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This is why you shouldn't have a
girlfriend.

Agreed. I made it. You made it. You
moved quickly, Jack D. Boy.

We are going to Waikiki.

She's never liked James. What? It's my
birthday. I don't want him there. I'm

missing a trip to Hawaii. That's for
damn sure. The hard part of this whole

thing is the guesswork. There was a
slight argument for Kristen.

Because they figured enough time had
passed.

You know who gets to decide how much
time has passed?

Me. Okay, Sasha. Hard. What do you mean,
okay, Sasha?

You won't find anybody better than her.

I know. I love her so much. Get that
ring on her finger and walk her down the

aisle as soon as possible.

Katie Maloney, will you marry me? Oh, my
God. Of course.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It's official.

I think this is literally called the
Rose Path.

It is? Yeah.

Yeah, this is perfect.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

There we go. Your balance is off.

You're lopsided because of that big rock
on your finger. I am lopsided.

You got a freaking rock on your finger.

Papa, isn't this nice?

Oh, my God.

I just got engaged!

And she said yes!

She said yes!

And I love her!

No, it still hasn't become real because
I just feel like I've been on a cloud.

I pinch you. No.

As much as I've known and hoped and
pressured and everything to get to this

point, I am over the moon.

How about we make a rule that we have to
have sex every day?

Every week?

Meeting up to our... Every month?

No, I'm kidding.

What was my impression of you last
night?

That was bad.

It was called being too drunk. I woke up
naked on the couch and the taquitos

were burning in the oven.

I wouldn't say it was a disaster, but we
gave it a good effort.

Um, so Stassi texted me this morning. Oh
my God.

She just said, I can't even begin to
express how happy it makes me to hear

your engagement. When I heard the news,
I seriously got this overwhelming

feeling of love.

I always thought I'd be a part of that.
Crazy where life has taken us.

But just know I'm thinking of you and so
happy for you both. Hope your Pinterest

is ready and seriously, homeboy, it did
good.

I'll tell you this about Stassi.

There's been a correlation with Katie
being more relaxed and more positive

since Stassi's been out of her life.

I don't even know if her and Patrick are
still together.

Yeah, I don't know.

Yes, Stassi reached out, texted me about
my engagement. It was nice and

surprising, but that was the end of it.
I don't want anything to do with her.

And I have to go to serve.

No.

Well, it's okay. At least I'm in a good
mood, so.

Wait, just for the record, when are you
going to get a tattoo of my name on your

ass? Oh, blah, blah.

Hi.

Show me.

You did a really good job. I was
completely shocked.

Let's talk about the nitty gritty. Is
the sex better? You're so true.

Girl, do not tell me that you did not do
the dirty last night.

Well, we'll make up for it tonight.
Girl, don't give up.

I mean, if I were married, I wouldn't
give up. Keep plugging along.

I love it. I'm obsessed with it.

Hi.

Anything to tell me? Any news happening?

I don't know. What do you think?

Come on, let's see it. Let's see it.
Ready?

Finally! I feel as excited for Katie,
almost as excited as I was for

Pandora. It's like, yes!

Finally! I'm happy with you, darling.
Are you guys going to Hawaii?

Yes, of course.

Okay, you've got your shift covered?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Why are you smiling like that? I don't
have one covered, but I will work on

that. What are we doing? We're talking
about engagement rings. I know. We've

a restaurant to run. Let's go. How can I
work under these kind of circumstances?

I'm out of ones. Let me know if you need
change and I can try to get change from

another bank.

Hey, hey.

Hey.

Howdy. How's it going? I got to let some
people know who's coming to Hawaii and

who's not coming to Hawaii tonight.

And some people are like, this schmuck
over here next to us is not coming.

I don't want him anywhere near me. Oh, I
hear you. Turns out that we are

excluding people from this trip. So if
we're excluding people, James is out.

That being said, Friday I am inviting
Kristen to lunch.

I figure since she can't come on the
Hawaii trip, I'm going to invite her to

lunch. Here's my thing with Dodie. I'm
always waiting for her to, like,

Here you go. Thank you.

