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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,009 Hello, little girl. 2 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:56,723 Would you like a scotchie? 3 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,727 Oh... 4 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:05,274 Such a sweet little girl. 5 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,155 It's okay, pumpkin. 6 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:16,827 Thank you. 7 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,620 Come on, Alice. 8 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,163 We need to get you back to your room. 9 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,043 Why did she call me a girl? 10 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:26,753 It's okay. She's old. 11 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:28,005 Probably confused. 12 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,256 But I'm not a girl. 13 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:30,424 I know you're not. 14 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,593 You're also not a pumpkin, but I still call you one. 15 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,297 You did it? 16 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:12,132 Yeah. 17 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:19,973 It's gonna be okay. 18 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,392 I know. I know. 19 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,977 Can I see Grandpa now? 20 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:26,813 Yeah. Yeah, buddy. 21 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,857 Uh, why don't you, why don't you go in? 22 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,456 Santa Claus, you're coming with us. 23 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,375 No, you can't take him now. 24 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:47,334 It's too near Christmas. 25 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:48,335 Quiet, you. 26 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,461 But-- 27 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,758 We don't want to hurt you, Santa Claus, 28 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,635 so come along quietly. 29 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,346 Why? 30 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:02,140 Why did you have to do that to my helper? 31 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,141 It's harmless. 32 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,601 It'll wear off in a short while. 33 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,561 Grandpa? 34 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,729 Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? 35 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,022 Now you come with us. 36 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,649 We need you on Mars. 37 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:11,733 Grandpa? 38 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,280 Are you sure this is Mars? 39 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,698 Oh... 40 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:20,158 I never saw such lazy people, 41 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:22,119 standing around like statues. 42 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,121 Grandpa? 43 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:26,498 Well? 44 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,834 Earthlings Billy and Betty. 45 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,461 Billy. 46 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:32,838 Come here, little boy. 47 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,383 You've gotten so big. 48 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:37,718 There's someone else, too. 49 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,344 What have you been eating? 50 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,721 Rocks? 51 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,681 No, hamburgers. 52 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,350 Do you like pickles on your hamburgers? 53 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,688 I love pickles on my hamburgers. 54 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,233 Pickles and-- and sauerkraut. 55 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:54,526 Blegh! 56 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,486 Welcome, Santa Claus. 57 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,822 We hope you'll make the children on Mars very happy. 58 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:01,325 I'll try, dear lady. 59 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,993 I'll try. 60 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,828 Have you been a good boy? 61 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,497 Good-- 62 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,876 Good boys get good things. 63 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,879 What happens to boys who aren't good? 64 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:19,092 Naughty boys get punished. 65 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,930 Santa is always watching. 66 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,602 Santa says I gotta fatten up. 67 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,022 Billy, water. 68 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:40,239 Now I'm Santa Claus. 69 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,615 Water. 70 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,165 Ho, ho, ho. 71 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:53,085 Merry Christmas, everyone. 72 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:17,568 I mean, how was I supposed to know 73 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,236 it was going to happen like that? 74 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,487 How many did he have? 75 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:22,197 Two, three, I-- 76 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:23,282 Was it two or three? 77 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,908 I don't remember, okay? 78 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,785 He must've reacted badly 79 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:29,121 with those other meds he had been taking. Shit. 80 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,081 But he signed everything, right? 