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ใขใฏใทใงใณ
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ใฆใผใญใฉ
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ใฟใชใใใ
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Hook-Up Therapyใธใใใใ
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ใใใใจใ
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ใฉใใซใใใฃใ
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12็ช?
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ใใใใใ้ทใๆ้
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ไปๆฅใฏใชใคใใปใญใใณใฐในใใใพใ
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ใใใใ
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ใๆดๆใฏ็ก็
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ในใซใผใใ็ใๆใซ่ฆใใฆใใใพใใใ?
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ใฏใใ4ใ5ใคใฎใใณใใใใฃใ
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ไธ็ชๅคใใฃใใฎใฏไฝใงใใใฃใ
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ใใใจใโฆ
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ใฟใชใใใใ่ใใฆใฟใพใใใ
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I don't know what a skort is.
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A skort is skirts and shorts combined, so it'shorts sewn into the skirt
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Um...very against skirts
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This should be fucking illegal
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Cause you're taking the whole
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The whole thing if girls want to wear their skirt
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You get peek under them
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But that why sports were invented
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Because you look up Skirt
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You know, not that I'm saying you're supposed to do that but
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there'supposed to be that
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and then it like...you just got your camera in your shopping bag
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To take upskirt videos at the mall
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And you get a skort
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This sounds like
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Your personal experience with this
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That what we are going doing soon
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We can stop doing this.
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Illegal Upskirts Videos
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Skorts
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Oh there ya go
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You know, um...
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Squats I think are very useful because you can do like crazy gymnastics or whatever
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and it never shows.
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You're supposed to be doing a skirted pussy hang now!
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That's the whole thing
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What?
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i don't know about that
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Look at this fancy hotel water
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It was probably like $50 dollars
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Yeah there was sparkling one but
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I drank it and the other one is regular water.
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And i'm upset
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You can find bubbly water
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Because if you drink sparkling water,
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you know that you've made successful
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Yeah
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That's how we define
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One time when buying sparking water at the airport
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but didn't realize that was sparkling
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When in a highly pressurized air cabin
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Sparkle tends to just explode everywhere
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What?
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Yeah
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You blew the plane up? What happened?!
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No, I didn't blow the plane up.
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But when i opened it
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The bottle of water exploded on
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That girl's next to me
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Oh! So shot like everywhere
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Yeah
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It shot everywhere and soaked
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Two girls and my eye
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Everything
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Pretty much
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Very embarrassing
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That's very scary.
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Let me see your outfit
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This is a good outfit
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Thank you, I worked very hard on it
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Nice skirt
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What is that?
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See this was the squirt
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And then you have to put your hand in between the holes
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I mean, squirts make me so angry.
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Because it's always like...
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because the one you had was like
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the coolest skirt that you had
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Like it was a schoolgirl thing
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It is always like tha
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Some girl will be
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Do you have any skirts?
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And then girl will say
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Yeah! This one and this
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One and then
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The other ones are fine
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This looks fin
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But
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Always
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ใงใใไธ็ชใฎๆนใใใใจๆใฃใฆใใใฎใฏโฆ
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ใใใในใณใผใใ ใ
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ใใกใใชใใฏใง่ใใใฎใไฝใใใจใฏใงใใใใใใใฉ
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ใใใฆใใใซๅใใใคใใใใจใใใ ใใงใฏใชใใใ ใ
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ใ ใใไบบใ ่กฃ่ฃ ใจใๅใๆใใฆใใใชใใฃใใปใใ่ฏใใใใ ใญ
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ใใใ
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ใใใใใชใใๅใๆ่ฆใซใชใฃใฆใ?
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ใใใใ็งใซใฏๅๅฏพใใพใใ
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ๅฝผๅฅณ้ใธๆฆไบ็ฏ็ฝช่กๅใใใใฆใฏใใใพใใ
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I just think they shouldn't be allowed to be sold.
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You know, i feel that way about dresses without pockets
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Yeah that shit's crazy
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A lot of girls' clothes...I didn'' t notice until recently
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Till l started wearing womens clothes all the time
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They don '' have like pockets and shit
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The patriarchy man is real
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It's real. I thought it was fake, but they don't give you guys pockets or they give
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You like something really tiny?
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Or they give you something that looks like pockets
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But the holes are sewn in
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That is worst part!
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Why would do that?!
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Why would have a flap
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That looks likes pocket and there is no pocket
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There just little bit of effort
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To make an actual
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Pocket by this point
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ใ ใฃใฆใๅใใฏใใผใใๆใฃใฆใใใ
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ใใพใใใกใ่ฒทใใฎใฏไฟบ้ใฎใใฎใ ใ
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ใ ใฃใฆใใฟใใชใซ่ฆใใไบบ็ใง
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ใใชใๆนใซใฏๅคงใใชใใฑใใใใใใ
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ใใใพใงไฝใงใๅ ฅใใใ
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ใใใ ใใใใชใ
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ใใใญ
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ใใใใ ใใๅ้ใฏใใพใๆ็ดใชใ
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ใใณใใจใๅฅฝใใใ ใใญ
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That's like your...
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You guys like that though, right?
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Buying purses.
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No I like backpacks
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Yeah
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It feels better for utility
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Everything in this thing
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There is so much shit in my backpack
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As a woman you have to buy
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Purses
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Wallets
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Yeah, you don't have a lot of pockets in your clothes.
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Yeah
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What's up with that? We just aren' t allowed to carry things
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And you gotta buy makeup and stuff
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But you guys are like spending money on all kindsa stuff
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Aren''t women like the um
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Like they consume way more shit I feel lik
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Or i've heard sales
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How much money ar e willing
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To spend on car
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Then tell me
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Well
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I think i got you there
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But,I need that
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Exactly and we need clothes
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Yeah
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15 shirts or something
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And how much money are willing to spend on a gaming PC?
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yeah
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I'd be willing to spend like $3,000-$6k on a really good high end gaming PC
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Yeah but that's like...gaming stuff and cars and stuff
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Stuff you use outside more
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Yeah. That better stuff
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Like i've just heard that if your audience is towards mostly women
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Advertisers likethat the most
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I've heard.
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Cause women will buy just like random child'shoes and stuff
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You know about the pink tags?
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Oh, cause like womens' stuff they'll make
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Everything that they make that is pink i actually up charged
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Yeah so it doesn't even need to be a womens version of them
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But they will make them an then its more expensive
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Same thing for men razors
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you can buy cheap versions
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and it's just a man razor, but they'll say it is woman razors
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I support that actually.
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And they are more expensive
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lol
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It was good
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That was cool
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Because
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Just fuck pink
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yeah
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because we have to do all the dangerous jobs
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We gotta rescue
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Crab fishermen
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Yeah crab fisherman
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and logging, like firefighters
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spelunking
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yeah
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cavemen
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have you ever seen any of the cave guys on tiktok?
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oh my gosh yes
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they're fucking crazy
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some guy in a tiny little hole
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he can't even move
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he's like hey
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I got stuck in hole
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im gonna die but that okay
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yeah
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it just man do fucking drugs
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just smoke crack
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what are you doing bro
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Have you seen underwater cave divers?
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I don't know if i've seen them.
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Cave divers are crazy because then they have specialized breathing instruments that keep them from going crazy,
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from their lack of oxygen to their brain and they can even think clearly
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and there's a very high percentage in death
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It is crazy
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I've heard that with divers, if your stuff is starting to mess up you'll start hallucinating.
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Yeah or if you panic at all it could mean death because
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If you make one...
