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I'm not sure how much talk you're in
today.

I don't know, we'll see. I mean, I'm
sure they'll find something to yell at

about. You're a f***ing liar.

Who the f*** is talking to you right
now? Shut up!

Someone needs to be called out on their
bulls***.

Don't even get me started on you,
because you punched me in the face

your friend. You got a punchable face.

I'm feeling good, except I think I
forgot a pair of pants.

He's a dirty bad dog that will stick it
in anything.

I'm talking about my life. Don't you
dare. The things that you're upset about

did not happen.

You are the biggest liar.

Shut up, Jack. You're done after this.
I'll wreck you.

I'd be nothing but good to you. You
dispose of people like they're nothing,

they're things. Let me finish.

That's called being a fucking hypocrite.
When was the last time you and Stassi

spoke to each other? Two years. Well,
let's bring her out.

Stassi?

Like, are you fucking kidding me?

Hey, everybody.

I'm Andy Cohen, and welcome to Sur
Lounge in West Hollywood for the season

Vanderpump Rules reunion.

I am here with Lisa Vanderpump and the
ridiculously attractive staff of

Sur.

Hi, Lisa. Hey, hi. How are you?

Great. How are you?

Oh, nervous.

Jack, good to see you. Good to see you.

Where are things with Carmen right now?

I don't know.

When was the last time you saw her?

Last night.

Oh. Oh.

Hi, Sheena Shay. Hi. I loved watching
your wedding. Thank you.

Tom and Ariana, are you living together?

Yeah. Yeah.

In your apartment, Tom? Mm -hmm. Did you
at least get a new mattress for the two

of you? Or are you?

One would hope, right? That's enough.
Well, all of my stuff is now in there.

my mattress resides in the apartment.

Hi, Tom Schwartz. Hey. What's up, Andy?
We have two Toms here today. So I'm just

going to.

Call you Schwartz for the day.

Or I could be number one, Tom number
one. No, no. We already know that I'm

number one.

All right.

How's it going, Katie?

Good. Do you have the ring that Schwartz
gave you?

Yes. Oh, that's nice. Well, it's not
that. That one I bought for myself, the

pretty one. This little one is the one
that he gave me.

Hi, Kristen.

Hi, Andy. Weird to be in, sir, after
you're not working here?

I mean, at this point, no, not really. I
kind of, I visit once in a while. I

keep an eye on her. I was going to say,
when Kristen walks in, do you... Yeah,

absolutely. She knows she's got to
behave herself.

Last but not least, James, welcome to
your first reunion. Thank you very much.

feel very welcome. Good luck. Good.

Noticeably missing from this group is
Dossie.

Oh, forgot about her.

In just a bit, Stassi will be joining
the group.

I don't think that the two of you
interacted at all this season. When was

last time you and Stassi spoke to each
other? I had a conversation two years,

maybe. Oh, you ran into her.
Interesting, Jack. I ran into her, but

it. You told Carmen that you had lunch
with her.

I never had lunch with Carmen. Well, you
told me that she called you just before

filming.

She never called me before filming. You
told me that you guys got married last

week. I just made the mistake of
forgetting that there's no simple answer

you ask Jax a question.

So I want to reset and talk about when
we last got together.

We were all kind of dealing with the
revelation that Jax and Kristen had

slept together.

And no one here liked either of you at
that moment.

Yet, when the season started, Jax was
pretty much back in with everybody, but

Kristen had a hard time winning people
back.

Kristen, how did it feel for you to be
the pariah of the group and see

kind of accepting Jax again?

I just think it's really interesting how
everyone is still best friends with Jax

when he's single -handedly.

Dub every one of their friendships and
relationships and it had nothing to do

with me. I guess it's just Jack. Wait,
what?

You guys were co -conspirators, weren't
you?

What I was so interested in at the top
of the season was that, Tom, here you

with your best friend of 10 years who
slept with your girlfriend twice while

you were with her.

How did you forgive him? You know, Jack
does...

put me through some bullshit and does
stir the pot and all that shit. I don't

think, he doesn't do it maliciously or
out of spite or anger or hatred.

He does it because of insecurity,
really, I feel like.

Well, you don't sleep with somebody
else's girlfriend out of insecurity.

He did that because he doesn't give a
damn.

It also comes down to how hot you are.
To be honest, hot people like fucking

people.

That's just what humans do.

What? At the end of the day, you know,
he was drunk. His insecurities come out

when he's drunk. I was on his couch for
four days downing bottles of vodka. I

was going through a breakup with Stassi
through hell. It was my first serious

breakup, and it was the first. It was
really bad.

Everybody knows that breakup with Stassi
was hell.

Suffice to say, hot people like f***ing
hot people.

