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It's not just about getting the sangria
at the bar and at the restaurant. It's

about getting it into people's hands.
Put together a little plan and bring it

back to me. Are you moving in? Do you
have a set of spare keys? Oh, my God. I

told you you were going to get grilled.
Has he asked you to have his babies yet?

I don't want to say clueless, but I have
no really idea about my past.

I'm so good to you. You have played me
for too long and I'm done.

You've been eyeing up Lala and suddenly
the little hundred pound pipsqueak has

come in and stolen your thunder, I
think. She's definitely getting in my

little bit, I'm not going to lie.

Turn around for me.

What is that?

I said it from the outside.

Usually I meet a girl within ten
minutes, she's my girlfriend.

You and I would definitely click.

She's young, she's blonde, she's
trouble.

This is Ariel.

Hey, Erin.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

And you.

Hey, sit down, Ariel. Thank you.

Sorry, I haven't got a voice. I've been
shouting at Gay Pride all weekend.

So I saw your post on Facebook, but tell
me I'm all ears.

So I volunteer with homeless teens.

Right. And every month I kind of ask
them, what do you want, what do you

And they were telling me that they had
never been to a restaurant.

And I said, okay, I'm going to make that
happen. I don't know how I'm going to

make that happen. Who do you work with?
I pay for all the support groups myself.

How can you do it yourself? So I work
full -time at a film studio, and then I

work four nights a week at a restaurant.
So my full -time job pays for my bills,

and my nighttime job pays for my
passion.

We are approached by so many different
charities all the time, and it's very

important to me to support them. I love
this. We'll do whatever we can.

Well, thank you.

How many kids?

I believe it's 12.

We can do more. I just love this woman,
and I think my...

Darth could really take a page out of
her book. She's spending the time

about others rather than worrying about
herself.

Keep your tip. Thank you. We can do
that. We're happy to do that. We'll,

you know, have it. Make it possible.

Yeah, a great dining experience.

They're going to be so excited.

I've got to be honest. I don't like your
hair right now.

What? Yeah. Why?

I don't like it. Dude, you better be
kidding.

Look at this perm.

I think it's synced with my emotions.
So, like, when I'm in a good mood, it

more zest.

Well, I'm really glad that that was
representative of, like, your commitment

our relationship. I know. Because it
went flat immediately.

Of course, it's not styled fully yet.

Yeah. Take it in.

Whoa. Let's not talk about the perm
anymore. I'm sorry I brought it up. So,

tomorrow, game plan.

What is it?

I feel at this point...

It would be non -beneficial for us to
come with too many specifics.

The Lisa Vanderpump Sangria is actually
run by Pandora and Jason.

International now. If you're going to
approach this, you need to broaden your

horizons. This can't just be like, I'm
going up to little clubs and pubs and

bars in St. Louis.

I'm a little intimidated, but they do
seem open to making something work.

I think we've retracted, um...

somewhat from our initial ambitions just
because we didn't realize what a big

undertaking it is and what a time
commitment it would be. Summers are also

extremely busy with like birthdays and
trips and stuff.

And, you know, taking this on. So what,
now you're expressing interest and now

you're not interested?

No, I'm still very interested. She likes
when you, like, just flake out on

things. Well, I mean, she knows I have
commitment issues. What did she expect?

Stay away from the words noncommittal,
especially when you're on me and

especially when you're around Lisa.

I'm allergic to that word. Whenever I
hear it, I get this tingling sensation

right around this area.

I think when we go in there, you should
probably leave.

to talking mostly to me. Are you
serious?

I'm dead serious. No, dude, I'm an
eloquent guy. Listen, when I'm with you

guys... I know you are. I know you are.
I can handle myself in a situation... I

can perfectly explain to her.

I'm nervous about Schwartz because
Schwartz is nervous.

But really, I just want him not to talk.

What I think we should do... You know,
it's like going with a brand ambassador

route. That's emphasis on sales.

More on just, like, spreading the
coolness of the product. Yeah, I like

I don't think Tom realizes that you
can't just slip into business lingo and

of a sudden you're a businessman.

I think you have to be, like, very, very
clear about what your intentions are. I

don't think that we actually need to be
that clear because we're not committing

to too much. I think we would be more
valuable to them, essentially being my

hands of faith.

So your plan is not to have a plan.

Brilliant.

I'm just saying that she's probably not
going to be expecting much from the two

of you. And I probably think when you go
in tomorrow, have something a little

more tangible.