Excuse me. So, oh, Friday, I have a
birthday lunch that I'm doing. It's like

Asian -infused restaurant. It's
something new and trendy.

Yes. Because you know how much I love
Asian -infused. Actually, Brittany set

up. I invited, obviously, the usual
suspects.

Yeah, all right.

That being said, I did invite Kristen
since she's not coming to Hawaii.

Hi.

Hawaii. I know. I was just telling her
about Friday.

Kristen is coming. I let them know. You
don't need to make issues where there

wasn't an issue anymore. Are you coming?

What? Are you coming?

Is that really a question?

Yes, it is. Oh, no, I'm not going to
come because it's a really big deal to

that Kristen's coming.

So you're being sarcastic? Yes,
absolutely.

Ariana, you can spaz out over who comes
to the party, or you can be cool.

But you can't be both.

You're creating something where there
was nothing.

That's what makes me upset. I would
never make you look like an ass.

See you ladies later.

No one's making you look like an ass
other than yourself.

No. When you're rude, then you're doing
that as you talk over me. As you talk

over me.

That's a big problem I have. You talk
over me, you put words in my mouth.

And that's what makes me feel like you
guys aren't true friends because I don't

appreciate that. I don't have to like
Kristen and I don't have to be around

and I don't have to be friends with her.
And if telling them that I'm going to

do me is somehow offensive to them, bye.

For you to say that Katie and I aren't
real friends after everything I've been

there for you for, that just is, that
just hurts my feelings. It's not like

that.

Fighting with Oriana is like fighting
with a brick wall.

It's not going to go anywhere.

It's not going to change.

I said, you do you. I'll do it twice as
much.

I mean, we're all fine. We're all going
to have a conversation. You're never

going to win.

Don't listen.

I just want to go home.

I know. You'll do that every day. You'll
stare at it every day. You'll twirl it.

So not to change the subject completely,
but Jax was like, oh, so, you know, my

birthday lunch on Friday. He goes, I
told Ariana, Kristen's going to be

And then she's doing her sarcastic
thing. And I was like, so are you not

She's like, why would I not go? So Jax
walked away, and she said that she feels

that you and I aren't real friends.

How do we know?

Because she said that we're
constantly...

Throwing Kristen in her face, and her
real friends wouldn't do that.

Okay, bitchy Barbie, like, calm down.

I literally just walked away.

What happens when you start holding
yourself back from something at the

of someone else, that's when it really
starts to put the strain on you. That's

what I felt like Stassi. It seems like
Ariana viciously wants to cut people out

of her life. Like, well, if you want to
be friends with her, then we're done.

And that's such a Stassi move. Like, are
you kidding me?

We're all adults here.

30 years old, like, over it.

The girl I became best friends with
three years ago, you know, her and I

close for years.

And then the past, like, six months
maybe, I feel like she's just starting

like, resent us. I don't know what's
going to happen in Hawaii. Like, are we

just going to, like, all ignore each
other?

We definitely need to have another
conversation with her before Hawaii

don't want this tension the whole time
we're there. I don't either.

Coming up.

Dorothy is back.

Dorothy? Wait, wait, wait. Back where?

Come in here a couple of times. And if
it comes back, it's going to have to

through me first.

All right. And do we need a few more
minutes with the menu?

Are we ready to order?

Hey, I'm going to steal a bottle of
vodka.

I'm going to steal it and borrow it.

Haven't you stolen enough bottles of
vodka?

Half. That's why I'm borrowing this one.

Hi.

Busy night?

Did you hear about the engagement?

Yeah, fantastic.

Did you see the ring? Of course.

Anyway, listen, we've got a busy night,
but just letting you know that Darth is

back. Wait, wait, wait. Back where?

Come in here a couple of times. I don't
want her finagling her way into the

whole kind of circle.

And if she comes back here, she's going
to have to come through me first.

Stassi flounced out of here, and she was
derogatory about me. She called me an

old woman, and she was disloyal to the
restaurant, and she was dismissive of

of her friends.

You shouldn't have come here.

I can't be in, like, an area where
everyone is fake.

