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Imagine if Ariana had spoken to your
mother about your problem. It's severely

backstabbing. You are being a dick!

Every time my name is mentioned, it's
like a bomb would just drop in your lap.

This is the most toxic environment I've
ever witnessed in my life.

Why would a bunch of couples be like,
that would be a good time to take my top

off? Every day is a good time to take
your top off.

So you doubled down on your life.

I gotta sell the story. I mean, I was
moving and changing my entire life for

this man. I just wanted to know what was
actually going on.

Where are my feelings in this?

Way down in the f***ing bottom. I'm
trying to make a f***ing point.

I've been to therapy and I've changed.
I've become a better person. Being in

same room with everybody now is making
me sick and crawl. Oh, shut up. You

know anything about it.

Shut up. Yeah, shut up.

Do you still think right now that I've
done nothing for you? I've made the

mistake. As soon as the cameras were on
you, you tracked me again.

Let's talk about gay pride.

You came into home. Good day. Good fun
day. Boarding battle scars from the

boudoir. It looked like you had gone
from playful nibbling to someone chewing

your arm. Just Hannibal Lecter
territory.

What the hell happened to your arms and
everything?

What's all this? Turn around.

What the hell is that?

I guess it's a battle room.

If he's going to come into work.

He could have worn a T -shirt or a
shirt. Every single person had tank tops

Yeah, but when you're covered in scars
and bites like that, you don't have to.

was just wearing the uniform that you
gave me. You were putting it out there,

and he was, like, instigating. Oh, what
happened to you, James?

There's a reason doing things like that.
There's a reason behind it. Lala, you

don't seem to be kind of a prude, but
why were you so upset when you saw the

bites and scars?

What the...

I kind of felt like, okay, you're
deliberately trying to embarrass me and

disrespect me, and that's where I will
draw the line. Even though I don't want

to have sex with you, I'm like, but I
don't want to know about who you're

sleeping with. Kristen, did you ever
chew on James?

I wouldn't say chew, necessarily.

James, you fooled around the night
before with this girl. Did you not think

Lala was going to find out?

Oh, no, I knew she was going to find
out, yeah.

But that's what's shady about it, is it
was like he wanted to get a rise out of

me, and then on top of it being Lauren,
who I'm literally confiding in.

So me wanting to know who the f*** he
slept with last night, don't ask who it

and have his picture done. We don't
care.

Who were you with?

Lauren, that girl that you were just
standing with the whole time. Were you

going to tell me that it was James that
you hooked up with last night?

You're not my brother.

Trust me.

You shady chick. Like, is this real?
Like, what's happening in your head

now? So, how are things with you and
Lauren now?

Great. Great. Yeah, she apologized. What
about Lauren and Anthony?

It was over, right? That was over that
day. Yeah.

The marks on James are from she's him.

No,

I swear to God.

How did Anthony not beat the crap out of
you? He tried. He tried. He went up to

Pump. He left Pump that day.

This is what I have to deal with. Do you
see what I'm saying?

It's like a ripple effect.

Jack, it looked like you and Lala were
going to get it after Gay Pride, but you

didn't. What happened?

You know, it was just fun. It was just
fun to tease the idea, but we never ever

went there. James, did your rivalry with
Jax have anything to do with your

pursuit of Lala?

Uh, no.

Dude, that's when you guys first started
beefing. Beefing is right then.

The other day, I was just talking to
Lala. You don't need to get up in there

be like, yo, yo, yo, what's going on?
What's going on? I apologize about that.

I'm an adult. I was having a drink.
You're like, I bought that for Lala.

Brittany? Sorry, I felt like just like a
little bit weirded out.

James wants to be just like Jack. He
wants to be like Jack. That's really

I get that a lot. Jack thinks he's the
number one guy in the group. Like,

everyone thinks Jack's the number one
guy.

In a group of people with massive egos,
the two of you are maybe at the top. Can

I please intervene?

If you're saying to me, Kristen, that I
want to be Jack, that honestly

embarrasses me.

By the time I'm 38, 39, however old you
are, I do not want to be in the same

position that you're in.

You're instigating right now. I don't
think that James wants to be like Jax,

I just think that they are very much
alike.

Jax, does it bother you that he's 24 and
he's saying that he's your age? I don't

care about that. I had a great time in
my 20s. I'm still having a great time

now. I don't care that I'm old.

That's good.

I want to talk about one of the most
romantic moments of the season, Tom

Schwartz. Your proposal, flawlessly
executed.

After all you've put Katie through, you
couldn't just take the knee and give the

girl a ring?

I really, truly wanted Katie to abandon
all hope.

He likes to antagonize me. I do. Lisa,
you thought that the plan was...

fraught with issues. Yeah, I thought it
was precarious, you know. She's waited

so long and had this beautiful ring and
he's just like, no, no, I got it, I got

it. I want to blindside her. I don't
think so.

