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There's way too much homework.
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It's not like we're in grade school.
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Today is especially bad.
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Why do they restrict their students' free time after school?
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What happened to education with breathing space?
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See you.
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Yup.
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Well, let's try our best.
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You too, Miyamoto-kun.
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If...
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...there's something I don't get in the homework tonight...
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...can I call you?
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Yeah.
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Well, see you tomorrow at school.
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Yeah. Bye, Shizuki-chan.
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Bye-bye, Sakura-kun.
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I'm home!
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No!
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Dokuro-chan, you look thinner when you...
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Ah! I'm sorry!
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!
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Man, you just promised this morning that you wouldn't bludgeon me!
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It's your fault for just coming in.
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Her name is Dokuro-chan.
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That's a separate issue!
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She's an angel that came from the future.
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No, it's not!
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For some reason, she started living in my room out of nowhere.
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You're the one who pretended not to realize and tried to see me naked!
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Can you believe that?
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I still can't believe it.
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.
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nande mo dekichau BATTO ESUKARIBORUGU!
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A bat that can do anything, Excalibolg!
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.
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mahou no gion de jinsei yarinaoshite ageru
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With the magical imitation sounds, I'll let you relive your life.
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iya yo dame yo konna no BAKABAKA
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I don't want to. You can't do such a thing, stupid, stupid!
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sonna ni GIRAGIRA shinaide
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Don't glare so much.
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onegai dakara eii!
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Please... yay!
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bokusatsu tenshi
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Bludgeoning Angel.
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chi shibuki DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan
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Blood-spray pouring, pouring Dokuro-chan.
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bokusatsu tenshi
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Bludgeoning Angel.
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shinzou DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan
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Heart pounding, pounding Dokuro-chan.
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funde shibatte tataite
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Step on! Tie up! Beat!
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kette jirashite tsurushite
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Kick! Tease! Hang!
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demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no
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But that is my "love."
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bokusatsu tenshi
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Bludgeoning Angel.
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BATTO de DOSUDOSU DOKURO-chan
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With a bat, bam-bam Dokuro-chan.
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bokusatsu tenshi
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Bludgeoning Angel.
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chi midoro dorodoro DOKURO-chan
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Blood-stained muddled, muddled Dokuro-chan.
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kitte nagutte nabutte
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Slice! Punch! Torment!
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sashite sarashite tarashite
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Pierce! Expose! Dribble!
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demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no
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But that is my "love."
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.
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It's a Bludgeoning Angel!
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Episode 1
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Dokuro-chan!
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It's a Bludgeoning Angel! Dokuro-chan!
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The box-shaped item on President George Bush's back...
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...was determined to be a blackboard
eraser by the infrared-ray sensor.
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Moving on.
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The fact General Secretary Kim Jong-il's glasses were fake became clear.
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They had no lenses, and the government is taking this fact seriously.
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Hey, Sakura-kun.
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What?
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What are you doing?
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A-As you can see, homework.
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What? Homework?
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Dokuro-chan, don't strangle me!
Don't push my Adam's apple!
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I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
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Mother! Mother! Mother!
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I'm going to be strangulated by Dokuro-chan! Let go, let go!
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Why are you doing your homework, Sakura-kun?
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Huh?
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I studied a lot before I came to your place!
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Does that mean that you'll do my homework for me, Dokuro-chan?
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No, stupid!
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It says it here in the books!
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The boy that had a cute girl intrude on him forgets about homework...
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...is told to go stand in the hall, and is supposed to get zeros all the time!
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Main characters in those stories usually aren't bright...
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Right? So you should play with me!
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Wait, the result and cause are reversed.
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They normally get zeros...
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Okay, you're white.
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I'm red, green, pink, black...
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"Gothello" again? You can't have a game with four colors against one...
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Listen to people!
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This is the real world, and it's different from the world of comics and novels!
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Then you can be pink.
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Either way, I only have one color!
