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Where is Magic? Can you come and find
him for me, please?

Tina is always the star in that
relationship.

The shade's back in the background.

No, no, no, James!

You are the most beautiful girl.

James is a drunken ass. James.

Ends up with Jenna. We didn't have sex.
The truth is, Jenna and I were

definitely boning.

Playtime's over. Our service needs
tweaking. We're doing the best that we

No one's punched me in the face or
called me a bitch yet. That's good.

I have a booking in Italy on Thursday.
In Italy?

That's her profile picture on Instagram.
She's not modeling. She's taking

Instagram selfies on yachts and probably
giving blowjobs.

That's cool.

The series are cute.

Hello.

Hello, welcome.

Hi. So, do you like this style?

Yes, I love that style.

It's so cute.

Who's going to try it on?

Last year, I was focused so much on
opening Pump.

It was my new baby.

Why did I have to get old? Why can't I
wear that?

But now I'm back on the job at Thur and
it's time to freshen up with a new

cocktail dress.

You look like Minnie Mouse, though.

I think that with ballet flats for,
like, a party or something, it's really

sweet. Okay, can we take six of these
and then we'll take, say, just four of

those for gay pride.

Okay. Anyway, I want to talk to you two.
I'm a bit cross with you. I know what

you're doing with Lala. You're trying to
push her out.

Don't be mean to her. I'm not mean. I'm
not mean at all.

I don't like this kind of passive
-aggressive treatment of the new girl.

seen it. It's my table. And I took their
drink order. And then you stopped right

after. Sheena should know better than
anybody because she was the victim of

that. So what do you have to do for that
free check? I get to keep my legs

closed. What about your mouth?

The girls are trying to push Lala out
because they've got it here. And they

don't want any competition.

Especially somebody that's 5 '8", 100
pounds and blonde.

I just don't know if she's someone in
that, like...

I'm going to have many things to comment
or get along with. I'm not saying that

you've got to be friends with somebody.
I'm saying don't be mean to her.

Lala has been misrepresenting herself,
and she and I are the only ones that are

actually going to bring it up to Lisa.

You know she's in Italy right now? She's
not working. She had a job. No, she

doesn't. She had a job for three days.
She's with some rich guy.

It's a pain for her to go on vacation.

None of your business.

There's no job.

There's a rich dude in a private jet.

You're getting this trip paid for for
doing something.

I want you to welcome her. I want you to
include her. And I don't want her to

feel ostracized. I'm not going to have
it. I'm not going to have it.

We've all been doing this job for not
only a long time, but we've done a good

job doing it. For this restaurant to be
in the top 100, whatever, it's not

because we suck.

Right. And there's people here that we
don't need to bring people from down the

street. I mean, you're a good... I'm all
about learning a new cocktail. Sure.

Pumping glory, whatever.

That's fine.

Hello. Hi. Hey. Hi, Lisa.

Hello.

You're going to learn some new
cocktails, right? I want the Pumptini,

Pumping Glory, all the ones that are
really popular in Pump.

Pump is Lisa's baby, and sometimes she
tries to make us feel inadequate.

Why do we have to bring someone from a
different position? Because I make that

decision. But in reality, me and Ariana
are two of the best bartenders that Lisa

has. I know you're not the biggest fan
of Eric, and I don't quite understand

why, but put that aside and just do what
I want, okay?

Eric has worked for us for a year now at
Pump and done a brilliant job as bar

manager, and he's going to give you an
education.

Get with it. Hello, Eric.

How you doing, Lisa? Good.

Hello, darling. I brought our star
bartender with us.

We're here to make drinks, and at some
point you will be working together.

Maybe if we're doing a party, maybe if I
need you down there, we'll be working

underneath. Eric? It's not happening.

Look, you work when we tell you to work.

He's my right -hand man in Pump, right?

If you won't accept that...

You can leave and not work for me
anymore.

Okay? We're talking about pecking order,
and Eric's going to get beaten up by

the big cop.

Then the real big cop's going to come in
and peck the shit out of Jack.

Go around the other side as well.

There is one thing that Eric does better
than me. Kiss Lisa's ass.

First cocktail is going to be the
Pumptini. I actually created this

myself. Okay, big dick.

That is so rude. Did you see that? I'm
making some drinks. I'm sorry. Sometimes

things slip. That's what your mother
said.

Cool.

