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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:00,853 We've gone as far as we can go by road. 2 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,063 We need a boat. 3 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:06,609 Should only take a few days. 4 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:09,028 No, no, no. We shouldn't be here. 5 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,280 The jungle doesn't want us here. 6 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,365 There is... 7 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,899 We have to do this. 8 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:49,944 What's waiting for us will change our lives. 9 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:52,571 Eh? 10 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:53,656 Fine. 11 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:55,407 I'll go alone. 12 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:56,408 Ana. 13 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:57,952 Ana! 14 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,037 Don't do this! 15 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:18,264 It's her. 16 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,734 Get to the boat! 17 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,828 Come on! Let's go! 18 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,747 - Hey! - Stop! 19 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:45,416 Take my hand! 20 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:04,894 We start tight on a full moon. 21 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,355 Milky. Almost yellow. 22 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:10,983 And we crane down 23 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:16,071 to reveal an idyllic, suburban street. 24 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:20,451 We float past a series of white picket fences, 25 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,328 until we settle on a sewer grate. 26 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,914 Pow! Flies open! 27 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:28,334 Something big and scaly slithers out, 28 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,629 fast, hungry, definitely not human, 29 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,964 as a pulsating score kicks in. 30 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,975 We're on the back of the beast 31 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:48,228 as it slithers menacingly towards a little blue house. 32 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:03,285 Wait. I'm sorry. 33 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:06,330 This is our wedding video you're talking about? 34 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:10,292 Yes, though I actually don't think of them as videos. They're more like short films. 35 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:14,630 Yeah, because I'm not sure this is quite what we had in mind. 36 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,882 Okay. I know. It's a little different than normal but-- 37 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,885 We really liked the one you did for Karen and Bart. 38 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,345 When they walk by the river 39 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,681 - and jump up and high-five. - That jump was dope. 40 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,140 And I loved that song they used. 41 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:29,186 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 42 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:33,148 ♪ I want to know right now How does it feel ♪ 43 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:36,026 - You know it. Yeah. - Um, guys. Uh, here's the thing. 44 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:39,113 I really like you guys. And you said you're horror fans, 45 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,240 and I'm like, "I love horror so much." 46 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:44,076 And I thought this could be special. You know what I mean? 47 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,704 This is a film you're gonna watch for the rest of your lives. 48 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,831 But this isn't a film, Doug. 49 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,668 This is a wedding video, and we want one where they do a little jump. 50 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,795 - Yeah. - Now, can you do that for us or not? 51 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:03,345 Okay. 52 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:06,473 And do you mind if I'm doing warm-ups? Is it okay? 53 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,475 Oh, yeah. I've seen much crazier. 54 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:09,560 Okay, good. 55 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,104 Does it sound better to say my line, 56 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:15,232 "His vision is blurry, which could suggest..." 57 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,444 or, "His vision is blurry, which could suggest..." 58 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:21,280 Or I could-- You know what? I could even do, like, an accent. I could do just... 59 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,907 I think you just should do it the way you auditioned it, honey. 60 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:24,992 - Yeah. - Yeah. 61 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,829 It's been a while since I booked anything, and I just want it to go well. 62 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,247 - Yeah. - I just... 63 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,790 It's hard out there. 64 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,043 Sorry. 65 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,919 Doctor number 3, we're ready for you. 66 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,129 Okay, knock 'em dead. 67 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,839 Okay, thanks. Thank you, Donna. 68 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,467 Hey, by the way, if you ever need anything from Lowe's, 69 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,427 I will hook you up with my employee discount, 70 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,720 no questions asked. 71 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,555 - Okay? - Okay. 72 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:53,937 Thanks. Ten more ccs of tramadol. 73 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,689 Any idea what I'm looking at here? 74 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:57,399 He said his vision was blurry, 75 00:05:57,483 --> 00:06:00,694 - so, you know, that could suggest-- - Optic neuritis. 76 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:02,780 Already ruled that out. 77 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,364 - Cut. - That's a cut! 78 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,658 Hey, buddy, not sure what that accent is. 79 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,911 Just do it normally, okay? 80 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,204 We're gonna go again right away. 81 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,121 Set. 82 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:15,918 He said his vision was blurry, which could suggest-- 83 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,962 Cut! Say the line faster. Okay? Faster this time. 84 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,256 He said his vision was blurry, which could suggest-- 85 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,759 Cut! Jesus, I think we gotta fire this guy. 86 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,469 Can we get somebody else in here? 87 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,277 ♪ When it's over, so they say ♪ 88 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,906 ♪ It'll rain a sunny day ♪ 89 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:51,745 ♪ I know, shining down like water ♪ 90 00:06:55,999 --> 00:07:02,256 ♪ I wanna know Have you ever seen the rain? ♪ 91 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,259 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 92 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:10,222 ♪ Have you ever seen the rain? ♪ 93 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:14,184 Griff, it's Doug. I just ran into your mom at the supermarket. 94 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,145 She said you booked a big gig today. 95 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:17,729 I'm proud of you, bud. 96 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:20,065 Everyone in Buffalo misses you. 97 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:22,651 I love you. Come visit, man! 98 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:25,904 Jesus, Jerry. 99 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:29,575 Doug, what is this thing about-- there's some kind of sewer monster? 100 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,451 Oh, boy. 101 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,454 Doug. 102 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:39,585 Look, I get that this is not what you dreamed about when you were a kid. 103 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,254 But dreams, they go. Huh? 104 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,256 Now, I'll be retiring soon. 105 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:48,343 And, Doug, it is only a matter of time before all this is yours. 106 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:49,428 - Really? - Yeah. 107 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,805 Look around. Take it all in. 108 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,183 And imagine. 109 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,937 If you do it right, it's a pretty sweet setup we got here. 110 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:02,649 This is a B, and maybe even a B+ life we're talking about. 111 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:05,694 Hmm. 112 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:08,947 Are you sure you don't wanna do anything for your birthday? 113 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,742 You used to make me celebrate your half-birthdays. 114 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,745 Let's go get a beer. 115 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,663 Or something. 116 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,417 Maybe we just watch that new mountain climbing doc. 117 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,462 About the lady that falls to her own death? 118 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,088 Yeah. 119 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:29,760 Fine, we can do the one about the free diver in the Maldives. 120 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,429 Who drowns? Jesus Christ, Doug. 121 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,723 I don't know. Let's just take a gummy and go to bed early. 122 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,516 Surprise! 123 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:40,145 Oh, my God, Malie. No! 124 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,981 Oh, yes. Yes, you love a good, big birthday party. 125 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:44,650 Dad, should've seen your face. 126 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,568 - You knew about this? - It was my idea. 127 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:48,570 - Buddy, take my coat, please. Thank you. - Okay. 128 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:49,947 Hey! How are you? 129 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,950 - Yeah. Happy birthday! - Jesus, Kenny. My back! 130 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,369 - I'm sorry. - No! That's not... 131 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,829 The actual lotion. The actual basket. 132 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,623 "It puts the lotion in the basket"? 133 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,583 - eBay, buddy. - Dude, that is sick. 134 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,627 Yeah, no, that is actually sick. 135 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,836 Oh! 136 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:08,340 - Happy birthday, Dougie. - Thanks for making the trek, Claire. 137 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:13,512 You know I love Buffalo this time of year. The slush, the hypothermia. 138 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,805 What's up? No Trent? 139 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,139 No Trent. 140 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,808 Ever again, in fact. 141 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,060 - He started banging his dental hygienist. - Ugh. 142 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,980 Anyway, tonight is all about you, baby. 143 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,690 - It's about me. - It's about you. 144 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,404 You came! Here you are. Oh, my God. 145 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,488 It's been too long, pal. 146 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,949 It's so good to see you. It has been way too long. 147 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,033 Happy birthday. 148 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,743 Thank you for coming out here. 149 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:38,245 - Think I'm gonna miss this? Never. - Oh. 150 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,955 We got a lot of catching up to do. 151 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:45,752 Many years ago, a group of young, passionate artists had a vision. 152 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:51,466 It was a vision that's not particularly original or even, uh, good... 153 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,510 ...but it was theirs. 154 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,930 And so they made that vision a reality. 155 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,558 And, without further ado, 156 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:04,688 I present to you a completely unrestored print 157 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:09,818 of 13-year-old Doug McCallister's masterpiece, The Quatch. 158 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,863 What? I thought we lost all the copies of that! 159 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:13,947 - No way. - Nope. 160 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:16,825 I found it in my mom's garage. It was stuck in the player. 161 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,244 Are we sure this is okay for the kids to watch? 162 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,537 Who gives a shit? 163 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,665 Mrs. Brown had us bleep all the swears so we could show it at the school assembly. 164 00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:24,958 Yeah, which didn't make much sense 165 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,586 because we were very clear about it being R-rated. 166 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,172 - Happy birthday, pal. - This isn't happening. 167 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,174 Oh, it's happening. Here we go. 168 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,885 - God. - Here, sit. 169 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,095 Oh, I'm gonna kill you. 170 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,267 I haven't changed a bit. 171 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,519 Holy ****! 172 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:45,437 Oh! 173 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,814 - Look at the grass! - Hot on the trail! 174 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,275 - Look out for the quatch. - Here we go. 175 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:53,862 Before you **** strike me, I need to **** ask you one **** thing. 