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Kentucky is not moving in, right? She's
not moving in, I promise. I'm currently

talking to a girl named Brittany.

No,

you just give them spare keys.

Something's telling me I may or may not
have a fake friend.

I still have a thought spot for Kristen.

There's something about her that I just
can't hate.

No, no, no, James!

James, no, no, James. James clearly,
he's over the edge, I'm sorry.

You are the most beautiful girl I've
ever laid eyes on.

Feel too good to be a good idea.

Some other girl would rather run from
here. But broken hearts are not always

happy.

I'm up to standard with dress code?
Yeah. Okay, good. Well, I usually get in

trouble for it.

So it's constantly evolving, and I like
to keep things fresh and keep things

moving. I think it's always good to
bring in a couple of new people. It

the old employees on their toes.

How many training sessions have you
done? Three, and then one daytime.

Okay, well, that's an important part,
that's for sure. So you've got to be on

top of that. Yeah, it's intense, but I
like that. Yeah.

People are replaceable, and they need to
know that.

And everybody's been kind of welcoming.

No one's punched me in the face or
called me a bitch yet. Well, that's

Lala seems to fit in perfectly.

She has really been embraced by the boys
for sure. Hi, by the way. I'm Jack.

Hi, Jack. Lala. Nice to meet you. Have
we met?

I mean, yeah.

Like the time you texted. Oh, wow.

How quickly you forget.

I mean, he's not really my type. Oh,
good. Because you're definitely his

Well, I'm everybody's type.

The other girls are just going to love
this Lala.

Or not.

As long as everything's okay. On the
work front, we're good.

Okay.

The sort of thing about the map thing,
you know, you really have to know the

tables in case someone's like, oh my
gosh, can you bring water to table

You know, they'll probably look at the
box. Hey, how are you doing?

Good, good. Good? Yes, good to see you.

So, training?

Doing pretty good with the table numbers
and what's room is what.

What is table seven?

Table seven?

In here?

No. No?

Table seven.

On this side?

Training to be a server at Sir is a lot
harder than you would think. We have our

cocktail. This is the dessert.

The one and two are put together there.
It's actually quite technical.

You're going to take the menu home.
Okay. Learn all the sides. You know,

You've really got to work on the
cocktail menu. You've got to look at the

list. There's also Lisa Vanderpump, who
might be the most intimidating person in

the world, next to Beyonce.

Do you understand that? Absolutely.
Otherwise, you're going to feel that I'm

your case all the time. I understand. I
won't let you down. I promise. I

promise. I won't.

Okay, don't.

Okay. All right. Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay, we'll stop right there.

So, get back out there. Okay.

I'm driving that struggle bus.

I own the bus.

Kill me.

Hey, girl, hey.

Hi. How are you feeling?

Other than this, like, sick feeling in
my stomach, and I want to just, like,

crawl into bed and not be a sir.

Have you talked to James at all today?

Yeah, he was like, I had a great time
last night. I hope you had fun. I go,

yeah, up until the end of the night.
He's like, what do you mean? I'm like,

you not remember what you did?

You're not going to tell me when I'm
DJing, okay?

Okay.

Hey, what the frick?

I didn't even know he had that much
strength, but he's like, he's over the

I'm sorry.

That was so crazy, guys.

How do you get that?

face i feel like it happens often all
the time yeah so then like everyone is

leaving so i'm just like i can't deal
with this no one said anything and

kristen's leaves and she's like oh my
god i'm so sorry about that i'm like

first of all you're it's not your job to
apologize for him but like that was

that was scary a lot of people wanted me
to ban kristen for my birthday party

Actually, Ariana is the only person who
didn't want Kristen at my birthday

party. So, of course, Kristen shows up,
James gets drunk, her being there was

just escalating the situation, and it
somehow always becomes my problem.

On top of that, I spent the last several
hours texting and on the phone with

Kristen. About what?

So, James ends up with Jenna.

You are the most beautiful girl I've
ever laid eyes on.

So Jay calls them an Uber. They leave
together.

They both live in West Hollywood.

So then James is like, dude, the Uber
dropped me off at my house and then

dropped Jenna off.

