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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi
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Nandemo dekichau BATTO
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The bat that can do anything:
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ESUKARIBORUGU
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Excaliborg!
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi
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Mahou no gion de jinsei
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With this magical spell
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Yarinaoshite ageru
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I’ll bring you back to life
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Iya yo dame yo konna no
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That’s disgusting, don’t do it,
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Baka baka
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You big idiot
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Sonna ni gira-gira shinaide
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Don’t look at me like that
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Onegai dakara (EI!)
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Please! Yeah!
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Bokusatsu tenshi
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Club-to-death angel
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Chishibuki doku-doku Dokuro-chan
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That splashes blood everywhere, Dokuro-chan
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Bokusatsu tenshi
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Club-to-death angel
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Shinzou doku-doku Dokuro-chan
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That makes your heart bleed copiously, Dokuro-chan
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Utte moyashite itabutte
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I’ll shoot at you, burn you, harass you,
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Umete segande hazukashimete
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Bury you, pester you, and humiliate you,
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Demo sorette boku no ai nano
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But that’s just the way I express my love
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Bokusatsu tenshi
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Club-to-death angel
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BATTO de dosu-dosu Dokuro-chan
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That makes you spurt blood, Dokuro-chan
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Bokusatsu tenshi
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Club-to-death angel
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Chi mi doro doro-doro Dokuro-chan
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That stains everything with blood, Dokuro-chan
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Saite kowashite kekaeshite
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I’ll rip you up, break you, then kick back,
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Shimete yajitte tobokete
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Strangle you, heckle you, then play dumb,
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Demo sorette boku no ai nano
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But that’s just the way I express my love
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi
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Episode 3
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Incidents Happen in a Secret Room!
Dokuro-chan!
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Viva, non, non.
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Sakura-kun!
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Sakura-kun!
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Hey, Dokuro-chan!
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Not yet! Not yet!
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T-The towel...
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That's all from Saitama
prefecture's Tuna Mayo-chan...
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...on how she puts a broken
Sakura-kun right back together!
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It's over!
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My postcard was finally read,
but since you were so slow...
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Why're you naked?
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Well, you arbitrarily...
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Just because your father and mother
aren't home and you look like that, I...
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He's turned grotesque!
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!
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Um, I'll go back to the bathroom...
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Sakura-san...
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Zakuro-chan?
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Take your time.
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Wait, Zakuro-chan! No! Listen!
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Apologies, my body
suddenly moved on its own.
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Sabato-chan?
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My name is Babel.
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I am chair of the "Angel Precinct of
Martial Law Council," alias Lulutie.
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I am also Sabato's mother as well.
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Remember me from
now on, Sakura Kusakabe.
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We came today for one reason.
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Can I get dressed first?
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No need.
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Why not?
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As of today, Sabato will
officially return to the future.
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Therefore, I wished
to allow for her final farewells.
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Really.
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What?
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What are you doing?
Why not quickly say your farewells?
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Sakura-kun...
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For all those times...
I really... really...
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Mother! I don't want to go
back to the world of the future!
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What's all this now?
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I'll do more of my best from now on,
so please let me stay here!
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No.
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No.
Please, Mother!
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No, Chairwoman Babel!
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I will not hold back for
one who will not listen.
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That's...
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Seize Sabato,
Sealing Hell Sanctuary Rurunerug!
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Please save me, Sakura-kun!
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Sabato-chan!
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Sakura-san!
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Zakuro-chan!
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Then Babel-chan too!
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What are you...
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Ow...
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Sakura-kun, are you okay?
You didn't get hurt?
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No, I'm fine. But...
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Is everyone all right?
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I'm here!
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It seems we were all
sealed into Rurunerug.
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So then this place is...
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The interior of the magic item
Sealing Hell Sanctuary Rurunerug.
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Rurunerug is a magic item
that confines criminals.
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It seems we were all engulfed.
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Then we should get out quickly!
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It's futile.
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Rurunerug can
be opened from without...
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...but I do not know
how to do so from within.
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Meaning we can't get out of here?
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So it seems.
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But a legend does exist of an angel
escaping Rurunerug's confines...
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...through their power alone
once they were sealed within.
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There must be some
means of getting outside.
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Then we'll be fine. When four
angels combine their powers...
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Hey, we found something weird.
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It's these.
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What's this? A lever?
The leftmost one is down...
