All language subtitles for Real.Housewives.of.New.Jersey.S6E10

Previously on The Real Housewives of New
Jersey.

Guess what I did on Sunday?

What? I drove around in my town,
bringing down phone numbers of houses

like. Oh, you're already looking to
move?

I'm not afraid, you know, to downsize.

We decided that we would love to take
you away to Florida.

Would we like your birthday present?

Uh, yes!

He said that the tests were inconclusive
and that he wants me to come back in

for more testing.

Amber sent me a text warning.

She's not able to come to Florida.

Teresa and Giuseppe Giudice both
admitted to a federal judge that they

mortgage fraud and bankruptcy fraud.

I thought I was going to Florida.

You're not going to come? I just want to
be home with the girls.

I don't blame you.

Reno, he started talking about his
divorce.

He says, well, it's who I cheated with.
And he just looked at me and he said,

what?

He had an affair with her mother.

I wish, like, I really didn't know this.
I just don't know what to do right now,

like, holding this in for me.

You never know how strong you are until
it's the only choice you have.

I've learned to forgive and never
regret.

You're not seeing trouble.

Everyone loves us.

You're seeing trouble.

I'm a survivor.

What did you just say? No one is
bringing me down.

I'm back to bring the zen.

Namaste, bitches.

I'm looking forward to a girl's weekend.

I'm tired of this winter.

And Boca is a two -hour plane ride away.

I want

to hear birds chirping. I want to see
sunshine all the time.

I want the warmth on my face, on my
boobs.

Boca, here we come.

Shoveling snow, I'm not going to lie,
not my thing. We need to get into the

Hi.

Drink,

please.

The guys are going to come down here
after a few days and join us.

You need some, like, estrogen moment.

They need, like, the testosterone
moment. Yeah, so I'm so good with that.

Okay, ladies.

May this vacation run big.

Whoa.

That's a real sale.

Here's to Teresa.

She's going to be in our thoughts the
whole time.

The whole reason why we put this
together was to get Teresa's mind off of

everything. And meanwhile, she's back
home.

Here is to us girls having a great time.

But you know what? We all still decided
to go because, yeah, sorry.

We all just want to have a good time.

What about Amber? Is she coming or not?

She told me her blood work didn't come
back. I think she's not coming. If it's

something serious that you're saying,
then she really shouldn't come, you

We may be a little relieved that Amber
and Jim are not coming.

Only because it's that much less of a
chance of drama.

I'll say.

If Amber really is concerned about her
health and the blood results and all

that, it still warrants her to stay
home. And I truly wish, you know, her

best with her health.

We're here.

Yay, we're here. Oh, look at this house.

Oh, Dina.

Oh, you're welcome. Oh, Dina.

Oh, my God, there's no snow.

There's no snow in there. Thank you,
Jesus.

Welcome home.

So pretty.

So that's it, Gia.

Looks nice.

Has a big front yard.

I feel bad going like this with snow on
our feet. Because of our legal bills,

we've cut back on spending.

Hi. Hello. How are you?

Good. I really never thought about
moving, but now Joe and I have been

about possibly downsizing.

I feel bad that we have snow on our
feet. Yeah, yeah, just dry them off real

nice. The neighborhood is Bear Rock
Estate, and it's nowhere near your

Your house is much larger.

Take you over this way.

Is this the great room?

Then we have the dining room.

Beautiful chandelier.

Yeah.

Welcome to the kitchen.

Now, the kitchen, you can't compare it
to your kitchen, but there is a lot you

could do here.

Years ago, I was, like, all about
materialistic things.

You want to go see your rooms upstairs?

Yeah! I didn't want to go house shopping
because I just gave looking at other

people's houses.

Tonya, this is your room!

I don't want to live in somebody else's
house. That's gross.

But now I'm past that. You know, I just
feel like you evolve and my priorities

have shifted.

Okay, this is the master.

Oh, yeah. It doesn't compare to yours by
any means, but this is the master

bathroom. What is this?

Yeah, that's the urinal for the guys to
use.

Oh, I've never seen that in the house.

Do you know what this is? It's a bidet.
I know. In Italy.

I've been to Italy.

Do you know how to sit on one of these?
No, and I don't want to.

You know what you do with it? No, let's
go.

And you watch.

Stop.

