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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. Yep.
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Woody's wedding was quite
an event, wasn't it, Norm?
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Oh, man. Huh, huh?
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Boy, what a night
that was. Yeah.
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Yeah, the priest dying. Yeah.
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Carla being caught
in a dumbwaiter.
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Ha!
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How about that German
guy trying to kill Sam?
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(chuckling)
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"Du, dort!"
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Remember that?
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Yeah, oh, golly.
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Oh, yeah, but all
that was nothing
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compared to the
wedding itself. Yeah.
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Oh, now, there was
a comedy of errors.
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(chuckling)
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Hey, it's not quite 2:00.
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What do you say we, uh,
stop off at Cheers, huh?
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Won't, uh... won't
Vera be angry?
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She'll never know.
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Yeah, well, I guess not.
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She... she sure put away
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that champagne at the wedding.
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Yeah, she's a big girl.
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Yeah, she's still out cold, too.
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(sighs)
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Okay, just don't slam
the door when you get out.
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And remember... crack a window.
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You're a good
husband, Norm Peterson.
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(theme song begins)
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You wanna be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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CARLA: Okay,
Sammy, I'm going home.
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I put away all the glasses.
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The, uh, bottles
are in the storeroom,
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and all the rest of the garbage
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from the wedding's
in the office.
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Thank you, honey, I'll lock up.
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Where's Rebecca?
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Just told you,
she's in the office.
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Hey, Norm, uh, you mind
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if we make a stop or
two on the way home?
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I, uh, forgot to
finish my route.
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Cliff, no.
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Eh, all right. I'll
do it tomorrow.
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Hey, Rebecca.
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Hi, Sam.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm just
thinking, you know.
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Weddings always make me do that.
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I have nothing to show
for my life. Oh, come on.
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You're being a little harsh
on yourself, aren't you?
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I mean, come on,
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take a look at today, right?
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The wedding
started to fall apart.
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You pulled the
whole thing together.
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Yeah, I sort of did, didn't I?
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You bet you did.
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You know, you
know, I used to think
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that if I married a
millionaire or if I had a baby,
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I'd be a better person,
but now I realize
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that the only thing
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that's gonna make me
a better person is me.
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Boy, as scary as
that sounds, it's true.
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In fact, you see this cigarette?
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This is the last cigarette
I'm gonna smoke forever.
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(chuckles) This
is gonna be my...
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my symbol of change,
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you know, the old
Rebecca burning away.
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And I'll tell you
something else.
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Starting tomorrow,
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there's gonna be no more whining
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and no more complaining.
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I am gonna be the best manager
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in the whole world.
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(chuckling)
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Okay, good night.
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I gotta get my life together.
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No more screwups.
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No more mistakes.
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Good-bye, old Rebecca.
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(door opening, closing)
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(crackling)
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(indistinct radio chatter)
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Well, I think we've got this
one pretty much under control.
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You get hold of the owner?
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Yes, sir, should
be here any minute.
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Engines 28 and 30 can head back.
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Oh...
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oh, my God.
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Mr. Malone.
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Everything's under control.
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The fire's out, no one was hurt.
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It was basically confined
to this end of the bar.
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Oh...
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oh, this is terrible.
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How did...
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This is my bar.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, oh, yes, wait a minute.
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(laughing loudly)
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Oh, thank God!
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Whoo!
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(laughing)
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This is great.
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This is really good.
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I'm sorry?
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Gary, you know, from
Gary's Olde Towne Tavern?
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Oh, we're doing...
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always doing pranks
like this, you know.
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First, he makes the bar
look like it burned down,
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and then he gets you
guys to go along with it.
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You are very good.
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Whoo!
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Come on, lighten up, will you?
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Come on, Gary!
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Come on out.
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Hey, you know, time
to push the button,
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make everything go
back together again, Gary.
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Gary!
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It's not Gary, is it?
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Sammy, this is terrible.
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You know, it just hurts me
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just to look at this place.
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I know, I know.
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But I'll tell you something.
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As soon as the
insurance kicks in,
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we're gonna get this place
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back on its feet in
a couple of weeks.
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I just wish I knew
how it started.
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Hold it right there.
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What are you saying, Sammy?
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That a Tortelli kid
would torch his mother's
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place of business
just for spite?
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No, I'd never think that.
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Why not? It's plausible.
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Listen, just... just
start cleaning up.
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You know, we're gonna...
all gonna feel better
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if we just start cleaning up.
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You know, I gotta say, Sammy,
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you're taking this whole
thing pretty darn well.
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Not like some people.
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NORM: Oh, the humanity.
