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I have a four -year -old.

We've never met a real grown -up. I saw
Miss Jossie the other night.

Our engagement party's coming up, and I
would love for you to come.

I'm hoping to actually talk to her at
some point before then. Her and Kristen

really want both of us.

To go to Palm Springs.

Look, I've been going through a really
hard time and I take it out through

alcohol. The worst thing is for somebody
to drink when they're in a bad place.

We understand that you turned up loaded.

Kristen showed up too. I cannot have you
in the pump. I want you to go back to

bus and tables three days a week. Stop
making everybody look like shit because

you're too much of a pussy to admit to
your fucking wrong doings. I'm not

You man.

I've been pretending like I've been
having a good time around you guys for a

long time.

Okay, great. So for a party six or more,
we just need a credit card to put on

file.

Okay, thanks.

Hi. Hi, lady.

Is Lisa around?

I haven't seen her, no. I don't think
she's here. If she's here, can you let

know what's in the card? We need some
money. Yeah.

There's one day that is the best day to
be at Sir. I mean, better than a

Saturday night, better than a private
event, and that is...

It's been a rough couple days.

I know. I just want to get out of town.

Seriously.

When I went home this morning, Tom was
there, and he just started shaking his

head at me.

After the beach, we go to dinner, and
we've been drinking, and I was upset

Ariana because she mentioned that she's
just been pretending to have fun with

us. I'm mortified and embarrassed, but I
go to the dark side sometimes.

Tom started blaming me for the things
that she said, and I had no patience for

it at the end of the day, and I lost it
on him.

but I took it way too far and should not
have said those mean things. I was

drunk and...

Sending these text messages, I just said
things like, they got out, I'm not

pregnant, I can't believe I almost
married you. I just wanted to be mean

I was hurt.

I mean, when I was looking at the things
you were sending him, I was just like,

Katie, stop. And you're like, no, I need
to tell him I'm giving him the ring

back. And I was like, no, no, don't say
that, don't say that. Well, I mean,

that's how Tequila Katie felt about it.
When Tequila Katie's pissed, it's not

normal piss. It's like end of the world
piss.

My own boyfriend is making up for the
whore in there.

I'll just apologize for it when we...
talk about it and but right now like he

doesn't want to talk to me hi do you
guys know if lisa's here no she's not

yet i thought your shoes were her all
right well if lisa's not here yet

just trying to figure out how to get my
check you can try the office we didn't

go up there yet all right i'll try

Like that's what I'm getting so tired of
like the condescending attitude and

just like the iciness that comes from it
and just oh God Hello girl

hi there you are we've been waiting for
you you're waiting for me. Yeah, what

are you waiting for our paycheck? I need
some money That's all we want before

it's money. Yeah, I don't actually have
it.

They're not working tonight No, our
shifts are covered. We're kind of making

surprise Wait, it's my spot Well, we
were invited by Kristen.

Oh, that doesn't sound like a good
invitation.

They're doing a girls' Palm Springs
trip, and Zach is going to be there.

Hold on a second. You're going to go to
Stassi all the way down to Palm Springs.

I want to catch her off guard. I don't
want her to be preparing a speech. No, I

kind of want to just, like, go to Palm
Springs and just knock on my door.

Oh, my God. The look on her face would
be priceless.

The less she is prepared, the more
authentic I will see from her. Yeah, I

so. I don't want you to go back to being
deferential to her. And you know what I

mean. I just don't want to see you hurt.
Lisa does not need to worry about me

standing my ground with Stassi. That's
all I have been doing for the last year.

Believe me, no one is going to be
tougher on her than I am.

Yeah, go see her. If you want my advice,
hold your ground, but keep your heart

open. That's my plan. Exactly. Thank
you. All right, bye.

Drive safely.

Let's hit the road. All right.

Hey, you guys, I got some rum or some
tequila if you want some.

Whoa, we got a baby step. That depends.

I think I'm going to need this. How old
is Liam again, and how tired is he?

He's probably going to be excited.

All right, cool. Give me some shots.

Buzz, baby city. I'm excited.

This is going to be kind of fun.

Dude, three men and a baby.

Three men and a baby.

Thanks, Peter. There you go. Thank you,
man. Yeah, of course. I've never dated a

woman with a kid before, but I know my
girlfriend can trust me.

