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[theme playing]
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[machinery whirring]
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Quick, we've got to deactivate
the central processor.
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If you mean that flashing
thingie then I'm all over it.
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Yah!
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Hiya!
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Whoa.
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Hiya.
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Bye bye, robo-baby.
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[all exclaiming]
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Some Saturday this
turned out to be.
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Instead of dating one of
BH's most eligible bachelors,
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I'm stuck here scrubbing
fish goo out of my spy suit.
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Totally know what you mean.
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I should be getting my
hair done right now.
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And I should be curled
up with a good book.
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Maybe it's time to hang
up our X powders for good.
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No more bad guys, no
more evil schemes.
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No more getting whooped
every time we turn around.
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[ding]
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[screaming]
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Yep, another weekend
down the drain.
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Ah, welcome
aboard, super spies.
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Forget it, Jer, we're way
too tired for another mission,
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even if it does have a
funky Hawaiian theme.
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Another mission?
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I wouldn't think of it.
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After all, that would conflict
with your two week cruise.
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You're sending us on a cruise?
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Aboard the
majestic WOOHPtanic.
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Beautiful, luxurious, and
for WOOHP agents only,
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especially pooped WOOHP
troops who desperately
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need a well-earned break.
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Oh, you an idea how perfect--
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wait a minute.
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How did you know
how pooped we were?
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Were you spying on us again?
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Well, of course.
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I am a spy, after all.
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Well sometimes we
need our privacy.
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And you'll get
plenty of it tucked
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away in your own private
cabin on the WOOHPtanic.
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G.L.A.D.I.S: Bon
voyage, super spies.
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[screaming]
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[alex giggling]
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The WOOHPtanic.
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Now why does that name
give me a sinking feeling?
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Forget your feelings, Sammy.
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This ship is awesome.
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It's got three
pools, four spas--
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May we attend to
your baggage, ladies?
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And a zillion hot guys.
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I'm Captain Chet Prescott.
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Welcome aboard the
magnificent WOOHPtanic.
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Welcome, ladies, to
the princess suite.
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[fog horn]
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I can't believe Jerry put
us in this tiny shoebox.
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Well, I for one don't plan
on hanging around in here.
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Time to get some sun and
curl up with The 7 Habits
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of Totally Successful People.
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And I'm going to
give my hair a vacation
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at the on deck salon.
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What about you, Clover?
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Duh, what's a cruise for?
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I'm going cruising.
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Come on girls.
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Ow, that's one low doorway.
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Chapter one, totally
believe in yourself.
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Phew, that's some sauna, eh?
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Yes, it is.
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I'm telling you, I
burn like a marshmallow.
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Haha.
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And wouldn't you know it,
I forgot my sunscreen?
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Oh, haha.
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Uh huh.
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You mind lending
me some of yours?
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Not at all.
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Sure glad to get
away from the office.
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I head up building maintenance
at WOOHP's Fiji branch.
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If that sounds tough,
it's because it is.
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Like the other day I'm doing
inventory on cleaning supplies
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and wouldn't you know it?
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We're almost out of floor wax.
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That's the one.
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CHER: Number 247A, girly girls.
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Excellent choice.
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Hey, where are you?
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I'm Cher, your computerized
hairdo experimentation robot,
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and I'll be styling
your hair today.
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Cool.
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A lifeguard, huh?
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You could save my life any time.
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That's my job, ma'am.
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Ugh, ma'am?
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Hello, I'm trying to
flirt with you here.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I'm just not interested.
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Not interested?
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I like a girl with a
little more oomph, you know?
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A look that's less--
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I don't know, boring.
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Boring?
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[boom]
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WOOHPtanic passengers,
there is no cause for alarm.
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Everything is under control--
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by me, Colonel Nathaniel Nash!
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Don't bother trying to
stop me, WOOHP agents.
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You'll find yourselves
quite outnumbered.
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[gasps]
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[screaming]
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Now that I control all the
agents aboard the WOOHPtanic,
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I will soon control
WOOHP itself.