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Because like listening the YouTube scary stories
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Like they have weird stories from 4chan
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Or Reddit
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Whatever
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Last night there was a deep sea diving story
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And then sometimes
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It wasn'the one last night
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But everyone were just like
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Oh my girlfriend
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Then we saw this funny octopus
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That was red
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It wasn't supposed to be that color red, and it was like waving at us
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And then they'd like realize they were hallucinating because their oxygen tanks were fucked up. Oh
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my god
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All right this one story well if one of the things I in it was likable about thisthlike
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There's this creature that lives, it is called a carpet and it lives at the bottom of the ocean.
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Carpet shark?
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No...
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Is tha taht different??
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Oh I'm sorry!
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It' s not shark???
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That was carpet sharks!!
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Well there was thing called..I think they call them carpets
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And supposed to be like huge
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Like miles long
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But its like
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A living
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Creature
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Just made out weird membranes or something
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Its just eat stuff
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That falls on bottom
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Ah never mind
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Nope
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Did you know
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I feel like there's a shark called the wobble gone.
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No
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Yeah, that was pretty weird fucking name
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That is super weird too
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Should we go on an expedition to the bottom of ocean?
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Yeah
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Ocean sex
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New thing
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You know
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Actually
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The science between
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Like
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What would in erection feel like
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Further down you going into
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They should be bad
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I don't know.
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There's more and more pressure, so would it get harder or would it gets softer?
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The deeper you go
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It feels like smaller
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And then you'd come an probably be excruciated
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Oh my god
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But there are guys that
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You just explode
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There are guys than do the
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That goes down in a diving battle thing
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Or like little capsules
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So some of those guys have been dow ther for long time
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Yo got to beat off
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So I mean like somebody's got it.
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Yeah, if you think of the Navy...
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And a submarine
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But that is more pressurized cabin
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Man the ocean is scary
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Don't want to fuck with at all
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We know less about
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The ocean than we know about space
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That pretty crazy
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Yeah
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It was wild
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Yea its scary
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Yeah, I don't like that.
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All right!
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The ocean a lot and truckers have scary stories about rest stops
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And seeing Wendigos
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Skinwalker's and stuff
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My absolute favorite story is where it is somebody
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About towns that disappear
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I was driving on this road trip, and probably sleep-deprived
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And high on something
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We found this town
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The next day it wasn'there
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It's empty
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And stuff like that
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Oh!I like that
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That is pretty nifty
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Or somebody saw a gas station
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But its from the past
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Then its gone
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The nex time they are here
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It'super wild.
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Or they go through like a time warp
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Oh, I've seen one where people talk about traveling very long distances
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and somehow they ended up traveling hundreds of miles within just an hour
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They suddenly teleported long distances
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Yeah or there'll be some other road trip
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And then it is like 5 hours later
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But i've heard somewhere that people are driving
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And like, they don't get anywhere.
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It's like two hours late and it just the same road
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and there was no cars on the road
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Like they went to some shadow dimension of this one
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That bad
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I also listen glitch in a matrix stores
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which sometimes are cool
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will be weird glitchy stuff like that
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But then sometimes it'll
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Be my wallet disappeared
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and I knew it was my girlfriend saw it and then
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It was gone.
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And its like, bro that's not a...
331
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...I don't believe you man
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Do you have any crazy stories?
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No nothing cool has ever happened to me
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Aww man
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Don' think ive ever had anything really
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...really paranormal
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or scary
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Really
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Yeah
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Spooky stories
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and I think that it's fun to listen
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to other people experiences.
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They're all fucking liars, they're making it up
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No!
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But like though
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So keep making shit
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Because you have shit on YouTube when fall asleep
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Okay
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She is making this right now
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Haha no
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so
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I was pretty young at the time, but were out in the country and it was very late at night.
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My mom driving us home and
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We were going around this bend
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It'surrounded by field
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And dark forest
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Thick thick forest
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That is nationally protected
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So you are not allowed to interfere with what happens
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or build around it.
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It's only for bigfoots, come duck to you
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So our house was 5 minutes from there
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we're almost home and out of nowhere
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this big white light
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hovers over the hood
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Oh shit
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And then goes past us
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and through this fucking tree
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and then over and down towards the lake that was nearby.
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Like it was like, almost like a spotlight or something?
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It was just like
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A big ball of light
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it'super freaky!
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Oh so its'a ball
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Yeah
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Its''like
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I've heard friends tell me
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tha they think
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is ''ball lightning.''
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But
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got really quiet
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And
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Was super scared
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My mom
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Her face
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Is white
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Like ghost
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Did you see
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That
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She said
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I saw it, but didn't want to tell you because
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because i didn' t want you scared if you didin''t see
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So we both saw that day
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It wasn ''T just me
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And weren'T high or anything
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Because...were fucking nerds
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But
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Spooky story
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That's pretty freaky
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Me and Nick
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Saw a UFO
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At Starbucks one time
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No way
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It was like, and people we know...
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You did have a story.
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Yeah but I forgot about it
407
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,840
But it was like because were at the Star Wars for hours just hanging outside
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And then like
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Like maybe midnight or something
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A couple girls wer in the parking lot
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Looking up
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Kind of freaking out
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Then look there and see
414
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It was like, I think it was tube-shaped kind of?
415
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But it was different colors.
416
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Way up this craft rainbow color...
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Weird different colors and changing colours
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And you know instead a blimp or something
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Like really
420
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UFO probably
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They were coming for us
422
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,120
and then it went away but I was like legit like were looking at it we're
423
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:58,080
like what the fuck could that even be yeah they werere coming for you
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they'r elike, ''We've seen your videos''
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They are liek why don't you do more cream pies? We hate
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fucking...I had a guy DM me awhile back he was
427
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multiple times some guys would
428
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,220
say oh dude ,do more cream pies. Oh cool
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I was like, well yeah maybe.
430
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,380
And then he's like dude you fucking suck
431
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:25,660
i fucking hate you man why can't you do cream pies?
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At first it was just please be more creative
433
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,900
and then bro they're too risky
434
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:35,480
Like they're just...I don'' want to deal with them
435
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That is why we dont deal with him very often
436
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,680
He said your a fucking piece of shit
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You used more cream pies
438
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,540
and you used to care about what I was like, bro.
439
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,240
Oh my God!
440
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,360
Dude...
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He's like
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Sorry man
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i'm drunk
444
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,980
he was very mad
445
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:57,440
oh wow
446
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:03,700
There is this one guy that comments on my stuff
447
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,440
every time
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00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,560
come out with a video
449
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,860
Every single time
450
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He says, this is a boy-girl but it's never girl.
451
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:13,710
Every single video is like not girls videos though
452
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,320
This was just like okay
453
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:25,620
And when I do actually come out with the
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Girld video he'll say
455
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:28,920
It' s not enough girlgirly videos
456
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Its always boy and Girls
457
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,400
But why does thiis
458
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,840
Not satisfy you?
459
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:42,860
Yeah, there's a lot of very special people comments sometimes.
460
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:50,480
Like I retweeted this one girl video that we filmed with like a couple weeks ago
461
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,540
And this guy...
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Let me see if my internet can work
463
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,880
My internet never works
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It is the nightmare
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00:19:58,540 --> 00:19:59,140
Oh sorry!
466
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,220
Does your internet ever work?
467
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:02,880
Mine never works
468
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:07,040
Yeah, sometimes I think they're just throttling.
469
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:09,720
They oppress me with the...
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At my house like
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until i go inside to watch
472
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it's like
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It feels like
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live in North Dakota or something
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It feels fucking
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00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:20,860
Its'like
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got trees at
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My house and its
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Like
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Oh well
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You are fucked
482
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:27,020
Sorry you don't have signal
483
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,480
I mean, i drop calls all the time in my house.
484
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Oh my god!