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(Norm crying)
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Norm, I wish you'd
stop saying that.
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You've got to get
a hold of yourself.
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I'm sorry, I... I just...
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This place means
so damn much to me.
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It's my home.
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Hell, for the last few
years, it's been my life.
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And the thought of
living without it, Sammy...
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(Norm weeping)
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Oh, buddy.
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Now, I'm gonna be over at Gary's
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for the next few days, okay?
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I want you to give me a call
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when it looks decent, all right?
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Somebody said
there'd been a fire.
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Oh, my God,
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I had no idea it was this bad.
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Sam, what happened?
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We don't know yet, sweetheart.
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But don't worry,
everything's gonna be fine.
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I've already called
the contractor,
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phone company,
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the electric guy.
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I think that's everybody.
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Sam...?
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Well, almost everybody.
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Well, Sam, I see you
monkeys have discovered fire.
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Would you like to come upstairs
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and see the
damage at Melville's?
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You know, why not?
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It might even cheer me up.
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Hi, everybody.
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What happened here?
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Woody, we had a fire.
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Oh, no.
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This is terrible.
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This is Cheers, my home
for the past seven years,
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the place where I grew
up, and now look at it.
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You ought to see the pool table.
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It actually fused to the floor.
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Really? Cool.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Cliff, was that
undelivered mail?
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Oh, yeah, it was, Doc.
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Oh...
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my sweet Lord,
what a catastrophe.
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I mean, there could be letters
from mothers to sons in there.
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Social Security checks,
wedding invitations.
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Well, there's only one
thing left for me to do now.
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What's that, Cliff?
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Get up early tomorrow
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and stage a Jeep accident.
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Well, it's a good thing
this fire didn't spread.
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It could have
been like that fire
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my great-grandmother's
cow started.
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Darned thing
kicked over a lantern,
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burned an entire
city to the ground.
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Yep.
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The shame was so great,
the family had to move to Ohio
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and change their
last name to Wilkins.
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But, Woody, you're from Indiana,
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and your family name is Boyd.
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Oh, well, some stuff
happened in Ohio.
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Come on, Woody, we've
got to get to the airport.
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You know, when
these things happen,
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it really makes
you stop and think.
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Bye, everybody.
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Next time you
see us, we'll be tan.
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Bye, Woody.
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Well, I discovered
the cause of the fire.
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Same old story.
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Some idiot tosses a
cigarette into a trash can,
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and the whole thing goes up.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, seen it 100 times.
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When are people gonna learn?
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(hyperventilating)
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Are you all right?
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Uh-huh, I'm fine.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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You know, I couldn't help
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overhearing that conversation.
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Wild guess: your cigarette?
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No.
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Rebecca, you burned
down the bar, didn't you?
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What, am I wearing a sign?
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Are you gonna tell Sam?
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Could you?
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I don't really
think it's my place.
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No, I mean, could
you tell him you did it?
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Rebecca, you have a
very difficult choice to make.
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My advice to you is to
simply tell Sam the truth.
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He's gonna find out
about it in any event.
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You're right.
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He will.
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All right, I'll tell him.
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And I mean, he's
a friend of mine,
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and it was an accident.
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He'll understand, won't he?
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Okay.
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Thank you, I feel better.
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(footsteps)
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REBECCA: Sam?
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Could I talk to you a second?
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Yeah.
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Sam, we found out
how the fire got started.
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You're kidding. No, and-and...
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the guy said, you know,
he's seen it happen
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100 times, so
he's seen it a lot.
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How did it happen? What...
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I-I'm getting to that, it's
just sort of hard to say.
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Please tell me.
267
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,734
All right, all right, I-I'll...
268
00:10:41,758 --> 00:10:44,318
The fire was started by...
269
00:10:47,164 --> 00:10:48,796
Faulty wiring.
270
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,401
Faulty wiring?
271
00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:55,619
Faulty wiring.
272
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,072
Been meaning to take
care of that for years.
273
00:10:58,108 --> 00:10:59,640
My God.
274
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,427
I burned down my own bar.
275
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,258
Oh, Sam. Oh!
276
00:11:05,282 --> 00:11:06,247
It's gonna be okay.
277
00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:07,393
We all make stupid mistakes.
278
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,384
No.
279
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,585
(both crying)
280
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:20,995
CARLA: Okay, guys, I got
281
00:11:21,031 --> 00:11:22,063
the plastic bags.
282
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,431
You can start bagging the soot.
283
00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:26,396
What happened to you?
284
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:29,603
Uh, a little Jeep accident.
285
00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:36,689
Nice of you to, uh...
join us, Norm. Well...