Oh,

my gosh. I'm so happy.

Oh, look at the water.

Look, pool area.

I'm not going to use that jacuzzi. They
probably haven't cleaned that thing out.

You'll get legionnaires in that jacuzzi.

Is this the grand staircase?

Oh, the house is beautiful.

I have to just compare it to Miami Vice
because it was so 80s.

This is Nicole's room. All right. I like
the closet. I like the compartment.

Nicole's going to be able to organize
the stuff.

Girls, put your bathing suits on. Let's
go by the pool. Is there an elevator in

this joint?

Because I don't know how I can possibly
get this up the steps.

It's 75 pounds.

What do you think?

No, it didn't count.

I mean, I'm not opposed to moving.

Yeah, so to give it a comparison to your
house, obviously this house is a lot

smaller. It's 8 ,800 square foot, and
your house is 12 ,000 square foot.

But taxes are only $26 ,000 when your
taxes are over $60 ,000.

You know, I think a good plan would be
to market your home for around $4

million, and the list price in this
house is $1 .4 million.

So you're talking a big difference.

What do you think?

It's a nice house. It's like I wouldn't
mind moving at all. In the beginning

when I first got married, I wanted to
entertain.

I wanted to have parties.

It's like Hollywood. All the lights
everywhere, the red carpet. I was

up. It's so over the top. It's so me.

It's so gold.

Swarovski crystals.

My house has totally transformed into a
nightclub.

But now my priorities have changed.

All I need a house for is Joe and I and
our four daughters.

You know, we'll go home and discuss it
with my husband. And I would want the

girls to be happy, Joe to be happy, and
all of us as a family.

Like a decision that we would make
together.

Honey, everything's going to be fine.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I'm here for Dr. Nissenblatt. Okay, you
can sign in there.

Typically in cancer, the five -year mark
signifies a very good chance of

survival. But then the doctor says,
well, the tests are inconclusive and we

to do more testing.

Every time he calls me and says, Amber,
congratulations, you have continued good

health. I just wanted to drop to the
floor and pass out because

the possibility is endless.

How are you feeling, okay?

I'm so scared because I hear nightmare
stories.

You go right up into your five -year
mark, and something bad happens.

Something shows up in that blood work.
Something shows up in the exam.

I know.

And then you're just back in there.

I know.

Like, was he not seeing something? Or
was he seeing something? It's just, I

don't know. I don't know. My mind's
going in there.

Keep checking forward. Don't look back.

Amber?

Good morning. Good morning.

It's extremely important to me. You
know, I'm so afraid that the other

going to drop, and it's all going to be
taken away. The surgery was on this

side, so the vein's better there. Good.

Just pinch.

That's it.

Coming up, you know, it's me, Caroline,
you, Dina, I think it's down the street.

Come in.

I brought you some desserts.

I love when you bring me desserts.

You have to try them.

Yeah,

make some therapy over there. I won't
disturb you. B -E -O -E.

Bells, bells.

Oh, how cute.

Jacqueline and I see each other at least
once every two weeks. She has been

devoting so much time to researching
autism.

She's put her heart and soul into her
son's recovery, and I respect that a

What is it? It's a... Yes!

Can you see the... We're very focused on
getting Nicholas

the right autism treatment, therapies.

I mean, sometimes when I think Nicholas
isn't progressing fast enough, I look

back to where he was a year or two ago.

Okay, do you want something?

Show Mommy.

You gotta make the sentence first.

Oh, no.

Want iPad?

You want your iPad?

Chicken. Right now you want chicken?

Nixie, I want chicken.

Chicken. Very good.

Nicholas can say many new words. He can
request anything verbally.

Now use your fork.

As parents, you always want to see more.
When you see him doing something, you

want more. He's on his own speed, on his
own time.

He's so good.

He's much more engaged.

He's really...

You know, his eye contact is really good
now. But the amazing thing is, although

he can't speak in sentences, he can
read. He can spell and he can read.

Well, because you're so dedicated. Yeah,
it's a lot of work. I don't get out

much. Yeah, I know. We have to fix that.
Yeah.

I'm sorry. I'm just going to break into
this. I've been so busy. You know, we're

going to be neighbors, Jack.

Oh, my God. I remember when we were
building our house 13 years ago. We

our house as a frame.

We're done framing.

It's happening so fast.

