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Previously on Vanderpump Rules... I now declare you to be husband and wife.

Well done. Amazing. Congratulations.

Gina did it. She actually pulled off a princess wedding on a waitress dolly.

We had sex. No, we did not. No, we did not. Yes, we did. Jeff told me about

bombing that girl, and now he's denying it like he always does.

I get you did not witness the D and the V, but you know that it happened.

I wasn't completely honest about the whole Vegas thing, and I actually did,

like, make out with that girl.

You've got to be...

I'm kidding me. You're not even ready for a girlfriend, let alone a wife or

a fiance.

To show you how much I love you and everything, I just got you a little

something. You don't want to ring unless it's like the ring.

Kristen texted me.

I think it's f***ed up, man.

Tom came up to show me text messages, which pissed me off.

Kristen, where are you guys going?

Can you tell the beer?

Yeah.

Yeah, there's muddled jalapeno in it.

Give it a nice little kick.

What's up, guys?

Hey. Recovered from the wedding?

Yeah. Good.

Well, at least your date didn't bail on you.

I'm so jealous of you guys. Having fun, dancing around. It's actually probably

one of the best things I loved about it, just being at the head table and not

having to sit.

At that table with Kristen.

Yeah, I'm like, Kristen, can you please just not tonight, please? I know you're

upset with James.

Sheena asked for one day. One day. One day. Out of the 364 days we have. I'm

always learning new things about Jackson. Today I learned that he doesn't

how many days are in a year.

It was a mess.

The most popular ones definitely are the fried goat cheese balls.

Oh, my God.

How are you? How was it? It was actually really nice.

Don't say that. I want to hear all the bad things.

Did anybody fight?

Come on, give me the dirt. No drama.

Apparently, James and Kristen got into, like, a major fight, like, in the

parking lot, and she, like, punched him in the face.

Oh, my God. But other than that, like, I had to kind of a little... You guys

fought, too?

No. No, we didn't fight.

Like in the middle of the reception, call me like outside the reception. Then

like reaches in his pocket and pulls out like, like, like, you know, paper box

or whatever.

And he pulls out the chain with a ring on it.

Wait, so was that like an engagement?

No. I'm so confused. Yeah, I was confused too.

It is very common knowledge that any girl in a relationship who's, you know,

just hoping for that engagement ring.

is not going to tolerate being given a ring on a string.

And Tom of all people knows that, that I've said never give me a ring unless it

is the ring.

So how did you react when he gave it to you?

I started crying.

You started crying?

What's wrong with you? You don't want a ring unless it's the ring.

Yeah.

You don't cry, bro.

I mean, he's absolutely, like, the one I want. marry, but it's just like, I want

to get married.

You're ready, and if he's not, it's like, then maybe... I don't know.

Heyo. Hey, what's up, man? What's going on?

How you doing?

Good. Did you have fun?

At the wedding?

Yeah. Have you all talked to Sheena and Shay? How's their honeymoon?

Sheena sent me a picture from Maui. She said it was like heaven.

That's awesome.

Hello. Hi.

What's wrong with you? Why do you look so worried? Can you make sure the pink

table... Yeah, sure. ...looks good, and you put some... Oh, let me sit down. My

feet are killing me.

Make sure the pink table looks good. Okay. In that bar, and you put some

along the... Yeah, of course.

...the end of it. How did you enjoy the wedding?

Um, I wish I had the chance to enjoy it a little more.

Why? You seem to be having a good time.

Uh, yeah, I was in the beginning, and I just kind of got into it with Kristen,

or I got into it a lot with her.

Why doesn't that surprise me?

So what happened this time?

Lisa, it was like, it was one thing that led to another with Kristen and I. I

mean, I just drank and drank and drank because I got depressed about me and

Kristen. Blacked out wasted.

And she walked off into the parking lot, and we started shouting at each other.

You treat me with zero respect whatsoever.

Always. You treat me like a f***ing boy toy.

You want to touch me? Touch me.