Any ass can come in with a presentation.

Me and Schwartz got to come in as
ourselves.

This is like right up my alley, dude.
Two toms coming to a market near you.

can't make any promises.

I'm a little flustered.

I was hammered at pride.

Lala was hammered at pride.

Well, hi, lovely. How are you? Hey,

is she going home with him?

I didn't do anything.

I wanted to, trust me.

I would have destroyed her, but we
couldn't.

What about James?

What's going on with that situation?

I mean, he's been texting me. Do you
hang out with him still?

I haven't seen him at all, no.

I think you should steer clear of that.

Yeah, so I've been told. I have not
spoken with James at all since I found

that he's my co -worker. Who were you
with that did whatever you liked?

Lauren.

He has been texting me nonstop.

He's begging.

He's apologizing.

He's like a little puppy.

A sad puppy.

Can I ask you something? Yeah. The other
night when you said that you and

Brittany had gone your separate ways.
Well, here's the thing. She's coming

again Thursday, but the way I was
thinking is until you move here and you

let's make this official, I can't make
it official. So are you allowed to still

go and have drinks with me or no?

I can do that.

You can do that still?

That's harmless, right?

That's harmless. I'm not asking you to
have a drink. God damn.

All right, well, tell me when you're
off.

Figure it out. I like that idea. Okay.
Thank you.

Hi,

I'm here to see Jane.

Mommy.

Hello.

Oh, I miss you.

Oh, my God.

I've always been close with my mom.
She's even the one that told me to get a

at Sir, bussing tables after high
school.

I just haven't seen her in a while.

You all right? Yeah. You look beautiful.
You ready for dinner?

She's really done everything for me to
help a man.

Welcome. Thank you.

To beautiful Sir.

To your home away from home. Hi, guys.

Hi. I'm Christina.

I'm Jacqueline. Nice to meet you. I'm
James' mom. You're so beautiful.

You look like you could be his sister.
Oh, thank you.

You know, England, when you were in the
spotlight 20 years ago, was a very small

place. My dad was a pretty notorious
music manager, so obviously Ken and Lisa

knew who he was. Can we start off with a
goat cheese balls and a Greek salad,

please? You know the menu.

And my mom's from New York State. When
she was 14, she was signed to an elite

modeling agency.

And within the year, she was traveling
the world, modeling everywhere from Bora

Bora to Mauritius.

Cheers. I love you. I love you. And then
one day in London in a cafe, my dad

walked in, gave her a number. My dad was
pretty much like, I'm going to marry

you one day. And my mom laughed. They
got together.

Okay, so, what's going on with, um...
Kristen?

You know, it's been, uh, it's been a
hard road.

I know. It's been a really hard road.
Sorry.

That's fine. Um, I'm convinced that she
basically, uh... You know, she's screwed

around. I'm never going to admit it,
because she never... Excuse my language

again, I'm sorry.

I don't think anyone's ever hurt me as
much as Kristen Doughty has, if you want

me to be completely honest.

I don't know. Just enjoy yourself.

Be with somebody kind.

Go to dinner with pretty girls and have
fun with your friends.

Enough with the drama.

Believe me.

There's drama down the line.

Tell me.

I don't know what to say. I know. It's
sad.

It's hard. Don't cry.

I love you.

You're my firstborn.

There's nothing I wouldn't do for you.

I'm here.

Baby, there's a lot to say.

There's a lot to say.

It's only going to get better.

I just don't understand how you and Dad
are breaking up.

Like I don't understand how it's been 24
years and you just you moved out the

apartment and I didn't just Realize I'm
45 You know, I need to live my

life and so does he you know, I get that
people get divorced all the time But

it's like my parents are getting
divorced at times though

Look, I've been going through a really
hard time with this, to be honest, okay?

And I take it out through alcohol, and
sometimes, you know, that scares me

because those are things that have been
numbers in our family.

The worst thing is for somebody to drink
when they're in a bad place.

I've been there.

I've been there, way back in London,
when I was modeling.

They loved me to make an idiot of myself
because, you know what?

Somebody else is going to get the job.

You know, you want to be on the ball. If
you're at a...

club you want to be the man in the room
that's meeting people to advance

yourself right every single woman that's
involved in my life right now just

causing me stress so obviously i take it
too far obviously i'm pounding the

bottle you know i want to drain out my
emotions for the night and have fun

that's all i want to do i have to get up
why because i want to hug you and tell

you how absolutely proud i am of you i'm
so proud of

you And I love you so much.