176 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,572 You got some **** bite left? 177 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,531 Or you all **** bark? 178 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:57,783 Boom! 179 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,452 Damn, we'd been watching a lot of Scorsese. 180 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,579 We didn't quite have the ear for it, did we? 181 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,457 - I need to tell you something. - What is it? 182 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,543 That I love you. I've always loved you. 183 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,295 And I always **** will. 184 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:11,797 I **** love you too. 185 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,757 Now, kiss me, woman. 186 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,969 So much charisma. Already, you had it. 187 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,555 I still can't believe I let Doug talk me into doing that. 188 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,391 What are you talking about? That was your idea. 189 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:25,936 Yeah! 190 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,688 - It's coming for us. - We're trapped. 191 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,399 What the hell are we gonna do? 192 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:32,484 - No! - Yes. 193 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,487 Oh, my God. We're all gonna die! 194 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,076 This is where it gets real. 195 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,453 Not on my watch, mister. 196 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,165 - Boom! - Yeah! 197 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:49,042 - Yeah! - Yeah! 198 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,502 Amazing! 199 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,130 So good! 200 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,049 Whoo! 201 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,388 That's probably the best birthday gift I've ever received. 202 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,807 - I didn't even know it existed. - Well, I'm giving it to you. 203 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,892 Plus the TV 'cause you can't get it out. 204 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,103 - Yay! - Yes! 205 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:15,110 - It was right after, you know... - Right after senior year of college. 206 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:18,488 Yes, that's when Anaconda came out. Remember? We saw it like 30 times. 207 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,449 Put it right there alongside the classics. 208 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,409 Totally. How about that cast? Come on. 209 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,996 - J.Lo, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, Stoltz. - Oh, for sure. 210 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,289 I mean, it's a murderers' row. 211 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:32,127 Plus, that snake was like a metaphor for our lives at that moment. 212 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,506 Like, how life is coming at you, you know, 213 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,468 hunting you and forcing you, like, 214 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,719 off your... 215 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,805 like your parents' health insurance and stuff. 216 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,602 - I don't know... - No, that's true. 217 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,020 - Yeah, that's... - It was like that. 218 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,480 - That's right, Kenny. - Whatever. 219 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:55,442 How about that accent by Jon Voight? How about that? That was a choice. 220 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:58,487 "They wrap around you until you get the privilege 221 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,572 - of hearing your bones break... - Bones break... 222 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:06,495 ...before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode." 223 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,163 Sorry. 224 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,709 I have the rights to Anaconda. 225 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:15,754 What? 226 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,839 I have the rights to Anaconda. 227 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,592 Yeah. 228 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:25,430 Apparently, the movie was based on a novel by some dead Japanese guy. 229 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:29,267 And my agent introduced me to his widow. 230 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:34,481 Unbelievably, she was such a fan of the four episodes that I did on S.W.A.T... 231 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,691 - Who isn't? - ...that she gave me the rights. 232 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,778 Dude. So what are you gonna do with them? 233 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,488 Uh, well, not me. 234 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,990 Us. 235 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:48,078 We're gonna reboot the thing. Indie-style. 236 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:52,499 Three weeks, run-and-gun in the Amazon. Skeletal crew. 237 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,710 Claire, you and I can star. Kenny, you shoot it. Doug, you direct. 238 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,296 Huh? Come on. What do you say? 239 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,715 I mean, it's a wonderful idea in theory, but... 240 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:04,052 I'm in! I can get time off from work. 241 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,762 Yes, you can, Kenny. Sweet! 242 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,432 Kenny, what are you talking about? You're in? He's not... No. He's not in. 243 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,852 He says one thing and you're in already. You're going to the Amazon. 244 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,480 - He's not in. - What do you say, Claire? 245 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,107 - I... I just... - Come on. 246 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,984 I don't know if I'm in the right headspace... 247 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,235 - Of course you are. - ...with the divorce. 248 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,153 Of course you're not in the right headspace. 249 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,197 That's the best headspace. Are you kidding me? 250 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:27,534 Come on, it's like Eat Pray Love and... shit. 251 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,618 Come on. 252 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,371 You know what? I'm in. 253 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,873 - What? Really? - Yes! Sweet. 254 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:36,293 Yeah. I mean, my life is totally shit anyway so... 255 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,253 - God, I'm so happy to hear that. - Hmm. 256 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,922 I mean, not that your life is shit, but that you're in. 257 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,966 Besides, as soon as Doug says yes, 258 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,926 we'll probably need you to finance this whole thing. 259 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,428 - What? - Thank you. 260 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,554 Doug? 261 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,893 Griff, I'm sorry. 262 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:58,231 I got responsibilities. I got Malie, Charlie, my job. 263 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,900 I know. Making wedding videos. 264 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,402 Films. Right. 265 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,696 It's a good life, you know? 266 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,073 It's a B, B+ life. 267 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,743 B, B+ life? 268 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,454 It's a good life. 269 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,457 Do you remember when we were kids 270 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,125 and we would stay up till 4:00 in the morning, 271 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,794 hanging out in your mom's basement watching horror movies? 272 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,172 Scaring the shit out of ourselves. 273 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,424 Texas Chainsaw on, like, repeat. 274 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,010 Now we have the chance to make one ourselves. 275 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,722 Dude, it's what we dreamed about ever since we were little kids. 276 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,642 I hear ya. 277 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,895 But we're not kids anymore, Griff. 278 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,813 I'm sorry. 279 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,817 Yeah. I know. All right. 280 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:44,861 I just... 281 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,946 I get it. I do. 282 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,032 I get it. 283 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,873 Still watching The Quatch. 284 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,547 Charlie, why don't you go check on those cookies? 285 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,717 Okay, but I'm pausing it, so... 286 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,302 don't touch it. 287 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,472 Gonna need some ice-cold milch with that. 288 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,807 You got it. 289 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,518 - What are you doing? - What? 290 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,936 Just go make the movie. 291 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,312 Malie. 292 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,940 Come on. Every time you watch this thing, you light up. 293 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:25,110 Like I haven't seen you light up in a long time. 294 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,613 So what? I'm supposed to chase some Hollywood fantasy I had as a kid? 295 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,907 Waste a bunch of money and time, and for what? 296 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,201 In the end, what's it gonna change? 297 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:36,788 Okay. 298 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,165 Okay. 299 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,709 Okay. 300 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,468 We hope you come to celebrate... 301 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,511 As we become... 302 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:52,971 The Hansons. 303 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,433 Holy shit. 304 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:05,734 {\an8}♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 305 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,236 ♪ I want to know right now ♪ 306 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,488 - ♪ What will it be? ♪ - ♪ ...what will it be? ♪ 307 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:16,411 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 308 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,830 What am I singing? 309 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:21,916 Hey, dude. 310 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,378 I don't want to wait, man. 311 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,633 Our lives could be, like... over. 312 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,552 What... What are you talking about? 313 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:36,139 The Anaconda thing. You were serious, right? 314 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,183 Yes, very. 315 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,684 Then let's do it. 316 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,687 Let's reboot Anaconda. 317 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,440 Yes! Yes. 318 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,495 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 319 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,835 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 320 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,964 All right, budget-wise, soup to nuts, what does it cost to get this thing made? 321 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:13,802 I figure we need three weeks of shooting. Some VFX, some SFX, 322 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:17,096 a riverboat, a riverboat captain, travel to and from a jungle, 323 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,850 and a gigantic real snake, preferably a rental. 324 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,435 - Rental, copy. - All in, 325 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,437 two, two-and-a-half million dollars. 326 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,147 That sounds right. 327 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:30,527 We've approved a loan for you for up to... 328 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,403 $9,400. 329 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,738 Yes! 330 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,533 I've revised the budget down to... 331 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,951 $43,000 all in. 332 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,327 That sounds more right. 333 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,287 Now, the film does have to be scary, right? 334 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:45,208 Terrifying. But it can't just be about a giant snake killing people. 335 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,543 - Exactly. - You know? 336 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,670 It has to be about something, right? 337 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:49,754 Right. 338 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,048 I mean... 339 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,174 - Themes. - Themes. 340 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,176 Come on. 341 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,970 - Like grief. - What about revenge? 342 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,639 In terms of themes, that's like one of the top ones. 343 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,599 - Oh, my God. I got a good one. - Hit me. 344 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,518 Intergenerational trauma. 345 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,687 I love intergenerational trauma. 346 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,397 Who doesn't love intergenerational trauma? 347 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,691 - It's the best. - We're onto something here. 348 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,242 This is a masterpiece. 