And then she punched me in the face.

She punched you in the face?

Like, full swing, right here.

Had a brief for a couple of days.

I think if I was in a relationship with Kristen, I would feel insecure too. I

think you have a reason to feel insecure.

You don't have a reason to get drunk and be aggressive and violent.

You can handle it better than that. Yeah.

I'm never going to do that again.

Never doing that again.

You have to understand, like, I was pissed off.

And I was drunk, and it's annoying to see my girl walk alone with this guy.

Kristen, where are you guys going?

You know, I'm a 22 -year -old kid that's in love with this girl that is

obviously still obsessing over her ex -boyfriend.

I think you're a nice boy. I just don't, you know, I just don't want to see you

get really...

and sometimes I think you're mixed up in something that might not be beneficial

to you, shall we say.

I don't really like to meddle in their affairs too much, but I do see a kind of

tumultuous relationship between Kristen and James. He seems much softer, much

more sincere when he's not with her. If you think she's worth it, then you know

more than I do.

I think you should seriously take stock of it. I mean, were you happy most of

the time?

With her? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, every day.

I don't think she's the best employee, though. You might love her, but I think

you probably were doing better before.

OK? So just keep it away from here.

You regroup, you want to keep your job here, then keep your head down, keep

busy, keep distracted, and you'll feel better in a couple of days.

Thank you, Luca.

Yo. How are you? I'm good. How you doing?

Good to see you.

What can I get for you? We are going to do two wrap.

He's going to do the tuna wrap.

Okay. I'm going to do the grilled chicken one. The grilled chicken? Okay.

I have a side of ranch dressing?

Yes, you may.

Listen, I'm not a big fan of a lot of people right now, but Peter and I have

always been buds, even if we don't get to hang out as much as we'd like to. And

more importantly, I can always count on Peter to be an excellent source of

gossip. I feel like I've been kind of MIA.

You have been MIA. Well, I mean, all of the wedding shenanigans going on. So

then how was it? The ceremony was really nice.

You should have come. It would have been interesting. It's not appropriate.

I just feel like you should be surrounded by people who genuinely love

I don't genuinely love her. So why would I do that?

It's so easy to rip on Sheena's wedding.

Like, I'm being so not nice. I just sort of can't help myself.

Something else that happened at the wedding was, well, you know how, like,

Kristen can get. Once she gets a little bit of alcohol in her system, then she

gets a little bit crazy, for lack of a better word. So what happened? She

the scene at the wedding reception, and then she punched James in the face. And

I was like, what the hell is going on? So, like, a punch, like, bam. Oh, yeah,

you know how Kristen can get. I'm surprised she didn't do more damage

their size difference.

And because she's been taking Lutong, so she should know how to punch somebody

now. Why?

Were they fighting?

I have no idea. Ever since she invited that girl from Miami, everything's gone

downhill for her. Like, everything's just, like, gone round and round and

down the toilet.

It's crazy.

She has this obsession with Tom Sandoval, which is like, you know, you

It's like, leave him alone.

It's over.

You guys broke up. You cheated on him. There's a reason why he broke up with

you. It can't get lower than this. She's been texting me recently.

What about?

Asking me to go to breakfast. I feel like something's up. I don't know what

about.

I'm curious, though.

She's going to, like, try to poison your mind.

In a sense. I'm so far past everything now that this will amuse and entertain

for an hour.

I honestly have no idea what to expect from Kristen right now.

I'm afraid that she's going to ask me advice on how to dispose of Ariana's

I mean, sodium hydroxide in a plastic bin, Google it, but leave me out of it.

I'm just really interested in what she has to say because the last time I met

with her, all she talked about was Katie and Schwartz.

So I feel like she's for sure up to something.

I feel like Kristen's a car crash in slow motion and I am so curious and need

watch it.

Coming up.

You know, I love Kristen.

Kristen, I do love you.

Our relationship is so tainted now with that.

How you guys doing today? Hey, how are you? Good, can I get you some drinks?