Then Kristen calls me, of course, you
know, Sherlock Holmes, went into James'

email, and James had an Uber from his
house to Jenna's house at 6 .08 this

morning.

This is really hard. I know. I'm, like,
so hungover. I can't. I know, but I'm

just like, huh?

All I know is James and Jenna got in the
Uber around 3 a .m., which never made

it to Jenna's. James, being the dumbass
that he is, then calls an Uber for Jenna

from his house to hers at 6 a .m. And
that is what we're calling the smoking

Uber. Don't get in the middle of it. I
already am.

Hi, Lisa.

Hi. Oh, thank you.

You're welcome.

You always know.

Knock, knock. Can I interrupt for just a
second? Hi.

So, I was wondering, do we know when I'm
going to...

Okay. I have

a booking in Italy on Thursday.

In Italy? And I'll be back Monday
morning.

I've been acting and modeling since I
was 12.

So, sir is my very first, like, real
job.

So to have to answer to someone, it
kills me. I would never come up with an

excuse with you, but I literally found
out this morning. I'm just going to ask

if I can just have a little bit of
blackface around. Okay, well, we'll

from Monday.

We're definitely back Monday. Don't mess
about.

Yeah, give us notice.

You have to let us know. And when you
are on the schedule, you have to get

chips covered.

I take the job as seriously as the job
is.

I'm seating people at tables. I'm not
performing brain surgery, so.

If that answers the question of if I
take my job seriously.

All right. All right, Lala. Thank you.
Thanks.

Okay.

Why aren't I just going off to Venice?

We do have lobster bits, too, as our
soup of the night. Let me know if you

any questions, if you need another
drink.

Awesome. All right.

How you doing? Good?

Yeah. Can I get two cups of table three?
Sure. Yeah? Yeah.

Hola. Hi.

How are you?

Good.

Seems like there's a lot of new people.
I, like, didn't recognize any of, like,

the hostesses when I walked in. I'm
training this girl.

Have you met her? Faith? No. No.

No, she's really sweet. Yeah. I can't
keep up with people sometimes.

Like, I don't know what's going on,
like, with this Kristen and Danny

and I just know what... She will not
stop texting me.

Like, she's...

I'm crazy.

Jenna f***ed my boyfriend. So please
don't be a bitch about it. She's a

whore and you were rude to me.

What? Why is she taking it out on you?
Because it's another of my friends being

her boyfriend or so she thinks.

The problem with Kristen is whenever
she's having a problem with James, she

takes it out on her friends. Me
specifically.

I was just trying to help. Like, don't
get it twisted.

You've been nice about just kind of
responding to her and giving her

kind of information you know, but I
think it's bullshit for her to, like,

it out on you and call you a bitch. If
you want to keep texting me, calling me

bitch, saying I'm rude, calling my
friend a whore, I'm not going to be

listen to that.

Hi. Hello. Hi.

Welcome to L .A.

Thank you.

We were all hanging out in Vegas, and
I'm actually the one that met Brittany

first.

And I didn't actually feel the need to
shield her from Jax necessarily.

Because since last summer, we've come a
long way.

As funny as it sounds, I do believe that
Jax is trying to be more serious these

days. Are you moving in? Do you have a
set of spare keys? Oh, my God.

I told you you were going to get
grilled. Have you asked him to have his

yet? That's coming.

Oh, my God.

She's meeting Lisa, actually. I think
Lisa's seriously going to hire the girl

you're dating at Sir. Yeah, 100%. Lisa's
so opposed to hiring couples at Sir

that she won't even hire my husband. Yet
Jack thinks his flavor of the week is

going to get a job.

Good luck.

So any advice for her, for Lisa, you
think?

She's very intimidating. One of the
first questions she's going to ask you

You seem like a sweet girl. What are you
doing with Jack?

Yes. All right, enough of that. Let's go
in.

Good luck.

Good luck. I don't know if we just
helped or hindered that, but... Coming

So Jenna didn't come over and you didn't
go over home at 6 a .m.? Oh, God.

Hello, ladies.

Hi. How are you?

Listen, you're about to meet somebody
you're going to have an interview.

why I'm here. Okay.

Please be nice to this one.