81 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,751 Yeah. 82 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,462 Is Grandpa gonna be okay? 83 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,506 No, buddy. Grandpa's dead. 84 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:40,757 Geoffrey. 85 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,217 What, do you want me to lie to him? 86 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,511 Yeah, a little tact would be nice. 87 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,471 So Grandpa's in heaven? 88 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:51,018 Oh. Yes, pumpkin, he is. 89 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,407 Come on, what are we waiting for? 90 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:13,665 Son of a bitch. 91 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:14,666 Did he just hit us? 92 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:15,667 Yeah! 93 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,503 That's great. 94 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:19,463 As if this night couldn't get any worse. 95 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,465 Merry Christmas, Chapman family. 96 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:23,383 I'll look for the insurance. 97 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:32,226 Great, yeah. 98 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,241 Hey, pal. 99 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,325 Look, I don't know what happened, 100 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,660 but clearly you hit me with... 101 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:53,997 Geoffrey! 102 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,007 Billy, get down! 103 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,602 Go back to bed, Billy. 104 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,323 Santa Claus, you're coming with us. 105 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,158 No, you can't take him now. 106 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,368 It's too near Christmas. 107 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,327 Quiet, you! 108 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:33,412 But... 109 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,959 We don't want to hurt you, 110 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,587 Santa Claus, so come along quietly. 111 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,097 Come on, kid. 112 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:55,267 Do what you've got to do, and then let's get out of here. 113 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,477 This isn't our room. 114 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:59,832 ♪ So blue at Christmas ♪ 115 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,850 Yo, Harold, you in there? 116 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,691 I'll uh, go talk to the manager 117 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,067 and see if he got a room. 118 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,611 I'm getting one of those feelings. 119 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,740 Billy, get down! 120 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:21,849 Hey! 121 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,002 I could use some coffee. 122 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,338 Yeah. 123 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:56,175 Yeah, me too. 124 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,432 Sure you don't want 125 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,766 to look around? 126 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:06,268 No. 127 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,936 Small towns have a lot of secrets. 128 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,147 Good morning. Coffee? 129 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,065 Uh, yeah. Yes, please. 130 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,864 Um, where are we? 131 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:19,907 Thunderbird. 132 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,825 No, no, no. The, uh-- What town? 133 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:22,868 Hackett. 134 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,369 Hackett? 135 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,787 I like the sound of that. 136 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:27,831 I'll give you a minute. 137 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,211 You may be right. 138 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,712 I'm not seeing anyone. 139 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:37,883 Hey, Dana. 140 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:38,884 My typ order. 141 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,556 Thanks. 142 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:46,058 See you later. 143 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:48,936 Her? 144 00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:51,230 Hmm. 145 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,774 I'm not seeing it. 146 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,484 See something you like? 147 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,568 Oh. 148 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:59,238 Word of advice, careful with that one. 149 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,658 Sugar-coated onion, if you know what I mean. 150 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,330 What's her um, what's her name? 151 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,916 Pammy. Pamela. 152 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,793 I call her, "Pammy." 153 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:13,752 She hates it. 154 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:15,963 You're right, we should go. 155 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:17,130 Shut up. 156 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,132 Sorry, not you, not... 157 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:20,092 Sorry. 158 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,944 Don't even think about it. 159 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,112 It's not your decision. 