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Not if me and my girls have
anything to say about it.
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We've got to take
Colonel Nash out, now.
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You girls need some help?
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Um, no thanks.
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Better leave this to us
experienced super agents.
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[music playing]
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Oh, by the way.
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Cute hair.
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Thanks.
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[grunts and thuds]
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Sorry, captain.
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We wish to lodge a complaint.
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Our cabin's way too small.
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The black commander
uniforms are way too 90s.
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Use
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And your reflexes
are way too slow.
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[computer beeping]
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[engine revving]
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What's going on?
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[fog horn]
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We're heading
straight for an iceberg.
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The throttle's stuck.
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It's too late.
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[screaming]
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[crash]
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Phew.
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That was one bad dream.
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You had a nightmare, too?
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Yeah.
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Something about a mission.
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Me, too.
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And there were these bad guys--
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And then, complete
and utter disaster.
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I guess we really
do need a break.
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All we can think about is work.
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Hey, some great perm.
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It didn't even last a day.
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Well, I know what
I'm doing today.
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Me, too.
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It's back to Cher
for a do that sticks.
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I'm going to hit
the pool again.
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I'll show that lifeguard boring.
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Come on, girls.
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Ow That's one low doorway.
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Again.
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Chapter one, totally
believe in yourself.
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Chapter one?
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What did I do yesterday?
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I didn't even get
to the first page.
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That's some sun, eh?
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Sure is.
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Not again.
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I'm telling you, I
burn like a marshmallow.
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And wouldn't you know it,
I forgot my sunscreen.
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You mind lending
me some of yours?
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I don't know, I think
you used it all up yester--
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day.
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Yesterday?
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Yesterday, I was at work.
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You see, I head up
building maintenance
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at WOOHP's Fiji branch.
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If that sounds tough,
it's cause it is.
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The same story, too?
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Like the other day.
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I'm doing inventory
on cleaning supplies
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and wouldn't you know it,
we're almost out of floor wax.
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Oh, boy.
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That one.
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And this time, remember
perm stands for permanent.
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Number 195 C,
slick and styling.
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Excellent choice.
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I'm Cher, you're computerized
hairdo experimentation robot,
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and I'll be styling
your hair today.
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No, duh.
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Someone needs a memory upgrade.
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Lifeguard, huh?
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You can save my life any time.
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That's my job, ma'am.
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Again with the ma'am?
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Well, I just thought you'd like
to check out my new lip gloss.
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Not exactly boring, is it?
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No, it's awful.
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I hate pink.
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How rude!
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[boom]
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WOOHPtanic passengers,
there is no cause for alarm.
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Everything is under control
by me, Colonel Nathaniel Nash!
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Wait a second.
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Didn't I dream this?
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Don't bother trying to
stop me, WOOHP agents.
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You'll find yourselves
quite outnumbered.
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How come I knew it
was going to say that?
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[gasp]
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Now that I control all the
agents aboard the WOOHPtanic,
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I will soon control
WOOHP itself.
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Not if me and my girls have
anything to say about it.
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Is it me, or is there
something weird going on here?
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You're not going to believe
this, but this was in my dream.
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Mine, too.
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Well, it's real now.
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I know.
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00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:16,200
You lure Colonel Nash here, and
I'll take a little off the top.
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Uh, thanks but
no thanks, Cher.
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You stick to cutting and
curling, we'll stick to spying.
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[sigh]
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Oh, by the way, cute hair.
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Thanks.
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00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,733
[grunts and thuds]
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There's the anchor.
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Colonel Nash can't take over
the ship if the ship can't move.
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Anchors away.
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You know, didn't we learn
something about anchors
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at the WOOHP academy?
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Like, not dropping
them from a moving ship?
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[crash]
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It's too late!
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00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,300
Someone tell me
we're not underwater.
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Did you have another
bad dream, too?
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The same bad dream.