Want to get the walls up? Yeah.

Richie's been hounding me for years to
move. I have two grown children. They're

adults. And Richie and I have time for
ourselves.

So we can proceed to the next phase of
our lives. You've been one of my best

testers. Oh, yes, I have. I put it here.

I put it here. I've got to get them out
of my house.

Oh, my God.

I was on the way there to check and see
how it's going.

Everybody lives in Franklin Lakes now.

I know. You know, it's me, Caroline,
you, Dina, I think is down the street.

So we're all going to be near each
other. Although we don't all see each

No.

Mmm.

Mmm.

There's not a cloud in the whole entire
sky.

Oh, hello there.

Hello. Hi there. Oh, we have a pool boy.

What's your name, pool boy? My name is
Jeff.

So will you be here for the week with
us?

I will be, yes. So anything that you
girls need, let me know. Oh, I do have a

date then.

Dean is single, are you?

Yes, actually I am.

I like older guys, so I'm not
necessarily a cougar, but there may be

cougars by the pool.

Cranberry with a lemon and a lime?

Okay.

Um... What are you having to eat? You're
doing tequila?

Wow.

I just wanted to pluck the hair off his
nipple.

That would have just made him perfect.

Thank you, sir.

Bobby said to tell the pool boys to
watch his hands.

Have things with Bobby, Nicole.

Good. It's doing good, yeah.

What do you think, Teresa?

Oh, gosh, you're asking me. What do you
think, Teresa? Oh, wait, let me ask the

twin about my relationship.

I think, um, it's very hard when you
have Reno in the picture.

Like, Reno wows me every day. It really
is. Why doesn't Reno just marry the both

of you and be done with it?

I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no.
One thing I have to say is I don't share

my meth.

Reno's not her type. She says ew when I
say ew to Bobby, and she says ew to

Reno. Like, we don't have the same taste
in meth.

That's what's funny about my sister's
married to my husband's brother.

Did you know that? They're so different.

So they always said the two of them.

would never marry either one of us.
Like, Tommy would never last a second

Caroline, and Albert would never last a
second with me, and vice versa.

You know, this trip was really to make
Teresa feel better, but now that she's

not here, you know, we're really
bonding, and it's nice.

You guys want to just hang out here
tonight?

We'll just chill tonight.

You guys want we can cook and hang out
and drink wine?

I make my best meals when I'm buzzed.

Oh, my gosh. Look at my drink and look
at Melissa's drink. You're taking a

really long time. Oh, my gosh. Did you
ever see this? There's something wrong

with this picture. She's never ahead.

Shocker. I am a drinker when I'm away
from the kids. I like to have a

Sweetheart, you go.

Oh, my gosh.

People underestimate me.

We're like old ladies, but I can still
pound them, which is fine, which is

Follow me.

I'm seeing another side of Melissa, like
a fun side, because sometimes she's

like a little quiet and a little boring.

Up, up.

This helps your butt raise.

Lifting, and we're lifting.

I think Melissa likes to show her body
off, drunk or sober.

I'll give you 200 to jump in the
intercoastal.

Who's going in with no top on?

Speaking of, I have been a little bit,
like, worried lately about Teresa.

Did you see what's going on? I heard
about the plea deal.

Yeah. And, you know, I feel really
terrible for her.

I know.

I know.

It's awful.

Have you talked to her?

This made it so real, you know.

Yeah.

No, it's really weird because when we
left Arizona, I really believed, like,

that we had put everything past us and
we were in a really good place.

I want you to know that I would never do
anything to hurt you so we can move

forward and become friends again.

When we got back from Arizona, we had
made plans to go out, and then we never

did. And then we just never really
talked since then. But I can't help but

because she was a big part of my life
for a long time. And I did send her a

message.

I'll tell you what I said. Tell me if
you think it's okay.

I said, thinking of you and your family,
I know this is a really challenging

time, but I truly believe that you will
get through this and you'll be better

than never.

It doesn't surprise me that she would
reach out to Teresa.

She's so passionate, but sometimes that
passion takes over.

You opened up your heart, and that's
beautiful.

Well, then I reached out again.

I can help myself.

She just acts.

I just said, Teresa, I'm sorry if I'm
bothering you by reaching out again, but

you are weighing heavily on my mind.

