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the dramatic conclusion of the
Vanderpump Rules reunion there were a

months where I didn't hear from her and
I was like Wow, so she did use me.

Literally, you'd be mad at me if I
didn't own up to it, and you'd be mad at

if I did.

I can't win. I didn't have a choice,
Duffy. There's always a choice.

Why didn't you write the contract then
and give it to me to give to him? Lisa,

because you did this behind my back.

Well, you made me promise not to tell
any of your friends for the longest

and I didn't. You were trying to
blackmail me. Why did you have sex with

that night?

I think that was a really dumb thing to
say. I'm tired of not pretending there's

an issue here. Can we talk about it? You
go, I'm tired of pretending to have fun

with you.

Part three of the Vanderpump Rules
reunion starts now

Lisa, last year at the reunion, Stassi
told us for the first time that her big

problem with the group was how the issue
of the sex tape was handled.

If I hated somebody and I saw that
Derek's boyfriend was showing a video, I

would get on the phone immediately.
First of all, I would say, put that

shit away.

And I would call someone immediately.
No, you watch it and you let everybody

else watch it. Yeah, because I wanted to
see.

what this whole thing was, so I knew if
you tried to do something with it.

You were involved in that. What was your
place in that?

Well, I mean, she was very, very upset
about it, and I'm protective of all of

them. It was something that would have
been very, very embarrassing. You put up

$900 to make it go away. I did, yeah.
How was it $900 and not $1 ,000? Listen,

I'm not good at making a sex tape. You
know what I mean? It was only worth

Couldn't even break four figures.

It wasn't about the money. That's why
when she came in and she kind of threw,

you know, said, here's the money. It was
never about the money.

But you and Ken had gone to my parents
and told us every time you saw us, you

guys would say, you owe me $900. No, I
wanted you to acknowledge it. And I even

said, give it to charity. I didn't give
a damn. I wanted you to acknowledge it.

Lisa, I was so appreciative that you
were willing to help. And then when I

talked to you on the phone, I said, I
will not give him a dime unless he

I didn't have a choice, Dorothy.

There's always a choice.

Really? I was saving your ass.

But he walked away with the video.

Do you think he was going to give it to
me? He could go right now, tomorrow.

And before she did that, I said, please
don't do that without getting him to

sign something. No, which is why I had
asked. Please make him sign a contract.

I said, please, nobody give him anything
unless there is a contract. No, no, no,

no. That wasn't the conversation.

Please, oh, my God. He's going to
release it. She didn't want him to have

to donate to you about it. She was
listening.

Okay, I want to move on I want to move
on James, why did you decide it was a

good idea to share every gory detail of
Lala's sex life with your boss?

Lisa Vanderpump at a dentist's office.
They told me that she was the infamous

The night before, and then we met up the
next day. Are you kidding?

Yeah, dude. What?

What do you mean, what?

Room job.

What are you talking about? I am not
talking about it. Give it to me. You

to look at that?

Okay, so... That was awful. There's
nothing you can say to defend yourself.

I'm not trying to defend myself.

Nico got to me, and I didn't like the
fact that she was in bed with him the

night before getting in bed with me.

Why tell me?

Oh, well...

I mean, we were just chatting about
relationships in general. We were

about Max's relationship. I haven't even
talked to my kids about sex. There's a

difference between speaking about a
relationship and speaking about

that goes down in my bedroom that I
have. Right, right.

Well, you've spoken out about stuff
that's happened in the bedroom with us,

right? You've outspoken Max to the
world.

Let's just say my condom drawer is full
of magnums and James would not be able

to use any of those.

I didn't...

find you at age 19 and stick with you
through college and the draft. I don't

care how long you were with him. I do.

I know you do, but it was a matter of,
you know, I understand that that was

wrong about Spoon and the Beans, and I
do apologize. I'm mortified about that.

I'm still mortified. I feel awful that
he's put in the position that he's put

in. And this has literally, we can't
even speak. I mean, we've blocked each

other's numbers. Oh, really? Did this
cause?

Yes. Like, this is something, like, I...

He didn't sign up for this. No, and this
was not, I mean.

You did, James, you know. I did, but I
didn't drop his name, nor will I now. It

doesn't matter.

You know, you did.

What goes down and what went down is
nothing weird.

Yeah. I don't think so.

I was kidding, I was kidding. I was
laughing, but it was like a cringe

Just to have someone who I cared about
very deeply no longer in my life because

of this is a really shitty thing.

So. Well, darling, don't cry.

Nope, we're not going to cry over him.
It's all good.

Speaking of puckering and pouting,
Katie, why was the launch party for your

fashion blog such a tough ticket?