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00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,500
So did I, and my
hairstyle didn't work out.
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00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,433
Again.
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00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:39,767
Well, I'm spending the
day reading no matter what.
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00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:41,500
And I'm snagging
me a lifeguard.
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00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,300
No guy can resist
Boy Bait perfume.
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Ow.
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Didn't you do that before?
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00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,433
Yeah, it's like deja
vu all over again.
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Wait a minute.
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Three bumps in three days.
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So it wasn't all just a dream.
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00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,133
But if it wasn't a
dream, then how come we're
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not at the bottom of the ocean?
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00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,400
It's like our lives are on a
continuous loop or something.
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00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,100
Hey, maybe it's like that
movie where the guy repeats
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the same day over and over
and gets to eat anything
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00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:10,467
he wants because
he'll never get fat.
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00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:11,933
Where are you going?
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The dessert buffet.
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00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:15,300
Clover, we've got
to put a stop to this.
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Now everybody, be on your guard.
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00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:19,333
Someone is doing this to us,
and we've got to find out who
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and why.
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00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,100
Sorry, seat's taken.
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00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,533
And I'm out of sunscreen.
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00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:40,367
Sheesh.
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00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:43,300
And I thought I was wound up.
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00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,100
Phew.
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00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:49,800
CHER: Number 422
B, mohawk madness.
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Excellent choice.
262
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,500
Yeah, whatever.
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It will all be gone in
the morning, anyway.
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00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,867
Hi.
265
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:05,800
Ma--
266
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:06,700
[sneeze]
267
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:12,033
So, do you like
my new perfume?
268
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,567
Oh, I'm aller-- aller--
269
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:15,533
allergic.
270
00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:16,867
[coughing]
271
00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:18,467
This can't be happening.
272
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:21,033
[boom]
273
00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:23,400
What's going on?
274
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,733
Oh, they're taking
over the ship.
275
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:32,000
WOOHPtanic passengers,
there is no cause for alarm.
276
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,633
Everything is all under control.
277
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:34,633
Yeah yeah, we know.
278
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:35,800
Come on, super spies, let's go.
279
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,567
Hey, maybe I can help.
280
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:38,467
Mm.
281
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,400
Don't think so.
282
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,733
You keep your eyes
open for kitties
283
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,933
running too fast on the deck.
284
00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:44,167
We super agents
have a ship to save.
285
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:49,400
Cute hair.
286
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,300
Thanks.
287
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,167
[thuds and grunts]
288
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:05,233
We want to know what's going
on, and we want to know now.
289
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,567
I'm just taking over the ship.
290
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:08,967
You know what I mean.
291
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,333
What kind of crazy
machine are you using
292
00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:11,900
to take control of our minds?
293
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,433
Oh, why it's the
one over there.
294
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:25,833
Hah!
295
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:27,800
Spies overboard.
296
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,800
[laughter]
297
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,167
All right, that does it.
298
00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:44,633
What are we doing wrong?
299
00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:47,400
Am I going to have to
get my hair done again?
300
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,033
Actually, you're lucky
the last one didn't take.
301
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:52,000
We've got to find a
way to break the cycle.
302
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:52,933
Come on, spies.
303
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:54,233
Let's get out there.
304
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,433
Oh, I can't go out
there again, Sammy.
305
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,567
It's like watching
the reruns on TV.
306
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:00,600
That's it.
307
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:01,600
Huh?
308
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:02,900
This is a WOOHP ship, right?
309
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,400
And Jerry always
tapes everything we do.
310
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,733
Tell me about it.
311
00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:10,067
So there must be a tape of
us for the last three days.
312
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:12,167
And all we have to
do is watch that tape
313
00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:13,867
and figure out
what we did wrong.
314
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:14,800
Let's go.
315
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:20,333
Hah.
316
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,767
[gasp]
317
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:22,867
Ow.
318
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:25,133
OK, now it's personal.
319
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,100
There's the pool feed.
320
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,833
I'll just go back to yesterday.