160 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,031 You know this never ends well. 161 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,783 What's that supposed to mean? 162 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,785 You know exactly what it means. 163 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:55,627 Oh, fuck. 164 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,831 I am not doing this again. 165 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:33,957 Good. 166 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,667 Do this by myself. 167 00:14:58,649 --> 00:14:59,858 Looking for something? 168 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:00,859 Uh, yes. 169 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,194 I mean, no. 170 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,613 I'm looking around. 171 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,868 You're the guy from the diner who was staring at my ass. 172 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,371 No. To be fair, I was looking in your hands. 173 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,164 That's even weirder. 174 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,667 I'm just... 175 00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:19,044 Just looking for a gift. 176 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,170 For who? 177 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,713 For my dad. 178 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,884 Crystal unicorn and earrings. 179 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:27,719 Fabulous. 180 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:29,888 Sorry. 181 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,780 Fuck. 182 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:48,991 Fucked it up. 183 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:49,992 For the best. 184 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,034 Fucked it up. 185 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,392 So you're new in town. 186 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,728 You plan on staying in Hackett for a while? 187 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,396 Yeah, yeah, a little, little while, yeah. 188 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,648 Not too long, I hope. 189 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:25,569 And you said you have experience in a stockroom? 190 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,945 Yeah, yes, uh, two-- 191 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,198 two different grocery stores, it should be. 192 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,991 Oh, uh. 193 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,285 Hell, I don't even know why I bother with all this stuff. 194 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,746 I can't stand paperwork. 195 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:40,292 Look, you seem like a nice kid. 196 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,836 You don't have any tattoos on your face or anything. 197 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,672 And most important, you seem like you want the job. 198 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:46,757 Yeah. 199 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,467 Right now, it's just my daughter and I here, 200 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:49,801 and the holidays are a bitch. 201 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:50,969 Pardon my French. 202 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,638 If he only knew. 203 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,516 Um, Pam, Pam, Pamela's your daughter? 204 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:57,851 Yeah. 205 00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,603 You've met? 206 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,440 Oh, just, uh, just briefly. 207 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,192 We were-- I was shopping upstairs 208 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,361 and sorta chatted. 209 00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:08,862 Like, together? 210 00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:12,491 Uh, talked together, yeah. 211 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,618 I'm a very protective father, Billy. 212 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:21,583 Gotcha. 213 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,544 I'm kidding around. 214 00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,003 When can you start? 215 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,798 When do you need me? 216 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,551 Dean spoke fondly of you, 217 00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:32,594 said to fix you up with my best room. 218 00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:33,679 Yeah, he's a nice guy. 219 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,013 He just gave me a job. 220 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,726 You know, we dated for a while back in '82 before he met Ida. 221 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:41,395 Yeah. 222 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:43,730 He's the one that got away. 223 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,400 To be honest, I was a bit of a slut back then, 224 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,235 so it's no surprise he chose her. 225 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:54,408 Anyways, when you find that special someone, 226 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,659 don't let 'em go. 227 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,162 There we are, room six. 228 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:07,880 Holy shit. 229 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,883 It's very, very nice. 230 00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:14,261 If, uh, if that toilet keeps running, 231 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,554 jiggle the flusher. 232 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,724 Oh, and uh, if you have any other problems, 233 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,142 knock three times on the pipe. 234 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,310 I live right below. 235 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,644 I'm terrible with my mobile. 236 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,523 It's very nice. Thank you. 237 00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:37,075 What is wrong with this town? 238 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,995 Everyone is so nice. 239 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:41,872 It's refreshing. 