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Previously on Heated Rivalry...
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Shane Hollander.
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-I wanted to introduce myself.
-OK.
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The two most talked-about
prospects in the world:
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Canada's Shane Hollander
and Russia's Ilya Rozanov.
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Always, uh,
Hollander and Rozanov, right?
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We will be seeing
each other a lot?
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Yeah, Boston and Montreal
play against each other often.
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What is your room number?
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This is such a bad idea.
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You won't tell anyone?
No one can know.
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A lot of kids
are gonna be looking up to you.
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-Where's your boy Rozanov?
-My what?
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-So, what's my name gonna be?
-Jane.
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(Phone whooshing)
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How much pressure do you feel
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from the fans, from
the hockey world in general?
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-What was that?
-Not everything is about you!
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-What the fuck are you doing?
-We're in public.
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-No one is looking.
-You don't know that!
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-Hollander.
-See you next season!
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(♪ Mangetout by Wet Leg ♪)
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♪ Nice try, get out the way ♪
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♪ You're in our way,
you bottom feeder ♪
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♪ Too bad you couldn't stay ♪
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♪ You're in our way,
get lost forever ♪
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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(Phone dinging)
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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(Phone dinging)
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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(Phone whooshing)
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♪ You think I'm pretty,
you think I'm pretty cool ♪
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♪ You wanna fuck me, I know,
most people do ♪
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Let's go!
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♪ Here, take this packet ♪
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♪ You read it,
it says, "Mangetout" ♪
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♪ I gave you magic beans ♪
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♪ I hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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(Phone vibrating)
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♪ Oh, man, I hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ I really hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ Oh, man, I hope
you're gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ Good job, give you an A ♪
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(Phone vibrating)
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♪ A golden star,
you think you're clever ♪
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♪ Good God, she took a break ♪
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♪ Made a mistake,
when she made Trevor ♪
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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(Phone chiming)
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♪ You think I'm pretty,
you think I'm pretty cool ♪
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♪ You wanna fuck me, I know ♪
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(Announcer): Rozanov back out
on the ice for Boston.
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♪ Here, take this packet ♪
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♪ You read it,
it says, "Mangetout" ♪
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♪ I gave you magic beans ♪
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♪ I hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ I really hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ Oh, man, I hope
you're gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ I really hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ I know you're up at night ♪
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♪ Hunched over your phone like ♪
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♪ A tree atop a hill ♪
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♪ That's crooked
from the wind that bites ♪
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♪ You say you're lost at sea ♪
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♪ Call the RNLI ♪
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♪ You're washed up, irrelevant ♪
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♪ And standing in my light ♪
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♪ You're standing in my light ♪
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♪ You're sta... ♪
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(Chuckling)
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♪ You think I'm pretty,
you think I'm pretty cruel ♪
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♪ You say I scare you ♪
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♪ I know, most people do ♪
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♪ This is the real world,
honey, bienvenue ♪
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♪ In spite of everything ♪
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♪ I guess there's just
no getting through ♪
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♪ Nice try,
now get out the way ♪
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♪ Good job,
just take a fucking hint ♪
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♪ I said I'll see ya,
wouldn't wanna be ya ♪
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♪ Wouldn't wanna be ya-ya-ya,
ah-ah ♪
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♪ Nice try, get out the way ♪
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♪ You're in our way,
get lost forever ♪
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(Skates swooshing,
crowd cheering)
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Hey, if Rozanov
fucks you tonight,
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I'm gonna fuck him back.
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I think you mean
"fucks with," buddy.
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I fucking mean what I mean.
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They're burning a fake Rozanov
outside right now.
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The fuck does that mean?
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-They do it to you in Boston.
-Wanna see?
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No, thanks.
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Honestly, guys,
it doesn't help me focus.
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Yeah, Miity,
go be weird somewhere else.
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I'm not even that weird.
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Whatever you need, Capitaine.
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Hey, Hollander.
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Can you talk to NBC and some
radio outlets in, like, 10?
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"Now, Mr. Hollander,
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what does Montreal have
to do to win tonight?"
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(Chuckling)
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Well, hockey is a complicated
and nuanced game,
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but it would be helpful
if we scored more fucking goals
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than the other team.
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(All laughing)
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"And how about
that other team!"
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Ilya Rozanov
has been on a tear lately.
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He had a hat trick last week.
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He's almost caught up to you
in the scoring race.
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Want to know what he
said about it?