Well, it's something that I've been
working on really, really hard and

proud of for over a year. And I wanted
to keep the guests as small. Most of the

people that were coming have been people
that have been supportive of it, people

that are helping with the party, like
people that even knew what was going on

even had known me for more than five
minutes. And I thought I was maybe doing

damage control rather than them like
finding out and being like, oh, what a

bitch. She didn't even mention it to me.
Like if I had people start showing up

to come and yell at their ex
-girlfriend, I mean, that looks bad on

you for doing that. Wait, what?

What? Were you talking to me? Yeah, I
was talking to you. Oh, I didn't hear

Yeah, thank you for embarrassing me in
front of the owners of the salon by

showing up to come yell at her when I
specifically asked you not to. I don't

want you in my life. Shut up. I'm a
f***ing man, all right? I walk up to

f***ing ugly boyfriend upstairs, shake
his hand like a f***ing bloke. You, on

the other hand, are cringing and shaking
every five minutes, calling me f***ing

names non -stop.

I know, I apologize for crashing the
party. Thank you for almost tarnishing a

relationship. That's awesome.

Kristen, you're the queen of stomping
into parties when you're not invited.

did you think when James showed up at
Katie's?

I wanted nothing to do with him. It was
just like, what is the damage control

that I can do for Katie right now? If I
take it downstairs, if I go have this

quick conversation, will he just leave?

Or if I refuse right now, is he going to
start yelling at me in the middle of

the party? And then, in turn, he did
scream at me because he didn't get his

So at the party, Schwartz gets a text.

from Stassi.

Why do you think she reached out to you?

Because I'm the second weakest link.

No, no, no.

That's what Jack said, right? That's so
true.

We did have a very close relationship.
Like, you know, we hung out without

Katie. Why did you go to him? George is
so level -headed and reasonable.

And so, and I was close to him for so
long.

He did such an amazing job, the
conversation they had.

When you severed ties with Katie, it was
so cold and so rigid. And you were just

so ruthlessly dismissive that it was
like, I mean, it was just disgusting.

You were a bitch.

The first time I've ever seen him stand
up, especially, you know, on Katie's

behalf. It was really, it was great to
watch. It was good for you. Katie, what

was your reaction when you saw him stand
up that way to Stassi?

Oh, I think I described it as, like,
poetic, almost. It was amazing. Like, it

was just, like, eloquent. Like, he, I
mean, he read her. It wasn't poetic.

killing her bitch sounds like poetry to
me. She needed to have the smack.

brought down upon her. I don't know if I
was the right guy to do it, but I was

the guy who was. No, you were absolutely
the right guy to do it, because I

respect what you have to say. I mean,
if, like, Jackson would have delivered

that, I would be like, get the out of
here. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

Stassi, were you surprised by how he
came across you? Heck yes, I was

You were. I was, like, shaking in my
boots. I'm like, is this for real right

now? So after laying down the hammer,
you invited her to your engagement

Why? Well, because, I mean, she knew
those tears would get them.

Well, and I do think they were authentic
tears, Tom, since they were alligator

tears. I thought she was being sincere,
and I thought she had earned it. Maybe

I'm a sucker.

Hey, I'm not saying that those tears
weren't real.

I just feel like...

You're a smart enough person to know
that, okay, like, I'm going to go in

Schwartz is going to bitch me out.

I'm going to feel bad. If I start
crying, he's going to feel bad.

And at the end of the day, I'll probably
get what I want. It'll probably work. I

didn't expect Schwartz would actually be
like that. I never expected that. And

you know what's weird is that, like, you
keep thinking, I feel like people who

think people are calculated might be
calculated themselves. You snapped back

him and said, I didn't kill your dog.
Because I don't ever question somebody's

motives, like, ever.

Because I'm assuming that everyone's
just, not when they're, what?

When they're being nice to me,

I do not question why they're being nice
to me.

I don't question somebody apologizing. I
don't question that.

I feel like... For me to go and humble
myself like that, it sucks.

I don't like it. I hate apologizing.
Well, you wouldn't have had to do it in

first play.

Literally, you'd be mad at me if I
didn't own up to it, and you'd be mad at

if I didn't.

I can't win.

Coming up... I can make a comment on
whatever the hell I want to make a

on. You're going to give an opinion that
I disagree with, and you're going to

rip on one of my friends. You're going
to get it handed right back to you.

We're back here at Sir with the cast of
Vanderpump Rules.

At Lala's house party, Stassi approached
Sheena and made up with her.

Sheena, did you think that Stassi was
sincere that night?

I did. And at the end of the
conversation, it was like we were

each other so deep in the eyes that it
kind of freaked me out for a second. But

we were able to see each other's truth.

And once we had that conversation, her
and I got really close.

Then when filming Rap, there were a
couple months where I didn't hear from

and I was like, wow, so she did use me.

