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No, because of you. Don't be mean to her. The girls are trying to push Laura

because they've got it here. And they don't want any competition.

Who were you with that did whatever you liked?

Lauren.

I have not spoken with James.

At all since I found out that he's my co -worker.

You know, Kristen calls me up and she says that you spit on her. You know I

on any f***ing girl, so don't f***ing tell me that I am. Okay, stop it right

now. For God's sake, just pull yourself together and nothing that you're saying

is more important than those kids out there.

This was heavy.

So it sounds to me like this is shaping up to be a really good birthday.

Getting excited.

Let's organize something. All of the guys are going to Vegas. I'll be here

working. You guys go have fun. It's nice to know that the day after my birthday,

I'm not invited to a big trip. You want me to not go?

Kind of.

How was everything?

Was it good?

Thank you to all of you.

All right, darling. Bye -bye. Bye -bye.

What is that?

Lisa needs me to take this to the mailbox.

I don't know if she goes, can you feel this and take it? I can't anymore. I'm

exhausted.

I was like, wait, just, like, so you guys know, Peter thinks that he's going

organize a guy's trip to Vegas the day after my f***ing birthday.

Okay, that's not happening. I'm sorry, but I like to have fun. Yeah, me too. In

that case, though, it's like, you're going to Vegas? Cool. When do we leave?

There's no boys. There's no boys. I'm sorry. Tom, he ruined the Vegas boys

last year.

You know, the whole Vegas thing actually did, like, make out with that girl.

I'm sorry, he lost the privilege.

No one's going anywhere the day after my birthday.

We're all in relationships now. Yeah, that's not happening.

This whole trip reeks of Peter and Jax.

Because I think maybe Jax and Peter are kind of freaking out that they're

finally with somebody that they are happy with.

So dumb.

I'm going to go back out there and check and make sure the table's all clean and

stuff. I figured you guys would want to know.

You do a little bit.

Yeah. Hey, how's it going?

I know you want something.

Peter has something to ask you.

So I celebrated my birthday here.

So I was wondering if it would be all right if I take some time off. Where?

A little place called Vegas.

Oh, for God's sake. The trouble you guys get into in Vegas. Haven't you learned

your lesson by now? You impregnated somebody in Vegas, if you remember.

I do remember that. I did go to Vegas and had a relationship with somebody

Thank you for reminding me. Well, that's okay. I'm just telling you. I'm giving

you the heads up.

Who's going? Me, Tom, Jack, Tom, and maybe Shay. No, no, no. You do not take

Shay. He needs to stay in a relationship.

Going to Vegas is probably not going to help him. What, because you're married?

It doesn't mean you have to be a prisoner. Oh, it does. It means you're

and it does mean you're a prisoner. No. So you don't need to try. No, then I'm

never getting married. Oh, really?

Oh, what a shock.

Why would Jack and Peter, that are in supposedly...

serious relationships, want to go and test themselves in Sin City. I mean,

that's like wolves going to a hen house.

I don't care if you go. As long as you make sure all your shifts are covered.

But I need you back by Saturday night. Deal.

Don't get in trouble.

Vegas. Vegas.

I had Anya put a reserve sign on the bar table.

Hi. What's up? What's up? How are you?

I'm good.

Good to see you.

Thank you. I just wanted to say hi and, you know.

Yeah. A little more awkward than I thought it was going to be.

So I spoke to Faith just now, actually.

She told me she's going to Ariana's birthday party. Clearly I'm not invited.

She's having a birthday party? Yeah, is she not getting invited?

I, no.

I mean, you know, I'm just, like, not even that bothered, really. I mean, it's

just going to be complete silver, like, bullshitter.

Like, it's, like, balloon animals, face paint, a little bouncy room.

I don't want to be an outcast.

I should be a basic bitch, and then I could get invited to all the little

unicorn parties.

That's really weird to me, because Ariana and I, I thought that we were

mean, Katie, on the other hand, I don't like at all. She doesn't really like you

either. Oh, ring my heart.

I'm just saying, I mean, I don't know what she's saying to you. Are they the

type of girls where it would be like if Ariana invited Katie and Katie was like,

I don't like Lala, Ariana wouldn't invite me? Yes, they're those type of

Really?

Hey, but if we've both got nothing to do, I mean, we can go out for a drink

again, maybe.

Oh, can we? Yeah, why not? You're paying.

All right. For all 17 of my cocktails.