Why is it so important for you to have
her work here?

I'm helping her out. Oh, you're helping
her out. Is that what you call it

nowadays?

Brittany's from a small town in
Kentucky.

That's the other charm that she has. Her
smile and she's friendly.

You know, obviously she's beautiful.

And I feel like I just haven't seen that
in so long. It just caught me off

guard. I'll meet her. Okay, okay.

Whatever you can do, that'd be great.
Thank you.

Okay. Be nice.

I'm never going to be nice about you
until you radically change. Let's be

honest. How am I going to radically
change?

Maybe like a lobotomy might help. Go and
get her. Go and remember those things.

Thank you for meeting her, by the way,
too.

Thank me after.

I know with every inch of my being this
is the wrong thing to do.

Because I don't really want to hire
anybody that Jack is involved with. It's

just riddled with complications.

Why do I love being so mean to him? It's
gotten worse, actually.

Oh, dear. Hello.

Hi. Hi.

How are you?

Nice to meet you. I'm Brittany.

Hi, Brittany.

Lisa. This is Diana.

Nice to meet you. How are you? I'm going
to let you have your interview.

Okay. Good luck. Good luck.

I'm not into, you know, somebody walking
in here just because they're in a

relationship with Jack thinking that
they can come here and giggle and smooch

because that's not working for me. No. I
mean, how do I know that you can even

bartend? Have you got a resume?

I do not have a resume with me, no. I
was not prepared for this.

Right. But I work at two different bars
right now. It's right across from, like,

the baseball stadium, so it's really
high volume. I'm busy all the time.

Hello. Oh, my gosh. I'm kind of scared.

She's talking to Lisa right now. I don't
want you to make a bunch of promises to

her.

You brought Carter just a few days ago,
Tina's birthday. And then now, like,

Brittany's here. So I'm like, do you see
the way you kind of, like, bop around?

Hey, y 'all.

Hi. Yeah.

How is everything?

Everything's good.

Jackson's having a struggle.

I'm having a little bit of a struggle.
I'm having a struggle, too. The

struggle's real.

Hey, listen, by the way.

We are having, kind of inviting everyone
to go to Thoroughly Goat tomorrow.

Okay. And you're welcome to come.

I want to, yeah. Yeah, you can invite
somebody.

I'm telling everybody we're going to all
hang out tomorrow at Thoroughly Goat.

Jack takes the whole out of sight, out
of mind thing just a little too far. I

mean, Brittany is just in the next room.

Even if she's not there, she's still
there.

So you're welcome to invite, you know,
Danielle and Christina if she wants to

come. I don't know. Danny's my roommate.
Yeah.

Danielle.

is in one room, and I'm in Stassi's old
room.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You
live in Stassi's old apartment?

How crazy is that? I didn't know that.
We just keep passing this apartment.

I always thought that Jack could do just
about anything if he get back in

Stassi's bedroom, and now he can just do
Lala.

Well, thanks for the invite, man. Thank
you for the invitation.

Perfect. Thank you. All right, guys.
Have a good one.

Well, just don't break any more hearts.

I'm not going to break any more hearts.
Right.

I would like to have a nice
relationship. I'm jealous of you and Tom

and Tom. I would like to have that. And
you can have it for yourself. You just

have to learn how to control yourself.

Okay. Sounds good. All right.

It's supposed to be dirty.

So let me think about it, but you need
to drop off a resume. Okay. We'll see

where it goes.

Well, I would love the opportunity.

Thank you. Thank you, ladies.

Bye.

Put your trousers on next time you come
for an interview.

It's a dang chubby birthday boy.

He's got the poopy head.

He's got the poopy every time.

Hi.

Where's my friend?

I got him a primer dinner.

Tom and I really, really lucked out.
Gordo is just like the funniest.

cutest little creature ever. What is
this? Seriously, you guys, come on, just

give me the fucking meat.

The fact that Tom was actually able to
make a huge decision like that... Hold

the trigger.

Gordo. Yay!

I'm like, all right, so now... my turn,
Brad.

Gordo. Gordo.

I think you'd be a good...

I'll be a great dad.

I know.

Who's your daddy? You'd be a good, like,
stay -at -home dad. Who's your dad?