Okay. Kristen, right before Sheena's
birthday, you decided to tell her

everything you knew about Tom allegedly
cheating on Ariana.

In Miami.

What was it that you had said? Well,
I'll just read exactly what she wrote.

I said, I really do appreciate you
talking to me about this. I had to ask.

didn't know if it was true.

She said, you fucked it, right?

She said, yes.

What was interesting to me is that
Sheena told you everything that she had

heard. Everything that she had heard
that I had already heard. Okay.

She showed you text messages. That I had
already seen.

Fairly damning. They were not. Okay.
Because they're completely innocuous.

never. lost faith that tom was being
honest with you and

didn't cheat on you why is that it's not
about faith it's about one person

being honest and multiple other people
who have nothing to do with anything

stories that don't add up that
contradict each other I've never put

situation where she's really got to go
out on a limb to trust me. Like, I make

it very easy for her. That being said,
you have cheated on girlfriends in the

past, one of whom is in this room.

So would it be impossible for you to
think that he could have cheated on you?

Nothing is impossible.

That's not really the point.

There's an ancient Chinese proverb that
says, just because you cheat doesn't

make you a cheater.

Are those the words that you live by?

No, I think what he's trying to say is
correlation is not causation. Correct?

Yes, but hot people like to fuck other
hot people.

Well, then in this situation, we're good
because that chick is not hot.

That's actually very true.

Tom, how frustrating is it for you to
have your ex -girlfriend...

playing private detective.

It's obviously a little frustrating, but
what the more frustrating thing is

this, like, sort of if you don't have
evidence, you just lie and say you do.

I'm wondering, like, why you actually
brought this girl in when you said she

needs to clear her name.

Clear her name from what?

I didn't bring her in. She's the one who
put it out there. Yeah, exactly. She's

the one that sold the stories to the
tabloid for money.

Can you just tell us how you found...
And I'm not being dismissive. How did

find these girls when you three were in
Vegas?

They did.

They approached you guys when you were
in Vegas.

Miami, whatever.

This is what I'm tired of. I'm tired of
people talking about a situation that

they were not present for and have no...

Because you're talking about facts.

You're talking about facts. I am talking
about facts. I was the one person who

was there. You weren't there.

You weren't there. You weren't there. I
was with Tom the whole night. I know

it's more exciting if there's an element
of doubt lingering.

But it didn't happen.

OK, let's put a pin in that, because we
are definitely going to talk about this

later in detail.

Jax, I want to talk about your nose.

Take this the right way, but it doesn't
look that different to me. It doesn't

look different. It looks a lot
different, actually. I can tell on

Look how straight that thing is. I can't
tell a single difference between the

old and new note.

Seems like no one really bought your
deviated septum.

So what do you want to know? Are you
going to ask me if I've ever done drugs?

And are you asking me that? No, he's
not.

Oh, because I'll tell you, your nose
didn't cave in from cocaine or something

like that. No, not that I know of. But
you did sound like you had a cold before

you had it. Yeah. Yeah, he did. Yeah.

In fairness to Jax, a lot of you have
done work to your face. No plastic

surgery. No plastic surgery.

I think Doc is the only one who's had
plastic surgery.

OK. I've just had Botox. I love Botox.
Standoval, you don't do any Botox on

forehead? Nothing. I mean, I'm not
opposed to it. I've just not done it

Okay, Sheena and Kristen, you're both
young. Why do you do Botox?

Preventative. Yeah, preventative.

I have no wrinkles.

I don't have any wrinkles.

Okay, let me ask you about something
else. So James, at Sheena's birthday,

was your big gripe about Tom and the car
selfies?

Let me, listen, listen.

Tom came up to me. He couldn't think of
anything better to say than say, go take

another Beamer selfie.

James, go take a Beamer selfie or
something.

Oh, Beamer selfie?

Go take a Beamer selfie. I'm going to
take a Honda Civic selfie, man. OK,

Just so happened that week, I bought my
first car that I've been saving up for.

I did get an apartment of my own. And it
was him saying, oh.

James is going out with Kristen, not
only does he live with his parents and

hasn't got a bloody car, it's like, I
don't live with my parents, I do have a

car, and it's way nicer than your Civic,
okay?

So I really had nothing better to say
than say, go take a Civic selfie, you

what I mean? Like, I couldn't take
something else. But to be honest, for

set you off, mate, I mean... That's not
what set him off. That is not what

happened. All I wanted to say was, hey,
can you please just leave me alone and

mind your own business? You beelined it.
Oh, God. You beelined it from the DJ

booth, stepped in front of Kristen, and
is like, hey, what do you want, dude?

What do you want? And she even told you.
She's like, James, James, stop, James.

You're like, what, dude?

Okay, first of all, English people don't
say dude.

That's what you said.

Talk about what? Talk about what, son?

