All language subtitles for Below.Deck.Mediterranean.S06E02

Previously on Below Dick Mediterranean.

Being back on the Dalmatian coast, based
in Chibnick, it's nature, country.

I love that. Hi.

Welcome back.

Thank you.

Lloyd Williams.

Nice to meet you. I'm Lexi. I'm Katie.

Where are you from? I'm from Bahamas. I
was Miss Bahamas.

But I don't tell people. I did the Miss
Bahamas pageant. Wow.

Hey, Z.

Hey, I'm realizing sport's in the wrong
seat. Well done. I didn't realize he was

that green.

Is it your first boat? I'm the first big
boat.

I'll have you on light. I'll stay on
mid. I do want to rotate. I don't

myself a typical chief Jew.

I think you get more out of your crew if
you keep a good vibe on board as

opposed to if you're just a psycho bitch
telling them what to do. They're going

to be like... Hi, Matthew. You work for
some impressive people. Yes. I've been a

private chef for Rupert Murdoch, Hugh
Jackman. I'm always nervous when I go

a new job and just hope people like me.

Therese, her husband, Lee, co -primary,
Clint, and his fiancee, Carrie. They

decided to have a wedding ceremony with
their closest friends.

Servicians are arriving, guys. Is that
whole truck full? Coming down the

I'm coming up the stairs. Corner.

The walk -ins are two floors down, a
windy staircase.

My knee is so...

I'm not prepped at all. I hurt my knee
last night. I'm freaked out. I don't

what to do. I can't do this.

I need an MRI.

Our chef injured himself. We need to
make dinner.

You can

do better.

Did you take her? It was terrible.

I have failed them.

This is ridiculous.

Girl, this is not okay. Did you take
her?

That was terrible.

Yes, unacceptable.

I agree.

We didn't have a shot for you. It's not
for you. We're in a mega yacht. I get

it. We're in a mega yacht.

You're better than that. So let's get
that.

Hopefully,

I can sort this out. Yeah.

You got it. You got it, baby. I've never
been in this position in my entire

career. And you know why? Because of
COVID.

Yeah. We're all seven days quarantined.
Otherwise, I can't have a chef here.

This is their wedding. I'm here for
them. And I'm terrified.

What's going to happen? We really are so
easy.

You really are.

Come on, girl. We are on your team.
Thank you.

I get it. I don't have a chef.

I have a new crew.

It's never easy to hear criticism.

I have to shoulder it. All I can do is
try to please them. Thank you so much.

I'm more

than

happy to help out in any department, but
imagine the disappointment of paying

this huge amount of money to find me in
the galley having anything to do with

your food.

I am praying that Matthew will

come back, but I swear to God, I want to
strangle his little head.

Don't stress too much. Thank you.

Was this a bad dream or did this really
happen?

I don't know. Dinner was terrible.

Yeah. I get it. Yeah.

Don't make me bad diet.

Go. Bye.

Out. Out. Out.

So he's coming back tomorrow, right?

For breakfast?

Okay.

Malia will help to start prep for that.

Yeah.

I've never seen this in yachting when
the crew who are... not chefs, have

for the guests. This is probably the
biggest disaster I've been faced with,

like, we've crashed tenders.

No, I don't want you to say anything.
All right.

Whatever we want, going up to the top.

Oh, babe, you're getting mad at me for
this trip.

We're not getting our money back. It
doesn't matter.

Babe, look at me. What? I love you.
Okay.

In the book. Thank you so much for all
your guidance and help today. Yeah, of

course. Seven o 'clock on day.

Lovely. I'm just happy to not get fired
on my first day.

I think my brothers who are also in your
thing would be proud.

When I catch myself in a mirror, I'm
like, oh, my hair is back.

It's like, you were in a pageant, right?
Yes.

You were in a beauty pageant?

Yeah. What beauty pageant was it? Miss
Bahamas. You were in Miss Bahamas?

Yes. That's so cool. Yeah, I went to
Russia for the Miss Universe title.

Nice.

Are you going to do a breakaway?

Yeah. Exciting.

Ooh.

Should we airplane?

No. Do it. Katie, come on.

Don't fear me. Nice.