This was Jennifer Lawrence's favorite
cocktail when she came to Pump. That's

true. She comes here a lot too.

She loves it here. That was before Pump.
But after today, you'll be able to give

her a favorite drink. This is the
Pumptini. Three raspberries, ounce and a

of vodka, lime juice, simple syrup. It's
their most popular, number one selling

cocktail. I mean, that is sexy. Look at
that.

Did you build the restaurant too?

Hello, welcome back.

How's your little doggy?

Doggy's always welcome, you know me.
More than human, trust me. See you

So this table just ordered a Pumping
Glory.

I didn't see that on the menu.

Yeah, it's a drink from Pump. Yeah, we
just learned how to make them.

Oh, okay.

Are you getting a U -Haul for tomorrow?

I am.

What kind of couch is it called again?

I'm going to carry it on my shoulder
like a real woman.

Yeah.

So tomorrow, you're going to come to
Pump just to work with Richardson.

Because I just want to make sure that
we're really on it with the service.

It's just a refresh, okay? I will see
you tomorrow.

Okay. Well, that's what I want to hear.

Are you okay?

I'll talk to you about it later. I don't
want to get into it right now. Yeah.

Hey, Lala.

Hi, Lisa.

How are you?

Good. How was the modeling?

It's a long story.

Who were you modeling for? Where was the
location?

Don't quiz me. I'm allowed to quiz you
if I'm for you. I want to know if you're

telling me the truth. You're right. You
didn't really have a modeling job,

though, did you?

This was somebody that I was going to
take pictures with in Venice and also

maybe be a little bit of arm candy.

I cannot start a relationship off. I
fully agree with that. You've done that?

Yes, absolutely.

But I didn't go because I needed to be
at home.

Like, literally, I was supposed to leave
Thursday, and Thursday morning, my mom

flew me back home. Why? What happened?

I had a breakdown and needed my mama, so
I went home instead.

What do you mean, seriously?

Just people saying things.

I mean, Sheena and Katie.

I feel like when people are mean and
it's not warranted, I see my mama for a

little bit.

My mom and I are extremely close, so
when I'm in that headspace, the only

I need is my mom.

Well, that worries me. Don't let it
worry you. Like my mom said, if you make

commitment, you need to be there and put
the problems aside.

I'll tell you where it goes. When these
girls ice somebody out, it actually has

the reverse effect because then the
girl...

Get my support.

I'm concerned. I'm concerned by what
you've told me. Okay. Before you're

scheduled on, you need to have a
conversation with me. Got it.

Okay?

Tina?

Who's Tina?

You have three tables left?

Yeah, yeah.

Tina, are you in? I'm going to lock the
door. Oh, sorry.

I've been looking for you.

Sorry. I need to get it out of the way.

What's going on?

Last night, Shay got drunk out with his
friends. His friend called me and said

he was really depressed and not doing so
good.

And he hasn't been home since.

So where is he now?

At his parents' house.

Why has he not come home?

He's just not happy.

And it's like I can't even tell anymore
if it's me not making him happy or like

him just being unhappy with himself.

I have to admit I am completely shocked.

I've never seen her have any problems
with Jay.

I was texting him all night. He wasn't
responding.

It's so hard not having him at home.
Like, I just want him there, like, every

minute of every day.

I just, like, miss him. I just want him
to come home.

Coming up... I've had a conversation
with Lana. I'm going through more

stuff than just being nice to the new
girl.

Give me a kiss.

Ken, take Hanky.

He's been to the vet. He's had a blood
test.

He's feeling okay, but you've got to
take him home.

Hanky, my swan, hasn't been well. And
there's been a bit of competition on the

pond at Villa Rosa.

You be nice to each other.

And he's very depressed.

Give me a kiss. Stop it.

Okay, take him home.

I love all the animals in my house. I'm
passionate about them.

And I love all the animals that work for
me. It's there as well.

I was waiting tables before I could
drive a car.

And now we're getting trained.

At least we have to be trained by
Richardson.

Yeah, yeah.

But whatever. I'm just here for the eye
candy.

Okay. Hello, all of you. I bet you're
looking forward to this, not?

I mean, it's so stupid.

I'm perfectly fine and been doing an
amazing job at my job.

One of the things... That I often think
a server forgets is to be sensitive to

the conversation that our customers are
having. And the other thing is now, you

take the order, you talk to them, show
your personality.

