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Coming up on part two of the Vanderpump
Rules reunion.

I'm sorry that hurts your feelings, but
I don't care. I'm not a f***ing awful

person. You think you're better than all
of us on the show. Yes, you do. F***ing

admit it. I honestly feel like I should
just say I'm wrong just so that everyone

knows I'm wrong.

When you did have sex with the girl in
Miami, which I completely 100 % believe

that you did. Shut the f*** up, James.
Oh, you shut the f*** up. It looks like

the smoking guy and also her description
of your genitalia. Oh my god, dude.

Why did you tattoo Stassi's face?

Oh, my God. You are a straight -up
serial killer.

Hey, just go.

Sit down and be quiet. It's none of your
business.

There's a piece of videotape that you're
not proud of that you are in. I did

watch it. I don't want anybody to know
about this.

You think it's okay for a girl to hit a
guy?

It scares me, Andy, to be honest. You
guys couldn't just keep it together for

one night.

I've been a boyfriend for the past year,
and... What is that? Take your hand and

ask you to...

Hey everybody, welcome to part two of
the Vanderpump Rules reunion. I'm Andy

Cohen.

Dusty, tell me more about when things
went bad with Katie.

Did you, you felt betrayed by the Miami
thing?

No, it was more than that. I was
thinking about this a lot going into

Anyone were to have been reaching out to
me and granted? Yes, I didn't reach out

to you But like I would be kind to you
just like I reached out to you when I

an episode I said I feel so bad my heart
broke for you No, I mean, I like to see

you learning but the question I said
that like I just okay and I appreciate

But the question I have is why you cut
me off why you deemed me unworthy of

friendship now It was both of us

Honestly, I did I felt not really I was
blindsided by it pretty much the last

time I saw you was your birthday and you
pretty much Stonewalled me days before

I even got invited to Miami and you went
into like a hole I understand you have

some stuff going on, but you couldn't
even return a text message Really? What

was I supposed to do come banging on
your door? That's not how friendship

You pick up the damn phone and you call
me back.

Are your fingers broken?

I don't understand why you could not get
back in touch with me. I think you're

thinking of it as so black and white.
Oh, I'm thinking of it as black and

You are fairly black and white. Tell me
what I did to you.

I honestly feel like I should just say
I'm wrong just so that everybody knows.

None of you guys know me.

But also she worked with all these
people every day. I felt like I 100 %

have gotten over the Miami thing. I just
kept wanting her to acknowledge that

like, yeah, I know I totally just did a
180 and we've been friends for so long

and had the same point of view and
talked about the same things. And I

have had, and I just felt like you
weren't talking to me.

You would not respond to my text
messages. I also, part of that went to,

Tom and I went to our first couple of
therapy that you also knew about.

Being the wonderful friend that you are
didn't even ask me how that went. And

that's kind of where I came up with my
decision to go. And that all changed.

I would have loved to share that
information with you if you would have

up your damn phone.

It's really simple.

Friendship is two ways. Okay, I'm sorry
that I hurt you in that way. I'm sorry

that you're hurt. But I just don't
understand why you weren't responding to

And I'm very sorry.

I'm apologizing that you're hurt.

I'm literally saying to you, I'm sorry
that you're hurt.

It was messed up that you did not
respond to me. Let me ask you this.

happens. Do you understand why she did
go to Miami? Yes. You do? Absolutely.

I would have gotten over that so
quickly. It just snowballed into so much

I don't know what snowballed. You cut me
off and that was it.

No, Katie, because then I hear that
you're saying things and of course you

probably hear that I'm saying things. Is
that what you're talking about? Things

keep snowballing. You heard I talked
about Patrick or something to someone?

You literally changed your life and
basically became like this kept woman.

So yeah, I did talk to people about it
and I'm sorry that hurts your feelings,

but I don't care at this point. So if
you need to cut me off because you don't

want to hear my opinions because they're
probably right. then so be it.

Listen, Stassi, I don't know if you know
how devastated Katie was when you cut

that relationship off. I mean, she was
really devastated.

I don't care when I hear about her
talking about somebody that I love so

I, I, I.

No, because it's my feelings, of course.
I know, I know, but Stassi, let me ask

you this. Do you think that they've been
as tough on you as you have been on

them this season?

Not even close.

I think that in their blogs and, like,
the aftermath of it, yeah. But I

understand that they're hurt by jokes
that I've made or me ripping on them.

They're not jokes. I think they are, and
I'm sorry that they have hurt you. When

you're angry and yelling about it, it
doesn't seem like you're trying to be

funny. But that, you guys know me.

Yeah, I do know you, exactly.

I am trying to apologize to each and
every one of you.

for any of the comments that I have made
offending you. And I'm very sorry,

because I feel like that is the one
thing that I can really own up to that

fault. And I'm sorry that I hurt all of
you.