You know how to ride. You know how to
ride. You said you know how to ride.

I'm getting freaky now. You got to lean
forward on this.

That's how you do it. Airplane.

I was actually really impressed how
strong she was.

Girl,

you're a girl. You're our girl.

That's right.

Take me to bed and lose me forever.

Good night. Good night, guys. Thank you
so much. Yeah, you got it. Come, let's

go. It's important business.

Come, let's go.

Nice. Doing the logbook.

Yeah. Did you get some sleep?

A little bit. Cool. All right. Good
night.

I've been at anchor on smaller boats.

Then before that, all my previous jobs,
I've been around lots and lots of

people. It's been four years selling
cars, which was the worst time of my

On my first day, they pulled me into the
office when they heard one of my phone

calls, and they made me stay late, stand
on a table.

On the phone, calling people while
people threw things at me to make me

while I was speaking on the phone.

That really sculpted the way that I am
today. At the time, it was hateful.

Oh, you bitch.

Oh. Okay, okay. I'm basically done
vacuuming. Okay, I'm going to shoot off.

you all good? Yeah. Just mop and then
going down. All right. Thank you so

Gaps and Russ.

Let's try.

How the f*** are we going to survive the
rest of the season if this is day one?

Like, you know, some people can handle
the pressure and all that s***. I don't

want to, but...

I can do it. I went to boarding school
when I was 13.

I actually chose to go.

I mean, it definitely had its hard
moments, but that's why I am so

because, like, you know, I didn't go
back to my parents every day after

I just, yeah, went to a hostel for
really psycho matron.

I'm seeing things.

A boat with no dishwasher.

I have fried brains right now.

Hey, mom.

It's a very good morning. I'm just going
to bed.

I'm used to working hard on the charter,
but this is like madness.

I hate when people say everything's
going to be okay. I really, really hate

that. A couple months ago, my dad died.

He had like a sudden brain aneurysm. And
my mom rushed him to the hospital.

And because it's a pandemic, you can't
have your loved one there with you.

So when she left and got home, that's
when they called her and said, like,

he didn't make it. And we were so
confused.

We were like, what do you mean? He was
just there talking.

I'm just tired.

Talking about it makes me, like, sad
because I haven't really created the way

feel like I need to.

I'll message you later.

Love you. Bye.

Morning. What's it looking like out
there?

Pretty horrendous. Is your roommate
back?

No. Serious? Yeah.

We're toast if he doesn't. We won't have
any toast.

I can do it.

Get a cup of tea.

We have a bachelor party to throw.

Yeah.

Morning. Hi. I'll get you a cup of
coffee or anything you want to drink.

Coffee, yeah?

Who has a chef on backup with seven days
quarantine?

I have to figure this out.

Please, God. Also, I need a deck stew
because I will never be caught without a

crew member in quarantine again. I
learned my lesson.

If you guys are hungry, I can probably
do some toast or maybe like some fruit.

Some fruit, yeah. Mind your head on the
way out.

That's the only time I've ever been told
that.

I was just thinking the same thing.

Where's another knife?

Okay. I don't want to be here. I don't
want to do this anymore.

I'm so happy to get out of laundry, but
I'm not meant to be in the galley. It's

like, meh.

So is he making breakfast? Is there a
breakfast?

What's going on? I'm so confused.

Hey, Matthew, how are you?

I got my results back from my MRI.

Hey, Matthew,

how are you?

I'm glad you're okay, first and
foremost. Thank you. Will you be here

breakfast? Yeah. Okay, cool. All right,
thank you.

Bye -bye.

As a captain, I've had fires in the Red
Sea.

I've faced pirates, but no chef.

That's like endgame. So the big question
is, is Matthew capable of continuing in

the charter season?

Yes.

All crew, all crew. Our chef is
returning. Thank the Lord. Hallelujah.

Good morning, how was your gym workout?

It was good, thank you.

Do you want to hang out and kind of
refresh yourself?

Um, maybe you and I can do it, because I
don't know what... Yeah, I think

Malia's great.

Like, really, really great.

Thanks for taking care of everything
this morning.

I think it's going to be like this all
day. Yeah.

Oh, my God, it's so good to see you. Why
didn't you come get me?