Be like, be alive, be with the table.
Like Lisa said.

Richson is my main man.

He has worked for us at Villa Blanca for
years now. He's a butt -kicking, ass

-lifting kind of guy. And he's going to
lick these guys in shape.

Hopefully not literally.

When you get to the table, you offer
them the water, but very important to

upsell. But always say, would you like
sparkling? Would you like flat? Yeah.

to use elevated language, and you kind
of drive the table. And never bring your

stress back to the table. It can be
falling apart back there. If I don't

people to see me cry, I try and always
hold it together and put on a happy

But I can't get through a couple
sentences without thinking about Shay

gone and crying.

Remember, front of house, all is calm.

Katie, do you have any news?

I'm joking, I'm joking.

Yeah, I'm pregnant.

Oh, I would love that.

You know what, Katie?

You know what? If Shorts is not trying
to give you one, there's a lot of other

people out there who might want to give
you one. Are you offering?

Hey, I'm in the market to be a dad.

Are you serious?

Part of me wants to tell Richardson to
pump the brakes on that whole thing, but

then the other part is like, well, maybe
we'll talk in six months if I don't

have a ring on my finger.

Oh, here's your model. Hey. This is Tom.
This is Melissa.

Nice to meet you. This is Michelle.

Hey, Michelle. Pleasure to meet you.

They're the two lovely girls that's
shooting with you today. So we're going

do the cover try.

Yeah, thanks for having me, by the way.
Good to see you again. Yep. So we're

going to do the cover try and get a few
shots in for the editorial.

What is the... I mean, I know what it
is, but what's the definition of a...

Cover try.

Okay, that's... You know, I...

He's a model, a male model.

Megan will show you where to go. The
girls are going to change, so you guys

back there. Nice to meet you guys.

Modeling's always been inconsistent,
streaky at best for me.

Beautiful. That's nice.

However, lately, I've had a nice few
scores, which is really

clutch because I'm trying to save some
money for something big.

There you go.

Hey, that girl.

I'm a professional. I'm a consummate
professional.

Good job, Michelle.

But let's be honest. Getting to work
with beautiful women isn't the worst job

perk.

If you're wearing white, would you
prefer a wedding dress on it?

It's like the best job ever. However, as
hard as it is for me to say that I've

grown, I have grown.

And so has Katie.

You've blossomed into Tomcat once again.
That's a good color for you.

Thank you. All right, quit flirting.
Okay. No, we're flirting.

Well, I guess you can before you get
engaged.

He's supposed to.

He's saving up for that ring. Because,
yeah, I'm staring on the barrel of the

rest of my life, and there's a price tag
dangling, and I can't quite make out

what that number is, but it's huge.

Have you been waiting for this for a
long time? Yeah, that's the thing.

So I don't want to make it too gimmicky
or anything.

You want to be, like, unexpected, where
she's like, what? Yeah, that's the most

important thing. At the same time, you
have to let her know that, like,

something good's going to happen, so she
can be, like, hair and makeup ready.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's a good
point. Yeah, because every girl is going

want to make sure.

This is good.

I've sort of been relishing in the fact
that I am just now ready to propose.

Look closer to night. I feel like it's a
triumph in itself, and I haven't even

begun. to think about the actual process
of getting a ring.

One more.

Got it. Awesome. It's a wrap.

Oh, my God.

Becoming real.

Thank you.

Oh, the ground's boiling.

Thank you, beautiful.

Careful. Glass.

Break.

Cheers.

I really just treat it as a blessing
that I'm here with you and that we get

have this, like, moment, you know? Thank
you.

And not fight for once. Because when
we're not fighting, Kristen, I'm

the happiest guy ever. I really am.

I feel bad about lying to Kristen, but
at the same time, I had, like, good sex

with Jenna. I don't regret what happened
with her, but I love Kristen, don't get

me wrong.

But then there's times where we have one
bad week and then that week falls onto

another predicament that overlaps the
whole other one. Because I feel like

we have an issue, we don't necessarily,
like, fix it.

the original problem completely, so then
it kind of is still there underneath

and it's going.

Yeah, I've been thinking more about that
as well. I feel like insecurities stem

from because you've been unfaithful.

I mean, but I've never had sex with
somebody else.

