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- It's my first scan, it's not how I
imagined it, on my own.
- I'll come.

- I want you to be my wife.
- Yeah.

- Yes?

- I don't know if I can trust you.
- You're the one I really like, Amy.

- You're a good mate.
- Mate?
- Chris, I...

- Yeah, no that's fine, it's all
right.

- I won't let you down, Finn,

I love you.

- Is there any chance I could make up
for past mistakes?

You sure about going public?

- I've never been more sure of
anything in my life.

- WOLF WHISTLE

- Go on, get in there, Miss.

- The sooner the better, I think.

- Right, I'll come back for those. You
get on, have a nice day.

- Why don't you just leave them in the
car?
- They'll get nicked!

- Ruby, you're making me feel as if
I'm booting you out.

- Yeah, cos you are.

Steph, I just don't want to lose this
place.

The landlady only called back cos
somebody pulled out,

and I'm sick of playing gooseberry to
you and Ollie.

- Morning, Skinny.
- Morning, Gobby.

Here's all the year tens that will be
missing out on your class today.

- Oh, of course, the art trip. You'll
do anything to skive off, won't you?

- Excuse me! This isn't about having a
day off.

It's about inspiring my pupils.

Especially Amy Porter.

Honestly, she's so good at art and
she's genuinely interested.

- Well, I think maybe a refresher
course in sex education

is more appropriate than a blooming
art tip.

- Oh, ye of little faith.

- It's like going on holiday.

- Yeah, check out the art gallery,
then hit town(!)
- I'm serious, Finn.

- I'm being serious too.

You should know that by now. Listen,
today's just about me and you.

Whoever else tags along, that's their
look out, yeah?

Well, at least Chris is going with
you.

Somebody simpatico to have a natter
with.
- Yeah.

- Oh, come on, you know you want him.

- But I know no such thing. Anyway,
he's in lurve, now, isn't he?

- You're joking aren't you?

He's only been with that friend of his
for a week

and it's not like he's been harping on
about her.

- Good. I don't want to know anything
about it.
- Cos you're jealous!

- And you're too interested. Have you
not got your own love life?

- I have actually, and there's been a
bit of a development.

- What? Come on?

- Adam. Adam!

- Hey, how are you?

- Fine, really good, actually.

In fact, I'm moving out of Steph's
this afternoon.
- That is great.

- Yay!
- And you're still, you know, off the,
er...?

- I haven't taken any pills since you
helped me.

Cross my heart.
- Well, I'm glad to hear it.

- Well, I mean, it's all down to you,
actually,

because I just can't thank you enough.

- Well, why don't we just put it all
behind us, yeah?

- Yeah.

Phil!

- I was hoping she'd decided to move
schools.

- You'll be all right, mate.
- No, I won't.

But there's nothing I can do about it,
is there?

- Come on, chin up, man!

Come on.
- Here, play on.

- Babes!

- Are you OK? We've been dead worried.

- I was so nervous about coming back.
What people would say.

- Well, don't worry about Miss
Lipsett,

she's on a course.

- Yeah, I know, Miss Mason told me.

Philip won't even talk to me.
- Well, his loss, innit?

- Come on.

- Give me the ball.

- Maybe you should come and, you know,
come and see the place?

Have a glass of wine at least, anyway.

- Well, actually, me and Rachel are
going out to dinner to celebrate.

- Celebrate what?
- Well... Aah, here she is!

- Oh, hi, are you ready?

Er, hi everyone, can we just have a
little word?

Adam and I have something to tell you.

We don't want to make a big deal, but
we do want to deflect any more gossip,
so...

- We're getting married.
- Yeah!

- Wonderful!

- Congratulations!
- Thank you.

- Oh, I am so pleased for you!

- (Woe betide him, is all I can say.)

- Well done!
- We haven't set a date, but we don't
want any fuss.

We're just telling you before the kids
catch on.
- Congratulations.

- Well, congratulations, the pair of
you!

Looks like it's love's young dream all
around.

- What? Are you getting married as
well?

- No, no, I'm not getting married but
Oliver is moving in with me today!

- Dad didn't say anything to me!
- Hey, I hope I haven't stolen your
thunder.

- Well, we're still one up on you -
you're not engaged.
- Yet!

- Anyway, we know it's a big day
today.

Don't want to hold any of you back, so
business as usual, and thanks.

- Erm, right, we'd better go, cos the
coach will be here in a sec.

- OK.

- Chris, erm...

are you OK with everything?

You know there'll always be

a spare bed with your name on it.

- I've really got to get going, Steph.

- I know we've had our problems in the
past, but maybe we should just

put them behind us now that me and
your dad and practically...
- Yeah.

- You're not all right with it, are
you?

- I just didn't realise it was so
serious.

I always assumed it'd fizzle out.
- No, I think you wanted it to fizzle
out.

You've got to let your dad move on,
Chris. You're not a kid any more.