I'll bring home the bacon.

I've been bringing home a little bacon
lately.

No, you have been doing good. You got
commercials.

Oh, I've been doing okay.

I know I gave you that, like, ultimatum,
and, you know, everyone's been asking

me about that.

Oh, my God.

So we're about nine months into that six
-month ultimatum that Katie gave me

about getting engaged.

And ironically, the more Katie's been
willing to back off, The more I've

to get there, the more I've wanted to
take it to that next level. We're

right now. I've been running a
commitment marathon.

My legs are wobbling. I know, but you're
not. The dog, the perm.

Okay, well, the dog, the perm.

The ring.

No, not the, no.

No? I feel like I'm starting to
prioritize a little bit in life, and I

this is a good thing for me, you know?
We got...

Well, I didn't tell you, but it's not
really a vanity thing. It was more of a

symbolic thing. I wanted a constant
reminder every time I looked in the

and then I'm supposed to get my shit
together.

A perm is supposed to make you get your
shit together? I know. It's kind of like

a roundabout backflip.

Let's see.

Perm. No, no, no.

Katie.

Katie Gordo Perm.

Career. Well, career perm.

I guess it could be anything.

You know, come to think of it, they're
probably all on the same level. You

they're all equally important.

Oh, my gosh. You know how we all
basically ran away after James started

crazy? Yeah.

Well, he and Jenna left together.

And then Kristen found an Uber receipt
from this morning at 6 a .m. from

his house to Jenna's house.

Yeah. Oh, that's kind of juicy.

You know what? I think that should be
kind of wasteful for Kristen to be

someone who's not cheating on her.
Because, you know, then all those...

Great hacking skills would just be going
to waste. Gosh, it just seems like that

relationship.

That is volatile.

Yeah.

Hi.

Behavior last night was like really
embarrassing.

Yeah.

Do you want to say anything about it?
I'm sorry.

Are you sorry?

Yeah. Can I have a glass of wine,
please?

Yeah. A Sauvignon Blanc would be
awesome. Or a Pinot Grigio, whatever you

So you get wasted. You act like a
complete ass. I tried to be as calm as I

could. I left.

So then apparently you and Jenna leave
in an Uber. So what happened? The Uber

took you home? Yeah, she lived four
blocks away from me, apparently. So it

me home and then dropped her off. So if
Jenna didn't come over and you didn't

Uber her home at 6 a .m.? No. You don't
want to see the Uber receipt from your

email? People like to call me paranoid,
crazy, because I check my boyfriend's

email, but I find something every single
time.

How? Do you want me to show it to you?

Ugh.

We were just hanging out and we were
just smoking.

Liar. We are done.

I got out of one really shitty
relationship into an almost worse one.

Oh, God.

It's not funny. I know it's not.

Have you ever cheated on me?

Never. Be honest now, because now's the
time.

I'm done.

I'm going.

I don't need this. I don't... We're not
walking away right now. Can we talk

about it? No, we can't.

Hi. Are you serious?

Yep.

James is not the person that I started
dating a year and a half ago.

I felt like he loved me so much.

I'm hurtful.

I did everything for him.

Take it, pet.

Coming up. I have a booking in Italy.
They don't just fly models from

out to Italy.

So what do you have to do for that free
trip?

By the way, who's all coming to join us?

Everybody and their mom.

Jax just went on a spree of inviting
everyone.

Have you guys met his new girl,
Brittany? Yeah, no, I mean, I like

Wait, have I met her? I don't know.
She's the girl from Kentucky and Vegas.

Was she at Sheena's party?

No. Apparently, you know, she wants to
move out here.

Oh, my God. I guarantee you Jax has been
like, it's so refreshing meeting a girl

from a small town. Like, these girls out
in L .A. are just like...

So money hungry.

When Jax brings a new girl around, you
know, you try to be excited. You be nice

to her. You be sweet. You try and show
some enthusiasm for the potential of the

relationship. But realistically, you
know, don't get your hopes up. I don't

how sweet this girl is. I can't take
anybody serious that dates Jax or that

has dated.

Hi,

guys. How is everybody?