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I don't like this Dokuro-chan original game! I won't play!
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I'm doing my homework!
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You can't! I'll be bored!
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Let's play together, Sakura-kun!
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Let's play! Let's play! Let's play!
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Hey, Dokuro-chan, don't lie down there!
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Your panties are on display and bothering me, so I can't do homework!
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Why?
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What?
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Oh really...
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Sakura-kun...
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...if I do this, you can't do your homework, huh?
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Don't look! Stay calm! Cool your head off!
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Look, look. Let's keep going honestly!
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Those cheap thoughts muddle the world's sexual mores!
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Who cares!
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Viva libido!
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No! No, no!
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My eyes! My eyes!
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Die, Reason!
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I'm home.
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Okay! I won't do my homework anymore! I'll forget it!
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Just stop, Dokuro-chan...
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Hooray!
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I'm home, Sakura.
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Doing your homework? I'm proud of you.
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Welcome home, sir.
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I'm home, Dokuro-chan.
Keep a good eye on Sakura's homework.
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Yes, sir!
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Hey, Sakura-kun.
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Oh, you just want me to play gothello, right?
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I'm going to school with you starting tomorrow, Sakura-kun.
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Oh, really?
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What did you say?
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I'm going to school with you starting tomorrow!
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St. Guernica Academy
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Wow, amazing! Amazing!
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Dokuro-chan...
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Dokuro-chan!
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No! If you do something here, people will...
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Dokuro-chan, promise me.
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Yes? You can say anything.
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Promise you won't bludgeon anyone at school!
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If you beat someone with your bat, we're totally done!
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W-What's with that "he just said something unexpected" face?
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You absolutely cannot bludgeon anyone!
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No...
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You can't say no!
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No!
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Hold on! Don't bring out
Excalibolg without warning...
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Oh no! I'm sorry!
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!
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Dokuro-chan, you idiot angel...
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Got it? It's not just me.
You can't bludgeon anybody.
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But...
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But what?
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If you bludgeon a classmate,
and they find out you're an angel...
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...it'll be a disaster!
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Why would it be?
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Just because.
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Not everyone's used to an angel.
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I don't really get it, but okay.
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I'll keep it a secret!
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You can't use your mysterious angel powers either of course.
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Angel powers.
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Or tear-gas bombs.
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Horizontal tear-gas bomb launching.
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It's a promise!
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Yes, I swear on that night's memories.
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Never happened.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Sakura! Who's that beautiful girl?
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Is she the new transfer student? It's her, right?
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Why you, you pedophile!
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I'm not!
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Is it true you're living with her?
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Damn it!
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Quiet, everyone!
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So I'd like to introduce a new classmate to everyone.
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We've been waiting!
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So please introduce yourself.
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Nice to meet you! I'm Dokuro Mitsukai!
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Please call me "Dokuro-chan"!
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Right now, I'm being taken care of at Sakura Kusakabe-kun's home.
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Quiet!
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Her parents are up north right now toiling with the Foreign Legion.
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Really?
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My favorite foods are oyaki, red sausage, and mayonnaise.
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I like guys who don't watch Kouhaku on New Year's Eve...
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...but watch competing programs.
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My height is 153 cm.
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Starting from the top, I'm 85, 52, 81!
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As you heard, Dokuro-chan has a nice body.
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I'm looking forward to gym class.
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Your seat is...
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Sir!
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I don't really know about the school, so may I sit next to Sakura-kun?
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True. Then...
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Hey, hey, hey! Hold on a second!
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Sir.
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Yes, Minakami-san?
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Shizuki-chan...
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I think it's the class representative's job to watch over transfer students.
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Shizuki-chan!
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!
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Not that! That's forbidden!
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Matsunaga-kun...
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Dokuro-chan, it's been bothering me awhile...
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...but what's that ring on top of your head?
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Sir, that's...
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This is an angel's halo. Because I'm an angel.
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That came out too easily!
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Did everyone hear?