So she did just want to get Katie back,
and now that they're back and they're

hanging out, she doesn't want anything
to do with me.

And then in Utah, her and I actually had
a really good conversation. Which was

last month.

Yeah. We all went to Utah for Katie's
30th birthday.

We had so much fun. It was just put on
onesies.

I've talked to her every day since.

Wow. I am learning that each friend has
different needs.

And I kind of have, I am a selfish
person. We all know this. And I'm trying

to be and realize that not everybody
wants.

The same type of, like, I don't need to
be responded to on a text all the time.

Sheena needs a response.

People need different things out of
friendships, and I realized that, like,

okay, that's what Sheena needs. I think
most people need a response from a text.

Katie got everyone together on the beach
to see Schwartz shiver and complain

through engagement photos.

I'm not doing it.

Schwartz, is that what models do?

More or less, yeah. Yes? Before your big
day at the beach, James was over at

Pump getting fired.

James, what is your version of the
story?

All right, well, I'm going to say now,
please don't interrupt me while I'm

speaking.

Basically, I was at Pump. Kristen, lo
and behold, shows up yet again.

you know, egging me on, talking about
how she's, like, messaging DJs and all

this. I was, like, honestly, like, what
the hell?

And then... You were drunk.

Yeah, Pumping Glories, mate.

They wind me up. You can't even taste
the alcohol, and I swear to God, they...

Okay. So, um... So, yeah, Kristen
came... Kristen, when she shows up, she

provokes the situation.

No, I didn't provoke anything.

Oh, why did you show up? We were at the
bar, and he got in my face. But why were

you there?

There's a hundred bars.

I don't even want to be in the same city
as him. He makes my skin crawl. Then

why do you show up at his work, man?

Come on. You know what you're doing,
Kristen. You know James is delicate.

We all know James is delicate.

He's vulnerable.

He's got a tiny little fuse.

I know, but you know that. You are
holding the matches. And you would sew

a place so hard. We didn't have anywhere
near him. We literally went to the best

bar. You're not welcoming me back.

Gabe, go f*** yourself. Oh, shut up,
okay?

Being in the same room with him right
now is making my skin crawl. Welcome to

our world.

Unfortunately... Will someone f***ing
speak up on my behalf so I don't have to

keep doing this?

I don't know your behalf.

Let's go back.

James...

basically got into an altercation with
her. We're yelling at each other.

And then Richardson, like the star
waiter, like nicest guy ever, comes up,

to defuse the situation.

And obviously, Junk James is like in his
face, mind your own business, blah,

blah, blah.

It was just like now just me fighting
with whoever the fuck was in my way. And

Richardson is the kindest, sweetest,
most hardworking guy who's worked me for

seven years. Didn't you say you're
beneath me or nothing?

He said, you're not talented. You're
nothing. You're beneath me.

I'm above you. I'm James Kennedy.

After watching that back, I was
horrified. I really was. He just needs a

face punching. Not for me. Did you have
a conversation with James?

Why did you feel the need to suspend
him? No, she fired me. How many times

you been suspended before? You have to
understand.

You're asking, really?

I've been suspended once in 50 years. If
I don't back up my staff, and I have,

what, 250 of them or whatever, then
there's going to be complete anarchy,

God's sake. He has to respect somebody
who's above him. And so he's hanging on

by the skin of his teeth, and he's
working here one night a week. Is he

or are you DJing? No, I'm DJing now. You
are? Yeah.

Did you ever think maybe,

Drinking is not something that agrees
with you.

Yeah, I'm just going to try my best with
you to do better.

Ariana, at the beach, you were offended
that Kristen had kind of dipped her toe

in the sketch comedy world.

Wow, has she been taking sketch classes
or did she just kind of like decide she

was going to start being funny or?

I thought it was pretty funny. I mean,
if you're going to do sketch comedy, you

should maybe take a class or something.
I don't know what she does in her free

time. I take sketch comedy very
seriously, so it offends me when people

think that they can just do it.

I don't buy a camera and then call
myself a photographer.

What does that have to do with my
comedy?

How would you even know?

Do you know anything about anything? I
asked the question, and nobody seemed to

have an answer. I said, is she taking a
class? Is she training?

Is she just...

Going to go ahead and decide she's funny
after being psychotic, but... I think

she's having fun with it. Yeah, why do
you think that's a big of a deal? It's

not trying to be a profession. I don't
think she's going to open up the Apollo

tomorrow. Why do you care what I do? Why
do you care about what I'm doing? Why

do you make fun of my TV? Why do you
make fun of my comedy?

Why are you ripping on my best friend,
who is a brilliant stand -up comic and

a great...

That was so... I had heard your jokes,
but I didn't think they were original.

