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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.
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nande mo dekichau BATTO ESUKARIBORUGU!
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A bat that can do anything, Excalibolg!
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.
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mahou no gion de jinsei yarinaoshite ageru
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With the magical imitation sounds, I'll let you relive your life.
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iya yo dame yo konna no BAKABAKA
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I don't want to. You can't do such a thing, stupid, stupid!
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sonna ni GIRAGIRA shinaide
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Don't glare so much.
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onegai dakara eii!
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Please... yay!
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bokusatsu tenshi
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Bludgeoning Angel.
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chi shibuki DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan
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Blood-spray pouring, pouring Dokuro-chan.
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bokusatsu tenshi
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Bludgeoning Angel.
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shinzou DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan
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Heart pounding, pounding Dokuro-chan.
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funde shibatte tataite
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Step on! Tie up! Beat!
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kette jirashite tsurushite
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Kick! Tease! Hang!
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demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no
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But that is my "love."
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bokusatsu tenshi
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Bludgeoning Angel.
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BATTO de DOSUDOSU DOKURO-chan
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With a bat, bam-bam Dokuro-chan.
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bokusatsu tenshi
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Bludgeoning Angel.
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chi midoro dorodoro DOKURO-chan
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Blood-stained muddled, muddled Dokuro-chan.
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kitte nagutte nabutte
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Slice! Punch! Torment!
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sashite sarashite tarashite
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Pierce! Expose! Dribble!
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demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no
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But that is my "love."
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.
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Cupid of Love!
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Episode 3
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Dokuro-chan!
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Cupid of Love! Dokuro-chan!
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Finally found her.
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So you were here.
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Sakura-kun!
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Come on, let's go home.
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Right!
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You should try to drink without
putting your mouth on the faucet.
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Or else...
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You'll think about...
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I won't think anything!
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I wanted to say
it's not good hygiene...
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...to put your mouth on the faucet!
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Does that mean you want to drink
the water out of this faucet too?
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Totally wrong.
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Okay, Dokuro-chan, when you drink
water, you normally do it like this.
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Your mouth goes
where it's coming out...
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Huh?
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Dokuro-chan, you just tried
to chop my head off with that.
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You're wrong!
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I just wanted to surprise you by
tapping your head lightly as you drank!
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No way was it light!
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The wind made a sound!
Look at my cheek!
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You look like Bruce Lee. How cool!
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Man, my clothes are soaked.
What are we going to do?
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What, Sakura-kun?
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You can't look!
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It's draining!
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Sakura-kun's brain is all
going down the drain!
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!
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I'm going to go change.
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I finally found you.
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Shizuki-chan.
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Sakura-kun, I want
to discuss something with you.
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What does she need to discuss?
What does she need to discuss?
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Maybe, maybe, maybe...
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Excuse me...
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Yeah?
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You know Miyamoto-kun, right?
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What?
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Miyamoto?
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Do you think
Miyamoto-kun likes someone?
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No, I don't think he does.
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But there was talk that he's good
friends with the 3rd-year manager.
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So I asked him, and he said...
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...that he doesn't know what
to do because she's been so pushy.
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Wait, why'd you
ask about Miyamoto?
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The truth is...
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...love has blossomed.
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There's a girl who likes him.
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Huh, Sakura-kun?
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Sakura-kun, what's wrong?
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Hey, Sakura-kun.
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The field's over there!
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I loved this Earth!
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Wait, are you
misunderstanding this?
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I said, "There's this girl
that likes Miyamoto-kun."
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Huh?
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It's Chieri Ono from 2nd-year class C...
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...and the same library
committee I'm in who consulted me.
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So could you help me
put the two of them together?
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Hey, Chieri-chan.
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Y-Yes?
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I don't understand this formula,
so could you teach me?
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Y-Yes...
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Hey, I don't understand that either!
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Well, for this one,
first you take the brackets off...
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...then you have to put
the same types together.