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Dokuro-chan is an angel.
Don't leave her out just because she is.
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Yes, sir!
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Everyone adapted?
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Anyway, sir, the class rep
has turned into a monkey...
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...so I'll go next to Sakura-kun.
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True, that can't be helped if he's become a monkey.
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Please take care of me, Sakura-kun.
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Please hold on, sir!
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Aoki-san is next to me...
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What?
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Why? She was just there.
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Even her textbooks are gone.
Where did you go, Aoki-san?
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Everyone, Aoki-san was just here, wasn't she?
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This is scary. I'm a little scared!
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Matsunaga-kun turned into a monkey!
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Everyone, Dokuro-chan's an angel!
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Be more alarmed!
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Like, "Eek! An angel!"
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Why's everyone quiet?
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Sir! Don't go, sir!
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What, what? What's with that reaction?
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Dokuro-chan, what?
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Why are you in that pose with Excalibolg?
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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!
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The time has finally come, zansu.
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"Lulutie" has sent over an assassin, zansu.
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Okay, I understand.
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I'll try not to take my eyes off Sakura-kun.
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Their way is definitely wrong, zansu.
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Let's do our best, zansu.
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I'll go to him now.
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I'd like to borrow this.
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Sakura-kun.
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H-Hey...
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Shizuki-chan, got a moment?
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Good timing.
261
00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:29,000
I actually wanted to tell you something too.
262
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,500
What? She's confessing her love?
263
00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:34,590
That girl named Dokuro-chan, who is she?
264
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,460
Oh, Dokuro-chan, huh?
265
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:42,690
Sakura-kun!
266
00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:47,600
Sakura-kun!
267
00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,290
Could he be in the girl's toilet?
268
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,440
Shinji Hanaoka of 3rd-year class B...
269
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:07,550
...please come to the staff room.
270
00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:07,560
Really...
271
00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:08,360
I repeat.
272
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,390
You said you'd call yesterday,
so I was wondering why you didn't.
273
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,690
Shinji Hanaoka of 3rd-year class B...
274
00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:13,230
She gets in my way.
275
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,880
Speaking of which, is it okay to leave her alone?
276
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:20,200
Yeah, she was having fun with Minami-san, so it should be.
277
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,360
Anyway...
278
00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:26,280
Sakura-kun, where are you?
279
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,930
2nd-year class A's Sakura Kusakabe-kun!
280
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:34,210
If you don't come here soon,
I'll start telling your secrets one by one!
281
00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:35,240
Stop it!
282
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:38,670
First is where he hides his dirty books.
283
00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:38,890
No!
284
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:41,640
In the dictionary's case on top of his desk!
285
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,120
That stupid angel!
286
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:08,670
You saw them?
287
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,760
I-I didn't. More importantly, I'm sorry.
288
00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:13,500
I'm sorry myself.
289
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,590
Up we go...
290
00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:16,150
Are you okay?
291
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,330
Please use this.
292
00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:20,700
Thank you so much.
293
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,780
I'll wash it and return it,
so what's your address and number?
294
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:27,340
Don't worry about it.
This is the proper thing to do.
295
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,030
Come on, can you stand?
296
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:32,670
Yes.
297
00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:35,630
Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan!
298
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,960
An Assassin from the Future!
299
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,960
Episode 2
300
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,960
Dokuro-chan!
301
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,430
An Assassin from the Future! Dokuro-chan!
302
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,630
What?
303
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,520
Was all that up till now a delusion of mine?
304
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,520
Ow...
305
00:13:58,410 --> 00:13:59,900
She came back to life?
306
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,020
You saw them?
307
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:01,440
Not at all.
308
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,110
My skull...
309
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,280
Are you okay?
310
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:07,280
P-Please use this.
311
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:10,240
Thank you so much.
312
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:14,580
I'll wash it and return it,
so what's your address and number?
313
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:16,440
Don't worry about it.
314
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,210
Well, I'll be going now.