They've all just been up. Are they okay,
though? Yeah, they're fine.

a water taxi approaching.

Hopefully that is our chef.

Yeah. Did you guys meet him on the swim
platform?

Hey, buddy. Hey. Good morning.

Welcome back. Thank you. Let me go get
changed now. Okay. Welcome back. Good

morning. Yeah, if he wasn't, I was going
to go drag his ass back here. Hey, good

morning, Katie. How did you guys sleep?

We slept good. Thank you for asking.
That's good, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah. All right.

How are you? How's your name? What
happened? It wasn't anything serious.

I put them in a little bit of pain. Are
the guests up? Yeah, they'll probably

want some food soon. I'll get some avo
toast going.

I have this deep anxiety inside of me
before that first meal for a new guest.

And instead of just getting over that
and doing it, I bailed.

Fruit platter?

I'm going to do the fruit ASAP. Two jobs
in the past I have actually left before

I started because of anxiety.

It's something I need and want to
overcome.

I'm very sorry for the delay.

Courtney is beautiful.

She is beautiful. No Not today

line up a sheet of that. Bacon.

Bacon.

We're going to meet the chef.

Yeah, he's back on board. Starting
tomorrow.

It's going to be four seasons.

I have worked with so many chefs. I
think he freaks us out. He owes us big

and I will make sure he knows that. But
now he's here, he's not leaving.

Well, let's hope not.

That looks like it'll pair well with
this toast.

Yum.

You should have seen me on the shot
yesterday.

Was yesterday a disaster?

Just now.

Like, where's that limp gone?

You can't come in here, like, acting
like everybody's fine with a fine knee.

Feel awful.

Hey, guys. It looks like there is going
to be a break. We're going to put this

tender in now.

Hey.

What a f***ing bad start to the trip,
though. How's it going?

There she is. Thank you. I'm about to go
talk to the guests. All right. Not a

great start for the galley. So if we
could get crew meals out, if I could get

the wedding cake ordered in, anything to
give me more time to focus on other

stuff, you know, so I can have a little
redemption here for this trip, you know?

Crew food?

Crew food.

We gotta do crew food. I don't know the
space. I'm still getting used to it.

Everywhere, I'm in pain.

The more I can outsource the things that
don't matter to the guests, the better,

the more I can focus on... So is anyone
helping you out here?

They are, but they're doing their job. I
need to go speak to the guests.

I mean, come on.

How's it going?

Not a great start for the galley.

So if we could get crew meals out, I
could get the wedding cake ordered in,

anything to give me more time to focus
on other stuff, you know, so I can have

little redemption here for this trip,
you know?

Crew food.

Crew food.

We got to do crew food. I don't know the
space. I'm still getting used to it.

It's everywhere.

I'm in pain.

The more I can outsource the things that
don't matter to the guests.

The better I see, the more I can focus
on. So is anyone helping you in here?

They are, but they're doing their job.
I'm going to go speak to the guests.

Chefs are very finicky, some
temperamental. So the last thing I'm

bombard him when he's asked for help.

I don't have another chef lined up. So I
have to play my cards right and ease

them back into this role.

Good morning, everyone.

Good morning.

I'm Matthew. I am so sorry for the start
of this trip.

How you feeling? How you doing? I'm
sore, but I'm feeling better. Awesome.

lunch, I was thinking mussels, potato
rossi, a chocolate mousse dessert, and

dinner, Italian style.

Yes, we're so happy to have you back.
Thank you, Matthew. Thank you. He's

to pull out some stops for sure.

Hey, crew food. Can I eat these again?

Okay. Okay.

Sorry. That's good. Thank you.

Will you let your team know? Yeah.

What up? Good morning.

Excited for today.

We need to get out the Unicorn Island.

Oh,

that's the giant, giant unicorn.

Is it? Yeah.

You want to hold this? Yeah. And
inflate.

Hey, morning.

How are you?

Did you inflate?

Caught a few hours in.

Thank you for your help today. Oh, no
problem.

I hope I did everything.

You did.

We have a shift again. Thank God.