It's getting way too complicated. This
will be a blip. Trust me, it's going to

be super romantic.

Alright, ready?

Yeah.

Oh, it's gorgeous.

I feel like I've finally done something
right.

Was it everything you hoped for, Katie?
Honestly, yes. I didn't want him to do

some kind of cliche hallmark kind of
thing. I wanted it to be, like, what I

would expect from him.

Will you marry me? You know what,
actually?

Actually, you guys, guys, guys, guys,
guys.

Can I take over?

Katie Maloney.

No, you're not!

Will you marry me? Oh, my God.

Of course.

If he hadn't done it then... How much
longer did he really have?

I was wearing thin.

It was just, like, come on.

Schwartz, you had some other crazy ideas
for proposals, right? He had an idea of

doing it at Sir.

Well, oh, no. And I just remember
shouting across the apartment. I was

at Sir!

I was like, Sir will forever be, like,
tied to the memory in your life. Like,

while I'm working, like, I'm in the
purple dress, and he's... I just told

said, make sure she looks pretty. Make
sure she feels pretty. Make sure her

hair, her makeup, her nails. I never
even thought about that.

Happy that Katie finally got what she
wanted? Oh, thrilled for her, yeah.

Katie, you got what you wanted.

Then there was a major sex drought.

It took a while for the engagement to be
consummated. To be clear, when was it

consummated to completion?

Was it week?

No, it wasn't week. We should have
technically had sex that night, but I

put taquitos in the oven.

And by taquitos in the oven, you mean...
I don't know when we got back. It was

like two and a half weeks.

I don't know.

So you've been together for how long?

Like five and a half years. Five and a
half years.

How often do you have sex, would you
say?

Well, lately we've been slacking. As
much as we feel like we need to, we're

the most horny people. We're not trying
to like... We're not not horny, but...

Remember my asexual phase? Yeah, we
thought he was asexual.

Really? Yeah.

Schwartz, did what Sheena and Shay...

went through in their first year give
you any cause for pause about taking the

leap? Honestly, sincerely, if anything,
I think it was kind of an inspiration.

They went through hell, they worked
through it, and they came out stronger

ever. I feel like our relationship is
almost worked in reverse, because

it starts really good, and then it just
goes to hell. And I feel like ours kind

of, it didn't start off as hell, but it
was very tumultuous.

It was not really good. I mean, there
was many times, we almost broke up a few

times. And it kind of sucked in the
beginning, and now I feel like it's

and it keeps getting better and better.

It makes me wonder when the two of you
are going to get married.

Ariana doesn't want to. You don't want
to get married?

No, not really. You don't? No.

Is that a relief to you? It's like a
reverse psychology thing now. All of a

sudden, I'm like, why?

Right. Yeah.

Well, Katie and Schwartz were not the
only couple to take major steps this

Jax moved Brittany out from Kentucky.

He got her a new set of boobs, a job at
Hooters.

When we come back, Brittany is joining
the fun. We'll be right back.

Hi, Brittany.

Coming up, did you Google him or
anything?

Nope. He has a horrible reputation.
Yeah, and these girls told me, too. She

seems too sweet for him.

We are back at DUR in West Hollywood for
the Vanderpump Rules reunion. I'm Andy

Cohen.

Joining me all the way from Kentucky is
Brittany.

Hi, Brittany. Hi. How's it going?

Great, thank you. So nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too. In a non -creepy

way. Your boobs look very nice.

Thank you very much. You're welcome. Are
you happy with them? Yeah. Had you

watched Vanderpump Rules?

No? The only person I knew would be
Lisa.

Because you watched The Housewives.
Because I had seen her on The

yeah. But when you started dating Jax, I
mean, did you Google him or anything?

Nope. Does it drive you crazy hanging
out with all the girls that Jax has been

with here?

And by here, I mean the greater Los
Angeles area?

Honestly, before I met Kristen, I was
kind of like, oh, gosh.

As soon as I met her, we had the best
time. And from there on out, I was close

to her. Look, I'm beating around the
bush.

He has a horrible reputation. Yeah, and
these girls told me too.

Yes. But that did not deter you.

The way he treats me and the way that he
came off to me is completely different

from what I hear from everyone else.

You're from Kentucky.

What did you leave behind to move to LA?

Everything. So what is it about this
character that made you leave everything

to move in with him?

When I first met him, we just clicked
from the very beginning.

I don't know. I never felt that way
before. And I just immediately was

I guess.

Jax, we've seen you with countless
women.

Oh, gosh. An unbelievable amount of
women.

Revolving tour.

What was it about this woman that was so
special that you invited her to move in

with you?

Well, first off, look at her.

