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But no.

Ask you what you'd rather. I said sit down, bitch.

Doug, I think the first thing we've got to get down are the ground rules.

Because I've got a feeling this thing might not work and we both have got

things to be doing.

That's right.

We don't want to be wasting any more time on your situation.

What do we want it to do, anyway?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Show us your asshole.

All right. I said show us your asshole now.

Come on, let's go.

Stand up, take down your panties, pull up your dress, turn around and spread

your cheeks. Come on.

And I told you it wasn't going to work. Oh, it'll work.

She made a deal.

And she knows what'll happen if she doesn't keep her word.

And besides, I'd like to see her asshole too.

Well, Mama, come on. Let's go.

The ball is in your court. You either play or you lose the match.

And your boyfriend for ten years. Come on.

All right.

That's fine.

I may want to chew them off later.

Come on. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around.

Come on. All right.

Now, hold it. Wait a second.

I don't want to see it now.

I got a feeling maybe she'd rather see her little boyfriend in jail.

Yeah. I mean, she showed up, didn't she?

Yeah. She was going to show us her asshole, wasn't she?

Yeah.

Maybe we should put her to the supreme test.

Which one's that?

Hey, honey.

You ever eat pussy?

I don't think she has.

I think we got a cherry.

Yeah.

See, the first thing you've got to do, you've got to find a little clit.

You stick your tongue out.

Then you find... Do you know what a clitoris is? That's that little pink

right there. It's throbbing. It bobs up and down. Yeah.

Listen to me.

You find it, and you stick your tongue out. You take it between your teeth, and

you move it back and forth.

And take your tongue and stick it... Look what I'm doing here. You take your

tongue, and you stick it deep inside, back and forth.

Tell her about it. Okay. Then you take your two fingers and...

Way down your mouth, get them all icky and gooey and slimy, and you put them

deep inside.

And you stroke in and out, nice and steady, even. Then you get the little

right there and put it between your teeth. Don't bite too hard.

Then you move your tongue back and forth really easy.

Come on, get down to it. You're going to have a sunburned pussy.

First take off that stupid goddamn hat.

All right, come on, get those fingers wet. Get some fingers in that cunt.

All right.

Oh, it's not weather.

Amen.

Susan!

Susan! Come here, give us another round of drinks.

Susan!

Yeah, come on.

Let's go. Come on.

Excuse me. Would you

mind? Thank you. Thank you.

Stupid bitch. Can't do anything right.

Listen, what the hell do you see in that boyfriend of yours, anyway?

Well, I can tell by your expression it can't be much.

He's a real asshole, you know it?

He's a dumb shit, too.

Yeah, I mean, he's gonna be really stupid stealing from us. You know, we

send him away for ten years for that.

He said he'd pay you back.

He'll pay us back, all right.

And you're gonna be the interest.

You're going to be the interest, right, honey, huh?

Right?

I'm talking to you. You never fucking answer me. Am I right or not?

Punch her.

Fucking punch her out.

I got a better idea.

We want to see it now.

What? What?

What? Your bank of miracles.

We want to see it now. Take off your fucking panties. You're an asshole.

Asshole.

You heard him. Stand up. That's nice.

Smile.

Smile. Smile.

You're happy. Come on.

Now, I want you to turn around and show us all a little bit of heaven, honey.

Come on. We're having death. Come on. We've been sitting on it for years.

Go take a closer look. Let my buddy see heaven.

Come on.

What do you think of heaven?

It's not bad.

Plenty of it, huh? I didn't know heaven was big.

All right.

Hey, pig bitch.

You know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to stick my finger up your asshole.

Get down a little bit. What are you up like that for? Who do you think you are?

I'm going to stick my finger up your asshole, and you're going to beg me to

it. Okay?

Let's hear it.

I said I'm going to stick my finger up your asshole, and you're going to beg me

to do it.

Now beg me.

Please stick your finger up my ass.

I don't.

Do you believe her?

Look at that. We do you a favor. What if you get inducted into the army and

you're already prepared? Look at the experience we're giving you. Now, I'll

you what we'll do. If you say it right and put a little feeling in it, we'll

give you some lubricant.

If you don't say it right, we're going to do it dry.

Okay? Now, come on. A little heart. I want to believe you, pig bitch.

Please. Put your finger up my ass.

We'll give her a little bit of liberty.

You do it.

Not too much. You didn't say it all the way around.

You're the one with the hangnail.

