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Ryan! What?

Where is my drink? I'm pouring it. Hold on.

God, you are slow.

Jesus.

You just asked me for it.

Yeah, a while ago.

Like 30 seconds ago.

I didn't put all of it in there.

Let's see.

I wonder if you've gotten any better at this.

Is it good?

No, I cannot believe... What's wrong with it? It sucks.

You cannot do anything right, my God. I'm sorry.

How about trying to... Massage my feet. My feet hurt.

Get up here and massage my feet. All right.

I'm sorry. Why are you so mad?

I'm not mad. I just expect... You're still more than you are over me.

Come on, maybe you can do this right.

Come on, rub that. Rub those. I'm doing it.

Better. All right, hold on.

You can't make my martini. You can't rub my feet. Rub my feet good, deep.

All right.

Use your hands. I am.

Sorry.

Oh, you are just pitiful.

I'm trying. I don't really know. I don't rub my own feet.

Put my shoes back on.

Put my shoes back on.

Kiss my toes before you put them on.

Is that the right foot?

That is my foot. God, I can't even figure out shoes and stuff.

God, you did not come from my body. You are just too stupid to be my son.

All right, there you go.

Now come around here.

Massage my shoulders.

Okay.

Well, let me get my shirt off. Wait just a minute. Oh, my God.

Help me pull this down.

Make yourself useful.

That's it.

Your bra is coming off.

All right.

Massage my shoulders. Make it good.

You are so...

Not good at this. I'm trying.

Rub my breasts.

One day I will find something that you're good at, because you're obviously

good at making a martini, rubbing my feet, or rubbing my shoulders and

You know what?

I know the only thing good that you do do.

What? Come around here.

Now what?

Stand here.

Okay.

Let's see if you can at least get your dick hard.

Okay.

Pitiful dick that it is.

So?

See if this will help.

I wish you could get a decent heart on.

Your martini off your face is dripping onto me.

Oh, God.

I'm going to scorch you into my martini glass.

Maybe that's good to drink.

Are you enjoying this?

Uh -huh.

Act like it. I'm sorry.

Let me hear you moan a little.

Okay.

What do you do when you jerk off? I've heard you, you little bastard.

Just like that.

Like that?

Uh -huh.

Give me some noise.

Give me some noise.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on.

All right. Now give me some in my glass.

Come on.

Oh,

God.

Much better. Bet this is a much better martini.

What are you doing?

Drinking my martini.

That's not a martini.

It's the fruit of the gods.

Taste it.

No. Taste it.

Now.

All of it. I don't... I don't care.

Drink it. What?

Drink it.

Let me see it.

Don't spit it out.

Swallow it.

Swallow it.

Swallow it.

Doesn't it taste good? No.

Oh, it tastes so good.

It tastes like any martini I've ever had.

My favorite martini.

Thank you.