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This bracket and this
bracket are the same type, so...
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One morning...
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...when Gregor Samsa woke up,
he realized his verminous bug...
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...had become monstrous
and hard in his sleep.
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It's okay, Gregor. It's not a disease.
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D-Dokuro-chan, why are you here?
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Sakura-kun, this is a library.
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That's why I'm surprised!
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The story almost became different!
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What are you doing here?
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Reading!
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You're not a character like that!
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Why are you breathing so hard?
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If you don't calm down,
they'll get the wrong idea again.
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"Again"?
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Hey, other than that, Sakura-kun...
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How do you read this?
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Um, that's "corpus cavernosum penis"...
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Then the erectile tissue absorbed
more blood and turned hard...
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...like metal before one's eyes.
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Dokuro-chan, quiet. This is a library.
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Sorry, it's nothing. Nothing, really.
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Dokuro-chan, you can't bring
a weird book to the library.
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It's a library book.
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Not the forbidden...
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Boys and Girls!
The Secrets of the Body!
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And I thought you
were reading so diligently.
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He praised me.
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No, I didn't!
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It's way too early to be reading this!
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But I want to have the proper
knowledge for you too...
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It's fine! I've already
finished reading it!
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Hey, Sakura, you don't
have to say it so harshly.
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She's your classmate.
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Sakura-kun, then why
doesn't she study with us too?
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Yeah, let's all study together!
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I'm going to the bathroom. Sorry.
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Okay.
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Oh yeah, me too.
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You too, Sakura?
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I'm going to go look for
some studying material.
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I'm going to come right back,
so come with me, Dokuro-chan...
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Hey, how do you read this?
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P-Prostate gland...
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No! Anything but that!
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Come on, Dokuro-chan!
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What do you want
to discuss in a place like this?
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Dokuro-chan, can't you read
the atmosphere a little more?
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I'm sorry!
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Wait, what?
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I read the atmosphere.
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Not here. The atmosphere over there.
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The girl with glasses is
Chieri Ono, and the guy is Miyamoto.
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Okay, okay.
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As a matter of fact,
Ono-san likes Miyamoto.
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So Shizuki-chan and I are trying
to bring them closer together.
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Dokuro-chan?
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Could it be you're embarrassed?
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Does Ono-san love Miyamoto-kun?
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Yeah...
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I'm sorry, Sakura-kun! I...
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If you didn't realize, it's not your fault.
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But from now on...
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I'm an angel!
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Meaning I'm a cupid!
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What?
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I'll try hard.
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Try hard at what?
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Don't stop me.
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Angel are... Cupids are...
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...exist to guide a couple's love!
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Let go! Let me take care of it!
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Angels don't normally have a steel bat!
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What'll you do?
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Listen, more importantly than that...
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...she has to talk to him herself.
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All we can do is help Ono-san!
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That's right...
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That's true.
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The only thing
an angel can do is help.
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You're getting it, Dokuro-chan.
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Then recite it.
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Then recite it.
Okay!
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It's definitely a secret
that Ono-san likes Miyamoto.
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It's definitely a secret that you
still take baths with your mom.
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No!
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I stopped in sixth grade!
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Hold up!
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Wait!
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Let go!
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What?
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No!
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Miyamoto!
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This is bad, Dokuro-chan.
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Why're you in a tizzy blending in with
these gawkers? You caused this!
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No!
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It's because you did
such a criminal act.
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Whatever, just activate some
"shield of clearing out people"!
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What do you think angels are?
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We can't do things like that!
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Then what can you do?
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Radio calisthenics!
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Version two?
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You're so useless!
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You okay?
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Ono-san!
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I'm okay...
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Miyamoto-kun, you're bleeding!
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Are you two okay?
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Miyamoto-kun!
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What happened here?
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Numata-senpai...
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I remember now.
She's Haruna Numata!
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The baseball team manager.
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Third place in last year's
Miss Guernica Academy...
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Why is she here anyway?