315
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:19,040
Please wait, Sakura Kusakabe-san.
316
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:23,710
Sakura-san, I have something really important to talk to you about.
317
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,340
Could you come to a deserted gym storage room with me?
318
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,220
Speaking of which, she has a nice body just like Dokuro-chan.
319
00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:34,560
She's pretty cute!
320
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,100
No. What am I thinking?
321
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,650
I do not know when Dokuro-chan's broadcast of terror shall begin.
322
00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:45,010
And going to such extents to call me means something...
323
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:48,910
Not merely something...
Rather, a major incident has occurred.
324
00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:50,920
And why am I talking formally?
325
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,200
Well, that aside, let's say it with courage!
326
00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:56,170
There are only 15 minutes till lunch period ends...
327
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:57,790
...but I'm sure we'll be fine!
328
00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:59,490
No, I'm so stupid!
329
00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:02,630
Sorry, I have a prior engagement,
so I can't go. I'm sorry. What?
330
00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:05,550
Even if you don't want to, you will...
331
00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,010
...if you don't want to die.
332
00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:09,610
I forgot to introduce myself.
333
00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:15,300
My name is Sabato, an angel who
came from the world of the future.
334
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:18,980
Sakura-kun, please come with me.
335
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,980
Also, what's pressed against your medulla oblongata...
336
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:24,570
...can fry a blue whale in a second.
337
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,940
"Super Electromagnetic Stun Rod Durendalte"!
338
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,530
A-Angel?
339
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:29,900
What's going on?
340
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,110
Found you, Sakura-kun!
341
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,860
Dokuro-chan, thanks for saving... me.
342
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,250
Oh no! Sakura-kun!
343
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,960
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!
344
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,920
That hurt!
345
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,450
Since you were trying to kidnap Sabato-chan...
346
00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:50,800
That's reversed! I was almost kidnapped!
347
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,320
Excuse me...
348
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,730
Oh, sorry.
349
00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:54,760
Speaking of which, you know her?
350
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:59,490
Yes, she's an angel who came from the future to kidnap and murder you.
351
00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,400
Wait a second. Why me?
352
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,560
Please listen. That's wrong.
353
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,290
She's the one trying to manipulate you.
354
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,120
She's a traitor to the angels!
355
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,600
You're wrong! I'm not wrong!
356
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,740
Believe me, Sakura-kun!
357
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,860
If it's true, you don't have to...
358
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:13,740
So believe me!
359
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,890
Not fair! Sabato-chan's fake crying!
360
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:21,410
I know that ever since Dokuro-chan arrived...
361
00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:24,300
...Sakura-kun's nightlife has become such a mess...
362
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,160
...while you can't go to bed at night.
363
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:30,380
Even though she looks like that, Dokuro-chan's really uptight.
364
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:35,840
It's often said by people,
"Sabato-chan, you're pretty easy."
365
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,050
Hey, Sakura-kun...
366
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:42,440
Let's go somewhere private.
367
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,480
Believe me.
368
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,610
If I stay this way tonight...
369
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:50,940
...I'll be hot, flush, miserable, and unable to sleep.
370
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:55,680
Sakura-kun! No, no, don't go over there. No!
371
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,080
Sabato-chan, my best move is a
front somersault with legs spread.
372
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:03,470
Then, Sakura-kun, please take
Dokuro-chan's halo off her head.
373
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:04,250
Yes, sir!
374
00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:05,750
No!
375
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:08,340
This is your fault, Dokuro-chan.
376
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:11,920
You always, always, always, always do things to me!
377
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,290
No!
378
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,840
Damn it!
379
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,200
How could I forget...
380
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:24,060
...that Dokuro-chan's halo slices like the sharp edge of a Japanese sword!
381
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:37,700
Stupid Sakura-kun!
382
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,450
What happened to her?
383
00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:45,040
If angels don't have their halo, they have really bad diarrhea.
384
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,380
Oh no...
385
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:48,100
Why'd I do such a horrible...
