzo will soon pull
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out of his estate in his car.
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His plan-- to rob the museum
of the Taylor diamond,
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depriving the world
of its beauty.
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Fiend!
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Exactamundo.
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It's 0067's duty to stop
him like a real spy would.
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Using his fake gadgets, that is.
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This is terribly exciting.
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I can't wait to get started.
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Good.
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Because here we go.
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And action!
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[squealing tires]
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What are you
doing, you maniac?
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Not I, tis you
who is the maniac.
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Hey!
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Agh!
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You'll hear from my
lawyer, you freak!
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Stealing isn't cool, Lorenzo.
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But this is!
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Cut!
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Brilliant!
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You're a natural, Jer.
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Thank you, though I must
say, it all felt so real--
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with the gadget, the
tires dissolving.
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Well that's
special effects, Jer.
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These guys are the cream
of the crop in their field.
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Well done, indeed.
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Perhaps I should
also congratulate
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my fellow thespian.
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Oh.
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Method actor.
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You know how it is.
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They hate to break character
even when the scene wraps.
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Oh, of course.
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I dabble in method
acting myself.
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Excellent.
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So I'll meet you at the
next location, Jerry baby.
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I'm sure your second scene will
be as brilliant as your first.
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Indeed!
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[evil laugh]
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Restock toilet paper
in the WOOHP bathrooms?
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Order lunch for all
the in-house agents?
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Doesn't Jerry know the
meaning of the word delegate?
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Duh.
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He delegated all of WOOHP to us.
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Good point.
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Well there's got to be
someone we can delegate to.
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We're super spies.
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[groans] OK, how
are we supposed
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to work with that going on?
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: It's a
red alert, super spies.
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Awesome!
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A red alert's definitely more
important than toilet paper
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restocking.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: The head of a
major Hollywood movie studio
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has been reported missing.
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He never arrived at work.
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The last place he was seen was
in his Hollywood Hills home.
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I get to save a Hollywood
movie studio mogul?
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This is so my
chance to break in.
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Hey!
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We should give Jerry a call.
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After all, he's in Hollywood.
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Maybe he's seen something.
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Good thinking, Alex.
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If anything's going on, Jerry's
going to be all over it.
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He's not one to miss a clue.
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(SINGING) Mi,
mi, mi, mi, mi, mi!
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My, my, my, my, my--
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[phone ringing]
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(SINGING) --mo, mo mo, mo--
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Hello?
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It's us, Jer.
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We just got a red alert, and--
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Look, girls, I'm in the
middle of my vocal exercises.
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It takes immense concentration.
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So whatever is going on,
you'll just have to handle it.
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Ugh!
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Talk about rude!
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Maybe the stress of
celebrity is getting to him.
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Either way, looks
like we'll have
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to solve this one on our own.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: Perhaps a
gadget or two might help.
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Here are the heat sensor
motion detector sunglasses,
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ultra inflatable tech
vest, and the wind tunnel
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9000 tornado blast hair dryer.
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Boring much.
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We're super spies now.
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As in, where's the bling, Glad?
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That's more like it!
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We'll take three.
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But we don't even
know what it does.
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Who cares?
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It's beautiful, and
sometimes, isn't that enough?
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[sighs]
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: The
cashmere is actually--
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Hold that thought, Glad.
Got to jet!
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Hollywood awaits.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: Ladies.
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Are you sure Jerry won't
mind if we borrow his jet?
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We're in charge, remember?
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So we might as well
enjoy the perks.
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Totally.
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I mean, we're
going to Hollywood.
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And if we can't arrive
in limo, we have
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to take the next best thing.
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Even if we don't
know how to drive it!
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Whoa!
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I'm flying!
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So, this is what
a big wig studio
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mogul's house looks like.
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Nice!
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Everything seems normal.
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To the naked eye, maybe.
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Hmm.
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Thought for sure the heat sensor
motion detector sunglasses
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would reveal something.
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Hey!
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What gives?
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Littering.
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Which is so uncool.
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Sammy, wait.
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I think there's some
writing on that paper.
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Bingo.