Like, I haven't slept with anybody else.
I know that. Do you think that's a

possibility of that, like, you, that
that's why you're insecure?

It's not that. It's the fact that I
don't trust you. Sorry.

Well. Pull your wool there a little bit.
Okay.

Example, the other day, we were having a
hard week, okay? So then, just to top

it off, you've had the first lunch with
Jax you've had in a year.

You need to end this with James.

It's not okay that he cheated on me. How
do you allow someone to cheat on you

and just go back?

And that could really be a huge part of,
you know, my insecurity.

I get why James is so insecure.

It's a classic cheater move.

You blame the other person because
you're the one f***ing up.

Quite frankly, I think no guy should
trust him around any girl, okay? He's

jacked. He's an insult.

I'm sorry, but you can feel the light in
my face. Like, not really exactly

trying to... Hi. Take a breath.

Okay. I don't expect to put 200 people
together in a company and expect them to

all get on. Sure. But I've had a
conversation with Lana.

And she's having a hard time. I see that
very clearly.

So let's be kind.

She's obviously a little fragile.

Clearly you like her, so obviously
there's something in her that we should

probably like. I'm just saying, you
know, what it's like to be the new girl.

not trying to bully her. I just, I have
other things going on that are taking

precedent in my life right now. I
understand that.

Let's not minimize her feelings.

Do you understand that?

And I know you're both sensitive.

I'm having a hard time with my life. I
feel like I'm going through more

important stuff than just being nice to
the new girl. I'm sorry.

Okay. I probably am a little bitchy
these days, but, well, how about we have

after I save my marriage? Is that okay?

I will talk to her. I will apologize.

Okay. I just have other things going on
right now. I'm just saying she's going

through a lot. So am I. And what I'm
going through, I guarantee, is bigger.

Coming up. I've been single for three
years now. Usually I meet a girl within

ten minutes from my girlfriend. You and
I would definitely click on it.

Yo, what's up, creeper? What's going on
in here?

Not much. You strumming on your guitar?

Strumming on the guitar.

I can hear you from the street.

Yeah. Are we helping her just load it or
what?

Yeah. All right, so... This old thing?

This couch is... What do you mean?

It needs some sh... We should put that
thing in a museum.

Let me tell you, if you turn on a black
light on that thing, you're looking at a

Jackson Pollock.

Should we get, like, some gloves or
something?

Faith doesn't need to know some things
that have...

transpired on this couch. What's your
stack? I'm good. Two toms, one couch.

That's right. This couch has a lot of
stories, but it's not the couch that Jax

and Kristen slept together on. That
couch is in my living room, but this

also has some character between the
threads.

Dude, we should have put this out here a
long time ago.

I had a good photo shoot. Yeah? Yeah, it
was pretty good. I'm trying to make as

much extra money as possible before the
you -know -what, which is coming out

very soon. I think I'm going to go
platinum or white gold.

for the ring it would look so bad yeah
will you come yeah of course dude thank

you bro i asked sheena to come too just
get a little women's perspective you

know i thought it'd be nice i think
schwartz is starting to find his inner

there's a calmness about him when it
comes to commitment that i haven't seen

him ever i heard from ariana that you
know uh she's been like drinking a lot

stuff like that

I don't know any details, but is he
going through some shit?

I don't know, maybe. I'd like to talk to
him and see what's going on, you know?

Yeah, I haven't been communicating with
Shay lately.

The fact that Shay just randomly took
off because he was fed up and went back

Azusa really concerns me because from
everything I've known, their

has been amazing.

What up? What up?

Hey. Dude, that's a big -ass U -Haul.
That is a big -ass U -Haul. There's

definitely a lineage of things that
get...

passed down in the Sir family.

There's apartments that get passed down.

There's furniture. There's clothing.

People that get passed down.

Sort of ritualistic in a way. One, two,
three. Oh, yeah, we got you.

Just chill. Don't wave too much, boy.

You know, carrying a queen here.

Thank you so much. I'm so excited to
sleep on this thing.

Maybe, uh...

A little once -over with the steam
cleaner. Once -over with the steam

Or maybe like a scraper, you know, like
something you'd use to get ice off a

window. You know what I'm saying,
though?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Think about it. Ice stick on the couch.
Dried semen.

That's pretty nasty.

Anyways, I'm just messing with you. It's
a good, clean couch.