- Yeah I know that.

I just...

I just don't want to see anyone get
hurt.

It all seems very convenient to me.
- What do you mean, convenient?

- Did Dad tell you it's his and Mum's
wedding anniversary today?

- No, but I don't see how that's
relevant.

- It's totally relevant.

He's chosen to do this today on his
wedding anniversary

to make my mum jealous.

- He seems happy enough.
- Look at his world, do you

really think that you fit in?

Look, erm..

I'm sorry, Steph. I don't want to
upset you, it's just...

- Sam.
- It's awful outside.

- I know.

Lauren. Come on. There's plenty of
seats at the front.

Siobhan, put that away, please, no
food on the coach.

Hiya, all right?

Amy, hiya, looking forward to today?
- Yeah.

- You should get a lot out of it,
you're very talented.

- That's what I keep trying to tell
her.

Major talent, I should know.

- Sorry about that.

- Thought you'd miss the coach,
gassing away with your future
step-mother.

- Pack it in.
- Maybe you and her could

have a double wedding.
- What?

- Your dad and Steph, you and your
girlfriend?

- A, my dad's still married to my mum,
and B, if Anna and I got married,

I'd chose something a bit more
romantic than a double-up with Steph
Haydock.

- All right!
- Look, I'm just not up for any more
hilarious jokes

about my dad and Steph, all right?

- OK, fine, point taken.

Don't say any of that to Steph,
though.

She means well, she has got feelings.

- Right, here you are, give me that.
I'll finish up here.

You go and have a sit down, have a
rest.

- I'm pregnant, I'm not ill.

- Why does she have to be in all my
classes? It's like there's no escape.

- There's plenty other girls, man. You
just have to get over her.

- Do you not think I would if I could?
Oh, God, she's coming over.

- This is stupid, Philip.

I want for us to be friends.

- Yeah? Well, I want for you to be not
such

a lying, cheating, lesbian cow.

But we can't get what we want, can we?

- Do you know what? Scratch what I
just said.

You're an idiot and I wish I'd never
met you.

- Smooth(!)
- Mature(!)

- What am I going to do?

- I don't know, mate. Put yourself off
her, or something.

Cos you're starting to act like a
total woman.

- It's actually quite embarrassing.
- Look, you've gone and put her on a
pedestal,

there must be stuff that puts you off
her.

- Has she got bad breath or smelly
armpits?

- I love the way she smells.

Look, I'm sorry if I was a bit sharp
with you earlier.

We've got the whole day together with
this lot.

Let's try and make it as fun as we
can.

- D'you know what? It should be me
who's apologising.

I was being insensitive and I was
being nosy, and...and pregnant!

God, to be honest, I just, I just...I
can't wait

to get back to being normal.

- Normal?

- It just, it makes you think, doesn't
it?

You've got Rachel and Adam,

and they're getting married, and then
there's me,

who's just done it all the wrong way
round.

- Hey! Loads of people bring up kids
on their own.

Anyway, you're going to meet someone
eventually, aren't you?

- Yeah. I will.

If I can be bothered!

It's good that you've met someone
special though, innit? Anna?

- Yeah, it is, she's great.

- Good.

Are you kidding me?
- This isn't a list!

- But you said pros and cons.

- Yeah, cons, plural. You've only got
the one!

- Con number one, "She's gay."

- Pretty much a deal breaker.

- Look at all the pros, man! There's
loads.

You didn't even try, Philip!

- What's the use? I miss her, and
that's that.

I probably always will.

Right, take it easy getting off the
bus please.

- All right, get yourselves straight
in, please, yeah?

Straight in, and remember it's a
gallery, it's not a zoo.

- Or a knocking shop. Let's show some
respect, shall we?

I'll keep my eye on Finn today.

- Thank you. Come on.

OK, the exhibit that you're going to
see today

is all about love, which as we all
know, is a multi-faceted thing...

- Found you. "Ros McCain, pros and
cons.

"She's a great kisser, she's got
beautiful eyes..."

- What's this?
- I found it in the common room.

- Who wrote it. A girl?

- Nope. Her ex. Philip Ryan.

- Aww.
- Poor Philip.

- Ah "Poor Philip!" Crap!

"She's the only one in Year 12 who
won't end up working in a chip shop."
- Excuse me?

- No wait, there's more.

"She's NATURALLY pretty, unlike the
slappers she hangs around with.

"She's even nice to those thick bimbos
on the netball team."

- Thick?
- Bimbos?
- Where's that?
- Right there.

- Hi.
- Pardon me, I'm sure.

I've got the Year 12 assessments

you asked me to bring up.

- You don't have to go.

- Really? You could have fooled me.

- Maybe I'd better leave you to it.

- No, no, no. I'll leave you to it.

Three's a crowd. Just maybe make sure
your door's locked next time.

- Steph, can I have a word?

- I'll see you later.

- That was really out of order! My
door was closed.