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We have our first lead, girls.
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Now all we need to do is
a handwriting analysis.
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In this next scene, you'll
infiltrate the office of Evil
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Evelyn, and take her
out with your freeze ray
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before she calls her
cronies out of retirement
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for one last heist.
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No probs, Okhram, baby.
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That's my star.
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Whoa!
Oh!
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Ugh!
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These things are totally
ruining my manicure.
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Just put them in a
file cabinet for now.
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We'll alphabetize later.
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Hmm.
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Wrong button.
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Wonder what it does?
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[sirens]
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[yelling]
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Manicure 911 here!
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Oh!
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Like I said, I'm
no good with agendas.
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Clover, Alex, I
have the results
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of the writing analysis.
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Then why do you look
like the girl at the prom
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without a date?
268
00:11:57,367 --> 00:12:00,367
Because it reveals that the
handwriting belongs to Jerry!
269
00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:01,533
Our Jerry?
270
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:02,600
Impossible!
271
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:03,533
The program must be buggy.
272
00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,767
Ready it again.
273
00:12:05,867 --> 00:12:07,767
Aw, another red alert?
274
00:12:07,867 --> 00:12:09,100
G.L.A.D.I.S.: Double red alert.
275
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,267
There's a crime in progress.
276
00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:13,733
An alarm has been triggered
at the headquarters of
277
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,800
another major Hollywood studio.
278
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:18,400
Seems like someone has a
major beef with Hollywood.
279
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,067
They must have seen
"Mission Improbable!"
280
00:12:26,633 --> 00:12:29,267
Yes, J.R., we're schmoozing
with the EP about the pre-pro
281
00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:31,067
on the indy prod
rom com, but the ID
282
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,333
is giving us a hard time.
283
00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:38,500
[laser noise]
284
00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:42,767
Ah!
285
00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:43,767
Freeze, Evelyn!
286
00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:45,733
And I mean that literally.
287
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,500
Cut!
288
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,000
Magnifique!
289
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,133
You're a natural, 0067!
290
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,633
You're going to be
huge at the box office!
291
00:12:56,733 --> 00:13:00,900
Well, It does come naturally.
292
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,500
Hold it right there, intruder.
293
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,467
Jerry?
294
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,200
Girls?
295
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,667
What's going on here?
296
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,533
What's going on is
we're shooting a movie,
297
00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:12,267
and you're interrupting!
298
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,600
Uh, if this is a
movie, then why does
299
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,700
she look so seriously freaky?
300
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,767
Maybe the handwriting
analysis wasn't wrong after all.
301
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,433
Maybe Jerry is involved.
302
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:24,733
It's called
method acting, Sam.
303
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:27,700
You'll have to excuse them,
they know nothing of the craft.
304
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,733
Now, please leave.
305
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,267
Can't you see I'm busy?
306
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:31,933
We're not here
to see you, Jer.
307
00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:34,067
We're here on official
WOOHP business.
308
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:36,533
Such passion.
309
00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:39,900
Did anyone ever tell you girls
you should be in pictures?
310
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,833
Only every day.
311
00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,267
This is too wonderful.
312
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,867
You three are just perfect
for the junior spy roles.
313
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:46,800
Just stand here.
314
00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:51,733
And
315
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,733
[boing]
- Action!
316
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,333
[screaming]
317
00:13:56,433 --> 00:14:00,233
Your stunts in this movie
are truly magnificent, Okhram!
318
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,733
It's got to look real, or
no one will believe it, right?
319
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,733
[screaming]
320
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,300
What are we gonna do?
321
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,700
[screaming]
322
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,133
I don't know.
323
00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:12,133
But when I dreamed of
leaving my mark on Hollywood,
324
00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:14,700
this so isn't what
I had in mind.
325
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,867
Don't worry, girls.
326
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:17,500
All you have to do
is hold on tight,
327
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,200
and hope we don't land
on anything pointy.
328
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,700
Now that's what I call
a killer action scene!
329
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,233
Yeah.
330
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,900
Only somehow I don't think we'll
make it into the final cut.