349 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,494 You're a goddamn genius. I love it. 350 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,996 - Don't change a word. - Not a word. 351 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,373 Dude, you killed it. It's scary, emotional, funny when it needs to be. 352 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,834 - Romantic. - Dude, thank you. 353 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,168 Hey, Doug... 354 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,173 I know that we had our little dustup, but... 355 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,594 I need to shoot this film, man. 356 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,803 Dustup? 357 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:42,849 Yeah. He fired me from the wedding video stuff 358 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,518 'cause I got a little wasted. 359 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,061 He knocked over the wedding cake. 360 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,899 - But I'm dealing with it. - Like, getting sober? 361 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:51,983 Yes. 362 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,402 Well, I mean, Buffalo sober. 363 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:55,403 Buffalo sober? 364 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,821 Just beer and wine. 365 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,784 And then some of the lighter liquors. But definitely not all of 'em. 366 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,162 I'm proud of you. 367 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,706 Doug? 368 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,586 If I'm being honest, I enabled you a little bit. 369 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:14,130 Of course you get a second chance. Let's do this. 370 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,049 - Nice! - Thank you, man. 371 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,718 Car's here. 372 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:22,388 And you have the mefloquine, right? You only take that once a week. 373 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:25,183 - Hey, Dad. I almost forgot. - Hmm? 374 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:29,228 - Talk to me. - But I got you this. 375 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:30,730 What? 376 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,106 I know. Pretty sick. 377 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,526 "World's greatest Doug." 378 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:38,196 - I thought it should say, "Dad." - Whatever, man, it's funny. 379 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,490 I love it. It's much better. 380 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,154 - So it begins. - Yeah! 381 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,239 - Oh, yeah. - All right. 382 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,740 - Whoo! - Made it. 383 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,910 - Whoa. We're here. - That's what I'm talkin' about! 384 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,203 Brasília! 385 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,121 Oh. 386 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,790 So, hey, I was reading about anacondas on the plane. 387 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,751 Basically, they wait in the water for days, 388 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,838 stalking their prey, never moving, just waiting, 389 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,089 and then when a prey comes... 390 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,966 ...snatch and grab. 391 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,760 Thousand pounds of pressure. Think you're gonna get away? You're not. 392 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,680 Crushing you. Oxygen leaving your lungs. 393 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,891 Oh, God, it's terrible. 394 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,561 - So, like in the movie Anaconda. - Yeah, exactly. 395 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,645 So it's real? 396 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:53,896 Yeah, it's all real. 397 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,608 Very real. 398 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,738 There's this story about this woman... 399 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,364 God bless her. 400 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,576 The snake wraps around her so tight... 401 00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,204 the eyeballs just... 402 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,708 - No. - No way. 403 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,793 Yeah, it was my grandmother, Sylvana. 404 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:16,919 Shit. 405 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:20,256 Horrible grandmother. But still sad. 406 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,507 Huh. 407 00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:22,759 I'm sorry, who are you? 408 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:26,429 Oh, I'm sorry. Carlos Santiago. Yeah, you can call me Santiago. 409 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,514 - Hey! It's Kenny. - Yeah, hey. 410 00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:31,142 - Kenny from the phone. Hey. - Kenny. Kenny, hey. 411 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,311 - Hi. - Yeah, this is our snake handler. 412 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,312 Oh! 413 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,147 - Thank God. - He's supposed to be the best. 414 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,316 No. "Supposed to be"? We have a joker here. 415 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:40,985 No. I am the best. Yes. 416 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,070 - Oh. That's good. - Yeah. 417 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,238 So, welcome to Brazil. 418 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,699 Let's meet the snake. 419 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,631 Go around, we'll find her. 420 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:23,152 When I found him, he was dying of starvation. 421 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:28,241 His food supply destroyed by gold miners who put mercury in the river. 422 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:31,160 - Gold miners? - Gold mining poisons our land. 423 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:34,831 Their greed almost killed my snake. 424 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,415 - Oh. - But I fed him, 425 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:39,127 I nursed him back to life, 426 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:42,755 and in many ways, he did the same for me. 427 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:45,466 Ah, yes. A tale as old as time. 428 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,426 Saved by a snake. 429 00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:51,139 What's your name? 430 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,223 What's... Uh, Griff. 431 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:54,475 Okay, Griff. He's not only a snake. 432 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,353 He's my tiny giant, my friend. 433 00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:02,066 One of the most important creatures of the herpetological world. 434 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,235 No, of course... I... Sure. 435 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:07,071 I didn't... I wasn't trying to... I... Yes. 436 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:10,241 Okay. Let me introduce you. 437 00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:14,996 Heitor. 438 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,874 - Heitor? - Oh, my goodness. 439 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,542 Hey, cutie. 440 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,003 - Oh, no. Not cutie. - Oh, my... 441 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,546 Oh... 442 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:26,340 Oh, hell yes! This thing is nuts! 443 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:29,886 There are rumors of 'condas even bigger. 444 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,513 Maybe four or five times this size. 445 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,266 Go ahead, Kenny from the phone. 446 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:38,644 Um, is it true that they regurgitate their prey? 447 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,354 Um, sometimes. 448 00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:42,315 I mean, if you're lucky, 449 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:45,401 you'd die right away because of... ...suffocation. 450 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:50,031 But only the unlucky ones survive. 451 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,324 Unlucky? 452 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:57,371 Yeah, because then you might actually be conscious 453 00:24:57,455 --> 00:25:01,250 when the snake comes back to finish you off. 454 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,377 - Gotcha. - Ooh. 455 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:04,754 Better to die. 456 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,724 - Look at that boat! - This is money in the bank, baby. 457 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,377 Hey. Let me ask you a question. 458 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,754 - Um, our snake guy... - Mmm? 459 00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:49,924 Does he seem kind of batshit crazy? 460 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:52,468 I mean, he's best friends with a snake. 461 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:53,928 - Of course he's a little quirky. - Yeah. 462 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,012 But I like him. 463 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:55,930 - Really? - Yeah. 464 00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,014 But then again, 465 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:59,141 I used up all my vacation days 466 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:02,436 to come make a self-financed snake movie with you three, so... 467 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,647 - Yeah, your judgment is really off. - My judgment is off. 468 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:05,773 - It always has been. - Exactly. 469 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,817 Anybody talk to the captain? It's time to shoot. 470 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,986 I'll, uh, reach out again, boss. 471 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:13,072 Hi, guys. My name is Ana. 472 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,991 I believe you spoke to my father on the phone? 473 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,159 Bruno? That's your dad? 474 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,078 Yeah, he sends his apologies, 475 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,330 - but he's at the hospital. - Oh. 476 00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:22,707 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Unfortunately, 477 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,625 you'll have to make other accommodations, 478 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:27,837 'cause I need to take this boat upriver for a routine service. 479 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,380 But I can assure you a full refund. 480 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:30,423 No, wait. Wait. 481 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,425 - Everything else is booked. - Yeah. 482 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:34,302 And-- And w-we're gonna shoot a movie. 483 00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:36,012 It's a reboot of Anaconda. 484 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,014 Technically, it's more of a reimagining, but-- 485 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,974 It's actually more of a spiritual sequel. 486 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,142 Good for you. 487 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:43,185 - There's gotta be a way, right? - We can crew the boat. 488 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,270 There's nothing I can do... 489 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:47,732 We have dreamed of making this film together our entire lives. 490 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:50,192 Please. I am begging you. 491 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,236 - Please. - Help us find another way. 492 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,030 - Let's do this, but fast. - Okay. 493 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,531 - Yes! Let's go! - Thank you! 494 00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:17,720 Whoo! 495 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,680 - Oh! - Wow! 496 00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:20,765 Yes! 497 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,767 This is so beautiful. 498 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,769 This is amazing. It's amazing. 499 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:27,855 Looks exactly... 500 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:28,939 Ooh, look! 501 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,942 - Kenny? - Yeah, bud? 502 00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:34,028 - How did you find this boat? - Cocktail, anyone? 503 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,988 - Nice! - Ah! 504 00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,073 It's a computer. 505 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,576 Yes! 506 00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,790 I want a list of all the boats 507 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,958 that left the marina in the last 3 hours. 508 00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:50,127 Now! 509 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,179 - Uh-oh. - Oh. 510 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:02,390 One more thing, you guys, before we go to bed. 511 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,183 We got a big day tomorrow. 512 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:08,312 If you remember, we had a tradition on all our films. 513 00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:10,189 The night before we started shooting, 514 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,817 - we'd say a prayer to the movie gods... - Mm-hmm. 515 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:16,028 ...asking them to basically not screw us over, 516 00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:19,323 and for the first time ever, may they listen. 517 00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:20,991 - Come on, to the movie gods. - Yes. 518 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:38,384 All right. We're rolling. 519 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:41,262 Anaconda, scene 15, take one. Slap it. 520 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,847 Bella! 521 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:47,101 - What the hell are you still doing here? - I've come to take you home. 522 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:50,146 It's time you stopped chasing this mythical snake. 523 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:53,190 And what if I'm not prone to giving up? 524 00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:54,942 I didn't see you filming there. 525 00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:56,819 What are we doing? EPK? 526 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,904 Background, DVD, bonus stuff. 527 00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:02,741 The Anaconda is a story of an intrepid biologist played by Claire, 528 00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:08,372 who hires an unhinged snake tracker played by Griff, 529 00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:11,167 to hunt down and kill a giant, mythical 'conda 530 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,501 that ate her entire family. 531 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:15,463 Come and get me, you goddamn snake! 