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Who's catchy?

Dude, I'm shooting a music video. Holy shit. What kind of tab are you running

off? I'm already in the south.

I'm just noticing one of Kristen's many boyfriends that she keeps bringing to a

different event.

You're so hot.

The truth

is,

you know, Jenna and I were definitely phoned in. I swear.

then he invited you to our engagement party. You are welcome to come.

Pomegranate margarita.

Pomegranate margarita and raspberry mojito.

Perfect. Okay, I'll do it for you. Thank you.

Father, strawberry gimlet. Thank you so much for giving me that. It gave me like

a $100 tip. You know, I got you, boo.

Hey, T.

Hi. I have a question for you.

Go on, a quick one. Okay, so Tom and I want to have an engagement party. We

really want something outdoors.

We want something that's like elegant and gorgeous.

Could we maybe have our engagement party at your house?

At my house.

Oh, no.

I would bring in my own tables, my own chairs, my own food.

He would not have to lift a finger, and when we left, he would not even know

we're there.

When I close my eyes and think about how I want my engagement party to look, it

would be just that.

I know this is your home, and it's a huge imposition to ask. I realize that.

do.

Lisa, I just really need you to say yes. It's one little word, three letters,

one syllable, yes.

It feels good to say yes. I've sent an invitation. So you've sent an invitation

before you've even discussed it with me.

Well, I said that there's going to be a party. Okay, a small barbecue.

A small barbecue. You arrange everything.

And it comes in the same day and it's gone by 7, 8 o 'clock.

It's gone, yeah. And that's it.

Yes. How many people?

My mom and my grandma and my mom. Yeah, yeah. I'm good with that. I'm good with

that. That's like eight of you. Yeah.

You're inviting Stassi and Kristen to your engagement. Are you out of your

I don't want to have people that you don't feel comfortable with there. I

feel comfortable with them. Fair enough.

I was hoping to slide Kristen and Stassi by Lisa, but that's just not going to

work out. I'm sorry, Stassi and Kristen.

Thank you.

Perfect timing. I'm just pouring you some champers. Awesome.

What's cooking?

Did some choreography practice. My music video is shooting this Saturday.

Oh, my God, that's exciting.

Thank you.

Well, cheers. Congrats. Thank you. This is perfect timing, then, because we'll

get you all fresh and glowy. Yeah. You'll be ready for my close -up. Yeah.

other musical ventures have been more of a passion project.

But here we are.

We're shooting our music video as Charles McMansion. I can't believe we're

You're just going to look really good on camera.

That's important because I'm spending a lot of money on this video.

Grip and electric equipment is like $1 ,300.

Catering is $1 ,000.

I just spent $934 on a permit, LED lights, all these electronics.

We are at $9 ,000 and climbing, and we haven't shot a single frame yet. I've

been told to have $2 ,000 in cash on me on set.

This is one of the most expensive things I've ever invested in.

I don't really need coffee these days.

So what kind of product are you using? We're going to do a little microderm, a

light peel, and some hydrating oxygen infusion. Yeah, I don't want to do a

because it kind of dries out my skin.

You know, it's just your basic facial.

Steaming, extraction, exfoliation, microdermabrasion, infrared, standard

And the last thing I want is a shot ruined by bad skin.

You look beautiful.

Nice. You look so beautiful.

Thank you. That's my boy.

Back off, ladies. She's mine.

You're a pretty princess.

Hello?

Good.

James has been blowing up my phone.

He's been trying to get me to meet up with him so badly, and I finally gave

Well, I have your wine list here for you. I can order wine. Yeah.

Sure.

I'm just going to have a little tonight.

Get that right away.

I'm also excited to drink a lot of wine in front of him while he's trying to be

sober. That's sobriety.

Good. It's a week today.

I'm going to keep it going.

For how long?

As long as I can, really.

Lisa's basically put me on the cliff side, so, you know, I've really got no

choice but to pull myself up at this point.

I really hope that was rock bottom.