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I'm okay, senpai. I can still...
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What are you saying?
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You're the baseball team's
star who carries our future!
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The care of players
is the manager's job...
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...so leave it to me.
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Okay...
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Hey, how do you read this?
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In a scene of carnage like this?
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Yes?
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What?
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Senpai...
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Ono-san...
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How could you, Dokuro-chan?
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I'll take him...
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I'll take him to the nurse's office.
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Do you have any idea?
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What?
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If it went one step further...
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...he might not be able
to play baseball anymore!
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Senpai, please stop. I'm...
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I only said the truth.
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Miyamoto-kun got hurt protecting me.
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So I'll take him to the nurse's office!
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What's with this girl?
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Right, Miyamoto-kun?
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Senpai, I'll have
Ono-san take me there.
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What?
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Miyamoto-kun...
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That's how it is?
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Really...
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Ono-san, let's go.
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Right.
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Um, I...
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I'm really sorry.
264
00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:18,240
Because of me,
your precious shoulder is...
265
00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:22,240
It's only a scratch.
I'm fine, so don't worry about it!
266
00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,190
I'm really sorry!
267
00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:25,180
I...
268
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,090
Thank you, Ono-san!
269
00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:30,830
I got you to look at my work,
and you're taking care of my injury too...
270
00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:33,580
N-No, I...
271
00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:36,130
I had fun studying
with you, Ono-san.
272
00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:37,250
What?
273
00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:39,720
If you want...
274
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,130
This time ended up like this...
275
00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:45,560
...but can you help me
with my work again?
276
00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:51,790
It ended up like this after
all our anxiety over it, right?
277
00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:53,920
Yeah...
278
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:58,320
I guess all those two
needed was a chance.
279
00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:01,990
And the courage to find one.
280
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,220
Courage, huh?
281
00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:11,460
But yeah, I can't believe Dokuro-chan
actually ended up playing cupid.
282
00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:14,410
Even looking like that,
angels aren't just for show.
283
00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:16,680
Hey, Sakura-kun.
284
00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,380
Yeah?
285
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,880
My mother gave me movie tickets.
286
00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:23,590
Okay...
287
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,550
After the tests is fine,
but will you go with me?
288
00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:30,060
What?
289
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,320
One morning...
290
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,300
...when Gregor Samsa awoke
from a strange dream...
291
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:39,020
...his verminous bug had
scattered something and was limp.
292
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:44,020
It's okay, Gregor.
That proves you are healthy.
293
00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:49,730
Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan!
294
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:57,000
It's New Cinema Paradise!
Dokuro-chan!
295
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:57,000
Episode 4
296
00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:57,000
It's New Cinema Paradise! Dokuro-chan!
297
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,510
Oh no! Why is it so late?
298
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,160
Sakura-kun, you're too loud...
299
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,270
Oh, sorry to wake
you up, Dokuro-chan.
300
00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:17,230
Wait! Why is Dokuro-chan
sleeping in my futon!
301
00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:20,730
Huh, Sakura-kun?
302
00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:25,450
Sakura-kun.
303
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,840
Don't waste this opportunity!
304
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,960
Stand up! Stand up!
305
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,610
No, Sergeant! Don't stand up!
306
00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:45,470
Shut up!
307
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:48,190
No, Dokuro-chan! We're still...
308
00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:49,430
But...
309
00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,650
It's coming out!
Something is going to come out!
310
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,890
Dokuro-chan, my body is
becoming a reverse shrimp!
311
00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:05,110
If we keep going, my head and butt
are going to touch each other!
312
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,340
More like they are touching!
313
00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,390
Sakura-kun...
314
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:11,120
Let go of me before I die...
315
00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:09,860
Good morning...
316
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,830
Why are you in my futon?
317
00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:15,790
No, Dokuro-chan,
you came into my fu...
318
00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:23,460
Oh no!
319
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:27,590
Pipiru piru piru pipiru...
320
00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:33,720
What? Dokuro-chan?