286
00:11:36,713 --> 00:11:38,991
Thought you were gonna
wait it out at Gary's. Well, I was,
287
00:11:39,015 --> 00:11:41,326
but then it... I
came to my senses
288
00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,962
and realized my place was here
289
00:11:42,986 --> 00:11:44,266
helping Sammy.
290
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,149
If we all pitch in,
we'll have this place
291
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,367
back together in no time.
292
00:11:47,391 --> 00:11:49,035
Gary wouldn't run
you a tab, huh?
293
00:11:49,059 --> 00:11:50,536
No, he was a real
jerk about it, too.
294
00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:53,277
(door squeaks open)
295
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,425
FRASIER: Rebecca? What?
296
00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,615
Have you told Sam
how the fire started?
297
00:11:57,651 --> 00:12:00,901
Oh, yeah, I told him, and, uh,
he kissed me, and he hugged me,
298
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,872
and he-he told me what a
big person I was to tell him.
299
00:12:03,907 --> 00:12:05,218
You didn't tell him, did you?
300
00:12:05,242 --> 00:12:07,108
Of course not, you moron!
301
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,388
Rebecca, don't
302
00:12:08,412 --> 00:12:09,856
you realize that
unless you tell him,
303
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,107
your guilt will get
progressively worse?
304
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,741
You'll start to shake.
305
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,394
You'll get the cold sweats,
306
00:12:14,418 --> 00:12:15,561
insomnia, nervousness.
307
00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:17,162
Suddenly one
morning, you'll wake up,
308
00:12:17,186 --> 00:12:19,282
and you'll be paralyzed
from fear and guilt.
309
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,488
I can live with that.
310
00:12:22,926 --> 00:12:24,859
It'll just be like
every other Monday.
311
00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:30,064
Well, I called the
insurance company.
312
00:12:30,099 --> 00:12:32,066
We're not getting a penny.
313
00:12:32,102 --> 00:12:33,067
What?!
314
00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:34,702
Well, it turns out
315
00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:37,822
that my insurance policy,
uh, had a $25,000 deductible.
316
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,102
Isn't that rather high, Sam?
317
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,292
Yes, it is,
318
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,538
Mr. Where The Hell Were You
319
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,122
When the Agent Was
Talking a Mile a Minute?
320
00:12:46,283 --> 00:12:48,048
God, man, I'm, um,
321
00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:50,851
in a lot more trouble
than I thought I was.
322
00:12:50,887 --> 00:12:54,004
Rest easy, my friend.
323
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,736
I'm gonna take out my checkbook,
324
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,460
and I'm going to write,
325
00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:01,445
"Pay to the order
326
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,482
of Sam Malone."
327
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:06,279
Then I'm going
to fill in an amount
328
00:13:06,303 --> 00:13:08,269
that will be more than adequate
329
00:13:08,305 --> 00:13:10,438
to bring Cheers back
to its former glory.
330
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,409
There. I've signed it.
331
00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:18,212
Now all we need is the
signature of Lilith Sternin-Crane.
332
00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:23,351
Oh, she'll put up a
fight, the little badger,
333
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:26,336
but this is important to
you, so it's important to me.
334
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,240
I'm simply gonna go home
and demand that she sign it.
335
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,541
Yes, demand!
336
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,109
I don't care what she says.
337
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,560
She will sign it!
338
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,543
Thanks, Fras.
339
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,044
Uh, you know,
I'll probably just go
340
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,530
to a bank or
something, you know?
341
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:43,037
Oh, thank you, Sam, thank you.
342
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:48,192
There was... no way.
343
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,160
You understand.
344
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:58,436
Your monthly cash flow is,
345
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,488
uh, this figure here?
346
00:14:00,524 --> 00:14:01,990
And now you want us
347
00:14:02,025 --> 00:14:03,803
to grant you a loan?
348
00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:06,393
Yes, please, and by
the end of the day, too.
349
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:07,807
Thank you. Uh-huh.
350
00:14:07,831 --> 00:14:11,715
Am I on one of those programs
with the hidden camera?
351
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,480
Oh, no, I-I'm afraid you're not.
352
00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:15,769
I know I'm not.
353
00:14:15,805 --> 00:14:17,888
I was making a point.
354
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,208
Mr. Malone,
355
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,010
there is no way we
can grant you a loan.
356
00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:24,356
I've been to every bank in town.
357
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,525
They've all said no.
358
00:14:25,549 --> 00:14:26,726
Listen, oh, come on, you know,
359
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,110
you're supposed to
be the friendly bank.