I get iced coffee?

Cool.

So about the other night, I've taken the last couple days to

really evaluate myself on why I acted the way I did. Because if I didn't get

your face, you wouldn't have punched me. It was my fault that I did that.

Stop, Kristen, and I love you, and, you know, you make

me feel happy, and it's like I know that that wasn't us.

I felt so threatened, and that's like why I did what I did, and I shouldn't

ever touched you.

What I'm so worried about now is that our relationship is so tainted now with

that. I just want us to be able to live life without all these insecurities. I

have these insecurities because you talk about Tom all the time. You even

just... Not fair, though. But, Kristen, how do you not expect me to be insecure?

Like, you talk about him 24 -7 all the time.

You do, Kristen.

I understand why James might be jealous about Tom and I, but all I want right

now is to prove that I'm not a liar.

It's not about being obsessed with Tom. It's just being obsessed with honesty.

For God's sake.

I'm trying to come down to the problem at hand of why I snapped the way I did.

Kristen doesn't want to take any responsibility for anything. You know,

the day going to happen where I can just live comfortably without worrying, am I

going to hear Tom's name again today?

I don't want to be with anybody else. Clearly, I just feel like we need to,

like... kind of, like, get our shit together before we can just, like,

like everything's okay.

I don't want to pretend.

When James and I started dating, I always said, this is what I have to

this is who I am, and James knows what he's part of, and I've never been

dishonest about that.

He has a choice to make. He doesn't have to be with me if it's too hard.

If you love me and you trust me, then you shouldn't allow stupid things that

stupid people say.

I do love you.

All I want to do is make our relationship work and to work on both of

have that never happen again.

I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry too.

I guess you could say the night got crazy, but love is crazy.

And, you know, we piss each other off, but at the end of the day, we still love

each other. I love you.

Yeah, this place is great.

It gets really busy, though. I know when the girls, when Can't Drink It, Sir,

they come over here, because it's literally five feet away. It's

Do a couple shots, and then run back to work.

I thought I'd do it. I know. This place is kind of like a secret. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey. Hey.

You're only about an hour late.

How are you guys doing today?

Something to drink, sir?

Do you have jalapeno, my lady? Yeah, we can do jalapeno. What?

All right, I'll do that with salt and a latte.

Four jalapenos.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you. Appreciate it.

You saw that ring?

I took it off a string because I don't wear rings. It's not a string. It was a

gold chain. Whatever.

No ring.

on a string literally after i gave it to her like i remember she had told me to

never get her a ring on a necklace i was like hell no no way in hell in this

lifetime i'll never do that i forgot obviously but i think schwartz's ring on

string gesture to katie is slightly inconsiderate it'd be like if i told you

hate blue cheese and it makes me sick and then you made me a blue cheesecake

my birthday

I just have issues with marriage. I want a certain amount, like literally a

specific number in my bank account, and then it's okay to get married. People

get married who are broke. I know, I know.

Seriously, I don't even know what financially secure means to Schwartz. Is

million dollars a year? Is it $500?

How much is it going to take for him to feel financially secure?

You just do it. You make it work. You make it work. You make it work.

Listen, my version of the diamond and the wedding was a dog and a ring on a

street.

Well,

I was out having dinner. Carmen called me. She's like, hey, I'm in the area. We

were texting. I'm going to come by and say hi. So she walked in, and lo and

behold, she's with Rachel and Kristen.

And I'm just like, oh, my God. Funny bunch. So we're at the bar having

cocktails. She's yelling and screaming.

Never had my back.

How are you friends with?

Why do you always have his back?

You know, it's kind of a weird situation, my relationship with Kristen

Sandoval right now. Yes, we're friends, so it's kind of between a rock and a

hard place. I've got to keep them both happy, especially Kristen, because right

now she has nothing to lose. She's kind of like a kamikaze pilot.

I heard something about Carmen and Kristen getting into a fight with a

or something.

What?