Regardless of how you truly feel about
me, I want you to know that I still care

about you and what you and your family
are going through.

I feel awful that we let things affect
the friendship we once had.

You were like a sister to me.

I wish I could be there for you right
now to hug you. I wish I had the power

turn back time.

I can't imagine what she's going through
right now. I mean, they have to go

through the rest of their life being a
convicted felon.

And I know for Teresa, she doesn't like
to admit to anything.

A lot of times she'll blame shift,
things like that. So for her to take on

guilt, that was huge for Teresa to do.

I love you, the kids, and Joe, and I'm
sorry for all the heartache you are

through. I promise you all this darkness
will pass, and you'll get a fresh

start, and the future will be brighter
than ever. You're still the strongest

woman I know.

And she just said, thank you for
thinking of me and my family, kisses.

I think that...

Her response is kind of telling you
something.

Yeah. I just think that she's not ready
for anything more.

When you pour your emotions out and then
you get a response, like thank you

kisses, it's like, all right, that's
what you got.

For me, that's closing the book.

Just think about everything. And I
worry. Like, I can't sleep. I feel sick.

can't imagine what she's going through.
You can't help someone if they're not

ready for your help. Or they just can't.

Take your help right now.

Also, don't expect too much for your own
sake. I just want her to know when we

were in Arizona, I was very sincere
about that. And I just hope she was,

I hope that she's going to be okay.

Coming up... She's all nervous, I'm
nervous. The blood work, it came back.

Guess what?

This is where me and you differ.

Oh, I'm different, Charissa. Oh, no.

What are we going to get?

Right now I need food. I'm beyond
nauseous and I need to eat. Teressa,

the fish. How wonderful.

I want to make a little fish for Dina.
Dina, what's your favorite fish, honey?

Do you know how to make salmon?

Yeah, you want salmon?

What's a salmon?

Raised Italian.

You would think you'd be really good at
cooking, but that doesn't happen at Casa

de Manzo over here.

I can't find hummus. Is it not Italian
enough?

If they left dinner up to me, we would
have a beautiful table with probably no

food. Let's get some long hot.

They have those peppers, those peppers.
Where are the long hot?

Melissa, I don't see long hot.

We need long hot. Nice sauteed peppers
with the potatoes.

We need to get some long hot here.

The twins, they talk a lot.

Like there's a lot of talking going on.

And sometimes it turns into noise.

It's not spicy?

No. No, I like the long hots like the
Italians like the long hot peppers.

Oh, my God.

You guys, if I had a dime for every time
you said long hots, I'd be a rich woman

right now. That's why Italians don't
like it sweet. We like it spicy and hot.

It's a little overwhelming.

You want to press the mute button once
in a while. Like, mute.

Hold on.

Mute. All right, kids, are we ready to
check out?

Oh, you know, we need the long hot.

Easy with that.

Easy.

I love my children.

And do I enjoy babysitting?

Not really.

All right, enough.

Let the balls easy with you.

Let me get the phone.

What's up, honey?

When their mother's not around, the kids
go nuts.

Because, you know, Melissa's always
like, stop, no fighting.

My babysitting style is to let them do
whatever the hell they want.

Are you with me?

Do I miss you? Yeah, what are you doing?

Just hanging out with the girls.

Oh, yeah?

I know you miss me. I know you do.

It's definitely hard for me to be away
from Joe and the kids for even one day.

But I think it's so important.

forefathers to spend time with their
children.

Is everybody okay?

Yeah, they're okay. They're good.

You know, be that influential figure in
their life.

All right, bye.

I want to talk.

You want to talk?

Yeah. What do you want to talk about?

These kids are nuts.

What's that?

Boyfriend.

Don't touch it.

What do you mean?

Don't touch it. I'm going to rip it
down. I'm going to rip it down.

You're not allowed to have that in your
room.

One thing I don't play with my daughter,
I don't want to see any boys.

She already knows there's never going to
be a boy until she's about 35.

Sit over here.

Boys are no good.

Why are you a boy?

Well, I'm the best boy in the world.
That's it. You have one boy in your

Joey? Your brothers.

Any of your friends in school talk about
something that you want to tell me

about?

All right, that's cool, then.

It's a little too early to have that
talk with you.

I don't feel comfortable talking about
birds and the bees with my daughter.