240 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,209 I think staying here is a good idea. 241 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:47,753 How long? 242 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,421 I don't know. 243 00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,431 Just don't forget who you are 244 00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:01,975 and what you do. 245 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:20,077 ♪ Christmas is a feeling everybody knows ♪ 246 00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:24,289 ♪ Brings back an old man's childhood ♪ 247 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,417 ♪ Making angels in the snow ♪ 248 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,192 - Hey, new guy? - Yeah. 249 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,485 I need a pre-lit tree, 250 00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:55,571 a box of ornaments, and an angel, stat. 251 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,413 Well, get to it. 252 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:17,509 Anything else? 253 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:18,927 Uh, where's the angel? 254 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,679 Yeah. 255 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:27,644 What? 256 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,104 Why does the angel have to go at the top? 257 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:31,565 Why can't it go like, anywhere else, like... 258 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,361 ...here? 259 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,779 And that looks good to you? 260 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,406 Hmm. 261 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,532 Yeah, I didn't think so, new guy. 262 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:42,784 Do this, please. 263 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:49,208 It's uh, it's Billy. 264 00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:54,004 Billy? Okay. 265 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,052 Can I call you, "Bill"? 266 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,095 I just feel like I'm talking to a 5-year-old 267 00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:03,555 when I say Billy. 268 00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:07,726 Sure, yeah, whatever you say... 269 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,020 ...Pammy. 270 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,362 Okay, you win. 271 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,530 Billy, it is. 272 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:29,748 Jesus, here we go again. 273 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,545 Um... 274 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,588 I was just wondering if uh, 275 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:40,968 would you wanna go for like coffee with me sometime? 276 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:42,928 Those are the questions I prefer to ask. 277 00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:45,681 Unless you're a serial killer. 278 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:46,849 I'm a True Crime junkie, 279 00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:48,600 and I would have so many questions. 280 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,143 Oh. 281 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,104 Yeah, no. 282 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,146 Bummer. 283 00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:56,233 She's kind of a weirdo. 284 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,193 Shut up. 285 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,365 Uh, this fucking guy 286 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,741 won't leave me alone. 287 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:09,371 Fucking... 288 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,458 You're such a motherfucking stupid piece of shit. 289 00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:15,460 Fucking cunt! 290 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:22,634 It's fine. I just... 291 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:24,720 Hey, I got you. 292 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,054 Just keep doing what you're doing. 293 00:22:26,138 --> 00:22:27,222 I'll grab a broom. 294 00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:30,893 Holy shit. 295 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:39,568 I'm getting one of those feelings. 296 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,445 Keep your eyes open. 297 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,333 Yeah, the shop is looking beautiful. 298 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,834 You ready for Christmas? 299 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:56,877 George. 300 00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,045 And I have to tell you something. 301 00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:00,506 If I was 35 years younger, I'd be all over you. 302 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,467 George. 303 00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:06,261 Him. Tonight. 304 00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:07,846 We do him tonight. 305 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,232 Billy. 306 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:19,900 Billy. 307 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,862 - Are you okay? - Oh, yeah. 308 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:25,197 Sorry. 309 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,448 You okay? 310 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:28,826 I'm sorry. 311 00:23:29,827 --> 00:23:30,702 I'm really embarrassed. 312 00:23:30,828 --> 00:23:33,038 Um, I snap sometimes. 313 00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:38,544 My dad calls it, "EPD," explosive personality disorder. 314 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:41,046 Who's that guy? 315 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:44,341 Oh, that's George Vilmo. 316 00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:46,552 He's a sweetheart. He helps at the store sometimes. 