I'm not one to gossip.

What?

But I do know the whole story. Carmen calls me at 5 in the morning crying.

They had a girl's night out. Of course, Kristen got extremely wasted and was

yelling and screaming at one of the strippers. Now, the stripper comes out,

who's pissed off, and the stripper thought it was Rachel who was the one

yelling, decked Rachel, knocked her out. She's at an all -time low right now.

Fire from sir, kicked out of a strip club.

Boyfriend broke up with you.

Would you contemplate, like, maybe taking a break and going on vacation or

something or going to see some help? Like a life coach.

Christian retreat.

All right, man. Let's get out of here.

Thank you.

Bye, bub. See you later, man.

See you guys.

Another day in paradise.

What's up, Paula?

We snorkeled. We ziplined. We parasailed. We took a helicopter up to

Hana and drove back down.

The honeymoon was perfect.

Well, welcome back to this paradise. Yeah.

It's so nice to be back from all of the peace and quiet in Hawaii.

Actually, no.

I want to cry.

That's cool. Well, I'm glad you're back.

What's up, guys?

Hi. How are you? Good. How are you and Kristen?

You want to go have a chat?

Uh, sure.

Cool.

I feel bad for that dude.

So, the one thing I was so worried about was something happening with Kristen at

the wedding. Not even you, not Tom, not Jack, not Schwartz, not anybody.

What?

I don't want to talk about it with you. I'm mad at the fact that Kristen

always finds An event of mine to make it about herself in some way. But it's not

fair to just blame her too, Sheena.

Why are you picking up for her? She punched you in the face at a wedding and

then left with someone else.

I've taken account what the f*** happened and what went wrong and who I

And I don't ever want to be that person again. I don't want to do that, Sheena.

It's embarrassing for me. Like, I've got goals. I've got, like, dreams. And I

don't need this being faded over some bulls*** drama high school s*** that

you know...

I got out of high school two years, three years ago.

I'm not trying to go back, you know? Oh, my God.

I mean, this is why Kristen needs to date guys who are nine years younger

her, because she can just have them wrapped around her finger and brainwash

to do whatever she says.

I'm sorry. Give me a hug.

Coming up... How the hell do I get Jack to tell the truth?

You need my help.

I won't let you down. No, I won't let you down.

I won't let you down, my love.

We'll look at Spur, and those have to be the worst salt and pepper shakers I've

ever seen in my life.

Are we at, like, a diner?

Hello.

Hey. Listen, I'm doing this event, and I need your help. What event? Do I have

to take my shirt off?

Oh, stop. What is wrong with you? Get over yourself. Can you just listen to me

for one second? OK, so I'm doing this event.

Lucky Puppy, right, it's been two days at Pumps, and it's to adopt a dog. I'm

doing it in the afternoon. You know my friend Lance is doing it with me.

Well, why don't we do, like, something, say, in West Hollywood? We take some of

them and see if we can get them adopted, and we could do it at Pumps. How many

can we take?

Take them all.

Run all over Pop.

Didn't you tell me you wanted a dog?

Yes, I did, actually.

That'll be a good opportunity. Well, why don't you come?

We're going to have dogs out for adoption. No, you're not having a dog.

I could use a dog. No, it's not to use a dog. It's to look after a dog.

It's to nurture a dog.

No,

no, you're not going to have a dog.

Okay, so put your word out and invite everybody.

And anybody you know that wants a dog can save a dog, rescue a dog.

This is... the chance okay anybody want to rescue me every dog deserves a home

this lucky puppy organization they save little doggy lives how can you not be

supportive of that sheena's wedding was beautiful did you have a good time from

what you can remember so you obviously heard what happened with christian james

situation at the wedding. Yes, I did hear, but I've heard it from James.

I mean, she couldn't hold together for one night. Maybe my advice would be not

to invite her at all. She's blowing up my phone every day about meeting for

dinner, about whatnot. Just talk about Tom. I mean, she just will not let this

go. And if you know Kristen like I know Kristen.