You look like you're a pirate.

Ah!

I don't know. I don't know.

Honestly, I don't think that we're going
to do anything remotely stupid.

So yesterday was fun, huh?

Yeah, it was.

I mean, it was really fun, but I got
into some serious conversation.

Am I happy with who I am? Am I happy
with where I am?

Well, are you happy? I don't know. I got
to figure it out. I don't want to say

it's a midlife crisis, although I am at
the age almost where I have started

thinking about stuff like that.

Everyone goes through their ups and
downs. You saw at dinner last night. I

After the beach at dinner. Did you see
how fast that escalated? I started

to justify a little bit Ariana's
behavior. More just trying to see where

came from. Katie just lost it. She spun
a story so much to fit her narrative.

And I just like snapped in that moment.
I told her that's a scumbag move. From

there on out, she was rage texting me
for four hours. The bubble never stopped

for one second. She starts with the,
you're a piece of shit. You're not a

boyfriend. Then it started escalating
to, thank God I'm not pregnant.

I can't believe I almost married you. I
can't even believe I considered you as a

fiance. Like, I want all your shit out
of the apartment.

She's like, I don't give a fuck about
this ring.

Even though when it's happening, I know
it's the alcohol, and I know it's just

blind rage, but it still hurts to hear
that. Kitty's like the Shakespeare of

rage texting.

I mean, it's a brutal poetry, and
sometimes the words, you know, they

home.

Uh -oh.

Let's do a cheers real quick. Get a
little heated.

Hey!

How you doing?

You're the most handsome guy in the
world.

Who's going to be the princess?

Who's going to be the princess?

Here. He plays Princess and Monster.
It's a role I know well. He does.

Uh -oh. Thank you so much for watching
him because my babysitter canceled

last minute. I have to go to these
meetings with my sister.

Thank you so much. Yeah, we got this. I
think we got this. I wrote down some

rules. Oh, there's rules. I mean, it's
not like a big deal. He doesn't do well

with rules. I just wrote them down.

Oh, my God. We got page one of five?

There's bullet points.

Oh, God.

No candy because he just... It's, like,
crazy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I wrote him
in, like, bold just so you don't forget.

If we do go out, should we just, like,
put him in a cage with a little water

bowl? Maybe I invited the wrong two
people to help me out. We'll be good.

right, keep him alive.

I'm sorry, but anything that happens to
this kid, that's on Sarah.

I mean, she never should have trusted
us.

Your mom's gone. That means you can do
whatever you want. You can do whatever

you want.

The rules do not apply once you walk out
that door. Liam, so...

I got a bunch of stuff for you. Oh.

Whoa. My toys?

Yeah.

Shoot him.

Oh. Whoa.

I got him.

Whoa. I'm realizing babysitting's
awesome because more or less your job is

a kid again.

More toys.

More toys. More toys. Here, let's draw
Mommy.

Come on now.

Those aren't Mommy's boobs. Did you say
that?

No. No.

I mean, we're playing zombie slayer. I'm
the zombie princess. We're building

forts.

This is an awesome lesson for Liam in
how to be a man. You do whatever the

you want, but you make sure that you
never tell the woman what you're

doing.

Yeah. Woo -hoo.

Breaking finally.

Let's do this.

Do you need anything back here?

Okay.

Oh, it's really hot.

I have a bottle of vodka in my goddamn
shirt. I don't like carrying anything.

We have such a strong team in Palm
Springs.

Me, Rachel, Dossie, vodka.

This is Rachel's parents' vacation
house, and they're not here.

So we're going to act like a bunch of
teenagers with no parents.

Stocky, there's your bed.

Oh, my God.

Can this be the new place where I squat?

We should really come here more often.
Katie and Sheena are going to be really

upset when I take all these awesome
photos, and they're going to be like, we

should have paid. Can we go sit outside?

It's really upsetting that Katie and
Sheena didn't want to come to Palm

because I used to be the one who, like,
decided who was going on a trip or not.

Now I'm the one that people will
literally stay home to avoid.

Who's heaven on earth?

Coming up.

Who would be here?

Goodbye.

Cheers. Thank you so much, Rachel.

Have a wild weekend.

Oh, yeah. Three wild girls. It's going
to be so wild. I think it's only about,

like... 102 right now.

Oh, no big deal. Just 102.

