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Previously on Vanderpump Rules... So,
the wedding, what are you nervous about?
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Kristen? I've had enough of your
bullshit. As far as I'm concerned,
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here socially, and you're fired from Sir
Reston, and it's done.
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Lisa and Sir can suck it.
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Kristen attacked me.
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You're right. It's not normal.
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I need Kristen to stop upsetting over
Tom. Kristen just needs to cut the shit.
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The man you marry puts you first.
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And I wouldn't have it any other way if
I were you.
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Sometimes we know what to do. We just
don't want to do it.
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I want you to be like, hey, I want to go
to this wedding, but it's Jackson to be
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there. I didn't want that. Speaking of
you not having a date, don't give me an
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answer right now. Maybe just let it
ponder. I just thought about it, and
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a no.
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Yay!
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My wedding's finally here. I have
everything planned perfectly down to the
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minute.
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Wait, wait.
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No, no, have her stop and start over.
Thanks, wedding coordinator, for f***ing
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up your only job.
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What's your story?
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And only you, as long as I shall live.
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I now declare you to be husband and
wife.
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I've had this whole vision my whole life
of how I would want my wedding to be.
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I am on cloud 10 because it's better
than cloud 9.
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Woo!
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I know. Okay.
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We ready? Everyone ready? Let's get this
shot.
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It's amazing. I'm somebody's wife.
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I have a husband.
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I have a husband.
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None of my other friends have a husband.
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This is awesome.
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They're so cute. I can't. Like, I cannot
even.
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I'm so, so happy for Sheena and Shay.
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She's faithful to him, and he kisses her
ass, and it's like a perfect match.
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They're a solid team.
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So I'm, like, back there, and I hear
Sheena singing my song. So I'm like, oh,
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God, oh, my God. She's still singing. I
wasn't even ready.
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Anyway, well done.
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Amazing. Congratulations.
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You're happy. I really think you're
perfect for each other. I really do.
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And he does worship you, okay?
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Whoops.
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I'm going to take two.
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That's what I did.
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That looks lovely, the colour.
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Yeah, really hot.
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Good. What a pretty ceremony.
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Lovely, wasn't it?
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Did you help?
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No, but I'll tell you what's quite
funny.
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The settlement paid for the wedding.
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No. Listen, I would do a nose drive on
the pavement for a wedding like this.
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You're going to farm somewhere soon, you
know. Buy you a new house.
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But yeah, all in all, it was beautiful.
It was amazing. You might be next, my
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friend.
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Sorry. You know, it's frustrating
because I give Kristen so much love and
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she's just...
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Kind of not ignoring that, but not
taking it the same way I'm giving it to
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just kills me sometimes.
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Kristen texted me.
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She's like, I've been thinking about you
since we talked.
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Dude, this is inappropriate, Shane.
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It is inappropriate.
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I know how much she loves me. I know how
much she cares about me. But it would
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be nice if Kristen just cut it off with
Tom Cold Turkey and just focused on me.
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Trevor, there he is.
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The bearded man.
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You have a beautiful beard. Thank you,
man. Keep my girl's ass tight.
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We'll get her a nice little limber for
you, too.
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Okay, well, anyways.
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Look into each other's eyes.
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Beautiful. Hold that.
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Smile.
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Hi, Lisa. How are you? Hello, Kristen.
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How are you? I'm well, thank you.
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Lovely to see you here.
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So what are you doing now?
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Living life at the right time.
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I should have quit Sir a long time ago.
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Yes, Kristen, you're right.
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Finally, we agree on something.
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I'm sorry that it came down to you
firing me, but you've never liked me.
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never liked her attitude.
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You've never liked me.
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And that's what it's about.
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You have a habit of orchestrating
things. The same way the orchestration
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manipulated this young girl coming from
Miami.
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Not Paul Island.
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We had sex.
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No, we did not.
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Yes, we did.
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You could have told me she was coming
in. I did not! Like, you need to leave
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right now. Suck this away. Suck it in.
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Suck it in.
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But our personal relationship is really
none of your business. You don't know me
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as a person. You still brought her in
for sir.
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Yeah, she's damn right it's personal.
It's my personal feelings of supporting
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her for the last seven years that have
saved her ass.
