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Previously, this season on Vanderpump Rules.

You guys are going out and acting like trash.

This time, you've gone too far.

Hello, Vale. I don't encourage intercompany dating.

I'm going to sleep with her, probably.

Everyone tells me to watch out for you, but I don't judge.

Leaving Miami is the perfect time for us to just all get along again. Does it

bother you that she's coming to my bachelorette party? I didn't realize she

Once I feel betrayed, it's done.

Hanging out with people that try to destroy your relationship? I don't want

wake up like you every morning with hatred and anger in my heart.

I'm so happy to share the best day of my life with all of you. No, no, I'm not

going out. This is ridiculous.

This is so embarrassing.

You slept.

with one of 50's best friends. I'm not a cheater.

Did you say that anything happened in Vegas? Yeah, I did. But if you never did

anything in the first place, then how could I cause anything?

I know, I fucked up, but you made it worse. I wasn't completely honest about

whole Vegas thing. You're not even ready for a girlfriend, let alone a wife.

Look at how much I love you and everything. I just got you a little

Putting a ring on a... Don't think too much about it.

Not really what a girl pushing 30 wants to hear. You say, this is what I want,

and if you're not prepared to give it to me, then I've got to move on.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that we couldn't work out. I just want... you to be happy

if ariana weren't in the picture tom and i could maintain some sort of

relationship so i want tom and ariana to break up i need kristen to talk about

the best thing over tom i don't know how much longer i can deal with it do you

know how much i bet you're back about that

I've had enough of your bullshit. As far as I'm concerned, you're not here

socially, and you're fired from Sir Restaurant, and it's done.

We had sex. No, we did not. We had sex. No, we did not. Yes, we did.

I know for a fact that Tom slept with the girl in Miami.

The truth will come out. The truth is going to come out. The truth always does

come out. I shouldn't have to ask you to lie to me. Stop ratting us out.

Do not talk to Kristen about me at all. This is what happened. That girl was

with Tom in the room having sex.

100%. Yes!

God, it's hot, isn't it? Yeah, it's great to see you. Yeah.

OK, we've got a lot to do today.

We're going to do our annual photo shoot that we've been doing for years now.

Wow. Amazing.

Wow. Perfect.

And the last one.

We've got, like, 20 people.

OK. This is a big year for me. It's our 10 -year anniversary at SUR. So I want

this photo shoot to be really the biggest and best we've ever done.

Just kind of shoot as much as you can. I'm asking for the impossible.

I'm asking for like 100 great pictures in a few short hours. When I saw the

motel, I was just really inspired by it. I wanted to do this retro, edgy, sexy

photo shoot.

Normally I do one picture at the end if we've got time. When everything's kind

of done, I have pinked it up. I've got the pink Cadillac. I've got the pink

motel. Pinky will be directing. We're good to go.

We'll get to it.

Really?

Wow, I did.

Hey, what's up? Hi.

Hey, check this out. Yeah.

Nice. I'm going to be sharing a lot of my stuff with the stand of office. We

have the same still.

Lisa's got this amazing location for this photo shoot. Kind of Bates Motel

Miami in the 50s, which I'm super excited about.

This is the leather jacket.

Bye. Yeah, you're like the bad boy.

Yeah, I'll be the bad boy. For the guys, like there's leather jackets, white t

-shirt, very greaser vibe.

It is a lot of fun. Cool? Yeah, thank you.

Those are some butterfly lashes.

Let me see.

Have you talked to Jossie at all, Katie?

No. I mean, I kind of gave up just because, you know, after we had the

conversation after Miami, I thought I would just kind of go back to normal,

it didn't. Sorry.

That, like, sucks, though.

Jossie and I are moving in the opposite direction. She's learning to embrace her

hatred, and I'm learning to let it go.

So yesterday, Katie, I was at my mom's house. She got the mail from the

registrar's office.

She's like, I'm guessing this is your marriage certificate.

Now it's like official.

Are you going to be next, Katie?

I don't know.

Yeah, I would hope so.

Don't give me a ring unless there's strings attached, and I don't mean it

attached literally.

A ring on a string isn't sufficient.

I'm so proud of Katie for getting on Schwartz about getting married. I mean,

they're at that point in their relationship where it's that time.