532 00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:17,715 And on a deeper level, it's about chasing your dreams. 533 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:23,179 And camera set, push-ups good, and action! 534 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:24,597 What's it like shooting with Doug again? 535 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,182 He and I are best friends. 536 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,600 We've worked together our whole lives. 537 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,518 And I went out to LA, and he was gonna come out. 538 00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:32,271 We were gonna be a partnership, and he didn't do it. 539 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:36,609 Griff and I planned to work together in LA, but, uh, you know, life intervened. 540 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,277 But it doesn't matter, 'cause now we're together 541 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,405 and now we're back, we're making this, and it's as it should be. 542 00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:43,199 I am the insects. 543 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:46,911 The anaconda moves slow and steady. 544 00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:48,078 Sometimes it goes fast. 545 00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:50,706 Snake POV, RD. Take 1. 546 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:53,250 No. No, it's not working. 547 00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:55,920 Snake POV, the right way. Take 2. 548 00:29:56,754 --> 00:29:59,465 Sometimes he goes from above in the trees, 549 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:01,592 sometimes from below in the water. 550 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:05,804 The toothpick, it unlocked a couple of aspects of this character for me. 551 00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:07,014 There's something there. 552 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,643 Ah! 553 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:13,103 Why would I be nervous about doing a love story with Griff? 554 00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:14,355 You guys used to date. 555 00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:16,232 That was a long time ago. 556 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:17,483 A little bit of chaos 557 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,193 is part of the ingredients. 558 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:27,910 Maybe look at each other. 559 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:29,995 This might be the last time you look at each other. 560 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,039 You'd think you'd be a little nicer to the guy 561 00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:33,916 who's out here to save your life. 562 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,251 You're an asshole. 563 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:38,462 Yeah. 564 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:41,131 And a PhD. 565 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:45,886 And cut. 566 00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:48,847 - Great stuff, guys. We got it. - Whoo-hoo! 567 00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:51,767 Should we go one more time? You wanna try it again? 568 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,435 No. I'm good if you're good. 569 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,853 Let's go one more time. 570 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:06,699 - The chemistry between you two is... - Yeah? 571 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,993 Like we were right back in high school. 572 00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:10,411 When you looked up at her... 573 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:11,745 Well, that's 'cause of your note. 574 00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,956 About taking the beat right before you did it? 575 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,916 Yeah, yeah. It made the scene. 576 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,751 I tell you... 577 00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:20,588 I never felt like this on S.W.A.T. 578 00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:22,881 I mean, granted I was only in a couple of episodes, 579 00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:24,925 but it was never collaborative. It was never fun. 580 00:31:25,009 --> 00:31:26,093 Not... 581 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:27,761 Not like this. This, uh... 582 00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:30,347 - This is-- - Like we were back on Quatch? 583 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,892 Yeah. 584 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:35,769 Yeah. 585 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:43,777 Do you guys have chupacabra? 586 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:46,864 Ooh. That looks so good. 587 00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:48,741 Mm-mmm. 588 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:51,368 Hey, so, one script thing. 589 00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:53,912 I was thinking, at the midway point, 590 00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:57,833 instead of, uh, talking the bad guy out of it, 591 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,376 what if... 592 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,211 Claire's character... 593 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:03,631 headbutts him? 594 00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:05,716 Sorry. Headbutts him? 595 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:07,426 Headbutts him. 596 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,511 Or... Or... 597 00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:11,805 we both do. 598 00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:13,307 Double headbutt. 599 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,559 - Come on. It's kinda revolutionary. - Double headbutt. 600 00:32:15,643 --> 00:32:17,061 That is super revolutionary. 601 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:19,104 Why is that super revolutionary? 602 00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:21,273 Well, it's... ...never been done. 603 00:32:21,357 --> 00:32:24,652 Jesus Christ. This is a beautiful scene with real stakes, Doug. 604 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:26,195 Feel free to weigh in here. 605 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:27,655 Nah, I hear you. I do. 606 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:30,324 And, as always, I trust your instincts on this. 607 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,370 But a double headbutt is pretty revolutionary. 608 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:37,373 Right? It is-- It's very revolutionary. Yes. 609 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,291 - There's no denying it. - None! 610 00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:42,419 Oh, come on, Claire. Is the problem that you don't know how to headbutt? 611 00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:44,797 Why would I not know how to headbutt? 612 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,049 We're not born with these skills. We learn them along the way. 613 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:50,469 Let me show you. Tight core, breathe in, hold that breath. 614 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:51,845 - Yeah? - Hi-yah! 615 00:32:51,929 --> 00:32:53,389 - And you can vocalize. - Wow. 616 00:32:54,098 --> 00:32:58,644 Another kind of headbutt is more unleashed, just full-on... 617 00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,145 Whoo! 618 00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:01,814 He got the arms in there. That's good. 619 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,440 Send that shit into the goal. 620 00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:06,568 Or you put some Brazilian sauce on that. You know? 621 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:08,737 - And you go, boom! Toma! - Oh! 622 00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:10,197 - Toma! - Toma? 623 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,407 Hey, I love it. 624 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:12,700 Yeah, that's right. 625 00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:14,952 - Brazilian spice. - Yeah! 626 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:17,996 If I was gonna headbutt, I would go for the bridge of the nose. 627 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,207 - Yes. - Just crack it. Hi-yah! 628 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:23,043 - Jesus! - Yes! That's it. 629 00:33:25,087 --> 00:33:27,464 - Jeez. Yeah, that's great. - And you go, "Toma! Toma!" 630 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:31,385 I think it's a different... Toma! 631 00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:33,178 - Toma! - Yeah, toma! 632 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:35,848 Goddamn! 633 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:30,152 I'm sorry, but how could this happen, huh? 634 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,029 Kenny, I thought you said this guy was a pro. 635 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:35,532 That's what he said, but he hasn't provided us with a certificate. 636 00:34:35,616 --> 00:34:37,785 You fixed the crate, right? It's taken care of? 637 00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:41,538 My thing. My job. Under control. All good. 638 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:46,585 My Heitor, he's a beautiful, intelligent, smart, sexy creature. 639 00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:49,671 He does exactly what I command. 640 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:53,550 And I would never let anything happen 641 00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:58,305 to you or the crazy one, or her, or her, or this "actor" here. 642 00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:00,766 - What the... - So have a good night. 643 00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:07,773 May the sounds of the forest be the music of your dreams. 644 00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:11,652 Jesus... 645 00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,612 Man, he's a poet. 646 00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:29,920 Okay. Actors, on your marks. 647 00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,214 Santiago, is Heitor ready? 648 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:33,966 Yes, Heitor is always ready. 649 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:36,426 Heitor is ready, and action! 650 00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:42,516 Cut, please. 651 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:46,895 - Um, cut? All right, cut. Yeah. - Yeah, I just-- Sorry. I need a little... 652 00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:48,355 Kenny, do you mind if I... 653 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,649 Santiago, take five. Heitor, five. 654 00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:53,318 - Hey. Wow, that thing, it's really... - Hey. 655 00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:56,363 It's huge when you see it up close and personal like that. 656 00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:57,656 Majestic creature. 657 00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:59,741 But I just was wondering... 658 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:04,496 I throw myself in front of the snake to kind of protect Claire's character, 659 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:05,747 - right? - Correct. 660 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:09,668 Is there any value in not doing that? 661 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,378 What? No. 662 00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:14,423 - No, no, he sacrifices himself for her. - Yeah. Of course. 663 00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:16,800 - It caps his arc. It's so important. - Right. Right. 664 00:36:16,884 --> 00:36:20,012 - And also, dude, it's totally safe. - Yeah. 665 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:22,848 - Santiago has Heitor under control. - Okay. 666 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:26,018 - You've got nothing to worry about. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah... 667 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,061 - We're good. You're good. - Yeah. Okay. 668 00:36:28,145 --> 00:36:29,855 - Okay. - All right, let's do this. 669 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:31,315 All right, take it from the top. 670 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,109 Back to one. 671 00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:38,405 Santiago, Heitor? Action! 672 00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:40,490 Go! 673 00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:44,411 I'm not leaving! Not without you, Derek. 674 00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:47,539 This thing's got me. The world's depending on you. 675 00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:49,583 I'm depending on you. 676 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:52,336 Goddamn it! I love you, Derek van Hoyle! 677 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:55,255 It's just-- I can't-- 678 00:36:55,339 --> 00:36:58,383 - Put your face right up next to the snake. - I don't like this. 679 00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:00,719 - I don't want to do it anymore. - Get a tiny bit closer. 680 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,554 Get closer. He's friendly. 681 00:37:02,638 --> 00:37:05,390 - I think you got it, dude! - No, I don't quite have it! 682 00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:07,935 - Doug, you got the shot! You got the shot! - Hold it! Just a couple more beats. 683 00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:10,270 This is gold. Just give me one more second. 684 00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:12,481 One inch closer to your face. 685 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,900 Get it right up in there! 686 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:17,152 You're a hero! No! 687 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,904 No! 688 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:41,927 Oh, shit. 689 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:48,809 I know you think this is strange. 690 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:54,356 A grown man getting emotional over some dead snake. 691 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:55,524 Jesus. 692 00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:58,026 But I loved him, 693 00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:01,113 and he loved me back, whatever way he could. 694 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:06,910 God. No! 695 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,955 Why is Kenny crying? 696 00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:13,583 Ugh! 697 00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:16,378 Hey. I don't want you here. Not for this! 698 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,005 He tried to murder me. 699 00:38:18,088 --> 00:38:19,089 - Griff? - What? 700 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:21,842 - Let the man grieve. - You murdered my friend. 701 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:23,218 Just get out of my face. 702 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:26,263 - What... Where am I supposed to go? - Griff! Go! Just move! 703 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:27,347 Fine! 704 00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:53,707 ♪ Go in peace, my friend ♪ 705 00:38:56,084 --> 00:39:01,506 ♪ May the divine snakes welcome you ♪ 706 00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:05,093 ♪ My dear friend ♪ 707 00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:09,306 - ♪ Snakedy snake ♪ - ♪ Snakedy snake, yeah ♪ 708 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:12,851 ♪ Snakedy snake ♪ 709 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:16,730 ♪ May the divine snakes ♪ 710 00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:21,276 ♪ Welcome you, welcome you... ♪ 711 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:23,528 What do you see? 712 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:27,657 They're doing some sort of weird snake funeral. 