485
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:31,800
It's a nightmare bro
486
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That is so bad
487
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:34,700
And...I got new phone and everything
488
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it makes little better maybe but not really
489
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,520
Ah..i also got the new phone
490
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,080
This one guy says
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oh this was hidden
492
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Let me smell that asshole
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bet its stinks good
494
00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:52,970
Two heart emoji guys
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Oh man, you know there are different kinks for different people.
496
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,820
How to delete someone else's account?
497
00:21:05,493 --> 00:21:11,360
You know in the kink community there is a saying and I think it is kind of fucked up but
498
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,180
Your kinks aren't my kinds and that okay
499
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:20,860
I think it's fucked up because this kind of like you're looking down on other people
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Like man that was nasty, but okay
501
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,640
Now some of these people need to be can't shame
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00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,980
People needed the bully
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00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,030
They did somebody's people
504
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You don't need to be rounded out.
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00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,760
They needed put him in FUMA camps or something like that
506
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I had a fan who was like,
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ใฌใขใใI have gift for you
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And they tipped me for view it
509
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and they printed out joker mask
510
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and put in on their face
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then cut ou the eye holes
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Then there is sign said
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I love Leanna and the L for Leanna was cut out so his dick could stick out of it
514
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,940
And he was jerking through it.
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He's jerking through a sign
516
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Well, that fine
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You don't remember all that
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It is dedication
519
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you know...I think
520
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They have to be rounded up
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Everyone has got their weird stuff
522
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,080
So they need go the doctor
523
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,420
Some people need going
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I need to go to the doctor.
525
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,680
They need a check in on somebody
526
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,650
But see, like i'll get guys still
527
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Cause'I did tons of all kinds crazy shit the first couple years
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Like alot fetish stuff
529
00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:46,850
And some it was kinda into or pretty cool with
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A lot that Femdom stuff
531
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You know what imean?
532
00:22:51,010 --> 00:22:54,560
and like, you know I never really liked pegging that much
533
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but...I understand that
534
00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:58,520
and i like licking girls feet an stuff
535
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,420
You know girls are smothering me with their butt or whatever
536
00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:04,260
Like..you get it. That's kinda hot
537
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:06,100
But
538
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Oh just forgot what was gonna say
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Christ
540
00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:14,000
I had a fan requested
541
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:14,495
when were doing more fetish stuff
542
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,660
where they wanted to vacuum up all of my panties
543
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:22,440
Just vacuum all them
544
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:27,980
Yeah, and then have a video also of me throwing them away into like trash
545
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:28,500
Yes
546
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:43,020
He really wanted my underwear to just be completely gone like to know that I had no more pain
547
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:45,840
Okay. Oh what kind support that actually you're fine
548
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,100
You're fine, don't worry about it.
549
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:52,480
I think everybody's got to think about it a little bit
550
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,360
Everyone has their own thing
551
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,260
Someone who was really high on shrooms though
552
00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:02,060
He said he wanted me to do the ancient Egyptian titty dance
553
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:05,980
And so like...I didn'y know what that looked like
554
00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:07,520
But maybe we can try
555
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,500
What did you?
556
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:12,500
Did they tell you what...?
557
00:24:13,113 --> 00:24:13,580
Yeah no
558
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:19,560
He had me guess to try and do what I thought an Egyptian ditty dance would look like.
559
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,480
That's cool
560
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:30,000
But, because i did a bunch of wedgie videos early on too
561
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,300
Like gay man-on man hardcore wedgie action
562
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:39,660
And some of it was fun because its kind ridiculous
563
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:43,820
I still, i guess did such a good job with it that
564
00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:47,520
Still have guys like to hit me up and just sort of
565
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,060
Bro do more wedgie videos
566
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,660
And im like...I don't know man
567
00:24:56,380 --> 00:25:00,460
But one time did like brother sister
568
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,320
Wedgie video with Marsha May
569
00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:08,120
Cause early on the first few years my shoots cause filmed
570
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,100
ไฟบใฏๆฎ้ใฎใทใผใณใๆฎๅฝฑใใฆใใใใฉใ
571
00:25:15,853 --> 00:25:16,920
ใใงใขใฌใคใณใง็ทๅฅณใใฉใผใใใใซ
572
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,320
ไธ็ทใซใชใฃใฆใใใ ใใ
573
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,000
ใใใไธๅบฆใ
574
00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:21,300
ใใฎๅคงใใช็ฝใTๆคใ่ฆใใฆ
575
00:25:23,633 --> 00:25:24,300
XXXLใฟใใใ ใฃใ
576
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:25,080
ใใใจๅใๆใ็ใกใใ
577
00:25:26,286 --> 00:25:27,220
ใใใใๅฝผๅฅณใฏใญใใใณใใผใธ
578
00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:27,700
ใ ใใใใชใ
579
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:30,760
ใใใคใใใซใใ!
580
00:25:32,806 --> 00:25:33,340
ใใใใๅ็ป่ฆใฆ
581
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:36,240
X-FILESใงใ
582
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,880
It got so many fucking views, I think.
583
00:25:40,140 --> 00:25:40,620
Oh wow
584
00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:46,790
So that-
585
00:25:46,790 --> 00:25:47,510
My fiddle look
586
00:25:48,150 --> 00:25:49,010
Yeah bro
587
00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:49,810
Man
588
00:25:50,890 --> 00:25:51,810
Oh look
589
00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:52,370
Hey!
590
00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:53,010
That's you
591
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:54,910
Suggested
592
00:25:54,910 --> 00:25:57,270
Xvideos knows what we're doing right now
593
00:25:57,270 --> 00:25:58,770
Teen best friend test if i'm gay
594
00:25:58,770 --> 00:25:59,890
People liked that a lot
595
00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:01,150
Yeah they did
596
00:26:01,150 --> 00:26:01,650
Yeah
597
00:26:01,650 --> 00:26:02,570
They really liked it
598
00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:02,930
And mine
599
00:26:02,930 --> 00:26:05,770
Like just being like no
600
00:26:06,456 --> 00:26:06,590
Um
601
00:26:06,590 --> 00:26:13,270
I'm a homo, and you're just like well maybe we should try to see if you're not.
602
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:21,160
i love how most of my videos it's just like...i've never seen
603
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:21,680
but
604
00:26:28,466 --> 00:26:31,200
identify with that because for years when
605
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:35,660
I think that we have a similarity there.
606
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,140
Because, like...
607
00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:39,660
Pretending like i've never had sex before
608
00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:42,000
You know..
609
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,400
It's just kinda
610
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,040
Like not being good with
611
00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:48,500
Yeah it is the sense of naivety to things
612
00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:05,110
Have you ever done any videos
613
00:27:05,110 --> 00:27:05,830
Where you pretended be
614
00:27:06,310 --> 00:27:07,470
Like giant
615
00:27:08,230 --> 00:27:08,670
Yes!
616
00:27:09,070 --> 00:27:09,990
That requested
617
00:27:11,316 --> 00:27:12,250
Request before
618
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,770
But haven't done this
619
00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:14,750
Hypnosis
620
00:27:16,130 --> 00:27:23,330
videos oh then there's one with my mom we got three million views but for a wedgie video that is pretty good
621
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,420
family wedgies nothing like giving your family
622
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,880
but see to me like you know
623
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:40,140
fucking your family members, thats makes sense to
624
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,760
as fetish yeah?
625
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,160
i would do it in real life
626
00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:48,500
็งใ่จใฃใฆใใใฎใฏใใใชใใฏใใฎๆ็ซ ใๅฐใๆฉใๆญขใใใจๆใฃใใ
627
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:54,940
ใใฎ้จๅใซใคใใฆ็่งฃใงใใใใใใใชใใใฉ
628
00:27:57,026 --> 00:27:57,760
ใ ใใใใใฏ้้ใใ ใ
629
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,120
ใใใชใใจใใฆใฏใใใชใ
630
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:02,980
ใงใใใใ ใใงๅ้กใซใชใฃใฆใ
631
00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:06,420
ใใใใใใๆฌๅฝใซ็ฑใใใฆ
632
00:28:09,126 --> 00:28:10,260
ใใใจๅใใใใช็ถๆณใชใใฉใใใ?