She does this four or five times a week.
She's going on a USO tour.

Because you're a fucking idiot.

You mean to tell me that if there's 50
people watching her do stand -up, all 50

of those people think she's brilliant?

Absolutely.

Her jokes that I saw on YouTube were
unoriginal. And you know what?

And you know what?

And you know what? And you know what?

And... I haven't heard anything you're
saying, by the way. You're literally

yelling in the blank space. Rachel
despises you. Thank you. That's like

Trump supporter despises me. And it's a
compliment.

And I appreciate that. Thank you.

So anyway, as I was saying...

I just see so many people work so hard
to try to get their stuff seen, and for

that to be filmed and put possibly on
national television, I was like, well,

that kind of sucks.

That's the nature of the industry.

Why can't you do that? I can make a
comment on whatever the hell I

want to make a comment on. Well, you're
going to give an opinion that I disagree

with, and you're going to rip on one of
my friends. You're going to get it

handed right back to you.

Jax, you had a real deep moment there
with Peter. I don't have a ton of people

in this town to talk to besides you and
Tom and Tom, so for me to lose my

friends would be huge to me. No.

I don't have anything else.

The thing that got you and made you
break was the idea of losing your

What do your friends mean to you?

I mean, they're everything, you know,
especially these two, Tom and Tom. I

if I didn't have them...

It's interesting, though. You're talking
about what the Toms mean to you, yet

minutes before, you had kind of ratted
Tom out to Kristen about what they were

saying about the comedy show. We were
talking about your sketch comedy before

you got here.

And then when Ariana got involved, she's
like, I'm sorry, I've been trained in

sketch. I take this really seriously.

I'm not a malicious person.

I'm not. I just do a lot of stupid s***.

Even if we did get asked about s***,
somebody's comedy show or whatever, it's

immediately used as ammunition against
us.

Do you ever think maybe it's not
ammunition, it's actually like, it's a

to the things that you're saying?

Do you maybe think that we're acting in
response to the way that you guys are?

When I say I'm tired of not pretending
there's an issue here, can we talk about

it? You go, I'm tired of pretending to
have fun with you. I mean, okay.

I've been kind of pretending like I've
been having a good time around you guys

for a long time, so.

But don't say we use it as ammunition
when you say things that are, like, kind

of f***ed up and hurtful.

Like, why is it your ex -girlfriend
invited on your birthday trip? Like,

not f***ed up.

Like, I don't want to be with, I don't
want to be married to you. Like, I made

mistake. Why didn't you take any
responsibility for that?

Coming up. When Katie has a feeling, it
trumps anything and everything else.

Exactly. So he's not allowed to disagree
with you?

Back with the Vanderpump Rules reunion.

Stassi wasn't the only big return of the
year.

We also saw Tequila Katie again.

I started trying to justify a little bit
Ariana's behavior.

More just trying to see where she came
from. Katie just lost it. From there on

out, she was raged texting me for four
hours. The bubble never stopped for one

second. Schwartz, let me share some of
Katie's greatest hits with you.

I can't believe I thought you were
marriage material.

You should sell the ring.

Thank God I'm not pregnant.

That's her warming up.

I'm not kidding.

What did you do? I forgot. Call me a
scumbag and say I don't want to dinner.

Well, I don't know. I don't want to get
too far into it.

You were sensitive all day. You were
complaining all day. We were doing our

engagement photos, and he's like, I
don't want to be here. I didn't like

they were piling on Ariana, and they
were getting the gang mentality going,

then everyone was sort of...

Talking tracks, and I was just trying to
see her side of the story, just trying

to be a voice of reason, big mistake.

And then she went off on me, and then
she tried to make some outrageous claim

that I was secretly in love with Ariana.

I was like, you're a scumbag for doing
that. And then it just snowballed from

there. It was epic.

You're not you're not nice and all day
my feelings were hurt and then for you

be like oh Why are you yelling area? I'm
like well. I told you what I was upset

about what she's told me So why are you
coming to me and saying that like well,

but I was completely I was like well
Katie has a feeling

Start me give you a hug

You just, you need to calm her down. Not
fight with her, not yell with her.

She has a feeling. How do you know this?
Because we've had to do it. Yeah. So

he's not allowed to disagree with you?
That's the question. Yeah. I'm getting

upset. Rather than antagonize me. No,
no, no, no.

She doesn't want to be challenged ever
when she has a feeling. Because that's

her feeling and that's what matters
most. She does not want to be

She just wants to feel like you guys are
a team.

Katie, when you send those texts.

Do you believe what you're saying or do
you think you're punishing him? No, I

just want to think of the meanest thing
I can say next. Got it. So just tell me

right now, make it perfectly clear to
me, what do I do?

