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Hi, Lisa.

Did you go back and get my jewelry?

You know it's going to kick off at some point.

Responsibility. You were being a dick.

It's going to take every bone in my body not to go after that guy. He's waiting

for it, man. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. I'll punch you in your

fat throat, man. Shut up. I wouldn't mind being sedated for this. Fireball

sounds good.

I was furious with him for lying to her.

It didn't make things easier.

Had you known that he had been to jail five times, would you have moved in with

him?

I am scared.

I don't want to get ganged up on. She lied about it. I don't have time for

Are you listening?

No, she doesn't. Like, wake up.

Some people change. Some people never will.

I just want to make sure that I'm heard. I'm trying to make a f***ing point.

Just make it, sweetie.

I've been in group settings with you. I've always been cordial. We just ignore

each other. That's f***ing cordial.

You and Ken had gone to my parents and told us you owe me $900. Really?

I was saving your arm.

Where did that hairspray go?

All right, we're doing that.

Here we go.

That'd be me again.

I love all of you. Some of you more than others.

Hey, everybody, and welcome to Sir Lounge in West Hollywood, California,

season four reunion of Vanderpump Rules.

I'm Andy Cohen, here with the headmistress of Sir, Lisa Vanderpump.

like a headmistress today, right?

Yeah, I'm in that mode, so be careful, all of you. Lisa, it seems like every

time I look on social media, I see another celebrity coming into one of the

restaurants. You've had Gaga, Jennifer Lawrence. Yes.

I mean, and they are all legitimately fans of this show. Chrissy Teigen, I saw

John Legend performing the theme song to Vanderpump Rules on his Instagram.

Yeah, he's a big fan.

Jax, it's your fourth reunion, although the first for this knows.

I'm just a huge fan of Botox now. Speaking of Botox.

Hi, Sheena. Hi.

That's it.

How are you? I'm fantastic. You're wearing the girls out today.

Yeah. Figured if Lala was covering them up, I could have them out.

Nice. Kristen.

Hi. Good to see you. Did you just look at mine, too? No, I did. I'm sorry.

Hey, Tom Sandoval. Hey, what's up, Andy? What do you call this look today? I

would say if, like, Don Johnson and Colonel Sanders had a baby.

Excellent.

Yeah.

Hi, Katie. Big news for you this year. Congrats on the engagement.

Let's see the ring again.

She needs help holding it up.

Heavy. So heavy.

Hi, Schwartz. Hey, Andy. I'm assuming you two have consummated the engagement

now. Almost.

We're working our way up to it.

Hey, James.

Hello. How are you?

Great. Last time I saw you, our network sensor nearly threw himself out the

window. I don't understand why she pulled that mother off. I'm really done.

We're on live TV, so be careful. Sorry.

Again,

we're on TV.

Oh, shit.

You're killing me.

I apologize for that. Hi, Lala.

Hi, how are you? How much liquid courage have you had today?

Well, my mom's in town, so she was like, the last time we had that, it didn't go

so well, so let's go sober.

Right. And Ariana, hey.

Hey. How's it going? You look gorgeous.

Oh, thank you. I can see your eyes.

Sorry. This year was as twisty and unpredictable as ever.

Has anyone's status changed since the engagement party?

Well, James is right now suspended from Pump. James,

you know. Did you get drunk at Pump again?

Yeah, you know, it's been a problem for me. Well, it's been a problem for me.

Yeah, it's been a problem for you too as well. Yeah, you were fine.

Yeah, you know, I'm honestly trying to, again, do better with that whole thing.

And this year, you know, it's a new year, 2016, and, you know, I'm ready to

lot better.

Lisa, how hard is it to employ two people who hate each other as much as

James?

Listen, I think it's a shame, but if you look at this group, all of them at some

time hate each other. I don't hate Jax. No, no, no, but when... I've said some

things that were below the belt. I've said very hurtful things. Jax, what is

about James that bothers you the most? You know...

Mouth, man. You know, as much as I... God, as much as I want to hurt you, and

do, I want to hurt you really bad.

Thank God for you that I'm on probation.

I'm milking it too, buddy.

One of the most surprising things that we saw this season was not only that

Jax... has a mom, but that she's really sweet.

Lisa, what did you think about meeting the woman who created this?

Well, I was surprised, actually, that she kind of had such a great sense of

humor about it.

Right. Well, she has to. In the premiere, you seem to brag to your mom

stole wine from Lisa and silverware from Sir.

One glass of wine.

Did you take this, or was this a gift? Lisa may or may not know that I have

bottle. All this silverware is from Sir.