386
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:48,880
Okay, Sakura-kun!
387
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,770
Come with me.
388
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,090
The gym storage room is that way.
389
00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:55,840
What are you talking about?
I have no clue.
390
00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:59,300
Stay still and this will be a lot quicker.
391
00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:05,620
Sakura-kun.
392
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,140
Shizuki-chan, don't come here!
393
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,650
There's my chance!
394
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,620
It's cold!
395
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,040
Are you okay?
396
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,380
Got you.
397
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,970
Damn it...
398
00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:37,920
What happened?
399
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,390
I failed...
400
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:45,560
It's because you used an
appliance while soaking wet.
401
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,390
Sakura, what is this...
402
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:52,320
Sakura, don't tell me you...
403
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,280
I didn't do anything!
404
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,620
But she's a wreck.
405
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:56,620
She did that herself...
406
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:57,960
Just like a guy.
407
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,570
That's not true, Minami-san!
408
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:02,240
Sakura-kun has to die!
409
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:05,400
You did something only death can atone for, huh?
410
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,420
Believe in your friends a little more!
411
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,250
Hands off!
412
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:12,080
Hey, Sabato-chan, why do I have to be killed?
413
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,480
Because your future self...
414
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,790
Don't listen to her!
415
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:16,590
Dokuro-chan!
416
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:18,940
Dokuro-chan, you're okay now?
417
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,760
I got it all out already, so...
418
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,380
I'm going to say it.
419
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,380
No!
420
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:27,570
This is an image from the future 20 years from now.
421
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,190
It's not much different from now.
422
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:36,070
Aren't all the girls kind of young?
423
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:39,140
This is the cafeteria at a women's college.
424
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,030
They all look like they're in grade school!
425
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:46,860
The truth is that this is an image of
a future world that's made advances...
426
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,980
...on immortality technology.
427
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,460
And the one who accidentally discovers that technology is...
428
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,830
M-Me?
429
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:59,680
We angels don't forgive those
who try to get closer to God's domain.
430
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:03,880
That's who I'm with, "Angel Precinct of the Martial Law Council."
431
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,430
Alias "Lulutie."
432
00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:08,900
Dokuro-chan is the traitor of Lulutie.
433
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,470
You, the one who effectively discovers immortality...
434
00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:16,150
...must be killed in the past to
change the future, but Dokuro-chan...
435
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,610
I'll change the future without having to kill you!
436
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,700
I understood everything then.
437
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,480
Why Dokuro-chan was living with a guy like me...
438
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:30,890
Why she would get in the way of my studying, sleeping, and eating...
439
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,150
...and why she wanted to play with me.
440
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:37,300
It was all to stop me from discovering the technology of immortality.
441
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,340
Wait, but that image doesn't fit with immortality.
442
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,820
It's because the technology for
immortality was accidentally made...
443
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,490
...during your experiments to create a pedophile's world.
444
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:48,310
What?
445
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:53,840
You froze the appearance of every woman in the world at age 12.
446
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,310
Then they all became immortals.
447
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:56,810
Pedophile.
448
00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:57,550
Pedophile.
449
00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:58,340
Thought so.
450
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,300
Like I guessed.
451
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,780
Pedophile, huh?
452
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:01,920
Sakura-kun...
453
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,580
Shizuki-chan, please don't step back!
454
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,780
A world like that cannot be allowed...
455
00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:07,200
...you pedophile!
456
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,950
I can't accept a stupid story like that!
457
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,410
Right, everyone?
458
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:14,980
No.
459
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:16,410
It could happen with you.
460
00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:17,940
I have a little sister...
461
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,310
You were a good guy too.
462
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,200
The worst. You're not human.
463
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,880
Aren't you my friends? Stick up for me!
464
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,050
Hey, Dokuro-chan, what am I supposed to...
465
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,850
I won't mess up anymore.
466
00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:40,860
Prepare yourself.