Well, you know Kristen a little bit better than I know Kristen.

Yeah, we've fought together.

How many times?

Two times.

You know, inside out. Oh, God. My advice to you is being honest is a great

quality, one that you don't possess, okay?

Your idea of honesty is blurting everything out. But there's this little

that you seem to miss, and that is honesty coupled with, this is a word

going to be new to you, diplomacy.

Have you ever heard of that word? I've heard of that word. Right.

Christian's obviously not going to leave you alone, so face it head on, but not

here, okay?

Please don't do it here. I won't.

Anyway, uh, strawberry, let's go.

Okay.

Do you have a vegetarian recommendation?

Yes, the Angelino veg.

Sounds perfect.

Can I have a mimosa and a water, please?

We'll go ahead and bring everything out so you can just have a seat. Okay, cool.

Awesome. Thank you so much.

Hi,

could I actually do the egg salad sandwich?

Sure. And a spicy Bloody Mary?

Why am I here?

This is weird.

I feel like Kristen, she always comes with bad news to share.

I know the tortilla that I'm eating.

I'm worried that now she's going to tell me, like, Sandoval murdered somebody.

How are you? Good.

Thanks for meeting me.

You know, this is random.

I know.

This feels so awkward.

Like, this girl was my best friend for years, and now it's just, like, awkward

to even have a conversation with her.

Crazy.

So you're probably like, why the hell did I... Yeah, well, this is the thing.

thought, I heard that maybe you punched James. Of course you heard that. Oh, so

it's true.

Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Yeah, I just think he was so uncomfortable. He got really wasted

Then he started cornering me and I kept trying to get away and then it was

like...

No. I think just Tom in general really bothers him. My thing now is I'm just so

sick of Tom harping on me and calling me a liar about his whole cheating

scandal, which is like clear as day true.

He said, you slept with him, right?

She said, yes.

All the weird ass shit that you did in Miami that we all know to be true. It's

not true, Kristen. Well, it is true. No, it's not. And it will come full circle

because the truth always prevails.

The fact that Jack knows that it's true. Jack has told me multiple times.

I've been texting Jack endlessly, just trying to get him to tell the truth.

Unless you want to come out and say that I'm not a liar.

I don't want to get involved anymore in any of this stuff. I mean, this is all

stuff that happened months ago, and I'm just like... You know I'm not lying.

You know I'm not a liar. Stop it.

Just use all the facts.

Figure it out. You don't need me to say it.

Nothing's working. I can't get him...

To be honest, I can't get him to say it, like, out loud when people are around.

Months ago in private, Jax told me that he knows that Sandoval slept with a girl

in Miami.

But typical Jax, once he said it, he's denied it ever since. It drives me nuts

because it makes me look like the liar.

So now I'm like, how the hell do I get Jax to tell the truth in front of...

anyone who matters, and I don't know how to get him to do that, and no one knows

how to get him to do that better than you.

How do I get him to... You need my help.

So once again, the source of this rumor is Jack.

Okay, he's not going to say it in front of Tom and Ariana.

Probably not in front of Schwartz either.

I honestly think you have to just have Sheena there.

Because Sheena and him are, like, weird besties, and you know she's going to run

straight to Ariana and tell her, and then... I need support there, too, so

I'm thinking is, like, if I bring Rachel, at least with Rachel there,

feel like Jack, because they dated for so long, he feels vulnerable around her,

and he feels like a dick when he's screwed her over.

The same way he would be around you if you gave him the time of day.

Right. He would be, like, so nice and kiss -ass to you because he knows that

he's tough.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But I also just need my friend there to, like, have

my back.

I think what you need to do is just push harder.

You just need to keep pushing him because he loves to tell. He loves to

He loves to be the one to be like, I finally told the truth. See what a good

person I am. So it will happen if you push hard enough.

Okay. But I would really like you to consider letting it go.

Because will it just make it harder on you to do this? And will it make it

harder on James?

Let it go.