Have you been crying?
- Sorry, I shouldn't have said
anything.

- What's the matter?
- Can I have a tissue?

- Come on, everyone.
- Keep up at the back there.

- So, the subject of Homer's Odyssey

is the importance of resisting sensual
desire.

You can see the sirens here are using
their sensuality

to lure the sailors to their deaths.

- Typical. Blame the woman!

- OK, well this is where art gets
interesting, OK?

Cos understanding the symbolism helps
to understand

the painting's real themes,

although everybody interprets them
differently.
- It's kind of lonely.

- Fantastic, Amy. That's what's
important -

your reaction, as well as what the
artist is trying to convey.

Can you expand on that

and tell me why you think it makes you
feel that way?

- Amy can paint better than that.
- Don't be daft!

- I'm sure Amy knows that she's got
some hard work to do to develop her
own style.

- She's already developed it.

It might not be as fancy as all this,
but I can see it,

even if you can't.

- OK, anybody else. Can anyone else
tell me how it makes them feel?

- Sir, I'm just going to go to the
toilet, OK?

- No, not OK. Can't you wait till we
break?

- Yeah, if you want the next exhibit
to be called "turd on floor".

- LAUGHTER

Come straight back.

Right everyone, if you follow me into
the next room and the next exhibit.

- Every man I have ever gone for,

bar none, has ended up using me.

And every time I've gone back for
more,

like some sort of village idiot, and
I'm just fed up, Rachel.

- So, don't put up with it, Steph.

You know, turn the tables, get your
dignity back.

- Dignified and alone, eh?

- There are decent men out there.

Obviously I assume that I'm with one
of them,

but if it all went wrong with Adam...

I think I'd rather be on my own and
still have my pride.

- I know you're right.

And I'm sorry I had a go at you.

Cos I know Adam's a gentleman.

You deserve someone like that.

- So do you, Steph, you do.

Don't settle for someone you can't
trust.

It's your life. You're in control.

- First things first, write a nasty
message on Philip's page.

I like it!
- It's good.

- Oh, no!

Oh, what is this?

- Who are you calling a slapper?

- Well, no-one really, uh, not...

- Philip, it's here in black and
white, what you think.

So not only are you a pig, you're a
liar as well!

PIG, PIG, PIG, PIG!

- ALL: PIG! PIG! PIG!

Thanks a lot guys, brilliant
suggestion(!)

Not only does Ros hate me but the
school does as well.
- Go to your lessons, man!

Stop it! What you throwing...?

- OK, so this painting's called
"Lovers",

which I think you'll agree is fairly
obvious.

- No, not really, he looks like he's
strangling her.

- That's cos they're at it, Sam.
- Thank you, Josh.

- If you'd like to follow Miss Scott,
she's going to show you the next
painting.

I'm going to go to check on Finn.
There's no way he should have been
this long.

- Hang on, where's Amy?

- I knew it!

- Aah, acrylics in a pen. Check out
the colours!

- How much?

I haven't got that much on me.

- Aaw! Thanks, babes, but I don't need
presents if I've got you.

- Amy! What are you doing in here?
- I was just looking.

- And where's Finn?
- Well, how should I know?

- Because he's your boyfriend and he's
disappeared as well.

- He went to the toilet, didn't he?

- Amy, you know you're not supposed to
wander off, don't you?

I thought you were enjoying the tour.
- I am.

I...but...

- Then please don't spoil things by
making me have to punish you.

D'you know what? You have got such a
good eye, so much potential,

you could really make something of
yourself.

Don't let Finn stand in your way.
- He's not!

I mean, I wouldn't. I won't, Miss.

- OK. Come on.

- She's gay!

No Finn? He's not in the gents.

There he is.

Oi, where've you been!

- Been looking at these two love
birds, Sir.

You know what? That could be you and
Miss Campbell, that.

- Less of your lip. Go and join
everyone else.

Anna!
- Chris.
- What are you doing here?

WOLF WHISTLES

Yes, all right, everyone, Anna's a
friend of mine.

Sorry...

Kim, could I join you in a second?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Sorry, you're working.

You mentioned you might visit here,

so I popped by on the off-chance I
might get lucky.

- Great!
- Is it?
- Yeah, of course.

- Only, it's been a couple of days and
you haven't called so I just thought
that, maybe...

- No! No, I've just been busy at
school, you know?

- OK.

- Yes, I'm serious, no I need you to
listen to me...

- OK, so...gosh!

Congratulations!
- Thank you.

- You kept that quiet.

- Well, we wanted to tell everyone at
once.

So, how is it, the new flat?

- D'you know, I haven't actually seen
it yet.

I just thought I'd better take what I
could, get out of Steph's hair.

But it'll be fine.

- Well, of course it will, with your
design skills.

- Ooh, er, do you want to come over
and see it with me later?

You could help me move my things, and
have a glass of wine?