You've got a lot of making of to do. We'll just leave it at that.

How many goodie bags do we need? I got one, two, three, four, five, six.

Who's all coming?

Sheena, Shay, Katie, Short, Peter, Sarah, Jackson, Brittany.

I obviously did not invite Kristen and or Jane.

Why not Kristen?

I did not invite Lala.

I invited Faye.

Yeah.

You're obviously not keen on the whole idea of... Of the boys' trip, huh?

Kind of felt like it's taken the stomach a little bit.

I don't want a guilt trip, Tom, into not going to Vegas. I just want him to

understand that it is meaningful for me, for him to be here with me, and to just

want to be here. Don't act sad about it, because you don't really care.

Peter and Jack, from what I understand, it was first presented to you.

as a guy's trip to Vegas.

And I just want to say, it's not a guy's trip to Vegas. It is a celebration of

Peter's birthday party, and it happens to be in Vegas.

You know that a boy's trip is something that we agreed that wasn't going to

happen. It's not a matter of like, oh, I feel like he's going to go and cheat on

me again. No, it's just, we just said no boy's trip.

Let me just go.

No. I'm sorry. Like, I'm not going to give you my blessing.

I'm sorry, but like, it just pisses me off.

It doesn't matter because you're not going anyways.

Yeah. In Ariana's mind, I'm not going. But we've been doing guys trips like

for years. I mean, it's tradition.

Better times are usually had when alone.

Involving takeout and Netflix. I'm just going to put that much more effort into

making her birthday the best birthday ever.

I do love it when you smile.

Can I get some macaroni with that cheese?

So that way she feels great when she sees me getting into that car and

with the guys to go to Vegas. It's official.

We're going to have the best birthday party ever.

Hide the black tape in, uh, yeah.

Okay.

My friend Courtney's parents have been the nicest people ever to allow me to

have this big birthday party at their house. It's going to be the best

ever. How's it going, man?

Good. Freaking hot, dude. I've been up since like 8 .30 this morning.

Are you ready for tomorrow?

Yeah, I'm still working on it. We'll see.

We're going to stop at this dig yard. It's like a playpen. Yeah. But instead

playing with shovels, we're going to be playing with bulldozers. And we're going

to be wearing hard hats.

Are you serious?

I'm very serious.

You've got to be ready. Yeah, I really have to go on this trip.

I can't miss that.

Just do me a favor. Just be very discreet about talking about Vegas to

We don't want to take any attention away from her thing today. No, I get it.

Yeah, that looks good, Ariana.

Hey, guys.

Hey, what's up, man? What's up, baby?

Look at you, dude.

Sarah. I'm not going to lie, I do have a bit of a bones pick with your

boyfriend. I feel like Peter at this point should know better than to invite

boyfriend on a boys trip. I know.

Tom and I went through, like, hell and high water last year, partly because of

this boys trip, and I was, like, not feeling super secure in the

just feel like it's, like, almost, like, disrespectful to, like, the

relationship. Dude, bulldozers.

Tomorrow. We're literally going to go to an adult stand. I've always wanted to

do that. Are you serious? Yeah. I saw that on YouTube.

My God.

Yeah. It's going to be great. It's a man's trip. It's not a guy's trip. It is

man's trip. It's a man's trip.

Is Annabelle going? Because I'm pretty sure Ariana would lose her mind if he

left right after her birthday.

Yep. Did he even ask you or did he bring it up?

No, he has not given me the impression that he's going. So, guy trips are

stupid. Wow, look at this. This is crazy.

I

definitely

think deep down Ariana is like a five -year -old little Harajuku doll.

I don't know many five -year -olds that drink tequila and jump on trampolines,

but... Happy birthday, Ariana.

Yay, happy birthday, Ariana!

So, hey, listen, about Vegas tomorrow, are you okay with all that? Yeah,

go ahead. Have fun.

You know, our relationship's so new that I'm allowed to go on all these guys'

trips.

I'm not sure how long it's going to last, though.

Job well done. Dude, I'm just glad Ariana's happy, honestly.

I don't mean to bring it up. No one's around right now. But how is that going

with you guys right now? My approach was terrible.

I had no good reason to tell her why I need to go to Vegas.

I was like, this was my last selling point because I want to go.

I had nothing, man.

Here's the thing. Ariana is pissed.

You should give her a couple more shots.

No, no, I should not get a couple more shots. I'm going to talk to Ariana.