So we'll have him for lunch. After
speaking to my mom, I'm more relaxed.

more like, you had a bad night, you're
exhausted, you're overworked. Just have

few hours of sleep, cry it out, and then
get back to work. We have a boat to

ride. Courtney started cabins. She's
pretty much done VIP stuff.

Smash out some laundry. There's some
guest stuff that I just want cleared.

All righty. Thank you so much. No
problem.

I love it.

It is huge.

I know. It looks nice.

party is that new maiden voyage we're
gonna break her in well today's gonna be

fun what can we name her maureen maureen
the magical unicorn yeah

yo

what

up lexi are you feeling much better now
that i see your face oh i'm just trying

to stay positive I'm in a weird head
space.

I'm feeling a lot of pain.

So I just have to, like, internalize,
like, all right, be calm, be calm.

Guys, if you're ever setting up a swim
platform and I'm not here, like, this is

what I like.

Unicorn down.

We'll do three of the Russian Vodka
Bloody Marys Extra Dirty. Yeah. Thanks,

Katie. Good morning, Lloyd.

Good morning.

Paninis, crew lunch. Oh, thank you. All
good. Bloody Mary.

Paninis again?

Yay.

And we have a bachelor party to throw.
Three Bloody Marys.

Possible to push lunch back to one at
the latest? Absolutely. Cool.

Oh, did you want one too?

Oh, I did. Sorry.

Don't worry.

I'll make another one. and then I've got
two espresso martinis.

I'll get another one. Okay, cool. Two
more Bloody Marys. Three Bloody Marys

an espresso martini.

Do you want to end up with anything?

With paninis?

I'm just going to get some veg.

Do you want to find radishes, really?

Honestly, mate, I'm not entirely sure
what a radish looks like.

They sent me down earlier to get, I
can't even remember, it's a green leaf

some description.

A green leaf against kale.

I have no idea what kale looks like.

My life.

Oh, where are you from, Rob? Plymouth.

Okay, I'm from Brighton. How's Brighton
life? Pretty good, actually.

I come from Brighton, in the south of
England. It was a wicked city to grow up

in. First gay marriage in the UK, and it
was held in the Royal Pavilion, which,

ironically, Hitler wanted as his summer
palace, so... Bloody hell, how many

bits of ham has everyone eaten?

And without the eight.

Three more.

Katie, Katie, Lexi.

Lexi, you need to hold on.

F***ing hell.

Bro. Okay, two mimosas. Shot of Cafe
Patron. Two Cafe Patron.

My arms.

My poor arms. All I've done is this.

This is a f***ing nightmare.

Really? I literally, I'm not a
stewardess anymore. I'm a bartender.

I cannot do anything else except for
make drinks.

Coming up. Can you help me deliver
these? I'd do anything for you. I just

you. Do you really? I do.

You always lie to the chef.

I love you.

You're a sweetheart.

Hey, there you are. This is a good
nightmare.

Really? I cannot do anything else except
for make drinks and drinks and drinks.

It's fine. I'm pulling all the lunch.
I'm going to start off. Don't worry

wine glasses because they're drinking
all different stuff. Okay, only water

glasses. Yeah, all right.

I need a mask.

Yeah, man.

See? It's just all in it.

It's all in it.

Tequila. The two mimosas.

I'll do it over here.

I would like vodka water. Can I do
Tito's? Okay. Can we do one order?

Otherwise, you're not going to be eating
lunch. Even better. Bring a bottle of

champagne on ice, a carap of OJ, and
we'll refill ourselves.

Okay. Okay, next step is stick and trip.
I'll stock a cooler. Do you want to

start rigging? Yeah, I can put something
together for him. If it was my bachelor

party, I'd, like, you know, get cigars,
turn up the music, jump off the boat.

That's just me.

I'm just doing good. I mean, I think
we're still getting everyone up to

I don't see any red flags yet, so we're
going to be okay for now, hopefully.

How are you?

How are you?

Why? What's wrong?

I've got too much stuff. I don't know
what's where. I can go and organize. I

put your vegetables on one side.

I'll handle that for you. And I'm so
sorry about the crew food, but like...

You're not even at the starting line
yet. No, I'm not. Right, so once we're

there, you'll do the food.

Yeah.

Whoa.

That's ridiculous.