That was 100 % rock bottom. I definitely miss Kristen.

I regret every bad word I ever said to her.

You're never going to get married, and if you do, you're going to be divorced

the first three years.

Really? Yes.

Yeah, you will be. And you're going to cheat on your f***ing husband. You've

nothing going for you. You've got nothing but a f***ing t -shirt line.

I have a temper.

that loses it sometimes, and I just want her to realize that I'm sorry, and then

I'm going to work on being the guy that, you know, my mom raised me to be. I've

moved on. Yes, I have, and I'm happy.

I can be friendly with you. I just don't want to disrespect Carter.

The best thing about Carter is that he's smarter than me, and he has perfect

measurements. Total boyfriend material.

Thank you. Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Do you remember filling your apartment with balloons, like, every week? Yes,

do you know how easily that was all erased? Because how horrible the things

you said to me were. Yeah, when I love, I love hard, and when I hate, like, I

f***ing hate hard, I guess. I don't know what to say, Kristen.

You keep telling me I broke your heart.

You did break my f***ing heart, Kristen.

I'm going to raise the vegetables here for you.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Lovely. Excuse me. Thank you. You're welcome.

How do you not miss me? Like, I don't understand, like, these are the f***ing

s***. Crispin, do you think it would be easy for me to see you with a ratchet

whore bag that's all off?

Yeah, I'm nothing.

We've never even had sex together.

Did you get to that point? She couldn't even get me on. I'm not even interested,

darling.

Did you sleep with Jenna?

Yeah.

Jenna is a good friend of Sheena's. Everybody gets a knife and we just

You really want to give me a knife?

Jenna and I were friends for a really long time.

I told you that. No, you didn't.

Really?

Oh, yeah, I did.

You are the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on.

I knew they fucked, and I let him convince me that they didn't. The fuck

matter with me?

I need to step away. Fine, no responsibility ever.

I'm not trying to fight with you.

I don't even know why I was holding on to this small, tiny piece of James that

could be a decent human being.

He's not.

I don't know what I want to know.

There's something

that

I can't help.

But miss her when I see that little glare in her eyes.

It's hard, man.

No, it's hard. Hey, Kristen, I just don't feel the same without anybody else

like I did with Liz.

I'm a f***ing cat.

It's not ego talking, it's self -esteem that I've never had. It's too late now.

It's too late that now that I realise that, it's like... It takes time to get.

No, it's fine.

I don't hate you.

I don't hate you.

You know I love you, right?

Coming up. I need Saturday night off to go to court.

I don't know. They can put you in jail?

I don't know.

Hi.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

We have your designs set up, and I just need to get an idea of how you want it

placed. Okay.

Follow me to the back. Let's get it done. I've been working on my T -shirt

James May, for about a year and a half now.

That's so cool.

I went into business originally with a woman who had a background in

photography. She and I had a huge falling out, and I essentially had to

to not work for my company. This is actually a really cool process.

Okay, so here's your end result.

Before I knew it, my five -minute -old company was $4 ,000 in debt.

We'll get you guys rolling.

Have a seat if you'd like. Last month, we sold just over 100 shirts, and it's

picking up.

It's so weird. I've never worn a t -shirt in my life, I think. Would you

t -shirt?

Yeah, because I'll find a way to glam it up.

I think Katie might come to Brennan's tonight. I don't know.

Carter lives on the west side, and he told me about this really cool bar that

does these turtle races. This is all part of my master plan.

I want the gang back together again.

Are they avoiding me?

I don't know. I don't think it sort of didn't sound promising.

So let's hope for the best.

They suck.

Don't tell me I got this far to not be able to get that friendship back with

Katie. So I know you didn't sleep at James's, but you drunkenly told me

left, like, we made out.

So I haven't gotten actually the details. So you made out in his car, and

it? Yes.

I brought this.

This is a flash drive with the backing track to our song.

Okay. Lisa's basically told me it's on hold. I want to continue and maybe

change her mind.

I was at dinner last night with Kristen. Do I need to check your arms for the

battle wound?