All I ever wanted Stassi to do was to
acknowledge the fact that I did a lot

her. She knows exactly what I did for
her.

There's a lot of unfinished business
here with her. I do not want free

do not want unfinished conversations.

I do not want anything happening here.
Do we understand each other? Sounds

great. Yeah, that's good. I give a drink
for free to a homeless person outside

before I give a drink to her.

Stassi really just didn't disappear. She
kind of pissed off.

Everyone is going to be shocked to hear
this, but we've been getting along just

fine without her. Okay, listen, we have
450 covers, okay?

I need to go back to work.

Okay.

Hey, Peter. Yeah? Do you mind if I take
a real quick break?

Five minutes.

Five minutes?

Oi.

Oi, mate.

You all right? What's up?

How's it going, then?

Chilling me.

Packed up in there. I love it. Love the
vibe right now. I've been spinning all

day. So I talked to Tom about Hawaii.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, and he said something along the
lines of, the reason why Jack has an

with you going is because Tom doesn't
want Kristen to go, and it's sort of

a passive -aggressive behavior from all
of them. That's the best excuse, mate.

But also because, you know, you go ape
when you drink. But, you know, I told

him, you haven't been drinking for like,
you know, what is it, 10, 11 days now?

Which is...

It's the first step. I mean, I had a
beer, but whatever.

I'm not, like, trying to get all blacked
out and, like, trying to be serious

about this, you know? And especially I'm
not going to go do that in Hawaii.

I don't see why you don't just show up
anyway. Just buy your ticket and go.

I mean, I'll talk to Jack. I'm just
going to be chill about it, you know?

plan for talking to Jack. Nod my head to
everything he says and getting invited.

And it's going to work because Jack is
such a dumbass.

I'll have a pineapple and pina colada in
my hand in no time.

There's not really much else I can do. I
think you'll say yes. We'll see.

Oh, it's Stravrini.

Hey, what's up? What's going on, man?
How are you?

I'm all right.

I just heard about the Hawaii trip, and
obviously, like, everyone's going, like,

you know, I just wanted to know, like,
the status on, like, you know, where I

stood with that whole situation, you
know?

I mean, I feel like you're a liability.

Well, mate, I just want you to know
also, like... Like, I haven't had a

10 days. I had one beer last night. And
this isn't going to be fluffy James.

The other day, I was just talking to
Lala.

You're a very dangerous girl to be
around.

Yeah. You're very, very dangerous.

Hello, babe.

How are you?

You don't need to get up in there and be
like, yo, yo, yo, what's going on?

I apologize.

I'm not trying to get in her pants or
anything. I'm not. If I wanted to, I

have. Well, I never said you were trying
to get into her pants. I was having a

drink. You're like, I bought that for
Lala. Where's Brittany? I'm like, sorry,

felt like just like a little bit weirded
out. Dude.

I know you're not trying. Now,
obviously, I see Brittany. I see you

taking pictures together. I know it's,
like, more serious now. If I wanted to

take Lala down, if I wanted to sleep
with her, if I wanted to be with her, I

could be with her in a second.

If Jax had more than, like, three or
four brain cells up in there, he'd

that he actually wanted me on this trip.

I mean, I want to go to Hawaii so I can
get with Lala.

Lala doesn't then flirt with Jax. Jax
then doesn't get in trouble with

And, quite frankly, the whole trip goes
smoothly. All because of me.

You're welcome, Jaxie boy.

It's actually time to practice what I
preach.

I'm all about...

forgiving and forgetting and i'm trying
to tell tom and ariana forgive and

forget with kristen so if i didn't
forgive and forget with james then i'd

little bit of a hypocrite

I've never seen him.

Recently, I've been feeling, you know,
closer with Kristen, which I didn't

I ever would again.

Do you want to see it? I want to hug and
I want to see it.

It's okay.

It's okay.

I can't feel.

Kristen did some really f***ed up
things, and she's really tried to prove

herself, and I think it's time to
acknowledge that and allow her back into

group a little bit.

Congratulations. Thank you, and to you.

Cupid. Five years ago. I did one really
good job. Like, other people maybe,

fucking Jackson, not a good thing.