Love you too, Mommy.

30 seconds, guys. Keep pushing. All the
way up. There it is. I heard a rumor

that you and Brittany broke up.

Welcome. You're so boxing chic right
now.

So much fun, dude. Get all your
aggression out.

You must come here a lot, then.

A lot.

I'm really excited about this. I know
you can't tell because I just had Botox,

but this is exciting.

Jax and I have a very complicated doubt
friendship, but we've been friends

for almost 10 years, and I literally
feel like I'm going to roll over my

for saying this when I die, but Jax is
loyal.

I have a date on Tuesday.

What is his name? Alex.

Yacht captain.

Oh, I know you, Alex.

He's a good guy. Good. I know. He's like
the opposite of my type. Yeah. He has

money and a career.

Yeah. Goals. No, you've never dated a
guy like that.

Let's kick some ass in here.

30 seconds, guys. Keep pushing. All the
way up. There it is.

This is James' face right here. James'
face?

Small expansion on those punches.

There it is. is 15 seconds. Everything
you got.

3, 2, 1.

Great job, Prevailers.

Way to work. Everybody worked hard
today.

You and Brittany

broke up this weekend.

You know, I'm trying to do it right this
time. She is moving here, yes, but I

didn't want to call her my girlfriend.
She's not moving in with you.

No, no, no.

She hasn't moved here yet. We didn't
break up and then get back together. We

were just trying to figure out what was
going on. Like, we weren't sure if she

was coming here or how she was going to
get here. Because as much as I do like

her, I'm not going to be paying for her
to come here every weekend.

You ready? Yeah, I got to go because
there's a maid at my house and James is

coming over.

If I find out that you're like, we're
going to give it another try.

Oh, Jack, I swear to God, there is not
an amount of money in this world that

would ever, ever get me back together
with that douchebag.

Ever. I don't know what he's trying to
prove. I don't know.

Like parading bite marks on thing. He's
banging all these girls.

So who did you? What is with this? Where
is it from? I can tell you I like to

get bit. Remember that?

Right. Son of a bitch. 23 year old brat.
Like, okay, I'm done.

I'm going to take your word for it. Real
man.

I want a bunch of real men. I want to be
a make out whore. I'm really rooting

for Kristen. She was in such a toxic
relationship for so long that she

know how to be happy.

No, no string.

Just be by yourself. Get a dog.

Yeah, I keep thinking about it.

Hello.

Okay,

you're probably wondering why I've
called this meeting.

Yeah, a little bit. You think you're in
trouble, don't you?

Let's just be clear about what happened
on Pride.

I showed up with scratches on my back.

Lala got furious with me. I revealed
that I saw Lauren the other night. I was

wasted. Well, for once, you're not.

Yay! All right.

Thank you, Lord.

I met this girl, Ariel.

She's been helping these homeless youth.

I think they're between 18 and 21.

They've never been to a restaurant
before.

So 16 of them are coming here tomorrow
night.

I mean, the staff can be really bloody
lousy and narcissistic and young and

egotistical. And this is a day where
they can actually put aside their

and they can actually give back.

I like you to make them feel like this
is their day.

I am more than happy to give as much of
my time as needed.

Lisa has a busier life than all of us
combined.

If she has the time to do this, so do
we.

Will you stop looking like it's the end
of the world? It's not the end of the

world. No, it's not the end of the
world. You are a very privileged young

want you to understand that.

You're looking like you've got the wires
in your shoulder. No, I'm not worried.

I'll be here whatever time you need me,
and I'll be busting all these tables

back here, killing it.

I'm excited.

I understand that I'm very privileged.

I thank God every day for all the things
that I've got in my life, but at the

same time, I've got shit in my personal
life that nobody knows about.

I'm not going to just walk in here and
tell people about my parents' problems

my issues. It's no one's business.

All right, well, I will see you
tomorrow.

All right. Thank you. All right, yeah.

Any old pitch ready for tomorrow?

Yeah, of course.

So how's the proposal going?

I think it's going pretty good. I mean,
we have a pretty good idea of what we

want to bring.

Tom, if you're going to pitch something,
you need to come up with a little more

than that.