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I'll listen if he
actually catches up. Thanks.
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(Phone vibrating)
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(Phone vibrating)
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Wow, this Montreal girl
works you up, brother.
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Shut your idiot face, Marly.
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You're straight up
blushing, Roz.
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Uh, no. Never in life
have I blushed.
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Russians do not do this.
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(Laughing)
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(Horn blaring, crowd cheering)
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Good game. Good game.
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Good game. Good game.
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You will murder me.
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Maybe.
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Get in.
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Why the fuck did you think
it was OK
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to sext me before the game?
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What the fuck?
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You were hard, weren't you?
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For how long?
The whole game?
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You're such a fucking asshole.
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You missed me, didn't you?
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I fucking didn't.
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And I still beat your ass.
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Oh, barely.
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Wow, nice place!
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Thanks.
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I bought it a couple years ago,
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but then this year,
I bought another one.
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Right next door.
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I eventually might turn it
into one place,
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but for now I'm renting
the next door one out.
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Mr. Businessman.
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Shut up.
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Mr. Landlord.
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You asked.
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No, I didn't.
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So where do you want me?
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In the kitchen, on the floor?
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Fuck you.
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Did your mom buy
all these pillows?
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No. I hired someone.
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A designer.
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You think there is enough?
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You're such an asshole.
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I think maybe you like it.
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I can smell
the cigarettes from here.
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(Groaning)
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I had one.
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You shouldn't be smoking.
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And you shouldn't be talking.
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Come here.
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-No, you come here.
-No, you come here.
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No, you come here.
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You still want?
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I still want.
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Don't worry. It will fit.
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Wow, wow.
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You think this will be enough?
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Fuck off.
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♪ ♪ Where were you? ♪
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♪ Where were you? ♪
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(Moaning)
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♪ Please don't go ♪
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♪ Please don't go ♪
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(Grunting)
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Oh my God.
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♪ Stay right here ♪
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Is OK? Hmm?
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(Grunting)
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♪ Don't ever leave ♪
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(Both moaning)
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Holy shit, Rozy.
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You still OK?
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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OK...
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♪ It's you ♪
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(Shane moaning)
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♪ It's you ♪
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It's still OK?
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Ah, Jesus Christ.
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(Grunting)
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(Grunting, moaning)
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(Moaning)
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-Are you...
-Oh God!
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Oh God, Hollander!
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(Moaning)
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♪ What the hell are you? ♪
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(Moaning)
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♪ What the hell are you? ♪
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Now the bed's all dirty.
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What?
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Shut up.
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♪ Please don't go ♪
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I will shower now, OK?
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♪ Stay right here ♪
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♪ Stay right here ♪
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(Water running)
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Ah! You killed me, Hollander.
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I am dead.
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That was so fucking hot.
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Worth the wait?
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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I should go.
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♪ It's you ♪
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So, obviously,
we won't see each other
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during the Olympics, right?
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Right.
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Your family must be happy
they're in Russia.
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Mmm. Yes.
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My parents are pretty
psyched for me.
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They're pissed they can't come,
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but my mom's threatening
to wake up at 4:00 a.m.
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to watch every game.
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I bet your parents
will be there, right?
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My father, yes.
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Maybe my brother, but who knows?
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Cool.
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Anyways, I'm psyched.
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I've been dreaming
about it my whole life.
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-Dreaming of what?
-Bronze medal?
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You fucking wish, dude.
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Hey, uh, remember when I
made you come hands-free?
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Go fuck yourself, Rozanov.
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Such a good trick.
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Your cab is definitely here.
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Bye.
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Welcome back to
Man in the Crease,
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your all-star hockey podcast.
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For the first period,
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we're four days into
this year's Winter Games,
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and there's already
a contender for top story
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here in Sochi, Russia.
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(Journalist speaking
foreign language)
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What an embarrassing end
to a promising year
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for the Russian men's
hockey team.
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A hard pill to swallow
on home ice,
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and especially for
the young phenom Ilya Rozanov,
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chosen as his country's captain.
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(Phone dinging)
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(♪ Chelsea mon amour
by Philippe B. ♪)
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Hollander, what's up, motherfucker?
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(Laughing)
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Boys.
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-Holy fuck!
-Can you believe Russia?
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Be nice, Vaughnny.
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They fucking lost to Latvia.
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Did you see that game?
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Yeah, it was
a straight up shit show.
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A debacle.