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I just don't like your behavior.
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It's going to be a lovely evening.
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It will be.
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Don't let anything spoil it.
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I know there are a lot of people here
speculating that I'm going to be the one
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to cause all the trouble, but I'm going
to fly under the radar and let someone
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else be the ask.
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Thank you very much.
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Why did you always have to sign off with
a hug?
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It's like, just hug off.
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Tequila. I'm going to do a spicy
margarita and a shot to celebrate
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I would do a strawberry margarita and a
shot.
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I can't believe that there's actually a
wedding ring on right now. It looks so
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weird. She's getting married.
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You need to look to see if somebody
posted something.
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Yeah.
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So that's the crop top, curled crop top,
two -piece wedding dress.
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That is the ugliest effing wedding dress
I've ever seen in my entire life.
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It's like a stanky girl's quinceanera.
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Sometimes life gives you a really good
gift, like knowing that Sheena is
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a crop top to her wedding. It puts a
giant smile on my face.
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She has so much makeup on.
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I know. You would think, like, come on,
it's your wedding day. Like, try not to
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look like a hooker today.
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Did she find anything of Lisa?
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Yeah. Lisa is wearing a bondage gown.
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It's like what I wear when I'm like,
Patrick, tonight I want to get it on.
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Lisa. And she looks hotter than me.
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So it's annoying.
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The downside of how I'm not being fake
with Sheena anymore is that I'm missing
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out on a really good open bar.
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The upside is that I still have my
dignity and pride.
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And then Ken, Lisa, and Jiggy are
walking down. Jiggy and Ken are in the
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outfit.
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I can't imagine.
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Jiggy's in a tux. Jiggy's in a tux. Oh,
my God.
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And Ken and Jiggy are matching.
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Purple.
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Knew it. I knew it.
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This is really in honor of the crop top.
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Are we cheersing to the crop top?
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Gina's wedding is absolutely beautiful,
and of course I can't help but think
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about my own. I hope I can make it as
awesome as she's made her own.
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When
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I
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saw Shay up in the altar, I thought I
would be like, dude, what are you doing,
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man? You're too young to get married.
But instead, I found myself thinking, I
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can picture myself up there.
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Quick question. When your wedding party
comes out... Well, when they come out,
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they need to stay on the stairs.
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Okay, they're going to stay on the
stairs. Got it. Until we come out.
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Okay. And then after we do our little
dance, it's like, woo! Then they all go
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their seats, and then we walk down and
go to our first dance. Got it. No
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problem.
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All right, tell him to switch the music,
and we're going to do the entrances.
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I can't breathe.
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I love you.
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Very, very much.
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Here's the deal with me and Carmen.
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I'm not pursuing her, but I'm not not
not pursuing her.
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I mean, my goal isn't to end my first
wedding with a bang, but hey, why not?
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Oh,
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hey.
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How you doing?
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Yeah, how are you? I'm good.
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Oh, yeah, I am. I wrote on her Instagram
last week, like, gave her a big kiss
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when I saw her.
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I'll be right back.
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Bye. I will.
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You're not that bad, are you?
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I didn't do anything.
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I didn't do anything.
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I didn't do the seating chart. I didn't
say, hey, I want Vale to sit here.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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I don't know.
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What do you want me to do? She looked at
me.
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Come on, let's get it in.
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Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?
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We are about to introduce the wedding
party this evening.
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supposed to play this song when they
come out jenna and ryan i know he
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just i know we have to come out to that
exact part or it defeats the whole
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purpose we have some moves choreographed
that you have to hit at the exact point
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so i've given my wedding coordinator
very specific instructions when the song
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starts 24 seconds after we come out do
our dance boom not that hard
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This is pointless.
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I've been so chill this entire planning
process.
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But you know what? Now the bitch is
starting to come out because you're
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up on your job.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Good as gold. Here it comes.
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What do you want, Sheena? I need to do
it now. For him to not announce me right
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now. The moment you've all been waiting
for.
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No. No.
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I don't want him to announce me right
now.
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This ruins. This is not the part I
wanted to come out to.
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Coming up.
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I'll show you how much I love you and
everything. I just got you a little
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something.
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This is not the part I wanted to talk
about.
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The whole reception.