Give me a hug. All right. And sorry that
we're too late. Oh, my God. You're

strong. Holy shit.

We'll see you. I won't do that to you.

All right.

Bye, Faith.

Bye, Faith. Be careful. Bye, Faith. All
right. Bye, guys.

See ya.

You want a break?

Yeah.

Here, let me pull up a chair for you.

You're such a gentleman.

I'm good and told.

Thank you.

What's going on?

Just hanging out.

So how do you like the surf so far?

Um, I like it.

I guess the bigger question is, how are
the girls treating you here?

You can be honest with me.

I don't gossip.

I can't even say that with a straight
face.

I don't know Jack very well, but from
what I've heard, he gets around.

You get Jack.

I don't know what it means, but it
sounds fun.

I totally feel like I'm in junior high
school about who you should be friends

with and who you shouldn't be friends
with. I'm like, what is this? Are we

recruiting for dodgeball in sixth grade?
First of all, welcome to Sir. That's

exactly what this is.

This is a very clicky, clicky, super
clicky.

This place is not an easy place to work.
No, I've noticed that. I mean, we

should have a plaque of the girls that
came in here and gone because they

couldn't hack it because these girls are
such bullies. We've had girls, and I'm

not stretching the truth at all. We're
so excited to work here. Last maybe two

or three hours and cry and run.

I am a girl's girl. I would much rather
hang out with a group of girls than

guys. But since Katie and Sheena have
completely iced me out, I don't really

any other choice but to make friends
with the men.

So how's this girlfriend of yours?

That's easy with that word girlfriend.

Chill on that.

Pump the brakes.

Pump the brakes on that word.

That's a scary word for me.

Are we dating? Absolutely.

Would I call her girlfriend yet? No.

I would like to be exclusive.

You're going to meet another girl. I
promise.

I promise.

I love this.

Normally, yeah.

Usually I meet a girl within 10 minutes
with my girlfriend.

You and I would definitely click then.

When it comes to Lala, I kind of see a
few red flags.

She's young.

She's blonde.

She's trouble.

Hello. I've been single for three years
now. Three years? Basically not working.

Yeah. You just choose to be single or
are you just dating? I'm just hooked on

ex. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
So, you know. Amen, brother. Right?

Right? It's not like there's a shortage
of men. So, if you need any help, you

know, I'm friendly.

You seem friendly. I'm a nice guy.

Yeah. I like it.

I got to get back to work.

Yep. All right. Good luck. All right.
Bye, Suge.

Hello. Hi. I just came in the door. Oh,
yeah. I left it open for you. I could

have been a rapist or a murderer.

I take my chances. It's not. It was me.
I have been meaning to do these things

for weeks.

Do you need help?

This is too difficult right now.

Okay.

I like that these guys are hanging out.
I know, right? These guys are like BFFs.

Yeah. Love Frog loves having a new
friend.

So the server training was... Well, it
was actually more just like an

informative meeting.

Mm -hmm. But then Lala's there. It's
like clear there's tension.

I'm just like, I seriously do not have
the energy for this right now.

No, thank you. Like, everything, like, I
mean, I haven't really told you too

much because I've just been trying to,
like, keep putting on my happy face and

just pretend like everything's okay.

Everyone, like, looks at us as the
perfect happy couple.

They're standing all of Schwartz's,
like, reservations with all of this, and

going, like, engagement ring shopping
with him on Saturday, and I'm like,

it's awesome.

Don't do it.

Oh, God.

I just am so confused with, like,
everything right now because it's just,

Just with Shay lately, I just feel
like... My partner in all of this is

not happy. Like, it just breaks my
heart. And it's just like, he's just

drinking, like, so much lately. And
just, like, self -medicating.

Clearly, like, this is not making him
happy right now.

I didn't know that you were going
through a lot of things. He's trying to

happy, but I don't want to, like...

Just, like, start, like, bringing
everyone down with me. Like, I just want

stay strong and just be happy.

Shane and I have been seeing less of
each other recently because of Kristen.

So I haven't really heard anything
that's been going on between her and

She always acts like everything is
perfect, and that makes me really

her. I mean, I feel like... I don't like
to burden... I know that's what friends

are here for, like, to talk about this.
You're not burdening me at all. I just

feel like the last couple days, like...
I'll stay here. It's so lonely here.

Like, there's just, like, wedding
pictures of us everywhere, and I'm just

like... Did we rush this? Like, should
we have waited a little longer?