Plus, I want to go on married couple double dates.

He's like, I just don't think I need a piece of paper. Sometimes that piece of

paper ruins everything, though.

Really? Because I got that piece of paper in the mail yesterday and it was

coolest thing ever.

So do you want to decide what to put on?

Let's take those down then.

Do you see how this is the furthest point out on my head?

I don't like to accentuate that.

I'm loving the theme of this photo shoot.

I got to grease my hair back. No problem. I'm already in character.

I use the Clinique bronzer for men. It goes on really dark.

Guys, come out. Chop, chop. Let's have a look at you.

I'm particularly excited about this photo shoot because it's a 50s sort of

greaser, fun, pinup style.

Perfect. Okay, I love it.

I think the 50s is a really good look on me. Let's get Peter and James. James?

Peter?

Looks good.

All right, let's have all the girls in with all the guys. Drape all over them.

Okay, we'll look over here now.

I'm not going to lie. I look good. I have Botox going.

Hair's looking good.

Have we got it? Yeah. Okay, good. We're done with this. We've got it.

Girls, go to wardrobe, and then let's repo, okay? Let's go.

Hey, wait.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Yeah.

It's hard to always be in the middle of, like, my friends.

It literally gives me anxiety.

So thank you, Kristen, for putting me in another awkward situation.

Just don't kill the messenger.

There was something that Jack said to me the other night at dinner that's just

not sitting with me well.

He said, 100%, this bitch in Miami, you guys had sex.

She slept with him.

She had sex with him.

Wow.

Jack's impeccable with his timing.

Two days ago, I talked to Jax about this. I would appreciate it as a friend.

Do not talk to Kristen about me at all. It pisses me off that he's giving

Kristen ammo.

Like, why is he doing that? I shouldn't have to defend myself for this. Like, I

shouldn't have to. No, I get that. But I do feel like the wheels in your head

are turning right now. And you're thinking back like today. I mean, I am

thinking that.

So clearly there might be some pieces. But I'm also just thinking that he's

lying. I really think he's been on more of a truth kick this past year.

I really do.

This isn't just me giving people the benefit of the doubt. Really? Really? A

truth kick? Really? A truth kick? The guy would never admit to anything he's

ever done. And then it annoys me, too, that it's like I've got to sit here at

this photo shoot, and it's going to be awkward once again at a photo shoot

between me and Jack.

Tom.

Yeah.

You need to fucking talk to your BFF because... He's not my BFF.

Whatever.

Let's have just the two guys together.

Are we good? Pay attention.

Now work it.

It's pushing 100 degrees right now. We're in the middle of the desert. I'm

wearing black leather, sweating my ass off, but that's nothing in comparison to

how shitty it is that I have to stand next to Jack and pretend like I don't

to rip his f***ing head off.

You look seriously a little too pissed off.

You think we got it, haven't we?

Coming up. When it comes to marriage, being with the same person the rest of

life, like, it sounds so bad to me.

Guys. All right, girls, come out.

Someone has to sit, like, right here.

Yeah, somebody sit there on the step.

James, go there.

Yeah, that's it. That's good. This is good.

People might think I'm just a boss boy with mad DJ skills, but come on, I got

the looks too.

Give me attitude.

Okay, I think we got it.

Peter Kelly.

Oh, my God.

It's so hot.

I'm so uncomfortable. It's really bad. It's so exhausting.

So I'm just going to tell you the same thing I just had a talk with Tom about.

So, you know, I went to dinner with Jax and Rachel, and obviously Kristen was

there. And what Jax told me about Miami is 100 % sure something happened.

Is Jax believable?

Well, let's just trace the consistency of what he has to say and also maybe

at his track record in the past.

Leaning towards not believable?

I cannot be talking to somebody while they're f***ing somebody.

That's not possible.

You didn't talk to him the entire night.

Was this a regular four -hour FaceTime convo between the two of you or did you

talk to him on the phone for 20 minutes? FaceTime would not work in that room.

A lot of texting, talked on the phone.

I'm going back to my days with Eddie and him texting his wife. Tom is not a liar

and he's not a cheater. He's been both.

He's been both.