All crew, all crew.

Paninis available in the crew canteen
when you're ready.

Hopping at E3.

There's butter everywhere.

Hi. Okay, what's the time?

12 .33.

Okay, can you come back at 2?

Yeah, of course.

Straight after lunch, we've got a
bachelor -bachelor party.

No worries.

All my friends are, like, getting
married and, like, engaged and dogs and

houses, and I'm just here, like... I'm
quite happy to, like, rock up the

wedding, you know? It's like...

Hopefully the skinny, tanned, travelling
gal, single and alone, just getting

drunk in the corner.

There I had butter and ice.

Thank you. I asked him, he said it's
dessert. Boom.

In future, we'll relay.

Okay. I just don't like it because they
always use it for something else. I can

just take it now.

Yeah, we'll do it. Because then
otherwise it's just less if they...

I don't think I'm like a...

Tissue, that's very particular about a
lot of things, but I think the way

are set, I just notice things when it's
not, like, cohesive or, like, if it's

wonky, it's just like, oh!

Every tissue has a thing. I guess that's
mine.

Everything's a mess and I hate it!

So I need a bowl for salad, something
for bread.

Yeah.

This is going to have to do. Oh, yeah.

Awesome sauce.

Awesome sauce.

You have

home

before coming over?

Mm -hmm. And home is?

North Wales. North Wales.

I keep hearing, don't screw the crew.

I feel like if you actually really enjoy
somebody, just give it a shot.

But at the same time, I'm green.

Anything I can get you up here?

Are we heading up for lunch? Yeah. All
right.

All crew, I have guests heading to the
table. We're with Anne.

Copy that.

Copy. I never go in being like, I'm
going to wow them. I just cook my heart

and hope they love it.

That smells freaky noise.

Local mussels and local chorizo and a
white wine tomato broth. Do you want to

come up and say it? Sure.

I will if you want me to. Proper
preparation prevents piss -poor

The six Ps of yachting.

Hello, everyone.

Hello. Hi. I'm sorry again.

And so to start, those are potato and
feta roasties.

Oh, nice. Local mussels and white wine
tomato broth. Yum. Thank you, Matt.

Thank you. Let's get a slide out. Stay
poppin'. Yum. Yum.

That was good. We love you, Matt.

Happy you're here, Matt. We can stay in
our cabin tonight.

Totally redeemed himself.

Yeah, he did.

Yum.

Okay.

You good?

Yeah.

Yeah. A little hesitate in there?

Ish. Ish? Why?

I think, obviously, the more I practice
things, obviously, the more naturally it

will come.

Yeah. Could you show me how to do a
bowline onto something?

Just always think of the loop.

Ah, then that becomes... Yeah, pull the
loop and then control it with how much

line I have here.

All right, Z, I'm going to leave you in
charge of the slim platform.

Okay. Will you just radio me if any
guests come down?

Sure. Yeah.

Have a play around.

Tinker.

That was delicious, but I'm going to
call it. I'm good. I could eat 100 more

muffins. We've got the set.

Please, but please keep an eye on the
jet ski line.

Probably done.

Chef? Yes, darling? Can you help me
deliver these? I'd do anything for you.

just love you. Do you really? I do.

You always lie to the chef.

Tell the chef you love them because
they'll always serve you, like, spare

You're a sweetheart.

That's bad. I guess just leading people
on, knowing it's going to go nowhere.

But, like, I'm a bored flirter. Because
you're flirting with me and I'm bored, I

have nothing else to do, I'll flirt
back.

I actually told a guy that, and he was
like, I accept that, that's fine.

Like, seriously, most chefs are f***ing
awful.

I'll try to keep it positive.

Yeah.

Yay! Some delicious chocolate mousse for
you.

Thank you! You're welcome, thank you.

Everything was on point. Look what a
beautiful date it is!

Let's just get everything cleared
because then we need to start setting up

dinner.

And then tomorrow's the wedding.

Nice lunch? We did.

Cool.

Did they like your lunch?

Yeah, no, they were really, really
happy. Oh, yay. And they said

the chef and everything.

Awesome. All good vibes.

All right, thank you. Keep it there. All
right.

Just make it fun. Yeah.