My boyfriend's half weasel, half vagina.

When I hear rumors about Tom cheating on
you and then Jack saying these things

about Tom and him not defending you,
yeah, I'm going to say a stupid joke

half weasel, half vagina.

The fact that, like, Tom got Sheena's
wedding invitation.

Reply yet?

What, is Schwartz going to go without
her?

That is, like, grounds for breaking up
with my boyfriend.

Schwartz is, like, half weasel, half
vagina.

Like, it's not that big of a deal, half
weasel, half vagina. That is, like,

nothing.

Stassi, I want to talk about you and
Sheena.

Sheena, Stassi looks a little thirsty.
Would you mind getting her a pinot

grigio? If I can throw it in her face.

Do you think you rubbed it in Sheena's
face a little too much that you're no

longer a waitress here?

No. No? I don't. I think we both give it
to each other.

You found yourself at this big event in
Hollywood with the whole gang, and you

lost a bet.

So you had to go sit with Sheena and
Kristen.

Highest sex game ever.

I always lose.

High card cut.

Keep it classy. Keep it classy. Keep it
classy.

We were just going to come over and say
hi.

What was going through your mind?

I felt like a half weasel, half vagina.

What did you?

I really, I was embarrassed.

I felt like a loser.

Well, Stassi, after that party, you
seemed to make a choice to really cut

everyone off.

Speaking of choices, Jax, why in the
world did you tattoo Stassi's face on

arm? It looks like Stassi.

Did you tattoo Stassi's face?

Is it just, is it a specific face or is
it just like your ideal face?

What? It's not Stassi, Stassi. It's not
you. It's not you.

It's a joke. Hold on.

You're hyperventilating. It's not you.
But it looks like her?

Yeah, it looks like it. Similar.

It's actually a hybrid of Carmen and
Saucy.

Why would you get?

tattoo. I like it. I like the face.

It's really pretty. It's like a hybrid.

It's a half and half.

But why does it always have to be a
tattoo of some girl?

Let me ask you this. Why does anybody
care what I do? Because I care.

Who cares? Are you all going to lose
sleep over it? I do care.

Who cares what I do? Everyone take care
of you, you, you, and this world would

be such a better place.

Show it. Show us. You gotta show it.
Let's see it.

Honestly,

I can really give two shits. to what
anybody thinks about what I do to my

I don't care. No, you don't care.

But it's just like a little look. I'm
just excited to see the new ink.

Let's see. So that's... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Let's have a look at that.

You're a straight -up serial killer.

What do you think of that tattoo?

Um... Too close for comfort? I mean, I
don't know. Like, did he... I don't

I don't know. It's all really, really
weird. It's really weird.

OK, I want to talk to you about you and
Lisa because it seems like Lisa made

some efforts this season to try to help
you out professionally and also try to

get you to reconcile with your friends.

Do you have something against her?

I felt like I had confided in Lisa.

And then I felt like you didn't care.

And you just kept saying, be friends
with this person. Be friends with this

person. Pushing me on people. Pushing me
on people. No, I never pushed you on

people. I understood if you didn't want
to interact with Kristen.

I understood if you had a problem with
Jack.

But I felt that she was making a mistake
walking away from some of the friends

that she'd had for years.

You don't need to just dump all your
friends. I've dumped them before.

You've got many good friends. What do
you want? You're not listening to

anything. And you're just going to hear
whoever's willing to do what you want.

It's not okay.

It's not okay. That is what you do.

I only ever wanted to help her. I don't
feel like that, especially on the

finale. Yeah. When you knew my issues
with Jax. But you didn't need to run out

of the room. Yes. Just because he
entered in the other. I did. Really?

Yes. I did. If she's put in a happy
place, I just don't understand why. This

how I feel. To the extent she's taking
to be so, like, not near me, you know?

I'm giving the heads up.

Jax has just walked in, okay?

No. Don't be a baby.

No. I don't understand why he gets so
nervous.

Hang on. I'm going to go.

I have to go.

Did you need to call Lisa an old woman
in interviews?

Well, she's the star of the show.

What are you saying?

I'm the star of the show.

Why did you say you're the star of the
show? Because I'm the star of this show.

That is sarcasm. No, you mean that when
you say it.

You think you're better than all of us
on the show. Yes, you do.

Admit it.

Okay, I think this may be a good time to
take a break.

Up next, I try to meddle in their
relationship.

By meddle, you mean get him to cheat on
me so I'd break up with him. He's a big

boy. He makes his own decisions.

We're back with Lisa and the staff from
Sir.

Jax, earlier this season, you made it
clear that Katie and Schwartz should

up. I would love nothing more than Tom
to fucking rail a girl right in front of

her.

Why did you want that to happen so
badly? Well, I saw my friend Tom hurting

the time. And he was like, man, I don't
know what to do with my relationship.