Yeah, and, you know, yeah. You know,
research the product, where it's sold,

much volume. You know, so you go in
equipped, you know? Yeah. I'm not sure

I'm psychic, but my premonition is the
next meeting, they're going to be no

bloody prepared than they were the last.

All right, well, I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow.

Perfect. All right, bye.

Hey, how's it going?

Good.

Went by Social Security and officially
changed my name. That's really exciting.

Yeah. Especially because, I mean, I
didn't know if it was going to happen.

I mean, we still have work to do with
us. I'm still looking for the right

therapist who specializes in the things
that we need. Shay and I are going to

start therapy.

I mean, that's awesome. So I'm hoping
this is him finally turning a new leaf.

The best friend's working tonight.

Hey, I just like, it's funny because
she's like the last person I actually

thought I would remotely click with. I
kept thinking that we would, but it just

hasn't happened. And I just, I don't
know. I would say just maybe give it one

more chance.

I have been a little down on Lala, but
ever since the night at Golden Box.

The way you are making me sound to
people, I'm offended. I thought you were

being real. You said last night I had
your back. You don't have my back.

Makes me extremely proud of her and
someone I could maybe be friends with.

You know how I am about when people lie?

My whole thing is just like, if you're
going to come in and you're going to be

that girl, you can be that girl, but I'm
not going to be funny to that girl.

Yeah.

I'm excited for tomorrow.

That'll be fun, you know? It's a good
course. I'm really excited about it.

Not too excited about going to pick up
my last belongings at Kristen's right

now. You're going to Kristen's right
now?

Yeah, I started today.

Did you?

Yeah, we went to boxing class.

What, did you and her?

Yeah, she invited me to a boxing class
thing, whatever.

You don't think that's kind of weird,
just like hanging out with Kristen now?

I think it's kind of weird?

Yeah, it's a little strange.

I'm so far past my past with all this.
Are you though, Jack?

Am I? Yeah.

I mean, I wouldn't go saying that.

Why the f*** is Kristen hanging out with
Jack? Is there some, like, stuff

universe where Jack and Kristen end up
together?

I mean, think about it. Maybe they're
perfect for each other. Maybe they're a

match made in heaven.

She's going on a date with a friend of
mine. I was giving her advice about it.

Alex, why do you care? You're hooking up
with Lauren? It doesn't matter what I

did, Jax. Okay, then why do you care
what I do?

It's funny.

It's funny that you stepped in on it the
second I get done with her. That's

what's funny about it. You think I have
a girl. I'm good, dude. I'm not trying

to get on your girl. Do you have a girl
right now? Yeah, because that's what

you're talking a lot about. Yeah,

I was talking a lot about it. I'm having
drinks with her, actually. Good luck

with you. Good luck with that.

It's a boxing class, man.

I know. Cool.

And I have nothing to hide. What else
you want to know? Listen, I've got my

shit going on right now. That's good.
The more you brag, the more I'm doing

for myself.

You know what? I honestly just wanted to
chat with him about this crazy girl

that I have to go meet up with again,
okay? You have fun. I'm out. See you

later.

Coming up. You've got nothing going for
you. You've got nothing but a t -shirt,

guys. You've lost all of your friends,
honey. You've got nothing but Jack.

Oh, I've been looking for this.

Oh, you left it here.

It's everything.

It's everything?

Cool. Oh, you're gone.

Well, I guess this is it then.

Glad to see you're making the right
decisions, you know, going out with

friends. How do you know that, Alex?
Jack told me. Obviously, he's throwing

in my face.

James always fixates on the fact that I
cheated on Tom with Jack. That is why

James hates Jack so much.

It is time for you to get over this Jack
thing.

Hey, I wish you the best of luck. And I
wish more luck upon whoever ends up with

you. I really do. That's hateful. It's
not hateful. It's just I've been

a lot about our relationship.

And I really thought I was going to miss
you, Kristen.

But, you know, I've honestly been
thinking more about Lala than you the

couple of days.

Which is kind of insane.

No, Lauren, not even.

It's Lauren.

It doesn't matter what I do.

You're just like going down the third
chain.

Start with the hostesses. Maybe move up
to some waitresses.

Maybe. I'm going to enjoy myself, you
know.

Be the 23 -year -old you always said I
could be.

Not a good look.

James has been such a cocky little ever
since we broke up, but he's actually the

most insecure little boy I've ever met.

You have a lot of nerve. Eight days ago,
baby, I love you, baby, I love you, and

then what? Well, when you were f***ing
someone else in Michigan.