321
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,180
Please don't fall asleep in the middle.
322
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:39,140
Wait, there's something wrong.
323
00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:42,650
This is Perry! Please fix me right!
324
00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:45,570
Oh, I'm sorry...
325
00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:47,970
Pii...
326
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,860
Good grief...
327
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,160
Man, she'll get sick
if she stays like this.
328
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:55,150
You can't, zansu, Sakura-kun!
329
00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:56,980
You can't do that, zansu!
330
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,620
It's too early for that, zansu!
331
00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,900
I mean... I mean,
you guys are still only...
332
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,600
...in your 2nd year
of junior high school!
333
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,020
Who are you?
334
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:05,000
Me, zansu?
335
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,990
Thank you for asking me, zansu!
336
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,010
My name is...
337
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:11,130
Sakura-kun, open up, zansu.
338
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,210
I am Dokuro-chan's friend, zansu!
339
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,420
All the more reason!
340
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:16,320
This is Dokuro-chan's
best underwear!
341
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,930
Man, Dokuro-chan
wears ones like these?
342
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,130
Why don't I listen to your business.
343
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,210
Thank you, zansu, Sakura-kun.
344
00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:27,380
I am Dokuro-chan's friend, and
my name is Zansu, zansu, but...
345
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:29,680
...why are you
looking around, zansu?
346
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:33,440
Dokuro-chan's underwear was a lie
to get you to open your heart, zansu.
347
00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:35,910
What happened, zansu?
348
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,570
Please leave!
More like hurry up and leave!
349
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:39,370
Wait a second, zansu!
350
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,370
What I have to talk to you about is...
351
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,600
It hurts! It's stuck in between!
352
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,760
Please listen to me, zansu!
353
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,160
Your life is being targeted as the human
that created the technology for...
354
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,760
...immortality in the future, zansu!
355
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,280
That's what I can't believe!
356
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,660
There's no way I'd do such a thing!
357
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:56,920
What's the name of
the chromosome only men have?
358
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,100
Y chromosomes.
359
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,350
Correct!
360
00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,810
You are definitely the culprit!
361
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,770
I just remembered
because we covered it in class!
362
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,890
Seriously, what is going on?
363
00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:12,900
And today is my date
with Shizuki-chan...
364
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,410
That's what it was!
365
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,680
Where's Shizuki-chan?
366
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:32,300
Guess who?
367
00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:34,720
Shizuki-chan?
368
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,300
Correct.
369
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,930
Sakura-kun, you're late!
370
00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,770
I thought you weren't going to come.
371
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,810
I-I'm sorry, Shizuki-chan.
372
00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:45,840
That alarm clock was most likely
changed by Dokuro-chan...
373
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,770
...to watch Waratte
litomo Special Issue.
374
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,110
Just kidding. It's fine.
375
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,250
I think it was my first time
seeing you panic like that.
376
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,570
You've changed recently.
377
00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,000
Y-You think?
378
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,400
That aside,
thanks for inviting me today.
379
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,080
No problem.
380
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,180
Come on. If we don't hurry,
the theater's going to get crowded.
381
00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,530
Let's go, Sakura-kun.
382
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:06,000
Okay!
383
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,330
Guess who?
384
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,830
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
385
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,260
My eyes! My eyes are
going to be crushed!
386
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:16,660
It's going to dig into my brain!
387
00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:15,680
Bracket heart.
388
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,130
Guess who.
389
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,630
Dokuro-chan! Dokuro-chan!
390
00:17:17,630 --> 00:17:20,290
Only Dokuro-chan would unleash
a forbidden technique like this!
391
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,180
Correct!
392
00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:24,690
"Correct," my butt!
393
00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:28,170
My face was almost where
it'd be crushed, and I'd be no one!
394
00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:29,690
Sakura-kun, are you all right?
395
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:30,650
Yeah, barely.
396
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,650
More like, Dokuro-chan, why are
you here, and how did you get here!