Bullshit with them. Get them drunk.
Happy bachelor party. Yeah. I'll do me

I have faith.

All right, boys. Let's go catch a
dinner. Gentlemen, let's get you loaded

Get some fish.

Hey, is that jet ski tied on to
something?

I don't think it is. Do you think it's
closed away?

Get a life jacket on, Floyd. Go grab
that jet ski.

Someone forgot to tie a jet ski. Get on
with Floyd, please. Just an idiot.

Coming up. I keep forgetting to have a
wedding still.

I'm not marrying you anymore. Good. I
don't want to marry you. I'm done.

Get a life jacket on, please, Lloyd. Go
grab that jet ski.

That was probably me.

Get on with Lloyd, please.

Just an idiot.

I looked out there and I was like, dude,
that looks a little far.

Definitely a learning experience, but I
still don't know how to create.

All right, your students clear.

Bridge,

bridge, that is tender away.

We have guests heading down to the
platform to use the unicorn.

That's okay. I get a lot of them off the
hook just the first time because.

I've also tied a line wrong and watched
the jet ski float away. So I think it's

like a rite of passage on deck.

Oh, my God. This is so cute.

We named her Marine.

So that's a party.

My last night.

That's a cove. This is where the girls
come out right here. Wow,

dude. Look at this water.

It's beautiful.

Yeah. I'm going to get on here. That's a
party.

Ladies, do you like any snacks or
anything like that?

It's a good snack.

So Clint, you're excited about tomorrow?

Hell yeah, brother. Big day. My life is
officially over.

It's good.

Fun to vodka.

Hey, thank you.

Pleasure. Having a hospitality
background, I am very comfortable,

people are drunk. You see that in
restaurants every day. So probably the

thing that I'm feeling super confident
with.

Nice job, Lee. Go take a break. Thank
you.

So beautiful here.

How did we get to this point of skipping
toilets?

I know, right?

I feel like all these girls with, like,
sugar daddies and, like, people buying

them all this shit.

Marry for money, learn to love.

But seriously, they honestly say that.
That would be gold digging. So should I

just date a bum?

I use the date, like, for love and all
that shit, but love don't pay the

bill. So dumb.

Have you seen any swimming around?

No, I haven't either.

Let me see. Thank you, Gumber.

Sick. Weird.

Can you call the chef and have him bring
one of the fish down just to pretend

that we got it?

Dave, just a request.

Has the chef got a fish?

Boys can have a picture with a fish.

Roger, Dodger.

We're turning it against now.

Copy. Gender returning.

Can I just leave this with you guys so
you can bring it back to me? Yeah. Thank

you.

Yes!

Okay, boys.

Thank you very much. You want a photo
with your fish?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was fun. It was a great experience.

Yeah, now that's a kit.

I actually quite like walking on these
things. It's like being at a play park

when you're a kid. But even better when
you're an adult.

Oh, did they actually catch it?

No. I was like... Yeah, it came gutted
and scaled.

Dave, are you ready to see your future?

Okay, clear to come up? Yep. Coming up.

Lloyd, you want to drive it? Yeah,
sweet. I'll do the cable.

Looking good.

All crew, all crew, dinner's ready.

Thank you for that. You're welcome.

I'll fix your collar.

Thank you. You like it like... A pop my
collar? Only when I'm trying to impress

the ladies.

So yeah, so when we're on charter, it's
lunch and dinner for the crew.

Okay, because they're working really
hard. Yep.

All right. Thank you so much, Sandy. I
appreciate how understanding you've

I knew Matthew would come around to
making crew food, and I just had to play

cards right. I just had to take it one
step at a time and let him settle back

in.

Oh, hey. Welcome back.

Do you hear anything?

Did I have a chocolate?

Yeah. It's like dark.

You're like a donkey.

I like it like I like my woman.

Wait, what have you got?

Okay. Here, I'll sit here. Yeah, we're
good.

See you in a bit.

They're all my dick ass.

Did you check on them just now?

Yeah, I'll keep an eye on them. I
appreciate it a lot.

Do you want a cup of tea? It makes
everything better.

Is there any Earl Grey? There is Earl
Grey. God, darling.