Come on, I'm not the only one here who's taking liquor or silverware. Don't

forget about toilet paper. I mean, I can't defend him because he's a bad dog.

is a bad dog. But he's been a really good employee.

And you know one thing about Jack?

He's always been amazing to me. So yeah, he's an asshole, but he's a nice

asshole.

Sheena, your decades party looked like a lot of fun.

Kristen, Sheena made it very clear that you were not invited to that party, yet

you went anyway.

Shocking. Did you ever consider not going to Sheena's party? No.

Does it mean anything to you ever if someone says, no, you can't come to the

place? Thus far, no, not really.

Lisa, you and Ken asked James about his drinking the moment you walked in the

door. Are you going to have a drink? The question is, are you going to have a

drink? I've had two already.

Why were you concerned?

Alcohol with James, it's like he just changes, and I just see him get that

in his eye, and all bets are off. Why did you drink so much that night,

that all eyes were on you? At the time, yeah, you think you're doing something

cool, but then watching it back, it wasn't so cool.

Wow, dude, that was so hilarious, man. I laughed my ass off.

Oh, my God.

James, James, James. Oh, my God, James.

James, James. No, no, James, no.

Yeah, I mean, given Fireball was delicious, so it was pretty easy for me

drink that. However, you know, it wasn't a good look, and I won't be face

-chugging the bottle anymore.

Weren't you double -fisting it? Wasn't he kind of doing something like that?

Actually, Shay was the one double -fisting. I only had one good old fist

The morning after you got canned at Sheena's party, Kristen discovered

the smoking gun Uber receipt.

Yes, she did. Which led her to believe that you had cheated on her. How did you

get that receipt?

His laptop was on my bed, and his email was open, so I went through it, typed in

Uber, nothing, go to all mail, which includes your trash.

And he deleted it, and I found it. Guys at home, are you listening? Yeah.

Kristen's a detective. She can find anything.

Female. I got it. I'm just curious. When you saw that episode, and he says, I

didn't do it, babe. Cut to him in an interview. And he says, I banged her. I

banged her. I wish I didn't have sex with her. I've never had sex with

but you in the whole relationship we've been together or not together.

The truth is, you know, Jenna and I were definitely boning.

Watching him just be, like, such a dick.

just so outwardly like not caring whatsoever and thinking how it's almost

it's funny to him like that he got away with it or like that he did achieve that

like congratulations like one more notch on your bedpost it's gross boning is

such an ugly word why not say you were making love right you know what with all

due respect i have a feeling they were boning and not making love is there any

of your behavior that you saw that you thought oh I wish I hadn't done that.

Obviously there is. You know, countless of times, but I'm working on bettering

myself. You know, I really am. No, you're really not.

Let me, uh... Okay.

No one asked you, Kristen.

Okay. We saw James and Kristen break up at the site of many a heart -to -heart,

the back alley of Cirque. I don't want to be with you. I don't want to be with

you anymore.

Then we're done.

See this?

You're never going to have it. Ever.

Again, Kristen, why did you go to Sur that night?

I got home to a note on my car calling me a nasty slut. It was just like, get

out of my life. I'm done.

James, you accused Kristen of having cheated on you.

Multiple times, yeah.

Now, her phone would go off. She'd go to the Hollywood Hills, get her bang on,

and come back down an hour later, you know? She'd come home where her f***ing

face was smelling awful.

So, you know. You were so full of s***. Friends coming up to me at the bar at

pub telling me that you're making out sitting on boys' laps every five minutes

at the clubs. I always find out more and more people that Kristen slept with

while we were together.

And I guarantee you, James, as time goes on, you are going to find out more

people that Kristen slept with. Of course I will.

Why are you defending me, Tom?

Why do you care? Why do either of you care?

If I choose on you, I would shout it from the top of a mountain.

Coming up.

We saw you whispering her ear. Lean over there. I don't believe I'm arguing.

You're right here in front of everybody.

Sorry. Am I denying anything?

We're back with Vanderpump Rules Reunion.

Well, Lisa, let me ask you this. Some have accused James of applying for a job

at SUR to get on the show. Where do you stand in this?

Well, it was actually...

Kristen, I can answer for myself. I don't need your help.

I had dinner with his parents and his mother actually asked me, can he have a

job? He was, I mean, this was what, three years ago. He was a little, a

pipsqueak really. And I said, well, maybe I could give him a job as a

You know, Andy, I will say in my defense that no one can just come in here, get

a job and stroll onto the show. Jack, do you think that James had feelings for

Kristen or do you think he was using her to get on the show? Yeah, that's what I

think. I mean, it was a little bit of both. I think he was trying to get on

show and I think she was trying to get back at Tom. No. My first relationship

that was pursued here was Tom. He invited me to a gig, and obviously as

went on, Kristen and I got closer, and that's how that all started, you know? I

wanted to create a friendship with buddies around me at work. But a

with Tom isn't gonna get him a big bod on a show in...