What does he want to talk to you about?
Your 51 -year -old son.

James,

did you come in to Sheena's birthday
looking for a fight? No.

You were provoking him. Yeah.

If I tried provoking you right now, I'd
be doing a lot more than go in a safe

and go take a civic selfie, mate. That
was not it.

Regardless,

you were the one that came out with
scars on your face, bro. It was you and

face getting tall, making yourself big.

No, I wasn't trying to make myself big.
You were overcompensating.

Don't even get me started on you because
you punched me in the face sticking up

for your friend. You got a punchable
face.

Shut up, Jack. Shut up? You've been here
for five minutes. Five minutes.

You clearly also don't know how to tell
the time, bro.

You've been here for five minutes.

Shoot. Okay, I think this may be a good
time to take a break.

Coming up, let's talk about Miami.

I really wanted Casey to go. The fact
that Schwartzy would go without her. If

would have gone, it would have been a
one -way street.

I'm not a bad person. You're incapable
of being nice about anything that

center around yourself.

We're back with Lisa and the staff from
CERN.

Jax, you were dating two women at the
same time. Did they really know about

other? Yeah, Tiffany and Carmen both
knew.

Yeah, absolutely.

There's no lying. There's no deceiving.

This is all going to end terribly.

I mean, it always does with Jax and the
women he dates.

That doesn't make any sense to me. Like,
if they both know about each other,

then it's OK.

I mean, it's not Utah.

You can't just have more than one woman
and have it be okay. Not when you were

dating Carmen, I bet. I don't know, but
you're just being like the kind of girl

that would. Yeah, Kristen, you're good
friends with Carmen. Was she aware that

Jax was dating Tiffany at the same time?
She was, because she said, unless you

break up with her, stop talking to me.
What did she think about that, that he

was dating Tiffany at the same time? I
mean, watching the show, it's

embarrassing for her. It's humiliating.

It's so embarrassing that she was with
me last night, huh?

Okay.

Well, I'm not saying that it changes the
fact that you guys still hang out. I'm

just saying it is embarrassing for her.
It's not fun to watch.

Jax, when you broke up with Carmen, that
didn't go so good.

No.

After this, like, I don't want to see
you again.

Why? Because I don't like you.

You're 35 years old.

Stop with the partying.

She really let you have it.

Oh, of course. I mean, I deserved it.
How did that make you feel? Did any of

that penetrate?

Yeah, absolutely.

Their breakup was hilarious.

When you said, you're going to law
school, I mean, I'm not going to be

for that.

I offended Carmen terribly. I met her in
public.

I met Carmen last year at a bar, and she
came up to me and said, I'm Jax

Taylor's girlfriend.

And I said, well, that's a very long
list.

And she did not like that. She knows
what I'm doing. It's not a secret who I

or what I'm doing. I agree. It's not a
secret. It doesn't take a rocket science

to figure out who I am and what I'm
doing.

You have said you're going to take the
Clooney route, and you're not going to

get married anytime soon.

God, no. Your comments about

Amal Clooney were very interesting.

A human rights lawyer? How boring is
that?

I'm like, don't do it. Don't do it.

Can you imagine the stack?

Which makes me think that you don't want
to sleep with smart women.

I don't think smart women want to sleep
with me. There we go. That's true.

Well said. Well said, yeah. That's
funny.

Let's talk about the boys' trip to San
Diego.

Jax's girlfriend, Tiffany, hooked you
all up with a pretty sweet suite, right?

It was really nice. Yeah, it was really
nice. So Jax, tell me exactly what

happened with you and the girl in the
bathroom.

I mean, it seemed like you banged her.

So are you admitting it, or?

No, but I understand why they were.

So you denied that it happened.

Yes, it did not happen. But I understand
why they were coming at me. Of course,

I had it coming to me.

Schwartz, is that true? We don't know
exactly what happened. Oh, come on.

You were pretty convicted during the
season that you knew what happened.

I'm sorry, were you there? I watched the
show.

Sandoval, tell me exactly what happened
with Jack and the girl that he brought

back to the room.

I've already told you, but we went back
to the room and the girl and Jack were

in the bathroom and came out and...

Sweating. I was sweating. I know the
situation would look really bad.

Why would you go in the bathroom with
her if she's puking? She had her hair,

I was holding her to let her puke. Her
friends were with her. I felt so bad

I called Tiffany and I told her.

I think it was actually very gentleman
-like of him to go help her with her

and to walk her out of the bathroom. I
thought it was very gentleman -like.

girl must have some really interesting
puke noises.

What did you say? Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
It's a baby.

Listen, regardless of what happened, we
just wanted to teach him a lesson.

Jax had been meddling in our
relationships, and I guess we wanted to

him what it's like.