Oh! Now, did you guys hook up?

Uh, no.

So what? You just dropped her off and gave her a kiss on the cheek? No.

Did you stay in your seat or did you get on his seat? I stayed on his seat. So

there was no, like...

There was no dry humping action in front of my apartment.

At this phase in the investigation, I'm still gathering evidence. I'm looking

for inconsistencies, implausibilities, outright bullshit.

All right, so I called up in the garage with Kristen, and then we start making

out in the car.

So, oh, my heart's pounding right now.

Oh, shit. Oh,

shit. So, basically, he tells me, oh, we can't.

go out there and i'm like wow what's going on she's like darcy sleeping in my

bed okay but there was no like anything else just making out and then you were

like i have to leave now this is not right right we were definitely boning

so we ended up having sex on top of a beamer

what the are you doing i'm just asking

Very weird that I get jealous when James tells me that he slept with Kristen. I

think he absolutely has feelings for her still. You right now don't have a job

at Pump.

Your CD that Lisa was so about is now being put on hold.

That's pretty f***ed up because the common denominator is Kristen.

What the f*** are you doing?

I'm just asking you.

When you put it like that, I mean, I don't really know.

F*** this bitch for now. Focus on what matters and, I don't know, maybe get

job back.

I'm just glad we realized that I was completely right and you were completely

wrong. I've actually given control of my life over to Katie, so she's actually

in charge now. After the neutering process, it really wasn't that bad.

So let's talk menu.

What are you guys thinking? So we're going to have this caterer that's going

have snacks,

a salad, two side options, two entree options, and two dessert options.

That's what comes with it.

I want to just get tacos. Very simple, delicious.

Everyone loves tacos.

She's going crazy with the budget.

We have like 40 -something people coming. We're planning our engagement

have ideas, and he doesn't like them, but he's not going to do anything on his

own to make his own ideas come through.

So I just, by default, end up winning.

Chicken and the steak roast.

Now my favorite part, two desserts.

Seasonal tart du jour, carrot cake with caramel coffee mousse.

And triple chocolate cheesecake.

Well, I think carrot cake. Carrot cake and the chocolate cheesecake. What is an

engagement party? Is an engagement party me throwing a party for everyone else

on my tab so they can eat and just shouldn't they be paying for it or

I know you cared about it, but how engaged were you in the party? I gave

like 13 .5%. Do you guys ever really have that much involvement in like the

engagement party? Definitely.

The wedding, it's mostly for the girl, right? They say it's for us.

But it's mostly for the girl. Well, here's the thing. It's going to be at

house. She did say that she does not want Kristen or Safi there.

Seriously? And I have to, I mean, I have to respect that. Totally. No, I get

that. At my engagement party, Kristen admitted to sleeping with Jack.

Yes, I did.

Oh, my God.

What is wrong?

I can understand why Lisa doesn't want them to come Anything that gets the

at her house Yeah. I know Kristen's definitely going to have a problem.

will understand because Stassi is very new. Well, I don't know what to tell

Kristen unless Kristen wants to spend a trillion dollars to find me a new

location. Are you still inviting Oriana?

What she said, I just am sitting here pretending like I'm having fun with you

guys. Well, you don't have to come to our engagement party if it's like too

effort for you to pretend to have fun with us. Oh, no, no, no, Bubby, let's

get crazy. She said that. She said that, though. I'm not begging anyone to come.

I don't want to be surrounded by such negativity when this is supposed to be.

event that's important and leading up to our marriage.

Bobby, let's try to have positive energy.

I've been doing that. I've got to figure out what kind of food I want. I don't

have time to think about Ariana's dumb feelings.

Who's important?

Can I start you guys up? Any drinks?

Alright.

You got it. Thank you. I'll take your menus.

Hey. Hey.

Yeah, but it's okay.

What's going on? Are you working, though? Yes, but I'm on my break, and

using my break to talk to you because I need... Well, I'm asking, but I really

need it because I'll go back to jail.