I can get that.

I'm just so confused right now. I don't
know why I put eyelashes on for that

meeting earlier.

I mean, have I been, like...

Not an attentive wife have I not been
like paying attention to signs like if

I've been ignoring things because I'm
happy and Not knowing that he's not like

and then now of course it's like I just
put this on myself And I'm like it's my

fault. I wasn't there for him. I was
enabling him I'm I'm being this annoying

mother and not like an amazing wife and
like I just like I feel like I'm just

literally questioning like everything
right now. I Don't want to hide things

they're are some things that are just
kept private between Shay and I, and

are a lot of things I haven't shared.

There's just a lot more to this story
that everyone doesn't know.

You guys were at my wedding. You saw
that. It was perfect.

It's just, like, it makes me, like, so
sad to think, like, was this too good to

be true? Like, do I not deserve to be
happy?

Like, what if this doesn't work out?

Coming up. I feel like I've been cheated
on. Like you have this whole other life

that I never knew of. Is he the man that
you thought he was?

A cocktail menu for you guys if you want
to check that out.

Hey, hello.

How are you?

I heard the Swans were sick. I was
talking to Max. Oh, yeah, thank you.

Yeah, one of mine. You've met him. I
know. He's not good.

I've taken to the vet, and he's still
not good. Maybe I'll get some

from Jax.

Everything okay?

Yeah, things are all right with me. Not
so much with Kristen. It's really just

taking a toll.

We're just in a bad patch, me and
Kristen. I'm sorry about that. Thank

James needs Kristen in his life right
now like he needs a boil on his ass.

Can you behave yourself?

I've been behaving myself.

Yeah.

Yeah. Somewhat. I think you need to rely
on somebody that's emotionally

supportive.

I am done. Look what he did. Look what
he did.

Five. He walked.

And I don't look at Kristen as being
that person. Sorry to hear about that.

just that right now what we're...

I need to take your mind off your...
Hey,

I'm not even going to ask how you are.
Just tell me you're fine.

I'm excellent.

Okay, good. That's all I need to hear.
Thank you for that, Casey.

Oh, God. It's just like I'm riddled with
problems here.

What's up? You look amazing.

Hey.

Everybody's here.

Yeah, he needs some help. For emotional
support.

You ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Wait, wait.

Did you just say you're ready? I'm
ready.

Oh, my God. This is the day.

I literally have my memo saved for
Katie.

Katie has a very clear vision of what
she wants, as every girl does.

You got nice champagne for us, man. Of
course.

I've waited for this day forever.

I need to make sure Schwartz executes
this.

to perfection so the whole me working at
pump thing was kind of a debacle i'm

out of my element right now what did i
get myself into this whole work thing

very good thing did come from that one
shift i worked meeting kyle chan we've

been friends ever since and now i'm
hoping that he will assist me in

the perfect ring for katie at the
perfect price The cost of a ring, you

it's not a measure of how much you love
someone, right?

Yeah. Right? However, that being said,
I've been a cloth, we'll be sure, for

past year.

Initially, I wanted to spend around,
like, you know, four or five.

Okay.

Can you double it? This was double that.

Double? Yeah. I have to be conservative
because I do spot my student loans and

shit. Okay.

I can try on whatever you need.

Do this.

There's just a couple you can choose
from. Whoa, there's a bunch of diamonds

front of me. So scared.

This is similar to the one she wants.

Yeah. But you really can't do it too
small.

No, because then it would just look bad.

Yeah. I'm going in here with, like, such
a lowball mentality.

But then I'm like, you know what? I want
the perfect ring for Katie because

she's special and she deserves it. This
one.

Actually, it's perfect because it's got
a three carat face and it's got a

perfect clarity and shine to it. Can I
hold it?

Just look at the fire.

That is one of the thickest diamonds.
Fully bedazzled right now.

What should this entire ring cost?

Well, with the diamond and the setting,
I think we can stay around seven grand.

That's a lot.

But that's the one I want.

That's the one she wants.

You can sell some of your stuff. Okay.
Like your car or your... If you can

it. You can swing it. I saw you in a
Modelo commercial like 17 times in the

week, so you should have some residuals
coming in.

This is it. I mean, I'm really doing it,
huh?

Do what you gotta do.

I'm gonna chug this.

Go me.