- You asked me that this morning.

I'm going out. With Rachel.

- Oh, yeah.

- I'll catch you later.

- OK.

- Finn? What's up?

- Nothing.

I just don't want to cramp your style,

"hold you back", know what I mean?

- I can't help what Campbell said!

- Maybe, but you agreed with her,
that's all I need to know.

- What d'you mean?
- If you're with me, you're with me
100%.

- I am. I...
- You made your choice, Amy.

It's over.

- Kim, could you do me a favour?

When we break for lunch, would you
mind if I meet Anna for half an hour?

- That's not very fair, is it?

- It's only in the garden outside, I
didn't think you'd mind.

- Yeah, but, you know... that's when
this lot

are more likely to kick off, isn't it,
lunch time?

- Right.

So is that a no then?
- No...

Oh, forget it!

You go, you have a good time, it's
just me being hormonal that's all.

- Only if you're OK with it.
- I am, I am, it's absolutely fine.

Honestly, I'll be glad to see the back
of you.

- There you go girls, read that over,
it's fantastic.

- What are you doing?! That's my
personal business.

- It's not you he called a slapper.

- How could you?

Like I haven't been through enough
without you spreading it round the
whole school.

- This is all your fault, what we
going to do about it?

- PIG! PIG! PIG! PIG! PIG!

- Steph!

Steph!
- What are you doing here?

- I'm not going anywhere till you give
me an explanation.
- Oliver, this isn't the time.

- You left me no option.

You can't just break up without
telling me why.

I was supposed to move in with you
tonight, for God's sake!
- I know, on your wedding anniversary.

Well, isn't it?
- Yes, I suppose it is. How do you
know?

- Your son told me.
- Chris?!

- Unless you've got another one. Look,
not here.

- All right, everyone. That's lunch.

Make your way over to the gallery
restaurant please.

Here, let me give you a hand.

You look like a sumo wrestler.

- Why don't you just call me a fat
cow, Chris?

- Sorry, that's not what I meant.
- Good job I'm not coming for lunch

with you and blondie, I might scoff
the lot!

- Kim, is there some reason why you...

..why you wouldn't want me to go for
lunch with Anna?

- I've said go, haven't I? Let me give
you a bit of advice, though.

Don't mention her weight, it doesn't
go down too well with the ladies.

- I wasn't saying you were fat, I was
saying you were pregnant!

- Well, you should go,

you'll be late for Anna.

- Finn, I'm sorry, Finn.

Finn, look, I'll give you 200%.

Like, infinity!

Whatever I said to Campbell, she can
do one, cos I'd do anything for you.

- It's about trust, Amy.

You've got to trust me.

All we've got is each other.

That's what I feel. That's what I
want. But if you...
- No, I do too!

You're all I want.

All I've ever wanted.
- Yeah?

So while you were running off after
Campbell, I was putting my neck on the
line trying to get you this.

- It's over, Steph. She's accepted it
and so have I.

Tonight's just another night and
Christopher knows that, so what he's
playing at, I don't know.

- I think I do.
- The point is this is all nonsense.

If my son's got a problem with me
having a girlfriend...
- No, you're not getting it.

it's not you having a girlfriend, it's
having ME as a girlfriend.
- That's because he's a snob!

He can't see through the bluster, to
the real you.
- What bluster?

- Nothing, you know, joie de vivre.

It's what makes you you, though.

It's charming. I mean...

I'm hardly in a position to criticise.

At my age I'm lucky to hook up with
anyone!

- I feel so...special.

I've got to go. I'm on playground
duty.
- Well, stuff Christopher!

We won't tell him, it's none of his
business anyway.

- No, Ollie, listen.

I think I deserve more than "better
than nothing."

- A little picnic. I thought it was
quite romantic.

- Yeah, it's great.

Thanks for getting all this.

- It's all right. I thought it was a
bit weird when you didn't call.

I mean, I don't want to be like some
sort of stalker,

but going from being friends to
something a bit more

is a bit traumatic at the best of
times,

so I thought it would be nice to know
we were in it together.

- Yeah, course we are.

- So, what's going on?
- What?

- Why the radio silence?

- Erm...I...I don't know.

Well, my feelings have been kind of
been all over the place.
- Mine too!

Right, I'm going to put my cards on
the table.
- No, Anna, it's fine, you don't have
to.

- No, I want to. Cos, you see, I
always wondered

what it would be like if we were
boyfriend and girlfriend and not just
friends.

Cos I always wanted it. For years.

And everyone I ever went out with
never quite measured up to the mark.

I told myself, I said, we're better
off as friends,

cos I'd only be disappointed,

but the thing is, I wasn't.

Cos, you see, the thing is...

I've never felt this way about anyone,
the way I feel about you,

and, well, I can't believe it could
just be me, so...

Oh, God.

- I'm sorry,

I want to, it's just...

- OK, everybody, listen up.