She's on cloud nine right now. Oh, man.

I know. This could bring her down a few notches.

Coming up, prospect of you not being here.

I'm not going anywhere.

Basically, what I'm doing is reaching back into my own childhood and grabbing

all the cool stuff from parties when I was a kid and injecting them with

performance -enhancing drugs to make the most epic adult kids party ever.

We have a bounce house with a slide.

There's a bungee, trampoline sort of thing.

Oh, you're bald, really?

There's face painters, snow cones, cotton candy, and...

Hey,

where's Lala?

They weren't invited.

Yeah, that was tough.

I mean, Lala barely knows Ariana, so she didn't care.

I had a feeling you might show up with her.

And I probably would if she was invited. The first couple weeks when, like, you

and Lala got hired, like, I was going through so much personally.

He's just been drinking, like, so much lately. He's just, like, self

-medicating.

So, I apologize.

Lala, I like you a lot, right? Yeah, and I do. And I really like her. That's the

problem is trying to convince my friends to like her as much as I do. I feel

really bad that Lala wasn't invited to Ariana's party. I mean, just because

warmed up to her, not everyone else has. It's Ariana's birthday, and she's going

to come around at her own pace.

Hi. Hi.

I wanted to take a second right now before we get really drunk and let down

defense mechanism with the non -stop jokes and everything.

So you're going to go to Vegas?

Yeah,

I'm going to go.

You know, you won't even miss me. I will miss you.

Don't cry, baby. Don't cry. Why are you crying?

Come on, don't cry.

Why are you crying?

Because it's so hard.

I know.

I feel like I'm in a place in my relationship that it's pretty much the

thing in my life. And I feel like Tom is not prioritizing it, and that's really

frustrating. Don't cry, Bubby.

That means I'm going to be the one that constantly... What? That constantly

what?

Bubby, don't cry. Constantly bend.

No, you're not bending. I bend sometimes.

I'm wondering, like, how much more bending there's going to have to be.

There's very, very minimal bending after this trip.

If any ever again.

Three, two, one. Ariana, love you. Love you, baby.

I'll have it safe as ice.

I got some slow -mo video.

Hey, girl, hey.

Hey.

It's like the whole Vegas thing.

Hey, talk to him.

And he's going to go.

And, you know, for me, like, as much as it doesn't, like, soothe me or thrill me

that he's going to go, like, I'm not the tyrant girlfriend. I'm not going to,

like. My boyfriend is not going to leave.

Like, I'm not going to be in the bed like this sleeping.

Oh, my God, my birthday. This is so amazing. Well, why don't you just, like,

stay here and all of us and we'll just have some. Good morning. Oh, I'm by

myself because my boyfriend left and now we're going to go to Vegas.

I don't want to be by myself either. I don't like sleeping alone. Right.

That's why.

I'm kind of like, this trip would never actually happen.

I know, but there's a lot going on with my birthday that has nothing to do with,

like, this party or whatever, too.

Like... Like, I don't talk about it a lot, but, like, my dad, like, not being

here, like, I'm trying to, like, make, you know, a really fun time out of this,

but, like, there's a lot of shit on my mind that has nothing to do with any of

this. My dad died two years ago.

He was, like...

Northern California, hippie, long -haired guy. He surfed. He was just the

of person that you thought was going to live forever.

It's really hard to think of all of these things that I thought he would be

for. Tom, my best friend. It's important to me that he be here.

Because he's my best friend. He's, like, the most important person in my life.

Ariana is a very tough nut to crack. She doesn't wear her emotions on her

sleeves. Ariana's issues with Tom going to Vegas aren't really about her

birthday. They're not even about Tom. They're about her father and needing

companionship right now. This is, like, the one person I have. Have you told him

that? Because I know you don't talk about it often.

I completely understand where you're coming from right now,

but I didn't understand it because you are so strong all the time. You don't

have to be.

You don't have to be.

Katie and I cry a lot. I cry about dumb shit. I watch The Price is Right and I

cry. Like, I'm all about it. So you know what? It's more fun to be had. Go, go,

go, go, go, go.

I'm so pleased.

It's the best, man.

I've wanted this level of epicness.

for a birthday party for 25 years.

And today, it's happening.

Yay!

Thank you, guys.

I gotta go. I have to go. Hey, do you want to talk to me for a minute?