Nice try. I know that was happening. And
then a few days ago, you have the

audacity. Yeah.

To parade around a bunch of bite marks
and scratch marks. Remember when you

to do that? You want everyone...
Remember when you used to do that? If

any, like, soul left inside of this,
like, ratchet, like, facade and aura

you're putting up, this front... Honey,
you're ratchet. Look at you.

Stop fucking talking. Don't fucking talk
to me like that again. You're

disgusting. You can't speak to women
like that.

What is wrong with you? What women? Just
you.

Just you. Women that f*** their
boyfriend.

You 23 -year -old. Women that f*** other
men on their boyfriend's birthday.

That's why I talk to you like that. You
know what I wanted to do, James? That's

why I talk to you like that. I wanted to
f***. Cry in the back of sir. I wanted

to scream at you. You were going to
drink yourself new oblivion You're gonna

fired. You're gonna lose all your
friends and no one's gonna Okay, you

you're gonna do. You're never gonna get
married and if you do you're gonna be

the boss in the first three years
Really? Yeah. Yeah, you will be and

gonna see in husband's you've got
nothing going for you got nothing for a

-shirt line You get fired from sir
already from drinking

You did not just spit on my door.

Ew.

I just had my apartment cleaned.

Hello. Hey.

How are you? They're going to be here in
a minute, aren't they? Hi, darling.

Yeah, they're supposed to be.

How are you? Good.

I'm just interested to really see what
the Tom is going to do. They're always

asking me for more responsibility.

I'd like to say my expectations are
high, but we've seen them in the past.

Yeah, yeah. Pandora and Jason have taken
this sangria business very seriously.

This is their baby. This is the
grandbaby that I don't have.

Hey, we're going to go see Hendo and
Jason.

Hello. Hello.

What's up, guys?

How are you? Welcome to the office. Hey,
man. It's gorgeous.

I'm sincerely excited about this
opportunity because I got a lot coming

mean, I got the ring, then I got
engagement parties, and then there's

and there's kids, and then college.

Okay, let's hear it. Well, guys, we had
time to think about what we talked

about. We had time to digest it.

After much deliberation, we came to the
conclusion that it'd be better for both

parties involved if we were brand
ambassadors, essentially

championing the brand.

What exactly do you mean by championing
the brand? Well, just getting people

excited about it, getting it in their
hands like we talked about. How would

do that? It's not a modeling job.

We want to help increase visibility and
be brand ambassadors, talking to people,

telling them about the product, you
know? I wish you would have let me spoke

first, by the way.

This is exactly why I didn't want
Schwartz to do the talking. This is

negotiating 101.

It's kind of like a game of poker. You
don't want to sell all your cards.

You want to play and react off the other
players.

The thing is, is that you're not selling
it. When you have somebody who's

buying, when you're talking to, you
know, to the client, you know,

what I'm trying to, all right, the point
I'm trying to get at is that we want.

Sorry, wait, sorry.

What's wrong with you?

I don't know, carry on.

Okay. Is there something wrong with you
guys?

I want to know what you guys have been
doing the last week since we last met,

because last week you were really
excited.

No, we were really excited, and we are
really excited, and I do have a plan.

problem is what we want to do is sort of
just come on as like, you know, almost

like pro bono in a way.

You guys seriously want to work pro
bono?

Well, I'm just like, you know, what I'm
thinking is... They want to intern.

Brand ambassador slash internship, but I
don't know what in capacity you can use

me as a brand ambassador. I'd put you in
a Speedo and you'd be serving sangria.

No, no, no.

No, I don't want to be.

I'm too old for that.

I don't know, man.

What did I get myself into?

When you guys came to us, it was about
you wanting to change your career and

what you wanted to do with your life,
and you don't want to be waiting tables,

and you don't want to be bartending, and
now you want to be the girl in the bar

with the shots on the tray. No, no, no,
I don't want to be a girl.

It's very confusing.

This isn't going the way you guys
probably imagined.

But I just wanted to let you know that
I'm in. No, like...

How? How are you in?

Well, just what she just explained. Is
that too vague?

How could this plan be too vague,
Schwartzy? There's no plan to be vague.

Things start on Monday.

When you start, what do you do?

That's the issue that we're... That's
the sort of the, you know...

This is not something where I can show
up on Monday morning and commit. I mean,

I'm literally going to have to call you
and talk to you as my week goes on.