You know what? I'm not going to do that.

You know what? I don't even want Melissa
to talk to her about it.

Today, with the Internet, they're going
to find out everything anyway. I just

don't want to know about it.

And you know what? I'll break the
Internet.

That's what I'm going to do.

That's cool.

All right, you keep on doing that, all
right, baby? Clean up your room now. No.

Yes. No.

Clean it up. You did.

Are you cold?

My nerves.

I only get... I hate this waiting

room.

Hi.

Hey, Jim.

How are you doing? Good to see you. How
are you?

Hi. You look great. Thank you. How's it
going? Very good. Thank you.

She's all nervous. I'm nervous. The
blood work, it came back. It came back.

You know what we measure when we do that
blood work? No. Not really. Sometimes a

person may have a tumor that is creating
a protein, and those proteins can be

measured in the blood. Okay. But in this
instance, for multiple reasons,

the blood work is perfectly fine.

I think your road ahead is very, very,
very optimistic.

It's exhilarating. It's like...

Let's go have a martini.

Let me tell you something.

The fact that you've gotten this point
is very, very good news. And the chances

for a reoccurrence drop with each
passing year.

So I pronounce you in perfect health.

I can't get on that?

Doesn't Dean want down the street from
here? Yeah, Dean wants down the street.

Oh, wow.

You believe it? Oh, my God, Kathy.

They really move along.

It's getting there.

The economy has affected so many
different families in a bad way, but

I, we worked our butts off.

Like, I didn't win the lottery. We've
planned for this.

Somebody's drinking on the job.

You all right?

Somebody was here.

Somebody was here. Watch,

there's a nail sticking up here.

Careful.

Clearly, I'm wearing the wrong shoes.

Like, dangerous.

Oh, my God.

So this is the front door.

Yeah, and the stairs to go upstairs are
going to be there. They're like a spiral

staircase up there. Oh, my God, I love
spiral staircases.

That way, if you fall down, it's not
like one straight shot. You just tumble

little bit. Right. It's very dramatic.

And then we go into the kitchen, which
is over here. The kitchen is.

See, I told you, there's really not many
walls.

It's just the stove is going to go here.
The refrigerator is going to go here.

I planned everything in this house. And
so it's pretty much a kitchen.

And then the house is built around it.
These are safe, right?

Yeah, they're safe. They're very safe.

So this is Victoria's room.

Two bedrooms, but it's actually going to
be Victoria's bedroom and like a study

for her.

Wow, she's got a whole suite going on
here.

You know, it's strange. A lot of
families, when their children go off to

college, they downsize.

Well, for us, my kids aren't going
anywhere. They're my kids.

They're still mine. I still want to
provide for them. I still want them to

comfortable in their own home.

I don't want them to leave.

Yeah, Chris and I, we bought our house.
It looked like this when we bought it.

Oh, yeah? Like 13 years ago.

And did we tell you we're selling our
house?

No. I mean, we're still going to live in
town. We'll still be neighbors.

I'm just getting excited that we're
going to be neighbors.

We're in a different position now than
we were 13 years ago.

You know, our priorities have changed.
We have different obligations.

Nick, his treatments and therapies,
which are very expensive.

And insurance doesn't cover that, right?
No.

It's like $250 ,000, $290 ,000 to raise
a typical child. A child with autism is

like $3 million.

Wow. I didn't realize it was that much.

Like we would rather sell our house and
live comfortably within our means than

trying to just struggle to maintain a
lifestyle that we really, you know,

have changed.

I don't need a big house to be happy. I
could live anywhere. When I had first

moved to New Jersey, we were living with
Caroline, with Ashley, with Chris's

other sister, Dina and Lexi. We were all
in one big house. We had the best time

together. You know, what makes a house a
home is the people in it, the good

times that you spend there.

Like, I'm an Army brat. I've moved
around.

I'm used to change. I'm used to that.

Nicholas might not adjust as well, so
I'll have to see how he does when the

comes. It's not my business what's going
on in other people's finances.

I really only balance my own checkbook.

But for Jacqueline and Chris, I think
that downsizing is the responsible thing

to do.

Well, it's nice that you guys can do
this, and I will live vicariously

you. No, it'll be so much fun. It'll be
so much fun.

Oh, my gosh. Can I?