633
00:28:12,786 --> 00:28:13,120
่ใใฆใฟใ
634
00:28:14,540 --> 00:28:20,960
I think the appeal of step-siblings is like, it's the fact that you aren't related.
635
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,120
Like what would happen if...
636
00:28:29,273 --> 00:28:30,140
We were drunk
637
00:28:39,673 --> 00:28:40,340
It was bad
638
00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:43,560
Glad you feel safe enough to come out with that here
639
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,540
That would be wild though
640
00:28:45,946 --> 00:28:46,280
No no
641
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,040
No, it's never happened.
642
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:54,620
But I've had people fucking message me on like...
643
00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:55,760
X Hamster!
644
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,760
XHamster is a very special place but
645
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,540
i've had few people messaged and be like
646
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:04,800
Hey..I have done this
647
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,300
Me and my whatever
648
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,920
real related family members
649
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:14,120
Dude your videos are so realistic
650
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,740
I just want to pretend like, oh he's just larping.
651
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,680
But then part of me is like...
652
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,300
Oh man!
653
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,540
Someone requested a slime video
654
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,420
They wanted nothing sexual
655
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:39,460
They wanted it to look like Nickelodeon game show
656
00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:41,580
And they said that they had been
657
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:43,760
Parts with the production company
658
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,960
and gave me the recipe for making my own slime.
659
00:29:48,780 --> 00:29:49,180
And...
660
00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:49,520
yeah,
661
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:51,020
I was everything
662
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,380
What did you do with the slime?
663
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,400
It got dunked on me
664
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,100
Oh okay
665
00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:01,860
Forgot where it was going with that
666
00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:03,080
Lost in a train of thought
667
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,580
Wow we're talking about having incest
668
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,800
Talking about knocking off your mom
669
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,555
I guess it was just like really fucked up ideas because it was one of the guys on Nickelodeon, so were like oh my god
670
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,940
Oh yeah that big Nickelodeon producer guy thats in the kids feet
671
00:30:25,940 --> 00:30:28,140
Yeah super fucking weird
672
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,000
Its crazy
673
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:36,220
It's crazy. And I've seen people on Twitter and stuff post about it, like...
674
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:40,060
It'd be like send me pictures of your feet kids!
675
00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:44,280
Like it is so bad bro.. He isn't in jail
676
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,880
Yeah what up with that?
677
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,920
Probably buying a new Bentley right now
678
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,520
He's just in Beverly Hills probably, he is living good.
679
00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:59,860
No justice for the kid foot pedo guy
680
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,960
It was fucked up
681
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,080
He got fired but I think that kept all his money
682
00:31:18,396 --> 00:31:19,530
Let try to make a
683
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,220
See if we can make it TikTok
684
00:31:22,813 --> 00:31:23,080
Yeah
685
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,580
Put the boobies away
686
00:31:25,853 --> 00:31:26,120
yeah
687
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,020
Again be naked for those
688
00:31:39,980 --> 00:31:46,900
I'm sorry, you don't know what i am supposed to say?
689
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,420
No that's good. You said the perfect thing
690
00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:55,480
This is my step sister Rihanna
691
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,320
Wait what do you want me say
692
00:32:03,940 --> 00:32:04,340
TikTok
693
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:05,720
Hello
694
00:32:06,226 --> 00:32:06,360
Hi
695
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:06,800
What are we doing today
696
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,920
This is my stepsister, Rihanna.
697
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:09,700
My siblings
698
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,540
My sibling girlfriend
699
00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:13,100
Best friend
700
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:14,700
All the things at once
701
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,580
We're filming hookup therapy right now so
702
00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:18,260
If you guys want to ask any questions about
703
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:19,700
God damn it
704
00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:25,160
This is the viewers favorite part when I try and make a TikTok video
705
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,700
Live on that thing
706
00:32:30,060 --> 00:32:30,860
What's up guy?
707
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,120
Here with me step sister girlfriend
708
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,100
Rihanna Loving
709
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:41,120
ใใใฏใขใใใปใใฉใใผใง ไฝใ่ใใฆใใใๆใใฆใใใ?
710
00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:45,900
ใจใซใใซใชใคใใจๆใใ
711
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,320
ใใจใใๆนๆณใฏ
712
00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:52,220
ใปใฉใฎ่ณชๅใใใใฐ
713
00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:55,560
ใ็ญใใใใจใซใชใ
714
00:32:57,026 --> 00:32:57,360
ๆฅฝใใฟใ ใญ
715
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:01,800
ใฉใใช่ฉฑใใฆใใฃใ
716
00:33:03,673 --> 00:33:04,740
I'm pretty good.
717
00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:09,220
TheAnimeLovingZero, i think?
718
00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:12,130
Gaga
719
00:33:12,130 --> 00:33:13,290
Oh yeah...
720
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:31,520
Yeah
721
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:37,420
I feel like have zero creativity when it comes to TikTok
722
00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:40,140
Like just..I don't have any motivation for TikTok
723
00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:42,480
It's all bad
724
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,940
Just kind of thoughtless videos
725
00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:50,120
Some people actually do really nice videos on TikTok
726
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:50,840
Like me.
727
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:51,840
Yeah?
728
00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:53,260
That's good
729
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,370
The Industrial Revolution was a mistake
730
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,950
Return to monkey, right Jess
731
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:02,490
Yes
732
00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:03,730
We need to return the tradition
733
00:34:03,730 --> 00:34:05,170
Needed get rid of all this
734
00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:06,870
All you people using the internet
735
00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:07,610
You're wrong
736
00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:08,510
It is bad
737
00:34:09,710 --> 00:34:12,050
I need more money though
738
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,470
So i have keep using internet
739
00:34:14,916 --> 00:34:15,250
Oh ok
740
00:34:16,650 --> 00:34:17,250
Unfortunately
741
00:34:18,150 --> 00:34:19,050
But idk
742
00:34:19,050 --> 00:34:20,050
You know, I like...
743
00:34:21,630 --> 00:34:23,110
That's what it like.
744
00:34:23,350 --> 00:34:25,210
Well see i hate the TikTok now because
745
00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:27,190
got on there just to fuck around
746
00:34:27,790 --> 00:34:29,450
and just be like hello friends
747
00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:32,270
but now think too much about
748
00:34:34,270 --> 00:34:36,430
you know the algorithm and stuff
749
00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:39,550
cause a while back
750
00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:42,290
if your newest video
751
00:34:43,110 --> 00:34:45,810
isn't getting views
752
00:34:45,810 --> 00:34:47,230
its holding back your other videos
753
00:34:49,050 --> 00:34:53,290
a lot of times I might put the video out and it doesn't get that many views
754
00:34:53,290 --> 00:34:56,350
and then like the one before it got 100,000 views
755
00:34:56,350 --> 00:34:58,390
so now they'll be like unbelieve this is fucking
756
00:34:58,390 --> 00:35:00,970
And seems like its worth
757
00:35:00,970 --> 00:35:01,910
Like you know
758
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:04,370
Just hate than to think about that shit
759
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:05,690
But
760
00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:09,230
It's crazy
761
00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:14,010
Well kinda feel
762
00:35:14,010 --> 00:35:15,170
Its fine but then
763
00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:15,650
Kinda feel
764
00:35:15,650 --> 00:35:18,390
Already answered all god damn questions on there
765
00:35:18,390 --> 00:35:19,150
You know
766
00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:20,530
People will say what?