I mean, you can't help but not smile. I
mean, every time we're together, we have

such a great time. She just seems too
sweet for him, in my opinion.

She is too sweet. I think it's a good
mix.

Good and evil, no.

Good and evil.

But I'm glad she wasn't scared because
now, like, we all have such an amazing

new friend. So I'm glad she didn't
listen to all the shit that we all told

Do you ever yell at him? Do you ever
really yell at him?

Yeah. I do, yeah. I just can't imagine
that. It's very rare. So when it does

happen, I listen. I do.

Jax is no stranger to elective surgery.

And this year he elected to have Peter's
girlfriend's boobs.

installed on Brittany.

It's like getting a haircut, right? What
kind of haircut would you like? You

look through magazines. You're like,
well, I like this style. I like this

It just so happens that Brittany and I
were on the same page. We're like, well,

we like what she has.

It kept seeming to me. It looked like I
was trying to. It did look like that.

Please clarify that. But then you were.
You were being a dick that night.

Wait, how big are you going to go? She's
getting triple D's. I'm not being

inappropriate, but.

We discussed we like Sarah. Sarah's are
way bigger than me. Sarah's are double

these. I'm going to help finance this.

I want them how I want them.

Brittany, did it come off that way? Did
I, was I like that? That night, you

definitely were. That night, and that
was my experience of it, was that night.

Yeah. And, you know, my whole thing is
like, you know, my body, my boobs. She's

been wanting this since a kid.

Brittany, did you get the boobs you
wanted or the boobs that Jax wanted? I

the boobs I've wanted since middle
school. But to be clear, we were

going a little smaller, and then we got
on the phone with her mom, and her mom

was like, hell no, go bigger.

She said, just don't regret it by
getting it too small and wanting to

later in life.

And the two of you were living in that
studio apartment still? No, we moved. We

were, though, for a while, and it was
getting a little bit on top of each

Does it bother you that he poops with
the door open?

I don't know if there's enough room to
hang anything else in here.

There better be room.

I will literally have a meltdown if I
see meth.

Yeah, I know.

I'll be talking to him in the apartment,
and his voice is sounding so clear, and

I'm like, do you don't have the door
shut again?

The dog likes to come in and hang out.

Sometimes I can see the TV and the games
on, so sometimes I like to go like

that.

Oh, my God. We've all pooped with the
door open.

Let's not make this a big deal.
Actually, no, we haven't. We pooped with

door open. Okay, I want to switch gears.
I want to talk business.

Wall Street went crazy with the news
that two hotshot business guys had

internships.

Lisa, what are you going to do with all
the money that the cops made for you? I

have to say it was incredibly amusing.

When I'm out there in St. Louis at the
bar, I order some of the LVP sangria.

They'd be like, oh, what's that? Of
course people would ask immediately,

that? And I'm like, oh, this is Lisa
Vanderpump sangria. This can't just be

I'm going up the little...

clubs and pubs and bars in St. Louis.

Sandoval, what did you think that you
were going to be able to do as

ambassadors? It's one of those things
where, look, you guys know what I can

You know me well enough. Just you need
to put me where I belong.

I can't tell you where I belong. You
know me. So Lisa and Pandora have to do

work. Basically, it doesn't quite work
like that. We want to help increase

visibility and be brand ambassadors,
talking to people, telling them about

product, you know?

That's the issue that we're coming up,
have come to.

Schwartz, you seemed stunned that there
was work that would be involved and time

commitment that would come attached to a
paycheck.

I realized that I just didn't want to do
it. My heart wasn't in it. It's the

second time. You went out just like big
bloody wussy pussy.

Katie, you were pretty tough on Tom.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's just because
it's...

so much about his lack of commitment to
things, and I know he has so much

potential, and he's just as scared of
it, so I get frustrated when I don't see

him actually go for things. I mean, I
love him. He knows I love him, but he

doesn't commit to it. I know, I know. I
have commitment issues.

...than ever, while Ariana and Sheena
kind of drifted apart.

Sheena, do you think that you value the
friendship more than she does?

No, I think we both have valued the
friendship equally. It just changed this

past year.

I felt a change in her personality.

Sheena, you even nicknamed Ariana bitchy
Barbie.

I don't even know where that came from.
Like, I don't even remember saying that.

Well, you did.

Ariana, is Sheena your best friend?

Sheena is somebody who I've...

Loved and cared about for years, and I
will always love and care about her. I

don't you know I don't like saying like
that because it's like really it's just

kind of like when you guys were friends
you would I Mean look she's one of my

friends anymore one of my best friends.
That's not that's not like going

anywhere But I may not be like her
number one, but here's the thing there's

ebb and flow in relationship Things have
ups and they have downs and there's a

back and a forth. And things are fine
the way they are. And, you know, we just

kind of figured out a new way to be.