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Where is Gina? I mean, come on. We've
been waiting. Bring it on.
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Hello.
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You want him to go back and start the
song over? Tell me what you want. I
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tell him.
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Simple.
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You hit play after the last bridesmaid
and groomsman come out. Then I come out
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to my song.
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It's not in rocket science.
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Do you want him to start the song over?
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Yes. Start the song completely over and
then... And then we'll walk... Yeah.
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There you go. It's like 25 seconds and
he says...
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Introducing to you for the very first
time, Mr.
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and Mrs. James.
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Smile, baby.
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Despite the now second music hiccup of
the night, looking at all of
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our friends and family. Are you guys
ready?
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The flowers, the lights, everything I've
ever wanted and so much more.
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One more time for Mr. and Mrs. James.
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I love you so much. I love you.
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She did not miss a beat. Her dress and
the bridesmaid's dresses. This is the
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nicest wedding I've ever been to.
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But it's also the first wedding I've
ever been to.
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Is that the rule?
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If I can get the newlyweds to the middle
of the dance floor.
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Oh, that's exciting.
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We can get the first dance going.
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First dance as a married couple.
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Oh, this is so hard.
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No, it's real.
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Oh, I thought it worked.
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Then you take Jiggy.
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It's dance time.
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You do not know how to dance like that.
Yes, I do.
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I'm really good. We're going to slow
dance, aren't we?
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Are we?
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Yeah. Who else like it?
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I'm sure she'll dance with you.
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Ooh, I probably should not have said
that.
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I did leave some room in the back of my
dress so, you know, I could work a
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little and dance because that's what I
do.
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I thought maybe the first dance would be
at last or maybe on Rose.
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But this is good, too.
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The buffet line!
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One really great thing about being part
of the wedding party is that I am far
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away from the crazy table where James
and Kristen are sitting.
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Yes!
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I'm turning up. I'm with my best mate at
his wedding.
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Quite frankly, I'm already butthurt
about Kristen.
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Her, Tom, my point of mind is just get
drunk, party.
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All the couples going for a dance, take
Kristen
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to Jack's.
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When James drinks, he skips past that
whole happy drunk thing right to
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belligerent, stubborn.
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Not a good look.
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I just want to take this time to thank
everyone for coming.
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One favor I would ask of all of you is
please, this should be common sense, but
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I know people get drunk, they get
excited, and just please, no drinks on
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dance floor.
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I don't want anyone slipping, falling,
and knocking out their teeth at my
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wedding, especially me.
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I have had an experience with wet floors
before. I don't want to fall tonight,
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so if everyone could just please respect
that. No drinks on the dance floor. All
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right.
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You're very handsome.
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You're gorgeous.
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The flirting with Peter will not come to
an end. There will be no coming to an
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end. It will just stay flirting.
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No coming.
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Hey,
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where'd you go? Get in line, get some
enchiladas.
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I would have been nice if Kristen told
me she's being difficult.
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But you've only heard her side, so you
probably think I'm being difficult. I
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haven't heard anything. I'm not getting
involved.
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I'm pulling out all the tricks.
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James, drink water because it's really
hot in the desert and you should double
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fist and always drink water with your
alcohol.
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Hydrate while you dehydrate.
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Nothing's working.
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I'll keep an eye on it.
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My wedding visions, I don't obsess over
it. I mean, I definitely have had my
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time on Pinterest.
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Sometimes I'm like, I want to get
married in the summer. And then
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like, I want to get married in the fall.
And I want to get married like on the
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beach. And then I want to go on like a
really cool boat and have like...
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cocktails and hors d 'oeuvres, and then
I want to have a yacht rock band.
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All right, baby.
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It's fun to think about that, but I
don't obsess over it.
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I really don't think so, no.
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Katie deserves so much better than what
I've given her lately.
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Oh, I like this gazebo, though. It'll be
right here. See, this is what I'm
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talking about.
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Seeing how gorgeous the wedding is and
how beautiful Katie looks, all I want to
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do is just... hug her, squeeze her, and
make everything okay.
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Lovey, you look smokin'. Thanks. You
look smokin', huh?
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Yes.
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Lovey, I just, I wanted to say that not
for me it's such a decent thing lately.