I need to have Saturday night off, if that's possible, because I have to take

red -eye back to Hawaii to go to court.

I basically have to show up and talk to the judge.

But I have to physically be there. My lawyer said no striping. I can't do

I have to physically be there.

Do you know what the outcome is going to be? I don't. I don't know what the

outcome is going to be. Are they going to put you in jail?

I don't know.

I don't know.

This could be just a slap on the wrist and it can go away. Or this could

escalate even more and I could go to jail, have more fines.

clapped on top of me it's it's really all up in the air and it's up to the

at this point this is so ridiculous you realize now that's why i'm so mad with

you stupid i think about it all the time i'm glad that you have to go back to

the wine way because it makes it more of a pain in your ass have you really

learned lessons absolutely have you yes When people say, oh, he doesn't have a

heart, he doesn't have a soul, what I did with Kristen and all those

it just didn't hit me until later because sometimes I just don't feel

think back and I sit down and I have a chance to calm down and be like, holy

shit. What the f*** did I do?

It's not that I don't have a heart and I don't care. Sometimes I do think I'm

untouchable, but it doesn't hit me until later. That's all.

You feel remorse? Yeah, absolutely.

The only thing Jack does better than get into trouble is get out of it. He'll

probably sweet -talk the judge, have him in the palm of his hand. He'll be back

on the beach in Hawaii with a cocktail and, you know, that'll be the end of it.

So it's negative.

into something constructive.

Absolutely. And that's what I'm trying to do.

Okay, off you go. And let me know what happens with you. I will. I will.

Hopefully I'll see you Tuesday.

Yes.

Coming up.

Are you upset?

It's hard to hear. Are you crying? I didn't realize that that's what you

I'm so excited. I mean, I think I'm going to have to drink a lot to get

about turtles.

Oh, this is turtle racing pit.

Turtle races.

Hi. How are you? Good, how are you? What's up, buddy? How are you? Good to

you, too.

Do you know if Katie and Tom are coming?

Katie didn't respond.

I asked her to do something on Saturday when we got back from Palm Springs, and

I think she was too hungover. I'm trying not to, like, be aggressive.

Yeah. I mean, I know they're there. I'm trying to be, like, somewhat assertive.

I understand if it takes Katie a little while to trust this, but this is me.

This is how I feel.

I'm not putting on an act to just revert to my old ways in a few months.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Oh, my gosh.

Hey. How you doing?

How you doing?

Hey. Hi, baby.

Hi. Well, you're just appropriate.

I know. Why are you guys all fancy? This is the curl races.

The more I am hanging around Stassi, the more I'm realizing how not Stassi he is

these days. He's not being mean.

He's not bossing me around.

It's refreshing, I'll say that.

I never thought I would see you again after the first night I met you.

Many moons ago?

Yeah.

It's like a one -night stand haunting me.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Katie and Carter, you know.

How do I say this?

He's had his dinner.

I actually know this Carter guy.

We had a one night stand.

It was like a year before I met Tom.

Now he's back in my life.

Thank you, Kristen.

All the guys in L .A.

I'm cool with that. I'm progressive, you know.

It's all good, baby.

I think what they do, they put a bunch of turtles in the center and they all

just run out. Do we have a turtle team or do we get our own turtle? Oh, so you

rent a turtle for $5.

Hey, you two. I can't even rent an apartment, but I'm going to try and rent

turtle. Cool, do you have to have those credits?

The rules are annoying. No standing if you sit in the front row.

Don't throw anything on the track.

Duh.

And the final rule, don't be a douchebag.

Have you looked in the mirror lately? I used to have a turtle.

Yeah, I've had many. I love turtles.

You guys, connect the turtles, bring them to Lisa's sanctuary.

I don't love that Carter took us to some dive bar to watch turtles race. But

I did, James, so I'm not really in a position to complain.

Go!

I want to talk to you about the engagement party because there's good

news.

I talked to Lisa the other night. She agreed to let me have the engagement

party, whatever you think, at her house.