Katie, you've been pretty critical of
Ariana. Why?

You know, I just felt like she was kind
of, yeah, like a bit of a Debbie Downer.

I just noticed, like, being around her,
she was like, there was like a little...

cloud that hung over her well when every
time you show up somewhere it's

something else thrown in your face when
you were just trying to make a funny

comment that somehow got twisted and
held over my head and used as ammunition

against me it gets kind of hard to want
to come around but ariana do you see how

it might come across

That you think that you're too good or
on a different plane? Well, until I tell

you that I'm too good for you and tell
you that I'm on a different plane,

an assumption. But when you speak just
kind of blanket statements like that,

like, I have to, like, dumb myself down
for these people. Like, do you

understand how that... Katie, you're my
friend.

Schwartz, you're my friend.

Sheena, you are my friend. Brittany, I
really love you. Lala, you're my friend.

That's it.

Think I know I'm not in a group
environment I've ever witnessed

in my life how you guys don't see that
blows my mind what the hell

it's toxic as

Coming

up she in her word never got it up to
you responsibility

Who here thinks that therapy has really
changed Kristen? I do. I do.

I mean, you know, she's out on good
behavior. She's on parole.

Everything's going great.

Yeah, it's kind of like a probation
period.

Ariana, do you think therapy has changed
Kristen?

I think it's changed the way that she
knows how to behave in front of people.

Kristen, how did you feel about the fact
that James got invited over you to the

birthday trip in Hawaii?

He definitely shouldn't have been there.

But... Why?

I... Why?

Because they don't like you. Don't like
me?

Okay, so Tom likes you. I like you. Jack
can't stand you.

Yeah,

I know, but that was a conversation Jax
and I had, man to man, at that bar. He

just gave in because he didn't want to
fight with Tom. Hold on, hold on. If I

remember correctly, if I remember
correctly, watching the episode back,

pretty much begging him, all right? And
he never gave you the go. He never gave

you the go because he didn't want you
there either. I know he did. Jack did

her there, and he invited her, and then
it didn't work out. Let's be very clear.

Let's be very clear. It's the truth. I
was there.

I just can't get it off. I'm trying to
make up.

Point okay get it out. I can't okay.
Just make it sweetie Just make it the

is don't give me that look man cuz it
puts me in my head and makes it ten

worse Okay, yeah, you're right Yeah,
just let him talk. I gotta tell you all

this didn't come out of nowhere I mean,
you know when we were planning this

birthday trip I got attacked left and
right about why I don't want my ex

-girlfriend to come on the birthday trip
every time It's like no bomb was just

dropped in your lap That's how you act.

Actions speak louder than words. That is
what I witnessed.

The point is that Jax had no problem
with her not going. But then, all of a

sudden, it became this campaign of why
Kristen should go. And then the moment

silence when we get to Hawaii where
you're just like, well, you know, I just

really wish some people could have came
here.

I do wish some other people were here.

I feel like...

There are some people that are here that
shouldn't be.

Because he didn't want James there, and
James was being a dick.

But it's a matter about James. It has to
do with the fact that it's like, where

are my feelings in this?

Way down in the fucking bottom. I
understand.

No, I get it. Way down in the fucking
bottom.

Okay, so we're in Hawaii now, and
Ariana, you had barely unpacked before

whipped out a series of palm -bashing
texts that Sheena sent your mom.

What did you think when you first read
them? Part of me was really bothered by

what she said, and part of me was very
confused by what she was saying.

Because a lot of what she said were
these weird, backhanded, yet very

things about Tom that don't even, aren't
really accurate.

Because your mom said she was concerned.

No.

I did.

Actually, I mean, we could do a... I'm
in role play right now, and I can read

every single one. Okay, you can read
every positive thing I said about you,

Tom will always look out for himself
first.

My best friend, all over my boyfriend,
to my mom.

She, in her words, said... She never
brought it up to you. In her words...

Responsibility. In her words... For the
love of God.

The shit that she says is like... I
think she's very happy with Tom, but I

like it's all about Tom all the time. At
the time, it was. I think Tom...

Are you kidding me? I think Tom will
always look out for himself first, and

shouldn't be that way. At the end of the
day. At the time, Tom? At the time,

what? Oh, my God. At the time, you were
being a dick. No, I wasn't.

No, I wasn't.

So, Sheena, you want to know what's
really sad is my mom went from December

2014 all the way to July of 2015
thinking that the shit that you said to

about Tom might have been legit.

Ariana, your mom sent out a tweet
saying, I never had concerns about

hasn't changed in 30 years.

My reaching out to Sheena was to say,
sorry, I won't see you at Christmas.

And is my daughter in a good place? And
I am worried. If she was concerned for

that long, then she should have talked
to you about it. She wasn't concerned.

Oh my God.