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I just moved that one!
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And all that fell down!
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So it was your doing...
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But maybe one of these is the correct
lever and the key to escaping.
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Please look. There is
something next to the levers.
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Something's carved into it.
A hieroglyph that looks like a plate?
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A tub fell when this
was pulled, which means...
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...it shows what will happen
if we move the levers?
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Sakura-kun's amazing!
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Thanks for the praise
over something so little.
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Then using these symbols, we can
find the one that leads to the exit.
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The symbol next to this one is an
elevator. We can get out with this.
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Hold on a second! Isn't this symbol
clearly a ceiling flattening us?
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I can pull it, right? It's the one.
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Let's think about it
more carefully! What's the rush?
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I'm begging Sakura-kun so much...
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...but he won't let me touch
this hard, upright thing.
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Fine! Touch it! And pull it
down with all your might!
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We can get out with this!
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Look, on the dot!
The ceiling's coming down nicely!
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Right... Dokuro-chan,
pull the lever back up!
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Oh, okay.
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Dokuro-chan, didn't you pull the next
lever down? Another trap went off!
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Oops, I made a mistake.
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We got through it somehow.
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Dokuro-chan, let me choose next.
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I'll try this one.
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You listening?
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Please, stop choosing on whim
and mood! Use more discretion!
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It'll be fine!
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Look closely! This is most
likely a sticky sea urchin!
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I'm naked, so I couldn't
stand it if one came out!
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And this lever...
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What are you saying? It's got to be a
trap with a huge steel ball rolling out!
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No, it's got to be a sun!
Meaning it symbolizes outside!
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I was right! But why only me?
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I'm a boy,
and it's usually girls they say that...
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No...
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Don't look!
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Not that! Anything but that hole!
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Damn it...
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I told you it was the other lever!
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We can get out with this!
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No way. Is it a huge steel ball?
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Oh no!
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Stay behind me!
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You're all...
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I'm sorry.
I'm not even close to that level...
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Hey, let's all just live here!
Let's make our own kingdom here!
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Since I'm not at that level,
I don't care if I'm a jester!
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My secret dance.
Shake, shake, shake!
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That's Zansu-san's voice!
Where are you?
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That's Sakura-kun's voice!
Where are you peeping from?
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Oh, Chairwoman Babel's Sealing
Hell Sanctuary Rurunerug is here.
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We all got sealed in here!
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Please, help us!
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Oh, is that so, zansu?
That's an easy thing to do!
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Zansu-san...
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If you get locked in here too, who's
going to rescue us from the outside?
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Oh!
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And I thought we'd be saved...
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Sakura-san, if we were able
to hear Zansu-san's voice...
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...that means there is interaction
with the outside world somewhere.
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The physical world's contact point
is the investigation goal. Here I go.
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Angel Eye.
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It's right there.
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So small!
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It's impossible! It's too small
for a person to fit through!
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But if someone could
somehow fit through that hole...
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Right, something
smaller than a person...
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If Onee-sama uses Excalibolg
to shatter Sakura-san as usual...
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On no. What did I just blabber away?
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Hey, calm down, everyone!
Question, question!
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Even if I'm shattered through
the hole, how do I go back...
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Please stop!
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Sabato-chan?
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My diarrhea!
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Sabato-chan, hang on.
Here? Does it hurt around here?
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Don't push places like that!
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I'm sorry, Sabato-chan!
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What have I done?
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No, no, no, don't do that!
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Wait a second.
There's only one lever left.
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Sakura-kun, I believe in you.
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Dokuro-chan, here we go.
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Sakura-kun!
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Don't you let go of my hand!
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Right!
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Ow!
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You're grabbing it too hard!
My bones will shatter! It hurts!
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Oh no, now we're alone.
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Huh?
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Hey, can I come over there?
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What do you mean "over there"?
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Hey, wait...
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I wish time would stop like this.
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This is bad.
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Do what you want.
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If you say what I want...
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I will...
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Thanks, Zakuro-chan.
That was way too close.
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Sabato-chan, how's your stomach?
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It's going to burst soon.
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I slept well.
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Where is this? Uniqlo?
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Please be strong.
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Hold my hands.
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I'm really sorry to intrude, but...
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I'll be with you the whole time!
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Could someone listen...
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Shut up!
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Well, I have the keys
to this place, zansu.