He was spending a lot more time over at
myself and Tom's house and hanging out.

And he was just like, I just want to get
out and be out of the apartment.

Because they were going through a hard
time. But why were you so interested in

breaking them up? You're right. You're
right. You're right. I would find that

difficult. I know.

We've all gone through our bad times of
venting. And I feel like Schwartz would

vent sometimes around me and Jax. And
Jax just took it so literally. I felt it

was more that Jax.

had his own personal issues against me.
Because when I did try to sort of...

You're right. ...put you over here, you
didn't like that. Well, it kind of was

like she was mean, and when some people
are mean to me, I retaliate.

I made it my point to stick my nose in
it and try to meddle in their

relationship. By metal, you mean get him
to cheat on me so I'd break up with

him. No one can get me. First of all, no
one can get anybody to do anything.

He's a big boy. He makes his own
decisions. You pushed that girl.

You didn't stop it. You can't make
anybody.

Okay, listen.

This head, like that, isn't not, like,
what do you call that? Come on, I didn't

push heads. Did I?

Did I push heads? Yeah. Yeah, thank you.
Okay, but listen, here's the thing.

He's a 33 -year -old grown man. What?
33?

32. Whoa. Yeah, 32 -year -old grown man.
Come on.

Cheat on their girlfriends and just kiss
the girl. I'm sorry. You don't know.

You don't know.

Yeah.

I'm not going to just be kissing a girl
if I'm cheating on my girlfriend. I'm

just saying. I'm not talking about you
anymore. Calm down.

Okay.

Very good. Very good. Very good. Okay.

So, Katie, a few people have implied
that you cheated on Schwartz.

Have you ever cheated on Schwartz?

No. No. And none of us ever said that.

Sheena, where does the term motorboating
a dick come from?

Dude is, like, standing on the bar, and
she's, like, full on dick level.

We were all in a club. There's so many
people there. There was a guy standing,

like, this high up. So that put Katie at
that level.

She's dancing. She's shaking her hair
back and forth. She was putting her

back on.

It just looked like her head motion was
in his crotch region. And we had made a

joke. We're like, oh, is she
motorboating his dick?

And Katie, you did not motorboat a dick.

Absolutely not. I would be more likely
to motorboat someone's boob than

someone's dick, let's be honest. You
take someone's boob. Well, you do that.

Have you ever done that?

Have you ever done that? I can show you.

Yeah, Jackson did it during lunch.

Well, Schwartz, you admitted right away
to kissing a girl in L .A., but you

didn't cop to what happened in Vegas.

You know the whole Vegas thing?

I wasn't completely honest about what
happened entirely.

That night I snuck off and I went to an
after party and I actually did make out

with that girl.

Why not just rip the band -aid off all
at once? I couldn't. Oh, man.

I felt so gross about the whole thing to
begin with. I felt disgusting and I was

so disappointed in myself.

And I felt like if I just laid both of
those things on her, I wasn't entirely

sure the relationship...

Could handle that.

Stassi, you've known Katie and Schwartz
a long time. What do you think?

I don't know exactly what happened.

I don't know. Do you believe that's all
that happened? I mean, I don't know.

Because with this group, it's like where
there's smoke, there's fire.

And sometimes there's not. Sometimes
there is. And you never know anymore.

now it's gotten so intense where there
are rumors about everyone.

Where it's like, I don't know what's
true and what's not. I have no idea.

Lisa, you offered a lot of support for
Katie through the season.

How have you seen her change over the
last year?

I've really seen her grow up, and I'm
proud of her.

And I think she was very kind of almost
deferential to Starcy.

And I think she needed to stand up for
herself, and I'm glad that she did.

But I did try and be a good friend to
her, and I do love her, as I love most

them here.

It just was really nice to have someone
in my corner because I did feel very

alone going through a lot of it and
didn't really have...

Kind of like that voice of reason,
someone that knows better than me,

that's lived longer than me to kind of
like shed some light on a situation.

Why do you love him so much?

I've never felt more of myself around
anyone besides him.

So you either carry on waiting or you
turn around and you say, this is what I

want and if you're not prepared to give
it to me, then I've got to move on.

That was the second best.

I just think that she needed the
support, you know? And look at her. Look

she's become. I think Katie's, like, the
most improved person.

I mean, like, low clap.

And I think that's why he's fallen more
in love with her.

Cute, huh?

Stassi, we've already talked a lot
tonight about Kristen's relationship

this season.

How did you kind of view Kristen's
behavior?

Obviously, she was a little extreme.

Really? I mean, really extreme.

I understood that, okay, she gets in a
one -track mind where she's thinking

I just want to prove that I'm not the
only liar. And, like, that's not how it

works. Like, it was just spiraling into
so much more.