317 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,554 I uh, I think he's a little lonely. 318 00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:50,806 I gotta tell you, Dean, 319 00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:53,892 it's the highlight of my holiday season every year. Honestly. 320 00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,018 Hey, we need to eat. 321 00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:02,312 Naughty. 322 00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:07,401 ♪ What a night of cheer this is ♪ 323 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:10,112 ♪ How grand it is to feel so merry ♪ 324 00:26:10,195 --> 00:26:15,242 ♪ Life is very gay when people catch the Christmas fever ♪ 325 00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:16,493 ♪ On the warmest winter evening ♪ 326 00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:19,538 ♪ On the warmest winter evening of ♪ 327 00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:24,376 ♪ Evening of the year ♪ 328 00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:28,380 Three more days. 329 00:27:58,512 --> 00:27:59,972 She's amazing, isn't she? 330 00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:03,517 She has a real knack for this sort of thing. 331 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:05,477 She's very lucky. 332 00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:07,771 What do you mean? 333 00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:10,440 Well, I mean, I know I look great, son, 334 00:28:10,524 --> 00:28:11,942 but I'm not gonna be around forever. 335 00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:17,030 One day, all of this will be hers. 336 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:28,417 Carry on. 337 00:28:32,963 --> 00:28:34,006 Uh, hey, Agnes. 338 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,340 It's me uh, Billy. 339 00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:36,508 I'm just calling. 340 00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:39,386 It seems we're low on the woodwicked candles, uh, 341 00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:41,346 the Christmas forest kind. 342 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:42,681 So if you could send another box. 343 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,224 PO is 313. 344 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:45,726 Thanks. 345 00:28:47,436 --> 00:28:48,812 -Hi. -Hi. 346 00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:50,522 Uh, my sister got called into work, 347 00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:52,900 so I'm gonna take my nephew to hockey practice. 348 00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:53,942 You wanna come? 349 00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:55,694 What about the shop? 350 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:56,945 My dad's gonna be here. 351 00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,156 Okay. 352 00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:03,035 -Okay. Yeah. -Do you wanna go? Yeah? 353 00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:04,870 Okay, let's go. 354 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,668 So your sister, she doesn't work at the store ever? 355 00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:13,754 No. 356 00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:16,423 It being named after my mom, it just-- it isn't her thing. 357 00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:23,764 My uh, my mom died when we were little. 358 00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:26,141 She had a seizure while she was driving. 359 00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:27,267 Pow. 360 00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:30,604 I'm sorry. 361 00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:33,440 I just think it hurts her too much to be there. 362 00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:37,528 Pam, Billy, look at this. 363 00:29:38,487 --> 00:29:41,490 Oh, fuck yes. 364 00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:46,578 You're okay with it, right? The shop and everything? 365 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,873 I mean, I'm the heiress. 366 00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:54,294 It's what my dad wants and uh, 367 00:29:54,419 --> 00:29:56,088 I know it'll make him happy, so... 368 00:29:57,047 --> 00:29:57,923 What about you? 369 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:02,344 Kinda been drifting my whole life, 370 00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:03,762 since I was eight years old. 371 00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:06,014 Yeah, I don't know. 372 00:30:06,098 --> 00:30:09,101 I guess, I think I'm kinda just ready to settle down, 373 00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:10,686 you know? 374 00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:13,856 Nice house, cute little wife, couple kids, minivan? 375 00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:18,151 Yeah, why not? 376 00:30:21,572 --> 00:30:22,781 Bowden, tighten up. 377 00:30:22,865 --> 00:30:25,325 You're playing like fucking garbage. 378 00:30:25,868 --> 00:30:26,910 Lazy fuck. 379 00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:29,037 Her. 380 00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:31,373 Not right now. 381 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:33,458 Yes, now. Her. 382 00:30:34,126 --> 00:30:35,335 I'm not in the mood. 383 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,337 I don't care. Look at her. 384 00:30:37,838 --> 00:30:39,006 Pink coat. 385 00:30:39,131 --> 00:30:40,090 She has a kid. 386 00:30:40,132 --> 00:30:41,300 Yeah, by the looks of it, 387 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:42,885 you'd be doing him a favor. 388 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:48,640 You know Delphine? 389 00:30:48,974 --> 00:30:51,185 -Hm? -Delphine Anderson? 390 00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:52,644 Pink coat lady. 391 00:30:52,728 --> 00:30:54,313 Oh, no. No, I don't. 392 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:55,314 No. 393 00:30:57,107 --> 00:30:59,276 Seems like you want to. I-- I can introduce you. 394 00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:00,277 Oh, that's okay. 395 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,528 - That's-- - Delphine! 396 00:31:02,905 --> 00:31:05,324 Hm, this will be interesting. 