Hug her.

Hug her. Support her.

I wasn't listening. Try and reason with
the other side.

To end on a positive note, I want to say
that as a testament to our

relationship, we were able to get over
that in a matter of like 24 to 36 hours.

I think a big part of it was, you know,
after you've seen Lisa Vanderpump

topless. Like, it makes everything else
just insignificant.

What has that got to do with anything?

Is that a nipple?

Dude, I am taking that. Click.

Going right to the highlight reel.

Dude, she's really...

I tell you the worst thing. Oh, that
thing was glorious. You didn't show

They took that picture and they were
running around the house. We were

around the house. Pretending to jerk
off.

When you say, am I doing two jobs at
once? Yeah.

I wear many hats.

What are they doing?

They had a picture of you.

What picture?

I don't know.

That is too much.

That's definitely a joke.

I made an ill -timed joke. I'm sorry.
You did make an ill -timed joke. Ariana,

one thing Jack said about you and Tom
was that you were withdrawing from the

group. Do you understand why Jack would
say that? I have individual friendships

within the group, but I've never once
wanted to...

be a part of this group think of like,
well, we decided this and we decided

that, that Jax kind of lives in that
world.

Jax, you said that Tom and Ariana were
living on their own planet and that

Sandoval was more fun when he was with
Kristen.

In the beginning of Tom and Ariana's
relationship, I never seen Tom so, he's

happy. I hate, I'm sorry.

It's a major, no, it's a major upgrade.
I'm sorry.

I just think he was just amazing.

I can't believe how much different of a
person he is. And then over time, I just

think he kind of, distance themselves
from the group.

I think that was a really dumb thing to
say.

And I don't mean it in a mean way. I
think you guys just choose to do your

thing.

There's nothing wrong with that. Maybe
you had more action together during that

time. No, no, no. You feel because
you're in a tight relationship with

and you feel like you've lost your
friend a little bit. Well, that was

met Bernina as well.

Yeah, maybe that's it. I'm not jealous.

It's not jealousy. I know, but you're a
little possessive.

I'll say I'm possessive. I just feel
like, I don't know, it gets a little

competitive. It seems like Jax is
unsupportive of your music career.

Look, I know Jax well enough to know
that maybe, I don't know, maybe he's

jealous. I don't think he's jealous. I
just say, I think he's the most talented

person out of this whole group. Amazing
actor, musician.

It's just when he gets something in his
head, he goes full steam, hardcore.

Like, I want to be in music. It takes
him out for like a month, and then it'll

die down. And then the next month, it'll
be an action. Speaking of for a month,

I've been playing music. But I mean, you
have such a drive with it. I think what

it is is that Jax likes to be, sorry,
but he likes to be number one.

And so when there's like a lot of
attention, say on Sandoval, I think then

that's when he's like, stop it. What did
you mean when you said you're the

number one guy in the group? You know
what?

Dude, stop acting like you're the number
one guy in this group, man.

I'm the number one guy in this group.

Are you f***ing kidding me, Jax?

F*** you, man.

Right away, I was in the wrong. You know
how you say something like, sh**, I'm

sorry, I'm sorry. Like, right after I
said it, I go, can I take you outside?

sorry. Schwartz had had his ass reamed
out that night, and I felt bad for him.

And I just wanted to, like, check in
with my homie.

And I just was like, Jax, can you
f***ing chill with your drunk ass? You

wasted. And I'm like, dude, let me have
a little talk with Schwartz and just see

if he's okay. And he just, like...

Is that what he said? Do you even
remember saying it? Yeah, I do. I do

saying it because as soon as I said it,
I knew I was in the wrong.

Let's switch gears for a minute. I want
to talk about Palm Springs.

Katie, you turned down the invitation to
go to Palm Springs but decided to

surprise them.

Why was the element of surprise
important to you? I was like, well, we

invited and it would be really great to
kind of catch her off guard because I

really want to see the genuine. I want
to see the authenticity. And if she

doesn't know I'm coming, I will know.

Pretty much right away.

Surprise, bitch. Hi.

Come here.

Okay. Come here.

Let's go talk.

Are you still worried? So when you sat

there across from her on that couch,
what was it that she said that made you

feel that she was genuine? How did she
get through to you?

I wanted to ask her why she cut me off.
I needed to know because I didn't

believe the reasons before. It didn't
make sense considering I'd been such a

great friend and so close to her for so
long that me going to Miami, that was

enough to end it all. When I feel a
certain way about someone, I don't go on

vacations with them and pretend to all
get along. Okay, that's your decision.

You are the last link to them.

To know that she could recognize and be
accountable for that was important and

also to take accountability for...

The fact that I didn't deserve that, and
I was an amazing friend, and have

humility. I didn't think she was ever
capable of it. The fact that she did, I

was surprised by it.