But at least I did it to his face.

I didn't just go and tell people and
then walk away and be like, I don't know

where people are getting that from.

Jax, I have to say, go

call Tiffany in the car.

and take her through what had happened
in San Diego.

And though she already knew what had
happened, because you had just told the

guys, oh yeah, she knows everything.

I took her into the bathroom to throw
up, and I shut the door, and I'm like,

off me, get off me.

Well,

I might have left out a little bit of
detail.

He truly just says what...

ever he wants to at that time, what
suits him. But he never realizes all the

damage, the carnage it leaves in the
past.

Who believes Jax?

Anyone?

Okay.

So let's talk about Miami.

Sheena, you wanted to do a joint
bachelor, bachelorette party. Was that

you could keep your eye on Shay?

No, not necessarily.

I mean, I trust him completely.

And all of his friends are my friends as
well. So it just made sense to do a

joint party.

Kristen, it seemed like you were in and
out and in again.

Did you feel like you were always
walking on eggshells? Yeah, a little

mean, I do see the point that she had
and how it was really hard for her.

Because the truth was, as far as the
girls were concerned, I wasn't friends

anybody.

I loved seeing you all on the boat
cruise. That was so much fun. That was

best part of Miami.

Katie,

was that a moment that you kind of
wished that Stassi had been at?

Of course, it would have been nice to
have her along, absolutely, but I was

of more relishing in the moment, being
like, I'm so happy I'm here. I'm so

I made this decision.

This is exactly where I should be.

I really wanted Casey to go as well, and
I felt the fact that Schwartzy would go

without her.

I was bluffing. No, you weren't. You
would have gone without her.

If he would have gone, it would have
been a one -way street.

Well, wouldn't Casey?

Probably not.

Well... Miami wasn't all good times.
When the question came up of what

in San Diego, Tom, Jax immediately
brought up the Miami rumors about you.

You definitely railed the shit out of
that girl in the bathroom. I did not. We

don't talk about what happened in Miami.

Is that kind of typical Jax behavior?

Yeah. When Jax gets back in the corner
hole...

Say anything.

Deflect. Boom, boom, boom.

Panic, panic, panic, panic.

Well, Schwartz, you were kind of
shrinking in your seat when this was

Were you worried that Jax was going to
bring up your dirty laundry? Well, I

guess in the back of my head, there was
that concern.

He has wounded animal syndrome when he's
cornered, and he can be vicious.

James, you were so amused with what was
going on, you started texting Kristen.

What were you thinking Kristen was going
to do with that information?

To be honest, I honestly am very
innocent in that sense. Like, as much as

everyone likes to gossip and stuff, I
wasn't texting Kristen so she can go

other people. I was texting Kristen
because... You don't think that was

No, no, no, no. No, but you did leave
your phone on the table when you went to

the bathroom.

Um, I'm going to go to the restroom.

You guys, I'm breaking into Kristen's
phone.

A lot of viewers called BS on that. I
know. And you left it on the table.

So that...

they would see what happened. So I
expect someone to go through my phone?

you ever go through your phone? I
wouldn't go through yours.

I mean, I think it's weird that you left
your phone unlocked.

If I wanted to make a spectacle of it
and, like, try to upset her or embarrass

anyone or make it a thing, I would have
set it at the table. Would any of you

put it past me to do it right then and
there? Well, do you think when you left

it on the table, there was any chance
that they might go through it?

not.

Coming up, did you ever...

Have sexual relations with John.

Tom, you said a few kind of suspicious
things at that dinner in Miami to Jack

that made you seem a little guilty.

I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for
me. Stop ratting us out.

I'm just saying, stop ratting us out.
Stop throwing us under the bus. Stop

causing... Stop... All those things were
said in that whole time.

Yeah, but why are you saying stop
ratting us out and stop trying us out?

ratted me out. He has ratted me out.

About what?

The point is, these are all things that
have accumulated over a very long time

of them being friends.

Yeah. So in that conversation, this
isn't about this. I wasn't just

one thing. I'm referring to a whole span
of things.

Jax, what did you think that Tom was
talking about?

I knew exactly what he was saying. I was
retaliating. So he's basically just

saying, let's stop just doing the stupid
shit that I've been doing. If I was

worried about Jax having any kind of
dirt on me, I obviously would have never

done that.

Oh, it gives me a break.

Establishing bro code again.

Way to cover each other's arses until
one of you fall, and then you all fall

together, you know? Shut up, James.

But there was a really bad cheating
history.

You had month -long affairs with guys.

We were toxic to each other. Fair
enough. I'm not denying anything. You're

one who sits in denial.

I'm not sitting in denial.

One thing I can say is the fact that Tom
and Ariana worked for me for a long

time.

And they were always accused of having
an affair together.