So you think that he pursued you to get on the show?

You guys used each other. I mean, if there was one person. I used him to get

over you, and he used me to get on the show. No, no, no, it wasn't just that,

Kristen. Like, me and James were getting ready to move in together, and you're

like, who's the one person I can throw a wrench in Tom's butt?

Let's be real here. It's so real. She just said she used him to get back at

I didn't care. I didn't care about you either way. Did you do it to get back at

Tom? Not back at him, but over him.

And it worked. Well, it was also meanwhile when you were like squatting

apartment and you wouldn't leave. You wouldn't leave. It was our apartment.

It's his apartment. He's lived there for 10 years. It's not even our apartment.

We lived there for 40 years together. It is our apartment. We moved out two

months and you were still there. On the show, you gave a list of things that you

had done for James. Paying for his meals, buying his clothes.

What else did you do for him? I mean, literally everything.

I mean, he didn't spend a dime since the day I met him.

He lived with me for a little while.

Hey, there's a reason I'm dating a cougar, right?

I wanted a bit of a sugar mama.

Sir is a rotating door of fascinating and beautiful people.

This year, Lala walked in.

How did you get your job?

It was, like anyone will say, it's kind of a family. So the second I moved out

here, my friend Danny Shea said, come into Sir and see if you can get a job. I

had never had a real job before I moved out here.

So I moved into Dossie's room, and then my roommate moved out and Danny Shea

moved in. You're in my room, right?

Yes. I want to see your room. Okay.

Oh, my God.

Again, it looks so much better than when I had it. I'm beginning to think L .A.

isn't that big.

No, it's tiny.

It's smaller than Salt Lake. It's the weirdest thing. You are from Utah.

Mm -hmm.

You're from Utah. Yeah.

Yet the two of you didn't really...

become Utah sisters.

No, truthfully, I mean, I had had like maybe a couple conversations with her,

but in those conversations, I didn't really get a sense that she was even

to be a friend.

Yeah. As a mactor.

Yeah. Did that smell fishy to you or?

I gotta say, I'm the one that called that.

Immediately. I was like, dude, no, no, no, no, no. Unless you're Kate Moss,

they're not going to fly. Not that Lala's not gorgeous, but if you're

sent to Italy, you're a very high -end model. Lisa, everyone seemed very

offended that Lala lied to you.

I think Katie and Sheena were being protective and thought, hey, we're

you out on your nonsense.

It's like, it's such a big deal. I'm like, it's not that big of a deal.

Lala, how many times have... I'm talking to Andy.

Lala, how many times have rich guys flown you to exotic places?

I've lost count.

Really? Yeah.

I've never slept with any of them.

So what do you do?

We just go a bunch of friends and have fun. I mean, I don't see what the big

deal is. Well, I'm not spreading my legs.

The implication was that you were banging an older guy for a trip to

Right. How did you respond to that?

I definitely, watching it, I see how it looks.

Were you irritated by any of them?

Sheena's commentary.

You kind of led with your sexuality.

And it's like the guy equivalent of saying, I have a big dick upon first.

badass. Immediately when you hear that, you're like, pussy. If she says she's

not sleeping with any of them, I'm not. And guess what?

If I were sleeping with one of them, I would wear it with pride. I'm not.

I'm the one not getting laid on the trip.

Well, Jax, it seemed like you and Lala were destined to get together from the

beginning. What attracted you to her at first?

Oh, it was just fun.

Flirtatious stuff what I mean What it

is is when there's a new conquest that walked into sir, and that's exactly what

I Feel like

Jackson I are kind of like the same like we're similar because when someone

But when I see someone new, it's like fun, it's a challenge, and you flirt.

I didn't think that he was trying to start a relationship in any way, shape,

form, but it was fun to flirt at the beginning.

Lala, it seemed like Jack forgot that his girlfriend, Brittany, existed. I

wouldn't say I forgot. I would just say I misplaced it. You said that you guys

were on a break. I don't say forgot. So how's this girlfriend of yours?

That's easy with that word girlfriend.

Chill on that.

Pump the brakes. Pump the brakes on that word. That's a scary word for me. Are

we dating? Absolutely.

Would I call her girlfriend yet? No.

We saw you whispering in her ear. Lean over there. I don't believe I'm arguing.

You right here in front of everybody. You cannot deny that. And you were in a

committed relationship. I'm sorry, am I denying anything?