Yeah, I'm willing to commit to being
noncommittal.

I'm good at being noncommittal.

I mean, what is a career anyways,
besides like the beginning of the march

death? So in light of what we've
presented, what do you think?

Well, you want to come on board. I don't
have to pay you, and you're going to

help promote LVP?

Yeah, I guess.

Nice.

Yeah, thanks a lot. Yeah, thank you. I
appreciate it. I know you guys are busy.

Coming up.

Lala came up to me and said, hey,
listen, would you mind having some

me? And it's not like it's a date thing.

She is bold.

Excited to be back in this little box?

Yes, I'm very excited.

That was long.

I didn't even ask you, by the way, how
long are you deciding to stay this time?

Till Thursday morning, 9 a .m.

Oh, we might have to change that.

Why don't you tell me these things?

Well, I figured you knew we probably
shouldn't make the first flight out.

9 a .m. is not the first flight out. 9 a
.m. in Jax's world is the first flight

out.

When Brittany's here, she's definitely
the one I want to be with.

It just gets a little fuzzy when she's,
like, three time zones away.

So I want to tell you,

Lala came up to me and said, hey,
listen, would you mind having some

me? And I'm like, yeah, I mean, that's
harmless, you know.

And then I'm like, yeah, because I was
kind of hesitant. I'm like, yeah, that's

okay. I guess if it's during the day
and, you know, we're in a thing, that's

fine. I mean, it's not like it's a, you
know, a date thing.

I'm like, you know, my girlfriend's
Brittany. She's like, yeah, I heard

that, that you guys are back together.
I'm like, back together? We never really

broke up.

She is bold.

But anyway, that was the whole little
spiel with that. Anyway, the little

goes a long way.

So what are we going to do when I move
up here?

You know, I love being with you, and I
plan on being with you for a very, very

long time.

I just...

I don't want to screw this up. I screwed
up every relationship I've been in.

Everyone. I like you a lot. I really
just don't want to screw this up.

I don't want you to either.

That being said, I think that you should
stay with me.

I mean, I know I say, you know, this
time is different. You know, this time

different. You know, I'm trying to do it
right this time, but I didn't want to

call her my girl. She's not moving in
with you.

No, no, no. I'm not pushing it. She's
not moving in. She's not doing that.

Kentucky, she's not moving in, right?
She's not moving in, I promise. I'm not

doing that right now.

But, you know, this time, it's
different.

I'm really hungry.

I'm really sleepy.

So you're sleepy, and I'm hungry.

Can we kind of fit?

Some romance in the middle of that?
Well, yeah.

I haven't seen you in a week.

I know.

Get some lovin'. Get all the lovin' you
want, babe.

I love that.

I don't know how many people it is
exactly.

We have to make sure Faith knows what
position she has.

I'm really excited for tonight.

Lisa easily could have served ice water,
soda, and a little set menu with three

options. But she didn't do that. Because
it's a full menu, like whatever they

want, right?

She's so giving.

And I'm just like, I can't wait until I
have that much money that I can just

give it all. Not all of it. I mean, I
need a little bit for myself.

Dude, I should have never let Schwartz
speak first.

Why?

Well, neither me nor Schwartz can be
like this Monday through Friday, going

every day. I'm not f***ing doing that. I
mean, basically, by the end of the

meeting, I wanted to be in a way better
situation than we are now, but I was

able to rescue us.

A little bit. Jason is very aggressive.

I am not that aggressive.

I mean, yes, I don't want to be a cruise
server, but I have other things I'm

working on. So I want it to be fun. I
don't want it to feel pressured. I don't

want to feel pressured. So we're taking
baby steps, but we are taking steps.

Tom doesn't really want to be a
salesperson in the traditional sense.

to five hours don't really work for him.

These baby steps sound a little more
like fetus steps.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey. Hi.

Everything looks good.

The kids are arriving.

Oh, hello, my sexy man.

Can I just tell you, this is intense for
me. Working here and with James staying

in. Well, I'm going to have a little
chat with him because what he did to

Kristen is unacceptable.

Well, yeah. You spit on a woman?

I don't want a woman.

I was like, get the f*** out of my
apartment. Like, get the f*** out. I

the door. He f***ing spit on my door.

So I'm going to have a little sit down,
a little powwow. I think you should. I

think he needs to apologize to her.

Yeah, I think he does too.