How long did it take Tom to tell Carson the truth about you and him? Years?

I just don't want you to be naive, that's all. I am the least naive person

this planet. Do I think something more happened? Yes.

Tom and I don't have the type of relationship where we invite people into

problems. So it's really annoying to me that Sheena is questioning our business.

What the f***? Man.

No, I get it.

I'm just trying to have you open your eyes and not just be blinded by love,

literally. I've never done that in my life.

You've never been this in love in your life, I don't feel like. I've never been

blinded by anything. Ariana, you've never considered me or you someone. I'm

stupid. I'm smarter than every f***ing person I've ever met in my life.

And one million percent in your entire heart, soul, and body, you don't think

anything inappropriate happened.

No.

And I will never bring this up again.

Thanks, Gina.

I'm not Kristen.

I'm not here to try and expose anyone. I simply want my best friend to see the

truth and make sure she's thought this all the way through.

I love you. I love you.

Hi, Tom. Thanks for seeing me. What made you want to come back in?

Maybe I was hoping just to chat a little bit about my commitment issues ever

since I came clean about...

My little transgression.

I've been putting forth a lot more effort.

You just cheated on her. That's a really big deal.

And you're very eager to jump in and repair the relationship as quickly as

can. Yeah.

Maybe I could just propose to her.

She's ready to seal the deal, tie the knot tomorrow.

I want to just rush in. I want to just not think about it and just be like,

let's get married.

Let's run away.

There's a part of you that wants that? Yes, but I just, for some reason, when

comes to marriage, I...

The idea of being with the same person the rest of my life, like, it sounds so

bad to me.

I can't say that to Katie.

50 % of marriages end in divorce. And I know 100 % of people go into those

marriages thinking, it's not going to be me.

And that's what scares me. How do you know?

So what you're really telling me is you want to say no, that you're not ready

for marriage.

I don't know.

Katie, yeah, she is the one. And I want to give that to her, and she deserves

it, you know?

Can I have both those feelings at once? Absolutely, and I think it's actually

really normal to both be scared and confused. Yeah, I want to find a way to

it work, you know.

But maybe the best thing to do is, you know, let her go. Maybe you have to let

her go, in fairness to her, because maybe, you know, you guys do want the

thing. Eventually, you want it at different times in your life.

What are you going to do?

I have no idea.

That's really cute.

I like that jacket.

This looks better than contemporary stuff, I think, don't you?

We're going back to the 50s with this photo shoot.

It's kind of more of an innocent time, before the sexual revolution.

These kids should take a page out of that book.

Okay, come on, let's go to the Cadillac.

So I need you guys to go there. I need you to come up a little bit.

Now work it.

Talk her up, girls.

Close that gap.

Work it. Come on.

Have we got everything we need? I think so.

Yeah. Okay, I think we've got it.

Thanks. Hang on for a second. I want to talk to you.

So, it's Miami.

Like it keeps getting brought up.

By who?

Well, I know the other night when you went to dinner, what did you say

About what? First of all, about what?

About Miami.

We didn't talk about it. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did.

This is what happened. So that girl was with Tom in the room having sex.

I didn't even talk to Kristen.

So if I were to grab Kristen...

And ask her, right in front of you. Yeah, bring Sheena over here, too.

Look, Jack, if you don't want to be in this uncomfortable situation and have to

take responsibility for your actions, then don't talk shit about me in the

place. You're letting this live. You're letting it bother you. I'm not letting

this live. I'm not letting this live, Jack.

Then let it die.

I'm trying to, but it seems like everybody else is.

Seems to know more about my life than I do.

I know. I don't know how you deal with it. I don't know why you... I'm sick and

tired of it. It's like the Swiss Schwartz, man. It always comes back to

man. Okay, but he admitted it then, in the end, didn't he?

Not everything that you said, Jack.

I said it a million single times.

I was not there.

Now, if I was there, maybe.

Maybe I would say something. Sure. Hey, okay, guys. So, you're talking pretty

loud, so I can, like, kind of hear you. So, since I could hear you and I know

that I'm sort of involved in this...

I'm not getting involved anymore. I'm not trying to bombard you, but I know

Sheena had a conversation with me earlier where she told me... Jack, come

get back here. I'm done with this conversation.