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You're a nice guy lately.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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To show you how much I love you and
everything, I just got you a little
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something.
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It's just a little something to remind
you how much I love you and let you know
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that I am committed.
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Just a little.
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Coming up. Want to get out of here?
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Yep. Kristen, where are you guys going?
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I wanted to say that I haven't been able
to do something lately.
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You haven't been back lately.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll show you how much I love you and
everything. I just got you a little
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something.
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Just like a little... I have a little
empty box. Wait, no.
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I do.
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This is a bubble of love. It's rose
gold.
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I know it's not the engagement ring that
you deserve.
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I know you want the real deal, but in
the meantime, as much as you know that I
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am serious, I do love you.
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I mean,
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put it on you.
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It's a little something.
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You hate it?
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Putting a ring on a string and putting
it around the next thing I look. It's
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a string, it's a gold necklace.
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Not really what a girl pushing 30 wants
to hear.
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And their boyfriend is four years. I
know, I know.
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If Tom thinks that it's appropriate to
be giving me this ring on a string.
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that's making me realize that there are
issues that I don't even know were there
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that we now have to deal with.
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I think
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I've
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shown poor judgment.
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She's legitimately concerned about my
commitment issues, and you know what?
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She has a point.
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anyone in my life a guy in my life
before and i think he's like he told me
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you don't want to ring unless it's like
the ring um
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i have commitment issues
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yeah
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I feel like I'm in a fairy tale looking
at Ariana.
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Being dressed to the nines like this
with her, it's just, that's who I'm
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That's who I'm with.
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You're not going, are you?
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You're going? Soon, in about ten
minutes.
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All I want to do is have a dance. That's
all I want to do is dance. I'm at a
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wedding. I've never danced at a wedding.
That's all I want to do.
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It's a wedding. You said you were
staying the night. You said that the
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time. No, I didn't.
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But I did rent a beautiful cottage up
there.
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Yeah, I don't think I'm going to spend
the night.
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You're not spending the night either?
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No. I never said I was.
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Oh, okay.
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I didn't know.
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I thought weddings were to have fun. I
thought love was in the air.
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So we can get drunk and have a good
time.
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Whatever.
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Make me a strawberry margarita.
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Okay, I'm going to make you a strawberry
raspberry white nectarine margarita.
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What? You're going to be such a good
mom. Look at you. Yeah, I wish Patrick
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would see that too.
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I'll make an awesome mom.
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Come on, kids.
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Margarita time.
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I mean, I'll serve them virgin
margaritas.
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Why aren't we married yet?
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Well, who are your bridesmaids going to
be? I don't know anymore.
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Well, it was going to be Katie.
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You.
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Now it's... You, Jen, my mom.
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I thought that Katie was going to be
even maybe maid of honor in my wedding
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be like a godparent to my children.
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Like, I thought that we would be friends
forever.
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So it's really weird.
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Katie sent me a nighttime photo.
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It actually looks really pretty with the
light.
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Oh, that's beautiful. The venue is
really pretty.
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That actually looks beautiful.
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So beautiful.
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Like, the type of wedding I would have.
I just don't understand how somebody who
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wore a crop -top wedding dress was able
to pull this off.
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Do you regret anything? Do you feel like
you'd have anything be done differently
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to be with them? Absolutely not. I'm
happy to be here with you.
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Cheers to love and not being in a
wedding right now.
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Our weddings would be so much better.
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Beautiful night.
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Thank you.
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Katie?
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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I'm just taking a breather. What's up?
Just for life in this moment.
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Life? It's a happy night tonight.
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I know. Oh, my God, my feet. I could
cry.
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00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,340
What are you upset about? Why are you on
your own?
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What's the party?
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Boys stuff.
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00:24:57,710 --> 00:25:00,830
Well, I mean, Tom and I, we were sitting
in the gazebo, just kind of talking
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about the wedding, and he pulls out
this, like,
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thing with a ring on it.
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00:25:06,690 --> 00:25:09,530
That's a good thing, isn't it? It's not
a bad thing.
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00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:10,709
It's not.
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00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,570
And it's like, I think it's a prick, but
it's just like, it's like one of those
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things I always told him, I was just
like, don't ever ever give me a ring on
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string. Oh, God, you're making me cry.