Let me throw a stick in the river, okay?
Let me throw a stick in the river.

Sheena. Yes.

Do you not understand why they might be
a little upset? I do, absolutely.

That's why I've apologized numerous
times. Your apology was, I apologize.

not sorry.

I'm not sorry for feeling the way I felt
at the time. I'm sorry I said it. I'm

sorry I said it to her mother. Is that
what you want me to say? Like, I've

already apologized. No, I don't. Well,
again, but if you... I mean, I take

responsibility.

with everything that you had going on
with shay imagine if ariana had spoken

your mother about your problem i would
have appreciated that i absolutely not

she said something derogatory about shay
do you understand this is bullshit if

someone did that to me and my mom i best
believe would be going down, and it

would be you. It's severely
backstabbing. Don't hit a daughter. Why

getting involved in this? Because this
is a mother that you're sitting here

trying to be like, your mom did this.
That's her safe place.

Someone who gave birth to her. Her mom
reached out to me is all I said.

I think the tweet says everything.

She reached out to you because she was
concerned. She reached out to you to

you she wasn't coming to Christmas. And
then she said, in your opinion. After

she asked, like, how's your family
doing? How's your family doing? Okay.

on. Moving on.

Okay.

When y 'all were in Hawaii, you.

Ran and told Katie that you saw a lot of
boobies that day. Well, my fresh virgin

eyes had been forever tainted by that.

Katie. You know, we've seen a lot of
boobs on Vanderpump Rules. Were you so

offended by the idea of Lala? I'm not
offended by boobs.

You are offended. You sat there and you
were like, I'm offended by your behavior

because I think it's inappropriate. I'm
offended by your behavior.

Hey, Lala.

You were the one who was disrespectful.

Lala, you're disrespectful. You cry
because we're not nice. You cry because

don't fit in. Baby, I cried way before
this. There's no winning with you. You

don't do the job of trying to gain
anyone's trust. You didn't like me from

jump. I didn't like you until I realized
I couldn't believe anything that came

out of your mouth.

This was so amazing for you that I
messed up because you now had a reason

not to like Lala. You don't have no
winning with this group.

There's no winning.

She believes that you should be proud of
your sexuality, right? It's okay to

flaunt it. She just thought that you
were rubbing it in our face. You just

wanted attention.

That's what she thought.

It was tasteful. It was fine.

Then why are you upset?

I'm so confused.

You're very passive -aggressive. I'm
going to make this comment. I've been

indifferent of you for a long time.
Indifference is worse than hate, honey.

rather you sit there and be like, you're
a stupid, hoe -ass bitch, than sit

there and make stupid, like, you look
like you're in a rap video. Which, if

you've ever seen a rap video, my ass is
way too small to be in one of those,

honey. Brittany, you were there with
your boyfriend, Jack.

Were you offended by the girls taking
their tops off when you were there in

front, you know, with your boyfriend?

Well, actually, I hadn't had a chance to
speak with Lala yet, so I hadn't heard

all these rumors that were going around,
so I already didn't have the best view

on this girl. Right. So after that was
going on, I felt like it was kind of a

tension grabber as well.

Oh, my gosh. But it was all boyfriend
and... But this isn't appropriate. Like,

why, with a bunch of couples and people
you don't even know, you're like, that

would be a good time to take my top off.
Every day is a good time to take your

top off. She wasn't even thinking about
you guys. She wasn't even thinking about

you. I mean, I just don't do that. I
mean, I'm saying to you, maybe if you

problem, I would have been totally okay
with you grabbing me and being like,

Lala, I know we don't connect, but can
you please... I heard you took your top

off. I don't like that. No,

you didn't. Okay, well, you had an issue
with me, and if there was an issue

about me... I didn't have an issue with
you. I'm speaking. Why do you keep

cutting me off?

Listen.

If you had a problem with me taking my
top off... You know about wrapping

up and cutting them off, don't you,
Lala?

I do.

Yeah, I do. Would it be an issue if Lala
wasn't so hot? No, if I was a 500

-pound person... She's hot, she's hot,
she's hot. Oh, God.

But that was the subject.

Every time they make a big deal about
her being topless, we all grew up... I

mean, James would tell you the truth. I
didn't see anybody wear a top for 20

years. But this is America.

Jack, I'm waiting for the question.
Jack, while Brittany was driving herself

to Kentucky to start a life with you,
you looked Lala in the eye and said,

not coming.

Brittany's not coming, you said to her.

Do you want to come and have drinks with
us?

Yeah, I do. Jack, I heard Brittany was
coming back in town today.

Wait, hold on.

He's a child. We're not talking about
him.

We're talking about... Brittany's not
coming.

What was your reaction to that when you
saw that on the show?

I was mad.

You were? Yeah, I was way more flirty
than I should have been. Yeah.