I hate that they all want to talk about it with me when clearly they should be

talking about it and resolve their issues.

But no one has the balls to do it. Dude, Jack was such a pussy, man. He's a lot

of things.

Pussy is one of them, but it's a lot of other things, too.

Put the black shoes back on, I guess.

Oh, wait. Oh, ooh, I'm sorry. Oh, wait. Oh, my bad.

Bloody hell.

This is the shot right here. This is the last shot right here.

A photo should look absolutely beautiful.

Even though my staff can be a total pain in the ass, I have to admit they look

bloody good.

That's good.

More attitude.

Lisa, you look ravishing.

Okay,

I'm going to do one, okay?

One.

All

right,

that's a wrap.

We'll have a concert tomorrow night, okay? Thank you. Thank you.

Coming up. Jack has just walked in. I have to go.

Jackie, stop walking.

I love it when I turn the petals back, you know? Yeah, you may do. It makes the

rose twice the size.

So we have cookies.

This is more like the sweet side.

Last time I saw Lisa, I thought I maybe put myself on the Sir Blacklist. You're

just going to hear whoever is willing to do what you want, and it's not okay.

Hello. Hi.

Wow. How are you? I'm good. But hey, Lisa wants to meet up, and I want some

fried goat cheek balls.

So, how are you? I'm good.

I saw a photo of Christina Kelly, and she looks stunning.

Unbelievable. Stunning.

Dressed up, like, little kind of... Oh, that's a great theme.

Well, excuse me, you should have styled it. I don't really get on with a lot of

those people. I don't know how that would have worked, me telling them what

wear. You've cut them all out of your life. Not all of them.

Well, for the most part, you have.

It's like it's over, like all these six years never happened.

No, it's not that it hasn't happened. It's just things can't always stay the

same. Do you think Katie's been a good friend to you over the years?

She's been a good friend to you, you know that. And I have been a good

Not lately. Not lately. I didn't think I was bullying Katie or bossing her

around. I just thought that she agreed with everything I said.

I trust in every decision I've made thus far.

I want you to come tonight.

Oh, I want you to come. They're having a party.

And I also want you to talk to Katie, because Katie can use a friend.

Katie's a lovely girl.

I can come for a little bit.

Come on then, get out of here, and I will see you tonight.

Knock, knock.

I brought my party dress.

Figure I'd be the devil with the red dress on.

Uh -oh. I asked Lisa if I could bring Kristen to the party. I'm begging you.

literally begging you. Please, yeah, I can't. Please, I really want her to

Please. Oh, for God's sake. Okay, she can have a drink with us. That's it,

Tom was talking to Jax yesterday at the photo shoot, and I guess Jax was just

like, I didn't say that I said anything about you in Miami with that chick.

He was denying that he ever said it 100 % happened.

I know it's true. You know it's true.

It's like we all know.

Tonight is just about proving that Tom is a cheater and I'm not a f***ing liar.

They might think I'm an ass, but they're going to know that Sandoval is an ass

too. Okay, so after tonight, will you promise me this, okay? Whether or not

go in or out as the biggest liar on earth or the biggest truth teller on

it's done.

I'm trusting Kristen to not cause a scene and not act completely mental.

The drama still continues whether you work it or not. I have to say it's done.

Done.

What's up, guys?

What's up, guys?

Hey. Hey, Judy.

What's up? How's it going?

What's happening?

Kristen lost all of her friends. She lost her job. So why is she here?

It's really kind of sad, actually.

Do you miss me?

May the walk of shame commence.

Hi.

You know, it's not a party without my number one soccer fan, Kristen.

Hello. Darling, how are you?

Good, how are you?

I haven't seen you since the honeymoon.

Will there be maybe a little something in nine months?

The only person I really don't want to see is Jack.

So because he's late for everything, I feel like I can get in there, have some

drinks, and leave.

Hi.

Welcome to hell.

Hi. Hi.

I can't say I'm surprised to see Stassi here. I mean, she doesn't have a job, so

she can't afford to go anywhere unless it's an open bar.

You know, YOLO.

Might as well.

Touché.

Sweet,

weak, tequila shots.

Okay. We have shots for both of you.