Stop it. And I really don't want to cry
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00:25:19,910 --> 00:25:21,030
now. I don't want to make you cry.
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00:25:21,290 --> 00:25:22,990
Huh? No, no.
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00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:28,330
I hope at some point Katie will get the
result that she deserves, but I don't
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00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:33,150
know. How long can she wait? And it begs
the question, is he worth waiting for?
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I just love him so much.
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I've never felt more of myself on anyone
besides him.
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00:25:40,990 --> 00:25:46,750
So you either carry on waiting, or you
turn around and you say, this is what I
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want, and if you're not prepared to give
it to me, then I've got to move on.
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00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:51,530
Yeah.
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Thanks. That'll be the second birth. I'm
not... I think you are.
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This will be a beautiful birth little
gift after a year, six months. This will
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be a beautiful gift right now. If you
didn't want to get married, this would
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perfect, but he knows what you want.
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My patience with Tom is nonexistent, and
I don't know how much longer I can wait
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around for him.
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I realize I need to stick up for myself
and what I really want.
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00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,600
He's bothering you.
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00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,690
This is what you wanted tonight, right?
Because you can't get over Tom?
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00:26:40,910 --> 00:26:41,910
Or what is that?
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00:26:41,950 --> 00:26:45,830
Alcohol is a magnifier for all of James'
personality traits.
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Stubbornness, insecurity, jealousy.
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00:26:49,850 --> 00:26:51,450
You want to keep walking around in
circles?
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00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:53,310
No,
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00:26:54,790 --> 00:26:58,030
no, you should calm down. You should get
your life in check. Would you still
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take all the girls that Tom got with?
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00:27:02,090 --> 00:27:03,090
Bye, bye.
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00:27:03,130 --> 00:27:04,130
Bye.
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00:27:05,030 --> 00:27:06,550
Idiot. Where are the...
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Thank you.
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00:27:12,970 --> 00:27:15,590
I mean, everyone's leaving.
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00:27:15,950 --> 00:27:20,730
It's like all the songs I wanted to
dance to were already played. It's just
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what I wanted.
436
00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:22,510
Thank you.
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00:27:23,870 --> 00:27:28,930
Everything that was supposed to happen
early in the reception has not happened.
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00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:30,570
Dollar dance didn't happen.
439
00:27:31,670 --> 00:27:34,210
I didn't get the cake. I haven't tossed
my bouquet.
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00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:35,770
I haven't done the garter.
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00:27:36,590 --> 00:27:38,710
I want to do everything right now.
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00:27:39,430 --> 00:27:40,430
Right now.
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My wedding planner, who I'm paying
thousands of dollars to, is nowhere to
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found. MIA.
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Pissed off bride.
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00:27:49,890 --> 00:27:52,310
What happened? Why didn't we do the
dollar dance? Where is my purse?
447
00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:55,610
No one's going to want to do a dollar
dance now. They're all dancing to upbeat
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00:27:55,610 --> 00:27:58,470
music. We didn't do that. When are we
doing the bouquet? When are we doing the
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garter? When am I cutting the cake? Half
of my guests have left.
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00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,970
I understand your frustration, and I
totally share your frustration.
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00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:09,960
Why don't you just grab the microphone
and just say something? Like, I would
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00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,040
like to toss my bouquet.
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00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,560
I would like to do my garter right now,
please.
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Right now.
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If it's not done in five minutes, I'm
going to grab the microphone and do it
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myself.
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00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:25,900
I would love to kiss my husband right
now. All right, let me go hug you. Can
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00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:26,900
get out of here?
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00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:29,040
Yes. She's just angry at you.
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00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,920
It's so bad.
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00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,440
But mate.
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00:28:34,350 --> 00:28:38,290
It didn't start like that. It started...
She's right there, dude. Make it up
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with her.
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00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:40,530
Go over there.
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00:28:40,810 --> 00:28:43,590
I know it's not your fault, but you
apologize to her.
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00:28:44,130 --> 00:28:46,310
If you really love her, just apologize
to her. It doesn't matter.
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00:28:50,590 --> 00:28:52,410
Kristen, where are you guys going?
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Coming up.
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00:28:55,930 --> 00:28:59,150
Everybody f***ing talks s*** on you, and
it's f***ing true. Because look how
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you're treating the one person you love.