Yeah, there's a railing, so you'll be
all right. Here, give me that so you can

hold on. I'm scared.

Well, hold on to me.

Wait, hold on.

You can fall onto me if you fall.

Oh,

you're funny.

Are you afraid of heights?

No. Oh.

I'm afraid of falling in heels.

So has anybody tried to call Amber since
we're here? I think we should give her

a call.

We're having fun.

I mean, you saw the day at your house.
It was very civil. I was amicable

her. I mean, she apologized to you,
Nicole.

With Amber, I can easily forgive her.

I am hesitant to trust her.

The lies about Nicole breaking up a
family. In the end, she admitted she

that up.

She mentioned lately about you that
maybe you had...

wrecked a family, or like you took a
husband away from his wife or something.

What? Basically what she said is she
heard something and she repeated it.

listen, bottom line is you don't repeat.

That's it.

If that is brought up again to you or
you, if that's still going on behind my

back, I demand that you come and just
say, define?

Define what's going on behind your back.

Me?

If she still...

Speaking. Speaking. About the rumor.

About the rumor, if she's still
speaking.

When Nicole says that, my heart just
sinks.

The more we bond, the more it's eating
away at me that I'm not telling them

someone's talking about their mother.

Victoria said there was a reason why
Reno and Teresa got divorced. Yeah. And

reason was that he said that he went
with Teresa's mom.

I could hear horrendous things about
you, about you.

I wouldn't repeat that.

That's it.

Coming up.

Amber knows something about your family.

Hold on. Is it about me?

Just me. Not my sister, my mother, my
father, my husband, my son. Is it about

personally?

Melissa, you bake the chicken. I will
get the chicken in the oven.

Teresa, get me the fresh rosemary. Hurry
up. I'll be the sous chef. Oh, no, not

sous chef because I'm not preparing.

Teresa, I love you, but I need rosemary,
fresh rosemary right now. Talk and

work. Teresa is a total diva on
vacation.

Go to work, sis. Take care of me. I cook
all the time.

Would I prefer to be served when I'm on
vacation?

Absolutely.

Cook me something yummy.

Where are you going?

I'll go look for the bar.

Did you buy cilantro?

I did. Okay, thank you.

Hello?

Dina? Yeah?

Hi, it's Amber.

Hey, how are you?

I had just really, really good news that
everything is perfect and everyone's

just so freaking excited.

Oh, my God.

So you really had a scare, huh?

And get me the mangoes and the cilantro,
please. Okay.

You are? You and Jim? Yes,

Jim and I are on our way tomorrow.

Oh, okay, good.

Like, I want to be happy that her blood
work is fine, but I'm also like, holy

sh... I'm really afraid that Amber's
going to blurt out about what Victoria

Gotti had said. She had proved in the
past that she would take a rumor and run

with it. Who the f... knows with this
girl? I don't know.

Well, that's definitely something to
celebrate for sure.

All right. I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye. Okay. Bye.

Oh, Lord.

You know what I love? Lemons on potato
with rosemary.

Love it.

Love it.

So I just had an interesting phone call.

From?

Amber. Okay. Is she coming?

Yeah.

So they'll be here tomorrow night with
Jim.

She's bringing Jim with her?

Yeah.

I don't know, girls. Don't kill the
messenger.

I just wanted to let you know. Don't
shoot the messenger.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Adriana, how was school today?

Good. It was good?

Listen, tell me something, Gabriella.
Who did your hair this morning at one o

'clock? Me.

No, you didn't. You did, even after one.

You did?

Doesn't it look so pretty?

Did the boys like your hair at school?

Yeah, the boys. Huh?

I'm sorry, but I didn't eat nothing all
day today.

Here's to a long day.

G and I went to go look at a house. You
know, it's really priced really well.

And then I was just thinking maybe it
would be a good business opportunity for

us to do.

We'd have to sell this house first to
move, all right?

I mean, the only thing that would make
sense is selling the house, buying a

house outright, putting some money in a
pocket.

Is that what you mean by being business
about it?

Yeah. Listen, there's nothing that I
will ever fall in love with again

you and my kids.

But as far as the house, if they gave me
the number, I would definitely

downsize. I don't need a house this big.
I mean, we use two rooms in this house.

I mean, this house here is the type of
house that you could just keep dumping

and keep dumping money into. It's not a
house that just never ends. It's like a

bottomless pit.