767
00:35:21,230 --> 00:35:22,190
Why do you have money
768
00:35:22,190 --> 00:35:25,470
I mean, what does a vagina feel like?
769
00:35:27,490 --> 00:35:33,110
Some of my most viewed videos will be asking about specific girl.
770
00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:35,190
And then i'll just be like
771
00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:38,290
Bro...I fucking cummed so hard
772
00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:40,490
Cause it's like
773
00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:43,770
You know and then she was really cool or this kinda happened
774
00:35:43,770 --> 00:35:45,150
But its'like
775
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:48,090
She is hot dude! It was great
776
00:35:48,090 --> 00:35:48,690
What do you think
777
00:35:48,690 --> 00:35:51,930
I feel like i booked her because she's hot
778
00:35:51,930 --> 00:35:52,790
It was good
779
00:35:54,270 --> 00:35:56,190
They want to live through the experience
780
00:35:56,190 --> 00:35:58,870
They wanna know every detail
781
00:35:58,870 --> 00:36:02,350
and sometimes that is just hard to really express
782
00:36:02,350 --> 00:36:04,450
because it happens so frequently for you
783
00:36:04,450 --> 00:36:05,670
Well a lot of that, yeah
784
00:36:08,070 --> 00:36:09,070
Sometimes like
785
00:36:10,090 --> 00:36:13,650
ill make video and im saying same shit as other girl
786
00:36:13,650 --> 00:36:15,490
cause its like she was really hot
787
00:36:18,690 --> 00:36:21,430
But I mean, people are interested.
788
00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:25,710
Or sometimes they'll ask about a certain girl
789
00:36:25,710 --> 00:36:26,650
and then i'm like...
790
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,420
So can't make up with you
791
00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:35,970
Can say anything because
792
00:36:35,970 --> 00:36:38,150
don' want to be mean person
793
00:36:39,063 --> 00:36:39,530
Be nice
794
00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:41,800
Fair
795
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,420
So have been doing pornos?
796
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:50,240
Yeah
797
00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:52,040
Lots of porn
798
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:56,800
Out in LA
799
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:01,280
Yeah, I do a lot of trips back and forth.
800
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:05,640
Half the month here and half the month in LA
801
00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:14,370
What was like the craziest shit you've done?
802
00:37:21,070 --> 00:37:24,250
Um...I guess it's my most recent
803
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:27,670
I did like a four-parter for Teamskate recently.
804
00:37:28,650 --> 00:37:30,390
Teamskate All Star for October,
805
00:37:31,796 --> 00:37:32,530
where i was
806
00:37:32,530 --> 00:37:38,290
A stepdaughter who was possessed by book trying to like
807
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:39,470
summon Satan
808
00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:40,470
and thought that it'something my
809
00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:43,110
my stepdad
810
00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:45,870
and then the same thing through
811
00:37:45,870 --> 00:37:46,750
My Stepbrother
812
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,470
in order complete the ritual
813
00:37:48,470 --> 00:37:50,470
I had to fuck my whole step family.
814
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,340
Many such cases, it happens a lot
815
00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:57,480
Yeah you know that's quite typical
816
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:01,960
So you start dabbling with the cult
817
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,400
and when you get an Ouija board
818
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:03,920
the next thing they know
819
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,120
You're fucking your entire family
820
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:09,900
Exactly! Close your eyes for one second
821
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:10,820
And then open them
822
00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:12,760
Your whole family is literally fucked
823
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,160
Dads jizzing all over ya
824
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,760
Happens all of time
825
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,140
Was it a happy ending at the end or did everybody die?
826
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:23,680
I died.
827
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,500
Did you really ?
828
00:38:26,326 --> 00:38:32,860
Well,I think i get kidnapped by the cult because my step brother got officially possessed by Satan
829
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:37,660
and so me step mom and fled from there then they find us again
830
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:38,670
That'scary
831
00:38:40,673 --> 00:38:41,340
It was hot
832
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,820
You guys filmed that over like few days
833
00:38:47,473 --> 00:38:55,540
It was honestly probably the most hectic time for me because I was doing a bunch of really big projects at the same time.
834
00:38:56,140 --> 00:39:00,580
So, um...I went from Vegas one day and then went from Vegas to LA
835
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,320
The next day
836
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,860
Then i went from L A
837
00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:04,760
To Florida
838
00:39:06,846 --> 00:39:07,980
And then had rest
839
00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:12,360
day and then I went from Florida to Arizona
840
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,740
and then Arizona back to Florida
841
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:15,560
To finish filming.
842
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:19,600
It was it was a lot of travel,
843
00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:21,020
i think yeah
844
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:21,340
took
845
00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:21,820
A bit
846
00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:21,960
Of
847
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,280
break
848
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,040
After that
849
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,000
because
850
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,520
Was so tired
851
00:39:28,406 --> 00:39:28,940
So tired
852
00:39:30,673 --> 00:39:30,940
Damn
853
00:39:32,373 --> 00:39:32,640
Yeah
854
00:39:33,566 --> 00:39:34,300
It was fun.
855
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,220
I like big projects
856
00:39:39,530 --> 00:39:40,260
Are you okay?
857
00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:43,140
Is that the Reese's Pieces
858
00:39:43,140 --> 00:39:46,040
A bunch of hotel Reese pieces
859
00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:50,040
$100 dollar
860
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:54,960
This hotel though, they got it stocked
861
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,500
They got Pringles
862
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,580
We shot this one hotel a couple months ago
863
00:40:05,973 --> 00:40:13,440
It was really weird. There were no name-brand snacks, just weird stuff like oriental Czech mix stuff or whatever
864
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,260
where everything is hard and weird
865
00:40:15,260 --> 00:40:16,240
I liked it though!
866
00:40:17,420 --> 00:40:19,040
But it's gross
867
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,960
Everybody else tried but they said that wasn't good
868
00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:24,740
Because you're eating...
869
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:25,360
Paper?
870
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,120
Yeah
871
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,940
With not flavor
872
00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:29,860
Never really, but I thought...I liked it.
873
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,880
But that was the best thing and then they had these candies
874
00:40:32,580 --> 00:40:35,320
These chocolate wrapped cherries or something
875
00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:36,740
But they had like mold on them
876
00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:38,000
And you ate one of them
877
00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:51,020
So that's how you got sick?
878
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,080
That was fine
879
00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:58,460
Bu keep eating snacks because its like their there
880
00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:01,120
Because..i don't have any food in my house
881
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:10,160
I started trying to lose weight a couple of years ago, and eating like once per day.
882
00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:11,220
Intermittent fasting?
883
00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:18,220
Yeah! And it's the most extreme intermittent fasting kind of thing
884
00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:21,840
But...to do that is like..I cannot be trusted
885
00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:27,200
You can't leave the food around because i'll eat
886
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,980
So just get uber eats every single day
887
00:41:34,540 --> 00:41:36,740
I read a lot, but what i do is...
888
00:41:36,740 --> 00:41:38,240
Im like triple diamond member
889
00:41:39,793 --> 00:41:40,460
Yes im too
890
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,860
They are going to put me on the board
891
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,580
When they had the Uber 1 deals
892
00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:53,740
It gave 60 dollars off of meal
893
00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:56,000
Because id spend so much money
894
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,200
I don't even do any of that shit.
895
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,160
Probably have like thousands of dollars for you
896
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,260
because it's like,
897
00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:01,880
they got rid
898
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,220
the point system now
899
00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:04,840
so i dont know what happens
900
00:42:05,493 --> 00:42:05,760
yeah
901
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,980
cause'I feel its some kind
902
00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:07,660
scam or
903
00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:07,980
well
904
00:42:09,433 --> 00:42:09,900
im just
905
00:42:10,646 --> 00:42:11,180
You know
906
00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:11,880
a secret
907
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:12,540
What?