I'm so happy you guys came.

I had no idea Palm Springs would be so
hot and jungly.

It's like the devil just me out into
this weird like Mars planet where

palm trees and old people in this desert
unbearable heat.

It's an aggressive lighter. I know.

I'm sorry.

I know. I'm sorry. Light and hard. I
know. I'm sorry. I know you guys don't

it. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry right now.
James is literally blowing my phone up.

What is he saying to you that's making
you so upset?

James brought a girl to the Malibu beach
party who no one knows.

This is Laurel, Sina, Sina, Laurel.

Block him. Yeah, no more James.

I mean, this is beyond Kristen, like,
being into bad boys. This is Kristen

into losers now.

You're too old for this. Not in a mean
way.

That's great.

Okay, we will see you tonight at 10 .30.

You're so welcome. Bye -bye.

Hi, James.

Hi, Gorgeous. What's up?

What was up with the random basic
yesterday?

Laurel? She's not a random basic. I've
known her for a little while. We're just

hanging out.

What's the motive, James? Come on. What
are you trying to say?

I know that she wouldn't be around
making me jealous.

And there's only one other person that
you'd be trying to make jealous. I

know if you were going to bring someone
and Kristen was going to bring someone

and then I'm just that loser that showed
up to the beach alone who just lost his

job. What is up with you, man?

James is in this place where he wants to
make me and Kristen jealous.

I keep asking myself what kind of grown
-ass man would do that.

But then I remember James is still a
little boy. Instead of being the DJ that

wants to be, he's...

He's busting tables.

Truthfully, even when you and I were,
you know, doing whatever we were doing,

messing around, I still didn't feel like
you were 100 % over Kristen.

Cut the little boy.

Take the bitch to dinner.

And discuss how you feel about her.

Yeah. Okay.

I guess so.

All right. There we go. We're going to
be adults.

We're going to be grown -ups now. Take
the bitch to dinner.

And cry on her shoulder or something.

Go back to work.

Lala. Have a good day. Fill in the game.

What's up, man?

What's the story?

I've just been busy, man. I had a photo
shoot the other day.

I'm also executive producing my music
video.

It's been a lot.

Everyone thinks you guys are kind of
like separating yourself from everybody.

I haven't really done anything.

To separate myself from anyone.

You don't think so?

I don't know, man. What?

Say what's on your mind. I feel like
I've gone out of my way to be a good

friend. And lately, all you've been kind
of doing is taking opportunities to

sort of, like, knock my character. I
don't even talk about you. I honestly

even bring your name up.

Rachel and Kristen specifically said,
Jack just told me that you guys were

making fun of us.

We were talking about your sketch comedy
before you got here. And then when

Ariana got involved, she's like, all of
a sudden, she's a sketch artist. She's

like, I'm sorry, I've been trained in
sketch. I take that show really

I feel like Tom and Ariana live on their
own goddamn planet. And you go run and

tell somebody something and blow it out
of proportion and exaggerate and, like,

purposely try to make me look bad and
put me in an uncomfortable position.

I'm genuinely happy when I hear about my
friends doing stuff and making moves.

But Jax, I mean, he gets, like,
threatened.

If he's not getting that attention that
he so desperately wants, it's like he

has to stir shit up.

Why don't you stick up for your friend
and not throw me under the bus? I'm not

throwing you under the bus personally.

I don't get attention off the expense of
other people. The beach date was all

about your girlfriend, not you.

Instead of being so negative.

I'm not negative, homie. I'm not
negative, dude.

Ariana does bring a little negativity
towards Tom. And I think it makes Tom be

little more negative.

And I hate to say this, but I think Tom
was more fun when he was dating Kristen.

There's a totem pole here, okay?

Me and Ariana, your consideration
towards our feelings and how we feel

anything is way down here at the very
bottom. It would just be nice if I got a

little reciprocation as a friend. That's
all.

Malibu was honestly, like, it was such a
gorgeous day.

Faith was there.

She was there. Max was there with his,
like, 40 -year -old girlfriend.

But my thing was, like, I just want to
hang out with, like, Rachel and Katie

Sheena and Jess.

And it was just, like, fun because we
were there for Tom and Katie.

Okay, I've been listening to the fact
that Katie and Tom are, like, doing all

these things, and I'm literally the only
one that's not even welcome to send,

like... even a f***ing emoji to either
of their phones, it feels like.