What did Jack tell you about Lala

when you arrived from Kentucky?

He told me that he was really
flirtatious with him, and of course he

me the extent of how far it actually had
gone.

Jax, do you feel like you lied to
Brittany?

Yes. You knew the episode was coming up.
Yeah, I knew. So did you warn Brittany

before it... She did.

Oh, really?

He didn't.

I mean, I was moving and changing my
entire life.

About it was Jax looking me in my eyes
and being like, I never said that to

I never said anything.

You said, I promise I'm going to... No,
I didn't ever say that. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I never said that.

I am always brutally honest. Just own up
that it wasn't just me flirting to thin

air. Uh, Brittany, now that you've seen
the episodes, would you have backed

Jack?

I don't know. I mean... What respectful
woman would? Yeah, I mean, I was very

upset. My feelings were very hurt, and
we had to go through it all over again,

go through an argument all over again.
But at the same time, I just chose to

stand by my man, who I loved, than
somebody who I had only met two times.

Did you think that Brittany wouldn't
find out? Did you think the camera

catch it?

Whatever. Don't say whatever.

I'm not... Don't say whatever. Exactly.

What do you mean, whatever?

Like, I don't care? I don't give a damn?

I told you my reasons of doing what I
did was just mostly to go at him.

If I wanted to act on it, I would've.

You know me. I would've. If I wanted to
do it, I would've went at it. Okay,

well, it's a mutual thing. If Jackson
and I wanted to sleep together, we very

well would have.

Okay.

So it didn't happen. I have a
girlfriend.

It went no further than that. It was
whatever.

We're going to take a break. More from
Sir when we come back.

Coming up, hospital wedding bells?

Yes, my mind has changed.

Really?

We are back at... Sir in West Hollywood
for the Vanderpump Rules reunion.

Jax, I am sure that you are quite sick
of telling this story, but you're going

to tell it one more time.

What happened with you and the
sunglasses? On the show, you're leaving

You're really hungover. You're packing
your bags. Cut to you're arrested.

What happened between that time? We
started drinking.

through the day. Everybody else kind of
did their own thing. So Brittany and I

were like, whatever, it's fine.

We'll go on this booze cruise. That
sounds fun.

You know, we started drinking. Then we
went on a booze cruise. Then we went

to the bar.

And, you know, barefoot, sand in my
shorts, I decided to stroll through a

and take a pair of sunglasses.

What was your reaction? You didn't know
that he had taken these sunglasses.

No, I was sitting at the bar waiting for
him for like 30 minutes, and then he

finally comes back, gave me the glasses.

I had no idea what was going on.

Well, he gave you the glasses and said
he has a present for you.

Hold on a second. So didn't you? Well,
this does not make sense.

I was drinking too, so when he gave them
to me, I was like, oh, my God, yay. For

my birthday, he bought me the same
glasses. Katie was with him. He

those glasses, but at like a sunglass
hut. And at sunglass hut, they don't

you the Tiffany's packaging. Yeah. He
even, like, went back and said, this is

what happened when I bought him for
Sheena's birthday.

So, like, why would I think it was
stolen? So you doubled down on your lie.

didn't know. I got to sell the story.

And you got busted.

They came and got me, and they're like,
did you take a pair? I'm like, yeah.

They're like, I thought that would be
it. You knew what you were doing.

I was intoxicated, yes.

Brittany, you've come from Kentucky.
You've given everything up.

Yeah. Do you think you bet on the wrong
horse?

I mean, I wanted to be there for him,
but I knew that he had a lot of growing

do as soon as that happened. I started
to find out how much work I was going to

have to put into this one.

Well, Jack, this is not your first run
-in with the law.

I've been in... Well, what are you
asking me first?

What have you been arrested for in the
past?

Lots of stuff.

Lots of stuff? I've been to jail about
five times.

You've been to jail five times?

A couple DUIs, suspended license.

Nothing like criminal. Just stupid shit.

Did you know he had a criminal record
before you moved in? I found out

throughout the whole Sunglass ordeal.
Had you known that he had been to jail

five times, would you have moved in with
him?

That's okay, babe. You can say the
truth. I don't know. You don't know? No.

don't know.

Vanderpump, why didn't you fire Jax?

I just felt like it was kicking him when
he was down. And I really berated him,

and I was furious with him.

But it didn't happen in the restaurant.
Oh, but stealing from your restaurant is

under your jurisdiction. I'm sorry, how
many times have you got suspended in

other places?

You're not even working right now.

Oh, no, I normally waste it at work.

Who's alcohol are you drinking?

I'm looking around for something to
drink today.

Come on.

Come on.

The pills, the cash, everything's always
been 1 ,000 % with him.

Okay, Jax, after Hawaii, you seem to
come unraveled a bit.