397 00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:06,325 Hey, Pam. 398 00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:07,326 Hey, Del. 399 00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:08,827 I uh, wanna introduce you to Billy. 400 00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:10,162 He's the new hire at the store. 401 00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:12,414 I see. 402 00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:14,082 Pleased to meet you. 403 00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:19,671 Uh, I'll be right back. 404 00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:27,012 It's okay. I know what you're thinking. 405 00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:40,734 Hey! 406 00:31:44,613 --> 00:31:45,697 Yo, Tommy. 407 00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:48,617 Tommy, yo, Tommy. Tommy man. 408 00:31:49,284 --> 00:31:50,619 Stop, stop. 409 00:31:54,331 --> 00:31:55,290 Excuse me. 410 00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:02,005 Stop it. 411 00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:09,054 Liam? Liam, what happened? 412 00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:11,723 They said my stick was for girls because it was pink 413 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:13,976 and they said only fags wear figure skates. 414 00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:16,019 Then they pushed me and said the Snatcher 415 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:19,356 would get me, because the Snatcher looks girly. 416 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:21,441 God, fuck. I'm sorry. 417 00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:25,529 Hey, hey, hey! What the hell? 418 00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:28,740 Where were you? 419 00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:30,951 They jumped him and called him, a "fag." 420 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:32,911 They're boys. They're messing around. 421 00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:34,371 Messing-- Oh, they're messing around? 422 00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:35,747 -Mess around with me, motherfucker. -Hey, hey. 423 00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:37,749 How about that? Let's go. I will fuck you up! 424 00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,168 Get this bitch out of my barn. 425 00:32:39,251 --> 00:32:40,252 Oh, I'm a bitch? 426 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:42,462 I'll burn your fucking house down! 427 00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:47,384 You got any nines? 428 00:32:47,426 --> 00:32:48,594 Go fish. 429 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,432 Is your auntie always like this? 430 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:56,143 Not always. Only when she gets mad. 431 00:32:57,603 --> 00:32:59,354 She has always been a little bit of a pipe bomb. 432 00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:03,901 Sometimes it seems like there's another person 433 00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:05,068 inside of her. 434 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:08,906 Who's the Snatcher? 435 00:33:08,989 --> 00:33:10,657 He steals kids. 436 00:33:10,741 --> 00:33:13,577 Liam, there is no Snatcher. 437 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:19,124 It's just a-- a kind of an urban legend around here. 438 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:23,629 Though recently it has felt a little too close to home. 439 00:33:26,298 --> 00:33:28,967 Couple towns in the county have had some kids go missing. 440 00:33:30,802 --> 00:33:33,805 But thankfully, yeah, Hackett hasn't made it up on that wall. 441 00:33:56,453 --> 00:33:57,496 Max. 442 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:00,290 Hey, Pammy. 443 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:02,751 What are you doing here? 444 00:34:02,835 --> 00:34:04,127 Well, you know the guys at the station 445 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:06,004 uh, we-- we stay in touch so... 446 00:34:07,172 --> 00:34:10,843 They called me and, uh, got here as soon as I could. 447 00:34:19,393 --> 00:34:22,980 So, um, still doing this kinda stuff? 448 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:23,981 Yep. 449 00:34:24,565 --> 00:34:26,900 Beating up kids now? 450 00:34:26,984 --> 00:34:28,151 They deserved it. 451 00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:34,950 Okay, well, uh, you're free to go. 452 00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:39,037 What do you mean? 453 00:34:39,163 --> 00:34:40,164 You can go. 454 00:34:41,665 --> 00:34:42,833 So you did your cop thing? 455 00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:45,711 Yeah. Yeah, I did my cop thing. 456 00:34:46,545 --> 00:34:47,546 You're welcome. 457 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:51,508 Lucky for you the, uh, parents aren't pressing charges. 458 00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:53,218 Said if the boys did what you say they did, 459 00:34:53,302 --> 00:34:55,053 then they deserved it, so... 460 00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:57,764 Thank God, there's still good parenting out there, huh? 461 00:34:57,890 --> 00:34:58,891 Got it. 462 00:35:09,193 --> 00:35:10,277 Look at me. 463 00:35:18,494 --> 00:35:20,078 You're not answering any of my-- 464 00:35:20,162 --> 00:35:21,580 You punched me in the face. 465 00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:23,248 You know I didn't mean to. 466 00:35:23,373 --> 00:35:24,416 It's over. 467 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:26,877 You don't get a second chance. 468 00:35:27,586 --> 00:35:28,754 Get over it, Max. 469 00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:08,252 I miss you. 470 00:36:30,524 --> 00:36:32,234 - An hour away. - Oh, wow. 471 00:36:32,317 --> 00:36:34,027 - The Whiteshell? - Yeah. 472 00:36:34,111 --> 00:36:35,654 - Yeah, the Whiteshell. - The Whiteshell. 473 00:36:35,737 --> 00:36:37,072 I like going to West Hawk. 474 00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:39,032 Oh. 475 00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:41,743 Tell him about his... 476 00:36:42,452 --> 00:36:43,954 Jesus, sweetheart. 477 00:36:47,457 --> 00:36:49,293 Oh, what the hell were you thinking? 478 00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:50,711 I'm fine, Dad. Thanks for asking. 479 00:36:50,836 --> 00:36:51,837 I'm sorry. 480 00:36:51,879 --> 00:36:53,005 Billy... 481 00:36:53,046 --> 00:36:54,381 I'm getting one of those feelings. 