I mean, you and I can talk, but that is
a different... That's what happens when

you're 22.

I'm putting James at arm's length right
now. He has a big inhale to climb if he

thinks that he's going to be my friend
again.

Yeah, I'm cool to not be a part of it at
all.

All right. Go ahead.

I got these two things I just made, and
I figured it would be kind of cool,

like, right when they first walk in, to
have, like, a cocktail and a wine glass.

That is really cool. It would be cool if
you would have included me on this.

This is just for when they first walk
in, so that way they don't all walk

up to the bar immediately.

Yeah, that's a great idea.

It was my idea to make fancy drinks in
the first place, and he goes and whips

the thing without even talking to me.

If I was a girl who was 18 and going to
a restaurant for the first time, I'd

probably want something that's like
pink.

This isn't really a drink thing. It's a
Tom and me thing.

This is about Tom not consulting me,
supposed to be partners, and if Tom

know that by now, then I don't know.

You want to come up with that?

Do you want to come up with that?

No, no, no. You can feel better now.

I got it. Thank you.

It's safe to say I'm definitely more a
positive person than Ariana, but

sometimes when the storm's brewing, I'll
hide, run for cover, but I deal with

it.

Hi. Hey.

Oh, okay. So this is basically lemonade,
but with basil and cucumber.

Okay, but I do think we need one that's
maybe more girly, maybe pinker, sweeter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just so we have a bit
of color. I would put these in glasses

before you give them out. Oh, yeah.
Listen to Ariana.

She knows the girly stuff.

Yeah. Right?

Yeah, of course I'm going to put those
in glasses.

Coming up. You shouldn't be spitting out
girls. I did not spit out any fucking

girls. So don't fucking tell me that I
am.

Train. You guys are coming.

Hello.

Hi. Welcome to Sarah. My hope for this
evening is that the kids feel welcomed

and they experience something that they
haven't really enjoyed before.

We have a drink here. This is a
strawberry. That's a summer cooler.

Help yourself.

Gentlemen, would you like a refreshing
beverage?

Well, welcome. This is Tom. Hello. Gina.
Let's make some good drinks. Thank you.

This is Shiggy.

Isn't he sweet? And this is my husband,
Ken.

Hi, guys.

Are you flirting with me?

Well, the answer is a little too long.

I hope you're all hungry, you guys.

Are we getting appetizers first?

Yeah. Yeah, whatever you want. Ladies,
do you know what you'd like to start

with? Salmon's really good.

Calamari's like a fish that's quite
chewy, you know, like, but it's good,

good. We'll order one for the middle of
the table. Any questions you have?

Do any of you actually live on the
streets or not?

You were homeless?

Do you have it now?

Nice. So you're moving on up.

Working this dinner just makes me
reflect on my own life that much more. I

a month ago, I didn't know if Shay and I
were going to make it. And then...

I see all these people here.

Can I do shrimp cocktail? Shrimp
cocktail, absolutely.

Who are just so grateful and so
thankful. And it just makes me realize

there's such bigger problems in this
world.

Put it in here.

Good,

right? How?

They're tripping and tripping. Oh, yeah.

I know there's nothing good in my life.

I got a brother.

He's 32.

Well, I got a boyfriend, but he's
dragging ass.

Well, that gives you another just in
case.

Chocolate cake, cheesecake.

Oh, there's a plan.

You guys, so we are all here thanks to
Lisa and Ken. Oh, don't worry about

Don't worry about that. Don't worry
about that.

I know she does a lot of work with you
guys. I think life's about give and

but giving is more important. So cheers
to you, darling. Thank you.

Cheers. Cheers, guys.

Love you.

So it sounds to me like this is shaping
up to be a really good birthday.

Getting excited?

Yes. I got a bunch of decorations.

Nice. Bubble wand, like a big blingshot
water balloon thing.

Nice. We have a big birthday coming up.
I'm going to be three decades.

A kid's party for you. Yeah. Never grow
up.

It's a trap.

Dude, I stopped dating a long time ago.

Six times cooler than your average five
-year -old.

Can I get a couple refills, please?

Okay. You know how, like, I didn't
celebrate my birthday? I mean, I was,

here. Yeah. You had to work. Well, um, I
just organized something.

Yeah? So all of the guys are going to
Vegas.

Bye. It's going to be me, you, Jack.

Wait, is Ariana cool with that? I'm sure
she's not stoked.