Okay, I'm going to go get changed.

Katie is lovely, but I don't get to
speak to her that much.

She's also Chief Steer, so she's scary.

You, Dave, I'm not weak.

It's quite difficult, especially when
you've got short T -Rex arms.

Do you think I should put the
underneath?

Yeah, I like it. And then make sure
they're always in the middle of the

So it's nice and even. My last boat, I
still had like seven girls under me, but

you could always use more.

The bigger size you get, slightly less
hands on the two stewards because

so much more admin.

But hey, I'm not afraid to get my hands
dirty. I still like it. It's a

challenge. And I've got my third stew
and I've got a chef back.

So let's do this.

Vibe check.

How bad?

You're vibing? The vibe is the vibe.

Vibe check.

Okay. See you in the morning. I'll see
you in the morning.

Get you tied up. I'm in, baby. I got
you.

You're beautiful, baby.

Do it. Ooh,

it's raining.

Poor thing.

Hey, there we go. It's the last dinner.

For America!

Y 'all need to cover these cushions.

Cushions in for y 'all. I think that was
right.

We need to cover up this shit off.

Bobby, can you give me a hand?

Is your seat wet?

I feel like I should be helping y 'all.

No, uh -uh, uh -uh.

I'm going with the greens. It's all
good.

Gally, gally, we're good to go when you
are.

Roger, Dr. 10 -4. Going into the first
dinner, I just want to redeem myself and

not overcomplicate things. So I know I
can do this, but I need to prove to the

guests and the captain and the crew that
I can do this.

We're going to synchronize the service.

Me and you will both take three and
you'll take two. I will plate the three

this side. By the time she gets to her
guy, we get to our first person. Okay.

Synchronization is so important.

I don't know why people bring out dishes
two at a time. Like, on a super yacht,

you should have the best service.

That's what guests like. They like a
shot. And also, I just think it looks

I love truffle pasta.

I'm here to impress you. The water was
not cold.

I'm really excited because it's so much
colder.

Darling, you look so gorgeous.

For your starter tonight, truffle pasta.

It smells so good.

I would eat the rest of this. Oh, my
God. This is awesome.

This is my favorite thing I've eaten all
week.

You need to get there and go do a quick
run through all the cabins and then go

into the laundry.

Mm -hmm.

How's your knee feeling today?

Sure. But, like, it's mostly on stairs.

But you can, like, put weight on it.
Yeah, yeah.

Well, I am pretty skeptical of chefs
nowadays.

I think the extent to which he's
physically hurt, not so much.

I thought we were going to lose you
there. Oh, my gosh.

Matt throws a dump.

Matt's the shit.

Loving as he pops us. Oh, my gosh.
Mission accomplished.

I don't want to speak too soon. We've
got two more courses to go.

Oh, my gosh.

Whoa. It's getting a little windy out
here.

It's a little blanket right there. Get
us a blanket. I'll get you something.

right. This needs to go.

The more obstacles, the better. I can't
wait to see how Matt cooked it up.

That. Kelly, you need to stand by. We
have to move everything inside.

All right, this needs to go.

Go to your spot, babe, babe, babe.

Courtney, Courtney, are you downstairs?

Okay,

I'll help her downstairs.

The universe started f***ing with us
from day one of this trip. Not having a

chef. These guests are drinking like
fish.

The weather is f***ing sh**. It's like,
cool.

How much more f***? Can I give?

How much longer till the fruit?

It's going to be cold.

Okay, two seconds. Can I go that way,
please? Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Who

have a drink at the moment?

I have a red one. Do you want one of
these with the grapefruit?

Yeah. Same thing. Can I do it? Can I do
the fruit? Do you want to go prevent it?

Can we close the door? I need the red
wine.

Hey, here we go.

So this is just extra for the table.
We're going to...

What do we do with that?

What? What he said.

All right, help me bring in these
plates.

They're from the left, they're from the
right. Okay.

Right. Pardon me.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

Can we get a little explanation on this,
Matt? Yeah. Badass whole fish.

A whole roasted local bass with tomato,
white wine, caper sauce.

Wonderful. Yeah, he's a G.

Mmm. Yum.

Wow. Yum.

That's up.