You're trying to minimize it.

I'm not minimizing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lala, what did you think Jax's relationship status was when you were

with him?

I thought he was single was his status.

And where would you get that impression from? From him.

There you go.

Katie, this is a tight group of friends. Any advice for newbies trying to break

into the circle?

I mean, I know it can be very intimidating and hard to penetrate.

of history. People have known each other a long time.

I think penetrate being in the opposite room.

My mind is really running.

Well, Lala, it seems like Sir was not totally welcoming to you. What are some

the ways that you felt excluded?

It's intimidating coming into a group.

Like this, but also the issue is then you're going around saying like I'm like

bullying you like I have never said You were bullying me in my life. Why did

Lisa seem to think that Lisa did I ever say to you? I'm being bullied I think

you felt excluded.

There's I have never used the word in my life I felt yeah when you were over

there about the whole thing with Italy right you did kind of give her a break

much a hard time.

We were joking and you knew that. We had several conversations before that. I

don't think you two are bullies. I don't think you two are bullies, but I don't

think you were that welcoming.

And what I saw about Lala was very different from what you saw.

I know, but why did you break it down when I had to talk to you like two

I didn't break it down because of just you, baby girl. So don't give yourself

that much credit.

Coming up, I had one choice.

Choose Sheena or choose drugs.

We are back with Lisa Vanderpump and her band of servers.

And we're joined by Michael Shea for his first reunion appearance.

How you doing, Shea? Great. Great to see you. Thank you. You look good.

Thank you.

Maybe because we don't see that much of you or we see how happy Sheena is, it

was a surprise to all of us to hear that you were struggling with some pretty

serious addiction issues.

Instead of paying bills a month, he would just buy pills.

I have been so, so miserable and lonely this past week. Thank

God. I've been so miserable and lonely for two years.

It started before we had started dating.

And it was just like a sports injury.

What were you taking?

Vicodin. How many were you taking a day?

I would average like five or six or something.

Sheena, did you know that this was going on?

I didn't know it was an everyday thing.

It just seemed like that was just his poison he would occasionally pick

recreationally. But wasn't he lethargic? Wasn't he just on another planet?

No, because your body gets immune to something once you have it all day, then

you need it to function.

So it's like if he didn't take it, it probably, he would have seemed

Why did you wait to tell people that you two were going through this?

Because I thought it was something that would pass quickly and no one would ever

need to know.

Katie, what did you know about Sheena and Shay's problem?

We never would have noticed that he was high on anything. When I found out, I

was shocked.

Lisa, were you surprised when you found out? I was, and I was very disappointed,

you know, the way he kind of handled a lot of it. And when I saw him talking to

Sheena and saying to her that you never gave me a chance to explain to you, I

felt that he was passing the blame and putting it on Sheena. And I love Sheena

very much. I love them both together as a couple.

When Shay returned home, it was interesting because you chose to have

people around for that moment. Why?

felt that I would be very intimidating and not let him get a word in. And we

kind of agreed together that if we had people there as a buffer, if I did get

like that, you know, Ariana or Katie, someone's going to be like, Sheena, shut

the up. Let him talk.

Shay, you had said that you were actually scared to talk to her. It was

hard to look her in the eye, honestly.

I was so embarrassed. I was so scared.

You wanted Tom and Tom there. I did, yeah.

Why? For me, if I'm comfortable, that's when the real Shay that everyone knows

comes out. I really wanted to be there because I wanted Shay to feel like this

was not going to be an attack, and this is a safe place, and you have friends

here. That's the first thing we said. It's not an intervention. It's a

conversation. We're here for you.

Emotional support, encouragement.

He had already stopped taking the pill six months prior.

The issue at the time was I was worried he was going to start taking them again.

And I kind of felt like we needed that support system, our closest friends

to be like, we're all in this together. Like, we're here for you.

Jax, you said numerous times that you were not surprised to see Sheena and

having troubles. Yeah. Wow. See, I thought it was just strictly.

I was not, I didn't know about the pills. Jack doesn't listen.

He did know about it. We had a little conversation.

I didn't know about the pills and all that. I just thought I was drinking. But

you did, Jack. You just don't listen or remember the shit I tell you. I didn't

know the pills. I told you what was going on. I didn't know that. And you

forgot? Whatever it was, whatever be the case. You're like a colander.

A what? It just goes right through you. He doesn't know what a colander is.

Yeah, but I thought you put noodles in it.

Oh,

oh. I can't even say strainer. Yeah, but you called it a colander. But I didn't

know all the details. I didn't know what was going on. That's just what I

thought. Sheena's very on all the time. She doesn't ever punch out. You know,

and Shay's just the opposite. Laid back, chill. And I think she was always on

the go all the time. And sometimes, you know, at home and just kind of.