331
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,100
Totally.
332
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,667
I mean, there's so
obviously something
333
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,100
up with that Okhram character.
334
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,267
You mean the way
he's brainwashed Jerry?
335
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,867
Well that, and the way he
launched me through a window
336
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,700
instead of using
me in his movie.
337
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,867
Hello?
338
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,467
What kind of loser
director is he?
339
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:47,467
Come on.
340
00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:48,600
I think it's time
to do some digging
341
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,167
into Okhram's credit list.
342
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,767
I knew it!
343
00:14:58,867 --> 00:14:59,933
He doesn't even have credits.
344
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,800
This guy is not an
a-list director.
345
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,200
No wonder he doesn't
know talent when
346
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,067
it's staring him in the face.
347
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:08,200
Maybe we need to come at
it from a different angle.
348
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,433
Let's do a search on
WOOHP's past baddies.
349
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,100
Look at that!
350
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,600
Marco Lumiere escaped from a
WOOHP prison a few days ago!
351
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,967
Hey!
352
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:20,733
He's the wannabe who
couldn't break into showbiz,
353
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:24,267
so he forced everyone, including
us, to be in his lame-o movie.
354
00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:31,000
Looks like he's back!
355
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,900
Girls, Okhram Aremeole
is Marco Lumiere!
356
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,133
So he changed his name and face,
but his MO is still the same.
357
00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:39,000
And this time
he's using poor Jer
358
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,933
to do his dirty work by
tricking him into taking
359
00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:42,633
out Hollywood's top execs.
360
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,633
We've got to get to Jer
before Lumiere decides
361
00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:46,100
he doesn't need him any more.
362
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,033
And I know just
where to find them.
363
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:50,367
Lumiere took out the top
two studio execs so far,
364
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:53,300
so his next target will be the
third top mogul in Hollywood.
365
00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:05,567
There's one for you,
and another for you.
366
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:06,400
Here you go.
367
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,467
For you, and another for you.
368
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:09,500
Uh, thanks.
369
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,700
Oh, you're so welcome.
370
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,267
Oh, how I love spending
time with my adoring fans.
371
00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:16,300
We're losing
daylight, Jer, so we got
372
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,067
to get this in the can ASAP.
373
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:21,067
Now, in this next
scene, 0067 captures
374
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:23,933
the brains behind the
entire Taylor diamond heist.
375
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:25,733
Not so fast, Lumiere!
376
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,000
Lumiere?
377
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,200
Girls, Okhram is
an a-list director,
378
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,533
and I'll thank you not to let
your petty jealousies ruin
379
00:16:34,633 --> 00:16:37,967
my stardom.
- Jerry, you don't understand.
380
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,900
I understand completely.
381
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,467
From now on, my focus
is my new career.
382
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:44,833
I'm handing WOOHP over
to you permanently.
383
00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:47,300
[gasping]
384
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:51,800
Jer, this is
for your own good.
385
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:52,767
Ow!
386
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:53,700
Clover!
387
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,500
OK, so he had plastic surgery
to change his appearance.
388
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,667
It's not just for women
anymore, you know.
389
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:03,233
Get rid of them!
390
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,367
Yes.
391
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,767
Sabotaging a movie shoot
is quite unforgivable.
392
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:08,000
Sorry, Jerry.
393
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,100
But there comes a
time when the student
394
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,467
must become the teacher.
395
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,633
No film?
396
00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:19,667
But-- my performances.
397
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,067
Jer, baby.
398
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,800
Film's a thing of the past.
399
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,833
This is the newest technology.
400
00:17:24,933 --> 00:17:26,100
Can it, Lumiere.
401
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,167
I'm onto you.
402
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:31,533
Not if I'm on to you first.
403
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,867
I don't think so.
404
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:33,800
Oh.
405
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,333
Ugh!
406
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,267
Sammy!
407
00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:43,300
Bring it on, buddy.
408
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:52,000
To be honest, Jer, your
acting was a little stiff.
409
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,167
This ought to loosen you up.
410
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:54,933
No!
411
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,700
Not the freeze ray!