After lunch we're going to be doing
our own art, yeah?

So what I want you to do, I want you
to pick out your favourite piece

and then I want you to interpret it in
your own way, OK?

- You shouldn't have to copy this
rubbish, it should be your paintings
on these walls.

- You're just saying that cos you're
biased!
- I believe in you, Amy.

- I believe in you too, babe.

More than you know.
- Then show me.

- What are you going to draw then?

- I'm going to copy the picture of the
little girl.

- I'm going to do that abstract one
with the red line.

- That'll take you about a minute!
- That's the point, genius.

- I dunno, babes. We could get into
serious trouble.

- If something's easy, it doesn't mean
anything, does it?

I just want you to show me that you
love me.

- I assume this wasn't intended for
public view,

but I'm absolutely appalled

that Philip would use such Neanderthal
terms for a girl.

- Peer pressure. It's a powerful
thing.

By the looks of it the poor sod will
be regretting it.

Teenage girls take things so
seriously.

- You're actually defending this?!

- Please, I'll take that. Just give me
these and we'll...

- From what I can see, Philip's been
saying nice things about Ros.

She must be flattered. It's you lot
slagging her off.

- Can you not read, moron? It's about
what he's been saying about us.

- You're making it worse!
- Course he is, he's got a Y
chromosome.

- Speak English, woman!

- Sexism is insidious, and this
impressionable age

is when sexual stereotypes really take
root

and I'm not having it in my school,
with pupils or staff.

- But this is all over a few turns of
phrase.
- What, like "thick bimbo"?

- No, like "slapper".
- I'll give you slapper.

- Ow, what are you doing?

- You're out of order, disgusting, and
you agree with this?!

- Are you accusing me of being sexist?
- You're not in a hurry to deal with
the problem.

- They're kids, it's what they do! Let
them sort it out between themselves.

- Hang on. When they put these things
on the wall, they involve the school
and me.

- Now you sound like the head teacher.

- Well, I am!
- When we got engaged, you promised to
treat me like an equal.

Am I not entitled to my opinion?

- Am I allowed to disagree with it?

- ALL SHOUT

- Hey, listen now. Pack it in!

This hate campaign against Philip has
gone way too far. I don't know what he
wrote, but this is bullying.

Yeah?
- It isn't about Philip any more, it's
about the lot of them.

Women are so much better than men.

- We can do well better without them.

- Yeah? You took the words right out
of my mouth.

- Well, you're stuck with each other,
so learn how to get along.

- If you're going to do this, why not
properly? Huh?

Why don't we decide once and for all
who's better - men or women?

Yes?

General studies with Mr Budgen this
afternoon, let's debate it,

see who can win the battle.

- I don't think this requires a full
scale debate, does it?
- Maybe you'll learn something.

- It'll be the girls that learn
something!
- Save it till next period!

- They are going to kill each other!
Do you know what you're doing?

- Are you assuming that because I'm a
woman, I don't?
- Don't even go there!

No matter how much I try and pretend
it was just a crush or that I'm over
it...

..I'm just not.

- Who is she?

- She's the reason I can't seem to
feel anything for anyone else. Even
you.

I mean, any bloke would be lucky,
you're so lovely and clever...

- Spare me the platitudes.

Who is she?

- It's Kim.

You've met her.

Oh, no, the baby's not mine.

She's not with the father any more,
thank God!

Not because of me,

because of him.

She's been hurt.

- You obviously care a lot about her.

- Yeah, for all it's worth.

- Tell me about it.

She doesn't know she's born.

- I'll remember and tell her that.

- Someone should.

- Are you OK, Miss Campbell. You're
not having your baby, are you?

She's only having the baby!
- No, I am not having the baby!

It's just Braxton Hicks, that's all.

They get more frequent the more
pregnant you are.
- They aren't like real contractions.

It's like preparing the body for
labour.

Like a practice run. Yeah, my Auntie's
a midwife.

- Great, thanks for that, spot on,
Lauren.

Anyway, let's stop talking about that

and get on with the next activity, all
right?

- Well. Mr Mead isn't here.
- No, well, we will just have to get
on without him, won't we?

Right, can you get your trays,

put them all away, start to get your
sketchbooks out please.

- Not that you'll be needing yours.
- I'm scared.

- Don't be. All great artists take
risks,

it's the only way to get noticed.

- You think I'll be a great artist?

- There's only one way to find out,
isn't there?

- Yeah, good work girls.

Good choice there, Amy, don't forget
to put your own stamp on it if you
can.

- I'll try.

- Finn!
- I can't breathe.

- What? Are you all right?

Can someone help me, please?!

Try and keep calm, just keep calm.

Could everyone stay back, all right?
Stay back.

Just give him some air.

- GASPS AND WHEEZES

- Excuse me, can you call us an
ambulance please?

Breathe in and out for me.
- Is something wrong?

- Yeah. He collapsed.