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Look, the keys to open Rurunerug
from the inside are here.
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You knocked me out without
listening to what I had to say, so...
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That legendary angel who got out of
there on his own was Zansu-san, huh?
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In any case, Sakura Kusakabe,
about what you were saying before...
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Right, Sabato-chan
is a dear friend to us.
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I know it may not seem worth it...
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...but I'm sure
it'll be good training for her.
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So please, don't take
Sabato-chan with you!
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Very well. Sabato, it's only this time.
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Yes, thank you very much, Mother!
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I'm happy for you, Sabato-chan!
250
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Well, if Lulutie's
leading noble family...
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...Justilia's daughters,
Dokuro and Zakuro, are with her...
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...there's no need to worry.
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Noble family?
254
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:06,200
Farewell.
255
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,370
Hold on!
256
00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:10,080
Oh no! My home is gone!
257
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:13,290
Oh, right, I was going
to return to the future...
258
00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:16,090
...so I put my home
out into the garbage!
259
00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:18,840
That means I have
to make it all from scratch!
260
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,590
More importantly, where am
I supposed to sleep tonight?
261
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,020
What is it, Shizuki-chan?
Calling me out to here of all places...
262
00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:34,800
Say, do you know what day it is?
263
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,110
What day?
264
00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:38,190
Gosh, you're so indifferent.
265
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,030
It's Valentine's Day.
266
00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:42,210
Oh, I totally forgot.
267
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:47,070
Final Episode
268
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:47,070
It's a Valentine's Day Kiss!
Dokuro-chan!
269
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:46,650
It's a Valentine's Day Kiss!
Dokuro-chan!
270
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:48,530
Okay.
271
00:12:48,530 --> 00:12:50,930
With this, the scenario is perfect.
272
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,310
It's occupied.
273
00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:55,500
I said it's...
274
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,550
Sakura-kun, I found you!
275
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:08,180
Why're you in the girls-prohibited
boys' paradise men's room?
276
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:11,350
While you're saying that,
you're making the inside sticky.
277
00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:13,850
This tragedy was caused by you!
278
00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:16,470
Please hurry. Hurry and fix me.
279
00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:18,640
But I have to get out of here.
280
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,350
It's fine! Please get
me back to normal...
281
00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:22,820
I guess I can't avoid it.
282
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:25,490
What are you doing?
283
00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:27,770
I guess I made a mistake.
284
00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:29,620
Am I no good anymore?
285
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:33,080
We all make mistakes,
Dokuro-chan. Up and at 'em.
286
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,830
Right! I'll do my best!
287
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:38,140
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!
288
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:42,550
It's horrible.
What I'm talking about is everything.
289
00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:44,470
Hey, Sakura-kun.
290
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:46,770
Do you know what today is?
291
00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:50,460
I wonder... It's not your
four-type combination vaccine day...
292
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,970
Oh, you know you're
looking forward to it!
293
00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:56,390
Even though you're acting like
you don't care about it that much.
294
00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:59,150
Today is Valentine's Day.
295
00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,300
This is...
296
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,350
It's chocolate, of course.
297
00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:04,990
Hurry and open it up!
298
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,300
Sure.
299
00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:11,530
Isn't it amazing?
It's 1/10 scale Sakura-kun chocolate.
300
00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:16,040
Come on, hurry and eat it.
I want to see you eating yourself.
301
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,120
No! It's like cannibalism! Never!
302
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,710
Oh, Sakura-kun, you're so spoiled.
303
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:23,130
Here, open wide!
304
00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:30,590
What's with this chocolate?
305
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,010
They won't melt in your
mouth or your stomach acid.
306
00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:34,930
Here's my chance!
307
00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:38,490
Hey, is it good, Sakura-kun?
308
00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,150
You're awake?
309
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,600
Huh? This is the nurse's office?
310
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,180
Are you okay now? Nothing hurts?
311
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:49,070
Yeah, I'm okay now.
312
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:52,910
Somehow, this bed
is really soft and warm...
313
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:55,680
What are you doing
like that, Dokuro-chan?
314
00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,070
It's because I heard
body heat was good...
315
00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,880
...for warming up people
who won't wake up.
316
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,140
What's wrong?
317
00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:17,980
My whole body!
Every single part is sensi...
318
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:18,640
Sensi...
319
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:19,870
Nothing!