And I know for a fact that they weren't
together and they weren't guilty of what

she's accused them of.

And you still believe that they did
sleep together when you were with Tom?

I do believe that.

But at this point in time, after we've
now been broken up for well over a year,

it doesn't matter to me anymore. I don't
think it matters at all. It doesn't

matter then. Why did the girl from Miami
come here?

I mean, but clearly at the time, I was
livid. I was pissed. And it's not a

normal circumstance that you have to
work with your ex -boyfriend and his

current girlfriend, who clearly had
something going on behind my back.

They were best friends. Let's go ahead
and stop you there.

I mean, let's be honest. The night that
we actually broke up, you guys all went

out, and I was not with you. And that
night, you didn't come home. And the

morning of, when you finally did come
home, and I asked you, did you see

last night? Were you hanging out with
her? And you said no.

You said, no, I wasn't with her. I
wasn't with her. And I said, where did

sleep last night? You said Sheena's.

And I found that he, in fact, was at
Ariana's until 8 o 'clock in the

If you want to make an inference, that's
fine.

If you're up to 8 a .m., I hope you're
not playing cards to 8 a .m., darling.

Considering that this was the first time
that Tom and I had spoken since the

night that my dad died, there was a lot
that we wanted to talk about. There was

a lot going on.

According to his phone, that wasn't true
at the time. According to my phone,

that is not... Stop throwing these
little sidewinders in there. Seriously.

do that all the fucking time.

Like, stop doing that.

There was nothing on my phone that said
anything.

I mean, I was hanging out with her.

You also implied that there was an
affair going on before that. That's what

implied. A lot.

Absolutely.

Yeah, which is definitely not true.

And I think there are three truths.
There's my truth, his truth, and the

truth. Your truth.

Your truth is in your own mind, Kristen.

Stop with the antics and stop yelling.
You don't get to yell at me anymore.

Okay, Kristen.

Oh, God.

Okay, let's switch gears for a second.
In Miami, we actually got to meet

jacks from your past, a guy named John.

There he is. Hey.

What's up, man?

John. See you, dude.

Tom, can you tell us who this gentleman
John is?

John takes care of million -dollar
condos, as well as he's tied in with the

agencies, photographers,

designers, all in Miami. He's kind of a
socialite.

Jax, you lived with John. I lived with
John for a little while, yeah. He had

apartments, and then he had rooms that
he would rent out to models.

So you lived in his room. You used to
live with John.

I didn't live in his room. John said he
lived in his room. I never lived in his

room. I'm sorry, were you there in 2003?
I was there.

Who the fuck is talking to you right
now?

Nobody. Stop.

Okay, Jax, let me cut to the chase.

Go on, why don't you?

Did you ever have sexual relations with
John? Absolutely not. No.

But you kissed him. Yeah, like peck on
the, yeah, peck, yeah. It seemed like

had something deeper because he said, I
still love you.

Come here. You know what?

I love you because I'm over you.

And I still love you as much as I did in
the first place. I'm a bigger person

now. I was so young and I just wanted to
do it right off the bat.

I came from Michigan, okay? We didn't,
this is the first modeling.

gay man i've ever came across so i was
you know i didn't understand like oh i

you know i was being friendly okay the
first gay man you ever came across came

across yeah he's just admitted it andy i
did not just admit anything what are

you talking about he said he's the first
guy you ever came across you

were a bit naive at that moment just
fresh off the boat 22 years old

because you were so kind of nonchalant
about the idea that you had kissed. I've

kissed a lot of my gay friends on the
lips. I still do to this day. Do you

to kiss right now? Do you want to make
out? That's cool.

Oh, stop getting in my way.

I just thought, you know what? Jack
seems like the kind of guy that would

a mouth is a mouth.

A hole is a hole.

I'm going to go where someone will have
me.

Tattoo inspiration. I thought we were
buddies.

That's what I kind of thought. I thought
we were like, you know? That's the

impression that he gives. That's the
impression that you give. I mean, I

we all know I love women.

Very much. Yes, we do. We're not
questioning. Okay.

Lisa, where do you stand here? Well, I
don't know. I mean, he's a dirty, bad

that will stick it in anything that
moves, right?

And so, obviously, when I saw the
footage and the way this guy was kind of

intimate with you and intimated that
you'd had some kind of more in -depth

relationship, I'm just saying that's
what I got from him.

Y 'all can believe what you want to
believe.

Okay. Well, we saw Sandoval tell Ariana
all about Jackson's relationship with

John in the back of the taxi cab, but
also you broke down because you felt

stressed out about the time that you
were spending with Kristen.

I'm, like, sitting in the shower and
just, like, crying by myself because my

stomach hurts so bad all the time. I'm
just, like, waiting for...