How's the laundry?

Good, fine. Okay, finished.

And up in six, right? Please.

Hey,

hey. Going good? I'm going around to
make sure everything's cool.

Nice. Nice job.

Look at that. I see the second stripe
already showing up.

Is it good?

Yeah, good.

What? I was looking at you. You're hot.
I'm looking at this hot outfit that you

need to show off.

They're vibing out there.

They should be because they've been
making drinks since they got up at 8 .30

this morning. No way.

I'm not joking.

Hello?

Babe, you sure love me.

Welcome to your merry club.

tonight. We're not partying late
tonight, for sure.

Oh, yeah!

Oh. Woo!

Cream brulee.

Yeah, that's what you like to hear.

Yeah. Look at me and Thornton. Woo!

Wow. Dude, Matt is on point with his
dessert. Yeah, man.

So good. Matt.

Yeah, you're pretty efficient. I thought
it was going to be a disaster in here.

Based on yesterday, I'm sure you didn't
have to.

High expectations.

Last night was horrible.

Well, one was cooked by a chef, the
other one wasn't.

They really love your food, which is
good.

I'm glad, I'm grateful that he came
back.

I think he thinks he's a hero, and
really he isn't, because he screwed the

day over.

You're, like, signed up to cook, you
know?

Why should you get a pat on the back for
cooking?

Best creme brulee I've ever had. It was
amazing.

Thank you so much for today.

Yeah, thank you.

Um, set you down, sir. Thank you. Good
job. You'll be on deck in six.

Goodbye.

How's it going?

Good. How are you?

Oh, so good.

I'm no boat.

Have I ever witnessed this? Never.

I'm never. Your knee's absolutely fine
now. I don't know if he's going to make

it either.

He just seems very temperamental.

Maybe I'll quit. I'll be temperamental.
I'll come back the next day.

I'll come back. Maybe I'll quit when we
have, like, provisions.

I'll come back. Yeah, for sure.

Sorry, guys. I'm not going to party with
y 'all late. Yeah, tomorrow's the

wedding. Do y 'all want to get up?

Excuse me from this dinner.

See, this is a perfect early night. It's
raining.

It's chill.

Scary going to bed?

Uh, I don't know.

I don't really want to go to bed.

I'm sorry, but I'm exhausted.

Tomorrow's my big day. I know.

Tomorrow's my big day.

I keep forgetting they have a wedding
still.

How's outside?

Everything's covered except for the
dining areas.

What are you looking for, babe? Your
charger.

You're going to want your phone charged
tomorrow, trust me.

Oh, I hear voices.

Oh, my God.

Well, I mean, we need to figure this
out. You haven't had a charger the whole

time. This is my phone charger. No, it's
not, babe. Yours is the big block. Who

cares? It's a fucking charger.

Don't get out of tune with me.

Can't wait to marry you.

I thought you were not supposed to fight
until you get married.

Kill them.

You are drunk as sh**. Look at you. I'm
calling your mother right now. Good. Do

it. Should we go in there and be like, I
just want to cancel.

Just let us not.

You're so drunk.

I'm such a douchebag.

Call me a douchebag one more time,
Carrie.

I'm a douchebag. Call me a douchebag one
more time. You're such a douchebag.

Yeah, I don't give up.

I'm not marrying you anymore. Good. I
don't want to marry you.

I'm done.

I'm not marrying you. I'm going to come
right now.

It's a weird vibe.

There's some f***ing waves right here.

I think Malia looks beautiful, eh? It's
definitely a new dynamic, being

attracted to my boss.

We're living and working with people who
we wouldn't even speak to in normal

circumstances.

You wouldn't speak to me.

Water glass always goes on top of main
knife. It's supposed to be on the side

an angle. Main.

Just do it how I said it and let's move
on to the next task. The best meat I've

ever had. I don't eat that.

More lamb.

Yo, you're stepping right in my pile.
Don't worry about it.

I'm dirty.

Now it's not the time.

Okay, meat free.

I get it. Focus on putting the lamb on
the plate.

You don't touch anything until you're
sure the guests are done.

You can't talk to me like you're the
boss. I'm in charge of you. I know.

again. Never again.

Get out.