I mean, when you have many millions,
then it doesn't matter. I mean, you have

maids and butlers. We don't have all
that.

You're the maid and I'm the butler.

Exactly. I just want to be smart about
this and want to get ahead of it.

But, I mean, I really never went house
shopping before, so I want to keep

looking. I'm being business savvy, like,
you know? That's what I do now. I'm a

businesswoman, so I'm thinking business.

So you're actually starting to use your
head a little bit, maybe?

What? Excuse me? Okay.

What if a freaking karate chop you so
freaking bad right now? Like that.

Like that.

Was that good?

You know what I love on a table? I love
color.

Okay, lovers, here we go.

Let's say grace.

Want to hold hands?

Bless us, our Lord, in these, I guess,
which you are about to receive from thy

bounty through Christ our Lord. Amen.

I'm starving. We're literally breaking
bread, girlfriend. We are breaking

Can you pass the potatoes, please, lady?

Oh.

That's good wine.

I am getting tipsy, just saying.

Melissa, I must tell you, you are fun
when you, you're fun anyway. But, like,

even today, like, having, like, the
vodka with me, some wine.

Oh, sure.

A little vino. Sure.

I would love for you to join the club.
It's a wonderful club.

It's a wonderful club. And we are very
happy here.

It's a happy club. It is a happy club.
And I would love for you all to join.

I'm a happy drunk.

So now we are sisters forever.

What would you like to share with me?
Oh, my God. We used to do this when we

would set up parties, me and my team,
and we would be, like, delirious at 3 a

.m. We would all share something that
nobody knows about. Not necessarily a

thing. You have to, like, who liked a
golden shower and stuff like that. Like

who pees in the shower. Like, raise your
hand if you pee in the shower.

That's not a golden shower.

A golden shower is when somebody pees on
you.

I'm not talking about peeing on someone.
I'm simply talking about aiming for the

dream. And you like it.

No, I bet she loves a pearl necklace,
too. She does.

What does that mean? You don't know what
a pearl necklace is? What is? What,

what, what?

I may have it in my phone.

Shocker.

Okay.

Dina, what more do you have to share
with us? Come on. Guys, guys, I think

bitch is really kinky. I know.

I know all this sexual stuff because, I
mean, A, I do watch porn.

But I watch it for the decor.

I'm just like, I don't play with myself
while I watch porn, ever.

This is fun.

Look.

Oh, my God.

Ew.

We are dirty. We are dirty, dirty girls.

It Reno.

What? If Jimmy, oh, my God. If Jimmy.

I'm not coming. Sorry. We're not going
to discuss this right now. Reno just

that? I'm not going to get into it now.
Tomorrow's a new day.

So my husband makes a very intelligent
decision not to come. He does not want

be around Jim.

Reno's a protector, and if Jim just
starts shooting off his mouth, there

a problem.

Let's go finish our wine outside.

Yeah, we could clean up in a little bit.

It's warmer out here than it is in
there. Oh, my God. Oh, look at how

Isn't it beautiful?

Tonight was fun.

We worked well together in the kitchen.
It was, like, so easy. I have to say, it

was very easy.

Well, the energy, I think, is going to
totally change tomorrow.

I know.

Really, you just got to keep it real.

Look at that skinny -ass palm tree. How
did that weather all these storms out

here? Oh, my.

Oh, my gosh. How does that not fall over
in a hurricane? I know.

Oh, my gosh.

No, it's really, it's really.

Make sure a coconut doesn't fall on your
head. Oh.

Away from the pumpkin. There is a big
red beetle.

Let me go see it. Come and see it.

How'd you get back there?

It jumps. Come here. Oh, no. I don't
need to go back there. You can see it

there. I'll point him out to you.

See him?

Oh, my God, yeah. And he's red.

Teresa, I have to talk to you about
something.

You think Reno's really not going to
come?

I don't think he would because I think
he doesn't want to be put in a position

where it's going to be uncomfortable or
where there may be a problem. He'd

rather just stay out of the equation.

I have, like, the biggest anxiety right
now. Mom. It happened all day.

Somebody had said something about your
family and your situation, and

unfortunately it was said in front of
Amber.

Oh, no. Is there more stuff that's
coming out now? I don't know. What's

on? I don't care whether it's true or
not. It's not my business. But I'm just

worried that she has this information.