397
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,820
Because I remember...
398
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,570
...Sakura-kun's scent.
399
00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,210
What are you saying, Dokuro-chan!
400
00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:41,950
Saying something that'll be
misunderstood...
401
00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:44,370
And of course, my scent is on Sakura-kun...
402
00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:45,930
That's enough! That's enough!
403
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,700
What do you want from me?
404
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:53,630
Dokuro-chan?
405
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,570
What happened?
Your stomach hurts?
406
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,470
Sakura-kun...
407
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,010
Dokuro-chan?
408
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,260
Hey, get it together!
409
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:04,930
Dokuro-chan!
410
00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,420
She's soundly sleeping.
411
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,900
What is with her?
What did she come here for?
412
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,100
Wake up!
413
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:16,060
Wake up!
414
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:19,120
What should we do?
We can't just leave her.
415
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,370
It's fine if we leave her.
416
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:23,020
I don't think so.
It's been dangerous lately.
417
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,370
What should we do?
I'm sure she won't fit into a coin locker.
418
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,270
I guess we have to take her
with us if it's come to this.
419
00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:31,130
Yeah...
420
00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:31,920
What?
421
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,880
What did you just say?
422
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,590
I said the three of us have to go
together to the movie theater.
423
00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:40,050
Sensitive Salaryman
424
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,220
Here, Shizuki-chan, your soda.
425
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,270
Thank you.
426
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:53,880
So... Hey...
427
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,880
Go ahead, Shizuki-chan.
428
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,990
You can go first.
429
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:13,210
Sensi
430
00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:13,210
tive
431
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,210
Salary
432
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,210
man
433
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,210
The Movie
434
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,580
Please don't push me...
435
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,690
If you do that...
436
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,300
S-Shizuki-chan...
437
00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:37,360
How often do you have to be
late till you get it through your head?
438
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,830
Get it together!
439
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,450
This is the "Dokuro-chan
theme" that she made!
440
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:43,200
Where is it? Where is it coming from?
441
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,490
It's here!
442
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,380
You answer slow, Dokuro-chan!
443
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,120
Oh, you're Sakura-kun, zansu.
444
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,680
Huh? Dokuro-chan...
445
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,310
Hanging up is mean, zansu!
446
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,080
What is it? We'll sue you.
447
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,850
Just listen, zansu!
Right now, Sabato-cha...
448
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,250
Whoa, p-pigs?
449
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,380
W-What's going on?
450
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:22,450
You finally woke up?
451
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,700
Meaning...
452
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:23,810
...that's...
453
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,220
...Sabato-chan?
454
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,690
Please let me through. I'm sorry!
455
00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:37,380
Please let me through.
456
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:41,970
I finally found you, Sakura-kun!
457
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,680
Sabato-chan, shh!
458
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,220
I'm sorry.
459
00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:48,880
You came to see the movie too?
460
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,820
What are you saying?
461
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:52,270
Today's the day I...
462
00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:52,510
Shh!
463
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,060
Your seat is around here too?
464
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,450
How can you be so carefree?
465
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,530
I came today to finally abduct and kill!
466
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:02,450
Huh? Who?
467
00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:04,680
Of course you!
468
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,030
I told you I wouldn't do anything
that would make you target me.
469
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,680
You will!
470
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,540
Your pedophilia is...
471
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:16,100
Your voice is so loud.
You'll bother the other viewers too.
472
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,040
That's not all!
473
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,670
Since that day I've been...
474
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:24,520
...living in hunger
under a dark, cold bridge.
475
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,530
So the suspicious character that
started living under the bridge...
476
00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,890
...close to the school was you, huh?
477
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,230
So I'm going to take your life!
478
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:38,620
It's okay. It'll hurt a lot,
but you won't feel anything after that!
479
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:41,610
No! That means I'll be dead!
480
00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:45,850
This angel's serious!
481
00:21:45,850 --> 00:21:48,200
So then, Sakura-kun...