Schwartz, Sandoval, and I all lived
together. We were roommates. And when

and I became friends, I knew it was
perfection.

Two peas in a pod. They're the exact
same person.

The amount of people that, like, texted
me and, like, reached out to me and,

like, I mean, everything is crazy. Like,
even, like, Stassi texted me.

He talked to her today.

I asked her if she saw it or knew, and
she's like, yeah, and I go, did you text

her? I was like, I did.

I responded, I mean, said, you know,
thank you, and thank you for reaching

Sassy and I talk a lot.

I know that Sassy is heartbroken, the
same way that it killed me to not be

for Katie's engagement.

Like, remember when we used to sit
around, like, you and Sassy, like,

YouTube videos of, like, engagement,
like, proposals?

Yeah. I feel like no one ever says yes
right away, because you're just so,

like...

I know that 10 years from now, we're all
going to look back on this stupid

brief time in our life when we weren't
friends.

It really, really sucks that Katie's
engagement had to happen during that

brief time.

So you're going to come to Jax's
birthday lunch, yes?

I know Ariana and Tom will be there. Oh,
are they? I actually didn't know that.

Yeah, they'll be there. They got their
way. I don't get to go to Hawaii, but

not going to not come to Jackson's
birthday lunch because they're bent out

shape about it. Like, get over it. Go
pack a bikini.

Coming up. I love to flirt with Jackson.
I don't know how to stop him.

Are you going to make this awkward?

I'm going to have to talk to her about
it.

Here you are, darling. Thank you.

Hi. Hello.

I spoke to Jack yesterday.

He basically just said, welcome to come
to Hawaii.

Jack told you to go to Hawaii? Well, I
don't really know if he wants me to go.

He was just being a bit of a wanker on
this. Well, why go? You know, Lala's

going to be there. You know what I don't
like?

What? It's almost like a game between
the two of you. It's like she's a

and she's not a trophy.

She's a young woman that is working
here.

So it's not like a competition.

There's no competition.

It isn't a competition, you're right. I
hate to compare myself to someone as

stupid as Jax, but, you know, I'm
striving to become the best I can be,

know, he's still striving to make a
f***ing cosmopolitan correctly.

This is so ridiculous, I can't even
begin to tell you. You want Max to go?

Yeah. I don't know about you two going
with this lot.

I'll take care of Max.

You'll take care of Max? Who's going to
take care of you?

Well, Lala can take care of me.

James, oh, why am I worried?

I have such a paragon of virtue, James
Kennedy taking care of my son. Relax,

Mummy, everything's fine.

And what do you think of Faith? Do you
like Faith?

Yeah, Faith's really cool.

Okay, good. You better stick it out for
me, though, because I still need that

friend -to -friend action, you know?

Oh, so you've got an ulterior motive?

Of course.

So that's why you like Max being with
Faith, because it gives you access to

Lala? You're a sneakily.

Max is going to be the perfect wingman
for me in Hawaii. We're going to be

chilling one second, then when I need
some alone time with Lala, I'm going to

give him the little word.

I'm going to go take Faith around the
corner, give her a little doozy around

bend, and then I'm going to have my time
with Lana.

Don't do anything stupid.

Don't do anything permanent. I'm sure
you'll do something stupid, but don't do

anything permanently stupid, OK?
Permanently stupid.

Look at me. So you've got three things.
Get your brush shift covered, get your

DJ shift covered, and look after my son.

OK.

Thank you.

Cute. I know.

It's only like three nights worth of
tips for one bathing suit. But these are

the cutest bathing suits like you'll see
anywhere.

So are you girls staying together or
with the boys? I don't want any boys in

room. We're staying just me and her.

Never know who we might run into.

There'll be Polynesians out there on
that island.

You say that now.

When you put a few drinks in me, this
trip is going to be full of eye candy.

a sucker for Polynesians, and I'm a
sucker for tattoos.

Heaven for Lala.

Lala, have you been to Hawaii before?

I know Faith hasn't. Yeah, I have, but
the last time I was there, I was like

I just like the color.

I wonder if we knew our vows in Hawaii.