I had to call an ambulance.

- Are you all right, Finn?

- Yeah, I'm actually feeling much
better now.

- What's going on, Finn?
- I must've had one of them panic
attacks.

- A panic attack?
- You've gone too far this time.

- Where were you Mr "I'm onto him"?

Sorry, can we cancel the ambulance? It
looks like it was a false alarm.

- There's a problem in Gallery 5!

- Chris!

- Amy! What are you doing?!

- Stop right there!

- Amy!

All right, take your hands off her.
- Finn!

- Leave this to me, please.
- Left to you, look what happened!

You're guests of our gallery. This is
disgusting!

- I think it's brilliant, me!
- It's us, Finn! Can you see?

- Is that what your panic attack was
about?
- I helped her and I'm proud of her.

Bansky wouldn't have to apologise.
- Amy is not Banksy!

She's a vandal and a disgrace to the
school!

Do you think that Banksy would draw
all over someone else's art?

- Let's deal with this in the office,
shall we?

- You as well, Finn.

Kim, look, you just stay here and calm
down, yeah?

- Yeah, cheers, my hero. Thanks.

- Right, sshh, sshh.

Right, settle down.

Boys are better than girls.

- SHOUTING AND ARGUING

- Shh!

Paul, you're on the debating team?

- Right, OK, yeah.

This house would argue that boys are
better than girls, because...

Because...?
- He doesn't have anything!

- Because girls take ages to get ready
before they can even leave the house.

- Yes!

- SHOUTING

Come on, that's a lame argument.

- It's not lame, it's true!

- Have you been out with Bolton? He
takes hours!

- Look, guys are faster, stronger, so
what does that make us?

Better athletes, thank you very much.
- No, no, no, that's not true!

OK, who's the best basketball player?
- Me.

- No. Sam Kelly. And what is she? A
girl. Thank you.

- Right, how come girls can only play
three sets in Wimbledon?

You know, they might look tight in
their tight skirts and things,

but they can't play five sets like the
man! Innit?!

- DOOR OPENS

Miss Campbell?

The gallery have agreed to let the
school deal with Finn and Amy,
provided we can pay for the damage.

And the rest of the kids have to stay
in there away from the collection.
- Right, where's Amy and Finn?

- In the security office, waiting for
a taxi to take them back to school.

Nancy can go with them. Or you, if
you've had enough?

- Wow, got it all sorted out, haven't
you?

Shame you weren't about when poor old
ineffectual me couldn't cope, eh?

- Look, I shouldn't have left you for
so long. I got caught up with Anna.

- Yeah, OK, spare me the details.
- Not like that! She was upset.

- Chris, I couldn't care less about
your love life!

Let's just get on with the rest of the
day.

- Hang on, you're over-reacting, Kim.
I was a bit late, that's all.

I remember you bending the rules when
it came to your love life,

so don't pretend you're perfect.
- Hang on a minute, you let me down!

Just admit it.

You stay with these, I'll go and see
Amy and Finn.

And I'll stay, thank you.

- It's a known fact that boys are
better breadwinners than girls.

- Point of information - that depends
on what career.
- Exactly!

- No it doesn't.
- Yeah, it does.

- Men are the best chefs now. We've
even taken the kitchen from you.

- Exactly. Men get paid more than
women, so what does that tell you?

- Hang about, hang about, what about
Ms Mason? She's a woman.

Is anyone going to say that she
doesn't have to run the school?

- Seriously, man. Whose side are you
on?

- Do you know what, I'm going to say
something.

Right, things are changing, OK?

Women are achieving positions of power
in all sorts of industries,

and we've had to work that much harder
to get there,

so that arguably makes us better than
men.

Because we're stronger and more
determined.

- And we won't take crap from people
who write lists about us, Philip!

- ALL: PIG! PIG! PIG! PIG! PIG! PIG!

- Right. Let's stick to the topic
please, huh?

- Amy.

I gave you a chance, and you blew it.

- Seems that way.

- Is this what you want?

Look at me! Is this what you want?

To ruin your academic career and your
self esteem for him?

- Can I go please?
- Yeah, yeah, go on.

Anna?

Uh, it's Kim.

- Yeah, I know who you are.

Look, I just wanted to say that Chris
happens to be a friend of mine.

I don't want so see him get hurt, so I
think you should leave him alone.

- What? What are you on about?
- I think you know what I'm talking
about.

- Girls cope with stress better
because we actually talk about things.
- Yes.

- No, what you mean is, women go on
and on and on...

- SHOUTING

- Analyse everything, whereas us lads,
we get on with it or we take action.

- I've over-analysed everything since
the day I was born, I wish I didn't
but I...
- Philip.

You're a boy.

For the purposes of this debate at
least.

- This is stupid.

I don't think that women are better
than men.

I just think women are better than men
at understanding things,

especially emotional things.

And I think that men can be really,
really immature and hurtful.