What else do you do? Well, you know, he had a very strong opinion in that room

to me, very negative opinion about their relationship.

And they were going through a lot, and you really weren't supportive.

She needs to let him have some say in things. He has no balls.

Well, would you have balls?

Absolutely.

Well,

why do you think he's doing that? Because he's miserable. Listen, you're

therapist. Why are you being so negative about, you know, she was supportive?

I have milk. There's no longer shelf life in that marriage.

It was really hard to see someone who I consider one of my... my closest friends

say such negative things about our relationship at the time you said it. It

really hurtful.

Yeah.

Do you want to apologize? Yeah, I apologize, Sheena. He has.

And, you know, you guys know I'm sorry. We had, even Sheena and I had this talk

already. Sheena, I want to get into your approach to Shea's recovery because you

really got hammered on social media.

You said that you didn't want Shea to be a sober bore. I said, don't get...

Don't be a bore. I didn't say he's a bore. If someone has a problem with

substance abuse or addiction, what you're saying is, I want you

to be able to partake responsibly because it makes me feel better, but

that wouldn't be right for him.

It was so unfortunate that it took such a negative turn because of my ignorance

on addiction, but I didn't know anything about addiction. Why would I? It wasn't

something that I had dealt with before.

It's just unfortunate the way she gets treated because I put her in that

situation, and I'm right now taking 100 % responsibility for everything.

Well, let me ask you this. I mean, when you were giving Shay those tampons...

full of tequila. I'm not on my beard anymore but I brought these just in

Talk back.

And you were ordering every cocktail on the menu at your anniversary.

I think I'm going to just try one of each of the prime cocktails.

Berries and bubbles maybe first.

Then I want a cucumber gimlet. Then I want a prime margarita. Yeah, that

good. Then I want a black orchid.

I was doing the best I could. I didn't know how to deal with that. And for me,

if he says, I'm not stopping drinking, I'm not an alcoholic, my advice was...

Why don't you just try and cut back? So it was just us trying to figure out how

he can keep drinking if that's what he chose and how we could do it in a way

where we're not fighting because he's getting drunk. And it was really

difficult.

But there's also been nights where I've literally served you two margaritas, you

two rum and cokes, and you both a shot.

Because she disagreed with you or something you've literally been like

you're drunk anyway So I can't talk to you about this right now No, there's a

look that he used to get in his eyes and you could tell other people could tell

it wasn't just Me being crazy saying sometimes you use it to talk down to

I don't do that anymore and James is nodding My god, I'm gonna defend her

because I think with what they've been through I don't see her talk down to him

I see her build him up

For everything that we went through this past year, as terrible as it was, I'm

so glad it all happened, and I'm glad that I'm able to watch the show back.

Even though I look like an ass, and I look uneducated, and I look ignorant,

I look stupid, I'm like, I see all of that, and I've taken that all, and I've

bettered myself.

so much like i feel like i'm more educated on addiction and alcoholism and

just want to say i'm so proud of him he hasn't drank in over three months great

that's headline news so did you quit pills cold turkey then yeah no meeting

don't understand i had one choice save my marriage or choose sheena or choose

drugs and the story yeah no no no it was not Can I say one thing?

I have obviously put my two cents in about his addiction and the way she has

handled it. So I do apologize to you for certain things that I have said. From

an outsider looking in, we don't know what Shay is saying to her. We don't

you know, the back story.

You know, don't take this the wrong way.

but you've had some very strong opinions about their marriage. He's disloyal

because he hasn't been honest. He's guilty by omission.

You're right to take this seriously. You're right to be upset.

It kind of opens the door to a lot of other questions.

I just wonder what your reaction to that is. It was unfortunate because Lisa was

kind of an example of the reason why I didn't want to talk about it or come out

because I felt like...

you kind of looked down on me a little bit and and kind of judged me in a way

and I know it was out of like if you want to call it tough love But it was

it didn't make things easier. I was furious with him for lying to her and I

also Worried that they were both sweeping too much under the carpet

everything under the carpet makes for a very bumpy floor Well Lisa you were like

worst fear in a way of like how people react And I'm sorry about that because I

wanted nothing more than your marriage to work because I love them as a couple.

And I love how much they love each other, you know? It was a crazy, crazy,

time that I'm glad it's over.

You're dealing with your first year of marriage.

We're dealing with an addiction problem. All of this stuff on television, you

know?

We could go back and say, I wish I would have done this. I should have called

this person.

But you know what?