Oh, my God. Your feet are so great.

You're like, where's the meat?

Are you ready for this?

Oh, my God. Can I leave them on? Yes.

Wait, did you cover the whole mitt?

Hurry up. I'm getting bored out here.

Sheena.

Come to mama, honey.

Do you think they'll be okay if I wear
just these?

Yeah, Katie and Ariana are totally going
to want to hang out with you if you

wear those.

Lala needs to understand she's going on
this trip with a bunch of girls and

their boyfriends, fiance, husband.

Walking around with pasties and a thong
is not going to go over well.

This is my type of rack.

I think this is a bra, but that could
totally be a bathing suit. It's cute,

right?

I'm a little nervous about Max and James
going to Hawaii. Yeah, a little bit.

It's so crazy, because I love hanging
out with him, and I love making out with

him, and, like, hugging him, whatever.

There's only one thing that's missing,
and it's, like, you have to, the person

you're with, you have to want to have
sex with. Well, I have news for you. I

touched James' pee -pee.

What? How big is it?

Um, let's just say my condom drawer is
full of magnums, and James would not be

able to use any of those.

That's why the whole James thing still
confuses me. I haven't seen Tim yet. So

how much you want to bet she sleeps with
James in Hawaii?

I think that'll happen. It's the right
combination.

Drinks. More drinks.

A lot of drinks.

If it wasn't for James, I wouldn't want
him to get whiskey dig. Whiskey dig!

Can we talk about one other thing,
though, that I'm stressing about? I love

flirt with Jax, and I don't know how to
stop.

I don't know how to stop.

Hurt so bad.

I gotta put these flames out.

Obviously, if I knew that Brittany was
driving all the way from Kentucky to

in with him, I'd behave myself.

Were you not texting him at 4 a .m.
after locking key to come over and...

Definitely did. I said, boy, come get in
my bed. That's it. But I didn't say...

So don't put words in my mouth. I take
full responsibility for being a flirt.

But some days Jax is with some bitch
from Kentucky, other days he's not.

This is way too complicated for me.

So, I mean, I wouldn't recommend being
disrespectful. No, I don't intend to

disrespect anybody. No, but I'm saying
even if you're flirty, she's going to

that as disrespect.

No, I know. The goal is I'm not going
to, I'm staring clear. When I get to

Hawaii, I think the best plan is to take
a note from one of the frigid bitches.

How to act like a lady.

Are you going to get that?

Probably not.

But I want everything in here. I know,
it's so cute. One day when I'm rich,

come back.

I don't know if there's enough room to
hang anything else in here.

There better be room.

We'll literally have a meltdown if I see
meth.

Yeah, I know.

We're definitely taking another step in
our relationship right now. I have to

say, Brittany moving in is very
comfortable for me. I mean, we've hit a

good stride.

So, did you talk to James about Hawaii
yet? He kind of gave me the whole, like,

puppy dog routine. Like, I want to come
and hang out with you guys. And I think

Kristen should go before James and Faith
and Lala.

Yeah, but didn't you invite Lala to
Hawaii?

I would never in a million years invite
Lala. You're invited to my birthday.

Are you all right with Lala going?

I mean, it's going to be kind of weird.
I haven't even talked to her. I have

this suspicion that Lala wants to sleep
with me, but I only know that because

she keeps telling me she wants to sleep
with me.

Gina said that she had just went
swimsuit shopping with Faith and Lala.

She was just saying it was going to be
hard to not flirt with you in Hawaii.

What's going on?

I mean, I don't know.

If you're showing interest and, like,
making it seem like you are interested,

she's going to think you're interested.

How am I making it seem like I'm
interested in her? I heard you guys

whispering in each other's ears at the
bar and tickling each other's backs and

you have your arm around her and stuff.

I wish Gina would just shut her mouth
sometimes. She really...

Are you going to make this awkward in
Hawaii?

I'm going to have to talk to her about
it.

I'm just going to ask her what happened
and what was going on.

Coming up. Lala told me that James
couldn't fit in the Magnum condoms

they were too big for him. And that's
why she hasn't had sex with him.