But I have to be honest, though, when I did tell Lisa that I invited you guys,

she was pretty adamant that she preferred to not be there.

Lisa loves to hold a grudge. I don't even work there anymore and she'll find

way to yell at me.

This blows.

Katie and I are back to being like total friends again, and I can't go to her

engagement party. I'm not Kristen I'm not gonna go to Lisa's house if she

doesn't want me there

I'm going

to do

the steak and the prawns.

Brussels sprout. Thank you. Okay, sounds great. Thank you.

Well, you look handsome tonight.

Well, you look beautiful. It's ladies' night out indeed, huh? Yeah.

I thought since you're about to leave me, I should tease you a little bit.

I wish you could come with me.

Yeah, me too.

I got to work.

How do you feel that this might be your last free meal?

This is not my last free meal.

Like, can we just honestly just not talk about this anymore? I had enough from

everyone.

I just hope it goes as well as you think it is.

I didn't rob a bank.

It's fine.

Okay. It's fine.

You know, I go through phases where I'm kind of like, ha ha, funny, you know, I

get it. But it's really just not funny. Like, I'm tired of the joke.

I can't anymore.

Tom and Katie are having their engagement party next week. I know, I'm

I'm excited too. I'm just, I just don't know why, like, I'm just not fully

on board with marriage.

I just... What do you mean?

Like, we're... I mean, getting married, they, like, they... Thank you so much.

What do you mean you're not fully on board with marriage?

I don't understand why you need that piece of paper to tell somebody that you

love them. Why can't you just be together and be happy? Why do you need a

of paper? That piece of paper ruins so much.

Who do you know that's happily married?

My grandparents, your parents, Shane and Shay.

Happy? Yes.

They almost got divorced, like, six months into their damn relationship. And

know what? They worked through it.

The way I'm raised is that you get married, you have your family. Like,

your family. That's what I want for my future. I want a family.

These are my goals. Like, I want, you know, a husband. I want kids. I want all

that stuff.

Your reputation comes back around and back around and back around. Come on,

know who I want. You've talked to the girls. That's what I'm saying.

I do know it. Okay, I've been through some shitty -ass relationships, too.

That's why I want to know that you would be willing to be in a committed

relationship for a while instead of having me move up here and change my

life and then...

gets thrown on my face.

Is this going to be an argument now? Like, are we going to go home and bite?

And then we're going to, like, this is our romantic dinner here we're supposed

to have turning out to be an argument. Kind of heartbreaking if you love

somebody and they say those kind of things.

You can clearly understand the frustration that I have to go through

that what I have to deal with.

You know, I told myself with this relationship that I was not going to

fast. So her moving in in a month and buying her boobs, what the f*** am I

with my life?

I'm at a moment of crisis right now with Brittany because I just feel like

there's times where I feel like I can't breathe.

So I think just talking about marriage right now is just kind of like... Too

much.

Are you upset?

It's hard to hear. Are you crying?

I'm just... If you...

actually love somebody, you can move forward with your relationship.

Lost my appetite.

Coming up. Have you ever seen a bass guitar that looks like this?

Oh, they'll go bagging!

Dude, I need to let off some steam. Yeah, well.

Get some golf ball.

Right now, I need to reach around.

Dude, what happened? Why are you steaming? I got bombarded on the

topic. I just took you to Hawaii.

I just bought you some tits.

Calm down.

Hey, you're not good at golf.

Yes, I am. It was straight.

Dude, you know what you're going to get now?

She's going to be like, well, he doesn't want to get married anyways.

Like, little sarcastic, snarky comments like that.

Was it bad? Did you guys... No, she started crying.

Oh, no.

He met Brittany, like, what, a month ago?

He had her move all the way from Kentucky to L .A. to live with him.

Told her he loved her. I mean, he took her on a nice trip to Hawaii.

I mean, he bought her boobs.

Now she has the nerve to bring up the possibility of marriage someday?

Come on, man.