I am done. Look what you did. Look what
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00:29:02,370 --> 00:29:03,370
you did.
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00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,940
Can't catch a break at this wedding No,
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00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:28,600
I just like I don't like my game is so
being
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00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,240
off garbage is just coming out of my
mouth
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00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:53,570
Kristen, how do you f***ing do this to
me? How do you f***ing do this to me?
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00:29:54,190 --> 00:29:56,830
You treat me with zero respect
whatsoever.
477
00:29:57,630 --> 00:30:00,230
Always. You treat me like a f***ing boy
toy.
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00:30:00,710 --> 00:30:02,290
You want to touch me? Touch me.
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00:30:03,930 --> 00:30:07,590
Get out of my face.
480
00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:09,470
What?
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00:30:09,690 --> 00:30:12,570
Yes, I was being an arsehole. But if
there's one thing an arsehole doesn't
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to see, it's his girlfriend walking
alone with some guy with a dumb face and
483
00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:16,830
stupid beard.
484
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,300
You want to get Muay Thai on me right
now? Excuse yourself. You want to get
485
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:22,320
Thai? Excuse yourself. You, Kristen.
486
00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:26,100
Everybody fucking talks shit on you, and
it's fucking true. Because look how
487
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:29,280
you're treating the one person you love.
Don't show your pussy dick.
488
00:30:29,780 --> 00:30:31,500
I'm done. Look what you did. Look what
you did.
489
00:30:32,260 --> 00:30:33,660
Fine. We walked.
490
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,820
Carry on. I want to hear my girlfriend
talk shit about me. Keep going. You and
491
00:30:37,820 --> 00:30:38,820
I, we are done.
492
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,600
We're done then, Kristen.
493
00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:47,360
Because you're a fucking bitch. You're
f***ing unmanageable. You're f***ing
494
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,200
unmanageable, babe. You're unmanageable.
That's why you're 31. You're never
495
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,680
going to f***ing find a guy to marry
you.
496
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,660
Get away from me now. Why?
497
00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:03,660
You went off to a car with Trevor.
James, get the f*** out of my face. No.
498
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,020
I will call the police on you. Stop it.
I'm f***ing going to hit it.
499
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,260
You're flying fly. F*** everybody else
up. Go.
500
00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:14,040
I was trying so hard tonight
501
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:17,360
radar and James would not let it drop.
502
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,780
I wish for you to tell me to hide that,
but I'm afraid to talk to you. All
503
00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:46,780
right, I'll let you look.
504
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:52,500
It's going to be a free ride. Well, I
usually like it when they're taken or
505
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,600
they're married. That just makes it more
interesting. Oh, really?
506
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
I like it when it's not.
507
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,620
With Lisa being my boss and she's
married, that's just like a hot cocktail
508
00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:03,080
the most unavailability you can possibly
get.
509
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,700
I'm trying to steal the deal right now.
510
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,160
Steal the deal with you.
511
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,880
Jax has a better chance of becoming a
Rhodes Scholar than he does of making it
512
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,520
with me. I hope he realises it.
513
00:32:15,980 --> 00:32:19,440
He's out taking the dog for a walk.
You've got about ten minutes.
514
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,640
That's all I need.
515
00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:30,460
I never even eat my
516
00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:31,460
food.
517
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,380
Dude, I'm so annoyed right now.
518
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
What's going on now?
519
00:32:37,550 --> 00:32:39,090
It was just like we had a timeline.
520
00:32:40,530 --> 00:32:44,230
But no one else knows that. I want to do
it.
521
00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:48,390
All of these wedding things that are not
happening right now.
522
00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:49,650
We're going to do it.
523
00:32:50,610 --> 00:32:51,610
We're going to do it.
524
00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:57,970
You are perfect.
525
00:32:58,390 --> 00:33:01,470
And you and Shay are perfect. And the
whole day.
526
00:33:03,310 --> 00:33:06,910
I feel really bad for Sheena. I know she
had very high expectations.
527
00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:11,730
But to everyone else, this has been an
amazing night.
528
00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:19,350
We're going to cheer to amazing Sheena
Shea.
529
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:46,810
As stressed out as I've been, the
reception is beautiful.