And it...

the fact of whether she was lying or not
became irrelevant. Nobody gave a shit

anymore. No one ever even called her a
liar, though. You're saying, like, you

don't want to be the liar, and you want
to, like, you know, claim your name and

all this, but none of us called you a
liar. No one said you were lying. You

didn't. He did.

He said I made the whole thing up, that
I flew the girl here, I conspired with

her, I was convincing her this was the
truth. Well, let me ask you this,

Kristen. Let me ask you about the girl.

You have this teary...

moment with tom in miami and a few days
later you're kind of meeting with this

girl and marie miami girl and plotting
to ruin his life how does that work it

was really it really was just the timing
yes i had spoken to her months before

that even and then not again until you
met her how on instagram she starts

following me on social media i realized
who she is I started following her back,

and I did reach out to her first. There
it is. That's what I was waiting for.

You did reach out. Yes, I did reach out
first.

Kristen, what exactly was your
involvement in Miami Girl showing up to

Before she actually came, she had sent
me a text message saying, I'm going to

come to LA and visit my dad, blah, blah,
blah. She said, quote, end quote, I

want to confront him in front of Ariana.

I would love to see the look on Tom's
face if he saw me in person. He's such a

liar. And you did not?

No, of course not.

Out of curiosity, James, what's going
through your mind when your girlfriend

so passionately and actively involved in
getting this girl into Sir, having

her confront him?

You know, I don't really care at this
point if Tom had sex with that girl in

Miami. Like, if you can tell by the
theme. But do you care if your

obsessed with him? Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course. Any guy would.

Yeah. Yeah, I do care.

Okay, but has she moved on? Yes, but at
the same time, it sounds silly, but I do

understand kind of where she was at. You
do?

It's something I'm not going to just
break up with Kristen about, mate. I can

get over that. Okay, do whatever you
want. When you did have sex with this

in Miami, which I completely 100 %
believe that you did, that's just my

opinion. You were there. I remember you
were right there. She's got facts. She's

got facts. Oh, facts.

Factual stuff that are pretty vivid. Oh,
we will talk about some facts.

Coming up... Should I bring up why I
actually hate Sheena?

Okay, so let's talk about Miami Girl.

Tom, seeing this girl screaming at you
across the bar that you had sex with her

was...

Unusual. We had sex. We had sex. I'm
sorry we didn't. We had sex. No, we did

not. We had sex. No, we did not. Yes, we
did. You know what the funny thing is?

The funny thing to me about this whole
story is that if you add up all of these

ridiculously stupid things, they
obviously don't make sense. Apparently,

on her period. I made her prove it.
Something that you know I don't do. You

know. You know. Everybody knows that
that is not my thing, first of all.

Okay? Second of all, somebody said
something that, like, I went down on her

twice and wanted to, like... I'm
serious, but if you actually... No, no,

Lisa. This is the point.

Lisa.

Okay, go on. Let him finish.

Let me finish.

I would love to be able to talk about
what happened for once instead of like

hearing what James knows happened and
what Kristen knows happened.

If somebody wants to tell Ariana what a
piece of shit I am, why would they come

up to me? Why wouldn't they just go
straight to Ariana?

Isn't that normally the thing you do?

Let me ask you this. Why did you tear
out of here when she walked in?

Go ahead and take care of the people
down at the end.

He literally just disappeared.

Could he be any more guilty?

I got to tell you, Andy, my first
initial thought was like, are you

And I'm like, no, I'm not playing.

You know that it looked creepy.

I don't care. You know what I think
would have happened had he stayed? Is it

would have ended up in a screaming
situation with Kristen. We all saw what

Kristen was doing and how she handled
the situation. And then he would have

gotten fired.

So Ariana, this girl comes in and... And
you still had no doubt

about it.

Well, no. And you know what I think is
funny is that the only person who had...

...and me.

Seems like the smoking gun also is her
description of your genitalia.

Oh, does the penis look like a penis?

Unless that's some weird characteristic,
like it takes a hard right or

something. A penis looks like a penis.

For some reason, her description of it
was down to a T for Kristen.

If she would have said I was 8 inches,
Kristen would have been like, yes, of

course. If she would have said I was 2
inches, you know what I mean? It didn't

matter. Tom, how did you feel about
Kristen and Miami Girl and then James

in? You know, the funny thing about the
whole situation is that it's such a

junior high blow.

But the funny thing about James saying
something to me is that I remember

specifically when we were friends or
whatever, him, like, we would have

conversations about, like, you got to
simulate the clip or, you know. Oh, come

on.

You need to hear that, like, I was,
like, this horrible guy.

These are the skills you learned from
Tom on Christmas.

Yes, he has.

He's kept my legacy going.

After Miami Girl left, Kristen and
Sheena got in a knockdown drag out.

Do you know how much I bet you're
f***ing back about that? I don't know.

Listen to me. Let me talk, Kristen.