What's going on with... I haven't talked to Tom. I'm actually going to help Tom

tonight with his music video.

Oh, my God. I'm just going to be a little muscle PA. What a waste of time

is. I would rather talk about religion or politics or marriage at this point

than Tom's f***ing band.

We've been down this path before with Tom, where he sinks all his money into

something, and then he gives up six months down the line. I told Tom, I was

like, listen, I really like your song. I like it a lot. I was like, if you want,

you can perform at my engagement party. Please tell me he's not doing that. No,

no, no, no, no.

We secured Lisa's place for the engagement party.

Lisa's house?

Villa Rosa.

You got moats and s***.

ponies at our engagement party. Shut up!

We're doing it big. Oh, that was a bad one. We got a caterer. What? You're

paying a lot of money for this?

Yeah. I want to say B -Y -O -B, but Katie said it's trashy.

I'm not kidding.

You don't say B -Y -O -B. Yeah.

It's not a high school party. Some parents are out of town.

So, Katie, we extended an invitation to Stassi and Kristen. Like, you know, I'd

like for you guys to come to our engagement party. Am I going to finally

her? I haven't seen her in God knows how long.

Obviously, I'm nervous.

Of course, I don't know how she's going to react. I really don't.

I did go to Vegas and had relations with somebody else.

You're an ass.

You are an ass.

I think you're a liar.

I don't trust you.

I'm super in love with you, so I don't know how to deal with it. If you want me

to move on, then why are you crying over me? I just don't want her to hate me.

It's been a long time, and water's under the bridge. I feel like maybe now we

can come to a place where we can be cordial.

Lisa got wind of it and put the f***ing kibosh on it. No Kristen, no Stassi.

Wait, what?

It's not awesome, but it's kind of funny.

I'm really shocked that I haven't learned to wear it any time sooner.

Brittany's probably going to be wearier than that.

Not like there's anything there. It's been, what, five years? Brittany knows

everything. You know what I mean? Everything.

With this girlfriend, I told her everything.

Like marriage?

You leave that one out?

That one, I left out.

Okay, here, I have... Let's make sure it's $2 ,100.

$3 ,000.

It is? Yeah. Not only do I have more money invested than I've ever invested

anything in this video, but it's also the first image of the band.

Like, this sets the precedent for the rest of the band.

Dude,

dude, dude, dude. You got actual craft services?

Yeah. I thought you were going to have, like, a little table with, like, some,

like, you know, Oreos on it. No. You got, like, real craft service.

All right. He's waiting for the high five.

Sorry. I'm here to help Tom out. He's not paying me.

But then again, I'm not really doing anything, so.

Isaac, those literally should go on, like, right before we literally start

shooting. Everybody ready?

Yeah. Hey, you want cameras?

Yeah.

That's pretty fun.

and sexy concept for a video.

Me and Isaac walk in like mad scientists

with our liberation machine.

It helps people break through the prisons of their own mind.

Most of the people that we've cast in the video are all doing it for free.

and Lala are down the dance in the background.

Put the move.

Put the move.

Sheena might have seemed like a very obvious choice.

One of the biggest reasons why I didn't ask her to be in my music video is

because it is going to be grueling. Last one, guys. Nail it. All right. The last

thing I need is somebody to show up wanting to talk about feelings or any

of conflict. I just, I can't afford it.

If you teach me to dance a little bit more, I just kind of run through it.

Sandoval asked me if I wanted to play a straight -laced girl unleashed by a

sexual liberation machine.

Come on. That machine that just gets you all hypey in your panties?

Looking hard, huh? Could you not bother me? I'm kind of checking out some

Twitter stuff right now. Oh, okay. Just give me like five minutes. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, sure.

What's up, dude? You guys, Wednesday.

Yeah. We have a party.

It's going to be off the heezy.

What are you doing? How are you feeling about it? Are you excited about your

party? Yeah,

I got to go.

I'll finish it. Okay. We'll all get together. It'll be one big happy family,

least for the night. I don't know if it's the tense between you and the girls

what's going on with that. Does that sort of fit? I don't know. I don't talk.