Shots? Hey, yo.

No, Katie, look at that.

Cheers. Cheers.

She's f***ing fake.

I was the one that had sex with her.

Why am I the one being treated like that?

It is so weird to see her being best friends with Sheena.

If she has any kind of respect still for your friendship, she would have stood

up. She would have walked over here and been like, how are you? And tried to

give you a hug.

Well, she doesn't need these things. She'll break the ice. She'll come over

here.

I'm going to go talk to her.

Can I talk to you?

Yeah. You spilled on me. I'm sorry.

First time?

Can I buy you a drink? I would love a drink.

Dude, it's so ridiculous.

So ridiculous.

I'm still fucking pissed off at Jack. I do need to piss off.

It's interesting.

Stassi has been avoiding Jack like the fucking plague for the last several

months. And I will literally pay to watch what's going to happen when the

them are in the same room.

Why does it have to be like this? Like what?

It's awkward.

Things are only awkward because you've made them awkward.

You can't act like it's weird for me to be like, what the f*** is going on?

I feel like I've been a better friend to you than to you just cut me off because

I decided that, like, I was going to, like, take a trip to Miami and I was

to, like, bury the hatchet with Sheena. There's no reason we have to be, like,

not talk.

But you won't return a text message. No, because I don't know. You won't hang

out with me. But I haven't done anything wrong.

I haven't done anything wrong.

If you had taken any interest in anyone besides yourself and asked me what the

f*** was going on in my life, I would have told you about it.

How was I supposed to know? Because you didn't give a s***. You weren't supposed

to know because you didn't answer the phone. I'm not even going to argue with

you. Don't even say I ran off and went to Miami. You did.

You switched sides.

It's really creepy how Katie's behaving.

I thought that she was just going to apologize and that we could move on. But

feel like Katie's the host body for some Sheena -loving parasite that has

completely taken over her.

You're kissing her ass.

And you literally hated her for a year. And then all of a sudden, my new BFF.

And I'm supposed to pretend like it's normal.

I'm not denying any of that. No, it's not my new BFF.

Do you hang out with Jax, too? Stop saying that.

Okay. This is, like, ridiculous. I can't actually even be sympathetic to this

right now. Because you know exactly what you're doing.

It's hurtful.

I need to go. I'm sorry. This actually is ridiculous.

This is embarrassing.

I'm choosing to let go of any animosity I have with these people because it's

the healthy thing to do.

That's really rude.

But Stassi thrives on it. I just wish she could do the same. I feel bad for

How are you? Oh, Jesus. I'm good. I'm good.

How are you?

Good. Oh, you smell good. Thank you. Really good.

I think that's kind of a good look. No, I'm kind of into it. I feel like maybe

you should keep it up. Really? Maybe to, like, seep in a little bit. Oh, all

right. Anyway, good to see you. Good to see you.

No comment at this point.

Congratulations.

How are you doing? I'm great.

It serves kind of like a bad relationship for me. Like, I was never

leave unless I was forced to. I've been leading an honest life now to not screw

over my friends, to stop being a liar if I'm unhappy, to make the right choices.

When Kristen was let go from here, it was the right decision for her and us.

Now it's a chance to really evolve and mature, and I don't think she would have

done that here.

problem here tonight i don't like anything that like stirs up trouble

we've got enough tom wasn't a cheating liar there wouldn't be any trouble to

stir up listen i think you'd be so focused on like Trying to sabotage

Tom and Ariana's relationship.

Oh, I don't have to do that. They've done that themselves.

No, if you were truly happy, when you find happiness in yourself, you don't

what anybody else is doing.

You don't care what Tom is doing. Let him go.

You need to do one more thing, really.

You really do need to make it right with Tom and Ariana.

You need to make that right.

What happened? I was kind of hoping that maybe she was just going to, like,

apologize. Apologize. The only thing about Skipping was, like, you switched

sides. I'm like, they're still set.

Oh, my gosh. I'm so deluded. No, I was like, I don't like kissing anyone's ass.

That was delusional.

Hello. Hi.

Glad you came.

Thank you for having me.

Did you talk to anybody?

I went over to Katie, just going, why does it have to be like this?

And it didn't go that well. I wanted it to, and it didn't.