482
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:52,660
I know!
483
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,750
Dokuro-chan, wake up and save me!
484
00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:58,670
Damn it!
485
00:21:58,670 --> 00:22:00,460
Yeah, yeah! Yahoo!
486
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:16,310
No!
487
00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:31,210
Sabato-chan?
488
00:22:32,030 --> 00:22:33,990
Sakura-kun, are you okay?
489
00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:39,960
Yeah, Sabato-chan isn't looking
too good, but I was saved.
490
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:47,130
S-Sakura-kun, did you feel me up?
491
00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:48,430
My...
492
00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:51,890
Hold on a second, Dokuro-chan!
That was unavoidable!
493
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,350
Y-You know what?
It's your fault, Dokuro-chan!
494
00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:56,810
Hey, you have
to be quiet at a theater!
495
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:59,770
It's too late, but...
All the other people left, but...
496
00:22:59,770 --> 00:23:00,770
Come on, manners...
497
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,060
I'm sorry! Really sorry!
498
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,030
Sabato-chan, wake up!
Sorry for making you a shield!
499
00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:06,930
I actually survived!
500
00:23:06,930 --> 00:23:08,450
Anything but that!
501
00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:10,360
Dokuro-chan, just not that!
502
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,360
Just not...
503
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,790
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!
504
00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:21,480
Hey, Sakura-kun, wake up!
505
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,290
Let's play!
506
00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:26,970
You've been sighing
so much since before!
507
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,720
Your happiness is running away!
508
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,890
You don't have to say it!
509
00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:33,300
Why don't you just walk
around in practically nothing?
510
00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:35,380
Please leave me alone...
511
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:38,220
But being alone is boring.
512
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:44,100
Then I'll read
a book to you, Sakura-kun!
513
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,630
Huh, what book?
514
00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:48,130
Um, Flanders...
515
00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:50,240
Oh, the one famous
for its last scene.
516
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,410
Slave Dog of Flanders.
517
00:23:52,410 --> 00:23:53,950
Wait a second...
518
00:23:53,950 --> 00:23:58,700
Long ago, there was a human named
Nello and a dog named Patrache.
519
00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,960
O-Okay...
520
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,410
Nello said...
521
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:04,380
..."No! You can't, Patrache!"
522
00:24:07,060 --> 00:24:09,170
Is that really a normal dog?
523
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,490
"Master!"
524
00:24:12,490 --> 00:24:14,360
"I'm a dog!"
525
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,990
Stop, Dokuro-chan!
526
00:24:13,990 --> 00:24:17,100
Please let me go to sleep!
527
00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:30,280
Sakura-kun...
528
00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:32,930
...you're an idiot.
529
00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:48,960
yume nante motanakute ii
530
00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:48,960
You don't have to have a dream.
531
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:56,010
ima wo ikite iru nara
532
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:56,010
As long as you are living now.
533
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:07,020
shiranakute ii koto mo aru
534
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:07,020
There are things that you don't need to know.
535
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:16,660
INOCHI mamoru tame nara
536
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:16,660
If it's to save your life.
537
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:26,250
mamotte ageru
538
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:26,250
I will protect you.
539
00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:33,880
BOKU wo shinjite
540
00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:33,880
Believe in me.
541
00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:44,890
shinjitsu wa zankoku na mono
542
00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:44,890
The truth is a cruel thing.
543
00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:52,980
BOKU no koto dake wo ima wa
544
00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:52,980
Please look at just me...
545
00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:59,450
mitsumete
546
00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:59,450
...right now.
547
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:14,750
Next Time
548
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:14,750
It's School Outdoors! Dokuro-chan!
549
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:14,750
It's a Test of Courage! Dokuro-chan!
550
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:08,660
Next Time
It's School Outdoors! Dokuro-chan!
551
00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:11,090
It's a Test of Courage! Dokuro-chan!
552
00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:14,080
School outdoors, yay!
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