Whatever. Your crocodile tears in the
back of the cab.

Crocodile tears. She never cries.

Give me a break. Give me a break. No,
I'm not going to give you a break.

It's just so over the top. No, it's over
the top. It's your continuous... You

know me so well. But you said that I
did, and that's not okay. But I'm

to have my opinion.

Kristen, had I heard you making comments
about me being hit by a truck?

I do wish she would get hit by a Mack
truck or something.

She's a homewrecking whore.

She's got to go.

I think we all need to, like, take it
down a notch and, like, have a little

of a sense of humor when you're saying I
was physically threatening you. Like,

give me a break.

I was being facetious. I'm talking about
Kristen.

I just watched you punch people at
Sheena's birthday party. I really don't

it's that far -fetched. For someone
who's so, like, factual and smarter than

everyone here and everyone that you
know, clearly. Oh, stupid. I should

have said that. That was really dumb.
Well, you did, and you say it on repeat.

Oh, let's quote you, Kristen.

She said she's smarter than every person
she's ever met.

I'm not stupid.

I'm smarter than every person I've ever
met in my life.

Yeah, and then when I heard myself say
that, I was like, oh, give me a break.

Tom, you had an interesting response
after you saw how upset Ariana was in

taxi cab.

Instead of causing a big scene, you
waited until the end of the night, and

had an emotionally raw discussion
with... Kristen.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that we didn't work
out.

There were times where I thought we were
going to spend the rest of our lives

together.

Where were those tears coming from?

When I broke up with Kristen, I was very
just cut it off, and I was very cold

about it.

And the reason why that was the case is
because I had tried breaking up with her

numerous times in the past.

You never broke up with me in the past.
Yes, I did.

Yes, I did. Okay, go on. And anyway.

I felt like I'd never had that sort of
closure, heart -to -heart conversation

with her. I feel like I tried everything
when we were together, and it's like

even after we broke up, I feel like I
tried everything to get her to move on

to be the best, like, ex -boyfriend I
could possibly be.

And it was just all in vain.

It's a conversation that, like, I don't
know, didn't really have to happen, in

my opinion. I thought it was bollocks.

But you were there all weekend, didn't
you? You saw all the comments. Dude, no.

I don't dude me. I've told you. No, I'm
sorry. Did I say that? Yes. You saw her

session with Tom.

Yeah. I mean, I thought they were going
to have a very different conversation.

I thought...

You know, Kristen was feeding me crap.

I felt like I was kind of being tangled
on a bit of a fishing pole with that

one. But for me to find out later that
Kristen, you know, was wiping his tears

off his face, it's like, please, please.

It made me sick to my stomach. Okay,
because she was kissing me goodnight in

that night, telling me that she loves
me, telling me sweet dreams.

Right, so do you feel that she's moved
on? Yes, she's 100 % moved on. She's

over heels for me, and we're in love
together, yes.

But by the way, I have to think that
watching this season was pretty annoying

for you. It was awful. Watching your
girlfriend obsessed over her ex

It was awful.

Put yourself in my shoes for a second.
It's not nice.

Well, while that talk was going on,
Katie, you were trying to have a talk

someone who you thought was your very
good friend, Stassi.

Is that a reason you're calling?

Well, yeah, because I haven't been able
to talk to you in a while.

Okay.

So I'm going to go.

How did you expect Stassi to react to
the news that you were going to Miami

Sheena and Jax and the gang?

I knew she wasn't going to be happy
about it, but I thought she really would

have realized it was a personal
decision. I was making it for myself,

relationship. It was what I needed to
do.

But also, she worked with all these
people every day.

Stassi walked away, went to New York,
and she was with all these guys.

Schwartz, how upset during the Miami
trip was Katie about Stassi blowing her

off? She was distraught because that
friendship ran deep. And for Stassi just

cut it off.

In such a cold and calculated way. It
was so callous.

Stassi should have been mortified for
the way she was behaving.

And it's ironic because she's bragging
all season about how she's grown, right?

How she's better than us. Yeah.

And her actions just show the complete
opposite.

Okay, we're going to pause for a minute.
And when we come back, Stassi will join

the group.

Up next.

You could have said, you know what? Jax,
I'm sorry. I can't talk to you anymore.

That's all I needed. Closure. That's
fine. Jax, you don't deserve anything

me.

I know you all have things you want to
say to Stassi, and she's here.

And we will bring her out after the
break. Can we get a drink first?

I feel like a fire -breathing dragon.

Are we not allowed to talk? We are
allowed to talk. We can talk about

we want.

I don't want to... Jack, stop being a
pussy.

I'm about to go rogue again.

I got 50 bucks because Dossie walked
out. You're on.

We are back at SUR for the Vanderpump
Rules

reunion.