- And if we're better at understanding
and stuff, then we're better at
everything.

- Everything?
- Everything!
- What about fighting?

A girl can't go to war if she's got a
baby on her hip!

- If she didn't have a baby on her hip
there'd be no wars to fight - the
human race would cease to exist.

- And if there were no men, women
couldn't have babies anyway.

- Guys!

Can't you see that, all things
considered,

the partnership between boys and
girls, men and women,

in society, needs to be teamwork.

It's as simple as that.
- And teamwork requires mutual
respect.

- Fair enough.
- Any more pearls of wisdom from the
great unwashed?

- Uh, sorry you're going to have to
continue this debate without me.

- Look, Ros is right.

Some men don't take things seriously
enough.

We're all here because I wrote down a
stupid bunch of stuff,

because I was...

Because I am immature... and
disrespectful.

I was hurt...

..but I honestly never meant to hurt
anyone.

And I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

- So what is it exactly that I'm
supposed to have done?

- You might like the idea of Chris
pining after you,

but if you're not interested then let
him go.

- Pining? Hang on a minute, I thought
that you two were a...

- There is no "us two".

How's he supposed to know what he
feels if he's got you leading him on?
- Well, what's he said?

- Not much. But it's obvious you're
giving him mixed messages.
- Mixed messages?!

- You're going to hurt him badly if
you're not careful.
- Hang on a minute!

This is ridiculous. I'm not giving
mixed messages!

Anyway, how do you know how I feel or
don't feel about him?

- So you are interested?

- Yeah. Yeah, I am but work
relationships always go wrong so...

- Whatever.

I just hope one day you know what it
feels like to want someone who doesn't
want you.

Because take it from me, it hurts.

- OH!

OH!

OH! Aaargh!

Help me!

- These are valuable works of art,
entrusted to us by their collectors.

- OH!

- The painting your classmate
vandalised will need specialist
cleaning to repair,

and even then it may never be the
same.

- MOBILE RINGS

- Right, hand it over!

- That's a verbal warning for you, Mr
Mead.
- Pay attention to what's being said.

Sorry about this.
- As I was saying...

- Kim? Dad.

I...

Yeah, I had a chat with Steph

and I might have mentioned your
anniversary.

- Help!

- You've made fools of the teachers,

the gallery, the school and yourselves
- I'm disgusted.

I'm truly disgusted.

The school's going to have to pay for
that damage.

Your parents are going to have to
contribute.
- My old man can afford it.

- Don't you have anything else to say?
Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?

- It was something we had to do. We
were expressing ourselves, Miss.

- I see Finn's doing the talking for
you, as usual.

- No-one died, did they?

- I've called your parents.

I've recommended they don't let you
see each other any more.

Amy, I'm going to move you to a
different form group

and you're both going to be on
solitary detention

until I decide your futures at
Waterloo Road.

- What is this, prison?

- If you were a couple of years older
that's where you'd be going.

So count yourselves lucky.

Come on, get out.

Come on!

Take them to the cooler.

- What are we going to do?
- Don't worry about it.

No-one can keep us apart.

Come on.

- Excuse me, have you seen my
colleague?

The one that's pregnant?
- Um, yeah.

She went into the lecture room with a
friend.
- A friend?

- Help me! Ow!

Help me! Chris!

Chris!

- Kim?

- There's blood, there's blood.
- It's all right, it's OK, it's OK.

- I'm bleeding.
- I'm here now. We're going to get you
to the hospital.

- I still think women are better than
men on, like, every level.

- See you later, yeah?
- Yeah, bye.

- Listen, Philip.
- Look, Ros...

I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.

I know I've hurt you.

But...

I just...I kind of couldn't help it.

- You know what, though?

After writing that stupid list it sort
of made me think.

There's so much stuff about you that I
like.

There's just this little thing sort of
makes it impossible for us to be
together.

So can't we just hold on to the other
things

and stay mates?
- That's what I want.

I've missed you.

- Any sign of the coach?
- No. I've tried Kim and Chris

and they've both got their mobiles
off.

- Must be the traffic, huh? Are you
OK?

- Yeah, thick-skinned, me.

Just as well.

- Do you need some help with those?
- My taxi hasn't showed up.

- Well, why don't I give you a lift?

- Oh, thank you.

Yeah, I don't know how I was going to
get it all in, cos I'm on the third
floor.

- Well, er, just one minute.

I'm going to give Ruby a hand moving
in.
- What about our reservation?

- See you there? I just feel a bit
sorry for her.

- Adam, are you sure that's not what
exactly what she's hoping for?

You mustn't let her get dependent on
you.
- Her life's fallen apart just as ours
is coming together.

It's the least I can do as a friend,
helping her with a couple of boxes.

- That is why I'm marrying you.

Go on, then.

Hey, girls, what's going on? Where's
Miss Campbell?

- Mr Mead had to take her to hospital.
She was bleeding. They had to call an
ambulance.