I am back to absurd.

I don't know. What does it mean?

Honestly, I didn't even know I could hit
that octave in my voice. I've never

heard myself be that upset and make that
squealing sound.

And then, Kristen, your manager came
out, Diana, and you told her to go suck

dick and f*** herself.

You don't own the restaurant. Move your
ass.

Leave. Suck the f*** away. Bye.

Suck a dick.

Amongst many other f -bombs, yeah, it
was bad. It seemed like, though, when

met with Lisa, you kind of...

stood by your behavior. I am not taking
blame for this.

I'm sorry.

Your behavior was absolutely wrong. That
was probably the best it could have

gone with that girl coming in here. I've
had enough of your bullshit. As far as

I'm concerned, you're not here, you're
not here socially, and you're fired from

Sir Restaurant, and it's done.

I'm sorry.

In the moment, I just, I felt like I was
trying to come to work, and then I saw

them sitting.

It's like I knew it was about to happen.

Yeah, but what did you expect?

Really, what did you expect after
talking to Diana like that? To tell your

manager to go suck a dick and to go f***
yourself. What did you expect? You

expect to walk in here and have like the
best section in the restaurant.

What did you expect?

How you should have come in, you should
have said, I lost my mind. I'm so sorry.

If she had said that, would you have?
Probably not. But we were still debating

because, as I said, we had such a
history with her. And she's been here

years. And it's only really been the
last year that she's just totally

up. So in this moment now, do you
believe that you should have gotten

Yeah. You do?

I wish I had just quit because being
around...

People that I'm not friends with, my
accent as a new girlfriend, it was just

much was so hard for me. I should have
just cut my losses and made it easier

everyone.

Seeing everyone's jubilant reactions,
seeing the

glee and celebration of your coworkers
and even the chefs. The

cooks, that was like the funniest thing
I've ever seen. Yeah.

How did you feel seeing everyone's
reaction?

I mean, these people's reaction, no
sweat. Not surprised. Not at all.

Well, it's time to turn our attention to
the most important day of 2014,

Sheena's wedding day.

You know, it seemed like you had
everything choreographed.

I did.

Do you, in retrospect, regret being so
wedded to a certain chronology?

Because, you know, a lot of it didn't
work out the way you wanted it to.

Why haven't? Why didn't we do the dollar
dance? Where is my purse?

No one's going to want to do a dollar
dance now. They're all dancing to upbeat

music. We didn't do that. When are we
doing the bouquet? When are we doing the

garter? When am I cutting the cake? Half
of my guests have left.

I don't like to have regrets.

I like to just, you know.

live and learn.

Watching it back, I just wanted to reach
through the TV and take me and be like,

it'll be okay.

Katie, Sheena's wedding happened just
days after you found out that Tom had

a little moment with this girl in Vegas.

How hard was it for you to put on a
smile and support Sheena?

It was a little bit hard to kind of get
through the ceremony part of it and not,

you know, get sad about my own
situation.

Well, Schwartz, the gift at the wedding
did not initially go over great.

The string... It's a ring on a string.

I just got you a little something.

I know it's not the engagement ring that
you deserve.

Putting a ring on a string? Don't think
too much about it.

It's not a string, it's a gold necklace.

Not really what a girl pushing 30 wants
to hear.

I did not expect that response at all.
Maybe I'm... Maybe I'm naive.

In hindsight, obviously, it makes
perfect sense.

Here's the thing, because we talked
about rings, and he's like, I think it

be cool to wear around a necklace. I'm
like, absolutely not. I'm like, no, why

would you do that?

It's supposed to go on your finger. It's
symbolism. It's tradition.

It's all that.

You can get me a pair of earrings, a
necklace, a bracelet. Just don't get me

ring. I don't ever want to be given a
ring by a guy unless it's like the ring.

I'm not talking like the exact ring I
want, but the ring that has the strings

attached to it, not attached to a
string.

So then you're there, and he gives you
this box. Did you think it was... was

moment? I mean, that flashed in front of
my face a little bit, but I was like,

no, not at a wedding. Please, God, not
like, I mean, okay, yeah, sure, if it's

going to, but like, I'll take it, I'll
take it.

I don't understand it, because if he
knows that she wants the proposal, he

that at any time, if he brings out a
little box, suddenly she's going to be

like, is this it? And then he does that.

Every girl knows what a little box
means. Every girl, they're born.

I stand by the ring on the string,
actually.

How about you just don't make out with
girls, and that will remind me that you

love me.

Okay,

let's talk about the wedding dress.

What was your inspiration for a two
-piece?

I mean, you went for a crop top, which
we don't see often.

I wear crop tops all the time.

That's, like, my thing.

Why not make a wedding dress crop top?

I wanted to do something different. And
I have already seen my dress several

times on Instagram being copied. So what
is it? Imitation is the highest form of

flattery. Right. So it looks beautiful.