How you doing?

Hey, what's up?

Happy birthday, Omar.

Hello. Thanks for coming. Absolutely,
thanks for having me.

Jackson, is that turning 29th for the
seventh time now? Seventh time, yeah.

I'm pretty happy with my birthday group.
I mean, I got everybody that I want to

be there.

Now, if Tamara and Ariana don't like
that, I don't really know what to say.

When it's less quiet and awkward, I'm
going to have a conversation with...

I think

that's a good idea.

This is not a good idea.

Where should we sit?

Hey. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

What's up?

Jax and I are friends.

I've been mending my friendships with
Sheena, with Katie, with Schwartz.

When it comes to Ariana, I'm not even
going to waste my breath.

Ariana can sit and pout in the corner
per usual while we enjoy our shots of

cream cake.

Well, guys, you want to do it?

Birthday shot. Tom and I. Happy
birthday.

Cheers.

Since I'm not going to Hawaii, so I
brought Hawaii to our end of the table.

Thank you.

Kristen literally can't help herself but
to be passive aggressive. That one last

little dig.

To make me look like an ass and make her
look like a good person. Get over it.

Move on.

Speaking of who's going and not going,
did you guys hear about what happened to

Max?

No, what happened to Max? He was feeling
really lightheaded, fainted, hit a TV

and a piece of wood that was in the
bathroom.

One of the teeth got scraped in the
wood. There were still pieces of it in

wood. All of his teeth are fucked up.

So James was amazing, stepped up, took
him to the dentist. He had a three -and

-a -half -hour surgery yesterday.

Thankfully, he's on some really good
meds right now.

Don't ask for any.

But I don't know if he's going to be
able to come.

I've been there, done that, blot on my
face, knocked out my teeth. Several

surgeries later, the last thing I would
want to do is get on an airplane to go

on a vacation.

It was one of the worst mouth trauma
things I've ever seen.

Like, I don't know how your tooth comes
out and lodges in your lip. It was so

bad.

You're pretty.

You've been here before? Yeah, you came
here last night. I've never been here

before. You've never been here. Take
care of Maxie.

Ten o 'clock in the morning, I'm
knocking on his door. He opens the door

he's got this... Face that looks like
it's got 25 marshmallows stuffed up into

it. He's got blood all around it I Mean

he was in complete complete warzone
wreck yeah Yeah,

okay

Hey, Mum.

Hey, how are you?

I'm great. I just woke up and James,
Lala and Faith decided to come and

me. We're here to take care of him,
Lisa.

I can't smile still.

You still can't smile. But I think
that's the numbing that hasn't went off

either.

No, Mum, don't worry about it.

Well, I don't know what to tell you
because I'm fine.

She's only going to kiss you.

We're taking care of him.

I've tried to stop worrying about Max,
but it's hard. You know, they're always

your babies.

I love you too, Mum.

Bye. Bye.

Max needs to be recuperating. He doesn't
need to be at Party Central with Jax

and Tom in Hawaii.

I have to see the doctor the same day as
we all... I know. I don't know if I can

go to Hawaii now. Max is a critical part
in my master plan for Hawaii.

Max is supposed to be hooking up with
Faith, leaving La La Land for me. It's

selfish to break your teeth before going
to Hawaii because of such plans.

Hi, Ria.

Yum, yum, yum.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Oh, so good.

You're amazing. Thank you.

I think you don't I ran out of golden
toilet paper the other day I

lost

the battle with some of the invite

so

You know, I personally wouldn't have
invited James.

It was nice of you. It's kind of sad
when you have to ask someone if they can

come to your party.

That is exactly... I would have been
like, can I come to your party? If

not invited, then you're not invited.
Sorry to interrupt you, but yesterday we

went bikini shopping.

Lala told me that James couldn't fit in
the Magnum condoms because they were too

big for him.

Shut up.

Oh my God.

I feel like Lala's type is anything but
a dick.

regardless of the shape, size, or color.

Yeah, she was quite open yesterday.

James isn't way over his head with Lala.
He can't handle that.

Apparently you have to fit in Magnum in
order to enter.

There you do.