And we switch things up a little bit
because Stassi is going to be joining us

just a moment.

Jax, do you have any love for her?

Oh, I always love her. It was a part of
my life, just like anything else, you

know, in relationships you have. Of
course, I just love her.

Again, I always have this thing with me,
with her. She could stab me in the back

and ask for something and I would do it.
I don't know why, it's just something

with her that I just, I would always be
there if she needed me. Regardless of

what she says about me, she can say all
she wants. I would still be there.

Lisa, do you think that Jax would take
Stassi back?

Maybe not now.

Jax, you wouldn't? No, no, no. I'm
saying being up there as a friend. I

she's going through a lot, whatever she
may or may not say. It's been a three

crazy couple years for her.

Lisa, why do you think Stassi's been so
tough on Katie?

Because Katie didn't do exactly what she
wanted. And I really felt with Katie

that she was kind of subservient to
Stassi. The whole issue over her going

Miami, which I encourage. She works with
all these kids. Stassi had left and

gone to New York.

And I think for Katie to go with
Schwartzy and to be with all of them and

them to be friends wasn't a bad thing.
She stood up to her, and I totally

support that.

Because I think she's been a damn good
friend to her. And I feel that we really

have seen the kind of emancipation of
Katie.

Any hope for your friendship with
Dossie, Sheena? No. God, no.

She's a fucking hypocrite. But you were
a bitch about her the whole season,

Sheena. So were you, Kristen.

Dossie can't be friends with me because
I was friends with you. You know why.

She's a fucking hypocrite. Don't fucking
go there. And I'll say it to her face

when she sits her ass down. Okay, I want
to put a pin in this.

I know you all have things you want to
say to Stassi, and she's here, so let's

bring her out.

Stassi?

Hi. Hi. Nice to see you. Nice to see
you, too.

How are you? Have a seat next to me.

Thank you.

How do you feel being back?

Good. I mean, it's kind of odd. I
haven't seen anyone in a really long

Do you even remember what Jax looks like
at this point? I do. I've watched the

show. Oh, you have?

I have, yeah. Oh, okay, good.

Stassi, what was the big deal about
seeing Jack? It seems like you went to

pain to avoid him this season. That's an
understatement.

Uh -huh.

The night that you had the third part of
the 10 -year reunion, there was a look

of fear where you, like, had to get out
immediately.

Absolutely. I

psyched

myself out so much because I've been
used to this being about me and Jack.

did not want that anymore.

That's it. I did not want that anymore.

The fact that you were going to such
great lengths.

To stay away from me, I thought that was
just a little bit much. Honestly, two

major reasons.

OK. Most importantly, he makes up lies
about people, manipulates the situation.

And then, I mean, I feel like everyone's
been a victim of that. And I'm not

going to willingly put myself in a
situation that allows him to do that to

And then secondly.

I'm in a relationship with somebody I
really love and really respect. And I

didn't feel right hanging out with an ex
-boyfriend.

So, Stassi, let me ask you about your
mystery boyfriend, Patrick.

Okay. Why did he move to L .A.? Well, he
started a new radio show. Uh -huh. And

that involved him being in the West
Coast.

Why didn't we ever see him on the show?

He's a real man.

I don't understand how after everything
that happened, you were talking to me

fine. Then as soon as you got in that
relationship, as soon, and you didn't

me. Absolutely. That was fine. As soon
as you got in, that's fine. It just

his insecurity, really.

If you're secure in your relationship,
why can't you be like, you know what? Go

do what you got to do.

I trust you. You're my girlfriend.

Go do what you got to do. Get your
closure lunch out of the way or whatever

got to do. And that's all I was looking.
How's the dog? How's everything going?

How's your family? That's it. Shake
hands. Walk away.

That's all I wanted. That was it. I
don't really give a shit.

Did you feel threatened in your
relationship by your boyfriend saying,

seriously, this is not going to work?

No, he never gave me an ultimatum, but
it's something that...

I would expect the same thing. I would
expect the same thing. I would not be

okay with my boyfriend filming with his
ex -girlfriend and being like, I

wouldn't feel comfortable. Like, this is
my life.

We all put our lives out here, Stassi.
Like, you know everything.

But as soon as anything remotely gets a
little choppy for you, you storm off and

call us all idiots and psychos. I mean,
I've heard rumors that, like, if your

boyfriend sees you in a room with Jax,
he will break up with you immediately.

I've heard that. OK, well there are
rumors about everything.

What's your reaction to that?

I understand that you're in a
relationship.

I respect that. It's been three years. I
think we can all get over whatever

happened. I just wanted to see how you
were in life. That was it. And I dropped

an email to you and I was nice. I'm
like, hey, if you need anything, let me

know. You could have said, you know
what, Jack, I'm sorry. Thank you for

this. I don't really can't talk to you
anymore. That's all I needed. I have no

idea what you're talking about. You must
have been blocked at the time. I

emailed you.