Sad.

I'm just giving the heads up.

Jax has just walked in, okay?

Okay, well, then it's my time to leave.

Don't be a baby.

No. Okay?

Wait, no.

I don't understand why he gets so nervous.

It's like, oh, my God. I'm going to, I have to go.

Why do you have to go? I don't understand why it's so important. I'm

to sit here and talk about f***ing Jack.

To me? I'm not talking about Jack.

Calm down. You're being ridiculous.

You're not the girl that runs away and hides in the morning. You're a strong

woman, Stassi.

Stassi, stop walking away.

Who says that?

Oh, for God's sake.

Good luck, Stassi.

This is absurd.

What is she running from?

I've learned from experience that if you face your problems, that's the only way

to make them go away.

Are you okay?

I shouldn't have come here. What just happened? I shouldn't have come here.

I can't be in, like, an area where everyone is fake.

It's not like Sir's the evil hotel in The Shining.

It's these people.

They're evil. And I don't want to associate with them anymore.

I touched the stove. I got burned.

Why am I going to do it to myself again?

I love you.

I love you too.

Bye.

Coming up. Did Jack tell you that something happened in Miami?

A million percent, multiple times.

Shut the fuck up!

Another show.

What's up?

So long, Stassi. Go do another show with fucking Kristen, hypocrite.

So long, Stassi. Are you jealous of me?

I asked you to be a part of my wedding, and you shit on that. So long, Stassi's

tiara. Watch out, bitches.

Keep the crown on. Don't wobble.

So long, Stassi's. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday.

It's my 25th birthday.

Everyone shut the fuck up.

This is my fucking birthday.

Don't come back.

So long, Stassi's corny statement necklaces.

So long, Stassi, trying to boss me around.

I'll take a pinot grigio.

So long, Stassi.

So long.

Hey, have fun.

Yeah, let's go talk for a second.

Let's go.

I'm tired of Jack sticking his nose in my business.

And he needs to know that this lying and backstabbing needs to stop.

Jack.

You have single -handedly tried to sabotage me and Schwartz's relationship.

You go and tell Kristen straight up, I know that Tom had sex with that girl in

Miami. I never said that. I know that he did. I never said that.

That girl was with Tom having sex.

100%. You never said that? I never said that.

Two jacks, why?

I guess I'm going to go check on that.

Hi, boys.

Hey.

How's it going?

What's up?

Am I interrupting your party?

Hey, Kristen, let me ask you something.

Yeah. Say it again.

Did Jack tell you 100 % that something happened in Miami? A million percent

multiple times.

I did not. I said only one of the girls. Yes, yes, yes. You said it in front of

most of the people here. I did say it. No, I said that the girls told me

verbatim. I said this girl. Lied.

Because you're so honest.

I am honest. Oh, okay.

I lied a year ago. God damn right I did. No, no, no.

Not even go there. You banged my ex -boyfriend.

I'm not banging Jack.

Yes, I did have sex with him one time.

Really? Sorry. You had sex with Jack? Yes.

Why do you keep just trying to destroy his life? Why don't you just walk away?

Jack, you're the one who told me. It doesn't matter. They're still not going

like you no matter what. No one's going to like you here no matter what. Jack,

you've told everyone. Shut the fuck up.

Jesus Christ, you weren't there.

Stop deflecting. I'm not deflecting. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. I never

that. If you're going to deny it now, Then you're a fucking liar.

You're a liar and a cheater. And you're a psycho.

I'm the only one telling the truth since day one, and I'm the only one who

hasn't changed my story since day one.

Kristen, you burn through friends like Jax burns through fucking condoms.

That's why you don't fucking have any friends. Tom, I'm very happy in my

relationship. Then move the fuck on. Go be happy with James. Go punch him in the

face. Just stay out of my fucking life.

I'm done.

It's over.

You win, Ariana.

You win wondering where the fuck... Tom is every night when you text him.

You win not ever being sure if he's telling you the truth. And you win

bed with the best liar that I have ever known.

All right. Anyway, have a good night, guys.

What the f*** is wrong with you, dude?

I just don't even know where to go from here. I mean, you know, like...

I just don't know where to go from here, man.

I don't know. Here's something.