467
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:47,030
What are you doing, Dokuro-chan?
Let go of me!
468
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:52,740
You're so persistent!
469
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,260
Oh no!
470
00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:00,630
This halo slices like the sharp edge of a Japanese sword too!
471
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,180
And on top of that!
472
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,480
What are you doing?
473
00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:25,010
Sakura-kun, you're a devil!
474
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:27,410
You remember this.
475
00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:29,450
I will definitely, definitely get you...
476
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,040
No, no! It's going to come out!
477
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,320
It's going to come out!
478
00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:42,210
More like... a little bit came out!
479
00:22:46,910 --> 00:22:48,200
Dokuro-chan...
480
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,340
Sakura-kun...
481
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:51,150
Yeesh.
482
00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:54,170
Well, I guess we could look
forward to a world like that too.
483
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,310
Good luck, Sakura-kun.
484
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,410
Guys, sorry to put myself on a
pedestal, but have more of a reaction!
485
00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:03,050
That was an angel too!
What about immortality?
486
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,570
Listen to people!
487
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,680
Sakura-kun.
488
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,070
Shizuki-chan...
489
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,250
I'm going to go on ahead too.
490
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,650
Okay.
491
00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:19,600
Dokuro-chan, I'm sorry for
taking this halo away before.
492
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,140
It doesn't bother me anymore, Sakura-kun.
493
00:23:22,590 --> 00:23:25,320
So give me the freaking thing already.
494
00:23:25,970 --> 00:23:27,170
Nothing.
495
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:30,020
Dokuro-chan, could it be you're angry?
496
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:31,930
I'm not angry.
497
00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:33,880
If I return this, you'll forgive me?
498
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,560
Yeah, I will, so...
499
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,760
Really?
500
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,060
Really.
501
00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:43,440
Dokuro-chan, I feel that I've been
misunderstanding you the whole time.
502
00:23:43,870 --> 00:23:47,550
To think that everything you
did till now was to protect me...
503
00:23:48,030 --> 00:23:50,900
Sakura-kun, you don't have to thank me.
504
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:54,120
No, please let me say it.
505
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,830
You seriously don't have to.
506
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,160
Thank you, Dokuro-chan.
507
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,000
And from now on...
508
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,870
W-What?
509
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:17,100
Dokuro-chan, what's with that huge smile?
510
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:21,020
What? Hey, why do you have Excalibolg out?
511
00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:24,360
Oh, I get it. Dokuro-chan,
you're actually angry, right?
512
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,650
Sorry. I'm sorry.
513
00:24:25,650 --> 00:24:27,650
I'm really sorry.
I won't do it again.
514
00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:29,860
P-Please forgive me!
515
00:24:31,010 --> 00:24:34,190
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!
516
00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:49,210
yume nante motanakute ii
517
00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:49,210
You don't have to have a dream.
518
00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:56,260
ima wo ikite iru nara
519
00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:56,260
As long as you are living now.
520
00:24:58,350 --> 00:25:07,270
shiranakute ii koto mo aru
521
00:24:58,350 --> 00:25:07,270
There are things that you don't need to know.
522
00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:16,910
INOCHI mamoru tame nara
523
00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:16,910
If it's to save your life.
524
00:25:16,910 --> 00:25:26,500
mamotte ageru
525
00:25:16,910 --> 00:25:26,500
I will protect you.
526
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:34,130
BOKU wo shinjite
527
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:34,130
Believe in me.
528
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:45,140
shinjitsu wa zankoku na mono
529
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:45,140
The truth is a cruel thing.
530
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:53,230
BOKU no koto dake wo ima wa
531
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:53,230
Please look at just me...
532
00:25:55,780 --> 00:25:59,700
mitsumete
533
00:25:55,780 --> 00:25:59,700
...right now.
534
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:15,660
Next Time
535
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:15,660
Cupid of Love! Dokuro-chan!
536
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:15,660
New Cinema Paradise! Dokuro-chan!
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