530
00:33:47,090 --> 00:33:49,570
My friends and family are here. The
music is amazing.
531
00:33:50,210 --> 00:33:55,550
I'm just going to let loose and have the
most fun time of my entire life
532
00:33:55,550 --> 00:33:58,650
tonight. All the things that went wrong,
it doesn't even matter.
533
00:34:21,739 --> 00:34:25,540
I do think that Vale is more flirty when
she's not on a date as opposed to when
534
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:26,540
she is on a date.
535
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:27,779
That's fine.
536
00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:29,300
I can ruin her in it.
537
00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:45,440
I love you.
538
00:34:46,580 --> 00:34:47,780
I'm so happy to be here.
539
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,420
I think after the initial disappointment
of...
540
00:34:50,730 --> 00:34:53,929
The ring on the string. I think she
started to warm up to the gesture.
541
00:34:56,130 --> 00:34:58,430
We ended up salvaging a pretty awesome
night.
542
00:35:14,230 --> 00:35:15,230
Man,
543
00:35:18,170 --> 00:35:19,410
better you than me, pal.
544
00:35:20,390 --> 00:35:24,330
Don't make excuses for her, dude.
Because I love her. I know you do.
545
00:35:24,530 --> 00:35:29,550
While James is making excuses as to why
his girlfriend punched him in the face,
546
00:35:29,590 --> 00:35:34,710
I'm thinking to myself, wow, that's
something me and Ariana will never have
547
00:35:34,710 --> 00:35:35,348
deal with.
548
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:38,130
We're going back to the bungalow. You're
more than welcome to come.
549
00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:39,930
Yeah, you can come hang out, man.
550
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:52,540
How much happier are you with your life
right now? You can tell how happy he is.
551
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:52,959
I know.
552
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,300
Let me tell you something.
553
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,020
When I want to go on vacation, I just
look in Ariana's eyes.
554
00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:00,220
I'm dead serious.
555
00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:05,520
Ariana, with you, I don't have to
question anything, man.
556
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:23,060
Marriage has never really been my thing.
I didn't see it as part of my life
557
00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:28,180
plan. However, he's the closest I've
ever been to thinking about marriage.
558
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,100
All right, guys.
559
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,360
Congratulations.
560
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,400
Thank you so much. You look after her.
561
00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:43,400
I want to check back in in 32 years when
you've been doing it like us. Okay,
562
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,260
deal. I'll be dead by then. Bye, guys.
563
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,480
Thank you for everything.
564
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,578
Bye -bye.
565
00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:55,460
All right. Gina did it. She actually
pulled off a princess wedding on a
566
00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:56,460
waitress' salary.
567
00:36:58,820 --> 00:37:04,140
Everything was beautiful, and she
deserves that. She really does, and I
568
00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:05,900
them every happiness together.
569
00:37:18,090 --> 00:37:21,470
Please don't drink and drive. If you've
been drinking tonight, call the Uber.
570
00:37:22,030 --> 00:37:23,030
Oh, God.
571
00:37:23,430 --> 00:37:24,990
Hey. Hey.
572
00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:29,330
Hey.
573
00:37:30,830 --> 00:37:37,430
I decided about a month ago that I was
going to let go of all that was
574
00:37:37,430 --> 00:37:41,930
dragging me down and let go of the
grudges and just be friendly with
575
00:37:46,380 --> 00:37:51,620
It's really sad that if Stassi had her
way, that I would not be a part of this
576
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:53,060
wonderful night with these people.
577
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,300
Wait, where's Kristen?
578
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,840
She punched me in the face and dumped
me.
579
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,960
What? I don't want to talk about it with
you tonight. This is your fucking
580
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:05,020
night. We'll have lunch tomorrow. She
punched you in the face at my wedding?
581
00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:09,260
I see Kristen and Trevor getting in
their car, getting in his car.
582
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,660
Shut up, shut up.
583
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,600
That breaks my heart. I totally deserved
the punch.
584
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,840
I don't really know what I was trying to
prove. Maybe I was trying to prove that
585
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,220
I wanted Kristen to care just as much as
I care, you know? It could sound crazy,
586
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,980
but that's what happens when you love
someone, you know?