908
00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:14,640
this entire conversation
909
00:42:15,826 --> 00:42:15,960
So
910
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:16,290
were going to be doing
911
00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:19,220
the podcast first
912
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:21,720
sometimes
913
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:22,740
from my scenes
914
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:24,940
prepare by pre-lubing
915
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,040
So I've just been dripping lube on this bed the entire time.
916
00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:32,260
And that is my secret!
917
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:33,940
Me too
918
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,460
You always want to be pre-lubed
919
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:40,940
Yeah, it's a good idea
920
00:42:40,940 --> 00:42:43,180
It' s just like when you leave your house in morning
921
00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:44,900
You should lube up your holes
922
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,220
Everybody should do tha
923
00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:49,600
Because yo never know when are going drop soap
924
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,800
Never know what day might bring
925
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,660
Exactly
926
00:42:52,660 --> 00:42:56,660
So why not be safe and just, you know?
927
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,440
So you're like ready for whatever happens.
928
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,500
Yeah I think that's it
929
00:43:04,653 --> 00:43:06,120
i feel like an athlete
930
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,220
You gotta to prepared
931
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,620
Man this fucking thing is not gonna upload
932
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,880
Oh...I'm sorry
933
00:43:20,930 --> 00:43:23,210
Nick can connect the wifi on this
934
00:43:23,830 --> 00:43:25,490
And then open TikTok back up
935
00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:26,885
Nick'slowly dreading the sign up process.
936
00:43:34,130 --> 00:43:36,370
I'm gonna make Nick be in these videos soon,
937
00:43:36,930 --> 00:43:38,150
Make him do this
938
00:43:41,570 --> 00:43:46,070
Cause he has to like go try and have sex with girls in real life
939
00:43:46,070 --> 00:43:48,010
Like he is on dating apps and stuff
940
00:43:50,090 --> 00:43:52,070
He tells me these horror stories
941
00:43:52,570 --> 00:43:53,370
Oh man
942
00:43:54,650 --> 00:43:56,710
Im really curious what horror stories
943
00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:05,100
We're just having to like go get coffee with a woman, you know?
944
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:13,960
I tried dating recently. No not recently...a while ago
945
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:22,900
and we meet up and were gonna get food but first he comes over
946
00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:24,140
and he gives me a big hug,
947
00:44:24,220 --> 00:44:27,120
and then he just puts his face in my hair
948
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,380
And takes like really deep whiff
949
00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:31,760
He's like you smell nice
950
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,280
Light? Like light.
951
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:35,940
Yeah!
952
00:44:37,060 --> 00:44:39,300
That is exactly what it was
953
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:42,180
It did like really loud whiff
954
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,380
I could hear the sniff
955
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,360
Then i was just thanks
956
00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:49,300
Shall we
957
00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:51,540
How does that go
958
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:56,560
ใใใญใใงใ้ซชใฎๆฏใๅฅใใใๆใๅฝผใฏใฉใใ ใ่ฆๅดใใฆใใใ่ใใใใ
959
00:44:59,546 --> 00:45:00,480
ใใชใใซไผใใฃใฆใใใใจใ ใ
960
00:45:02,733 --> 00:45:03,600
ใพใใๅฐ่ฑกใซใชใใใฎใฏๆๅ
961
00:45:04,426 --> 00:45:04,960
ใใใฏใใใงใใญ
962
00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:08,140
ใใใใใคใๅคงๅๅ
963
00:45:08,933 --> 00:45:09,200
ใใใงใ
964
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,040
ใใคใใงใขใจใ่ใใฆใชใ?
965
00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:14,580
ใๅใใงไธ็ทใชใใฃใใใช
966
00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:16,100
ใชใใฆ
967
00:45:16,100 --> 00:45:17,320
ไฟบใใใใซใกใใไฝๆฅญใใฃใฆใใ
968
00:45:19,006 --> 00:45:19,340
ๆฌๅฝใงใใ
969
00:45:20,313 --> 00:45:20,580
้ข็ฝใใ
970
00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:22,580
I've been tied up by my own hair.
971
00:45:28,266 --> 00:45:33,600
One of the things that you can do is tie the end with rope and use it as a leash
972
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,240
That's pretty fun to say
973
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,580
Some people want have sex with their hair
974
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,760
So actually don't
975
00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:49,180
ใใญใชใใฎไธ้จใงใใใผใใปใปใณใใซใผใทใฃใซ่กใฃใใใจใใใใ
976
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,160
ไฝๆ ใใฉใผใชใใฏๆใใใๅ ดๆ?
977
00:45:57,540 --> 00:45:58,340
ใใใชๆใใ ใจๆใใใฉใญ
978
00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:01,600
ใ ใฃใฆ้ซฎใๅใๅฟ ่ฆใใใใพใใชใใใใช
979
00:46:02,806 --> 00:46:03,340
ใใใใใใใชใ
980
00:46:06,693 --> 00:46:07,160
ใใใใใใโฆ
981
00:46:09,740 --> 00:46:10,340
ใกใใฃใจๆปใใฆใฟใฆ
982
00:46:13,430 --> 00:46:16,030
And then, kinda like...
983
00:46:16,030 --> 00:46:18,030
Oh! We were doing that. Okay
984
00:46:18,030 --> 00:46:20,910
I was like okay you're not interested in handjobs today
985
00:46:20,910 --> 00:46:24,090
Yeah it's just kind of take the hair and then
986
00:46:24,090 --> 00:46:25,030
You know
987
00:46:25,410 --> 00:46:27,230
And then you could be over top
988
00:46:27,230 --> 00:46:28,450
Then i'm like
989
00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:28,730
Just
990
00:46:28,730 --> 00:46:29,610
Ya know
991
00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:30,670
Tend to sleep
992
00:46:30,670 --> 00:46:31,790
Fuckin' your hair
993
00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:32,890
It is hard say exactly
994
00:46:33,856 --> 00:46:34,390
One time
995
00:46:35,090 --> 00:46:37,110
Idid an underwater hair job
996
00:46:37,110 --> 00:46:37,275
So wer both
997
00:46:39,250 --> 00:46:40,390
Like under water
998
00:46:40,390 --> 00:46:44,770
and I was fucking this girl's hair in a pool.
999
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:46,960
That is pretty cool!
1000
00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:53,760
It is not for everybody, but some people are into it
1001
00:46:54,660 --> 00:46:57,920
Well...I could imagine that hair softer under water
1002
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,800
looks prettier and silkier
1003
00:47:01,220 --> 00:47:03,180
like fucking mermaids
1004
00:47:03,180 --> 00:47:03,620
right?
1005
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:04,280
Yeah
1006
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:04,860
You look like a mermaid.
1007
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,570
I just... yeah, that's about it
1008
00:47:14,870 --> 00:47:16,090
Just thinking about like
1009
00:47:19,390 --> 00:47:20,910
What would be funny is if
1010
00:47:20,910 --> 00:47:23,770
i went to do that underwater hair job thing
1011
00:47:23,770 --> 00:47:25,090
and immediately nodded
1012
00:47:28,710 --> 00:47:30,710
This so fucking weird dude
1013
00:47:30,710 --> 00:47:32,370
what kind of fucking weirdo wants to
1014
00:47:32,370 --> 00:47:34,310
And I just like, and the girl was like
1015
00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:35,050
Oh fuck!