And it was me.

You know, I don't think anyone else here
would wear anything similar to that.

And I loved it.

Have you changed your opinion on the
crop top?

It was just an easy target.

Do you know what I mean? Like, she's
wearing a crop top.

So that's the crop top two -piece
wedding dress.

That is the ugliest effing wedding dress
I've ever seen in my entire life.

She has so much makeup on.

I know. You would think, like, come on,
it's your wedding day. Like, try not to

look like a hooker today.

Did it bother you hearing her critique?

It didn't surprise me.

But I mean, it was like, oh, you know,
her hooker makeup.

You know, it's a wedding. Why would she
wear so much makeup? I mean, these

pictures are forever.

And that makeup needed to last me all
day and all night.

I wish we could all just establish that.

Most of everybody here has done these
things to each other and hated on each

other this season.

It's not without heart, though. What do
you mean?

There's heart behind us having problems.

You're just literally picking on
somebody like a bully.

Sheena? Sheena and her wedding dress.

Should I bring up why I actually hate
Sheena?

You guys all know why she hates Sheena.
Everybody knows. You know why.

I don't know why. Can you explain to me
why you don't like her? Because I don't

know.

If I hated somebody and I thought that
their ex -boyfriend was showing a video,

I would get on the phone immediately.

First of all, I would say, put that
f***ing s*** away.

And I would call someone immediately.
No, you watched it and you let everybody

else watch it. Yeah, because I wanted to
see what this whole thing was. So I

knew if you tried to do something with
it, you'd think I wasn't going to have

your back. You'd think that I would have
tried to help that come out. He came in

here and we were all appalled by what
happened. To say it gently.

You are hurt because there's a piece of
videotape that you're not proud of.

And what happened? And I watched it, and
I've apologized for that. You're the

one who told me about it. Yeah, I did
tell you about it. In the middle of

laughing about it. I did tell you about
it. We don't even talk about it. But I'm

just, okay. I didn't have it. She showed
it to James. I didn't have a copy of

it. I didn't have it.

Can I just say, okay, this is why I
haven't felt bad about making fun of a

wedding dress.

It just looked like an ass, which is
fine. I'll take looking like an ass,

because I don't want anybody to know
about this.

I would rather look like a bitch than
have it come out that I have a video of

me. So she pulled them down all season.
I'm trying to explain it. I'm not a

f***ing awful person.

I just, I have been hurt. Explain how
you've been hurt. I was told that you

the one that made the joke saying you
should sell this to TMZ. No. And then I

just felt like, what the f***?

Why am I ever going to talk to any of
these people again? It was the darkest

point of my life.

You have to know, he did come in here
and he was showing the whole bar. I

I was showing everybody.

Okay, if you didn't say, you know, I'm
going to give it to, go to DMZ, then I'm

sorry for thinking that you did. But
that is what I have felt. And you did

it. I would never do that. And you did
let him show it to a bunch of men. And

I'm sorry.

Up next.

Jax, you said without hesitation, they
went in the room and they had sex.

What is the truth?

Are we taking five?

Yes.

Katie, you really, like, I'm telling
you, you're crossing the line. I don't

care. You're not my friend anymore. I'm
not your friend anymore. It's done.

Okay, well, then why are you acting like
I'm mean? You're being mean.

She didn't do anything wrong to you. I
think your boyfriend is, like, he got to

town and he stopped hanging out with
her. I mean, Katie, why are you hating

somebody that has never done anything to
you? I mean, it's bullshit.

I will continue to be the bigger person,
Katie. Okay, because you are the bigger

person. You're so mature.

I'm not saying I'm mature. I came in
here being like, God, I would hope that

could be fine.

I was a really good friend to you.

So we were talking

about the wedding.

Everyone was on high alert that Kristen
was potentially going to make a scene of

some kind of the wedding.

Lisa warned you about it. It was the
buzz in the air that you could really

a scene.

You went off to a car with Trevor. Jay,
get the out of my face. No.

I will call the police on you. Stop it.

Just like that.

Do you think it's okay for a girl to hit
a guy? It's never okay for anybody to

hit anybody.

Did you punch him or did you Muay Thai
him?

It was both. It was like a slap and then
she went Muay Thai.

Seems like your initial reaction when
you heard that she had punched James was

you were kind of laughing a little bit,
and then the next morning you were

really pissed.

Like, you guys couldn't just keep it
together for one night.

One night for me. The only thing I knew
to do in that moment was to walk away.

And I appreciate that you were mature
enough to know to do that, so thank you

for that. I spent, like, hours, and I'm
not blaming him. It was what it was.

I've gotten hammered and acted a fool,
most of us have. But in that moment, the

only thing I knew...

to do, which is walk away.

Lisa, when you heard that Kristen had
punched James, your reaction was, he

should break up with her.