I'm gonna let you guys talk about this.

I'm gonna go handle a few things, and
I'll be right back. Thank you, Kyle.

That's perfect, dude.

Does she buy me my ring, or do I buy my
own ring?

Shay and I did that together.

Yeah. But now I'm like, it's almost a
year, so now I'm gonna need to get my

other band here.

But I kind of want to raise this, but I
can't be without my ring. Yeah. The

second someone sees me without my ring,
it's like, oh my God.

Yeah, Shady. They're getting a divorce.

Yeah. When's the last time you talked to
Shay?

Um... Four days?

Which is the longest we've ever gone.

She hasn't talked to Shay in four days,
and she's talking about adding diamonds

to her wedding ring. And that, to me, is
f***ing crazy.

Just formalities, or did you guys, like,
start to get into it? I was crying so

hysterically that I just ended up being
on him. Okay, that answers my question.

Yeah.

He's not in the best place. He drinks
way too much. Like, it's...

So bad that it's affecting his psyche
and his mood. Yeah. If he's not happy

himself, how can you guys be happy
together?

Anyway,

so, ring.

I'm concerned that if Sheena thinks that
Shay's drinking too much, that maybe

she's been overbearing about it and Shay
just felt like he needed to get away.

Are you ready?

Oh, I'm ready, baby.

So we're going to do it.

Yes. That will make her really happy.

It's worth it. Dude.

Congratulations.

Yes, congratulations, man. How about
about f***ing time?

Yeah, seriously.

About f***ing time. About f***ing time.

Coming up. I've heard some of the girls
are getting a little bit antsy in their

panties. They think I'm going to f***
their boyfriends or some bulls***.

Why? Do you like f***ing people's
boyfriends?

Thank you, guys.

Are you making my tickets?

What are you talking about?

Pump and Glory, Pumptini, like five
minutes ago.

Pump and Glory and Pumptini? I got you.

Thank you. Why are you doing this? Jack
still doesn't know how to make them. I

do know how to make them. I do. I just
choose not to. What's in the Pump and

Glory?

Muddled raspberry.

No. Are you wrong?

Oh, the cucumber one. That's the
cucumber one. That's the Pumptini.

right. The cucumber one.

Cucumber, vodka, triple syrup, St.
Germain.

Shaken, not stirred.

Nice.

Hey, are you doing okay, man? I texted
him.

I don't want to get into it here, but I
just... Yeah, I mean, we can talk about

it later if you want, but... I just
don't think he's very happy right now,

though. Okay, I forgot the sugar in
that.

I, uh... It's fine.

She's really upset, you know? I just
feel like she's really down. I've never

seen her really upset about... issues on
the home front.

Here's the thing about Sheena and Shay's
relationship.

She wants everyone to think everything's
perfect.

So she puts on this show, this act,
like, hey, everything's great,

hunky -dory.

But it's really not.

I feel like it's something to be done.
Like, I want to help in any way I can.

What can you do? I don't know. Whatever.
Like, talk to Shay, man. Maybe he just

needs a friend.

Sir, this is Lala. How can I help you?

I don't have anything at 7 .45. Is there
any other time that you would want?

Yeah, the only thing I have is 10 o
'clock.

For how many people did you say?

Okay, thank you. Bye -bye. What's going
on?

Hi. How you doing?

Well, I've been wondering, yeah.

How are you, Chez? I'm chilling.

So how'd you like it so far?

It's good. It's good? Yeah, a little
intimidating sometimes.

I've heard some of the girls are getting
a little bit antsy in their panties.

You have an issue with, like, Kate and
Trina? I heard something was going on

between them that they didn't like.

They think I'm going to fuck their
boyfriends or some bullshit. I don't

Why? Do you like people's boyfriends?
No.

Are you telling me the truth?

We're in a truth circle right now, Lala.

I mean, if I hit on you and you tell me
you don't have a girlfriend and we

happen to hit it with each other and
then I find out you have a girlfriend,

that's not really my fault. Oh, that's a
different story, though. That's not

your fault. You're bad. No, that
wouldn't be my bad. I don't cheat on my

girlfriend.

Nah. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

Well, except for that one time with
Jenna. You're obviously a good -looking

girl. You start working at CERN. People
get intimidated real quick.