1016
00:47:35,170 --> 00:47:36,210
And then i'm like oh shit
1017
00:47:36,210 --> 00:47:37,890
This is so hot
1018
00:47:37,890 --> 00:47:38,590
Didn't even know
1019
00:47:39,910 --> 00:47:40,810
Didnt' even know that
1020
00:47:40,810 --> 00:47:40,970
That this
1021
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,580
It's funny
1022
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,940
Always liked it with hypnosis
1023
00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:48,100
Like
1024
00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:49,020
Always liked
1025
00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:50,420
This still fucking weird
1026
00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:52,080
Why would anyone be into this?
1027
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:52,540
Then always
1028
00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:53,000
Fuck
1029
00:47:53,593 --> 00:47:53,860
Came
1030
00:47:55,266 --> 00:47:55,800
Felt bad
1031
00:47:57,113 --> 00:47:57,380
Like
1032
00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:02,340
You got actually
1033
00:48:02,340 --> 00:48:03,420
Kind of hypnotized
1034
00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:06,660
So you were like into it?
1035
00:48:07,020 --> 00:48:10,240
Yeah, I was into it for years.
1036
00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:12,460
It was super hot
1037
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,400
You can touch that
1038
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:17,900
Yeah
1039
00:48:25,050 --> 00:48:27,250
Im also all lubed up
1040
00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:27,930
Ready to go
1041
00:48:28,630 --> 00:48:29,690
That would be cool
1042
00:48:30,370 --> 00:48:33,010
Did you just pull off my lube
1043
00:48:33,610 --> 00:48:34,010
Yea
1044
00:48:35,030 --> 00:48:37,330
Fucking squirt on the holes
1045
00:48:38,003 --> 00:48:38,270
ใใใใ
1046
00:48:41,683 --> 00:48:43,350
ๆฐใใใทใชใผใบใฎใใใชใใฆใงใใตใคใใไฝใงใใใใ
1047
00:48:44,843 --> 00:48:46,110
ใใชใใฏ้ป่ฒใ่ญฆๅฏๅฎใ่ฆใใใจใใใ?
1048
00:48:48,036 --> 00:48:48,570
ใใใใใพใใชใ
1049
00:48:50,463 --> 00:48:51,330
ใใใฆใใ็ฝไบบใซไผใฃใใจใ
1050
00:48:53,070 --> 00:48:53,870
ๅฎ้ใซใฏใซใผใใฌใณใใใ
1051
00:48:54,650 --> 00:48:55,250
ๅฝผใใใ้ใใใใ
1052
00:48:57,170 --> 00:48:57,770
ๆณฅๆฃใงๆฐดๅ่ฃ็ตฆใใ
1053
00:49:03,443 --> 00:49:04,110
ใใใฆใใใธๅ ฅใ่พผใ
1054
00:49:19,636 --> 00:49:24,570
I was just thinking about like, a new site where it's like you know me and
1055
00:49:24,570 --> 00:49:28,490
the girl and it is competition to see who gets fucked.
1056
00:49:29,530 --> 00:49:30,850
You know she has got strap on
1057
00:49:30,850 --> 00:49:35,330
I've got my penis, and it's just there are some weapons or whatever like we have
1058
00:49:35,330 --> 00:49:38,690
like different things you know what i mean? It is just like somebody getting fucked
1059
00:49:40,010 --> 00:49:43,690
you know. But its'like... You don't who he gonna be
1060
00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:46,490
And then..I get fucked every time
1061
00:49:47,770 --> 00:49:49,790
Oh! There ya go
1062
00:49:49,790 --> 00:49:50,610
Everytime
1063
00:49:53,383 --> 00:49:53,850
OH NO!!
1064
00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:57,410
There ar a certain species of underwater creature
1065
00:49:57,410 --> 00:50:01,030
where they conduct a ritual known as penis fencing
1066
00:50:01,850 --> 00:50:03,990
and whoever gets pierced
1067
00:50:03,990 --> 00:50:04,790
I'm berked up
1068
00:50:07,310 --> 00:50:10,490
So the fish is like, they rub their fish boners together?
1069
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:14,390
Well they fight with their penises
1070
00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:16,510
and whoever gets pierced by
1071
00:50:16,510 --> 00:50:17,570
The penis becomes
1072
00:50:17,570 --> 00:50:18,550
The female
1073
00:50:20,310 --> 00:50:21,710
And gets pregnant
1074
00:50:22,870 --> 00:50:24,570
That's high stakes
1075
00:50:25,090 --> 00:50:26,270
Yeah it is
1076
00:50:26,670 --> 00:50:27,190
That's wild.
1077
00:50:27,490 --> 00:50:28,830
That was very high stakes
1078
00:50:29,870 --> 00:50:33,590
See that would be cool if people were like that
1079
00:50:34,790 --> 00:50:38,250
We just all had penises and we had to penis fence
1080
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:38,770
Yeah
1081
00:50:38,770 --> 00:50:40,810
If our dicks were long enough
1082
00:50:41,283 --> 00:50:41,550
Yeah
1083
00:50:41,550 --> 00:50:42,315
I have really fucking weird animal facts, i'm sorry
1084
00:50:44,450 --> 00:50:46,190
No no it was really good
1085
00:50:47,270 --> 00:50:48,430
It hits you hard?
1086
00:50:48,850 --> 00:50:49,090
Yea
1087
00:50:49,790 --> 00:50:51,350
Tell me about those fish cocks
1088
00:50:56,610 --> 00:50:58,110
It makes sense.
1089
00:51:00,430 --> 00:51:01,770
Nature is amazing
1090
00:51:01,770 --> 00:51:04,510
Yeah, I mean nature made these
1091
00:51:05,110 --> 00:51:05,990
That's true
1092
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:38,580
This is just the part of the podcast where
1093
00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:39,640
Where you don't have anything to say
1094
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,500
No this a part
1095
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:43,960
Of podcast where
1096
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,280
You keep talking about stupid shit
1097
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:53,520
Absolutely
1098
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:04,680
So like, how many jobs have you had before you started doing porn stuff?
1099
00:52:20,683 --> 00:52:20,950
Two.
1100
00:52:27,130 --> 00:52:31,590
I volunteered at Habitat for Humanity
1101
00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:36,360
But did they pay money ?
1102
00:52:37,066 --> 00:52:37,200
No
1103
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,800
I just did it for free.
1104
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,420
i worked as the cashier
1105
00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:48,880
and as like the furniture intake
1106
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:50,500
reviewer
1107
00:52:54,423 --> 00:52:55,690
and at a sports bar
1108
00:53:00,266 --> 00:53:02,000
but not actually Hoosiers?
1109
00:53:02,620 --> 00:53:05,820
no, that was in Irish Sports Bar
1110
00:53:15,566 --> 00:53:16,700
ใใฎๆใฏใญใฃใณใใๅงใใใใ ใใญ?
1111
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,440
็งใ้ซๆ ก็ใ ใฃใ้ ใใใใฃใฆใใใใฉใไปไบใซใคใใฆๆขใใฆใใใจใใใใฃใฆ
1112
00:53:30,860 --> 00:53:32,260
ใใงใใฏใคใณใขใใชใฑใผใทใงใใซใง่ใใใใ
1113
00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:34,400
ใๆฏใใใฉใใใฃใฆใใใชใจๆใใใฆ
1114
00:53:39,666 --> 00:53:39,800
ใใฃ
1115
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,560
I thought that i was a liability and couldn't get an actual job
1116
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,660
Like when you applied at restaurants, bars?
1117
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,780
They were like where's your mom little girl
1118
00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:55,810
But then the guy at the sports bar was like
1119
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:58,260
Work right here
1120
00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:03,180
Dont even worry about it. You're fine
1121
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,120
How long were you working there for
1122
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:09,560
How long did it take to get a new wife, please?
1123
00:54:11,060 --> 00:54:12,440
A couple of months.