I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Thank you for apologizing.

I've been waiting for that for a really,
really, really, really long time.

Humility was a big selling point for me,
too.

I've said it a bunch of times.

Good luck for you.

Again, it's not fine.

We'll be right back after this.

Coming up... Why did you have sex with
James that night? I tried to kind of

him out, and then he told me he slept
with Jenna, and it was just like... And

you still took your pants off that
night?

We're back with the Vanderpump Rules
reunion.

Sheena, you encouraged Katie to go see
Stassi. You drove all the way to Palm

Springs. Why did you seem to become
instantaneously jealous?

All you guys are like having fun and
hanging out and all friends again. And

like, cool. All I can think about is my,
one of my best friends. So I thought

like. doesn't see me that way and
doesn't like me anymore.

It was insecurity.

It was PTSD from the way they used to
treat me. And it just, all of those old

feelings of the three of them and me
just kind of came back.

So let's talk about Carter. How long
have you been together?

We met at the end of July.

And Katie had a one -night stand with
him last week.

Maybe it was Tequila Katie.

Ask her.

She's one of the first friends I made
here. Jax introduced me to Carter. And I

introduced Carter to Katie, and they
were like... I think we've met before.

I mean, and this is how mellow Schwartz
is.

Schwartz says he's been inside her, but
no big deal.

You said he's had a... It's like a one
-night stand haunting me.

Katie and Carter, you know, how do I say
this?

You're the most inquisitive up in your
business person in this group So we

really meant to believe that you didn't
know that this guy Had had a one -night

stand with Katie before you started
dating him Carter and I met on a dating

Sassy was staying with me and I was
like, oh look at this guy blah blah blah

Sassy was like, oh my god, she's like
Kristen We all know him. He was a waiter

at, yeah, at the spot of the Hudson. He
used to be a hot guy from Hudson. Hot

guy from Hudson. Yeah, but I didn't, but
I couldn't remember if you knew or not,

but then she's like, do you mind?

And I'm like, do I mind? Like, do you
not talk about this? I'm like, is she

going to care? She's like, she's
engaged.

She doesn't care.

I don't know. It's like that girl, you
like, you don't go after someone, your

friend hooked up with her. Well, what's
interesting is that at the right,

someone's run to talk.

Kristen,

just stop talking.

Nice that everybody can laugh about it.
I think I'm the most upset in this

room.

Why are we still upset about it?

You know, shortly after you started
dating Carter, you agreed to have a

with James. Why did you agree to meet up
with the guy who sat on your door,

called you names, and you say treated
you so horribly?

He did. He did treat me really horribly.
But at the end of the day, like, I saw

so much of, like, my old self in him and
just this horrible downward spiral. And

I'm like, oh, if I can just fix him.

If I can just show him, like, don't
follow the path that I did, because

actually much worse.

Well, yet you slept with him while you
were dating Carter.

Carter and I weren't dating yet. We had
just met.

Yeah, you were.

You called him your boyfriend.

No, I didn't.

We don't want to disrespect Carter.

The best thing about Carter...

is that he's smarter than me. And he has
perfect measurement.

Total boyfriend material.

Why

did

you have sex with James that night?

That night, I tried to kind of hear him
out, and then he told me he slept with

Jenna. Did you sleep with Jenna?

Yeah.

I told you that. They did.

Really?

Yeah, I did.

It was just like a ton of bricks.

How stupid am I to not realize that
happened? But it's like, it

just shifted things for me. Nah, but
it's a true story, Sheena. True story.

Over the hood on her beamer. You don't
need to say shit like that. You don't

need to say stuff in that way.

Calm down. Okay, so wait.

Okay, so why, after all the horrible
things you had said about her, did you

to pursue her again and speak with her
again? You know, honestly, it's a

confusing time for me to go back and
think about.

Obviously now I wish that never happened
and you and I both teams, but you may

think about it Did I did I interrupt you
like that much?

I'm just wondering if you guys felt like
there was a little foundation there

something maybe dude. I mean we were
together That's what oh yeah Because

he started being sweet he basically he
drove me home because I had taken an

and then it was like Listening to music
all the things that he had said like why

we fell in love listening to music till
6 a .m like talking like Just that good

side of him. Then you had sex on top of
the car?

Is that part really true?

Like on a hood?

In public?

No, it was standing up on the side of
it. You had your hands on the hood, I

remember.

Ew.

We couldn't go upstairs because you were
in bed, Darcy. That's true.

Darcy is so ratchet.

I know,

I'm just telling the truth. I'm not
ratchet, I just think the truth. I've

admitted that I slept with you and it
was a huge mistake. I know, but you're

saying it's inside the car. Your car's a
one series. It could have hardly worked

out.