320
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,810
S-So what's the secret
behind that chocolate's taste?
321
00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:25,400
Um...
322
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,250
Sugar...
323
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,320
And salt...
324
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:34,320
Baron McMayonnay's
signature mayonnaise...
325
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,410
Also...
326
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:38,830
Sensitive Salaryman
hard-core sausage!
327
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:39,750
That's it!
328
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,000
Sensitive
329
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,000
Salaryman
330
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:44,000
Episode 7318
331
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,940
Binkan-san!
332
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:49,380
Hey! Here I go!
333
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:53,010
Sensitive, sensitive,
sensitive, sensitive!
334
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:56,010
Sensitive, sensitive,
sensitive, sensitive!
335
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,980
Sakura-kun, you're still suffering?
Maybe I should warm you up...
336
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:03,020
No thanks! If you do that,
my body can't take it!
337
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,570
Sakura, you there?
338
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,510
Sakura-kun, are you alive?
339
00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:07,730
We came to visit you.
340
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:10,130
Is it okay to open the curtain?
341
00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:13,130
Just a second. Don't open it yet...
342
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,370
Dokuro-chan was nursing me, and...
343
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:22,920
What was she nursing
to the point that she fainted?
344
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:26,330
Nothing! But she put me-shaped
chocolates in my mouth...
345
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,370
She put yours in her mouth?
346
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:29,590
That's not it!
347
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:33,300
I understand. We didn't see
anything. Let's keep it at that.
348
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,930
It's not like that!
349
00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:41,930
Weird, last time I had that sausage,
I went back to normal right away.
350
00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:43,600
Is it because it's hard-core sausage?
351
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,560
Sensitive
Salaryman
352
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,610
Will I stay like this forever?
353
00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:53,340
It's a transmission from Lulutie.
354
00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:57,310
Bon voyage, Dokuro-chan!
355
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,490
Hey, Zansu, what's going on?
356
00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:03,360
Remember that thing I lent you?
That precious clothespin I used.
357
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,160
Where did you put it?
358
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,960
Oh, that's by the TV...
359
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,200
Secret technique,
hiding with a blanket!
360
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,000
Sakura-kun, what did you do?
361
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:13,920
What is it, Sakura-kun?
362
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,970
I don't have my heart set yet...
363
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:19,100
W-Well, I'd like
to discuss something with you.
364
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,180
With me?
365
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,600
Welcome home, zansu...
366
00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:29,820
Oh, it's Zansu-san.
I totally thought a pervert showed up.
367
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,320
I was on standby out of
concern for you, Sakura-kun!
368
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:34,060
Welcome home.
369
00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:36,820
Oh, Zansu-san,
are you going somewhere?
370
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:39,490
No, no, I was waiting for you guys.
371
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:43,090
Actually, Sakura-kun's body
right now is severely sensi...
372
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:44,790
What are you doing?
373
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:48,790
I told you in the transmission before,
didn't I? To keep this our secret?
374
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:51,380
Hey, hey, Zansu.
Is something wrong with Sakura-kun?
375
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:54,580
Nothing's wrong.
We just promised to hang out today.
376
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,420
Then I want to too!
377
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:57,620
Sorry, today's...
378
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,420
Of course, Dokuro-chan.
379
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:00,640
Yay!
380
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,970
Come on, you too, Zakuro-chan.
381
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:03,520
All right.
382
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,920
Hey, what's this about?
383
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,310
No need to worry, zansu.
384
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,440
Gross!
385
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:12,480
The truth is to fix your body, the power
of two angels is absolutely needed.
386
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,190
Come on, we have to get ready.
387
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:17,650
Time is of the essence here!
388
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,440
Don't tell me this is...
389
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,070
That's right!
390
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:26,080
From now on, you are
going to be Urashima Taro!
391
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,440
Okay?
392
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,780
Your supersensitive body is
an image an angel made up.
393
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:33,050
This is the result of Dokuro-chan's...
394
00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:36,340
...strong feelings for
Sensitive Salaryman, zansu.
395
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:40,630
And that image can be changed
to another image from the angels.
396
00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:43,920
We're about to start a ceremony,
the Urashima Taro adaptation...
397
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,480
...abbreviated as UT adaptation,
which will purify the poison...
398
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,600
...and turn you back into
a 2nd-year junior high student!
399
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,860
Relax, zansu.