- Oh, my God.
- It wasn't Braxton Hicks. She's going
to lose the baby.

- I'll go.
- Oh, please let me know as soon as
you hear anything.

- Yeah, of course.

- Christopher Mead?
- Yes.

How is she?
- I'm afraid it's a clot, which means
we can't keep the baby inside any
longer.

We're going to have to perform an
emergency Caesarean.

- She's not due for a month.
- The baby's premature, yes, but I
don't see a problem if we act quickly.

Kim's signed consent, so we're free to
go ahead. But she's asked to speak
with you before we operate.

- Yeah. Yeah, course.

Hey.
- I'm really scared.

- Come here.

- Will you stay with me?
- I'm not going anywhere.

I won't let anything happen to you,
yeah?
- And the baby as well?

- I'll be right here, I promise.

- Right. Let's get you lying down now,
Kim.

We need to get her down to theatre.

- I feel the same.

- What?

- I feel the same.

- Wow!

It's, er...

It's compact.

- It's filthy.
- Yeah.

Just needs a good clean, eh?

- Yeah. Look, er...

You know, thanks very much but I don't
want to keep you

and I've got my work cut out for me

getting this place fit enough to eat
in.

Not that I've got any food cos I was
going to go to the shops later.

- Why don't you start scrubbing? I'll
get some supplies so at least you can
eat something.

- Will you be late for Rachel?
- No, not if I'm quick. I'll see you
in a minute.

- Could you cut, please?

OK. Just hold it there, thank you.

- BABY CRIES

- Hi. Hello there, little fellow.

- HEART MONITOR BLEEP CHANGES

- Let's get this bleeding stopped as
quickly as possible.

- Chris.

How is she?
- Er...

It's a boy.

They're checking on him now, but he
seems healthy and he's breathing well.

- Good.
- But there's been a problem with Kim.

She lost a lot of blood and her
pressure's dropped more than they'd
have liked it to.

- Yeah, but she's going to be OK?

- They're working on her now.

That's all I know.

And something for you to celebrate
your new house.

- Oh, that is great. Let me get a
couple of glasses.

- No, no. I really do have to go now.

- Well, let me reimburse you first.

- Look, consider it a housewarming
gift. Really, it's fine.

- You've just been so lovely to me.

No, you have.

Just everything you... you've done
and...

you know, what with the tablets,

you've just been such a support to me.
Thank you so much.

I just think you're brilliant.
- Look, as long as you're OK,
that's...

Ruby!

- Oh, I'm sorry.

No, I'm so sorry, I...

No, because you've just gone above and
beyond for me and then you lied to
Rachel.

- You know that me and Rachel are very
much together.

Look, you have just... You've just
misunderstood.

- Yes. Sorry.

I'm so sorry.
- It's OK. Look, I really do have to
go. It's...

It's fine.

BABY CRIES >

- Here.
- Oh, thank you.

Steph, what I said this morning.

I shouldn't have.
- I know.

- I've found it hard, my mum and dad
splitting up,

but I should never have stuck my oar
in like that.

- Let's just focus on Kim, eh?

- Yeah.

She told me she loved me.

Before the operation.

Well, at least, she said she feels the
same way I do, and since I love her
then...

- Well, it's about time she admitted
it. It's been obvious to anyone who
cared to look.

- Good news.

She's in recovery.
- Oh, thank God.
- Can I see her?
- When she's had a good sleep.

But if you'd like to meet the baby,
follow me. I'll get you gowned up.

- Great. Oh, just a second.

Steph, however I came across today, I
am ashamed of myself.

You're a lovely person, and I'd be
proud to call you my step-mum.

- Well, it's not really an issue any
more.

The truth is,

I wouldn't fit into your dad's world.

- SHE SCREAMS

SHE WEEPS

SHE BREATHES HEAVILY AND ERRATICALLY

I'm sorry.

- Ruby?

- She is so...

- Needy?
- I guess, yeah.

- You don't think she's got a crush on
you, do you?

- No.

Why?

- Don't know.

Seems to have latched on to you.

I don't want to sound possessive,
but..

- Well, what woman would be able to
resist me?

- You...

- Is he all right?

- He's perfect.

- Is he definitely a boy?

- I haven't checked myself, but... I'd
take their word for it.

They're pretty good at what they do
round here.

Here's your mummy.

- Hello.

- You had me worried there for a bit.

- I'm sorry.

- I forgive you.

- For everything?

- Stay away from each other at break

and we'll keep you separated in
lessons.
- No, you can't do that.

- I came to tell you I'm filing for
divorce.

I think it's best.

- You want us to take our clothes off?
- It'll be done tastefully, Jo.

Miss January.

- RAUCOUS SHOUTING

- Miss, you locked her in. You can't
do that.
- I just did.

- You're a mess, Ruby!

- Rachel, I... I'm so sorry.

- Get out.

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