They don't talk to me. I don't like the...

I've been a little bit like that, but... Tom and Ariana don't necessarily do

themselves any favors, but I do think they're being unfairly villainized and

alienated. Let me get my wardrobe together.

Okay, cool.

If you need me, I'll be on Twitter.

I know you've seen bass guitars, but have you ever seen a bass guitar that

like this?

The dildo bass guitar is pretty out there.

Careful they don't come off. Guys, guys, guys, careful with it. Careful, but

bring it on. Bring me the dildo. I got this.

Cut!

That's a wrap.

It sucks that the venue happens to be Casa de Lisa. I don't want you to go in

guns blazing because I'm technically your date.

What are you doing?

Are you crazy?

Take him out. He's gonna do a big poop on the thing. Come on, baby.

Oh, God.

I'm scared of horses.

Ken is going to lose his mind. I know, I'm sorry. Come on, come on.

It's okay.

Come on, Diamond. Come on, baby. Move out of the way. Okay, sorry.

This is not putting me in a good mood to do your part. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Diamonds, why did you let them in the first place? I don't know. I turned my

back for one second and they just ran in. I'm so sorry. They're horses.

I know, I know. I didn't think they would come inside.

I mean, what is he thinking?

You don't leave the barn door open.

It's going to be great.

We're doing, like, a linen and lace theme. You don't have to, you know,

the theme if you don't want to. What do you mean, abide?

I mean, you don't have to dress in accordance with the theme. You dress

you want to dress. You're Lisa.

Okay. That goes without saying. And I wanted to make sure it's okay that we

in a little early. Like, the caterer wants to load in around 11. Is that

to be... Okay, somebody's here.

Yeah. Okay, cool. What are you going to do food -wise? Food -wise, we're going

to do a barbecue.

It's going to be... Okay, please do not burn my house down. No, no, no. We have

a professional.

But remember, we agreed to do this because it's down there. Yeah. It's out

face. So nobody in the house?

Nobody in the house. What if we have to use the restroom? Are we going to have

like an outhouse?

Well, I got to ask Katie that.

Putting together an engagement party is a real pain in the ass, you know?

There's a lot of details.

Don't get me wrong, I'm really excited, but it's kind of starting to feel

like...

A chore.

Don't tell Katie I said that. But remember, the party's down there.

Okay. Listen, I do not want Kristen there.

No Kristen. I do not need Kristen Doty here. Is that a hard no on Stassi as

well? Stassi hasn't been in your lives for six months. No, no, no. I do not

to deal with Stassi or Kristen. I am not. Really, don't push me on this,

No, no, no.

I'm not going to be pushing on this. You've got enough animals to look after.

Yeah, okay.

Hi. Hello.

Cameron. Cameron Stassi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Aldo Stassi. Nice to meet you. This is the place.

As much as I love being Kristen's drinking buddy every day, I feel like

destined to become the next Golden Girls at this rate. It's a view.

Obviously, this is a breathtaking view. I mean, honestly, you cannot beat it.

Meet your closet space.

Your closet space is the biggest deal. So we have this closet right here. Very

spacious. Okay.

Also, you have the nice vanity here, you know, for your makeup.

And how much is it?

This is $22 .50 for a 12 -month unfurnished week.

I'd like to take some photos, maybe.

Yeah, we'll talk about that.

We'll give you five minutes.

All right, thank you so much. Awesome, our pleasure. Thank you.

It's really beautiful, though, it really is. And the guys are really, really

nice. I mean, I wish there was more closet space.

That's actually a concern of mine.

Maybe I could, like, build a shoe rack.

Have you talked to the girls since Brennan's?

Talked to both of them, like via text and stuff like that. I'm really glad

and Schwartz showed up. I had to miss Sheena's rehearsal.

I am not missing Katie's engagement party.

Oh, Lisa.

She's going to need guards at the gate of Villa Rosa.