I haven't slept in 24 hours. I'm coming
home to construction next door. I don't

want to live here. I'm having my own
issues right now. You're not making

everybody look like shit because you're
too much of a pussy to admit to your

wrongdoing. I'm not wrong.

I don't have a ton of people in this
town to talk to. For me to lose my

would be huge to me. I don't have
anything else.

What did you learn from that? I mean,
where are you now? I'm far, far,

imperfect, and I need a lot of help.

I do. I need a lot of help from my
friends. I need a lot of help from

because, you know, I have tendencies to
do stupid shit.

Try to remember the way you feel when
that guilt overtakes you and just try to

keep that stuff from happening in the
future, man. I mean, I know that's like

Captain Hindsight talking, but... Yeah,
I mean, it's been, since the incident, I

mean, it hasn't been that long, but it's
been a good time. I mean, I really

think, obviously, my...

wonderful girlfriend for sticking by my
side.

Possible wedding bells? I know in the
show you were saying that's not

that you're... I'm just not fully on
board with marriage.

I want to know that you would be willing
to be in a committed relationship.

Is this going to be an argument now? Are
we going to go home and fight?

It's not you.

It's just the word marriage.

I just don't understand why you need
that piece of paper to be in love. But

learning now how it's very important to
her, and now I'm kind of changing my

ways about it. Really?

Yes, my mind has changed.

I just never thought I would really meet
somebody that I care this much about.

So it's important to her, it's important
to me.

Maybe you can steal her a wedding ring.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

No!

Tom!

I just think that Jack looks at
Brittany, and it almost makes him feel

about himself, that this darling girl is
kind of validating him, that you're not

such an asshole.

I think we bring out the best in each
other, and I think I'm turning him into

much better person, if I say so myself.

She is.

Well, Brittany, it's been so fun meeting
you. Yeah, you too. Good luck. Thank

you.

Keep him.

On the straight and narrow.

When we come back, Stassi joins the
group after this.

Coming up. The way that you talk to
women is so despicable, and there's no

excuse for it. It made me embarrassed to
be, like, of the same species.

Oh, well, good thing you weren't on the
first 12 episodes, then.

Back in West Hollywood with the kids
from Sir, and joining us is Stassi

Schroeder. Hi, Stassi. Hi.

The evolution of Stassi Schroeder
continues.

I got my boobs reduced and lifted. You
got your boobs reduced and lifted. Yeah,

I got my lips done.

The chin?

Well, that was ten years ago. The hair
is obviously quite blonde.

Well, it's never been real, let's be
honest. Okay.

Very good.

How was it being back with this group?
It was weird to watch, say, the first 12

episodes or whatnot where I wasn't in it
and I wasn't around for it.

And I have to say this.

Like, I feel like, James, I hope that
you watched that back and realized that

the way that you talk to women is so
despicable and there's no excuse for it.

Ew, you're a nasty slut, you are. Get
out of my apartment before he calls the

security! You smell bad.

You did not just spit on my door.

It made me embarrassed to be, like, of
the same species.

Oh, well, good thing you weren't on the
first 12 episodes, then. For real,

because I feel like I would have, like,
done another backhand or some situation.

Do you think you talk down to women, uh,
specifically?

No, I don't. I mean, honestly, what
happens is I've got a temper, and I...

And get aggravated sometimes, you know,
I understand what I say is wrong. And,

you know, I'm trying to become a
gentleman one day. You know, that's what

to be. You spit on Kristen's door.

You said she's ugly. She smells.

I find that kind of funny. If you're
saying you want to turn into a

but you're not acknowledging that the
way that you talk to women is wrong,

like, dude, you're not going to get
anywhere. Not all women. Not all women.

Just some.

I don't need to sit here and just say,
I've been to therapy, and I've changed,

and I've become a better person. Like,
you'll see it when you notice, and I

don't need to prove myself, especially
to someone like you. It'll never happen.

Or you, Kristen.

Someone like me.

Being in the same room with everybody
now is making my team crawl.

Let me go back to Stassi.

Exactly one year ago, we sat in this
room, and you said you never wanted to

any of these people again.

Stassi, it seems like every time we see
you, it's the last time you're going to

see this group. Do you feel like when
you walk out today, it'll be the last

you see everybody?

I'm really excited to get up and walk
out of this room. You are. I've been

miserable the whole entire time.

Yep. you really seem to humble yourself
to get back into their good graces.

What happened?

As much as I've been so sorry for the
people that I've hurt, I needed to kind

have a rock -bottom moment. It took a
while for me to realize that I have,

a heart full of, like, anger and hate,
and I'm only hurting myself.

I don't want to wake up like you every
morning with hatred and anger in my

heart. I don't. You think I have hatred
in my heart? I don't think about these

people until I moved back, and now I
hate everything because I have to deal

these people, and you are the last link
to that.