It doesn't work that way.

People like give her for making me do this. If it wasn't for her, I'd probably

still be taking these things. I think she is your greatest asset. I really do.

She is.

Well, I want to thank you for being here and for being so honest about this

because I know it's so hard. You guys are the best back. I can see it. And you

look great and good luck with everything.

We're going to take a break. More from Sir when we come back.

Coming up, let's see how regret looks.

It's just not as bold. It looks like a flaming hot Cheeto.

We're back at Sir for the Vanderpump Rules reunion.

I want to talk about Ariana's epic 30th birthday party.

Oh, your balls, really?

Why the kids theme?

Because it's so much fun.

And I hate going to a...

Club going to a nice dinner. It's like we do that all the time Why not do

something really different and weird and she had actually suggested?

Why don't you do like a bunch of like really cool kids things and I was like I

think that sounds like a really good time Lala were you upset that you

invited my feelings were hurt. Yeah, I definitely should have pulled a Kristen

Sandoval, it was a fairly awkward moment when Ariana confided to you that

birthdays make her remember her late dad, and you then opted

to head to Vegas.

I had that thing stuck in my head that my dad used to say to me every year on

birthday. I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

I'm always going to be here for you.

But apparently he told me that we're going to a construction yard and we're

taking bulldozers and like crushing with bulldozers It was really

tough to do and to watch I just really felt like it was important for me to be

honest at that point just so that he knew That I wasn't acting weird for the

last couple of days just for the sake of it or that I was just kind of you know

Being a bitch for the sake of being a bitch. I felt like I was holding back

that I just needed to tell you how I was really feeling. Ariana, growing up, had

issues with people sort of excluding her.

And she's never really had a big birthday ever.

And so when this whole Vegas thing kind of happened, she sort of felt like,

again, it was going to kind of be overshadowed and like no big deal. And I

that. Lisa, what did you think about the guys leaving the girls back in L .A.?

I think they're ridiculous.

I think they're all in relationships, and they should take it seriously. And

why'd you go to Vegas? You go to Vegas to get into trouble.

That's what Vegas was built for. What would you do in Kenton? It'd be a one

trip. He'd go, but he wouldn't be coming back.

Schwartz, you got a good ass sandwich in Vegas. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Jack, what the fuck are you doing?

I'm sorry.

Tell me that.

You're welcome, America.

stripped in front of each other more than me and my gay friend.

But he gets back at me, though, because he'll send me a random video where he's

literally bare -ass farting on my pillow. Yes, you did. How old are you?

you just do this to your dog today? Exactly.

This is what these guys did to me for four years while I lived with them. So

sometimes, you know, I try to get a little payback.

Katie, how did Girls' Night turn into girl -on -girl action?

Ooh, that's hot. Let me see you shake that.

I think I said she don't get mad, get even, right?

Yeah, so I mean, this was the PG -ish version of getting even. Not her first

in the lady pond.

Katie,

have you been with a lady?

Perhaps.

Haven't we all?

I think so.

Why, you have too? Yeah.

Kristen? Yeah.

Ariana? Oh, yeah.

Lala? This is an interesting... The lower area has all swum in the lady

Have you been with a woman?

No!

Gold star.

I'm clean. I'm a gold star. Go the other way with the guys. Have you ever been

with a guy?

I've kissed Tom, but we've never made it past the first base. Jack?

Never opened my mouth. I don't know if I believe that.

You made them kiss.

I think you are a whole as a whole kind of guy. Oh, my God.

Sandoval. No.

James, absolutely not. Sandoval, come on. Wow.

Lala, I have to assume you were very happy to be invited to that girls'

Yeah, I felt like we were making a breakthrough.

Like, oh, I guess they don't think I'm that bad.

That's how you guys should resolve all of your conflicts by making out. That's

how I feel.

So Sandoval and Schwartz kept their pants on in Vegas except for getting ass

tattoos.

All right, I got one, too. Oh, my god, he did get one. What?

Katie, do you like the Bubba tattoo?

Yeah, I think it's cute. It's tasteful.

Well, Ariana didn't hide her disgust at the bacon A on Sandoval's ass.

Ariana, can I just say, I was honestly taken aback at how much ownership you

took over Tom's ass. I love his ass. I know, I didn't. It was very sad.

I didn't think of it either.

I'm trying to give it to you. Yeah.

How far in the laser removal process are you? I went to one session, and I put

it on hold because... It probably hurts like hell.

One,

two, three. Good, good, good, good, good. Ow, ow.

Perfect.

That looked painful.

Yeah, it does hurt. But that's not really why I put it on hold. I just...

meant to be cool and endearing.