Yeah, sure. I'll see you tomorrow. All right, I'll see you later. All right,

right. Did you have fun?

I had probably, like, one of, if not, like, the best birthday.

Really? Possibly ever. Thanks for helping me with my party.

Of course. It's been really hard for me to talk about why I felt like I needed

you here with me.

I can't get it out without

being a pussy and like crying.

You're not a pussy.

I had that thing stuck in my head that my dad used to say to me every year on

birthday.

The Lou Gehrig speech about how today I consider myself the luckiest man on the

face of the earth and that one thing and I just like I could hear his voice

saying it all day today.

My birthday is really hard.

My dad used to call me and say the same thing to me every year on my birthday.

He said that the day I was born was the best day of his life.

When I need somebody and I need to talk about something or I'm feeling whatever,

like, it's hard for me to talk about, but you are the person that I feel like

can talk about it with. And so the prospect of you, like, not being here

I've been kind of, like, having these, like, things.

Ariana, all you have to know is, like, with us, with this,

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm always going to be here for you.

But apparently he told me that we're going to a construction yard and we're

taking bulldozers and like crushing with bulldozers.

There's no way for me to continue explaining how I feel and how it makes

So I just like can't even try to explain it.

Can I please just do this?

I only speak one language, and that's English. So I don't know how many other

different ways I can say, it means a lot to me that you don't go on this trip

the day after my birthday.

You're never going to get it. It's fine.

Coming up. How was the

birthday? Did you all have fun?

I wasn't invited.

We're going to Vegas.

Peter, thanks for driving, dude. Yeah, dude.

Of course. Appreciate it, man. I was back and forth about this a lot.

You know, obviously, I have never given Ariana any reason not to trust me. I

mean, I don't want to say Tom has never given Ariana a reason not to trust him.

I seem to remember a little something about a...

Miami, Miami girl or something like that. We had sex. No, we did not. We had

sex. No, we did not. Yes, we did. You're a liar right now. Obviously, she

completely trusts me. But we don't need to go there. The thing I don't like

about this is the fact that they're telling you you're not doing that. You

like between me and you guys, like I see that sometimes with like Sheena and

Shay and it kind of bothers me.

She just answers for him sometimes and that's not f***ing cool.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Dude, it smells, man.

That's really bad.

Is that you?

Of course, dude.

Oh, my God.

Dude. It smells like your apartment.

Shut up. It smells like your apartment. I can taste it. It does not smell like

my apartment.

It does. My apartment smells good. I just bought a volume spot candle. It was

$30.

How was the birthday? It was fun.

Good. Good food, sports barbecued.

I missed you, though.

Yeah. I'm not going to even lie.

I mean, I'm still, I don't know. What?

Hey. Hey.

Are you going to cut here?

Yeah. I don't want to stand and do it back there. I'd rather sit here with you

guys. Why do you do that in the line?

So there's a split, like I can stick it on the outside. So you don't have to do

it. Each one. I talked to Tom. I'm like, I'm about to go to Sir.

Three Sir bartenders go on a trip to Vegas.

Where does that leave me? I have to work all weekend?

Suck, man.

Hello.

Hi.

What's this?

A specials for tonight.

Okay, what should I have? What's good?

Hey, how about you? Do you know what's good?

I would go for the Chelsea bath.

And how's that served?

With pomegranate butter sauce, which I would love to try, because that sounds

amazing. But how are you getting on?

Everything good? Good. Everything's great.

You're doing better? Mm -hmm.

I got to rejuvenate at Ariana's birthday party. How was the birthday? Did you

all have fun? Oh, my gosh, it was amazing.

Did you have fun?

I wasn't invited.

Well,

I didn't invite everybody, everybody, because I didn't think it would make

for, like, just everybody to come. It's my 30th birthday.

I had, like, my family there, you know what I mean? Faith has a family? You

met her?

Faith and I have spent more time, much more time together, and we've talked

more, and, you know, I don't know, we've spent a lot more time hanging out. I'm

trying to find the video to show you.

I don't know why I have been bullied most of my life. I mean, despite my

appearance and what I wear, I'm very vulnerable, and I'm...

So sensitive. Feeling lonely is the worst feeling in the world.

Well, sometimes it doesn't feel nice to be the only one that's left out. It's

not the only one. There's lots of people that didn't come. Everybody else went,

didn't they? No, not everybody else.

I did a double backflip.