You're blocked.

I don't have any communication with you.
Okay, closure. That's fine. You don't

deserve anything from me. Did you call
Jack and ask him for money?

Absolutely.

Because he started punching holes in
walls. No. And yet, I called him and I

said, you are going to pay me for this.
I'm sorry. But what is that even like?

You called me up crying.

Jax, I mean, what did I do? No problem.
Cut the check. Gave it right to you. No

problem. OK, but what does this have
anything to do with anything?

You stormed out. Jax, you don't deserve
anything from me.

OK. You literally don't deserve anything
from me. You're right. So I don't even

know why you're even talking.

I don't give a shit. The stuff that you
went through and I, OK.

What did, can you just please tell me
what I went through?

How is it that you know what she's going
through right now?

Once again, you're chiming in. I'm just
curious because you say you know she's

going through a lot.

I just know. Because you don't talk to
her, right?

And you do. I do. The whole reason she
couldn't be friends with me is because I

was friends with Kristen, but now her
and Kristen are friends.

Are you and Kristen buddies now?

She's the only person that will talk to
me.

And she knows that... Have you tried to
reach out to anyone else?

Oh, you guys just do nothing but...

I've never hated somebody so much in my
life. I literally hate you. We've

actually all been really, really good
when you're around.

Because I call you out on your bullshit.

So you don't think he deserves the
closure conversation because he cheated

you? A lot more than cheated on me.
We're not talking about cheating. We're

talking about things that have affected
my life in a very serious, deep way.

Yep. And I will not give him the time of
day. Shut up with your yep.

Well, everybody else is giving yep.

I know what she goes through every day.

Is this your new best friend?

You're a new best friend?

Are you and Chris best friends? I can't
look him in the eye ever because of

that. Oh, God. Shut up. Shut up. If any
of you guys actually reached out to me

the way... I wish you happy
Thanksgiving, happy Christmas. I'm

you after you had sent me that text
about... Okay, I can't... There are men

telling you to shut up. I know, yeah. I
did tell you to shut up. I'm just tired

of the superiority complex.

Okay, we're going to pause for a minute,
and we'll be right back.

Top neck.

You dispose of people like they're
nothing. You're the most selfish person

ever met in my life.

Shut up.

There's men telling you to shut up. I
know, yeah. I did tell you to shut up.

just tired of the superiority complex.

We're all done, Stassi. You're the
almighty.

if you were dumb.

Yeah, you have.

Well, you've walked into a little bit of
a tinderbox because they've seen that

you've been talking about them.

It's just funny when something's not
centered around you.

You just have the worst things to say, a
worst bachelorette party ever. Oh my

God, look at her dress. Look at her
makeup. Look at this. It's like you're

incapable of being nice about anything
that doesn't center around yourself.

On the contrary, do you feel like you
actually do genuinely care about these

people?

now a Lot of these people were very
supportive of her in many many ways.

I'm a very loyal to her I can't who are
you making custom water with the issue

with the only person in this room like
Really respectful to you

and the only time that that changed was
when I watched what happened with Katie

I'm not a bad person.

I had feelings too.

It's not about being a bad person.

I'm not saying that I'm right. I'm not
saying that I'm wrong. I'm not saying

Katie's wrong or right. I will always
love Katie.

Then why don't you treat her well?

Treat her like you love her. You cut me
off. Do you realize how extreme it is

cutting someone off? I don't feel like
I... That's serious. And you dispose of

people like they're nothing, like
they're things. And you have no concern

their feelings. You're the most selfish
person I've ever met in my life.

Like, for real.

She did nothing wrong to you. She did
nothing wrong to you. She is the best

friend you've ever had. Tell me right
now what I did to you.

Next week, the reunion continues.

I'm sorry that hurts your feelings, but
I don't care. I'm not a f***ing awful

person. You think you're better than all
of us on the show. Yes, you do. F***ing

admit it. I honestly feel like I should
just say I'm wrong just so that everyone

knows I'm wrong.

When you did have sex with this girl in
Miami, which I completely 100 % believe

that you did. Shut up!

Oh, you shut the f*** up. It seems like
the smoking gun also is her description

of your genitalia. Oh, my God, dude.

Why in the world did you tattoo Stassi's
face?

Oh, my God. You are a straight -up
serial killer.

Tom, what the fuck is your problem with
her? Sit down and be quiet. It's none of

your business.

It's Stassi. Welcome back, sir.

The relationship's over. Let me finish.
You trashed me. You're so disrespectful

to me. I've been nothing but good to
you. I've been a shit boyfriend for the

past year, and...

What is that? Take your hand and ask you
to...