412
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,267
[laser noise]
413
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:01,267
[laser noise]
414
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:02,667
[yelling]
415
00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:05,033
And that's a wrap!
416
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:08,167
[laughing]
417
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:16,333
OK.
418
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:18,400
This is definitely not good.
419
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,633
Tell me about it.
420
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,867
This is so going to slow
down my shopping excursions.
421
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,500
I think Jerry has it worse.
422
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,800
All of him is frozen.
423
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,633
I wonder why we're not?
424
00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:28,967
Girls, these sweaters
must be some sort
425
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,600
of freeze ray protection.
426
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,333
Talk about a fashion coup!
427
00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:34,233
Guess it's time for
a little turbo action
428
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:37,600
to melt the freeze.
429
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,967
Ooh, ooh, ah!
430
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,533
Pins and needles,
pins and needles!
431
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,867
Thank you.
432
00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:47,867
Now it's time to give Lumiere
the performance of my life.
433
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:50,867
Jer, wait!
434
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:56,200
K. What?
435
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,667
It's his big scene.
436
00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:00,900
He's got to look the part.
437
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,900
[giggling]
438
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,033
[yelling]
439
00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:09,033
There they are!
440
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:14,700
Pardon me!
441
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:22,900
Reject me, will you?
442
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
[yelling]
443
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,533
Give it up, Lumiere.
444
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:31,900
You couldn't direct traffic
on a one way street.
445
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,167
That's about as clever
as your 0067 drivel.
446
00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:39,367
But this casting
session is closed!
447
00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:42,133
Didn't your mother ever tell
you it's not polite to point?
448
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,233
Hi-yah!
449
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,967
[laser noise]
450
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,433
If you don't mind, I'd
like to do the honors.
451
00:19:54,533 --> 00:20:01,933
After all, I wasn't cast
as 0067 for nothing.
452
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:04,867
I think you can use
a little cooling off.
453
00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:06,533
No!
454
00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:07,433
Yay!
455
00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:08,433
Yay!
456
00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:09,433
Encore!
457
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:11,533
Bravo!
458
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:12,700
JERRY: Thank you.
459
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,633
Thank you.
460
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:14,667
Oh, you're too kind.
461
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,233
Oh, my.
462
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,900
Were you girls re-organizing?
463
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:25,833
Uh, yeah.
464
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,700
That's it-- re-organizing.
465
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:33,667
[sighs]
466
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:37,033
I suppose now that my career
as a professional thespian
467
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:39,200
didn't work out, I
should be happy I
468
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,533
can return to my spy career.
469
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:42,700
Uh, check that, Jer.
470
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,233
WOOHP's ours now, remember?
471
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,300
And if you want to come back,
you'll have to work for us.
472
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,367
You can start by
restocking the bathroom.
473
00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,333
AGENT: Can I please
get some toilet paper?
474
00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:53,800
AGENT 2: Open up!
Open up!
475
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:54,767
AGENT 3: Take the jet off--
476
00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:56,100
[interposing voices]
477
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,400
What are they talking about?
478
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:01,800
AGENT 3: --in the world,
people could have--
479
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,367
G.L.A.D.I.S.: Several agents
are filing grievances.
480
00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:07,933
You'll receive mine shortly.
481
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:11,467
On second thought,
welcome back, boss.
482
00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:12,733
[laughs] Amateurs.
483
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:13,667
Ah.
484
00:21:17,967 --> 00:21:19,367
Hey, friends.
485
00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:21,100
Today I'm going to share a
little secret for those of you
486
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,367
who want to become spies.
487
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:24,467
For instance,
espadrilles-- if I'm
488
00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:26,667
being attacked by a
baddie in espadrilles,
489
00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:28,233
I know she's the sensible type.
490
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,967
Pumps, I'm dealing
with a determined
491
00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:31,667
yet fashion-conscious villain.
492
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:34,300
Loafers-- by the book much.
493
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,067
Even my shoes say
something about me.
494
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:42,767
[gasps] Like I was saying,
footwear means nothing.
495
00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:46,233
[giggles] Oops!
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