Well, you were probably doing a double backflip somewhere else, weren't you,

darling? Were you having fun? I remember a lot of Mondays in high school finding

about this super cool party that happened last Saturday.

And that is a shitty feeling.

I'm not trying to make anybody else feel like that. Tom surprised me again.

Oh, well, Tom surprised me because you guys have let them go to Vegas, right? I

don't tell my boyfriend what to do. I can't tell him what to do. I bet you

tried. I bet you tried.

I cannot believe in a million years that you two would let them go to Vegas.

I would not indulge Ken for one second if he said, I want to go to Vegas with

friends. For what?

There's no excuse.

This is just their excuse to be naughty.

So what are you going to do when they're running around having fun?

She knows you need to get out and have fun and teach those guys a lesson.

exactly what I would do. I just have fun. The more allowances I give you,

ring event, you just have to keep adding a carrot to it. You don't even come

home in the morning. That's what I would do. I would not pick up the phone.

I'm serious.

My God, you don't get mad.

You get what?

Even. All right. Is that convincing?

Here we go.

Here we go.

Okay. I think this is the plate. Yeah. We're here.

Welcome to Dig This. How are we doing today?

What's up, guys? Hey. How's it going?

Ready to have some fun with some heavy equipment? Tear up the sandbox a bit?

Yeah. Wonderful. Wonderful. Now we're going to administer the breathalyzer.

We do that because you're operating heavy equipment.

We'll start with you. When this gets to zero, you're going to blow on that end

of the tube for five seconds. Give me a steady stream of air. When it beeps

twice, just set it down.

If I know one thing about us, we're heavy drinkers.

So I don't know if we'll pass.

I'm hoping that we do.

I know I will because I haven't drank since last night, unless I still have

alcohol in my system.

Looks good.

Okay. Perfect.

Excellent.

Zeros. Steady stream of air. It's a zero.

I'll say no more.

Excellent. All zero.

You're good. Hang on to it.

Is this a zero?

I'm thinking about it. It's all zero. It's all good.

Dude, you're sweating bullets over there. I'm sweating bullets.

Now that I think about it, I don't really think I've ever passed a

All right, all right.

Oh, man. I feel in control.

This is man stuff.

What I'd like for you to do is pull back with your left hand all the way. All

right, there you go.

All right, guys, perfect.

I'm here.

Now don't drop it.

Not only is this...

It's going to be one of the coolest parts.

So gratifying.

How can you?

I'm winning, baby.

Actually, it doesn't look too bad, bud.

And stop. There you go. Well, it could be easier.

Come on, baby.

Dude, I feel like I got two giant balls in two of my legs. You feel like you got

some balls now? Damn, man. Holy shit. You got some balls? How awesome was

I need a beer now. That was awesome. We just bulldozed.

Yeah. Yeah, we did. Now we're going to go eat some steaks and potatoes. Yeah, I

want a steak and some beer. Maybe go hammer up some drywall. I don't know.

We went to Vegas to move dirt. See? We're growing.

We don't need women all the time.

Put a hot girl in a bikini, though, out there while I'm moving the dirt would be

really cool.

Let's do it.

Guyship for life.

I'm sorry. Just kidding. Just kidding.

Coming up.

No. No, Jack.

Don't do that.

Don't do that. You're welcome, America.

Hey, Ming.

Welcome to the Palms Casino.

I love the energy of Vegas. I love how you can walk around

with a drink in your hand.

I just love everything about Vegas.

We got the

suite. We got room service. We got booze.

It doesn't get much better than this.

Oh, my God, dude. You're naked.

Jess, wait.

Bitch. Jess, don't run away from your feelings.

I mean, let's face it.

We're definitely sober.

That's for sure.

No. No. No, Jack.

Jack, don't do that. No, dude.

There's a reason why guys trips are a hollow tradition, you know?

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

You're welcome, America.

It's like you want to hit that three stooge status, you know? No, we either

this kind of stuff or, you know, we do bad things. Don't ever dance like that

again. I mean, a big part of guys weekend is us just sitting around trying

make each other feel as uncomfortable as possible.

Jack, what the f***?

For some reason, that involves a lot of humping.

Hey, Ming.

Get out of here. Ew.

Oh, God.

No, I'm not part of this. Oh, my God. Stop.

You got to have your guard up at all times.

The work on the flat irons, I totally forgot mine.

Sports,

wear that.

Good shirt.

I'm actually good. Come on, man.