400
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:54,570
The story of Urashima Taro aside...
401
00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:55,690
What is that?
402
00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:57,640
When you say UT, you think Ryuguu.
403
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,160
Ryuguu brings up sea bream
and flounder dancing.
404
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,370
Ryuguu Palace didn't
have birds! And what is that?
405
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,330
It's a little tight.
406
00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:14,750
Sakura-kun, don't you
know about Otohime?
407
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,370
That's a mermaid, not her!
408
00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:19,420
I'll do this to anyone with
a problem with my scenario!
409
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:20,510
It's the worst!
410
00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:24,510
Scene one, Urashima going off
on his travels. Start, zansu!
411
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:27,810
Taro, suddenly fired
from his longtime company...
412
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:30,300
...was brooding and
about to go into the sea.
413
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:34,480
Hold on! I'm a victim of restructuring
and about to commit suicide?
414
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,030
I was trying to add
depth to the character!
415
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:40,400
If you keep complaining,
you'll never return to normal!
416
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:45,180
You're already in the water!
Imagine you're in Saitama Bay, zansu!
417
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:54,960
As the cold sea waters of February
were just about to take Taro's life...
418
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,340
Don't do it!
419
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:08,000
In the distant, ancient past, in a city
sunken by Earth's shifting crust...
420
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,980
...in Ryuguu Palace, waiting for Taro...
421
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,790
Welcome.
422
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:16,480
I am the owner, Otohime.
423
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,280
It has been four years
since Otohime lost Ryuou...
424
00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:23,170
...and she was using her
young body as she pleased.
425
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,700
What's with that
French-show type of situation?
426
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,390
On this occasion...
427
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,100
...I would like to thank you...
428
00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:35,790
...for saving the penguin.
429
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:41,410
The one that w-was
saved was m-me, b-but...
430
00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:44,000
I prepared
treasure chests to thank you...
431
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,710
...but I would like you to choose one.
432
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,010
Okay!
433
00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:49,970
This small treasure chest...
434
00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:52,260
...or this large one.
435
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:54,040
Please choose one.
436
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:55,520
Huh?
437
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,360
It's blank from here on.
438
00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:00,220
The rest of the story
is for you to write.
439
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:02,190
There's infinite potential for you.
440
00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:03,440
Stopping here?
441
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,100
In one of the treasure
chests is a magic item...
442
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,530
...the detoxification
medicine, souma lune!
443
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:12,670
You should know which one
you should choose right now!
444
00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:16,280
Was there some kind
of hint in the story up till now?
445
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,130
Well, the smaller one
is the answer in theory.
446
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:22,200
But is that kind of theory
understood by angels?
447
00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:24,420
There's something weird!
448
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:27,050
No way! That couldn't be, zansu.
449
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:28,140
Sakura-kun!
450
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,130
There's a voice!
451
00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:30,390
You couldn't know yet.
452
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,350
You couldn't know yet.
I do!
453
00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:32,810
I'm choosing this one!
454
00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:35,230
Please hold on, Taro-san!
455
00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:42,980
If you open this treasure chest,
we will really become separated.
456
00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:45,320
Z-Zakuro-chan?
457
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,520
Sakura-kun, what happened?
458
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,200
Since the moment you
came to Ryuguu Palace...
459
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,050
...I've feared that
a day like this would come.
460
00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:56,080
I beg you!
461
00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:59,880
Please live with me in
Ryuguu Palace from now on!
462
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,800
S-So good!
463
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,870
I really am in need...
464
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:08,090
...of this treasure chest.
465
00:22:08,090 --> 00:22:12,060
I understand,
but please keep this in mind...
466
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:16,890
I will always be thinking about
you from the bottom of the ocean.
467
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:26,240
Good, zansu! What an emotional
ending for the UT adaptation!
468
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,950
This is what I was after!
469
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,450
I got into a lonely mood...
470
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,930
...for just a little bit.
471
00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:51,000
Nothing's wrong! I'm back to normal!
472
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,100
I didn't become an old man either!
Zansu-san, thanks so much!
473
00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:57,640
No problem, zansu. We help
each other out in times of trouble.
474
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,760
Hey, where are those two?
475
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,330
They're in the kitchen downstairs, zansu.
476
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:12,130
Those pictures are going
to Lulutie as documentation...
477
00:23:12,130 --> 00:23:13,490
This angle is...
