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What are you hiding in this place?

There's got to be something in this room that shows me what this Japanese

mobster is up to.

I shouldn't think he's coming back any time soon.

So, am I Sean?

Um... What are you doing back so early?

I thought I'd just, um...

Drop by.

See how you're doing, you know.

What good is a... You're not falling for this.

I was going to say, what good is a superhero without a supervillain?

Without me, there is no you.

Maybe I came here because I missed you.

No, you're right.

I came here because I was trying to see what you were up to.

I haven't heard from you or seen you for such a long time. I just thought you

were definitely up to something.

And I hoped that I'd be able to get one step ahead.

But apparently, not.

I'm going to have to do what?

I don't have to do anything because I'm in your room.

No, I won't do anything with you.

Yes, I am still Miss Spider -Man.

And he is still one hell of a hunk.

Especially... compared to you.

What exactly do you think your little tiny Japanese dick is going to be able

do for me?

Oh.

You're going to get that out and you think that that's going to get me

Compared to Spider -Man, that is nothing.

I mean, the only thing that looks kind of enjoyable is maybe your big swollen

head. But other than that...

You certainly lived up to your name with your tiny little Japanese dick, haven't

you? What kind of villain are you?

This is ridiculous.

Villain's supposed to be a big hard man, isn't he?

This is definitely not the case.

I'm embarrassed by you. I can't stop looking at it.

What on earth?

Don't come any closer to me. That is not happening.

What are you doing?

Get away from my feet.

No.

No.

You bit my foot.

Yes.

Spider -Man is going to be fucking pissed.

Why would you do that?

I am not doing that with you.

Ew.

Susie, get off me.

It's not happening.

If he finds out about this, he is going to be so pissed off at you.

I suggest you leave or you at least let me leave.

This is a bad idea.

No.

Seriously. He is going to be fucking pissed if you go anywhere near me.

If you have any idea what he's going to do to you, I would stop while you can.

He's going to be coming for me any minute.

Oh my god, I literally can't even feel anything.

You don't even know what to do with it, do you?

You're that pathetic, you don't even know what to do.

You expect me to feel any of this?

Look at this.

Oh my god.

No, this is absolutely ridiculous.

To begin with, I was morally offended, but this is just... Can

you even class this as sex?

I mean, what kind of side dick is this?

Oh my god.

You just need to stop.

You look stupid.

Oh my god.

Spider -Man.

It wasn't what it looked like. He honestly started forcing me.

And, well, he ripped my costume.

I'm going to have to fix it.

Anyway, he started fucking around with me and I didn't enjoy it. I let him

on because I thought it was quite funny.

He should be embarrassed. I don't know how he kept it hard on.

Yeah, you should fight him.

Oh, Thelma and Sean, you best watch out.

Oh.

That's it, baby. You get him.

Oh, I'm all right. That looked like that one hurt.

That's it, baby.

Use your whip.

Don't let him go in that box. I think he's got some gadgets in there. Don't

him go in the box. I think he's got gadgets in there.

Keep him away.

Oh, baby,

I love watching you fight.

Keep going, keep going, it does something to me.

Baby, I have a suggestion.

Do you think maybe you could get your cock out and maybe

compare them, see which one has the big alpha cock?

That would, um...

Let me turn me on.

Oh, that. See?

Samurai Sean.

That.

That right there is a cock.

Show me yours again.

Look how pathetic.

Look at this tiny, pathetic, yellow little cock compared to that beast.

Now, I want a Samurai Sean. Come over here.

Come crawl up here.

I would just like to compare the two of you. I hope you don't mind.

So hand me those gorgeous cocks of yours.

I want to see. So we've got little samurai Sean here.

Look how short he is. And then I want you to bring me your bad boy.

And then, this beast that he expects me

to put away, I keep telling him I'm no magician.

Can you see now why I was laughing at your pathetic tiny little dick now, Sam

Sean?

Because compared to what I have to deal with at home, this is nothing.

I mean, your cock, I reckon, I could fit in my mouth pretty easily.

But my mouth cock, it's surprising it doesn't show through that few of yours.

You do a really good job of hiding it, don't you, baby?

But, actually, I'll get to you.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You know, it doesn't even taste good.

Oh, whereas.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I can't even get the tip in with my hands.

But anyway, I was wondering if we could have a little battle of the cups

inside.

Spotted Lexi's mouth

You can win that battle.

You're coming all over me. You're coming all over my suit.

So now you've ripped my suit.

You've come all over it.

Ugh, just...

You sulk on the floor.

Can you see why a superhero like me could never be

interested in a supervillain like you?

You're just pathetic.

And actually, I can even smell the Japanese jizz on me.

Even that is offending me.

Whereas George's smells and tastes

perfect.

We were meant to be together.

We're totally the alpha male out of you two.

The alpha male out of most.

But you... Ugh, it's just embarrassing.

And you came so easily.

Such a turn off too.

I think you need to go and teach Samurai Sean another lesson.

Go finish what you started, baby.

Go on, boys.

Oh.

Oh, you nearly got one in there, Samurai Sean.

I mean, I could join in, but I don't think you need me.

is he gonna be getting up from there i don't think so oh

that's it baby put enough web on him and he'll stick

on the wall and we'll just keep him there for a bit because our plan a

bit more let me i'll add a little bit

think he's pretty pinned.

I think I'm happy with that.

Now,

Spider -Man, Spider -Man, Spider -Man.

Just watching you do that, it's got my nipples really fucking hard.

I just love watching you defeat a villain.

Love you. Show me how powerful you really can be.

You're so dominant and I love that.

I really, really need your big, fat,

long cock inside me.

And luckily, Sam and Sean over there have already ripped my suit open so I

actually have to take it off.

I can keep it on today.

Please, we've got enough time.

Please.

Then we'll be really, really, really, really, really, really quick.

Because I think you're right.

Someone probably did hear all that noise.

May have called a police. So, come help me.

I just want a little bit of you inside me.

Really, really quick.

You've got such a big cock.

Oh, I bet Sam or Sean over there is really gutted to just sit there and

He was dying to fuck me properly.

But I just... No,

he wouldn't have felt this good.

I love having your massive cock inside me.

I'm never gonna be able to get all this in.

Such a big...

Sam was sure he was missing out on that.

for me.

I don't feel that good.

Oh my

god.

Can you hear the police?

Yeah, there's sirens.

We're going to have to go.

You're going to have to take your cock out on me.

Sam or Sean, we're going to leave you to it.

um we're gonna let them find you and we're gonna be

long gone by the time they get in this building come on baby