I'll catch up with you in a minute.

All right, we'll see you there, Tom. All right, let's go.

Hey. Hey.

Yeah. It's going to be for like a pajama party.

Do you know what I'm sick and tired of? What?

What? Not kissing your stupid face.

Aw, you get out of here.

Yeah, I'm disappointed.

I do wish Tom was around for all the reasons that I had said before, but now

that he's gone, it's okay because I've realized I have all of these really good

friends around me that I can talk to.

Alright, I'm gonna run downstairs.

I love you. I'm gonna call you in a little while, alright?

I love you too.

I'll talk to you soon.

Bye. Bye.

How's it going?

What's up? Hey, the lone straggler. Why'd you say that?

Well, you're the only person not in Vegas.

I think I'm honestly not invited just because of...

I just feel like Jack doesn't want me being there because he doesn't want me

stealing his limelight. Well, you guys have been, like, yelling at each other

have food in the restaurant.

Honestly, I swear to God, I was really off with the way he's just been, like,

chilling with Kristen.

I feel like he's just trying to have me in a competition or something. He's

trying to do with Lala, like, he's trying to win at my game, you know? If

the prize, he's certainly not going to win it. Hello.

Hi, Lisa.

Are you chewing gum? Not anymore. Seriously.

Go spit it out, and we need utensils on table 11.

You want me to go do that right now?

Yeah.

He just put that piece of gum in his mouth.

How's your day? You've just been sitting there pissed off because he's in Vegas?

No. Or are you kind of dealing with it? I guess it's just so... What is it? It's

hard to talk about. So my dad's been gone for like almost two years, but...

Father died, yeah?

Yeah, like suddenly massive heart attack, like 67.

The biggest reason why I wanted him to be there was because these milestone

events in my life and, like, these big things are what kind of bring me back,

even though they're so happy.

Exactly. Why didn't you tell him? I didn't want to be that person that's

let me bring up my painful, you know.

Is the man that you show your life to? I mean, why would you show him right now?

It's scary.

I know Ariana can sometimes appear a little bit aloof, shall we say, but

is absolutely paramount in a relationship.

Otherwise, what do you have?

It's scary to... What?

To know that somebody is so... What are we scared of? Important.

That's a wonderful thing.

It's okay to feel something, Ariana.

I know that I should have felt okay with being emotionally vulnerable with Tom

and telling him that sooner.

Because he...

never once not been amazing to me. Okay, now wipe your tears away and have fun

tonight. All right.

I'm going to.

I want to be at a slumber party.

We'll have a shot for you.

Don't be naughty.

I'll try.

Coming up.

Oh my God. Let me see you shake that.

What do you want this coffee table?

I'm putting my serving skills to the test.

Hi. Hey, baby.

I got lunch.

Thank you.

Any appetizers?

Just if anything's getting low, someone notice because I have to save Shay some

food. Ariana and Katie were very reluctant to let the Toms go to Vegas,

don't need to worry about the boys being out of town.

They're the ones who should be worrying about us. We're going to play sex.

question game gina how do you feel about oral sex do you prefer giving or

receiving um receiving duh come on let's be real i honestly like

to give almost sometimes rather than receive receiving i almost feel

like pressured in some way to like like it even if i didn't like it oh that's

terrible like if tom's down there doing that i'm just up here like what do i do

with my hands like

How about give and receive at the same time?

That's nice. Next question.

Let's be honest. Katie's answer doesn't even count because we know her and

Schwartz are on the vacation plan, which is sex on vacation only.

They haven't traveled in a couple of months.

Lisa.

came in and she was just like, I can't believe you let those guys go to Vegas.

This is mostly a generational gap between me and Lisa that maybe it's a

more old school to try to keep your man wrapped around your finger and keep him

under thumb.

It's not that I have beef with Lala. She just was like, I just, and Lala's

sitting there and I'm like, I don't have any issue with you.

Ariana, should I just invite her? I mean, it's not late.

That would be so amazing. I didn't invite her because I just didn't want

to feel uncomfortable. For sure. Like, I'm not going to tell you not to do

Wait, I need to fill up that wine glass. I'm going to call her and see if she

answers.

Hi, little baby.

Can you come over? You live, like, walking distance.

I don't know. Are you sure?

Yeah. I didn't think I was doing anything tonight, so I, like, started

ready for bed.

Well, we're all in pajamas. It's a pajama party, so you would fit right in.

right. Okay.