713 00:39:28,450 --> 00:39:30,494 Snake funeral? 714 00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:58,021 Sorry, I thought I heard something. 715 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:20,794 Timo? 716 00:40:22,838 --> 00:40:23,922 Timo! 717 00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:40,772 - No. Not you. No. Just-- - I know, I'm sorry... I don't mean-- 718 00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:43,275 - I'm not trying to disturb you. - Just leave me alone. 719 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:44,818 I'm sorry for your loss. 720 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:47,737 I know you don't believe me, but it's true. I really am. 721 00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:52,075 A friend of mine died once too, and it hurts. 722 00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:54,995 Was it a snake? 723 00:40:55,579 --> 00:40:56,830 Was it a snake? 724 00:40:58,331 --> 00:40:59,541 No. 725 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:03,545 It was just a... human person. 726 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:04,754 Oh. 727 00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,298 Yeah, still sad, right? 728 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,844 Totally. Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 729 00:41:11,887 --> 00:41:12,888 Beer? 730 00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:17,684 Well, I have my pills here, but, yeah. Let's mix it up. 731 00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:22,772 A few commercials, TV. Did a few episodes of S.W.A.T. 732 00:41:22,856 --> 00:41:24,399 - Oh! S.W.A.T.? - Yeah. 733 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,483 I like that one. 734 00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:29,905 I swear, I even had the last line-- Thanks. 735 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:31,323 The last-- Thanks. 736 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:33,783 - Last line of season three. - So, what happened? 737 00:41:33,867 --> 00:41:36,870 Well, the producers decided that they didn't really need that character, 738 00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:38,455 so they got rid of me. 739 00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:43,001 I mean, it's only been going about eight or nine more seasons. 740 00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:45,462 They don't deserve you. 741 00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:47,631 Yeah, you're a star. 742 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,510 - Thank you. - Yeah. You've been in movies? 743 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:56,014 - I'm in an industrial... - You know what movie I like? 744 00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:58,642 - What? - The Legend of Bagger Vance. 745 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:03,021 - You should do a movie like that. - Man, I wish. 746 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:03,939 Yeah. 747 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:08,068 - I like you. - I like you too. 748 00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:09,361 - You know what? - What? 749 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:12,530 I'll get a new snake for your movie now. 750 00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:13,782 - Really? - Yes. 751 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:15,867 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 752 00:42:15,951 --> 00:42:18,036 Yeah. You come with me, of course. 753 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:20,372 What? 754 00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:25,835 Should we be in here? Maybe we should head back. 755 00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:32,300 What was that? 756 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:33,969 What was that? 757 00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:37,264 Listen. 758 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:39,724 There are snakes around here. 759 00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,351 I can feel it. 760 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:43,770 What does it feel like? 761 00:42:44,688 --> 00:42:47,649 I don't know. It's just very snaky. 762 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:49,609 What's-- It's snaky? 763 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:54,114 Ah. 764 00:42:57,158 --> 00:43:00,453 They hear from vibrations on the ground. 765 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,958 Every step we take, 766 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,919 drawing them closer. 767 00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:11,631 And when the jungle goes quiet... 768 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:17,178 that's when you know they're close. 769 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,062 Yeah. 770 00:43:33,987 --> 00:43:36,948 Hey, maybe we should go back to the boat, huh? 771 00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:39,492 Think it'd be a good idea to go back to the boat. Let's go back to the boat. 772 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:42,454 Santiago. 773 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:44,289 Santiago. 774 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:46,791 Santiago! 775 00:43:51,004 --> 00:43:52,005 Nope. 776 00:44:15,028 --> 00:44:16,488 Where are you? 777 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:36,925 Hey. Have you seen Santiago? I don't think he's come back. 778 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:41,012 - Back? From what? - We went out to go get a new snake. We-- 779 00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:43,598 You went to find a snake in the middle of the night? 780 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,934 Yeah, we need one for the movie. It was dark. We got separated. 781 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,102 It was crazy out there. 782 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:48,603 - Griff, Griff, Griff, Griff. - What? 783 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,773 You went out in the middle of the night to find a juicy snake in the jungle? 784 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:53,483 You know what that's called? 785 00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:55,527 Producing. 786 00:44:56,528 --> 00:44:59,030 - Really? - I guarantee he will be back 787 00:44:59,114 --> 00:45:03,868 with a giant snake, and you and I are making movies. 788 00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:06,454 You're right. Santiago's a pro. He'll be fine. 789 00:45:06,538 --> 00:45:08,832 If he's not back soon, we'll go look for him. 790 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:34,357 Thank you very much, Santiago. 791 00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:40,155 Guys, it's been over an hour. I have to go find him. 792 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,823 Well, you're not going alone. 793 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,075 Yeah, we're definitely coming with you. It's safer that way. 794 00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:46,411 Have you guys tried this thing? 795 00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:52,667 It's like a warm bowl of soup but... ...but in chair form. 796 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:54,752 Yeah, man. Chairs. 797 00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:57,172 They, like, hold you, man. 798 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:00,258 They literally have arms, right? 799 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:03,720 Oh, wow. 800 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,139 Like when your parents are gone... 801 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,102 we still have chairs, you know? 802 00:46:13,021 --> 00:46:15,231 What the hell are you talking about? 803 00:46:15,315 --> 00:46:17,150 Let's go find Santiago. 804 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:19,110 Let's get a snake for our snake movie. 805 00:46:19,194 --> 00:46:21,237 Yeah, Santiago! Let's go! 806 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:32,081 Hey, what direction are we headed in? 807 00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:33,791 Um... 808 00:46:34,501 --> 00:46:35,710 Like, that way. 809 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,796 Wait. Kenny, are you high right now? 810 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,924 Yeah, but I'm good. I already peaked. 811 00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:42,300 Jesus Christ, Kenny. 812 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:43,885 We're completely lost. 813 00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:48,806 Wait. You guys, this way. 814 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:51,184 It looks like an old camper van. 815 00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:10,203 Ana is not on the boat. 816 00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:13,748 I need you to search the area. 817 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:16,167 The men are scared to go deeper into the jungle. 818 00:47:16,251 --> 00:47:18,545 I don't care, we have to find her. 819 00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:24,634 What is that? 820 00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:27,470 Oh, maybe Santiago's sleeping in there. 821 00:47:27,554 --> 00:47:28,513 Hola. 822 00:47:31,224 --> 00:47:32,267 Whoa. 823 00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:36,271 Looks totally abandoned. Anybody home? 824 00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:43,945 Maybe some food and water. 825 00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:45,405 Yeah. We could stay here. 826 00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:46,614 At least tonight. 827 00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:55,123 Oh, man, there's gotta be snacks in here. 828 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:25,236 Oh, my God. 829 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,362 - Oh, God. - Santiago! 830 00:48:26,446 --> 00:48:27,614 Oh, God. 831 00:48:27,697 --> 00:48:29,324 Dang! 832 00:48:30,325 --> 00:48:31,909 That's where that guy went! 833 00:48:31,993 --> 00:48:33,828 Oh, my God. What is out there? 834 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,799 - We gotta go now! - Okay. Go, go, go. 835 00:48:46,883 --> 00:48:48,718 - Let's get out of here. - Let's go, let's go. 836 00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:50,887 - We can't let it crush the van. - Crush the van? 837 00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:51,888 It's not working. 838 00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:52,805 What? 839 00:48:52,889 --> 00:48:53,723 - It's not-- - Damn it! 840 00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:55,475 - It's a camper van, probably! - Oh, God! 841 00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:57,685 It's got a split-- a split-charge battery. 842 00:48:57,769 --> 00:49:00,146 The relay probably popped off. It's underneath the hood. 843 00:49:00,229 --> 00:49:01,564 Kenny, can you fix it? 844 00:49:01,648 --> 00:49:03,941 Usually I could fix it, yes, but I'm having-- 845 00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:07,153 I'm still having some visual problems because of the... 846 00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:08,655 You did it to me again. 847 00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:13,368 You did it on the wedding video and now you're wasted off your ass again. 848 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,869 I'm really sorry, boss. 849 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:18,665 Buffalo sober. You're Buffalo sober. 850 00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:19,749 Do you have any more? 851 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,959 Griff, please can you fix it? 852 00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:23,961 I think I'm better suited to be our wheel man. 853 00:49:24,045 --> 00:49:26,089 What are you talking about? I've always been a better driver than you. 854 00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:27,131 No, you've been a safer driver. 855 00:49:27,215 --> 00:49:29,300 I passed the driver's test on my first try. 856 00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:30,718 You took three times. 857 00:49:30,802 --> 00:49:32,220 Yeah, but that was 'cause of yield. 858 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,013 I didn't know-- Now I know what that is. 859 00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:36,307 Oh, my God. We're gonna die. 860 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:39,519 Sorry. 861 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:42,313 I'll just fix it. 862 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,433 - Doug! - Go, go, go! 863 00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:02,810 Let me get up. Hey, wait! Stop! Stop! 864 00:51:03,311 --> 00:51:05,646 Griff, where are you going? Don't leave without me! 865 00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:09,984 Oh, shit! 866 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:13,946 You saw it, right? 867 00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:15,698 What was that? They're not supposed to get that big. 868 00:51:15,782 --> 00:51:18,534 Oh, God. It was like a dinosaur. 869 00:51:22,914 --> 00:51:23,915 Hey! 870 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,628 Hey, maybe we can ask these guys for help. 871 00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:29,545 - Hey! - Hey! 872 00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:31,881 - We have to stop. - Do not stop the car. 873 00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:33,257 Ana, what is going on? 874 00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:36,219 They're illegal gold miners who patrol the jungles around here. 875 00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,678 These guys are dangerous. 876 00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:40,598 They'll kill anyone who crosses into their territory. 877 00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:42,892 - Oh, shit. They're trying to kill us. - Fuck! 878 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,228 Why are they shooting at us? 879 00:51:47,063 --> 00:51:48,731 Griff, can't you drive any faster? 880 00:51:50,358 --> 00:51:51,567 Whoa! 881 00:51:51,651 --> 00:51:53,402 Whoa, whoa. Ana, what are you doing? 882 00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:55,446 Whoa! 883 00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:59,909 - Kenny, are you getting this? - Yes! 884 00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:02,578 Keep rolling! 885 00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:07,959 Griff, faster. 886 00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:12,547 Only one left. 887 00:52:36,195 --> 00:52:38,155 - Where is she? - Oh, my God. 888 00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:39,282 Where is she? 889 00:52:42,368 --> 00:52:44,203 Who? Who do... Who do you mean? 890 00:52:44,287 --> 00:52:45,788 I know there's someone else here. 891 00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:47,999 So, where is she-- 892 00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:54,463 Let's go, come on. 893 00:52:55,006 --> 00:52:56,090 We gotta go. Fast. 894 00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:00,094 Look, I can get you guys out of here. 895 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,305 All we need to do is keep heading north. 896 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:06,017 There's a small airport about a day and a half from here. 897 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:07,810 You can get us home? 898 00:53:07,894 --> 00:53:09,520 - Yes. - Get us home. 899 00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:10,897 I think we gotta call it. 900 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,233 Man, we've got such good stuff, and we're so close. 