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No, it's actually an excellent idea that we be hanging out and watching this

movie because you know, you never hear I like I travel for it so much and I feel

like when I'm here I never have a roommate. It's like exactly honestly

the exact same page like how you thinking for the longest time like you

exist like not that that's like a good thing or like a bad thing. Okay.

No, I get it. I get it. I'm never here. I'm never here because you know when

you're here you're by yourself. Exactly. Okay.

All right.

Oh, sure.

No, anyways, like, that was the thing, you know, a chance to even chat and get

to know each other a little better, right, you know.

Do you want some popcorn?

Thanks.

It's just getting really good.

You're in quite the mood, huh?

Oh, what's the matter? Is this something I know?

The thing is, I'm a recovering porn addict.

Like a little soft scene. I mean, that's nothing, right?

Yeah.

And I was, like, really hooked.

Like, to the point where it was so bad that even something as softcore as this

would be enough to move me.

So don't worry about it. You know, just... Oh, no, no, no. You don't have

that. No, it's fine. Honestly, like, I'm tired anyway.

I think I'll just... Go to her room and you can finish washing it. Like, I don't

want to ruin it for you.

Don't worry, but listen, but listen. You know, I got you. I understand, you

know.

Addictions, any addictions, you know, it takes a toll and you need to process

it. So if you need to talk to somebody, I'm here. Thank you, honestly. Thank

you. I appreciate your understanding. I think I'm just going to...

Enjoy.

Thanks.

It took me forever.

Did you get the curry powder?

Yes, it's right here.

And I got bananas and paper towels and I got extra fruit.

And, oh, I'm sorry.

It was supposed to be here.

It was an accident.

I mean, you know, I assure you, that's not going to happen again.

I remember.

I respect that.

You're fine.

I think I'm going to finish washing dishes and go in for dinner. Yeah, I'll

catch you.

Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay. I'm dating a girl. Her name is Mindy, and I totally apologize.

I just messed it up. I'm so sorry.

It's okay. It's fine. It's okay. I can easily see how you can mix Mindy and

Mandy. I mean, it's like a one -letter difference.

It's cool. It's fine.

It's so embarrassing, and I apologize. Please just delete it. Forget it. I'm

sorry. Yeah, I'll delete it. I'll delete it.

No,

no, wait.

I'm going to do all the fucking work, sir.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

What the hell?

Are you seriously watching porn right now?

Yeah.

Don't worry. It's not going to bite you. There's nothing wrong.

With everything you know about my addiction.

Chill. Look.

Nothing will happen. Just look at yourself.

Come on.

Come.

Look.

You're not going to die. Don't worry.

It's just entertainment.

It's nothing wrong. Nothing will happen. I promise you.

Just breathe. Exactly. Breathe. Relax.

Embrace the moment. Enjoy.

I didn't say long, just a little bit.

Don't deny pleasure in your life. Don't deny things that you want and crave.

Everything in moderation. You can have it all. Why to refuse that?

Is it even good?

Thank you, baby.

Thank

you,

baby.

Just five more minutes.

I'm not sure. Maybe it's too much. Just five more minutes.

I doubt absolutely anything.

You would do anything you said?

Yeah, I need it. Anything?

Yeah.

Hmm? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

What? What?

I'm just worried that this is going to become too overwhelming, and I... What?

What's going to be too overwhelming?

This. I mean... It's great, though.

Porn watching porn?

Porn watching porn?

Don't worry.

I'll always be here for you.