Yeah.

She's not.

attracted to him. That's why she hasn't
had sex with him. It's just like

flirting with other people's boyfriends.
Yeah, exactly.

Maybe just an attention thing.

Girl is like on fire right now, so.

I don't care if I'm at my boss's
swimming pool.

If there is water, my top is coming off.

Macs deserve to see booty and boobies.

It doesn't get much naughtier than being
in your boss's swimming pool with two

half -naked girls when my boss's son is
meant to be in the house bedridden

recovering post -surgery.

We're going to take four of these and
call me in

the morning. I feel better already.

I just spoke to my doctor, right? Hey, I
don't have to see him until Friday.

Hey!

I'm coming. Coming up.

I just don't want it to be this thick
tension anymore because I'm going to be

around. I'm not going anywhere.

Really? You're going to get another one?
You might as well. You're on a tattoo

train now.

Or Gordo.

Gordo first.

And Jack.

You're going to X out Bubba?

You're going to X out Bubba and put
Gordo.

Can I borrow your lighter?

Sure.

I didn't even know the last time we
talked to you.

Like, I cannot.

Please,

like, I just want you to be happy.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that we didn't work
out.

So, I'm not going to Hawaii, obviously.

You got your way.

I don't know if it was more of a you
thing or an Ariana thing.

I mean, do you think it's appropriate?

Jax is my friend.

and i know it's your birthday too which
is why i'm talking to you about it but

it's like i just don't know what it's
going to take for you to stop making it

hard on katie jackson sheena this has
less to do with like you and it has more

to do with the fact that like when it
was brought up it became this like

on me like that i'm weird for thinking
that i don't want you there just because

kristen's been operating behind the
scenes on this doesn't mean that She's

completely to blame.

I mean, she could have totally bowed
out, but nope, just kept on keeping on.

Do you think Jay could bring one of his
exes on a f***ing trip? Like, it's not,

it's just, it's completely
inappropriate.

Your presence does make me feel
uncomfortable, and it makes Ariana feel

uncomfortable, too.

Whoa, what is that? That looks so good.
What is that?

Where's Kristen and Tom?

Where are they?

It's apology tour.

The only thing genuine about Kristen's
apology tour in 2015 is her desire to go

on the same trip.

How does no one else see it?

I just feel bad eating because all their
stuff is sitting here. I didn't even

notice their bone's gone. I just noticed
she was gone. Oh, God.

Not on my birthday. I'd like to be a fly
on the wall for that one.

No, not really, actually. So how is it
going to be post -Hawaii then? Because

I'm still going to be around.

I don't know.

I was at Katie and Forrest's house
yesterday.

I hated that I missed their engagement.
Like, missing out on these, like,

moments. And when you get back from
Hawaii, you realize there's going to be

group settings.

There's going to be parties.

There's going to be things that I'm
going to be at. Kristen, I've accepted

a long time ago.

Kristen keeps bringing up all this stuff
about us in the future. And the thing

is, is there is no us.

All there is is me tolerating you. And
that's all it's ever going to be.

I just don't want it to be this thick
tension anymore because I'm going to be

around. I'm not going anywhere.

It's a big situation and there's a bunch
of... You don't think I'm going to be

around for her engagement, her
bachelorette party, her wedding,

this with her?

You're really going to plan this with
her?

Yeah, I am.

Tom and Ariana need to wrap their little
brains around the fact that I'm going

to be helping out and if they can just
accept it now, they won't f*** it up for

Katie later.

You have to understand that like...

There was a lot of things done. Like,
you did a lot of very aggressive things.

It's my fault, dude.

Who hooked up with my boyfriend?

I do wish she would get hit by a Mack
truck or something.

This is real life, Kristen.

Sometimes actions have consequences.

I just want this to get a little bit
easier. I respect your feelings, but I

going to be around.

Good talk, buddy.

I also want to talk and make sure, you
know, I just feel like maybe while

not here, I'm going to be cool.

When you're done glossing, do you want
to come meet me at the bar?

Sure. I'm coming too.

We keep losing people. Where did they
go? They went to have a little chat.