So we've hit a point where if I don't cheat it is meaningful because

I could.

Thank you.

But it's a little part of me that wouldn't mind if the girls are here.

I'm here because I feel like the

olive branch has been extended.

You got to catch up. You got to.

And I would be an idiot not to take it. You're welcome.

Yeah, this is the thing. You and a guy have been hanging out.

You're out.

You start making out. And you're like, okay. You're like, we're getting

He's going to have, probably, if you're making out, a little bit.

Sometimes you can feel that rub up against your leg. You can kind of tell.

Making out.

You guys kiss. I'm going to make your boyfriends really jealous right now. You

can go full on if you want.

One. Do a boom. Ooh, that's hot. Send it to the boys. Okay, got it.

Is that a good -looking picture, though? It's like a house ghost bar.

Our boys in Vegas know damn well that they're not going to be kissing any

but nobody said that we couldn't.

I mean, it's just one of those stupid double standards that I'm actually

to exploit.

Don't do it. Let me see you shake that.

Oh, damn, Gina.

This is not the first time that I've made out with a girl. I've always been a

girl's girl, but I'm a girl's girl after tonight.

You know, I always suspected that when a girl gets together and has a slumber

party, turns into like a pillow fight slash make -out session.

Well, here's the proof.

Is that Lala?

It's Lala.

What's Lala doing there?

Maybe they kissed her. They literally kissed and made up.

I can't have sex, and I want it now.

Jax is very turned on.

Happy birthday, buddy.

Thank you. I mean, we've made it. We survived all the tests. All we have to

right now is just go to bed.

Take it to that bed.

Come on, I'll bury you. Come on.

Coming up.

We've made it this far, guys. Let's ruin everything by like trying.

You know what, guys?

You know what?

It's my birthday.

We're going to pay attention to me.

What time are you going to be at Stern tomorrow?

And whenever I feel like it.

Guys, I'm really glad I fucking came. Peter, dude, thank you for putting this

all together, dude. We brought the faith back in five weekends.

Yeah. Thank you for fucking putting this together, man. I love this. I loved it.

I think I'm like, I want to stay another night. I think we can do it again.

I can't drink anymore.

It's not easy for him not to get laid in Vegas.

Dude, my penis stayed in my pants all weekend. This is the first time.

He's never ever. He's not happy about it.

We just have a moment of silence for my streak coming to an end.

Thank you. I think I kissed Tom tonight.

Yes, that happened. I kissed Tom too tonight.

You know what's harder than making out with girls?

What? Not making out with girls.

I only got one girl I want to make out with.

FaceTime. What are you doing?

I'm drunk.

I was going to say, you look totally sober. Are you jealous that we're having

pajama party?

Yeah. I miss you.

I miss you.

There was never a minute that I didn't trust Tom to go to Vegas with the boys.

It just didn't.

Makes sense, but he is my Schwartz and I love him.

How's it going?

You look really sober too.

You're gonna be mad when you see what I'm wearing without you.

You see that? You see that?

Flap it, make it jelly.

All mine now, gotta go.

Bye. Bye,

I love you.

I mean, look, I love him. He's my guy, I'm his girl.

That's all I need.

Let's go gamble.

Let's go play some, let's go play some crime.

Let's do it, come on.

One last rodeo.

We've made it this far, guys. Let's ruin everything by, like, trying to f***

girls.

Yeah, our last night here was in the last five more minutes. Let's just ruin

everything. Yeah.

And then you guys got my back. Put it on social media, yeah.

And we'll tweet it. And we'll, like, stab each other in the back.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It'd be great.

Absolute deal -breaker between all of us.

No, no, come on.

I mean, everybody knows that there's that point in time when you're in Vegas,

And you are up.

And it's time to call it quits, walk away, put your winnings in your pocket,

call it a night.

All right.

Let's do it. One last time.

Get the f*** out of here with that. Stop.

We're not at that point yet.

You got room keys?

I do. Okay.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

Hey, where's Dandoval? I lost him.

I don't want to drop a bomb on you at work. I did do something kind of stupid.

You're a very dangerous girl to be around. I hate James.

I hate him. You need to date somebody who has a job.

I'm not a crazy bitch anymore.

I think we should take a trip that involves a girl. I agree.

I would like for Kristen to come. She still is a liability.

You're trying to act like I'm a psycho because I don't want Kristen to go on a

birthday trip with me.

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