So it's just really frustrating.

It's like, I feel like every week
there's something big that's happening

Katie's life, and I'm just missing it. I
need a seriously strong drink.

It feels like you miss enough of these
big life events to where you realize

you're no longer a friend.

Oh, my God.

My heart's, like, pounding.

Are you sure you just want to do this?

Yeah, no, I do, but it's just, like,
this whole, like, this... The whole

surprise element of just what I was,
like... I don't want you to be on

or nothing.

I know, but...

It's so weird.

It's so weird. Ready?

Yay! Stop.

Stop.

Who would be here?

I ordered male strippers.

This isn't a chance for me to tell
Stassi everything that she's done wrong.

is Stassi's chance to tell me everything
that she's done wrong and why she's

sorry for them.

And if the conversation doesn't go that
way, then we're going to have problems.

Surprise.

Oh, my God.

Are there some thirsty bitches?

I guess we just came.

What's up?

World support. And to hang out with you.

I just saw Kristen poke her head around.

Don't be scared. Surprise. Hi.

Oh, my God.

Holy.

This is just shocking and insane.

Heart in butthole. Hi.

Nice to see you.

So, actually, I know you guys invited us
to come and thank you, but my reasons

for coming is off to this one.

Come here.

Okay.

Glasses.

Rachel, where's my glasses?

Over here.

I will let you talk.

Coming up.

I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Too little, too late.

We did book a hotel room already for
tonight just because we didn't know how

this was going to go. I mean, you're
welcome to stay tonight, but I

I know. I can't believe I'm looking at
you right now.

I tried to think about how this would go
and where and...

Nothing seemed appropriate.

I wasn't going to have a conversation at
my house or it's not a conversation I

wanted to have in a restaurant or a bar
either.

But thank you. You're welcome. I just
didn't understand. I thought for the

longest time what possibly could have
been because nothing I could have done

would have warranted that. The way that
I felt last year when you went off with

Sheena going to her bachelorette party,
when I had

felt like... Steve was a huge part of
that sex tape

thing and what made me so sad and what
was the whole reason that I wanted

nothing to do with her. It was just such
a huge deal to me. And then I'm like

seeing all of a sudden you're now with
this person. A lot of times it's not

about you.

I put my life on hold and nothing was
about me because it was about you for so

long. That's so unfair and that's not
how friendship works. I know that.

I know that I have literally, I've made
a lot of bad decisions and a lot of

selfish decisions.

And I'm just trying to realize the
things that I've done wrong.

I should never have cut you out.

I've missed you.

I've missed our friendship. I haven't
had a friendship like yours.

I was looking out for you.

But you're like my sister.

Like all of the things we've been
through, you think I'm just going to

Give a shit about you. Like, it's a big
deal. Because your friendships are fluff

with people.

I don't think friends are disposable,
period, or people are disposable, or

anything, and especially me. Like, I'm
sorry, but I was a fucking amazing

to you.

And it was so...

so hurtful the way you just tossed me
aside because i didn't fit into your

you you were so above and beyond
everyone and everything and it became so

to me and you were never going to step
down you were never going to be wrong

about anything i was always going to be
the bad guy i was always going to be the

one that was a friend and that's that's
i can never actually agree or admit to

that or apologize for any of that
because i never did anything wrong

It's when I feel hurt by someone, then
my way of dealing with it is like, I

can't let this person hurt me again, and
then you're done. And I was wrong. I'm

telling you, I was wrong, and I don't
want to do those sorts of things again

anyone. That's great, but too little,
too late.

I've got, like, obviously, like, amazing
people in my life. You know, I just

wouldn't have time to go through that
again.

I would be a damn fool.

Want a drink?

Oh, I can't make that. That's too hard.

Do you really want a metropolitan?

I'll make that. I'll figure it out.

I just threw it together.

What's up, dude?

Hey, dude. What's going on?

Thanks, dude.

How do you feel about it?

I had a good time, but I'm just... I
don't know if I'm ready for the kid

yet. He's the cutest kid in the world,
though. I'm not going to lie. He's a

kid. Yeah.

But there's three of us, and we
struggle.

What are you two gossiping about? Oh,
we're just gossiping. Yeah.

Are you okay?

I need a beer.

What's going on?