Literally, I googled cool letter A.

He did.

He did.

First result.

And it ended up being so ungodly bad. Let's see how regret looks.

It still looks bad.

It's just not as bold, you know? The thing is, it's so bad, it's good. I feel

like it looks like a Flaming Hot Cheeto.

Oh, I like it. That looks good.

Coming up. We've been in group settings a million times. I've been in group

settings with you for years where I've always been cordial. It doesn't mean I

like you.

We're back with the cast of Vanderpump Rules.

Kristen, I was surprised when you marched into Sir that night and

Ariana. I didn't march. I casually strolled. I was in a positive mood.

I think you're a marcher.

I do walk hard. You're a stomper. I kind of walk hard. She stomps in. Not a late

walker.

I just want to apologize for the way that I acted. I didn't need to have this

long, immature meltdown. Anything that I said, it just was very, very immature.

I don't trust your motives. I don't trust who you are as a person.

You can do whatever you want.

Just do it for me.

There were things that I knew that I needed to own up to. Like I said to you,

said I was allowed to be mad and upset, but it doesn't mean I have to freak the

f*** out and act like a psycho.

James, what did you think of Kristen's apology?

Oh, it was complete bulls***. I mean, you know, absolute nonsense.

Ariana's nodding. How do you think it's complete bulls*** when we've actually

had conversations? Because I feel like out of your desperate attempt to regain

all of your friendship, you just did it because your friends told you to.

Because I still think that that apology was bulls***. I mean, if I thought it

was genuine, things would have been different. How can you guys say that

knowing what the last six months have been like? Where we've been in group

settings a million times. I've been in group settings with you for years where

I've always been cordial. It doesn't mean I like you. No.

No, that's not true. You've never been cordial. Yes, you have. Oh, I haven't?

just ignore each other. We just stay far away. That's cordial. Yeah.

Okay, well, we've been a lot more than cordial the last couple of times we've

been in group settings. That's a favor to my friend.

I mean, she's telling you straight up. I mean, what do you want from me? You

told me that you wanted her to apologize to you, though. Ariana feels you owe

her and her whole family an apology.

And so then you said, well, then you need to apologize to her. So then she

OK, cool. So I sat down and I thought about it.

Next step in my apology tour is that I have to go apologize to Ariana. I didn't

ask you to do anything, Ariana.

Oh, so it was to go to Hawaii.

Yeah. No.

No, she 100 % knew about Hawaii. Is that around the same time? Is that around

the same time? Dude, you 100%. She knew we were going on a trip, 100%. She knew

we were going on a trip, 100%. I needed to own the shit that I did. But you

still didn't really own it. You were like, I'm mad, so like, huh.

Well, I was mad. No, I said I'm not apologizing for being mad that you

with my boyfriend. I'm not apologizing for being upset. I'm apologizing for the

way that I handled it. So wait, we're still going to use the word hooked up

you know that we kissed one time.

Still going to do this. We're still, years later, going to perpetuate lies

me. Last summer, I did watch you guys lie to our face and say nothing happened

and made her feel like a crazy person forever. She was a crazy person. She was

crazy person. Listen, it had nothing to do with us. I know, but it made her feel

crazy. How could she possibly think that anything had ever happened between you

guys? We did not act inappropriately ever. You guys Christmas checked twice

made my life a living hell. You made my life a living hell. No, but you made my

life a living hell.

Your initial response was, will you text?

No, no, no. It's the thing. I don't care about the hell you went through because

I kissed Ariana.

Kristen, how did that make you lose your mind when you had slept with multiple

people behind his back and lied about it? Why did that make you so crazy that

they had kissed when you had done so much more? But it was like three years

of... of thinking this and being, like, lied to. And he had a special friendship

with Ariana.

You thought that was an emotional affair.

Yeah, absolutely. And you felt like... I was insecure. I felt like I was going

to lose him to you, which ended up happening.

Yeah, let's not get into that.

You guys are acting like I'm insulting you guys. Well, I have a question. Lisa,

did you buy Kristen's apology?

No, not at all, because I thought, like they're saying, it was self -serving,

because I thought she wanted to be back in the group. She never said, Ariana,

I'm really sorry for hurting you. I think that's what Ariana needed to hear.

Anyway, if you don't believe me, you don't believe me. That's totally your

choice. I went in strictly because, yeah, was I kind of on an apology tour?

it wasn't a bullshit apology tour.

At Jackson's birthday lunch, she did this thing where she's like, you know, I

apologize to Ariana. I mean, I could apologize to you if you want to.

I didn't say that. I did apologize to you. You did exactly say it like that. I

did apologize to you.