Grimace. Grimace.

Look at that expression.

That's my fist next.

All right.

How does it feel?

I'd like to have something else on there.

Let's don't get it too started.

Waste it.

Wipe it in here. Put it on your chest.

That shit was Salvation Army.

Bitch. What do we even tell you to straighten up?

All right.

Do you want to fuck a little bit of that later?

Yeah, I might fuck that before the night's over.

Yeah, you know something?

I'm getting hungry.

You know how to cook, bitch?

Yeah. You can cook? Okay. I want some turtle soup and a champagne cocktail and

burrito. Yeah, for three.

Yeah?

She walks like a cowgirl. Look at that.

There's something wrong here, though.

I don't believe her.

She's digging this.

I know she's digging this.

Yeah? What do you mean?

You think so? Yeah, she's playing us off as suckers. She's a classy chick. She

wouldn't go through shit like this to put some schmuck in jail. I know she

wouldn't. Maybe she loves the guy.

Bullshit. She can have anybody she wants. She's got class and she's got

Maybe you're right.

Yeah, okay.

Today, we're going to test her. We'll find out.

You know, you really got to me today.

I mean, you're not half bad after all.

I just might return your favor.

It's not necessary.

Oh, come on.

Everyone knows that no one can give a head to a girl better than another girl.

I mean, we know right where it feels best, don't we?

I said it's not necessary.

Yes. But if I want to, then you'll just have to let me.

Right? Stay in the kitchen.

We're still hungry.

Five more minutes. It's in the oven.

Ann, please don't let him hurt me.

Oh, bullshit.

only do i like eating by candlelight i like fucking by candlelight it really

adds to the romantic

Thank you.

Great. Yes.

Oh.

Thank you.

What do I do? I don't know. That one's okay.

This isn't a business.

No, it's a cracklight.

It's on the crack.

All right.

All right. The star.

Let's see a really nice show on you.

Brother Ditko here. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to address your

the center bank.

Well, tonight we have...

Direct from the deluxe children of Cleveland and surrounding areas.

The sensuous.

The sumptuous.

The sweet.

Susan.

Susan will perform for you all sorts of wonders. Take it away, Susan.

Get up on the table, pig bit.

Put your boyfriend in a slammer.

Come on, now. Get up on the table.

Get up on the table.

Sorry, I'm retarded.

Retarded.

Retarded, yes.

All right.

I move on.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Move on.

More lip.

More lip. All right.

Wipe that smile off your forehead.

Cut.

You see, you can make me come off when you come off, and I want you to jerk off

for us.

You can go to bed tonight. That's good.

Keep that up. Takes you four or five hours to get up.

Uh, why don't you get down a little more? I can't sleep up to that high. Get

down! Down!

Down!

ground.

You dance.

Dink.

Good. Finish him off.

Okay. Keep

doing

it. Keep doing it.

Ah!

Well, I don't think that's what you're talking about.

You sure you don't want a little bit of wine, honey?

No, thank you.

Ah, come on. It's good for you.

Helps get the last little bit of cum right out of your teeth.

No, thank you. I think she wants it in her teeth.

Can I go to bed now?

No fair.

I'm the only one who hasn't cum yet.

Hey, that's right. She didn't. All right, that's my job. Okay.

Your every whim is my command.

How do you want to get off, bitch?

Well, to tell you the truth, there is one thing I've always wanted to do.

God, what's that?

No.

Okay.

What now?

Ann has always had a fantasy that she would like to fucking alligator.

What are you laughing at?

She's laughing at us. We didn't fucking bring you here to laugh at us.

I told you guys all along, she's laughing at us.

We're supposed to be taking advantage of you to get even with your goddamn

boyfriend. And you're taking advantage of us.

I think you're using us to get your rocks off, huh? Am I right?

Admit it. Am I right?

What gets to you?

Goddammit, you're not going to get away with it. There's no fucking way you're

going to get away with it.

I'm going to stay up all night long if I have to. I'm going to think of the

dirtiest, the most perverted, disgusting acts ever.

I'm going to take you to the zoo.

And I'm going to strap you to the underside of a camel.

And you're going to fuck his brains out. I'm going to charge you to mission.

And then for an encore, I'm going to take you down. I'm going to take you

into the sewer.

And I'm going to lay you down in the slime with ten of the dirtiest, most

disgusting people you've ever seen.

And I'm going to fuck your ass off until it falls in the sewer.