Me and Katie got in a big spat.

Can you go serve those people over
there? What's going on? You're fighting

Katie. Well, Tequila Katie reared her
head. They were all ganging up on

and I just, like, I stepped in, and I
was just trying to be the voice of

I'm reminding him that, you know, she's
our friend. Let's try to see it from her

point of view, you know? And then Katie
loses it. She's like, you never have my

back, which is the fight we have all the
time. Well, yeah, I've heard that

before. Yeah, it's BS.

But you know what, Tom? I've seen your
relationship, and I've seen... What's

that for?

Well, thank you.

Lordy, I think I need it. Actually, I
will have a sip of this.

You know what?

Sometimes with Katie, or with women, you
don't have to solve it. You don't have

to fight. You don't have to shout and
scream.

You don't have to do anything. You just
have to listen.

She just sometimes when she vents the
stuff that comes out of her mouth, it's

like where is it coming from? Yeah, but
I think she gets frustrated because she

doesn't feel that you're on her side.
I've seen this before.

And I think sometimes women want to
think, like with Ken, I think even when

wrong, I'm right to him. Ken has
probably defended me maybe even when

wrong. Tom Schwartz should learn that
sometimes it's better to be wrong and

happy than right and sleeping on the
couch.

I just can't believe that she's going
all the way over there. I don't think

a good thing. The timing couldn't be
worse, actually.

I don't think this is the best time for
Jax right now. I mean, he's got this

brand new shiny felony on his resume.

He's still at Sir doing the same thing
that he did when Stassi left.

It's just you and her fight.

Oh, yeah. It's not up to me. It's not up
to me.

It's Katie at the end of the day. And if
she wants to take her back in her life,

that's on her.

She's been burned once.

The worst case scenario is if everyone
becomes friends with Stassi again, and

then she convinces everybody not to be
friends with me.

I mean, I'm not the one that acted like
my life was better than everyone else's.

I'm the one that's still around. I
didn't tell everyone to fuck off. I hope

everybody can remember that. I'm curious
to see what's going to happen with

this. Yeah.

Now I'm, like, anxious.

I just want to know. To be a fly on that
wall. I know. To be a fly on that wall.

I haven't heard anything break or anyone
yelling, so that's good. That's good.

They're, like, right there in the right.

It's been like, it's been a while.

John's calm.

I mean, like, I hate that

I've missed out on so much.

Like, and I hate that I know that you
were one of the best friends I've ever

had.

Because I've missed out on a lot, and
I'm sorry about a lot.

I know. I mean, the night that Tom and I
got engaged, it was weird. Like, your

face, like, flashed across me. And I was
just like, wow.

I didn't think that she wouldn't be
here.

But then I was just like, well, she
didn't want to be here.

Because I'm just a big fat loser.

I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Thank you for apologizing.

I've been waiting for that for a really,
really, really, really long time. And

even though I wasn't waiting anymore, I
was still waiting.

This might be the very first time I've
ever heard Stassi admit she was wrong

actually sincerely meaning it. When
people can just be forthright and admit

things and take responsibility, that
goes a long way with me.

And I know Schwartz said he invited you
to our engagement party, and I know you

said you wouldn't go unless they invited
you, so we can start with that, that

you are welcome to come if you want to.

That's an invitation.

Like, I want to give you a hug.

You can give me a hug. I feel like a
girlfriend who's seeing her ex

Coming

up...

Maybe you haven't been given enough time
to them or attention to them. You know

what friends are like. Sometimes it's
like...

We had a really, really good
conversation. Like, not the last.

I mean, there's going to be other
conversations, obviously.

You know what?

I'll take slowly.

I'm okay with that.

I mean, I don't know how this could have
gone better, so this is good.

I mean, Tina, what do you want us to do?
It is up to you.

I'm doing whatever you want. I mean, I
already paid for the room, so I can't

that back, but whatever.

Well, then we can go. Uh -uh.

No, you can just pay me back.

I don't care. It's completely up to you.
I'm not making a decision. Let's just

hang out for a little while. Whatever
you want to do.

I want to hang out for a little while. I
just came for moral support.

And that doesn't seem to be needed, so
I'm good right here.

I'm fine. When Kristen, Stassi, and
Katie were all friends before, they

people I wanted in my life. I'm like,
this is not my shit.

I need my girl Ariana.