Ariana. Hey, nice to meet you. What a
nice guy Jax is. Just a welcoming

committee to anybody who's new at Sir.

With boobies.

Hey guys, how was the drink?

It's really good.

Cheers. So you guys are both working at
Sir, right? Yeah, we're the newcomers,

man. You're waitressing and you're
hosting?

Yeah. Hey guys.

Oh no.

Have we met? I'm sorry.

Yes. Yes? Okay.

Nice to see you again. When did you
meet?

I'm sorry.

Do you want something to drink? I'll
come with you. I have a drink.

Your accent, I love it. Thank you.
You're welcome.

Thanks. How long have you been out here?

I just got here on Sunday.

Dude, you were... You were hammered last
night, and you were saying some

explicit things, by the way. Tell me
about how you're going to, before you

have sex, make her put on Commerce All
-Stars, get her feet extra stinky, no

socks in the Commerce All -Stars, maybe
walk around the block, and then you can

shove in your mouth. I like her feet
really stinky.

Not only do I like feet, but I like them
a little bit dirty. I don't think it's

a really bad fetish. I mean, it's not
like I like getting peed on or anything.

like cute feet.

Sue me.

Can we do three shots of Fireball? Just
put it on my tab.

Thank you, Michelle. So,

this girl wasn't at Sheena's birthday
party, right?

No. She was coming the next day. She was
flying back.

Yes, I had Carter as a date, but we were
just there as friends.

I'm trying to keep up here.

She seems nice, but... I'm not pushing
it. She's not moving in. She's not none

of that.

I don't know.

You're going to stay with your
girlfriends for a while. You're going to

with me for a while.

You're going to look for an apartment.

Are we going to...

We're pulling together.

It sounds like she's on the Jax Express.

She's got a one -way ticket.

She does.

It's just nice to meet somebody that, I
don't want to say clueless, but, well, I

have no really idea about, sir, let
alone my past.

You've got to build that heart up and
swell it up and then break it.

Jax dated all these girls that are very,
very similar, but he's convinced all of

them that they're completely different.

Takes a lot of work. If you're not heavy
drinkers now, you're going to be

shortly after working at CERN. Lala,
when are you done with your training,

officially? I finished yesterday.

Oh. Yeah, I had a discussion with Diana.

I have a booking in Italy.

Hey, modeling? Yeah.

Oh, sweet.

I'm like, I'm not going to ask her to
go. I'm just going to tell her I'm

leaving. Yeah. Just leaving it like
this.

Up in the air, like, well, okay, then
bye?

I mean, Venice for sure.

In their defense, like, yeah, what's the
point of hiring someone if they can't

ever, like, put them on the schedule?

There's just something about Lala. I
just get a feeling I can't trust

that she's saying.

And if we really want to get into it,
they don't just fly models from

out to Italy.

I think they have plenty of models in
Italy.

Are you going to be unreliable and
constantly be like, oh, tomorrow I have

leave town? Because they're very
accommodating about that kind of stuff,

you're going to be constantly just being
like, hey, I have to leave tomorrow,

that it might not work.

All right, guys.

You know that one? No. Again, I'm sorry.
Welcome to Sir. You're going to regret

it. I look forward to hating you all at
some point.

Welcome to Sir.

Hello?

Hi.

You want to start talking?

I made a lot of mistakes when I was with
Tom.

I was crazy and reactive, so after Tom
broke up with me

and I started dating James, I just...

promised myself I wasn't going to repeat
those patterns.

I mean, Kristen, you know, I got really
drunk the other night. I f***ed up. I

made a mistake. I lied to you. I did
horrible things.

You're so angry when you drink.

No. This has been a problem.

I'm angry at you when I drink.

I get angry at you when I drink.

What did I do?

I don't know if you did anything,
Kristen. I don't know if you did

So tell me exactly what happened.

Um, you know, Uber dropped us off. I
think I invited her to come in.

What do you think? You know what
happened.

So just tell me.

What's the point in telling me? We
didn't have sex, Kristen.

We didn't have sex.

I know that 100 % of my life. I'm 100 %
sure I made out with her.

Why?

at the time I wanted to.

So you made out with her and what
happened?

I don't know. I might have tried
undressing her.