Ariana. I ate one of your potatoes.

You can have another one. I just felt
like talking to you, sir, was not the

best.

I just, I feel like there's been a lot
of tension.

Everything's fine. Like, today, it's...

It's not a problem.

We both feel like you've just been so
extremely negative lately and just angry

all the time and bitchy and
intimidating.

Kristen isn't going anywhere in our
lives, and I don't want you and Tom to

anywhere, but I'm not saying either one
of you are saucy or anything like that,

but it just feels like such a similar
situation where I feel like I'm being

backed into a corner and not given a
choice. We felt like we were backed into

corner. Yeah, but I don't like hearing
about someone questioning my integrity

my character because I'm willing to
forgive. I question people's integrity

character when they're not willing to
forgive.

All of you have hated Kristen at one
time or another.

There's a reason why I was never friends
with her, and it's my integrity and my

character. Your mom had actually reached
out to me and asked if you were okay,

and she didn't know if you were unhappy
with Tom and if he was a bad boyfriend.

I'm just saying, it's not just like us
making this up, like your own family has

noticed a change in your personality.

Are you kidding me? That really bothers
me. That's not something my mom would

prompt. I just wanted to clear any
tension that has been surrounding us

week before we go to Hawaii because they
do want us all to have fun. I can't

believe we're about to go to Hawaii and
I'm about to get on a plane with these

afts who look a lot like people who used
to be my best friends.

You do you, but I just ain't going to do
what I have to do for me.

Ariana thinks she's the cool laid -back
chick and Kristen's the one holding on

to grudges.

But in reality, it's the other way
around. I'm not going to put myself in a

situation where I feel uncomfortable.

Coming up.

Excited? I'm not really excited about
certain people that are being here,

Oh, my God, I'm so ready!

Is this just your bag?

I have two bags. Look at this.

I have room in both of them.

Max Fields, you're on antibiotics.

You're not allowed to drink per your
parents' orders.

If you're going to drink, do not do it
in front of me.

Are you excited?

I'm not really excited about certain
people that are being here, but oh my

I'm so ready.

It wouldn't be the worst thing in the
world if James went missing after the

first day.

Start a fight with a bouncer, end up in
jail. I'm just saying.

I couldn't be happier that I got myself
invited because I'm going to La La, and

what better place to do that than
Hawaii?

Come on, dude.

I just hope that now that, you know,
we're past the whole Kristen debacle,

whether she's coming or not coming, that
those two have a good time. I hope so,

because if she's Debbie Downer the whole
time, it's just going to ruin everyone

else's mood.

It's too bad Kristen's not coming on
this trip. Jack didn't get his way, but

and Ariana are happy, so I guess that's
all that matters.

I feel like I'm not having enough.

I know, I'm excited.

There are 14 of us, which means
everywhere we go is a party.

Still to come on this season of
Vanderpump Rules.

Be honest.

I never said anything. You're a good
liar.

This is not good.

Jax is not going to do anything stupid.

Jax just got arrested.

Where is he? I want to fucking kill him.
Don't come into work ever again.

You guys have this we're better than
everyone attitude. I've never acted like

I'm better ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

I got out stubborn. We moved mountains.
Out bitch. I don't give a.

And I lost this war. She should have
been focusing on her own relationship.

You had quite a few drinks. You're drunk
now. What should I do? You can't fix

everyone. You treated me like shit. I'm
still in love with you.

Sit the fuck down.

I'm the wife, Kanye West. Your ego is
out of control. Go away and grow the

up. I just don't know if I can make the
commitment.

I feel like I'm either all in with this
or I'm all out. Get a fucking job.

I can't believe I almost married you. I
hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Go

f*** yourself and die. You and I can
just beam up. Be like everybody.

There's something to be said for
history.

Hi. Hi.

Jackson's saucy. It's a match made in
bloody heaven.

Swallowing my pride is the worst.

You are a f***ing bitch.

I regret cutting her out so quickly. Now
you're back from the dead.

It's too little too late.

So I am going to go see Lisa.

That's going to suck. Hi, Lisa.

You had a boss and you had a good
friend.

And just sit up.

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