1124
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:17,100
It didn't last long because the manager was the owner of
1125
00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:18,360
The restaurant's wife
1126
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,200
And that just causes all sorts
1127
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:23,860
Of problems
1128
00:54:29,890 --> 00:54:32,430
Was there jealousy or something like that
1129
00:54:32,430 --> 00:54:34,610
She...it jus made her bitch
1130
00:54:34,610 --> 00:54:36,410
Because she felt like s he had
1131
00:54:36,410 --> 00:54:40,470
To exert his status and authority over
1132
00:54:44,813 --> 00:54:50,080
she was something but also they made me do a bunch of stuff that wasn't part of
1133
00:54:56,040 --> 00:55:01,040
being in Greeter like sex gang bangs there we go I had sex with you did you
1134
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:05,880
really no oh my goodness know i am before
1135
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,780
Before I got into porn,
1136
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:08,340
and only had sex twice.
1137
00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:09,320
Oh wow
1138
00:55:13,590 --> 00:55:14,990
Did you ever have any
1139
00:55:15,570 --> 00:55:16,890
like special customers?
1140
00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:18,570
Like creepy old men
1141
00:55:19,970 --> 00:55:21,770
trying to proposition you
1142
00:55:22,450 --> 00:55:22,790
Nope
1143
00:55:25,510 --> 00:55:26,310
That's good
1144
00:55:26,310 --> 00:55:27,350
because you weren't
1145
00:55:27,350 --> 00:55:28,810
but... You weren' t like a server
1146
00:55:30,763 --> 00:55:31,830
or just the host
1147
00:55:32,316 --> 00:55:32,450
So
1148
00:55:32,450 --> 00:55:33,690
so..I was greeter
1149
00:55:33,690 --> 00:55:34,610
and server
1150
00:55:34,610 --> 00:55:35,530
dishwasher
1151
00:55:36,110 --> 00:55:36,770
food prep
1152
00:55:36,770 --> 00:55:37,550
janitor
1153
00:55:37,550 --> 00:55:38,450
Oh, okay.
1154
00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:41,180
And no weird horny old men?
1155
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:42,800
Wow!
1156
00:55:46,233 --> 00:55:46,700
Well...
1157
00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:48,940
I can say before i got into porn
1158
00:55:48,940 --> 00:55:50,560
it wasn't really known for my looks
1159
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,780
People called me the turtle half the time
1160
00:55:52,780 --> 00:55:54,460
The turtle?!
1161
00:55:54,460 --> 00:55:54,880
Uh-huh
1162
00:55:57,650 --> 00:55:59,610
6 layers of clothes
1163
00:55:59,610 --> 00:56:02,410
Really big hoodies and flats
1164
00:56:03,150 --> 00:56:05,050
Jeans that covered up everything
1165
00:56:22,193 --> 00:56:26,460
I was a nerd with zero sexuality or bodily awareness that's good
1166
00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:27,960
That is how i'm trying to be.
1167
00:56:36,173 --> 00:56:39,640
How old were you when you first lost your virginity?
1168
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:42,520
20, 21
1169
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,700
Holy shit!
1170
00:56:44,886 --> 00:56:45,620
ใฏใฌใคใธใผใชใใจใ ใใ
1171
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,460
ใใงใ ใฝใฎใชใขใซใปใฉใคใ
1172
00:56:51,006 --> 00:56:51,740
18ๆญณใซใชใฃใใจใใฏใ
1173
00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:53,200
ใใใชใซๆณฃใใฆใใชใใจๆใฃใฆใใใ ใใฉ
1174
00:56:55,693 --> 00:56:56,760
ใใฃใจใใใพใงๆฐใฅใใใฆใใใใ
1175
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:57,160
ใใ!
1176
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:58,540
ใใใใใพใใชใใชใใฆใ
1177
00:56:58,540 --> 00:56:59,880
ใใชใใ่ฆๅคฑใๆใ็งใฏใใคใงใๆถใง
1178
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:00,860
ใฉใใฉใใจๆณชใๅบใใฆใใใพใใ
1179
00:57:05,413 --> 00:57:06,280
ใชใใงๆณขๅใใใใงใใฃใ?
1180
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:08,720
ใ ใใชใใใใชใใงใใใญ
1181
00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:13,060
I legitimately, everyone thought that i was going to be a nun.
1182
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:19,540
But how...was it like? How was that..wasn't okay or...?
1183
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,000
It Was great!
1184
00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:23,820
Really?!
1185
00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:25,740
Oh yeah!!It's really awesome
1186
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:35,120
So....I've been very scared of sex for long time
1187
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,760
and to get around that, I asked my friends
1188
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,980
and they said hey you should try BDSM
1189
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,360
because you can do a whole bunch of intimate stuff without ever
1190
00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:55,860
having have sex
1191
00:57:59,270 --> 00:58:00,410
BSN is scary
1192
00:58:01,170 --> 00:58:02,830
so i tried bondage
1193
00:58:02,830 --> 00:58:03,550
hypnosis
1194
00:58:04,270 --> 00:58:05,710
all this other stuff
1195
00:58:05,710 --> 00:58:09,230
and I'd clean someone's house naked.
1196
00:58:09,470 --> 00:58:13,830
Nice, oh so did you like go on like fat life or something?
1197
00:58:14,190 --> 00:58:14,510
Yeah
1198
00:58:16,310 --> 00:58:18,490
And was in my local community
1199
00:58:18,490 --> 00:58:20,870
and made a lot of really great friends
1200
00:58:21,490 --> 00:58:21,910
Nice
1201
00:58:30,710 --> 00:58:31,670
And eventually
1202
00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:37,570
Actually, I lost my virginity that way.
1203
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:48,880
Was it kind of just like normal fucking or was it like a guy wearing full rubber suit?
1204
00:58:49,540 --> 00:58:53,620
Oh my god! Imagine if you lost your virginity to the guy in the chicken suit...
1205
00:58:53,620 --> 00:58:54,320
That would be crazy
1206
00:59:00,183 --> 00:59:03,450
Well..I've never even had sex with an unborn baby
1207
00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:07,820
And at this point , there is no desire for me either
1208
00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:08,480
That was funny.
1209
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:15,880
They just sort of lied back and they told me that I could just go at my own pace as deep
1210
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,740
As i wanted to but,
1211
00:59:17,860 --> 00:59:19,960
But it was having some difficulty because
1212
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:22,880
Im already tight now bu tas a virgin
1213
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,580
It's extremely tight so
1214
00:59:24,580 --> 00:59:25,460
So we begged him
1215
00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:27,120
To put his hands on
1216
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,260
My hips and shove
1217
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:29,300
Me down onto
1218
00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:31,800
And they were very gentle
1219
00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:36,540
and it felt really nice.
1220
00:59:47,073 --> 00:59:48,940
Yeah, my first time was like
1221
00:59:50,140 --> 00:59:54,540
Ocean City Maryland on spring break I lasted like one minute
1222
00:59:55,710 --> 00:59:56,110
my girlfriend
1223
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,080
With a condom on too
1224
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,960
Just instantly nutted
1225
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,300
And then just missionary
1226
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:06,920
and i'm just like im sorry
1227
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:08,960
she's just saying its fine
1228
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:17,120
but you know, you gotta start somewhere.
1229
01:00:17,860 --> 01:00:18,160
Yeah!
1230
01:01:19,860 --> 01:01:20,660
Oh my god...
1231
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,280
Surprise!!
1232
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,000
It's also
1233
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,640
My anal virginity today
1234
01:01:34,610 --> 01:01:36,070
So I'm very tight
1235
01:01:36,070 --> 01:01:38,050
and usually the first time it goes in
1236
01:01:38,050 --> 01:01:38,310
it
1237
01:01:38,310 --> 01:01:38,910
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