Might have tried?

Like taking her top off. Like I'd
started with that and... She took her

off. No, she didn't let me take her
shirt off.

What, she didn't want to cheat too far?

I don't know, Kristen.

At this point, I'm just lying to Kristen
for her own good. I know if I tell her

the entire truth, it's just going to
devastate her.

Like, I'm really, really sad that I'm
not with you.

The truth is, you know, Jenna and I were
definitely boning.

I'm sure I didn't have sex with her.
I've never had sex with anybody but you

the whole relationship we've been
together or not together.

I haven't.

I still want you to be my girlfriend,
Kristen. I want you to be my girlfriend

again. James decided to have the balls
to tell me the truth, which proves to me

that he wants it.

You, and I've only ever liked you.

Okay?

I know I'm gonna take time, and I'm
sorry, but I'm willing to work on that

you.

Please drive.

I love you.

Sorry.

Coming up, maybe you've booked a job in
Italy, but it's probably not modeling.

Hi, welcome to the Joneses, L .A. Is
this the place where you go when you

to keep up with the Joneses?

That's exactly it. A new balance is
coming.

Thank you. You guys just moved into
town?

No. No, she just moved in with me. I've
been in my apartment for ten years. I've

had the Schwartz era, the Jacks era, the
Kristen era, and now it's the Ariana

era. So it's time to get rid of some old
stuff and bring in some new amazing

things to go with my amazing girlfriend.

The man's sofa is no more. Gotta go? No?

It's a good sofa. It was a good sofa,
but it's been painted.

It's been through some shit.

Yeah. What, Beth? Dog?

I wish.

Kind of.

Yeah, you could say the couch was ruined
by dogs.

One of them being Jack. The other one is
the bitch named Kristen.

Let me show you another one right here
that we have.

This one more in a smaller size and it's
deeper.

Is that too deep for you?

Let me show you one more.

See the length here? Yeah. I actually do
really like this dial.

This is $29 .95. I mean, I couldn't work
something out for you.

Wait, here, lay down right here.

Dude, what are you talking about? Yeah,
wait, come here.

There's people here.

Don't do that.

When you're buying a couch.

It's not about knowing your budget. It's
about knowing yourself.

We're adulting right now.

We are.

You know, I gotta say, it's been pretty
awesome living with you.

It's been awesome living with you.

There's not one second I ever regret it.

You're always so good to me.

What's coming so damn happy?

Me and Ariana, we're living together. I
mean, that's still new.

I like when you meet me in Berkeley.

Voila. Thank you.

I still love the fact that I live with
you.

Cheers.

Adulting is like getting really excited
about doing things that you never

understood why your parents got excited
about.

But now you do.

Because you're adulting.

Out with the old and with the new.

Do you think that Sheena's, like, bored
and that's why she's, like, inviting

this, like, this Kristen bullshit back
into her life?

I don't know.

The thing is, is I feel like for Sheena
to consider someone else a friend,

sometimes their only real requirement is
they haven't, like, f***ed her over in

the past two months.

Or they like her. You don't need to be
so worried about being liked by every

Schmo that comes into your life.

I'm never going to give Sheena an
ultimatum, and I'm not going to cut

of my life the way Dossie cut Katie out
of her life.

Sheena will see a lot less of me if
Kristen's around. So at some point,

going to have to make up her mind about
what's more important to her.

I mean, there's really no excuse for
Sheena to be even talking to her because

Sheena has had, like, four years'
experience with her. I don't need

my life who's just going to be a shitty
friend.

Let's go pick out a couch.

Oh, I thought we did.

Yeah. Well, let's make it official.

Okay.

Checking AD.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, good. Great.

What's Jax doing?

Hi. How's it going?

It's going.

I have to ask.

Have to ask what? What did you think of
Brittany?

Oh, God. Do we have to go there?

I mean, I'd like to go there.

I'm sure you've been there.

Hey. Why is she so interested?

Why do you want her to work here? She's
going to move here. She's going to get a

job. She might get a job, but not
necessarily with me.

I haven't even seen her resume.

Right. I know she could have come
straight out of the chicken ranch. I

know where she's coming from. No, I
agree. I agree.