Kristen has damage on her soul, and she's trying to inflict that damage on

others. She needs to stop trying to point out the flaws in others to make

feel better about herself.

I want to be right. Like, I want to be right in this situation because I know

that I am. I just feel like you lost your friends last year. You lost your

You've almost lost James.

Like, is it worth it to just keep going?

Because then maybe you will lose James.

I feel like I just need to give it like one more shot. And if this is it and he

denies it this time, it's like I'll have to let it go.

Should

we

get Gordo a friend?

Maybe I should get a dog, huh?

Tell the waitress just to do some soft drinks and pizzas cut up into squares.

People need a drink.

Oh, I love you.

Lucky puppy, they take these puppies and they look after them and they make sure

that every single one of them has a wonderful home.

I am not supporting this.

You are.

And that's why none of these puppies are going to Jack.

Look at, yeah, he was living in the Compton subway station. Really?

Yeah. I just love everything about dogs.

I always have. I know the name of every dog on my street and never even looked

at the owner.

It looks like a falcon.

It does.

A little falcon.

Don't put this puppy down. I'm not. I won't. It's a good picture right here.

I'm taking her home.

This is a family. They're adopting him. I'm not going to take him. What about I

sell him at a profit here?

Okay, then you're worthy.

I can't wait.

Ken loves this dog, but we are not having her because she's going to turn

Cheers,

man. A little hair of the dog.

A little Sprite.

That dog's not my friend right now.

So, Kristen's just blowing up my phone. I don't know what to do. Do I just

ignore her call?

Well, Jack, like, I know how you are when it comes to, like, gossiping.

And whatever, like, when it comes to my business, I would appreciate it as a

friend to not talk to Kristen about me at all.

You've been kind of, like, feeding into her, you know, obsession and this, you

know, Miami fire.

I wasn't feeding, I was talking about it. I don't even talk about it. That's

stuff I'm talking about. Like, I don't even talk about that.

You mean Jax. I don't even talk about it. I'm not dumb, dude. I know you don't

now, obviously, in this present moment.

You don't even talk about it. I don't feel like Jax has fueled anything with

Kristen recently, but I'm pretty sure that a while ago he went to Kristen

and told one of these colorful lies like he does, and that is somewhat fueling

her craziness.

We do not talk about it at all. I don't understand.

The only time she would say, Jack, what happened there? That's the only time

that we'd bring it up or we'd talk about it. There's no other time.

Why would she say, why, why?

I'm just saying, Jack, like, honestly, Schwartz and I, you know, we've felt

very, we've felt a little betrayed by you lately, man.

You know?

We feel like we have to be very guarded around you as well. I know.

He's been really upset, too, you know? Like, he's been... I mean, you know

Schwartz. Like, I hate confrontation.

He's way even worse. I admit. He's been upset. Like, he's been hurt and he's

felt betrayed and he's felt... He's been angry and, you know, so have I. You

can't do what you did to me and did to Schwartz and think that, like, you know,

we're still going to be around and, like, have your back.

I don't feel like I'm asking too much to just have somebody

not talk bullshit behind my back. I feel like Kristen wouldn't be as bad if

Jax wouldn't tell such outlandish things to people just to get their happiness

in the moment.

It's frustrating. If you want to have substantial relationships in your life,

man, you have to...

There has to be, like, trust. There has to be, like, respect.

Otherwise, it's going to be fluff friends. It's going to be social

That's it.

Coming up.

I am not white.

You know what happened in Miami?

What do I do here? I think you should tell the truth.

No, this. I have this now.

It's kind of weird. That is beautiful.

Hey, Shay, Shay. Nothing.

There's nothing manly about it.

Wait, watch, watch, watch.

It's like this. It's a magnet.

Hey, Jax can't even put it on. Like, Jax can't even put it on.

In our town that we live in, people who get married in L .A. are not realistic.

There's a lot of temptation.

The old saying is, you show me a hot girl, I'll show you a guy who's tired of

banging her.