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Hey, what did Roz say about it?
268
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,701
I don't know. Nothing to me,
that's for sure.
269
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,120
I think he knows Canada
has this in the bag.
270
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,664
Uh-uh. It's USA
this year, baby.
271
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:57,771
We're coming for you.
272
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:58,833
-OK, OK.
-Trust me.
273
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,167
You look great in silver.
274
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,502
-Oh, good one.
-Oh!
275
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,003
(Chuckling)
276
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,673
Does your room have that smell?
277
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,216
Yes. Yes, it does.
278
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,509
Is it black mold?
279
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,552
'Cause that's what
JJ thinks it is.
280
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,887
He's probably right.
281
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,973
Good news is we're not
gonna be here long enough.
282
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,475
Tonight, we can do men's
short form figure skating?
283
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,061
My buddy Joe is in that
program. We trained together.
284
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,771
Would you guys
be cool to do that?
285
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,106
I'd love to show up for him.
286
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,399
Hell yeah, man.
287
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,370
Show up for any dude
who's that brave.
288
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,444
What do you mean?
289
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,948
Well, I'm assuming
your buddy might be gay.
290
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,658
I mean...
291
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,411
Fucking brave for a dude to
show up to a place like this
292
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,996
and be like: "Hey, here's me."
293
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:40,374
Russia is not safe
for folks like that.
294
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,085
Fucking balls of steel, man.
295
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,050
♪♪♪
296
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,062
(♪ Classical ♪)
297
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:06,900
(Crowd cheering)
298
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,485
Yeah!
299
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:09,862
Whoo-hoo!
300
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,488
Amazing.
301
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,951
Wow! Man, your buddy
fucking killed it.
302
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,536
Fuck yeah, he did.
303
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,082
I'm just gonna
find the bathroom.
304
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,670
(Phone vibrating)
305
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,429
(♪ Classical on PA ♪)
306
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,807
(Skates whooshing)
307
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,643
Hey.
308
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,483
Not here.
309
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:48,859
No, I'm not...
310
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,238
I saw you up here. I wanted to
see how you're doing.
311
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,740
Fine. Go sit down.
312
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,660
We...
313
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,329
We are not anything.
314
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,707
Go away, Hollander.
315
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,756
Are you OK?
316
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,217
Please, go.
317
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,385
You didn't answer my text.
318
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,181
No, I did not answer
your boring text.
319
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,766
Now will you go?
320
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,393
Fine.
321
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,520
Fuck.
322
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,272
(Skates whooshing,
crowd applauding)
323
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,659
(Speaking Russian)
324
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,274
(Sighing)
325
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:36,415
Mmm.
326
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:57,018
(Door opening, closing)
327
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,093
(Sasha chuckling)
328
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,130
(Sniffing)
329
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,138
OK.
330
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,281
(Sighing)
331
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,708
Hey!
332
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,167
Captain's here.
333
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,211
-(Men chanting): Cap! Cap! Cap!
-Shhh!
334
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:29,848
Oh my God!
I just put them down.
335
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,882
What... what am I supposed
to do with this?
336
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:33,717
-I don't know.
-My mom told me to get wine.
337
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,634
Oh my God.
338
00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:35,677
(Laughing)
339
00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:36,928
You're so cute.
340
00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:38,930
There's ginger ale
in the fridge.
341
00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:41,058
-Playoffs are over.
-You can't keep the beard.
342
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,809
-That's not a rule.
-You made that up.
343
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,160
Hollander, is that a rule?
344
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,312
Unfortunately, it is.
345
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,396
Fuck you, Hollander!
346
00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:47,689
He can barely even grow one.
347
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,566
No, no, fuck you,
Swedish inbred.
348
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:50,776
-Fuck you, JJ.
-Come on.
349
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,027
Just fucking do it.
350
00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:53,361
Stop swearing!
351
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:54,488
(Announcer talking on TV)
352
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:55,697
Boys, it's starting.
353
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:56,740
Turn it up.
354
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,283
It's Game 6,
355
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,285
and the Cup is
somewhere inside as we speak.
356
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:03,872
You know that Ilya Rozanov
wants this bad.
357
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,624
Him and the Raiders
have been on fire
358
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,878
since the Olympic break.
359
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,418
A heartbreak for the Russians
360
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:09,795
seems to have only intensified
361
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:11,713
the young Boston captain.
362
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,381
He's on a tear,
363
00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:15,884
scoring 10 goals over
the past 6 playoff games.