360
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,412
Remember, you know...
361
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,535
♪ We're the friendly bank... ♪
362
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,887
Mr. Malone...
363
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,001
Oh, come on. I've seen
the commercial. You know,
364
00:14:35,025 --> 00:14:36,735
you-you're supposed to sweep
everything off your desk here
365
00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:38,087
and offer me a cup of coffee.
366
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,956
You don't even
have any coffee here!
367
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,195
Mr. Malone, good afternoon!
368
00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:42,592
Oh, please. Don't you
remember? You know...
369
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:43,793
♪ You and us ♪
370
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,450
♪ Working it out together... ♪
371
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,629
Doris, do send in Security now.
372
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:48,864
You know, ♪ You and us ♪
373
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,448
♪ Making the world better... ♪
374
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,292
Sam...
375
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,260
I burned down the bar.
376
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,964
And, you know, see,
speaking of bars burning down,
377
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,048
guess what I did?
378
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:07,187
Hi, Sam. Did you get the loan?
379
00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:08,605
No.
380
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:09,807
Oh.
381
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:12,543
It's all right,
though, you know.
382
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,389
It's not the end of the world.
383
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,391
Yeah, I've been
thinking long and hard.
384
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,743
I got a plan here.
385
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:20,634
You know, I figured
that if I, uh... if I cash in
386
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,472
my baseball pension, you
know, max out my credit cards
387
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,657
and maybe move to
a cheaper apartment,
388
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,659
and...
389
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,724
well... sell the Vette.
390
00:15:31,748 --> 00:15:33,831
A neighbor of mine, Kirby, uh,
391
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,801
had his eye on
it for a long time,
392
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,670
and, uh, he's upstairs
right now taking a look at it.
393
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:40,982
No, no. Sammy, your Vette?
394
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,507
Well, I... You know,
it'll be all right, um...
395
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,808
she'll come back to me.
396
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,059
She'll-She'll find me.
397
00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:48,062
Like...
398
00:15:48,098 --> 00:15:50,280
Lassie?
399
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,688
All right, Sam, you
got yourself a deal.
400
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:58,856
All right, okay.
401
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,202
There's the check. Yeah, thanks.
402
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,536
Thanks, Kirby. That's great.
403
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,673
The, uh... the
title and the, uh,
404
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:06,042
registration are in the
glove compartment. Yeah.
405
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,365
Okay. Great.
406
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,934
Well, uh, so I guess all
I need now are the keys.
407
00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:17,442
Sam, the, uh, keys?
408
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:24,215
Thanks.
409
00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:31,055
Thanks.
410
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,656
No, no! Wait! Wait...!
411
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,841
(groans)
412
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,059
Please.
413
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,238
Listen, there-there's
another way.
414
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,806
I just thought of another way.
415
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,363
See, I can get this money.
416
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,732
All I have to do is, uh, come up
417
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,963
with a simple product
that America needs.
418
00:16:43,987 --> 00:16:46,220
What?
419
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,250
No. Listen to me. You
know, like-like the Pet Rock.
420
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,840
Or the, uh... You
know, the vacuum thing
421
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,420
that-that cuts your
hair at the same time.
422
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:54,412
Or-Or maybe even, you
know, the-the toilet duck.
423
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,592
You-You know, just throw
it together from scraps
424
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,949
around here, you know,
and-and sell millions of 'em.
425
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,752
You know, why didn't I,
uh, think of that before?
426
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,266
Sam, you're just making
this harder on yourself.
427
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,191
Yeah. Uh, yeah.
428
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,761
Yeah.
429
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,196
You know, they, uh,
430
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,698
stole that toilet
duck idea from me.
431
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,066
Hmm?
432
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,968
Yeah. Yeah, you see, uh,
433
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:21,238
in my original sketches,
I had it as a goat.
434
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,241
KIRBY: Look, uh, Sam,
435
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,009
if you don't mind, uh,
436
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,084
I'm ready to drive my
Corvette home now.
437
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,517
(clears throat)
438
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,352
Sorry, Sammy. Oh.
439
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,289
Thanks.
440
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,094
(mumbles)
441
00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:48,415
Kirby, take care of her.
442
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,385
(door closes)
443
00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:53,888
This is a day I
never thought I'd see.
444
00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:55,701
SAM: Yeah, me, too.
445
00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:57,658
You know what makes it worse?
446
00:17:57,694 --> 00:17:59,026
This is all my fault.
447
00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:01,646
You know, I'm the one
who did this to myself.
448
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,648
If I'd checked the
wiring, you know?
449
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,848
That's a stupid mistake
450
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,924
I'm gonna live with
the rest of my life.