Thank you. I needed these. Yeah, of course. I have, like, this party, and I

don't know. I really actually don't know what to wear.

Well, those are all my, like, old dresses from when I was skinnier. Are

going to be big on me?

You're such an ass.

I used to be a lot skinnier when I worked at CERN, and I don't think it was

waiting tables.

It was probably the chain smoking and crying hysterically in the back parking

lot. So what's going on with you? I had breakfast with Kristen.

When? Are you kidding me?

Why?

How? Where?

She had been trying to contact me, and out of curiosity, I'm like, okay, fine,

can do breakfast.

What could she possibly have to say? She needed advice.

She says that she's telling the truth about this whole Tom cheating thing, and

that she just needs Jax to be able to admit it.

So she just wanted advice on what to do.

Yeah. It was weird.

How is that even?

That was the weirdest talk ever.

It's like Kristen's trying to win the Pulitzer Prize for, like, cheating

journalism. Like, Kristen, who cares? Let Ariana live that life with Tom.

Kristen, you should be happy that you're not in those shoes anymore.

Like, I don't know. This is the thing. Why did she care so much about it? I

her, and that's exactly what I said. I said, you really should think about

letting this go.

Because you've already lost your friends, you've lost your job, you're

your boyfriend.

You look like a psycho.

It's so sad right now because she's so in love with Tom still.

I really feel like that's all she thinks about.

All day, all night.

It's kind of scary.

Regardless of what goes down, the best closure for Kristen is for her to

that there isn't going to be any closure.

No. She's not going to get closure.

She needs to get over it.

But in all honesty, I do realize and understand that it's hard to let go of

things that's there.

Even Lisa emailed me this morning. So you guys are having your third photo

shoot, and she wants me to style it. Oh!

Would you please do that?

Please? No, I can't. What am I going to? You could put it in your portfolio.

Sheena, Tom Sandoval, Ariana, Katie, jacks up and style them. Give them the

worst outfits possible.

Are you kidding? Put Sheena in a size like ten times smaller so she feels

insecure through the whole day.

Like you could do so much stuff with them to fuck with them. I'm actually

shocked that Lisa asked me to style this shoot.

especially after the last time.

Why would I agree

to style a bunch of my enemies for a day?

I would honestly feel like a hypocrite if I participated.

Welcome.

Jax is on his way.

Yeah. And Sheena and Shay are coming.

If he sits there, then he can't escape.

But I have to sit next to him.

If Jax would just come out to our entire group and admit that I'm not a liar, I

feel like it would put me in a different light.

Hey, Mark. Yes.

Hey. Hey.

Hello.

Have a seat.

You want to sit here?

All I really need are Jax and Sheena. Because if Sheena believes the truth, so

will Ariana.

Yeah, we hung out with, like, some locals. Hey, guys.

What's up? I'm here.

He went golfing with one of them and his friends.

We went to, like, a bar one night.

Sheena, you guys know Rachel? Yeah.

Have you guys met? Yes, she came to see my standout. We, like, we go way back.

Oh, really?

I'm here because I know if I continue to ignore Kristen, I know she's going to

relentlessly pursue me.

and make my life a living hell. She's like a pit bull. She just like grabs on

and she will not let go.

I'm

actually

looking forward to this. Not because I want to see Kristen at all, but because

she owes me a huge apology for punching her boyfriend in the face at my wedding.

I got fresh black pepper for you guys.

I'm good.

Thank you. You're welcome.

What did you want to talk about when you talked to me earlier?

I'm so sick of being called a liar that I'm trying to ruin Tom's relationship.

I'm not.

I'm still paying for the mistake that I made two years ago with this one because

he decided to be honest, but yet Schwartz is...

I'm the one paying for it.

Kristen,

people don't think you're crazy because you may or may not have told the truth

about something Jax told you once. It's because you slept with your ex

-boyfriend's best friend.

got your friend punched in the face by a stripper, had some girl fly across

country to confront Sandoval, yelled at Lisa, got fired, and punched your

boyfriend at a wedding.