Well, yeah. I mean, he was obnoxious. He
was arrogant. He was in her face. But

that doesn't justify smacking somebody
hard in the temple.

James, you said it was your fault that
Kristen hit you.

It was my fault because I wouldn't get
out of her face. You know what I mean? A

lot of sh** came out of my mouth that
night when I was blacked out. You know,

when people said to me the stuff I was
saying.

It scares me, Andy, to be honest. It
does scare me. But to be honest, I have

learned from that mistake.

And I'm continuing to learn from my
mistakes.

And, you know, that's all I can do.

What was your reaction?

You know, nobody deserves to get hit
like that. And the fact that...

You know, he was at a boiling point, and
I'm sure seeing her walk off with some

guy is definitely going to even make it
ten times worse when all he's trying to

do is get love back that he's giving so
unconditionally.

Kristen, after the wedding, it seems
like you felt you had nothing to lose

the group, and you went on a final spree
to

prove that you were not a liar.

as you discussed Tom's infidelity with
Ariana.

What was upsetting me is that because
Jax had been telling me and telling us

so long, for so many months, and
repeating that it was true, it was true,

true. One time. And every time I said,
okay, let it go, and then he's like,

well, it did happen. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Me let it go?

Yeah, every time we would discuss it and
it would kind of die out, you would

bring it back up again. I'm sure he
doesn't. But then you sat down at dinner

you said to the group, Yes, it happened.

Tom went into the room and had sex with
this girl.

This is what happened. So that girl was
with Tom in the room

having sex.

She slept with him, but she had sex with
him.

Do I think it happened?

100%. And then the next day at the surf
photo shoot, you had no recollection of

saying it and told Tom you didn't say
it. The other night when you went to

dinner, what did you say exactly?

About what? First of all, about what?

About Miami.

I didn't even talk to Kristen.

Yeah. What is the truth in your mind? In
my mind, I wasn't there. I wasn't

there. No matter if it did or didn't, I
wasn't there. I was buying beer.

Those two are the only ones I'm serious.
You were not in the room that whole

night. I wasn't even in the room. I was
at CBS buying beer. We were at the

Monday Night Live.

So then why? I only go off of what she
said.

That's it. Okay, but why would you,
like, she's a drinker. You said without

hesitation at that meal, you sat there,
you said, they went in the room,

they closed the door, and they had sex.

You got to remember, too, we were all
hitting each other from the San Diego

thing. That was coming after the San
Diego thing.

It was long after the San Diego thing.
Yeah, but him and I weren't getting

along. So did you just make this whole
thing up, or did this girl tell you this

story? That's what the girl said to me,
to be honest. But again, she...

But when you repeated it, you didn't say
the girl said they had sex. You said

they had sex. And when that girl told
you that and you asked Tom, what did Tom

say? The girl told me the next day that
that's what happened. I wasn't there.

100 % I was not even in the room. I was
at CVS buying beer in Miami. So maybe

the root of all these problems isn't
necessarily me because I'm not the one

made that story up or brought it to
anyone's attention.

Well, you were there at the dinner. You
kept it going.

You orchestrated the dinner.

I've admitted that I facilitated it
throughout the summer. I'm saying I'm

the one who started this rumor.

Idiot. You're done after this.

I'm gonna wreck you. And me and Tom,
like, I know we forgive Jax probably too

easily sometimes, but we really did let
him have it. There was a point in this

season where I fully hated Jax. At that
point, when you were exacerbating the

whole, like, situation, I mean, my life
was a living hell. I'm not gonna be

melodramatic. No, I know. But there was
a point in which I hated you. Everyone

acts like I never have been mad at Jax.
And I am a Jax sympathizer. I know.

Ariana, do you wish that Tom would just
kind of cut Jax out completely as a

friend? Sometimes. You do.

Sorry, Jax. It sucks, though, Jax,
because it's like when you keep doing

things, your word just becomes even more
and more less credible.

You know, like... I would think after
three seasons of this show, your

credibility is pretty down here.

You don't have any remorse or say, I'm
only going to tell the truth. I do have

remorse. Absolutely. You know what?
Again.

I'm optimistic. Please. How many times
have I come into your house and sit

before in the morning sobbing my eyes
out? Absolutely. How many times have we

gone through that with him?

Jax, I'm 100 % optimistic.

Again, I am not trying to counteract. I
admit everything I do.

Yeah. Done it. I'm not. But I'm not
going, well, you did. Yes, I did this.

you did this. And you did this. Why
don't you just change then?

I don't care, Jax. You still hurt
people. You hurt people in your life.

died. Nobody got pregnant. Nobody got
divorced. Fine.

It's all their choices. You know,
everyone makes their own choices. I'm

forcing anybody to do anything.

One thing I wanted to say is the
ultimatum that you dropped on Schwartz

final sir party.