451
00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:13,307
(crying)
452
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,721
Oh, come on, what
is it now, Rebecca?
453
00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:17,678
(crying)
454
00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:22,249
I have something
I have to tell you.
455
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,054
(crying)
456
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,606
(Rebecca sniffles)
457
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,554
Sam, the fire wasn't your fault.
458
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:48,125
I was smoking a cigarette,
and I burned down your bar.
459
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,595
You did this?
460
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:56,183
You did this to me?
461
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,869
Yes, yes, of course.
462
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:02,506
Why didn't I figure
this out earlier?
463
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,626
My bar burns down,
you're within 50 miles...
464
00:19:05,662 --> 00:19:07,227
It all fits.
465
00:19:09,132 --> 00:19:11,332
Sam, I'm so sorry.
466
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,395
Yeah, what-what...
what were you thinking?
467
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,185
Huh?
468
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,449
You tired of screwing
up your own life?
469
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:19,735
You start to pick on mine?
470
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,037
You know, of all the stupid,
471
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,206
stupid things you've done
472
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,196
in your useless life,
473
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,165
this is your masterpiece!
474
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,336
I'll tell you what. Why...?
475
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,339
Get out.
476
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,892
Get out of my bar.
477
00:19:41,164 --> 00:19:43,096
(sighs)
478
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,467
(door opening)
479
00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:49,147
(horn honking, engine revving)
480
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,672
Sam, it was an accident.
481
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,318
She had it coming.
482
00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:55,109
Nobody had that coming.
483
00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:57,744
I don't want anyone
to defend her.
484
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,563
She's gone. Case closed.
485
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,083
Let's just get
back to work here.
486
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:04,530
I'll give you a hand.
487
00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:07,755
Well, I guess we've seen
the dark side of Sam Malone.
488
00:20:09,091 --> 00:20:11,458
Hmm. You want to see dark sides,
489
00:20:11,493 --> 00:20:13,527
you ought to see Ma
490
00:20:13,563 --> 00:20:15,328
when you leave
the shower curtain
491
00:20:15,364 --> 00:20:16,863
on the outside of the tub.
492
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,020
Wow.
493
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,557
That's something
you don't do twice.
494
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,540
I know you don't want
me here, and I'm going.
495
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,376
I just wanted to drop this off.
496
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,489
I cashed in my checking
account and savings,
497
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,514
and, uh, everything I
could scrape together.
498
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,049
I owe you this.
499
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,684
Good-bye, Sam.
500
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:54,829
Rebecca, wait-wait a minute.
501
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,320
No.
502
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,941
Sam, look, you and I don't have
anything to say to each other.
503
00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:02,827
You said some things today
that you cannot take back,
504
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,946
and you really hurt me.
505
00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:07,498
And I know that
what I did was terrible,
506
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,284
but what you did was worse
because you did it on purpose.
507
00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:13,037
I don't want to ever
see you or this bar again.
508
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,456
Good-bye.
509
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,041
Do you want your job back?
510
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,976
(crying): Yeah, I really do!
511
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,721
I'm sorry.
512
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:33,140
Listen, uh,
513
00:21:33,175 --> 00:21:35,142
why-why don't I, uh,
514
00:21:35,177 --> 00:21:37,377
get my jacket and
drive you home?
515
00:21:37,412 --> 00:21:39,563
Or maybe, uh...
516
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,043
maybe we'll take a walk.
517
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,034
It's such a nice, nice evening.
518
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:46,120
Sam, uh, just out of curiosity,
519
00:21:46,155 --> 00:21:49,506
why are you taking me back?
520
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:54,111
Well, I... I remember
that five years ago,
521
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,581
after I had sold this place,
I came back to the bar,
522
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:59,761
and, you know, my boat had sunk,
523
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,863
I didn't have a dime,
I didn't have a job,
524
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:04,504
and I needed someone to give
me a break, and you did that.
525
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,426
And I owe you one.
526
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,478
Sam...
527
00:22:10,513 --> 00:22:15,099
Hey, listen, uh, this
is very important.
528
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,851
We're even now.
529
00:22:16,886 --> 00:22:18,018
Oh...
530
00:22:18,054 --> 00:22:19,770
Yeah. All right.
531
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,917
You want to go out and
get a pizza or something?
532
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,585
Sure. All right.
533
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:25,008
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
534
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,838
Um, I don't have any money.
535
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:28,612
Oh, that's okay.
We'll-We'll just
536
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,758
take it out of my life savings.
537
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:32,583
All right.
538
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,746
This should just about cover it.
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