587
00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:37,580
I'm not
588
00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:40,420
even worrying about Kristen tonight.
589
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,260
This is what I've been looking forward
to all night.
590
00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:45,950
Having fun. Can't take away my happy.
591
00:38:46,770 --> 00:38:47,770
Hey, husband.
592
00:38:49,590 --> 00:38:54,030
Is anyone else a husband in this room? I
don't think so.
593
00:38:56,230 --> 00:39:00,810
Coming up. God forbid Kristen just,
like, has fun and lets things run
594
00:39:53,519 --> 00:39:57,680
Most brides wake up happy with this
afterglow.
595
00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:02,850
I'm waking up with a cleaning order
because if this place isn't spotless by
596
00:40:02,850 --> 00:40:05,530
noon, I will get billed up the ass.
597
00:40:13,530 --> 00:40:14,550
Hi. Hey.
598
00:40:15,150 --> 00:40:16,150
Hi.
599
00:40:16,510 --> 00:40:17,850
You guys the cleaning crew?
600
00:40:18,190 --> 00:40:20,450
Yeah. We're here to clean.
601
00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:25,030
Like, I should have woken up this
morning, like, so happy.
602
00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:30,030
James and Kristen think it's a good idea
to throw punches at my wedding. God
603
00:40:30,030 --> 00:40:33,110
forbid she just, like, has fun and lets
things run smoothly.
604
00:40:34,730 --> 00:40:40,890
No way. And I remember it's Kristen.
Kristen is officially never invited to
605
00:40:40,890 --> 00:40:44,050
anything I do ever again.
606
00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:45,510
Mark my words.
607
00:40:45,990 --> 00:40:49,510
Will you guys just do me one last favor?
I mean, I would totally appreciate
608
00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:50,510
cleaning up in here.
609
00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:55,190
But I think the fountain out there is
still filled with flowers.
610
00:40:55,590 --> 00:40:59,870
I've tried to save money wherever I can.
The least my friends can do is get
611
00:40:59,870 --> 00:41:01,390
their asses up and help me clean up.
612
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:04,490
I can't even wake up, Shay. Like, I
tried.
613
00:41:04,910 --> 00:41:08,190
This morning, I'm like, babe, babe,
wait, Tom.
614
00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:12,330
I don't know if you should stay in
there. He was drunk. Yeah, Tom, I don't
615
00:41:12,330 --> 00:41:14,730
about that. He's like, I've been around
here two drinks all night. I'm like,
616
00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:16,230
it's OK. Shut your little pretty mouth.
617
00:41:16,510 --> 00:41:18,190
Do you have to get all the flowers out
of here? Yeah.
618
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,480
and felt like it cost a million bucks.
619
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:25,920
I mean, you would think that Sheena
would have put a cleaning crew in this
620
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,920
budget.
621
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,580
Like, I got married.
622
00:41:50,060 --> 00:41:51,400
That's music. You're married.
623
00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:52,399
It's over.
624
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,120
I'm having a beer and candy for
breakfast.
625
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,820
We were supposed to slow clap there,
Ariana. Where were you?
626
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,000
I'm great at a slow clap.
627
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:04,860
Tina. Tina.
628
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:06,540
Tina.
629
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,460
Next time on Vanderpump Rules.
630
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:15,420
Kristen, she's blowing up my phone every
day to talk about Tom. I mean, she just
631
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:16,420
will not let this go.
632
00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:17,820
Face it head on, but not here.
633
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:22,940
When it comes to my business, do not
talk to Kristen about me at all. How do
634
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,500
not expect me to be insecure?
635
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,040
Do you talk about Tom 24 -7 all the
time?
636
00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:28,198
I do not talk about him 24 -7.
637
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,200
You do, Kristen.
638
00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:33,400
How the hell do I get Jack to tell the
truth?
639
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,000
You need my help.
640
00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:38,380
I am not white. You know what happened
in Miami?
641
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,840
What do I do here? I think you should
tell the truth.
642
00:42:42,990 --> 00:42:47,770
I'm so sorry that your best friend, my
ex -boyfriend, I think I feel bad for
643
00:42:47,770 --> 00:42:50,310
her. No, they don't feel bad.
644
00:42:51,390 --> 00:42:54,590
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