901 00:53:14,734 --> 00:53:17,778 Really? We're going home? 902 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:18,863 Buddy, I know. 903 00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:21,449 I don't wanna go home empty-handed either. 904 00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:24,243 But we came out here to make Anaconda, 905 00:53:24,744 --> 00:53:25,953 and now we're in it. 906 00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:30,541 Yeah. 907 00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:35,463 I'm sorry. 908 00:54:14,669 --> 00:54:17,838 Guys, emergency meeting. 909 00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:19,840 Cast and crew only. Kenny, sit down. 910 00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:21,676 - What is that? - New pages. 911 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:23,469 We have some time before the next port 912 00:54:23,552 --> 00:54:27,848 and I had an idea last night that I think is just too damn good not to shoot. 913 00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:30,643 Doug, everybody's pretty burnt, man. 914 00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:32,895 Just hear me out. I'm begging you please, Kenny. 915 00:54:32,979 --> 00:54:34,981 - All right. Sorry, boss. - Thank you. 916 00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:37,942 What if you two, on your way to find the anaconda, 917 00:54:38,025 --> 00:54:41,070 ran into a total badass on an incredible quest? 918 00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:43,322 Oh. That's interesting. 919 00:54:43,406 --> 00:54:46,826 Let me guess, to expose illegal gold miners? 920 00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:47,743 Bingo. 921 00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:49,870 - Raises the stakes. - Exactly. 922 00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:51,872 And while they're hunting down this mythical snake, 923 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:54,041 they actually end up fighting the real villain. 924 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:55,626 An even bigger snake. 925 00:54:55,710 --> 00:54:58,170 - Man. - Oh, yeah. Yes. 926 00:54:58,254 --> 00:54:59,463 Man. 927 00:54:59,547 --> 00:55:00,965 I like this. 928 00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:02,508 This is good. 929 00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:05,761 And if we add this element, it does make the movie much bigger. 930 00:55:06,262 --> 00:55:08,723 Like, now, it's about something. 931 00:55:10,850 --> 00:55:11,767 Themes. 932 00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:14,311 Themes. 933 00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:16,355 Uh... 934 00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:20,860 Uh-huh. 935 00:55:20,943 --> 00:55:22,153 Yeah. 936 00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:24,030 Okay, guy-- You know what, guys? 937 00:55:24,113 --> 00:55:26,699 I didn't wanna say anything before, but... 938 00:55:28,868 --> 00:55:30,578 this thing might be an Awards play. 939 00:55:32,413 --> 00:55:35,291 I mean, the Academy loves social horror. 940 00:55:35,374 --> 00:55:36,459 - Right? - Yeah. 941 00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:41,505 Dude, you could be the white Jordan Peele. 942 00:55:42,048 --> 00:55:44,258 I was thinking the same thing. 943 00:55:47,595 --> 00:55:49,305 We've been through so much, you guys. 944 00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:51,640 Let's finish this movie. 945 00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:55,269 I'm in. 946 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:56,520 - Let's do it. - Yeah. 947 00:55:56,604 --> 00:56:01,984 Oh... Who are you gonna get to play this new, awesome character? 948 00:56:05,905 --> 00:56:07,531 Ow! 949 00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:11,202 And cut. Yes! 950 00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:12,745 - Was it good? - That's what I'm talking about. 951 00:56:12,828 --> 00:56:13,662 - Nice. - Yeah. 952 00:56:13,746 --> 00:56:16,040 - You sure you've never acted before? - I swear. 953 00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:17,917 Some of the best acting I've ever seen. 954 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,045 - You're a natural. You're incredible. - Thank you. 955 00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:22,797 Take five. Next up, we got 72. 956 00:56:23,631 --> 00:56:27,009 - Guys, you see what I'm saying? - Yeah. 957 00:56:27,093 --> 00:56:28,677 - She's incredible, right? - Yeah. 958 00:56:28,761 --> 00:56:30,846 Hey... ...a question, though. 959 00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:35,142 If-- If she saves us, it doesn't really give my character anything to do. 960 00:56:35,226 --> 00:56:36,268 Yeah. 961 00:56:36,352 --> 00:56:40,397 This was supposed to be the moment where my character starts falling for Derek, 962 00:56:40,481 --> 00:56:44,401 so he needs to do something heroic, you know? Unselfish. 963 00:56:44,485 --> 00:56:47,029 I don't know, you guys, this just feels like her moment, 964 00:56:47,113 --> 00:56:49,198 she actually did it in real life. 965 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:52,284 But good news, I'm gonna shoot all the rest on her 966 00:56:52,368 --> 00:56:54,120 so you guys have the day off. 967 00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,038 See you later. 968 00:56:57,123 --> 00:56:58,624 Take the day off. 969 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:01,210 Huh. 970 00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:10,678 This is our movie, Griff, and he's just cutting us out. 971 00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:12,596 Yep. Welcome to show business, baby. 972 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,891 You're not in it unless you're getting screwed over by your friends. 973 00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:18,561 Yeah. 974 00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:24,108 You ever wake up and wonder what the hell have I done with my life? 975 00:57:24,692 --> 00:57:27,486 - Oh, yeah. Like, every day. - Mmm. 976 00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:30,072 Hey, at least you had the guts to go after what you wanted. 977 00:57:30,156 --> 00:57:32,032 - No. - You think I wanted to go to law school? 978 00:57:32,533 --> 00:57:34,326 What have I got to show for it though, huh? 979 00:57:34,410 --> 00:57:35,411 You know what I have? 980 00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:39,373 I have a terrible apartment and a 74-year-old roommate. 981 00:57:40,332 --> 00:57:44,461 Sometimes I go to Trader Joe's just to feel air conditioning. 982 00:57:46,088 --> 00:57:47,548 You at least have a career. 983 00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:51,051 I mean, what do I have to show for it? 984 00:57:52,261 --> 00:57:55,264 I've got no family. No career. 985 00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:58,017 Never done anything that matters. 986 00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:59,560 No nothing. 987 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:03,189 It's never too late. 988 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,074 Griff, I know you're in there. 989 00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:15,451 Let's make a movie. 990 00:58:18,787 --> 00:58:19,872 Ugh. 991 00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:20,956 Hola, amigo. 992 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,876 Jesus. Come on, get dressed. We've got a packed day. 993 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:25,461 What are you talking about? I am dressed. 994 00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:27,588 I'm dressed really... very nicely. 995 00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:29,548 All right. Can you just take a cold shower? 996 00:58:29,632 --> 00:58:30,966 We gotta film, like, now. 997 00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:33,052 Here's an idea. You know what you should call the movie? 998 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:35,596 Ana-conda. Get it? 999 00:58:36,096 --> 00:58:37,973 Ana-conda, 'cause of Ana. 1000 00:58:38,057 --> 00:58:39,975 Can you just get in costume? 1001 00:58:40,059 --> 00:58:41,310 Man, you know what? You wouldn't even be here 1002 00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:42,519 if it wasn't for me. 1003 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,772 Without me, you'd still be stuck in Buffalo 1004 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:47,149 shooting your bullshit wedding videos. 1005 00:58:47,233 --> 00:58:49,026 Films. 1006 00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:50,945 Yeah, you can tell yourself that. 1007 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:53,822 My God, you know what? I-- I-- I vouched for you too. 1008 00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:54,865 Even the rights holders, 1009 00:58:54,949 --> 00:58:56,116 they're like, "Who is this guy?" 1010 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,785 I said, "Trust me. He's good." 1011 00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:00,746 What is that? 1012 00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:06,126 Attention, all crew. 1013 00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:09,546 Let's get prepped for scene 85, location Bravo. 1014 00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:10,965 Five minutes. 1015 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,383 Are they making a movie? 1016 00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:14,134 Five minutes to arrival. 1017 00:59:14,218 --> 00:59:17,429 Excuse me, are you guys shooting a movie? 1018 00:59:17,513 --> 00:59:19,640 We're doing a reboot of Anaconda. 1019 00:59:20,432 --> 00:59:21,433 Come again? 1020 00:59:21,976 --> 00:59:23,435 A reboot of Anaconda. 1021 00:59:23,519 --> 00:59:24,728 Anaconda? 1022 00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:27,398 - Like, Ice Cube Anaconda? - Yeah. 1023 00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:29,108 Sony is rebooting it. 1024 00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:32,069 I know. No new ideas. 1025 00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:47,501 That's weird. 1026 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:51,005 So, let me get this straight. 1027 00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:54,174 You don't have the rights to Anaconda? 1028 00:59:55,384 --> 00:59:56,385 No, well, I... 1029 00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:58,887 Not legally. 1030 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,599 And you've never owned the rights to Anaconda? 1031 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:07,062 I mean, who owns Anaconda? 1032 01:00:07,146 --> 01:00:09,940 Sony. Sony owns Anaconda. 1033 01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:11,191 Yeah, no, no, I know. I know. 1034 01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:14,194 I mean, like, you know, like, in the larger sense. 1035 01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:16,655 Why would you tell us that you had the rights 1036 01:00:16,739 --> 01:00:19,241 to the goddamn Anaconda franchise 1037 01:00:19,325 --> 01:00:21,660 when you very much don't have the rights 1038 01:00:21,744 --> 01:00:24,121 to the goddamn Anaconda franchise? 1039 01:00:24,204 --> 01:00:26,957 Do we... ...really even need the rights? 1040 01:00:27,041 --> 01:00:28,584 Really? I mean, like, who gives a shit? 1041 01:00:30,502 --> 01:00:32,171 - About IP? - Yeah. 1042 01:00:32,254 --> 01:00:34,423 Literally everyone. 1043 01:00:34,465 --> 01:00:37,468 That's what big movies are! That's why we're here! 1044 01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:38,719 You think that's why we're here? 1045 01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:40,095 Yes, that's why we're here! 1046 01:00:40,179 --> 01:00:41,555 We almost died! 1047 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:45,517 We're out in the middle of the goddamn jungle for a lie! 1048 01:00:45,601 --> 01:00:47,144 I had to lie! 1049 01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:48,896 I had to lie to you! 1050 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,105 You wouldn't have come otherwise! 1051 01:00:50,189 --> 01:00:52,024 You wouldn't... None of you would have-- 1052 01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:54,777 - Bullshit! - Not bullshit. 1053 01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:57,112 It's why you never came out to LA with me in the first place, 1054 01:00:57,196 --> 01:01:00,157 even though we had a whole plan to work together. 1055 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,243 Your whole life, you've just-- it's been dictated by fear. 1056 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,121 Griff, 1057 01:01:07,748 --> 01:01:08,791 you're fired. 1058 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,168 - What? - You're fired. 1059 01:01:14,213 --> 01:01:15,297 No. No, I'm not. 1060 01:01:15,381 --> 01:01:17,091 You can't fire me. You know why? 1061 01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:19,635 Because I quit already. 1062 01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:21,470 Last night. 1063 01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:26,350 I just didn't tell anybody yet. 1064 01:01:27,476 --> 01:01:28,477 So... 1065 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,607 Too bad for you, I guess, because I already quit. 1066 01:01:48,539 --> 01:01:49,998 Griff, wait! 1067 01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:52,668 Where are you even gonna go? 1068 01:01:52,751 --> 01:01:54,169 To find the Anaconda boat. 1069 01:01:54,253 --> 01:01:55,587 Maybe they can help me get home. 1070 01:01:55,671 --> 01:01:57,923 Just think about this. It's not safe. 1071 01:01:58,006 --> 01:01:59,383 That's a tiny boat. 1072 01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,343 There's a giant snake out there. 1073 01:02:04,138 --> 01:02:05,681 Please don't do this. 1074 01:02:08,642 --> 01:02:09,852 Griff. 1075 01:02:52,478 --> 01:02:53,520 J.Lo? 1076 01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:55,189 Ice Cube? 1077 01:02:56,815 --> 01:02:59,776 Jon Voight? Are you in this one? 1078 01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:00,903 Help me! 1079 01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:02,279 Help me, man! Help me! 1080 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:03,614 - Hey! - Help me! 1081 01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:05,824 - It's okay. It's okay. - Help! Help me! 1082 01:03:05,908 --> 01:03:07,493 - Calm down. I'll come get you. - Oh, my... 1083 01:03:07,576 --> 01:03:09,536 It's okay. You're safe. 1084 01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:10,954 - You're safe. - Oh, thank God. 1085 01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:13,874 Oh, shit! Oh, God! 1086 01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:20,214 Oh, God! 1087 01:03:21,882 --> 01:03:25,052 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1088 01:03:27,679 --> 01:03:29,097 - Doug! - Mm-hmm? 1089 01:03:29,181 --> 01:03:31,308 Doug, what's going on? Why have we stopped? 1090 01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:35,270 Well, Ana found a great place to shoot the next scene. 1091 01:03:35,354 --> 01:03:36,647 - To shoot? - The next scene? What? 1092 01:03:36,730 --> 01:03:39,316 Look. Look, okay, I know. Losing Griff was hard, 1093 01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:41,818 but between the four of us, we can finish this film. 1094 01:03:41,902 --> 01:03:43,195 I'm not going home empty-handed. 1095 01:03:43,278 --> 01:03:45,489 Come on, man. Without Griff... 1096 01:03:45,572 --> 01:03:47,115 That's not part of the plan. 1097 01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:50,035 Well, plans change and that's part of filmmaking too. 1098 01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:52,120 No, no, Doug, we have to go back for him. 1099 01:03:52,204 --> 01:03:53,539 - He's not safe out there. - Yeah. 1100 01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:55,290 Ana. We need to turn the boat around. 1101 01:03:55,374 --> 01:03:57,125 We are not turning the boat around. 1102 01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:58,961 Yeah, we're not turning the boat around. 1103 01:03:59,044 --> 01:04:01,380 Everyone off the boat now. 1104 01:04:01,463 --> 01:04:02,297 What's going on? 1105 01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:06,134 Ana, what are you doing? 