No, I'm freaking pissed. Why? Because
I'm like, when I get to sit at home and

absolutely nothing.

Like, that's not fun for me. I really,
really hate heteronormative...

You're not going to tell me this is a
guy's thing and this is a girl's thing.

You want me to not go?

Kind of.

But whatever. I just haven't hung out
with these guys in a while. You know

I mean?

Cool.

Have fun.

Well, when would this trip... I'll be at
work.

Thursday.

It's nice to know that the day after my
birthday, I'm not invited to a big trip,

so that's great.

Did I just put you in an awkward
position?

A little bit.

Yo,

yo, yo, yo.

What's this deal? Kristen calls me up
and she says that you...

spit on her.

What? She called me up. She says James
went crazy, so she called me.

We're always going to be good friends. I
did not spit at Kristen.

Nor would I ever spit at a girl.

You did not just spit on my door.

Why would she call me and say this? I
wouldn't ever spit on a girl, first of

all. Second of all, I turned my head, I
went, and it wasn't even a loopy spit.

It was just like a little dribble spit
on the door. Why would you spit on the

door? You had me going, mate. Just like
you've got me going right now. So what?

You don't need to... Spit on people.

I'll apologize to her next time. But
aren't you tired of saying I'm sorry all

the time? Because lately it's been I'm
sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Someone coming up 15 years older than
me. You're still saying sorry.

you say this all the time. I'm 22. I'm
22.

Are you still saying sorry sometimes
about...

You do it all the time. Every day.
Sorry.

No, I don't. Yeah, you do. You don't
know me. You don't know my life. You

know my life. Really?

Because my ex -girlfriend's telling you
all about it. Your ex -girlfriend? My

friend of ten years. You shouldn't be
spitting on girls. I did not spit on any

fucking girls. So don't fucking tell me
that I am. When I didn't do that, I spat

on her front door on my way out.

You shouldn't be spitting in any way.
Dude, I spat on the bloody door. Okay,

stop it right now.

Stop it right now.

Go on, out. You're going different
directions.

Why does this guy care? What do I care
because this is my friend?

You're in a downward spiral, man. I'm a
downward spiral, man. Take a look at

your life, Jack. My life's great, dude.

All you do is bum money off your ex
-girlfriend.

Hey, money well spent, mate. Money well
spent. Okay, you know what? You can go

home, James.

Why? I'm working really hard. Let me
tell you this.

To raise your voice in my restaurant
will be the last thing you do.

Raise your voice in my restaurant would
be the last thing you do. Why don't I

say to you, shut up, you shut up.

I'm working.

I just want to go back out and buff
tables again. Stop it, okay?

Calm down.

Go out there, put a smile on your face
and realize how bloody lucky you are.

Thank you. I'm sorry, Lisa.

Was it like backwash? Whatever, just
admit it. You shouldn't be spitting in

general.

Hey, listen, don't you raise your voice.
I'm not, I'm not. Don't you raise your

voice. I apologize. I'm here.

I'm here.

It just irks me, man. It's like,
honestly, it's a doubt.

Everything is revolving around him. Just
stop raising your voice. You know we're

hosting. I understand, and I apologize,
but please keep it loud. Did you hear

him or my voice? I heard both of you.

You're both to blame.

But you know what?

Spitting on someone, let alone a girl,
is wrong. Chad?

Okay. Don't come into my restaurant.
It's not your restaurant. It's my

restaurant.

For God's sake, just pull yourself
together and nothing that you're saying

more important than those kids out
there.

This was heaven.

Maybe, maybe. You guys okay?

How come you and Jax are, like, yelling
back here?

He's talking around, saying I'm spitting
on girls. He doesn't know what the hell

he's talking about. This guy is a crap.

You're spitting on girls. You're going
to have a problem.

Get your... Stay away from his face.
That's my face. You just calm down,

James, if you don't change your
attitude, you will actually go home.

Don't fall apart now.

Why are you going to get to him? Will
you just calm down?

Go on. Go take a five -minute break.

Keep an eye on them. Make sure they go
in opposite directions.

Okay.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules, the most
epic adult kid party.

Ever. We're going to Vegas.

Ready to have some fun? I'm here.

You're welcome, America.

I cannot believe in a million years that
you two would let them go to Vegas.

You guys cats, I'm going to make your
boyfriends really jealous right now. I

It's really hot. I can't have sex and I
want it now. Let's ruin everything by

like trying to... Girls.

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