- Yeah, yeah.
321
00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:39,800
We know.
322
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,000
Come on, super spies, let's go.
323
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,800
Hey, maybe I can help.
324
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:43,700
Mm.
325
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,800
Don't think so.
326
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:45,967
You keep your eyes
open for kitties
327
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,167
running too fast on the deck.
328
00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:51,600
We super agents
have a ship to save.
329
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:52,933
Cute hair.
330
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:54,633
Thanks.
331
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,467
You liked my hair?
332
00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:58,333
I was being nice.
333
00:18:58,433 --> 00:18:59,733
Wait a second.
334
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:03,233
The first day that Fiji agent
offered to help, and I said no.
335
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:06,000
Yeah, and then Cher offered
to help us the second day
336
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,400
and I said no.
337
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,833
That's what we're doing wrong.
338
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:10,667
We should have accepted
everyone's help.
339
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:15,667
WOOHPtanic passengers,
everything is under control
340
00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:18,733
by me, Colonel Nathaniel Nash.
341
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,133
Come on, super spies.
342
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:30,533
It's now or never.
343
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,967
We're going to take
you down, Nash.
344
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,600
Yeah?
You and what army?
345
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,867
This army.
346
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,433
WOOHP agents unite.
347
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:40,333
Super spies Sam,
Alex, and Clover
348
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:42,800
request your help immediately.
349
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,733
Guys?
350
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,533
I thought they wanted to help.
351
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:47,900
CLOVER: Guys?
352
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,433
[cheering]
353
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:58,667
OK, this is freaky.
354
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,000
Jerry?
355
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,533
Congratulations, super spies.
356
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:05,167
You've just passed the WOOHP
super agent human assets test.
357
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:08,233
You mean this was just
a big test all along?
358
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,033
Righto.
359
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:11,033
And everybody was in on it?
360
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:13,000
That's right, even me.
361
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,400
[gasp]
362
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,367
Hi, guys.
363
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:16,633
Jean.
364
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,133
I knew something was wrong.
365
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:21,000
I mean, hello, what
real boy could possibly
366
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,367
reject me so many times?
367
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:24,967
But what about our vacation?
368
00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,533
In recognition
of a job well done
369
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:29,633
and for being quite good sports,
I hereby approve a three week
370
00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:32,033
holiday anywhere in the world.
371
00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:35,133
OK, we choose Beverly Hills.
372
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,967
Beverly Hills?
373
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:39,333
And we'd like you to join us.
374
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:40,067
Me Me?
375
00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:41,167
What on Earth for?
376
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,067
You know, I'm glad
I'm a spy, after all.
377
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,633
Sure it's hard, but doing
the same thing every day--
378
00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:52,533
Like on the ship.
379
00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:54,633
And at high school.
380
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:56,533
--is really boring.
381
00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,667
Right, Jer?
382
00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:01,533
You know, you girls could
be in Hawaii right now.
383
00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:02,533
Or Tahiti.
384
00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:04,467
Or the south of France.
385
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:07,433
We just felt this was a
better way to even the score.
386
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,733
I mean we wouldn't want you
to fail the WOOHP commander
387
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,700
super stain remover test.
388
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,600
Aw.
389
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,667
[laughing]
390
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,333
I know you've all been
wondering what keeps
391
00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:22,033
me so up on the soccer field.
392
00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:23,367
Well I wouldn't
think of competing
393
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:25,433
without my favorite
pre-soccer smoothie.
394
00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:28,667
You start with guava juice,
then the pine nectar,
395
00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:32,367
then add macadamia nuts,
unfiltered wheat grass juice,
396
00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:34,367
half a plantain, a
pinch of raw yeast,
397
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,067
two dill pickles, a puzzle
waffle, and a breath mint.
398
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:38,567
Then hit frappe and--
399
00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:41,200
Oh!
400
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,667
Or sometimes I just grab
a low maintenance apple.
401
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:47,200
See you on the field.
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