Good night.

Good night.

Katie was like my new Ariana, but if
Katie goes back to the dark side, I just

don't know where that leads me.

I literally made a joke that I had
ordered male strippers.

And I'm like, those are my male
strippers.

Those are my male strippers.

And then I heard she thought it was
lame.

And then I almost... This is exactly
what I wanted. I wanted a weekend with

of the girls. The whole day. And that's
exactly what it is.

I'm going to go call and tell them we're
not coming.

You want a cocktail?

Um, I'm okay.

Why are you such an adult? Like, you get
married and all of a sudden you're

like, I don't need to drink for
breakfast.

Like, does that happen? I'm never
getting married.

I mean, Kristen, I have news for you.
The morning drinking isn't the only

you shouldn't be married right now.

Ariana, so fucking rude about you at the
beach. It, like, pissed me off. If

we're going to talk about this, I am
going to actually need a drink.

Do you want vodka?

Sure. Okay. Thank you.

So I heard she was talking about Rachel,
and I confronted her about it. Then it

was like, oh, well, Jack's a liar, and
I'm like, okay, you guys, I'm like,

Shayna told me to, like, come on. And I
was like, and that's, like, your best

friend. And she said, no, she's not.

No, she's not. She has not been acting
like my best friend. She's been talking

lot of shit about me. Because you're
negative and you're sour.

It's just kind of funny when, like, she
knows, like, everything Shayna and I

have been, like, going through this
summer, and she's still, like, a bitch

me. But not to him.

Just to me.

That's upsetting to me. I don't want to
talk about it anymore, so.

I'm going to go put on my bathing suit.

I'm going to go talk to people.

Okay.

One, two, three, six, nine, 12, 15, 17.

Perfect.

I would bartend for the mere fact that
you guys.

Get to just wear cute stuff all the
time. The thing is that you don't want

have too much cleave.

Because when you go to make things, it's
just like... Then you get better tits,

babe. Mm, mm, mm. That's what you think.
The guys that want to look at your tits

are the cheapest.

Ugh. What are you up to?

Hi. Listen, do you want to stop messing
about and go back to the hostess stand?

Anything going on with you?

I'm just enjoying my time away from
Sheena and Katie.

So your relationship with Sheena is
pretty much broken down then? I don't

to be in a complicated dynamic.

Life is complicated sometimes, and with
friends you can work through it. Depends

on the friend.

Oh my God, this is the best day of my
life.

How are you feeling?

I'm fine. I'm just annoyed over several
things.

I knew everyone was going to be friends
again. That's what I wanted.

But now it's like the one friend I had
outside of this group doesn't want to be

my friend anymore, and it's hurtful. But
you have friends here, then. I know,

but it's always been you guys, and then
me, and now I'm a part of it, but I

still had that one friend.

Even though Ariana and I haven't had the
perfect friendship this summer, she's

still one of the closest people in my
life. But hearing her tell Kristen that

she doesn't think I'm one of her best
friends anymore just makes me wonder.

And what am I to you?

All you guys are, like, having fun and
hanging out and all friends again. And

I'm like, cool. All I can think about is
my, one of my best friends. So I

thought, like, doesn't see me that way
and doesn't like me anymore.

How long have you been friends with
Sheena? Almost five years.

You don't try that or what? She's not
being herself right now.

I have seen the strength of the
friendship between Sheena and Ariana.

They really loved each other. And in
their times of need, they were really

for each other. And I think it would be
sad to see that relationship end.

I mean, maybe you haven't been given
enough time to them or attention to

You know what friends are like. I get
it.

Lisa loves Sheena, and she wants
everybody to get along, but this is a

completely different situation.

It's a shame just to let that friendship
go.

I'm not trying to.

We'll sit down and talk to her. She
turns into a different person.

It's like, well, she can just peace out
on me so easy. Like, maybe everyone else

can too.

That's what I went through exactly with
Jossie, and it's like, everything

changed. Now you're one of my best
friends in the whole world. They're not

best friends anymore, but you are.

You were there when everyone left.

You know, I mean, like, I have people
that appreciate and cherish friendships

my life, and I'm not, like, going to
change that.

Oh, my God, Sheena. I'm not trying to
move in and kick you out.

Seriously, this isn't like Taylor Swift
and Katy Perry fighting over backup

dancers. Like, everything's going to be
okay.