Jax, why do you think Stassi went
straight to Kristen?

It was a very tactical move because
Kristen was kind of the weakest link.

Yeah. And I think it just seemed like a
safe move.

It seemed interesting that the two of
you were able to settle your beef and

wound up on Kristen's couch.

Yeah, that's my issue.

I feel like there was an agenda. I feel
like the timing says it all.

I can't win with you. Tom, you can't
stand Stassi. It's not that I can't

Stassi. He can't. I just, he hates me. I
have an issue when I feel like

something's wrong and I have an issue
when I feel like...

Somebody's being manipulative. You don't
believe anything I say or do it's just

like I'm just very protective You know
like when when when Katie went through

that like we spent hours and hours
Talking on like her balcony my balcony

late at night back and forth like me and
Katie got really close. And I f***ing

care for my friends. That's where this
comes from. It doesn't come from me

wanting to bash you down. I just, I
f***ing love her, man. I appreciate

just feels a little bit like no matter
what I say, you find fault with it.

you did put them all down as well. But
I'm admitting that.

Just because you admit it and then you
say, I'm sorry, it doesn't take away the

hurt. And I completely agree with you. I
can do this. I can do that. I can walk

away from you. And then I come back and
I say, I'm sorry. And guess what? You're

all supposed to forget it. I've never
said that.

I've never said it. Also understand how
he feels.

Jax, what do you think Dotsie's true
motives were for coming back?

At the time, I think you were having
troubles with your relationship.

I think there was like an apartment move
or something like that. I think maybe

there was a little shortage of money
coming around.

And I feel like you were missing your
friends. I think that's what it was. It

felt like a weird time because we don't
know what happened between the last time

you were talking on all of us and the
show.

What happened in your head that all of a
sudden now you're like, I'm coming

back. We're like, what?

We didn't talk to you, so we had no idea
what was going on with you.

I think if there wasn't this show, none
of you would have ever heard from Stassi

Schroeder again.

How about that? Exactly.

Lisa,

you had some serious concerns about
Stassi coming back in the group.

Well, it was a very difficult situation.

And when she came to me, I thought for a
moment, you know, this is really

genuine. And I thought, you know what,
maybe she's changed.

And seeing you, I realize now it was
disingenuous.

I had your back.

I wish I hadn't, to be honest.

She gave me a job as a waitress.

What do I owe you again?

Lisa, I am apologetic about a lot that I
have done.

But that doesn't mean that every feeling
that I have goes away.

I understand. That doesn't mean that
it's just I wholeheartedly am just in

with you. Well, I don't want you to be.
Trust me, because the feeling's not

mutual.

At this point, do you feel like you owe
Lisa Vanderpump anything?

I feel like I owe her respect.

Do you feel like you're giving her
respect? I'm trying to be respectful as

fight, but it's kind of hard.

Do you still think right now that I've
done nothing for you to put you where

are, to give you the opportunities?

I feel that you hold things over my head
like I owe the rest of my life to you

all the time. And I feel like that's not
fair.

So what are you grateful to her for?

Of course I'm grateful that I had a job
at CERB because this was where I grew up

and I made amazing friends here.

And of course, yes, we have amazing
opportunities.

begged you not to walk away from all the
opportunities.

And you came to me, you said, thank you
so much. And then you go and say, what's

she ever done for me?

How do you think that makes me feel?

Just because I respect you doesn't mean
that I'm going to not have these

feelings that I have. What has she ever
done for me?

I've served crispy chicken for her.

I've done a lot for you. I begged you
not to leave.

I was totally supportive. I had to. I'm
okay. That's fine.

For my own well -being, I had to. Don't
walk away from all your friends.

And you just kind of, you went away, you
trashed me. I've made the mistake.

Yeah, but you said that.

And then as soon as the cameras were on
you, you trashed me again.

Next week, the Vanderpump Rules reunion
concludes.

When she's having what to me is the
equivalent of a child having a fit in a

store, it drives me crazy and it pushes
me away from her. Oh, God.

I don't know what it is about Katie. I
cannot stand her.

I'm waiting for it, man. It's going to
happen. It's going to happen. This is

like the ultimate who has the bigger
dick. Hey, let me get a half chop and

whip it out. I promise. I will. Rachel
despises you. Thank you. That's like

saying a Trump supporter despises me.
That's funny.

All of those old feelings of the three
of them and me came back.

How was it $900 and not $1 ,000? Listen,
I'm not good at making a sex tape. It

was only worth $900.

Why did you have sex with James that
night? And I tried to kind of hear him

and then he told me he slept with Jenna.
And you still took your pants off that

night. You. Oh, my Jesus. That's
disgusting.

All of you are off.

Off, off, off, off.

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