478
00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:17,400
I get it! This point of view is from
that pink thing on your head!
479
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,870
Stop it, zansu!
480
00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:22,830
I knew something stunk! You could've
just given me what was in the chest!
481
00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:25,210
It was all out of selfishness. Admit it!
482
00:23:25,210 --> 00:23:26,840
Okay, I'll say it, zansu!
483
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:31,840
But I want you to promise not
to pull out my soul if I admit it.
484
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,970
Of course.
485
00:23:32,970 --> 00:23:34,530
To tell the truth...
486
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:37,600
My... my...
487
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,060
...soul!
488
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:47,150
Good morning, Sakura-kun.
489
00:23:47,150 --> 00:23:49,250
What are you doing?
490
00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:52,820
I'm making chocolate.
I'm helping Zakuro-chan.
491
00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:57,960
I'm sorry, Sakura-san. I completely
forgot that today was Valentine's Day.
492
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,660
Please wait a little bit.
493
00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:00,830
O-Okay.
494
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:02,860
Okay, the last step...
495
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,800
...is to put this in!
496
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,670
Become delicious!
497
00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:09,770
Not that!
498
00:24:10,970 --> 00:24:14,330
Oh no! Now we're
back at the beginning!
499
00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:16,790
My body's become sensitive!
500
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,740
Dokuro-chan,
don't take that moody pose!
501
00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:22,930
Zansu, the treasure chest!
502
00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:24,000
Zansu-san?
503
00:24:25,690 --> 00:24:26,870
No! No!
504
00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:31,690
Someone, stop me!
Please, someone, stop this body!
505
00:24:31,690 --> 00:24:35,510
Someone, stop me! Stop me!
Stop me! Stop me! Stop me!
506
00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:40,800
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!
507
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,650
Saa minna-san mokoisho ni~!
508
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,650
Okay, everyone, together with me!
509
00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:52,950
Dou te ni tsukutta himitsukichii?
510
00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:52,950
The secret base thatwe made at the bank...
511
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:56,500
Are yo are yo to dai tension
512
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:56,500
...eventually became a great society.
513
00:24:56,500 --> 00:25:00,040
Miseku rakuji ni ireta mama
514
00:24:56,500 --> 00:25:00,040
While having fakesalmon roe in my mouth...
515
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,580
Danberu taisou 20 yo 2
516
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,580
...I lifted weights at midnight.
517
00:25:03,890 --> 00:25:10,640
nezumi ni kachirare karada wa gunjou EXCALIBORUGU~
518
00:25:03,890 --> 00:25:10,640
The mouse bit me, and mybody turns ultramarine, Excalibolg.
519
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,260
Semete hakanai inochi nara
520
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,260
If it's a short-lived life...
521
00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:17,670
Bokusatsu Ondo de pi piru piru~
522
00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:17,670
The bludgeoningmarching song, pipiru piru.
523
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:21,690
Pi piru piru piru~ Pi piru piru piru~
524
00:25:21,690 --> 00:25:24,680
Pi piru piru piru pi pi pi~!
525
00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:32,080
Dorinku baka ra fuda no bashi
526
00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:32,080
I stretch the tubesfrom the drink bar...
527
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,580
Chitaku ni chouketsu nomi houdai
528
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,580
...to my house,and now I can drink all I want.
529
00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:39,260
Uchi de kakteru hamster
530
00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:39,260
The hamster thatwe have as a pet...
531
00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:42,270
hountoni kore hamster nano Datte datte mina to chigau yo
532
00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:42,270
Is this really a hamster?Well, it's different from others.
533
00:25:42,270 --> 00:25:46,480
Kuru kuru mara no kushite size ga naishiatama ni kushite tabe naishi
534
00:25:42,270 --> 00:25:46,480
It's not the right size for the hamsterwheel, and it only eats raw meat.
535
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,750
EXCALIBORUGU~
536
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,750
Excalibolg.
537
00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:53,380
Minna de odorou itsumademo
538
00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:53,380
Let's all dancethis together forever...
539
00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:56,840
Bokusatsu Ondo de pi piru piru~
540
00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:56,840
The bludgeoningmarching song, pipiru piru.
541
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,990
Pi piru piru piru~
542
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,780
Pi piru piru piru~
543
00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:03,800
Pi piru piru piru pi pi pi~
544
00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:12,000
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