I haven't apologized to you yet, which I have no problem doing. But at this

point, it's like I have nothing left to lose.

You got advice from your therapist, and you've been regurgitating it this entire

year. Well, that's kind of what therapy is. Understandable. No, that's not. If

your motives are pure, then it is. Exactly.

Over -laughing at jokes, over -enthusiastic. I'm not happy personally.

you well enough to know when you're overdoing it. Ladies don't know me

because I don't know you anymore.

Well, you know me well enough to know. I'm not overlapping. I'm not over

to do anything. I'm just talking. You over -try to do everything. No, he

doesn't. You want to be a center of attention all the time. No, he doesn't.

What? I don't know where you get that.

Because he's the number one guy. Oh, my God. Right, Jack?

Easy. That's me.

Tom,

is there anything that Kristen can do that would make you be at peace with

Dude, look, I am at peace with her.

You don't seem like it. No.

No, but when... Katie, Katie, just stop for a second. You know, there's people

that we were friends with where the only reason why Kristen would hang out with

them is because they were my friends from, like, a decade.

They're my friends, too.

No, they were my friends. How did you meet Katie? How did you meet this group?

You knew Jax, but that's it. She knew. Oh, my gosh, are we really going to do

this? But she works with Katie, but it's a little bit different. So there's

nothing she can do. We were together for six fucking years. No shit, I'm still

going to be friends with them. We were together for, like, five and a half.

The point is that, look, I'm fine. Like, I'm at peace.

But, dude, Andy, I'm at peace, dude.

Okay. I am. Okay. But when I'm asked, like, when people get into details, I

things to say. And a lot of damage has been done.

Coming up. You were bad -mouthing me. You were so malicious. I don't want to

friends with someone who's fucking around with my ex -boyfriend. I'm

Let her finish. That's so rude. James, shut the fuck up.

Lala, did you have something to say? Well, you acted really buddy -buddy with

me, and I actually thought that you and I were good.

But you started talking behind my back. Because you started hooking up with

Jamie. They said, I don't want to be friends with someone who's f***ing

with my ex -boyfriend.

You were bad -mouthing me. You were so malicious. And then you texted me. I

said, we're not good. And then you texted me. I'm speaking. Let her finish,

yeah. So rude.

We went to lock and key.

And you said, yeah, we're good, when Jack said, are you two okay? And I was

like, no, we're not good.

Kristen, what do you think about her?

I'm a ratchet whore.

Yeah, I definitely felt that way this summer. Whore bag.

Whore bag.

For sure. Whore bag. I don't like the things I've seen on social media that

said about my friends. I don't like the things that you've said either. And I

gave you a chance, and I feel like you gave me one, and it was almost like it

was fake.

Like, how does this benefit me if I'm friends with Lala? I'm like the least

person you will ever meet. Um, I disagree. I think that's me. No, no, no,

no. I don't even have a...

Let's be real. You can say, oh, I'm owning this or I'm owning that or

the f*** you want to say. And I have. But you have no idea.

But you don't know the f***ing ripple effect.

I'm sorry.

You don't know the ripple effect that things like that have.

You don't know.

And I didn't ask for it and it was no f***. ...fault of my own. It was all

If you just want to point fingers... The policy tour last year was everybody's

just a bad tour.

You tried to break up Schwartz and Katie.

Don't you dare.

No, no, no. Don't you dare. You were talking about Sheena. You were trying to

break up Schwartz and Katie. You were trying to break up Schwartz and Katie

year. I can't wait till she breaks your heart

again, Katie.

I can't wait until she takes a s*** on all of you.

She's going to s*** on you all. Mark my words right here. Give it one year,

babe. You're the worst part of my life. These people have been in my life for a

really long time. Shut your f***ing mouth, Kristen.

Talk to the angel in comparison to James.

Still to come on the Vanderpump Rules reunion.

Jack, you're jealous, mate. I said it once, I'll say it again. But I don't

to be a DJ.

When your veins start coming out your neck, I get freaked out. Yeah, you

be, because you're going to end up in jail. What are you going to do?

Thank God. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Not what I said. I said, did he

a contract?

Oh, my God. Literally. Why didn't you write a contract and then give it to me

get there? Lisa, because you did this behind my back. How was it $900 and not

,000? Listen, I'm not good at making a sex tape. It was only worth $900.

If Jax and I wanted to sleep together, we very well would have.

I had moved out here for him, so for him to come back and be like, well, I don't

know if I ever want to get married. It's not you.

It's just the word marriage.

Now that they're banging out, she doesn't want anything to do with me. She

needed to have the smack brought down upon her. All of you are awesome.

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