I've said every last thing I can possibly say to your boyfriend and every

possible thing I can ever say to you, so good luck.

Supposed to be a night of celebration.

Why did Kristen come in here and give her big final speech? She said good

Good luck. I mean, look, like, I can talk to Jax about this shit until I'm

in the face.

The bottom line is, he hasn't changed.

Kristen hasn't changed.

I just want to say I'm sorry that you've had to be subjected to all this

because of my ex. It hasn't been easy. I feel like we're lucky. Like, I really

do. Me too.

Well, I was actually going to ask you, maybe you would consider

moving in with me?

I would love to live with you.

Yeah? Yeah.

Really?

A year ago, my life was turned upside down by two people that were very close

me. I never thought I would be able to trust.

anyone again.

But I have a connection with Ariana unlike anything I have ever had before.

And I am so, so thankful for that.

They've weathered so many storms and they're stronger because of it. I really

hope to see them get married one day. Just not before me.

It's before Ariana gets pregnant here on the bar. Exactly.

I really

am.

Hi.

Where have you been all night?

I had a long conversation with Jack and, uh, with Tom.

Pretty awkward.

None of that matters. All that matters is that I'm so happy that we're going to

therapy. I feel like maybe I'm naive, but I feel like we're doing better than

ever. We've been together long enough.

Yeah. Am I the girl that you want to be with?

Yes. I want a serious commitment from you. I want a serious commitment from

We got the apartment. We got the dog. You didn't put a ring on it. What else?

You didn't put a ring on it. You just got to give me a little time.

Do you realize you've been saying this to me for over a year? Like one day.

What is one day? One day means it's going to happen sooner rather than

Try to be patient for that.

But I think I'm running out of patience.

I'm not going to be accommodating anymore.

Katie has a fear of heights, and I respect that. I don't take her hiking in

Mount Everest.

And you know what? I have a fear of marriage, and I don't want to be pushed

that.

Today, I'm telling you that take that next step with me.

Otherwise, I need to move on with my life.

If you can't figure it out, then it's done.

Wait, you have six months.

Six months.

But I don't feel like you think I'm serious.

I know you're serious.

But the question is, are you?

Yes.

I am. Okay, well, you're going to have to prove that.

And I will.

I don't know if Tom is taking me seriously or not. I just have to start

at the next six months as either the beginning or the end.

Like, don't cry, please. I'm not crying.

I'm not crying.

Marriage scares the shit out of me.

If I ignore the way I'm feeling inside right now, I feel like I'll be setting

our marriage for disaster.

But the thought of losing Katie scares me even more. So let's just hope six

months is enough time, you know?

Do you love me?

For now.

Coming up. You need to roll your eyes.

I'm so sick of people hating on me.

Jax's porno is a very short film.

Ready?

Here we go.

That's that James Dean right there.

That's beautiful.

So pretty.

My staff look amazing.

I mean, they really are gorgeous.

Sometimes I wish they were a little bit more beautiful on the inside, but they

look great.

I cannot believe I've been working at Thur four years now.

So much has changed. I married the man of my dreams, cut some bitches out of my

life, and we're all still alive.

No one's killed each other yet.

Oh, my God.

Somebody's about to get in.

I got it.

You need to roll your eyes first, man.

I can't. I give up. This is

bullshit. I'm so sick of people hating on me.

Sheena Shea, Jess, and Sandoval. I just want to let go of the past and move

forward with James, who is a way bigger man in more ways than one.

What's going on? Nothing. I'm going to go home. I'm tired.

If I could change anything in my life, what would it be?

I don't know.

I can say, oh, I regret getting this tattoo, or I regret doing this to so

-so, or I regret cheating on this person, but that's just life.

My car's gone.

Oh, this is not good.

My truck's towed. To say you have one regret is like saying, I wish I wasn't

but I am me, and that's who I am. I don't regret the past, I just try to fix

future.

OK, well, congratulations to you two.

Sometimes with this group of kids, they've been absolutely a nightmare to

other. They've lied to each other, they've cheated.

But when it comes down to it, there's a special bond, a bond that's been built

up over years.

And I think they do really all love each other.

They sure have got a tough way of showing it, though. Enjoy the party.

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