I don't even know what it is. Honestly,
I have no clue. I just am so distrusting

of her.

I know what came out of her mouth about
my sister, and it was a rumor. Well,

this didn't come out of her mouth. In
her defense, this did not come out of

mouth. She doesn't even know that I know
about it. If it was something about

your family, about Tommy, your mother,
your father, your sister, your brother,

I'm friends with you. I love you. I
would not come and tell you.

I would not feel the need to bring up
something personal or confidential.

In the car, Nicole said, if there was
something out there, a rumor out there,

I'm not trying to make this a rumor and
spread rumor or whatever.

Hold on. Is it about me?

Just me. Not my sister, my mother, my
father, my husband, my son. Is it about

personally? No. Then don't say.

What is that?

Your nipples are already getting... It's
my nipples. That's what it is. You

should really invest in nipple covers.

No, I think maybe... Nicole?

Well, you need these. You know, like a
bathing suit? Like that.

Oh, no. You don't know the ones I have.
I basically like... Oh, no. I tried

those. No, no. No, you can't ever say
you've tried these.

Now talk to me after you put that on
your little nipple there.

Stands up.

Before, after. Oh, are we seeing?

Nipple, no nipple.

Where's the nipple?

The nipple is gone completely.

Don't do that.

Who cares? We're all girls here.

Aren't they nice?

Can I have them back?

She wants to talk to me because somebody
said something about my family that she

heard. And listen, I almost didn't say
anything because I knew something.

And I appreciate you. So in the car, you
said, if anyone said anything about my

family or myself, Coming from you, I
would value that because I respect you.

I want to hear who Gina heard this from.
Okay, when you guys were at my house

and Amber and Teresa were talking on the
side.

What a kicking cack, yeah. I don't know.
I can't picture their mom doing

something like that.

Wait a second. Why all of a sudden call
Teresa's side? Teresa has enough going

on in her life that she thought that
Teresa was the person to call over?

No, because Teresa was involved too in
some way. How was Teresa involved?

Because somebody said something in front
of the two of them.

I like Teresa, but don't give me a
reason not to like her. No, no, no, no.

Someone said something in front of
Teresa, too.

I've heard so many horrible things about
Teresa that I never repeated to anyone.

When you care about a person, you don't
continue a lie.

Okay, now, you know what? I don't want
to know what it is. I really don't.

Nicole, you can decide if you want to
know or not. You know my stance. Why

you guys sleep on it a little bit? I
don't have to sleep on anything.

You can go to bed.

You don't want to know when God's in
ghoul. Guess what?

This is where me and you differ.

This is where me and you differ. Oh, I'm
different, Sarasa. Oh, no.

You're like, oh, my God.

Well, I'm sorry. I just spent two days.
I would like to know if Dina should know

something. Oh, shut up!

Oh, God, like, this was not what I was
expecting. I mean, I want to kill Teresa

for putting me in this position, but her
intentions weren't bad, just like my

intentions in telling them were not bad.

Shut up!

Would you listen?

You can stay quiet.

I hate the word shut up. Because I'm
going to tell you something now. Stay

quiet. And learn from me. Take that
back. Honey, I love you to death, but

I'm going to tell you to shush up.

I don't use that word.

Shut up just seems mean.

Mean and harsh.

And abrupt.

I know who you are to me, my mother, my
father, my husband, my son, and my best

of friends.

I really don't care what people say
about me. You don't give a shit. I want

know. I want to know.

Anyone who says something against me, my
family, oh, I do want to know.

All right, guys, I'm going to go up to
bed. I know, considering it's almost 1

the morning.

I'm going to go up, too.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
Jersey.

Hey, bitches!

Beat is fine.

What's going on with you? I just feel
beat down, that's all.

Well, you know what? F*** that, Ro. I
got a text from Jacqueline.

Hi. Hi. You.

Bippy. Yeah.

I just don't like seeing him struggle.

Bobby and Jim have been friends for ten
years. If they could get through this.

Are they getting through it?

And some girl. The whole time he's been
dating her sister.

Don't even go there. Don't even go
there. I'm f***ing done. You want to go

there? Here, Jim, you go there. I'm
done.

Where is he?

No fighting, no fighting. Let's go.

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