Little girl drama. I wouldn't read too
much into it. All the girls here are

going to be bitches at some point. Just
be nice, smile, and be yourself, you

know? Let's be real right now. Do you
have my back? I've got your back. I

to God. Yeah. I'm feeling really alone
in this location right now. No, I'm a

guy, so I'll just always tell it
straight up. And I'm an English dude,

say it how it is all the time. I don't
beat around the bush.

Nah, I don't like bushes.

I don't like bushes.

We don't need to beat around any bushes.

No bushes. No bushes.

You're disgusting.

James the DJ.

I've never been one to go for the little
skinny guys.

I don't know what it is about him. Maybe
the accent.

All right. I'm going to get back to
work. All right, man.

All right. I'll see you later.

Did not forget your sparkling water.

Okay.

Did you have the strawberry?

Hi.

Hello. Um, Peter is getting your tea
because he needed to run upstairs and

some more. Okay.

You want to talk to me? I do. Is that
okay? Are you working right now? Um, I

just pulled out my last lounge table and
Brooke's watching the veranda for me.

Okay, sit down. Yeah.

What is it?

Okay, hold on. Thank you.

Thanks, Peter.

You're welcome.

I've known you a long time, Sheena. I
know there's something wrong. I don't

often see you cheerful and I'm...

A little concerned, but go on, tell me
I've got nothing to be concerned about,

please. It's nothing work -related. It
has been affecting me at work because,

you know, people constantly ask, oh,
you're married, let me see your ring,

your marriage? And I just, oh, it's
great, you know, and I just put on my

face. And the truth is, everything isn't
great. It's not perfect.

And I keep trying to act like...

everything's okay, it'll get better. I
just keep telling myself it'll be okay

and it'll get better.

Okay, hold on a second. Take a breath.

What are the problems?

It all just started kind of around,
like, Christmas time.

Christmas? So that was just a few months
in.

I noticed his drinking increased a lot.

Just more than drinking.

What do you mean more than drinking? I
mean, you know, the mixing of pills with

alcohol is just a double depressant.
What?

Mixing with pills with alcohol?

You know, it's like, oh, my knee's
hurting, so I'm going to take a Vicodin,

then I'm going to have a couple glasses
of wine.

On a regular basis, or you're just
saying, like, when his knee's actually

hurting? It got to the point where it
was on a regular basis.

Like, how often? He was taking five a
day, and I had absolutely no idea.

I'm just saying.

The mixing of pills with alcohol is just
a double depressant. Like how often?

He was taking five a day, and I had
absolutely no idea.

Five a day?

I thought he was a little lethargic, to
be honest.

A little unmotivated, but I never
thought he was high.

So he's bloody addicted to it then. It
just literally like just shook my world.

I'm like, I feel like I've been cheated
on. Like you have this whole other life

that I never knew of. You're doing this
every day and you're hiding it from me.

And like, I didn't know.

I had no idea.

You're right, he's been unfaithful to
you, cheating on you. It's disloyal

because he hasn't been honest.

He's guilty by omission.

I mean... I mean, he was. He's addicted
to a drug. What defines a drug addict?

You're right to take this seriously.
You're right to be upset. And it's not

that, but it kind of opens the door to a
lot of other questions.

Absolutely. You know, is he the man that
you thought he was? Clearly he's not.

I'm just so afraid. And that's why I've
just kind of been a mess.

Because I want him...

To be okay.

Am I a bad wife? Am I a bad person? Am I
so self -centered that I don't see

what's wrong literally in my home?

I just never saw myself here.

I don't know whether you'll be happy
with him. I don't know.

Where he's going to end up, I have not a
clue.

I don't like to have regrets, but I
thought I had the most amazing, perfect

relationship.

And it's not.

And I just don't know if we can get
through this.

on Vanderpump Rules.

You guys have broken up and got back
together. Oh, yeah, we're actually going

start therapy.

Now I don't even know what's affecting
our relationship.

You can cheat on me with your sorry
dick. Get over it, Kristen. Are you guys

willing to work this stuff out, or do
you just want to keep hurting each

Get up a little early, fuck out, and
then come see me, all right? Yeah, let's

it.

Shay's staying at his parents' house.
They're not actually really talking

now. She has a little bit of anger right
now towards Shay. They're having some

issues.

I have been so miserable this past week.
I've been so miserable and lonely for

two years.

Why did you marry me? Like, why?

Gina, stop.

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