She's going to need SEAL Team 6.

Because there's no way in hell I am missing another major life event at

We need to, like...

Talk about, like, what our plan is.

It sucks that the venue happens to be Casa de Lisa.

Yeah, is there a possibility Lisa's going to be like, you're not welcome in

home? I would go if it was a shack in Compton. Of course. I would prefer it. I

miss the engagement.

I'm not going to miss the engagement party. But it sounds like I'm going to

to put up with some shit from Lisa.

Yeah, so this should be our plan. We're going to go in and just say, thank you

for having us here, and move on.

And go talk to people we like. But like us. Yeah. If she cares about Katie,

though, the way that she's claiming that she does by, like, allowing her to have

it at her house, then she'll be nice to us, too.

Because it would be really selfish of her to, like, give up.

Exactly. Make it about, like, oh, darling, I didn't even want to hit. I'm

oh, really?

I brought my own vodka.

Okay, I'm going to pack away. Bye.

Okay. All right, cool.

Hey, guys.

Hey, what's up? I'm going to grab ice. I'll be right back. What's going on?

What up, man?

It's nice to have, you know, friends to talk to when you're stressed out.

Yay. Jack, are you working late tonight? I'm actually getting off a little early

because I have a flight to Hawaii in the morning.

What's up, guys? Even though I know what's happening, I'm still kind of

You're going to court.

You have to agree?

You're in person?

Yeah, there's... And what do you have to say? You have to just say, like, please

don't send me to prison?

Don't make any jokes.

I'm not making any jokes. Keep a serious face. I know.

Wear a suit.

I know. But I wouldn't walk in there with... I'm not going to go with a cocky

attitude. I'm going to be... You know what's... Oh, I know, I know. Trust me,

I've been talking about this for, like, a week. I know, I know.

I just think sometimes you downplay things. You're like, oh, no, it's fine.

going to Hawaii for a couple days. No big deal.

Jax is being very nonchalant about this little Hawaii trip he's going on. No,

dude, you have to appear before a judge on a felony charge.

He could go to jail.

Like, how are you acting so casual about this? What if you're not back by

Wednesday? You're going to miss the awesome party. You guys are all invited.

Ariana, I hope you don't have to pretend to have too much fun.

Oh, look at you. You're so clever.

Bravo. No, of course. I wanted to come. I support you guys 100%.

I hope I get back on time.

Coming up. Where's those glasses?

I think they're over here, yeah.

Yeah, I'm just going to return them.

They might break it like that. I don't give a fuck. They break.

Okay, here we go.

Actually, where's those glasses?

They're over here, yeah.

Yeah, I'm just going to return them.

Root of all evil.

Well, they might break it like that. I don't give a... What's going

to happen exactly? Literally, I have to go there, walk in, say something, I

guess. I'll literally be back tomorrow.

I wish I could go with you.

I know.

Everyone's asking me if I'm afraid to go to jail in Hawaii.

Actually, the truth is, I feel like I'm in jail right now, here in my apartment.

What

time

is your court?

8 o 'clock tomorrow morning.

This incident kind of made me take a look around and realize that maybe it's

time to slow things down a little bit.

Are you nervous?

I'm anxious, actually.

I am human. We make mistakes.

But the bigger mistake was letting my girlfriend of three months move in with

in my studio apartment.

I think I've officially hit the point where living with Brittany is too much.

Eager to get this over with?

Next time on the season finale of Vanderpump Rules.

Lots and lots of stuff. Got booze, man.

Uh -oh. I see trouble.

When little T -Schwa got out of his Honda Civic coming from Florida. Can you

wrap it up?

Don't say wrap it up.

What are you talking about?

I'm this close. I'm going to hit him. You think I'm scared of Jack? You want

go? I'm about 200 pounds heavier than you.

Don't cross me in front of Lisa. Take a seat.

I am the last person that you want to be pushed. I'm really scared.

Why are you back all of a sudden? Are you not paying attention to what I'm

saying? Stop attacking me before I even talk.

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