So she showed up to the interview. What
she didn't know, like, she was kind of

unprepared. Like, she just came here for
the vacation. I know. But it was a last

minute thing. She didn't know. I haven't
seen her resume. Okay. So let's have a

look at that. Okay. And also, let's see
if you're still so interested in her in

a couple of weeks, which I highly doubt
it, given your track record.

Maybe we'll have another discussion.

How about that? Okay. That's fair
enough. It's really hard. It's hard for

like, have an argument against all this
when I have such a track record with

multiple girlfriends and they're not
lasting and relationships crashing.

So me going, okay, I'm serious about
this, well, it doesn't really carry a

of weight.

You're allowed to be married to her or
she'll be tattooed somewhere on your

body. I do definitely need another
girl's name tattooed on my arm. I

one in a while.

I mean, I've seen this all play out
before.

You know, it'd be three weeks of secret
snogging behind the bar, and then he

won't return her phone calls, and I'm
left to pick up the pieces with this

broken -hearted girl. I mean, I've been
there, done it.

Okay.

Coming up... I would never be friends
with a person like that. The girl is...

Lisa, you're looking wonderful this
evening.

Okay, so what are the specials? The
specials today are milk linguine pasta.

It comes with a portini mushroom and
sweet corn.

There you are.

Why is it so hot in here?

I don't know. I had to just go, like,
pat my eyebrows dry.

Like, you guys go, there they go. Let me
just say, like, Lily was trying to just

be open to the new people. I think Faith
is a badass.

Lala, I was asking her, when are you
actually working a shift? Are you done

your training?

Yeah. Yeah, well, I don't really know.

Because I booked this modeling job, but
I had to go to Italy. And I'm like, Tom

does modeling jobs all the time. He's
never got a modeling job offer from

Europe. I just feel like she to me is
shitty.

That's her profile picture on Instagram.
Her profile pic to me just screams me

in the ass.

I try with everyone. I give everyone the
benefit of the doubt. I'm extremely

patient. If your naked ass is your
profile picture, maybe you've booked a

Italy, but it's probably not modeling.
What it sounds like is there's a rich

dude, there's a private jet, and there's
Italy.

I mean, from what I hear, she's quite
open.

I'm not going to lie. I've definitely
had my single days when you do use your

looks to get a job or get something for
free.

However, I've heard that the crowd she
hangs out with always goes on these

sponsored vacations with rich older men.

They're not modeling. They're taking
Instagram selfies on yachts and probably

giving blowjobs in order to be there.

I kind of want to, like, ask her, like,
so how is the modeling job? Is she

working? I just want to see what she
says.

I don't know. I think she is.

I don't want to, like, be like, no,
we're not going to be mean. We're just

inquisitive. Okay.

How's it going?

Hi guys. Are you excited for your
modeling job?

Yes. When do you leave?

Today. And how long are you going for?

Not even a week. Is it for a magazine or
a designer?

I have a lot of friends that are models
who are actually from Europe and who

have agencies from there. I think Italy
is crawling with supermodels. Are you

calling me that I could never be a
supermodel, Katie?

I'm going to need to start seating more
people in Katie and Sheena's sections

because they clearly have way too much
time on their hands.

You have a beautiful, ass, high -filed
picture.

I just know better than to believe that
that's actually what's happening.

Well, congratulations.

You caught me in my lies.

Of course, I'm going to tell my boss
that it's for work. Do you think I'm

going to tell her I'm leaving on a
vacation?

I'm not an idiot. I'm smarter than that.

Yes, no, I'm going for fun.

It's a free trip to Italy. I mean, I'm
not going to pass it up.

So what do you have to do for that free
trip?

Luckily, I'm just a fun bitch to be
around, so I get to keep my legs closed.

What about your mouth?

Starting off like lying and being shady
is not going to like.

get you friends or in good with
management or anything of the sort. You

want to start pissing people off before
you're even on the schedule. No, of

course not. If you care about this job
and you actually, like, want to work

here. Well, I mean, of course I care
about this job. I mean, I'm here.

Yeah. So, I mean, I guess just don't
tell anybody.

I mean, she's been here for two seconds
and already she's lying to Lisa.