364
00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:18,053
OK, listen the fuck up!
365
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:22,599
Look, I don't give a fuck
how many goals I've scored.
366
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:26,227
I don't give a fuck how I
played two fucking nights ago.
367
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,021
I don't need to
think about that.
368
00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:30,398
That was yesterday.
That was before.
369
00:27:30,523 --> 00:27:34,069
Now, I only need one thing.
370
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:38,615
I need to win.
371
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,785
Here, at home, tonight.
372
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:45,538
As much fun as it would
be to go to California
373
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,040
and humiliate them there,
374
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:49,000
but I want to hear our fans.
375
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:51,711
I want to hear them scream.
376
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:55,340
I want to fuck San Francisco.
377
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,426
I know you can do it.
378
00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:00,053
I've seen you fucking do it.
379
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,722
I've seen every one of you
do it.
380
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,850
So leave it all
the fuck out there tonight.
381
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:11,815
Because this is
our fucking night.
382
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,734
This is our fucking Cup.
383
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,654
Fucking fuck San Francisco!
384
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:20,782
(All cheering)
385
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,451
Great fucking speech.
386
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,786
Go fuck yourself.
387
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,288
(Crowd cheering)
388
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,668
I can't believe that asshole's
about to win the Cup.
389
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,837
Shane hates him the most.
390
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,797
-What?
-You hate Rozanov.
391
00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:36,965
Of course.
392
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,509
But he's very good at hockey.
393
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:41,136
The best, probably.
394
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:43,763
Uh, no. You're the
fucking best, Hollander.
395
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,306
Yeah.
396
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:48,309
Not that animal shit show
cock sucking Russian.
397
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:49,102
(Horn blaring)
398
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:50,603
And that is that.
399
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,981
The Boston Raiders are your
MLH champions.
400
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,066
-Oh.
-Let's start the grill.
401
00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:57,652
What a comeback story
this year for Ilya Rozanov.
402
00:28:57,777 --> 00:29:00,613
The captain did absolutely
everything in these playoffs,
403
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,450
leading his team in
blocked shots and shots against.
404
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,034
And obviously, it...
405
00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:09,956
(All cheering)
406
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:17,422
♪♪♪
407
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,978
(Man talking in distance,
indistinct)
408
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:35,784
(Audience laughing in distance)
409
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,528
Wow, nice watch! They give
this to you for free or what?
410
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,947
-Where the fuck were you?
-We're on in 5 seconds.
411
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,031
25 seconds.
412
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,033
What were you even doing?
413
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:48,620
(Woman): And now, presenting
the Lord Talon Award...
414
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:49,871
I was busy.
415
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,206
With who?
416
00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:54,042
...Ilya Rozanov
and Shane Hollander.
417
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:57,253
(Audience cheering
and applauding)
418
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:02,008
But the most important thing...
419
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,803
...is the friends
we make along the way.
420
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,095
(Audience laughing)
421
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:08,765
Hey, before we give out
next award,
422
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,725
can I get a selfie with you?
423
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,352
What?
424
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:15,230
Come on. When will this
ever happen again, buddy?
425
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,232
OK, fine, but hurry up.
426
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,611
(Camera clicking)
427
00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:23,321
(Audience laughing)
428
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:26,741
-Great! Give me your number.
-I'll text them to you.
429
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,409
No chance.
430
00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:29,661
(Audience laughing)
431
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,079
And the Lord Talon Award
432
00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:33,581
for most sportsmanlike
player goes to...
433
00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:36,000
(Audience applauding)
434
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,228
(Footsteps approaching)
435
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:05,446
(Sighing)
436
00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:11,953
(Chuckling)
437
00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,540
Well...
438
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:19,043
What?
439
00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:21,671
What the fuck
do you want, Rozanov?
440
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:25,008
You haven't answered a text
from me in, like, 6 months.
441
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,593
You won't even
acknowledge I exist
442
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,137
unless there's a fucking
camera pointed at us,
443
00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:31,639
and then it's for some
fucking clown show.
444
00:31:31,806 --> 00:31:35,310
So yeah, what the fuck
do you actually want from me?
445
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,313
Well?
446
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,526
I want you to suck my dick.
447
00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:44,819
-Oh, fuck you.
-You are unbelievable.
448
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,988
You suck my dick.
449
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,295
Maybe ask nicely.
450
00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:08,885
Hmm?