You said he better propose within six
months.

Yeah. Or else you would leave him. Yeah.

Today, I'm telling you that take that
next step with me.

Otherwise, I need to move on.

You have six months.

Six months.

So...

By my estimation, it's been five months
and three weeks. Holy cow.

Katie, I've been a boyfriend for the
past year, and I'll take your hand and

you to keep being my girlfriend until I
grow the balls and ask you to marry me.

Oh, my God, I thought you were really
doing it.

What is that? Oh, my God, I thought you
were really doing that.

I actually just became aware of that. I
was doing my math myself, and I even

texted, I think, Arianna Sheen. I was
like, oh, my God, that's next week.

So, Tom, I'm going to file for an, I
don't know, I'm filing for an extension.

mean. No, you, I said six months was
ample time to figure it out.

Just be rest assured it's coming.

I've been hearing this for at least a
year. I actually, I believe him this

Yeah. It's coming. I've changed.

I've grown.

I buy it.

I have. If it's coming, why not?

I don't think you should put the
pressure on him now.

I want to change gears for a minute.

Stassi, it seems like every time we see
you, it's the last time you're going to

see this group. Do you feel like when
you walk out today, it'll be the last

you see everybody?

I'm really excited to get up and walk
out of this room. You are. I've been

miserable the whole entire time.

Is there anything that we didn't...

get through that Stassi said about any
of you this season or that you want to

get off your chest while she's here?

Coming up... Relationship's over. She
trashes us, she trashes sir, she trashes

all these people. Let me finish.

Is there anything...

that Stassi said about any of you this
season or that you want to get off your

chest while she's here?

When you and Kristen sat down before
that dinner with Jack, you were like, I

honestly encourage you to let this go.

How the hell do I get Jack to tell the
truth?

Let it go.

That took me by surprise.

You didn't say that to any consideration
for me personally or whatever. I just

admired that, so...

I have to give it to you for that one.

Do you still feel justified in severing
the relationship in the fashion in which

you did? I don't want it to be like
this.

I have feelings as well. I was hurt by
things too. We all know you have

because that's all you care about.
Exactly. So we all know that we're well

because of all your concerns. Katie, I'm
not being mean to you right now.

That's my honest truth coming out is I
just find you to be selfish and only

concerned for yourself.

I didn't expect it to end the way it
did. I thought you would be like,

Stassi, I totally get why you were
frustrated. And then we'd talk about it.

Instead, Katie told you to shut the f***
up. Yeah, so I just wanted to kiss your

ass and do what you wanted.

And you didn't admit that I was wrong
and admit guilt, but I wasn't guilty. I

wasn't wrong. I didn't change the rules
you did. We had been the same.

There's no rules.

No rules.

No rules.

Exactly. The rules.

The rules.

Why don't you try to just, like, let it
go? No, but Katie, what you don't

realize is, like, I have let it go. I
was in the middle of it. You hide. You

and hide. You came back here, and you
wouldn't talk to her. You still talk to

him. And I know that because Christina
Kelly has apologized to me. Because you

guys all do, too. Like, give me a break.

Don't even compare me to you. I get
nothing but updates on how you guys just

ripped me apart.

And it's like, why would I have anything
nice to say about you? But I don't get

mad at you for doing it.

Is Stassi welcome back at SIR? The
relationship's over. She trashes SIR.

trashes all these people. No, I do not
trash SIR. Let me finish. No, you do.

You're so disrespectful to her. You're
so disrespectful to me. I'd be nothing

but good to you.

That's true.

Sheena, where are you with Stassi?

Um, I mean, I accept your apology. I
appreciated that. And, you know, we're

different people who will never be
friends again. And I'm fine with that.

fine with that. And I wish her the best,
honestly.

Well, one thing I wanted to say for the
very end.

Last year at this time, a lot of these
couples were in very different places.

Yeah. Sheena married Shay.

Tom and Ariana are madly in love.

Kristen and James can't keep their hands
off each other.

These two are wallowing in love with
their dog.

And then there's Jack. Yeah, I see it.
But still, despite all the questionable

things that may happen under this roof.

Some of these relationships have not
only survived, they've thrived. Does

give you hope for these guys?

Yeah, when I look at all of them, I see
there's some growth, definitely.

Especially with James and Schwartzy. I
think he's turned it around. Katie, a

thousand percent.

Kristen, I don't know.

Stassi, I don't even want to go there
again. These guys are great. Look at

She is, and she does want the best for
everybody. You, useless, forget about

him. He's a lot of course.

Well, long live Sir.

Absolutely. Should we have a toast?

Okay, so we have Peter and Shay and Ken
and Jiggy in the house. And I think some

cocktails.

Nice.

He dumped you for welcome.

Cheers, everybody.

Cheers, everybody.

To all of you for a great season.

Cheers.

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