482 00:36:54,506 --> 00:36:55,340 Not now. 483 00:36:55,841 --> 00:36:57,843 Just keep your eyes open. 484 00:36:58,552 --> 00:36:59,511 Hi. 485 00:36:59,595 --> 00:37:02,097 Me and Billy played cards and I won. 486 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:03,932 Wow. 487 00:37:04,016 --> 00:37:05,559 Lucky you. 488 00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:09,479 So, did I hear ice cream? 489 00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:10,355 Yeah. 490 00:37:10,564 --> 00:37:11,857 I heard ice cream, too. We should get ice cream. 491 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,734 Ice cream. 492 00:37:32,711 --> 00:37:34,213 - I really think-- - I wanted to-- 493 00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:36,507 -Sorry, you go. -No, uh... 494 00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:42,054 Thank you very much for everything today. 495 00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:46,725 Sometimes I feel like that, um, the anger-- 496 00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:47,893 The EPD? 497 00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:52,523 Yes. I-- I feel like it's an escape. 498 00:37:52,606 --> 00:37:54,024 Like it's the only thing I have control over. 499 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:57,236 And I know that that probably sounds psychotic. 500 00:37:57,319 --> 00:37:58,529 No. 501 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,618 Am I a bad person? 502 00:38:04,701 --> 00:38:05,577 No. 503 00:38:06,203 --> 00:38:08,330 No, I can-- can tell you right now 504 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:10,874 that you are definitely not a bad person. 505 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:15,921 I almost bit a kid's nose off in third grade. 506 00:38:16,755 --> 00:38:19,132 You see? That's what I'm saying. 507 00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:20,133 I know I'm a bad person. 508 00:38:20,259 --> 00:38:21,802 Just doing a bad thing is different 509 00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:23,470 than being a bad person. 510 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:25,806 Good people do bad things. 511 00:38:25,931 --> 00:38:27,099 I, uh, hate to break up 512 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,643 the love fest here, but we gotta get going. 513 00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:33,981 Okay. Your turn. 514 00:38:35,315 --> 00:38:36,942 Mine's not as mushy as yours. 515 00:38:37,025 --> 00:38:38,402 Mushy? No. 516 00:38:38,902 --> 00:38:40,070 That was not mushy. 517 00:38:40,154 --> 00:38:41,071 Bad person is different 518 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,739 - than doing a bad thing. - A little mushy, though. 519 00:38:42,823 --> 00:38:44,158 Is that what you just said? 520 00:38:44,658 --> 00:38:45,534 That's mushy. 521 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:47,953 No. 522 00:38:48,078 --> 00:38:50,747 I hate mushy, so lay it on me. 523 00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:52,749 Okay, here it goes. 524 00:38:57,462 --> 00:38:58,589 Can I borrow your car? 525 00:39:01,842 --> 00:39:03,844 Wow. Yeah, you're right. 526 00:39:03,969 --> 00:39:06,054 That wasn't mushy. That was tacky as fuck. 527 00:39:06,138 --> 00:39:08,140 Yeah, it was tacky. You don't have to give me the-- 528 00:39:08,182 --> 00:39:09,516 No, it's fine. Go for it. 529 00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:14,354 You know, I'm gonna figure out what's going on in there. 530 00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:16,815 I'm gonna do it. 531 00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:20,777 So what's up? 532 00:39:20,861 --> 00:39:22,654 You got a hot date with Delphine? 533 00:39:22,738 --> 00:39:25,991 Oh, yeah. You, uh-- You have no idea. 534 00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:36,585 How far is this place? 535 00:39:36,668 --> 00:39:37,961 Just keep on this road. 536 00:39:38,003 --> 00:39:39,296 We're getting warmer. 537 00:39:41,465 --> 00:39:42,508 I've been driving for, like, an hour. 538 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:49,681 ♪ So let us have a very merry Christmas ♪ 539 00:39:50,682 --> 00:39:54,311 ♪ Good love and joy and good wishes ♪ 540 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:56,188 What is going on here? 541 00:39:58,690 --> 00:40:01,610 Yeah. Let's scope it out first. 542 00:40:02,778 --> 00:40:05,364 ♪ A very merry Christmas 543 00:40:11,995 --> 00:40:13,163 You packing, Santa? 544 00:40:21,213 --> 00:40:22,256 You're good to go. 545 00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:30,430 ♪ Santa is my bitch 546 00:40:30,556 --> 00:40:32,140 ♪ And I tell him where the party at ♪ 547 00:40:32,224 --> 00:40:33,392 ♪ I'm gonna get my wish ♪ 548 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:35,394 ♪ When I'm sitting on your daddy ass ♪ 549 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:36,436 ♪ I do what I want ♪ 550 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,397 ♪ So then fuck getting famous ♪ 551 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,398 ♪ Jingle on your boots ♪ 552 00:40:39,481 --> 00:40:41,525 ♪ So I'm motherfucking famous ♪ 553 00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:44,695 This I did not expect. 554 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:48,949 Let's just find her and get this over with. 555 00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:50,033 Agreed. 556 00:40:50,534 --> 00:40:53,579 We are pilgrims in an unholy land. 557 00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:10,596 Hello? 558 00:41:12,264 --> 00:41:13,599 Hello, everyone. 559 00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:18,228 First off, I wanna thank you all for coming out tonight. 560 00:41:18,854 --> 00:41:20,522 This is the third annual 561 00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:24,276 I'm Dreaming of a White Power Christmas party. 562 00:41:26,695 --> 00:41:28,906 I know, right? Heil! 563 00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:30,616 Heil! 564 00:41:31,408 --> 00:41:32,659 Tonight is the night 565 00:41:32,743 --> 00:41:35,704 where we get to show our true colors, 566 00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:38,916 who we really are inside. 567 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:41,293 Something the world makes us hide. 568 00:41:41,919 --> 00:41:44,630 makes us feel shame. 569 00:41:45,631 --> 00:41:48,300 We shouldn't have to feel shame for what we believe, 570 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,054 for wanting a better America for our children. 