What gets to you, man?

You're like a fucking man.

I'm going to go jack off.

Oh, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. You can't go jacking off because we need you to

help get it off.

Only if it's perverted.

It'll be perverted.

Hey, she likes your dick.

Bye -bye.

Ugh.

Thank you.

Oh, I'm sorry. Don't be sorry. Come on in.

What is

it with you? What do you mean?

I'm starting to believe that what John says is right.

You really do enjoy what we're doing to you, don't you?

Well... The truth is, I left my boyfriend a few weeks ago because he was

lousy man.

Then he calls me and asks me to do him the favor.

The only reason I did it was for the thrill.

For all I care, they can hang his ass.

All right.

Well, I guess we'll just have to keep this our little secret.

That way the boys will continue to use their imaginations.

That is, of course, to let me eat your pussy.

Bye, treasure.

Thank you.

She liked it!

I knew she'd like it! Oh, you're killing me.

We've been had!

I'm going to have a heart attack.

She's not going to get away with it. We're going to come up with some shit

that's so disgusting and rank and over the window.

We're going to totally destroy that bitch. Oh, Jesus, not so loud.

Just rank and humiliating and disgusting.

What the fuck are you talking about?

That little bitch in there is using us to get her own cheap thrills.

What? Who?

Susan, you jackass.

Come on, wake up. Come on, we got work to do. What time is it? What time is it?

Who cares what time it is?

Fuck. She's not going to get away with it. There's no way I'm going to let her

get away with this.

I'm going to think of something. I'm going to fucking think of something. I

don't know what I'm going to do.

You fucker!

What the hell are you doing? You know fucking well what I'm doing.

You've been playing us for suckers long enough.

Just don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me. I'm not gonna...

The last thing in the world I want to do is fuck you. What?

You heard me. I'm not going to hurt you.

What is this?

Circus. Near the center ring.

There's one down here.

Shut up, you fucking pig slut.

Shut up! You guys get off on this shit. Don't. Yeah, we get off on it. Just like

you've been getting off on us. Huh?

Bullshit. I told you she's been loving what we've been doing.

Haven't you? God. Goddamn.

Haven't you? You been liking what we've been doing to you?

You don't give a shit about that schmuck boy friend of yours, huh?

That's what I think of you.

Get the whip.

Get the whip.

Sit fucking still.

Come on.

You know how to do it.

Whip or cut.

You said nothing at all.

fucking whip.

Don't hurt me.

Get down

there. Make your pussy feel good.

You're doing it again.

Stop it.

Go over there. Get the riding crop.

I'll grease it up.

Because it kind of dries hell.

Thank you.

Where are you guys going?

To a movie.

What?

To a movie. A movie.

What about her?

Let her go.

Oh, come on, man. We just begun to fight here.

Hey, I'm tired.

I don't even want to see a porno.

I want to see a western.

Do they still make westerns? I don't think so.

Figures. Shit.

Hey, buddy, you're not going to leave me alone here with her, are you?

Shit, I'll be dead in a couple of hours.

Like I said, let her go.

What's happening?

Nothing.

Don't say that. We just got started.

If you're running out of ideas, I'll be happy to give you a few.

What about bonding? Try that. Did you whip her a little?

Yeah, we did that food thing this morning.

Did you make her eat some pussy?

Yeah, that's the first thing we tried.

She loved it.

You want a plum?

Or a grape or something? Thanks.

I assume you fucked the shit out of her.

Yeah, truly.

Come in her mouth?

Of course.

Well, I wouldn't mind if she ate my pussy.

Shut the fuck up, Wilma, will you? We got problems here.

Well, while you're working out your problems, why doesn't she just eat my

Susan, go ahead to your pussy.

I got something to drive them up.

See, what we do is we get this dog.

A real big dog.

Like a great ding.

A ding.

Camel didn't even faze her.

They're the seventh heaven over there.

Yeah.

Oh, great bodies. All of them.

Yeah. I'll tell you, John.

You've got a problem.

You ran in on the perfect girl.

I know.

The problem is, John, she loves everything.

I know.

That's my problem.

So why fight it?

Let's enjoy it.

Let's all enjoy it.

She's something special.

Yeah, real special.

Well, let's go get her.

Now you talk.

That's it. Oh,

harder.

Yes, yes, exactly.

It's really harder.

Just fuck me, baby. Harder, harder.

We love you, Laura.

If you ever find that alligator, why don't you give me a call?