1106 01:04:06,218 --> 01:04:07,886 This definitely isn't the plan. 1107 01:04:07,970 --> 01:04:09,846 Well, plans change, Doug. 1108 01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:11,431 Isn't that filmmaking? 1109 01:04:12,432 --> 01:04:14,560 And every good film needs a bit of a twist. 1110 01:04:15,269 --> 01:04:18,021 Everyone off the boat now! 1111 01:05:01,023 --> 01:05:02,149 Oh... 1112 01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:11,366 To the dock. 1113 01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:40,145 You're gonna carry these for me back to the boat. Let's go. 1114 01:05:40,228 --> 01:05:41,271 And then what? 1115 01:05:42,314 --> 01:05:43,523 And then you're gonna shoot us? 1116 01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:44,650 Now! 1117 01:05:46,151 --> 01:05:47,235 I'm not going anywhere 1118 01:05:47,319 --> 01:05:49,529 until you tell me what's inside these bags. 1119 01:05:49,613 --> 01:05:51,990 You wanna look at it? Look at it. 1120 01:05:54,493 --> 01:05:55,702 Huh. 1121 01:05:59,665 --> 01:06:01,958 Wait. Is... Is that... 1122 01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:04,419 Gold? 1123 01:06:04,503 --> 01:06:07,381 So you're the miner? You did all of this for money? 1124 01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:08,548 Very quick, Claire. 1125 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,009 No! 1126 01:06:12,386 --> 01:06:14,429 I'm not gonna be part of your sick quest for-- 1127 01:06:14,513 --> 01:06:15,347 Ooh! Holy shit. 1128 01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:16,264 Drop it. 1129 01:06:16,765 --> 01:06:17,933 Drop the gun. 1130 01:06:18,517 --> 01:06:19,768 The gun. 1131 01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:22,354 Now! 1132 01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:23,647 Calm down. 1133 01:06:27,567 --> 01:06:29,027 And you, don't move! 1134 01:06:33,407 --> 01:06:34,574 I'm with the government. 1135 01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:36,618 We track illegal gold miners. 1136 01:06:36,702 --> 01:06:37,786 And Ana here runs one 1137 01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:39,413 of the biggest rings in Brazil. 1138 01:06:40,706 --> 01:06:42,541 This gold can change your life. 1139 01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:44,418 You think I care about gold? 1140 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:45,669 Don't trust anything she says. 1141 01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:47,796 She's a liar. She's a damn liar. 1142 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:49,506 We're filmmakers from Buffalo. 1143 01:06:49,589 --> 01:06:52,008 We're working on a spiritual sequel to Anaconda 1144 01:06:52,092 --> 01:06:53,385 and I don't know if she mentioned that, 1145 01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:54,720 but it's not just a reboot, 1146 01:06:54,803 --> 01:06:56,596 and I kicked out my friend who had the lead, 1147 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,890 and I gave her a juicy-ass role, 1148 01:06:58,974 --> 01:07:00,142 - and this is how she treats-- - Really juicy! 1149 01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:02,853 Shut up! I don't know what you're talking about, man. 1150 01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:04,896 Off-topic. Go, arrest her. 1151 01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:06,064 Oh, thank God. 1152 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:20,495 Oh, my God! 1153 01:07:22,748 --> 01:07:24,374 Who shot me? 1154 01:07:25,834 --> 01:07:27,294 That'd be me, asshole. 1155 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:29,963 Griff, no. He was a good guy. 1156 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,923 - I'm a good guy. - He's a cop. 1157 01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:33,049 Look, I don't-- What? 1158 01:07:34,676 --> 01:07:36,052 I'm a good guy. 1159 01:07:36,136 --> 01:07:37,471 Drop it. On your knees now, the four of you, 1160 01:07:37,554 --> 01:07:38,680 facing the water. 1161 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:41,975 - Wait. I-- - Now. 1162 01:07:56,198 --> 01:07:58,909 No, no, Ana. Don't-- Don't do this. 1163 01:07:58,992 --> 01:08:00,702 You too, Claire. On your knees, now. 1164 01:08:00,786 --> 01:08:02,454 You don't have to be this person. 1165 01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:07,000 I have children at home. They're 10 and 13. 1166 01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:08,502 Please. 1167 01:08:09,044 --> 01:08:10,253 Please. 1168 01:08:10,337 --> 01:08:12,255 Think about what you're doing to my kids. 1169 01:08:12,339 --> 01:08:14,341 Just shut your mouth. Turn around now. 1170 01:08:22,224 --> 01:08:23,391 On your knees. 1171 01:08:24,184 --> 01:08:25,352 Now! 1172 01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:29,356 - Toma! - Toma! 1173 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,107 - Eat that shit! - Nice! 1174 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:34,861 For the record, that's how you headbutt, bitch! 1175 01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:40,492 You won't do it. 1176 01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:42,744 You don't have the balls. I know you, Claire. 1177 01:08:42,828 --> 01:08:43,870 You don't know me. 1178 01:08:44,371 --> 01:08:45,580 I don't even have kids. 1179 01:08:53,213 --> 01:08:54,256 Jesus Christ! 1180 01:09:00,262 --> 01:09:03,598 - What a snake! - No. No, wait. Wait. 1181 01:09:03,682 --> 01:09:05,183 I think the boat is back that way! 1182 01:09:05,267 --> 01:09:07,310 Yeah, but so is the snake. We can't go that way! 1183 01:09:07,394 --> 01:09:09,813 We gotta take this trail and get to the high ground. 1184 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:12,065 - Wait. What's that? - What? 1185 01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:13,567 What? 1186 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:14,651 Oh, shit! 1187 01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:16,570 Oh, my God. 1188 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:17,529 Did it bite you? 1189 01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:18,738 Yeah, you know what, I think it bit me. 1190 01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:20,699 - I think it got me. - Dougie, I know it hurts, 1191 01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:22,200 but we gotta get out of here now 1192 01:09:22,284 --> 01:09:23,785 because the snake is out there! 1193 01:09:23,869 --> 01:09:26,830 I'm sorry, I can't move. My leg is freaking out. 1194 01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,665 What are we gonna do? 1195 01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:30,750 We're gonna have to piss on you, man. 1196 01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:32,752 - Huh? - On the bite. 1197 01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,045 It's the only way. 1198 01:09:34,129 --> 01:09:35,589 I thought that was just jellyfish. 1199 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:38,258 No, no, no, no. It's all animals. 1200 01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:39,801 - Are you sure? - Positive. 1201 01:09:39,885 --> 01:09:41,928 Someone's gotta piss. I need one of your pisses. 1202 01:09:42,012 --> 01:09:44,055 I'd love to be able to help out, but I'm just-- 1203 01:09:44,139 --> 01:09:47,267 I am drained, tapped, bone-dry. 1204 01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:48,935 Claire, you wanna take care of this? 1205 01:09:49,019 --> 01:09:50,437 I'm wearing a onesie. 1206 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,981 Kenny, we don't have time to argue about this. You're up. 1207 01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:54,774 You know this isn't possible. 1208 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,443 Why not? 1209 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:57,777 Because he's... 1210 01:09:58,820 --> 01:09:59,821 Pee shy. 1211 01:09:59,905 --> 01:10:00,739 Pee shy? 1212 01:10:00,822 --> 01:10:02,032 I have urinary stage fright. 1213 01:10:02,115 --> 01:10:04,951 I haven't been able to pee in public in 35 years. 1214 01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:06,620 My life sucks! 1215 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:07,704 You can do this. 1216 01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,289 You have to do this. 1217 01:10:09,915 --> 01:10:11,291 Whiz on me. 1218 01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:13,043 - You got it, buddy. - Okay. 1219 01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:15,962 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 1220 01:10:16,046 --> 01:10:17,255 - You can do it. - You can do it. 1221 01:10:17,339 --> 01:10:19,716 - Let it flow. - Let it flow. Yeah. 1222 01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:22,052 Just piss on me. Come on. Whiz on me. 1223 01:10:22,135 --> 01:10:23,887 Whiz on me. Do it. Whiz on me. 1224 01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:26,556 You... You don't think I want to? 1225 01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:29,768 I would love to piss all over you, man. 1226 01:10:30,477 --> 01:10:32,020 But it's not in the cards! 1227 01:10:32,103 --> 01:10:34,314 - Whiz on me. Now. - I can't. I'm trying. 1228 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:37,025 - You can do it! Whiz on me! - I'm trying my hardest! 1229 01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:38,985 Do it, Ken! Do it, Ken. Do it. Do it. 1230 01:10:39,069 --> 01:10:40,862 That is an order! Whiz on me now! 1231 01:10:40,946 --> 01:10:43,198 Okay! Okay. 1232 01:10:43,281 --> 01:10:45,283 You got it, buddy. You do it. 1233 01:10:45,992 --> 01:10:48,328 - There's one more problem. - What? 1234 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:50,330 I haven't told you about this. 1235 01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:52,123 I can only pee sitting down. 1236 01:10:52,207 --> 01:10:53,667 Jesus Christ! 1237 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,251 I need a chair. 1238 01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:59,130 Come on, come on, come on. 1239 01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:01,299 Come on, buddy. 1240 01:11:01,383 --> 01:11:02,968 Come on, Kenny. Come on, come on. 1241 01:11:03,051 --> 01:11:04,219 Just do it. Do it! 1242 01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:05,845 - Come on, buddy. - Do it. 1243 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:07,055 Come on, buddy. 1244 01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:16,314 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1245 01:11:16,398 --> 01:11:18,858 - Yes! Yes! Yes! - Nice! 1246 01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:22,028 - Yes! Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 1247 01:11:32,122 --> 01:11:35,834 Yeah! 1248 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,770 Griff, I'm sorry about 1249 01:11:55,854 --> 01:11:58,106 what I said before on the boat. 1250 01:11:58,773 --> 01:12:01,151 The truth is, 1251 01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:04,112 I've been jealous of you for a long, long time. 1252 01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:05,488 Jealous? 1253 01:12:05,572 --> 01:12:07,782 For having the balls to do what I couldn't. 1254 01:12:07,866 --> 01:12:09,242 For going after what you wanted. 1255 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:11,411 Going to LA and putting yourself on the-- 1256 01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:15,331 Oh, my God! 1257 01:12:15,457 --> 01:12:17,083 - Oh, shit! - Doug! 1258 01:12:17,167 --> 01:12:18,376 Oh, my God! 1259 01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:22,172 We have-- We have to go after him! 1260 01:12:22,714 --> 01:12:23,715 We gotta get out of here. 1261 01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:24,924 We do not have a choice. Come on. 1262 01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:36,936 Griff. 1263 01:12:38,563 --> 01:12:40,315 Oh, Griff. 1264 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,901 Oh. 1265 01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:44,527 What did I do? 1266 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,238 I tricked him into coming here, 1267 01:12:47,322 --> 01:12:48,490 and now he's dead. 1268 01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:52,077 No. No. We all chose to be here. 1269 01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,369 I wish it was me. 1270 01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:55,413 It should be me. 1271 01:12:55,497 --> 01:12:57,999 This is not your fault, and we have to keep going. 1272 01:12:58,083 --> 01:13:02,295 Hey, guys, I think I found out which way we should go. 1273 01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:17,560 Hey. 1274 01:13:20,522 --> 01:13:21,523 It's a... 1275 01:13:21,606 --> 01:13:23,024 It's a big open field. 1276 01:13:23,108 --> 01:13:25,401 We gotta get across it to get to the boat. 1277 01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:26,861 But we can't just run across. 1278 01:13:26,945 --> 01:13:28,154 It's too exposed. 1279 01:13:28,822 --> 01:13:30,323 The snake could come from anywhere. 1280 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:33,660 Maybe we can create a distraction. 1281 01:13:34,786 --> 01:13:37,997 Yeah, yeah, maybe, but, I mean, how do we do that? 1282 01:13:39,457 --> 01:13:41,334 I mean, it's gonna be... What? 1283 01:13:55,515 --> 01:13:56,891 It's here. 1284 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:26,796 What? 1285 01:14:27,672 --> 01:14:28,673 What? 1286 01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:31,759 Oh, my God. Doug. Doug, no. 1287 01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:34,804 Oh, Dougie. Dougie. 1288 01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:37,098 - Come on, man. - Is he... 1289 01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:40,310 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1290 01:14:44,898 --> 01:14:46,649 Wait. Wait. 1291 01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:52,864 Maybe Doug is the distraction. 1292 01:14:54,532 --> 01:14:55,992 How? 1293 01:14:56,075 --> 01:14:58,161 I know this is horrible, okay? 1294 01:14:58,244 --> 01:15:01,497 But if we can drag Doug out into the field, 1295 01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:02,957 prop him up 1296 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:06,586 and attach the boar to his back 1297 01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:09,297 wouldn't we make it really hard 1298 01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:10,882 for the snake to swallow him? 1299 01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:13,635 It'll occupy the snake long enough 1300 01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,511 for us to get across the field 1301 01:15:15,595 --> 01:15:16,763 and get back to the boat. 1302 01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:19,724 Mmm, it's a really smart idea. 1303 01:15:24,729 --> 01:15:26,022 Oh, guys, this is horrible. 1304 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:27,232 If it meant saving all of us, 1305 01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:28,608 I'm sure Doug would've wanted this. 1306 01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:30,568 I'm not sure he would've wanted this. 1307 01:15:30,652 --> 01:15:31,527 Wait. 1308 01:15:31,611 --> 01:15:32,612 We gotta go, guys. 1309 01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:34,364 What are you gonna do? What are you doing? 1310 01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:38,159 Snakes, they love squirrel meat. 1311 01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:57,553 Wait, the snake is right behind him. 1312 01:16:08,940 --> 01:16:09,941 Oh. 1313 01:16:13,236 --> 01:16:14,320 I can't... 1314 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:24,789 Oh, shit! 1315 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:31,045 - He's alive! He's alive! - He's alive! 1316 01:16:31,129 --> 01:16:33,047 - Thought you checked his pulse! - I did! 1317 01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:35,133 Well, you did a shitty job! 1318 01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:36,384 What the fuck? 1319 01:16:37,385 --> 01:16:39,846 - Doug! Watch out! Run! - Doug! Run! 1320 01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:41,639 Come on, Doug, run! 1321 01:16:41,723 --> 01:16:44,309 - Hey! - Run! Faster! 