I was so embarrassed.

And then it was after that, after it
happened and I had to tell Carter about

and really like digest it, it was like,
okay, I know that I want to be with

Carter. Let's talk about Katie and Tom's
engagement party.

Lisa, you were kind enough to open your
home on the condition that Stassi and

Kristen not be invited.

I do not want Stassi or Kristen. Really,
don't push me on this.

I didn't want a problem with them at
Katie's party. I didn't want to ruin

So I suppose when they showed up, I had
to put my feelings aside.

Honestly, I had a feeling that she would
want to, but maybe Stassi could

persuade her not to because I know
that's not Stassi's style to show up

uninvited. I mean, let's be honest. I
could have kept them out if I really

wanted to. I could have said, okay, put
somebody on the door. I know the code,

Peggy.

You know, I could have done.

And then, Kristen, you...

who were not invited, gave a speech. I
wasn't there for the actual engagement.

hadn't seen Katie's family in so long.

And I introduced them.

So I was like, eh.

It was a little winded, but it was
heartfelt.

Lala, you seemed a little bit drunk at
the party.

A little bit.

We were watching the same episode. I was
a lot of it. She said what I was

thinking. I mean, I think I said what
everybody was thinking.

That's literally what it was. Like, I'm
sorry. I played Cupid. Can we wrap it

up?

What are you talking about?

Don't say wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap
it up. Wrap it up. I was kind of

that too. But what about what I was
thinking?

I was not raised like that. And I am
very embarrassed that I would do that.

when I start having anxiety about
something, I'm like, oh my gosh.

Like, I'm...

Need to like rip my skin off. The speech
was making you anxious. It doesn't

matter. Would you go to a wedding?

Come on.

I don't care.

I feel like people didn't like her.
There was parents there. There was

grandmothers there.

Yeah, I just think you didn't like
Kristen.

So like that's it.

I think I speak for everybody when I say
we weren't so upset about the

interruption. We were more upset about
your hair.

All right, we'll be right back from Sir.

Coming up... Jax, you're jealous, mate.
I've said it once, I'll say it again.

Jealous? Are you kidding?

I'll punch you in your fat throat, mate.
Shut up!

After the great engagement party at
Villa Rosa, you all

decided to keep the party going at Sir.

Lala, what was going through your head
when you shoved Kristen?

This nothing.

I don't think I've ever been that
intoxicated. I apologize to her over

saying that I was sorry, and I still
genuinely mean that I am very sorry for

doing that. And I accept her apology.
And even though we don't connect, Katie,

apologize for that, too. I know there's
nothing really that I can do, but...

Thank you.

Another not -so -proud moment for Lala.
James, at Katie and Schwartz's

engagement, you bragged about not
drinking.

You seemed... I wasn't drinking.

You had four pot brownies and smoked two
joints. If you want to choose, I'm very

stoned, and I feel like I'm in space
right now, and I honestly feel like I'm

even here.

I'm on a space level.

James, what's your medical marijuana
prescription for? What's your illness?

sleep disorder, eating disorder,
glaucoma. Oh, and ADHD, too, helps me

when I make music. Post -traumatic
stress? No, just focusing, just

Jack, so what is it? What's the anger
about with James?

It's time to react.

Just some of the things you say out
loud, and the way you do talk to women,

the things that you say, it's just like,
you know... You want to be part of the

group, and then you're like, what do I
have to do? Well, you just need to –

we're all 30 -plus. Well, some of us.
So, I mean, you're going to hang out

people that are 30 -plus. You've got to
act.

30 plus. Do you act 30 plus? No. Not all
the time, but... Jax, you're jealous,

mate. I've said it once, I'll say it
again. To the day I die.

Jealous of you?

What's he jealous of? Jealous? Are you
kidding? Don't worry about it. I'm not

going into detail. And all of you can
come against me. What am I jealous of?

Just opportunity, mate.

I don't want to be a DJ.

I don't want to push a button on a
computer.

I don't want to do that. All right,
dude. When your veins start coming out

your neck, I get freaked out. You should
be, because you're going to end up in

jail. What are you going to do? I'm
waiting for it, mate. It's going to

It's going to happen. Oh, really? Yes.
And then I will knock you out.

Why do you think he's jealous of you
Listen I just think I've got

ten times more talent in the bag than
this guy could ever dream of I thought

you're the way

You're not the white Kanye West, dude.
I'm trying to do Coachella one day in

things, okay? Oh, my God. I can't dream,

Katie. Let's see how far Puck and Pout's
going to take you.

Idiot. No one takes you seriously,
James, and no one ever will.

All right, guys.

Aw, you guys are so upset.

James. No, you're a joke.