And Lisa isn't just my boss. Like, I
actually consider Lisa a friend.

And I don't like when my friends or my
boss or anyone...

is being deceived right under my nose.

All right, well, do have fun in Italy.

We'll see you when you get back.
Perfect.

Arrivederci.

How's the experience going? Fantastic.

Fantastic? Awesome.

Good. Two vodka sodas? One is for my
table and one is for me. No.

Kristen will not stop texting me.

Why? Like, going on and on about this
James and Jenna thing. Like, she texted

and she called me a rude bitch for not
knowing what supposedly happened or

didn't happen. What exactly do you owe
her?

Absolutely nothing, first of all. Like,
why is she texting you paragraphs upon

paragraphs? Anybody being cool or nice
to her translates to her into you guys

are not only best friends, but that she
has the right to even talk to you like

that. I mean, she's never done anything
insanely crazy like she has to Tom. To

me specifically.

Or me.

Or let's really think about this. Okay.
All that shit last summer where she,

like, facilitates this psychopath shit
coming in here. To my place of work.

Cool. She also punched people at your
birthday last year. I mean, she's

And at the wedding.

Oh, and at the wedding. I think she's
taking advantage of you in a way, too.

That's why I kind of feel like I'm just
going to have her come by tomorrow.

It's never been easy being friends with
Ariana and Kristen because I'm

constantly in the middle.

Thing is, I've been friends with Kristen
a lot longer, but I'm closer with

Ariana. It just makes my life really
difficult.

I would never be friends with a person
like that. The girl is f***ed up.

I have to go back to work.

I just got set a lot of tables. You
know, it's busy in here now.

Best of luck.

See you later.

Coming up. It's so hard to be friends
with you. They're the ones putting you

this position, not me.

I think it's open.

You guys are great for painting. I won't
do it. I mean, I'm not going to get my

deposit back anyway, so I don't really
care.

Okay.

Okay, so texting is just, like, way too
much. Well, clearly, and I'm sick of you

calling me a rude bitch via text when
all I was trying to do... Being rude.

Okay, you said you don't need to be a
bitch. Stop being rude. So that

means I'm a rude bitch. I was really
upset. He came over.

And he broke down and he told me
literally everything.

I thought Kristen and Tom had a terrible
relationship, but that doesn't even

compare to how bad her relationship is
with James.

She can't be taking this out on me,
sending me nasty text messages and

exhausting. I tried again to let you
back in a little bit, but you

send me this that just makes me feel
like I'm a terrible person.

So I was the problem that James and your
friend hooked up.

That was my fault.

He would say that because you left him.

Are you, like, are you kidding?

I can't believe that just came out of
your mouth right now.

I'm just saying, it is a common trend
with you and Jax and you and James and

and the guys that you bang. You blame me
for everything. Guys that I bang, James

has been my boyfriend for a year and a
half. How do you have, like, no self

-awareness that you can't understand
that you're the problem a lot of the

You and Jax, you guys have sex, ruin my
engagement party.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Then, um, you had sex with James, ruined
my birthday party.

You and

James got in a fight at

my wedding.

I still cannot wrap my head around how
any of this is my fault.

I just feel like with you and I at this
point, I can't be friends with all

parties anymore.

Ariana's on the road again where she's
like, if you're friends with Kristen,

then we're done. I mean, then that's the
bottom line. Sheena wants this whole

situation with James to be my fault
because then that would save her from

able to admit that this is actually
about Tom and Ariana.

It's not my fault that you're friends.

It's not my fault either.

It's not.

It's not. It's so hard to be friends
with you. It's hard to be friends with

because you're friends with my boyfriend
and hook up with my boyfriend. They're

the ones putting you in this position,
not me.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

Wait, wait. Did you just say you're
ready? I'm ready.

I'm really doing it, huh?

I was having a breakdown.

People saying things, I feel like I'm
alone.

I'm just saying she's going through a
lot. So am I, and what I'm going

I guarantee, is bigger.

When was the last time you talked to
Shay? Four days.

Shay has gotten fed up and left.

It just literally shook my world. I'm
like, I feel like I've been cheated on.

It's so hard not having him at home.

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