1322 01:16:44,392 --> 01:16:45,476 Hey. 1323 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,478 - Doug, run! - Doug! 1324 01:16:47,562 --> 01:16:48,354 What? 1325 01:16:48,438 --> 01:16:50,398 - He's right behind you! - What? 1326 01:16:50,481 --> 01:16:52,942 - Run, Doug! - Doug! 1327 01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:55,236 Oh, shit! 1328 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,738 Shit, shit. 1329 01:16:57,363 --> 01:16:59,907 Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Shit. 1330 01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:01,868 Oh, shit. 1331 01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:02,952 - Run! - Run! 1332 01:17:03,036 --> 01:17:04,954 - Run, Doug! Run! - Run! 1333 01:17:05,038 --> 01:17:06,372 What the hell is on my back? 1334 01:17:06,456 --> 01:17:08,416 It's a long story! Just run! 1335 01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:17,091 Shit! 1336 01:17:21,471 --> 01:17:24,182 God, help me! Ah! Jesus! 1337 01:17:26,726 --> 01:17:28,770 Damn it. This thing's alive! 1338 01:17:28,853 --> 01:17:30,605 This thing's alive! 1339 01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:32,190 It's trying to bite me! 1340 01:17:32,273 --> 01:17:33,941 It's trying to bite me! 1341 01:17:34,025 --> 01:17:35,568 Doug! Run! 1342 01:17:42,367 --> 01:17:44,619 Holy shit! Get back to the boat! 1343 01:17:44,702 --> 01:17:47,413 Get back to the boat! Go! 1344 01:17:47,497 --> 01:17:50,875 - Boat! Go! Go! Go! - It was right behind me! 1345 01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:57,090 - Okay. All right. All right. - Okay. 1346 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:58,841 I think we're okay. I think we're okay. 1347 01:17:58,925 --> 01:17:59,926 Oh, God. 1348 01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:01,803 All right. All right. We-- Oh. 1349 01:18:02,303 --> 01:18:03,888 What the hell! 1350 01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:05,890 I thought I was dead. 1351 01:18:06,891 --> 01:18:08,893 How you doing, Dougie? 1352 01:18:08,976 --> 01:18:10,144 - I'm okay now. - Good. 1353 01:18:10,228 --> 01:18:11,229 I thought we lost you, man. 1354 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:12,480 Can I say something? 1355 01:18:13,398 --> 01:18:14,774 I'm-- I'm sorry. 1356 01:18:15,525 --> 01:18:17,902 I think I got so caught up in wanting to play a hero, 1357 01:18:17,985 --> 01:18:19,404 that I lost sight of what it is 1358 01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:20,988 that's really important to me. 1359 01:18:21,072 --> 01:18:23,408 And that's just making stuff with you guys again. 1360 01:18:24,242 --> 01:18:26,035 Griff, I feel the exact same way. 1361 01:18:26,119 --> 01:18:27,161 I love you guys. 1362 01:18:27,662 --> 01:18:29,080 I just have one question. 1363 01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:32,917 Whose idea was it to put 1364 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,710 that dead squirrel in my mouth? 1365 01:18:36,421 --> 01:18:38,714 It was like a group decision. It wasn't-- 1366 01:18:38,798 --> 01:18:39,632 Really? 1367 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:41,426 Yeah, it wasn't like one person. 1368 01:18:42,135 --> 01:18:44,178 Snakes love squirrel meat. 1369 01:18:44,262 --> 01:18:45,638 I knew it was your idea! 1370 01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:47,056 Guys, come on. We gotta keep moving. 1371 01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:49,559 All right, well, I made a choice and I'm sticking with it. 1372 01:19:09,579 --> 01:19:11,372 Holy shit. 1373 01:19:12,623 --> 01:19:14,625 It's the Anaconda set. 1374 01:19:14,709 --> 01:19:17,003 What happened? It's destroyed. 1375 01:19:25,136 --> 01:19:26,137 Hello? 1376 01:19:27,889 --> 01:19:30,057 Is anyone there? Hello? 1377 01:19:32,852 --> 01:19:34,020 Can you help us? 1378 01:19:36,856 --> 01:19:38,649 What? I... 1379 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:45,698 What? Again, sorry? 1380 01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:49,202 Behind you! 1381 01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:03,049 ♪ Back in black I hit the sack ♪ 1382 01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:05,718 ♪ I've been too long I'm glad to be back ♪ 1383 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,553 ♪ Yes, I'm let loose ♪ 1384 01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:08,930 ♪ From the noose ♪ 1385 01:20:09,013 --> 01:20:12,058 ♪ That's kept me hanging about ♪ 1386 01:20:13,226 --> 01:20:16,062 Holy shit. Ice Cube? 1387 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:19,565 Who'd you think it was, Jon Voight? Let's go. 1388 01:20:20,691 --> 01:20:23,402 ♪ Yes, I'm back in black ♪ 1389 01:20:25,905 --> 01:20:27,448 Let's go, let's go, let's go. Now. 1390 01:20:27,532 --> 01:20:29,617 In here. Get in here, tube socks. 1391 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:44,632 We're good. 1392 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,009 Hey, are you okay? 1393 01:20:47,093 --> 01:20:50,471 Yeah, I'm all right. The snake tore up the set. 1394 01:20:50,555 --> 01:20:53,391 Everybody scattered. Lamp hit me, I'm down. 1395 01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:56,102 I get up, nobody there. 1396 01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:59,146 - What about J.Lo? - Yeah, and Eric Stoltz? 1397 01:20:59,230 --> 01:21:01,107 Jenny from the block, so she gonna be okay, 1398 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:03,776 but Eric ain't from the block. 1399 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:05,570 - Jesus. - Damn it. 1400 01:21:06,112 --> 01:21:10,449 I don't know how we're gonna do it, but we have to kill it before it kills us. 1401 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,159 I'm with that, I'm with that. 1402 01:21:12,243 --> 01:21:14,453 Hey, how were they gonna do it in your script? 1403 01:21:15,830 --> 01:21:19,292 I don't know. The writer never finished the third act. 1404 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:22,920 What? You guys started shooting before you knew the end? 1405 01:21:23,004 --> 01:21:25,339 Welcome to Hollywood, buttercup. 1406 01:21:25,423 --> 01:21:28,634 That's what they do. They just make it up as they go along. 1407 01:21:28,718 --> 01:21:31,762 What was the general gist? Do you have any idea? Was anything-- 1408 01:21:31,846 --> 01:21:35,516 All I know is they were setting up pyrotechnics all through here. 1409 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:36,934 Is it still up? 1410 01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:39,520 It's hooked up, but I don't know how to work pyro. 1411 01:21:39,604 --> 01:21:43,441 Kenny, you know how to ignite pyro, right? 1412 01:21:43,983 --> 01:21:45,610 - Not a problem, boss. - Hey, hey. 1413 01:21:45,693 --> 01:21:49,113 I don't know what y'all talking about. I gotta go save J.Lo and Stoltz. 1414 01:21:49,196 --> 01:21:50,239 - Okay. - Really? 1415 01:21:50,323 --> 01:21:52,074 - You go. - You're going after them? 1416 01:21:52,158 --> 01:21:55,828 They the homies, okay? I can't leave 'em out here with the ops. 1417 01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:59,373 I got to go and represent. They my castmates. 1418 01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:02,335 Actors code. Respect. 1419 01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:03,419 Yeah, yeah. 1420 01:22:04,545 --> 01:22:06,088 - Can we get a... - Do you mind? 1421 01:22:06,172 --> 01:22:09,008 - We're such fans of everything you do. - Come on, please. 1422 01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:14,472 Man, y'all groupied out. Y'all groupied out. What? Let's go. 1423 01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:17,350 - Yes! - Okay. Everybody get in here. Grin. Okay. 1424 01:22:19,810 --> 01:22:22,229 - Don't post that. - No, no, no. 1425 01:22:22,313 --> 01:22:25,816 Can we get one more for safety? I don't think my face was totally in there. 1426 01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,777 - No, it's fine. - It's fine, it's fine. 1427 01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:30,237 - You're gonna need that. - Oh. You sure? 1428 01:22:30,321 --> 01:22:31,530 Of course. 1429 01:22:32,073 --> 01:22:33,783 I got another one. 1430 01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:37,411 All right. Keep it gangster. 1431 01:22:43,376 --> 01:22:44,627 Legend. 1432 01:22:45,169 --> 01:22:46,462 You thinking what I'm thinking? 1433 01:22:46,545 --> 01:22:47,546 Oh, yeah. 1434 01:22:49,340 --> 01:22:51,759 - It could work, right? - Hundred percent. 1435 01:22:53,636 --> 01:22:55,513 What are you... What are you thinking? 1436 01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:58,724 Just so I'm... Just to make sure that it's exactly what I'm thinking. 1437 01:22:58,808 --> 01:23:00,101 Which I'm sure it is, totally. I mean... 1438 01:23:00,184 --> 01:23:01,686 I'm super sure. 1439 01:23:02,895 --> 01:23:04,355 I'm thinking about killing that snake. 1440 01:23:04,438 --> 01:23:06,774 Now see, that's it, that's what... I was thinking that too. 1441 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:10,027 Okay, here's the plan. 1442 01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:12,947 Griff, you get the detonator from Kenny. 1443 01:23:14,115 --> 01:23:16,325 Claire, you fire up the generators. 1444 01:23:18,119 --> 01:23:20,162 Kenny, you set up the cameras. 1445 01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:25,584 I'll get the golf cart. 1446 01:23:25,668 --> 01:23:28,170 We'll lure the snake into the pyro field 1447 01:23:28,254 --> 01:23:30,548 and end this thing once and for all. 1448 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:34,760 You ready for our big Hollywood ending? 1449 01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:42,768 - You ready? - Yeah. 1450 01:23:42,852 --> 01:23:46,272 Kenny said as soon as we get to the pyro field, we can detonate these one by one. 1451 01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:49,650 - Gonna blow this bitch sky-high. - Sky-freaking-high. 1452 01:23:55,906 --> 01:23:57,450 Come get us, asshole! 1453 01:24:04,290 --> 01:24:05,124 Where is he? 1454 01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:09,795 Oh, shit! 1455 01:24:13,466 --> 01:24:16,427 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit! - Oh, shit! 1456 01:24:17,178 --> 01:24:19,805 - Doesn't this go faster? - Well, take off the governor. 1457 01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:21,891 Underneath there. See if you can rip it off. 1458 01:24:21,974 --> 01:24:24,143 - Governor? - The governor! It slows it down. 1459 01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:27,480 - The hell you talking about, governor? - I'm talking about golf cart technology! 1460 01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:35,988 - Where'd it go? - I don't see it. I don't know where it is. 1461 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,239 Keep your head on a swivel. 1462 01:24:38,157 --> 01:24:39,200 I don't see it anywhere. 1463 01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:41,035 - Whoa! - Whoa! 1464 01:24:41,118 --> 01:24:42,077 Oh, my God! 1465 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,039 Oh, shit. 1466 01:24:45,122 --> 01:24:46,707 We lost the signal. 1467 01:24:46,791 --> 01:24:48,417 If we don't get this thing online in time... 1468 01:24:48,501 --> 01:24:49,627 Then we're all dead. 1469 01:24:49,710 --> 01:24:50,961 - Let's go. - Let's go. 1470 01:24:53,923 --> 01:24:55,257 Dude, you're actually a really good driver. 1471 01:24:55,341 --> 01:24:57,092 Thank you. 1472 01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:00,805 Oh, my God! 1473 01:25:05,476 --> 01:25:07,978 Why is there no power? Why is there no power? 1474 01:25:08,062 --> 01:25:10,397 Pyro field dead ahead. It's now or never. 1475 01:25:10,481 --> 01:25:11,482 Armed and ready. 1476 01:25:11,565 --> 01:25:13,025 - No! - All right, look. 1477 01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:14,985 - Look for something like this. - Like this, okay. 1478 01:25:15,069 --> 01:25:16,070 Almost there! 1479 01:25:20,199 --> 01:25:22,868 It's getting closer! It's getting closer! Oh, God! 1480 01:25:22,952 --> 01:25:23,994 Go faster! 1481 01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,040 Fuck. Found it! 1482 01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:29,834 - Can I hit it now? - Hold. Hold. 1483 01:25:33,754 --> 01:25:35,005 Now! Hit it now! 1484 01:25:35,089 --> 01:25:37,716 Die, you giant snake bitch! 1485 01:25:40,511 --> 01:25:41,595 - What the-- - What? 1486 01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:44,014 It's not working! It's not working! 1487 01:25:44,098 --> 01:25:46,392 - Hit all of them. - I am! I'm hitting every one of 'em! 1488 01:25:46,475 --> 01:25:48,519 And now we die! Now we die! 1489 01:25:48,602 --> 01:25:49,687 Why didn't it happen? 1490 01:25:49,770 --> 01:25:50,855 - Why isn't it... - I don't know. 1491 01:25:50,938 --> 01:25:51,981 Oh, wait. 1492 01:25:53,649 --> 01:25:55,693 I forgot to turn it on. 1493 01:25:58,529 --> 01:25:59,655 Yes! 1494 01:25:59,738 --> 01:26:01,282 Yes! 1495 01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:02,616 Whoo-hoo! 1496 01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:05,077 - Yes! Yes. Yes. - Yes! Yes! 1497 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:06,579 Yeah! 1498 01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:22,261 Yeah! 1499 01:26:23,554 --> 01:26:24,930 Did we kill it? 1500 01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:28,684 - No! - Ah! Why? 1501 01:26:30,644 --> 01:26:31,896 Come on. The cart's stuck. 1502 01:26:31,979 --> 01:26:33,314 Oh, shit. 1503 01:26:33,397 --> 01:26:34,982 - Go! - Go, go, go. 1504 01:26:39,570 --> 01:26:41,530 - It's a dead end. - Oh, my God. 1505 01:26:46,660 --> 01:26:47,661 Oh, shit. 1506 01:26:55,461 --> 01:26:56,837 We're all gonna die. 1507 01:27:37,962 --> 01:27:39,880 Not on my watch, mister. 1508 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:51,433 Ah! 1509 01:27:53,519 --> 01:27:55,062 - Oh, man. - Gross. 1510 01:28:05,739 --> 01:28:06,782 Griff, no! 1511 01:28:22,464 --> 01:28:24,425 And that's a wrap on snake. 1512 01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:56,457 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 1513 01:28:56,540 --> 01:29:00,711 ♪ I want to know right now What will it be ♪ 1514 01:29:02,129 --> 01:29:07,384 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over... ♪ 1515 01:29:14,016 --> 01:29:16,060 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 1516 01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:25,527 A long time ago, a group of artists had a vision 1517 01:29:26,403 --> 01:29:30,240 to one day live their dream of making a major motion picture. 1518 01:29:30,324 --> 01:29:36,205 And last year, against all odds, I'm proud to say that dream was realized. 1519 01:29:40,334 --> 01:29:41,919 As my friend Kenny likes to say, 1520 01:29:42,002 --> 01:29:46,048 the snake is a metaphor for the monsters that come for all of us 1521 01:29:46,131 --> 01:29:47,841 if our dreams remain unrealized. 1522 01:29:47,925 --> 01:29:51,136 And to be clear, there's also a non-metaphor snake. 1523 01:29:52,596 --> 01:29:53,639 Oh, my God! 1524 01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:58,393 Quick shoutout to Claire Simons and Kenny Trent! 1525 01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:01,522 Better luck next time! 1526 01:30:05,025 --> 01:30:06,902 While we may not have the rights... 1527 01:30:06,985 --> 01:30:08,570 We don't have... We definitely don't have the rights. 1528 01:30:08,654 --> 01:30:11,782 This is our completely unauthorized... 1529 01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:18,872 possibly illegal reboot of the Sony classic film... 1530 01:30:20,707 --> 01:30:24,545 - Ladies and gentlemen, The Anaconda! - The Anaconda! 1531 01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:30,903 Ho! 1532 01:31:34,448 --> 01:31:35,532 Oh! 1533 01:31:42,539 --> 01:31:44,291 Are you Doug McCallister? 1534 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:45,375 Uh-huh. 1535 01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:48,503 You directed the unauthorized version of Anaconda 1536 01:31:48,587 --> 01:31:50,172 even though you didn't have the rights? 1537 01:31:51,298 --> 01:31:52,257 Yeah. 1538 01:31:52,758 --> 01:31:54,051 I saw your little movie. 1539 01:31:56,470 --> 01:31:59,431 And I loved it. I loved it. 1540 01:31:59,932 --> 01:32:04,019 That's why I'm here. I'm here because we're doing another Anaconda, 1541 01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,396 and I want you to direct it. 1542 01:32:07,648 --> 01:32:08,815 Are you in? 1543 01:33:54,796 --> 01:33:55,881 Guys? 1544 01:34:00,052 --> 01:34:01,219 Griff? 1545 01:34:10,187 --> 01:34:12,397 I'm alive!105704