451
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:10,678
Please.
452
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,743
If you want me
to get on my knees
453
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:18,394
on this filthy bathroom floor
and suck your dick,
454
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:21,356
you will have to
ask nicer than that.
455
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,778
Please get on your knees
456
00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:29,864
on this filthy bathroom floor
457
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:32,158
and suck my dick.
458
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:34,702
Please.
459
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:45,964
No.
460
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:49,801
What?
461
00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:51,344
No.
462
00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:54,639
We will go back to our seats,
463
00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:57,350
watch the rest
of this boring show,
464
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,727
and then go to
boring party after.
465
00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:04,273
And then, when you have been
waiting all night,
466
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,776
you'll come back to
my hotel room,
467
00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:08,653
and I will maybe...
468
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:12,532
maybe do more
than just suck your dick.
469
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,203
When did your English
get so good?
470
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,249
I, uh, I read
the New Yorker now.
471
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,251
Really?
472
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:26,254
No. The New Yorker is boring.
473
00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,507
My dad loves it.
474
00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:34,721
Ah. So being boring
is... is genetic.
475
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:35,888
Wow.
476
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,557
Genetic.
477
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,521
Then let's make a deal.
478
00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:46,107
If you win MVP tonight,
479
00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:49,277
I will blow you,
fuck you, whatever you want.
480
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:53,781
And if you win?
481
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:13,134
Good luck tonight.
482
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,232
(Guests chatting, indistinct)
483
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:29,275
(♪ Jazz playing on PA ♪)
484
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,495
(Device beeping)
485
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,180
Congratulations.
486
00:34:59,305 --> 00:35:00,890
Thank you.
487
00:35:01,015 --> 00:35:02,934
Now take off your clothes.
488
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,185
(Chuckling)
489
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:05,853
You're such an asshole.
490
00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:51,774
What?
491
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,735
Just a lot of windows.
492
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:17,717
Good.
493
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,427
Now get on the bed.
494
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,977
This is a good hotel.
495
00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:29,312
Very nice vodka.
496
00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,439
It's hard to find in America.
497
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:33,733
OK...
498
00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,069
Touch yourself.
499
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,988
-What?
-Show off for me.
500
00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:40,031
I want to watch you.
501
00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,449
You what?
502
00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,910
It's my special day,
Hollander. I want to watch.
503
00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:45,786
I've never...
504
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:46,871
No shit.
505
00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:48,164
Fuck you.
506
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,291
Give me some vodka, at least.
507
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,542
Mmm, no, no, no.
508
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,920
Vodka is for after,
as your reward.
509
00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:30,998
Do you want to know
how it feels?
510
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,335
How what feels?
511
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,045
Holding the Cup.
512
00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:38,130
You fucking asshole.
513
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,591
Ah, I can barely describe it.
514
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,342
Oh my God, Hollander.
515
00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:42,802
(Laughing)
516
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,387
Ah!
517
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,565
Fuck.
518
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,866
Are you gonna fuck me?
519
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,702
We will see.
520
00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:11,580
I need...
521
00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:14,125
What?
522
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,710
You know.
523
00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:17,628
Tell me.
524
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:20,840
You.
525
00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:27,513
I need you.
526
00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,349
Hmm.
527
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,665
♪♪♪
528
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:30,534
So, Russia this year
was something else.
529
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,123
It's intense there.
530
00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:43,422
So are you heading back soon?
531
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,007
Back?
532
00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:47,927
To Russia for the summer?
533
00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,471
Oh, yes.
534
00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:57,812
Why?
535
00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:00,314
What do you mean, why?
536
00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:02,024
(Sniffling)
537
00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:03,692
Do you have to?
538
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:07,154
There is no "have to." It's...
539
00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:09,115
It's home.
540
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,077
Yeah, but I don't know.
541
00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:14,537
Is it safe?
542
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,456
What do you mean, "safe"?
543
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:20,126
I don't know.
544
00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:23,838
Do you... do you even
like it there?
545
00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,679
What difference does it make?
546
00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,598
A pretty big one, I think.
547
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,897
I need to sleep.
548
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,275
Oh.
549
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,152
Yeah, me too.
550
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,028
I should, uh...
551
00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:57,538
So, uh, I'm off.
552
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,041
Goodbye, Hollander.
553
00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:15,764
(Door closing)
554
00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:30,738
(Elevator beeping)
555
00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:19,203
Fuck.
556
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,047
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