Long summer. Like, the last time I was,
like, away from Shay was when we were,

like, not cool at all.

I know, and I'm in that same boat right
now with Todd and that old me that just

can be so mean and just impulsive with
things that came out. And, I mean, I

shouldn't say, like, I don't want to
marry you. And, like, you can have the

back. You can sell it if you need the
money. Like, I need to have a

with him just to kind of get it all out.
So that way we really do leave it

behind us.

This weekend has been all about
forgiveness, but I still have to go home

face Tom, and I don't even know where we
stand these days.

Well, thank you so much for being here
with me. Yeah, of course.

I wouldn't have been able to do this by
yourself. I wouldn't have been able to

do it without you.

Honestly. Coming up.

I've never seen Krista without a drink
in hand.

That's the cause.

Yeah, you want to talk?

Katie, do you still have a cocktail
right now? Yeah. You want to come sit

me? Sure.

This is fun.

It still feels like surreal because it's
like I didn't think that I would ever

talk to you, we'd ever be friends, and I
was okay with that. I'm really glad

that you gave me this opportunity.

Katie and I aren't all the way back, but
this was the first step, and I couldn't

be happier about that.

It's obviously been a really long time
since we had a conversation that wasn't

heated or wasn't like that. But
obviously, like, I'm still getting used

of things.

When Kristen and I started talking
again, it took a very long time for us

to a place where we are now.

So I get that. I get that things take a
while. And so that's why I don't want to

overstep any boundaries. And I'm just,
like, trying not to be a weirdo.

like, I feel like...

When I see you walk by, I want to be
able to just be like, okay, and just say

whatever you see, but I know I can't
because that will take a while.

There are still reservations with me,
obviously.

It doesn't feel real. I feel like I'm
like, this isn't real.

It's all catching up with me.

I'm still very cautious about the stuff
with Stassi. We weren't on a two -week

hiatus where we were just giving each
other space.

It was a year.

It feels good to talk, and it feels
right.

Like, I just want you to be as, like,
100%, and I will be as well.

I think we have to kind of re -meet each
other, re -get to know one another, and

that's going to take some time. I want
you to be able to ask me any question

that comes to your brain.

I will.

I don't know if you've got your stuff
together, but I know we have to leave.

I haven't been in a good mood like this
in a really long time.

Family back together.

But it's not like perfectly in place,
but it's baby steps on the right track.

I'm as desperate as Stassi is. I want to
delete the last two years, be best

friends again, but with better men.

Maybe we can like stop for a cocktail in
LA.

I am not going to stop for a cocktail.
I'm driving.

Can I stop for a cocktail?

The last 12 hours has been so intense.

I mean, Katie shows up.

I almost shit my pants.

Then Katie's being cautious, but then
she's not being cautious, and I feel

things are fine.

I don't care about caution.

Let's cut the shit.

Let's just be friends.

Ow!

Hello. Hi, beauty.

How are you? How are you?

Good. You look lovely.

Good. You look great, as usual. Thank
you. As per usual.

Hello, welcome.

Hi, darling. How are you? Can I have
some water?

I'm going to have oysters.

Can I get the fish and chips, please,
then? Absolutely.

Thank you. May as well go with the bad
news first.

I got basically fired from Pump from the
DJ.

What?

Yeah, I went into work drunk on
Saturday.

You went into work drunk. Yeah. But what
brought you onto that path? Calm down,

calm down. When you had to work. Calm
down a little bit. You know, I've let

down. I've let you down as well since
you got me the job a few years ago.

And you were happy, right? I mean, for a
split second until Kristen walked in

and then everything just goes down. But
there you go.

Why was Kristen at pubs? I don't know.
She just showed up.

If she wasn't there, would you have
gotten fired? Answer me that. That's all

want to know. Yeah, I would have. Why?
Because it would have happened

eventually. My mum's not the biggest fan
of Kristen. She wants to blame her for

the position that I'm in nowadays.

But I take full responsibility in the
way I fuck up.

These ones here are the fanny bags.

James will have the fanny ones. He's
going to take a fanny out of a shell.

God, thanks.

You know I'm a dirty bitch.

Oh.

I've never seen Kristen without a drink
in hand.

That's the cause.

Yeah, your one's the cause.