That's why I talk about most of this
reunion, yeah. No.

Because you're a joke.

That's why everyone's talking.

They're making fun of you, James. Let's
not talk about who's a joke, babe. Let's

not talk about who's a joke. Let's go
ahead.

God, they all go ham on me, dude. Why do
you dislike Jack so much? I don't.

You've just never liked me, therefore I
can't like someone that doesn't like me.

He digs at him all the time. He does
seem bad.

He does seem bad. Let's just have that
and, you know, put some boxing gloves on

and let's deal with it.

Please. Let's go. Get ready, mate.

See, old man, that's the only thing you
have.

God, you sound like such a pussy right
now. Pussy?

You know what? You don't need to put
down anybody else. Then why are they

putting me down? Because you're being an
ass.

You're an ass, Stassi. You're an ass.

There's only one person here that's been
with you both I think

She's already answered that question.
She's already answered that question on

the after show. You should watch it.

Stassi, at the end of the night, Jack
sat down to have a conversation with

What was it like after all this time
sitting down with him and Sir and

It was honestly kind of weird. because
so much time has passed, and we're so

different. Your intentions seem to lie
somewhere between making peace and

telling Stassi she wasn't welcome
anymore.

At that point, I just wanted everyone to
be back to normal. I like it when we're

like this. I do. Yeah. Mine is both,
too. I know it's toxic, and I know it's

crazy, but we do have a good time. You
know, it's water under the bridge, and

like I said, if they forgive me all the
time, why can't they forgive Stassi?

Dottie, you gave Jax advice for how to
make it work with Brittany.

Why is she a better match for Jax than
you were? I love her.

She's basically, like, I feel like
everything I wish I was as a Southern

and, like, I didn't get, like, any of
that when I was raised.

She's very gracious and accepting but
also firm, and she's just kind.

He needs somebody that's really kind,
and I couldn't bring that to the table.

That's funny.

So, James, after that...

Finale night you left sir, and you and
Lala wound up going home to hang out.

Yeah Just

out of

curiosity, I'm not putting out to put
you guys on the spot. Have you guys ever

had sex?

I'm not I'm sorry. Yeah, we did one. I
was always curious, but it didn't happen

again. No She saw the size of his dick.

See, you're making digs, too.

Are you surprised that they went home
together, though? I'm just saying. She

probably was like, really? See?

Hey, let me get a half tub and I'll whip
it out. I promise. I will. I mean, I

love digs. I was shocked. I just need
half. I just need half, man. We're too

close. Go put it on Schwartz's shoulder.

Schwartz, switch your shoulder, buddy.

Oh, my God.

Okay. All right. We're going to take a
break. We'll be right back.

We are back wrapping up the Vanderpump
Rules reunion.

Lisa, who do you think is going to get
engaged next?

Is it going to be Tom and Ariana?

Is it going to be Jack and Brittany?

Maybe Kristen and Carter? I think
Brittany is too good for Jack as much as

love him. She is. She is. And you know
what? I hope that Tom asks Ariana

I think he really wants her and really
loves her. And I hope that she says yes.

Maybe in the next year we're looking
forward to wedding bells for you two.

As long as he stops trying to be the
voice of reason.

Lisa, how do you keep all these
personalities working together? I mean,

like it's getting harder and harder. It
is, actually.

I think because this year it seems some
of the issues were kind of deeper. But

you know what? It's been an amazing
year, really. You've seen an incredible

amount of growth from some of them. I
really do think so.

Dottie, shag, marry, kill.

Jack?

James Sandoval. Well, obviously, James,
you're going.

And I will actually, like, I'll do it
slowly.

You know what I mean? Oh, wow.

How would you do it? I'm curious.

I feel like it would be, like, one of
those, like, acid situations.

You know what I mean? Or maybe I'd just
find out what you're allergic to.

Oh, my God.

Honestly,

I'd probably marry Jack since I... But
you've already shagged him. Why wouldn't

you just shag him and do it one more
time?

You know what I mean?

Anyone else have any closing thoughts?

He's a giver, man.

James, are you texting right now? We
haven't talked about the album once, and

I'm upset about it.

You're kidding right now.

Are you kidding me right now?

Are you kidding me right now?

We're talking about the album? No, no.

He's trying to.

We're not plugging.

Guys, well, in keeping with Sir
tradition, let's bring out Peter and Ken

some cocktails.

Peter, Peter.

All right, so I made everybody a
Pumptini.

Who's ready to get drunk?

Yeah, Peter.

Ladies first.

A lot of you this time.

Want some of that?

Lisa, you want to make a toast?

As much as of a pain in the ass all of
you are, I do actually, bless you, love

each and every one of you. Even you,
Starkey.

And you, schnock. And you, schnock.