I'm just being a friend to Kristen because I don't want Kristen to look

anymore. And because I know she's not. You know what happened in Miami. Why the

f*** do you have Tom's back that much then?

But why is it my duty to let this out? Tom Schwartz was there. Why did you have

him?

Okay,

this is what happened.

So that girl was with Tom in the room having sex.

She slept with him, but she had sex with him.

Do I think it happened?

100%. Yes. Yes,

victory is mine, bitches.

I literally promise you, this is not about me wanting them to break up.

I'm just sick of being called a liar. I've never once called you a liar about

that. Well, they do.

Well, John goes around and calls you a whore, too. At the end of the day, who

cares what he says?

He's your ex -boyfriend. He's always going to talk about you.

Kristen, if your goal here is to prove to everyone that you're not crazy, then

you're f***ing failing.

Ariana doesn't care, and it's her boyfriend.

All you're doing is driving a wedge between Jax and Sandoval.

I wish, I mean, I wish I could fix that.

She is the only one that has my back up.

Are you kidding me?

Seriously, I haven't had your fucking back all summer. Are you kidding me? You

looked me in the eye and said, well, I don't know if it's true.

I don't know. Do you believe that it's true that Tom slept with this girl and

the story that she put out and the things that we are telling you, Jack and

Coming up.

I'm so sorry that your best friend, my ex -boyfriend, they don't feel bad.

Do you believe that it's true that Tom slept with this girl and the story that

she put out and the things that we are telling you, Jeff?

Do you believe it's true? I don't know if I believe everything, honestly.

I don't know if I believe every single detail.

I am not lying.

I don't actually think you want Ariana to be unhappy. I think Tom said, I went

down on her and she would give me a...

Ann Marie had specific details, not only about my relationship, but also about

what my ex -boyfriend's penis is like. Ann Marie is definitely telling the

truth. Everything she said is completely true.

It really, at the end of the day, doesn't even matter what I believe or

think because all I care about is that my friends are happy and they seem happy

together, so that's all I care about. Stop it. She's not saying that. I'm

at the end of the day, it doesn't matter what I think. It does to me.

Let it go. I mean, even if Sandoval banged a thousand girls in Miami, it's

of your business. I don't... I ain't talking about you.

Yes, you do, Shino. Shino right now is being such a sh** person.

She's seen everyone hate on me all summer long, and now that the truth is

literally right in front of her face, she still doesn't have my back.

You, Shino.

For you to call me a bad friend really upsets me. I do feel like that

It's really hard for me to be friends with you and to be friends with Ariana.

Then don't. You complain to me endlessly how hard it is for you. I'm so sorry

that you're a bad friend.

My ex -boyfriend. Imagine what that was like for me.

Imagine losing the love of my life in six years, okay?

You think I feel bad for her? I f***ing don't. I don't. I don't. I don't feel

bad. Don't give a f***.

I've tried my best with both of you.

Like, the bitch is lucky.

Like, I've been really f***ing cool.

So, cut me a break.

I want to go.

Next time on the season finale of Vanderpump Rules.

That's it. That's good. This is good.

It's our 10 -year anniversary. I want this photo shoot to be the best we've

done.

She's ready to tie the knot tomorrow.

So what you're really telling me is you're not ready.

I'm not going to be accommodating anymore.

I need to move on with my life.

Jack said to me the other night, 100%.

This bitch in Miami, you guys had sex.

I shouldn't have to defend myself.

It pisses me off that you're giving Kristen ammo.

Did Jack tell you 100 % that something happened in Miami?

A million percent, multiple times. No, I said that the girls told me. If you're

going to deny it now, then you're a fucking liar. And you're a psycho. Shut

fuck up.

I want you to come. They're having a coffee.

And I also want you to talk to Casey.

What the fuck's going on? I haven't done anything wrong.

If you had taken any interest in anyone besides yourself.

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