Please don't compare me to Christmas.
Everyone is... Do not... No, no, no.

Respect. I will. Do not compare me to
Christmas when I'm your mother. Have

respect. Yeah, I know, but you, like...
I'm like what, James?

Sorry, sorry. I make mistakes.

Stop crying, I'm not. People say, like,
sons date their moms, like, through

girls, and that's, like, a subconscious
thing that I think I've always done,

because Kristen drinks a bottle of wine
every day, and my mom used to do that.

Kristen and my mom actually are. They're
the same f***ing person.

Regardless, I'm still gonna see him.

Are you? It was just a conversation.

Oh, oh, bitch, you got me fired. But I'm
going to sit and have dinner with you.

She didn't get me fired. Why are you
saying that? She did not get me fired. I

got me fired. I got me fired. No, no,
no, no. No defense.

She's not your girlfriend.

Man, I love my mom. Like, I've always
been the shining light in her eyes.

I could never do anything wrong.

But don't hate Kristen because she was
my ex -girlfriend and I'm your first

That annoys me.

You need to keep your eye on the prize.

I've got a plan.

Quit alcohol, get super fit, massive six
-pack, get my job back at Pump,

kill the album.

And get a big, massive thing of Calvin
Klein underwear, baby.

If I can, yeah, why not? New York, here
he comes.

110%. Coming up.

Don't try to defend them because they're
criticizing me for simply living my

life. Stop going around touting that I
don't have your back. That's not having

my back.

Oh my gosh, it's so hot there. It's so
hot here, too.

What is that? I smell Stassi.

I walked in the kitchen. The look on her
face, she was just like... And she

immediately started, like, crying.

Also, while I was there, I also had time
to think about the whole text argument

that we got into the other night.

Is what you said still standing? Can I
pawn this and start a new life? I

gotten to that dark place in so long. I
feel really let down that I let myself

get there.

It's still really messed up to say that
I don't want to marry you and I want to

call it all off. Thank God I'm not
pregnant.

I can't believe I even ever considered
you as marriage material.

Stop. I know.

I don't understand how when we have
fights, how it gets to that level.

I feel like there's a nugget of truth in
there, like some of it comes from you

actually, you know, not.

Maybe you don't love me. No, of course
not, Dylan. I feel like you have doubts,

Dylan. If you do, that's okay. I don't
have doubts. You have to understand that

on the other side, I'm a hurt, and
you're being insensitive about it. Okay,

but it is. You're not hearing me out.
There was a reason that kicked it off by

Tom and especially Ariana. I've been
criticized for my life choices, and

what I've had an issue with, and that's
why I'm saying don't try to defend them

because they're criticizing me for
simply living my life. Stop going around

touting that I don't have your back.
That's not having my back.

You were ruthless.

But you were also an ass.

Yeah, a little. I wasn't asking, but it
was very brief, and I apologize, and I

tried to squash it, but you went off the
deep end. I felt like I wasn't being

heard. I felt like I wasn't being
understood, so I had to keep yelling. It

one -way conversation for four hours of
you berating me and belittling me.

Okay.

I mean, it's like getting in the ring
with Holyfield. I'm like, man, I was up

against the Rome.

You were so, like, on their side about
stuff. No, I wasn't. I felt that way.

Okay, yes, okay. I can't discount your
feelings. I've learned that.

Bubby, I don't like when we fight like
that.

I don't either. I feel bad.

What I thought about was just that I
don't need you to, like, defend me, come

and fight my battle and, like, bear my
cross. But if I am feeling hurt, if I am

worked up over something, I just need
you to be loving and supportive. Point

taken. I, like, shut down, too, and then
I know I do not help the situation

because I shut off and I just turn into
a cold ass.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Bubba. I love you.

I love you, too, man. And I do really
want to marry you. Look at that.

The Gordo doesn't like when we fight.
I'm sorry.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

You keep telling me I broke your heart.
You did break my heart.

You made out in his car, and that's it.
Yes.

So you didn't sleep at James's.

I'm just not fully on board with
marriage.

I want, you know, a husband. I want
kids. I want all that stuff.

Could we maybe have our engagement party
at your house?

I talked to Lisa.

She preferred to not be there.

This blows.

I need Saturday night off because I have
to take a red -eye back to Hawaii to go

to court.

They could put you in jail?

I don't know.

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