571 00:41:52,638 --> 00:41:56,975 No, tonight we remind ourselves 572 00:41:57,017 --> 00:42:00,187 that Christmas is still a white Christian holiday 573 00:42:00,270 --> 00:42:03,565 that no one can take away from us. 574 00:42:04,525 --> 00:42:08,570 So, grab a drink, make out with someone 575 00:42:08,654 --> 00:42:13,742 under the mistletoe, and have some fucking fun. 576 00:42:14,451 --> 00:42:15,661 Heil! 577 00:42:19,248 --> 00:42:21,625 Okay. So, what are we thinking? 578 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:24,294 Stakeout? Wait for her to use the john? 579 00:42:24,837 --> 00:42:26,672 No. We kill 'em all. 580 00:42:26,797 --> 00:42:28,215 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. 581 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:29,550 Let's talk about this. 582 00:42:32,010 --> 00:42:33,512 Nothing to talk about. 583 00:42:33,554 --> 00:42:35,013 For Christ's sake, 584 00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:36,557 at least get a gun. 585 00:42:37,182 --> 00:42:38,433 Guns are for pussies. 586 00:42:43,063 --> 00:42:45,148 Hey, Santa, you want me to check that out-- 587 00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:23,520 ♪ So exciting to know he's near ♪ 588 00:43:23,604 --> 00:43:27,608 ♪ Can hardly wait, he's almost here ♪ 589 00:43:29,776 --> 00:43:32,362 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's looking for you ♪ 590 00:43:33,614 --> 00:43:36,200 ♪ Sleigh rider, what you gonna do? ♪ 591 00:43:36,867 --> 00:43:39,745 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's got a surprise ♪ 592 00:43:39,828 --> 00:43:42,080 ♪ Tomorrow comes ♪ 593 00:43:42,206 --> 00:43:44,917 ♪ You won't believe your eyes ♪ 594 00:43:51,924 --> 00:43:54,051 ♪ These bells, they say jingle and sway ♪ 595 00:44:04,102 --> 00:44:06,772 ♪ And a sound 596 00:44:06,855 --> 00:44:10,984 ♪ Of a sleigh rider, he's looking for you ♪ 597 00:44:11,693 --> 00:44:14,988 ♪ Sleigh rider, what you gonna do? ♪ 598 00:44:15,072 --> 00:44:18,033 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's got a surprise ♪ 599 00:44:19,535 --> 00:44:21,119 What the shit? 600 00:44:56,405 --> 00:45:01,201 ♪ Oh, he's a sleigh rider, he's looking for you ♪ 601 00:45:02,995 --> 00:45:05,455 ♪ Sleigh rider, what you gonna do? ♪ 602 00:45:05,998 --> 00:45:09,001 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's got a surprise ♪ 603 00:45:09,126 --> 00:45:11,211 ♪ Tomorrow comes ♪ 604 00:45:11,336 --> 00:45:14,548 ♪ You won't believe your eyes ♪ 605 00:45:23,348 --> 00:45:24,516 Oh, shit. 606 00:45:28,228 --> 00:45:29,271 God. 607 00:45:33,484 --> 00:45:34,401 Don't worry, kid. 608 00:45:36,612 --> 00:45:38,071 I know where she's going. 609 00:46:09,353 --> 00:46:10,562 Punish. 610 00:47:38,442 --> 00:47:39,526 Fuck. 611 00:47:41,403 --> 00:47:43,572 Oh, fuck! 612 00:48:15,729 --> 00:48:17,397 We almost died tonight. 613 00:48:18,398 --> 00:48:20,234 Yeah, but we didn't. 614 00:48:20,317 --> 00:48:22,945 It was reckless. Stupid. 615 00:48:24,613 --> 00:48:25,781 You wanted me to keep going? 616 00:48:25,864 --> 00:48:27,658 Yeah, with a gun. 617 00:48:28,617 --> 00:48:30,118 I'm sorry, I have principles. 618 00:48:30,202 --> 00:48:31,703 Principles, my ass. 619 00:48:31,787 --> 00:48:33,455 That was about control. 620 00:48:33,539 --> 00:48:35,791 You just wanted to do it your way. 621 00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:39,878 Yeah, fine. Maybe you're right. 622 00:48:40,879 --> 00:48:42,381 Uh, look... 623 00:48:42,506 --> 00:48:45,551 just don't wanna see you get killed. 624 00:48:47,052 --> 00:48:48,095 Oh, fuck! 625 00:48:50,222 --> 00:48:51,265 Oh, fuck. 626 00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:53,892 Hmm, good luck with that one. 627 00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:07,656 Okay, good choice. Okay. 628 00:49:08,824 --> 00:49:12,077 Merry Christmas and take care. 629 00:49:12,161 --> 00:49:13,579 Sorry, I'm late. 630 00:49:13,662 --> 00:49:17,374 Oh, thank God you're here. What happened to your face? 631 00:49:17,416 --> 00:49:18,417 What? 632 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:21,003 Your f-- You know what? 633 00:49:21,086 --> 00:49:23,964 It's none of my business. Uh, I'm sorry. 634 00:49:24,089 --> 00:49:25,716 I have a bit of a problem. 635 00:49:25,757 --> 00:49:26,925 What's up? 636 00:49:26,967 --> 00:49:28,385 Santa didn't show. 637 00:49:28,427 --> 00:49:30,012 George was supposed to be here like an hour ago, 638 00:49:30,095 --> 00:49:31,430 and I've called him, and I've called him. 639 00:49:31,471 --> 00:49:33,515 I even asked Claire from the bakery to go down to his house, 640 00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:36,268 -and there's no answer there. -Sorry, this, um George... 641 00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:38,103 George, the guy that you were talking to 642 00:49:38,187 --> 00:49:39,104 the other day? 643 00:49:39,229 --> 00:49:41,356 George Vilmo. He does Santa for us every year. 644 00:49:42,024 --> 00:49:43,025 Could your dad do it? 645 00:49:43,108 --> 00:49:44,443 No. Not gonna happen. 646 00:49:44,526 --> 00:49:45,819 Not since the pooping incident. 647 00:49:46,361 --> 00:49:47,446 Pooping incident? 648 00:49:47,946 --> 00:49:49,031 Can you do it? 649 00:49:49,823 --> 00:49:51,867 I would appreciate it greatly, son. 650 00:49:52,618 --> 00:49:54,620 No. Tell her no. 651 00:49:54,703 --> 00:49:56,622 I know it's not your job, but it would mean a lot, 652 00:49:56,747 --> 00:49:58,081 especially to me. 653 00:49:58,123 --> 00:49:59,291 Billy, you put that suit on 654 00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:01,752 head to toe, you're gonna lose control. 655 00:50:04,630 --> 00:50:05,631 Where's the suit? 656 00:50:05,672 --> 00:50:06,965 Oh, thank you, Billy. 657 00:50:08,509 --> 00:50:10,594 Okay, it's in the back office. 658 00:50:10,636 --> 00:50:12,554 Do you, uh, do you know what you're doing? 659 00:50:12,638 --> 00:50:14,139 I assume you've never been Santa before. 660 00:50:15,390 --> 00:50:16,558 Uh... 661 00:50:20,562 --> 00:50:21,730 What are you doing? 662 00:50:22,397 --> 00:50:23,565 I got this. 663 00:50:23,649 --> 00:50:25,234 This is more powerful than you know. 664 00:50:25,317 --> 00:50:27,319 Trust me, I have been here before. 665 00:50:27,402 --> 00:50:28,487 I'm not you. 666 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:02,312 Okay, who's excited to meet Santa? 667 00:51:04,857 --> 00:51:06,900 Jesus, this is gonna be bad. 668 00:51:08,110 --> 00:51:10,028 Ah! That's it. 669 00:51:10,612 --> 00:51:12,197 Okay, Celia, look over here, baby. 670 00:51:12,281 --> 00:51:13,740 Smile. Ooh. 671 00:51:35,220 --> 00:51:36,430 Billy, listen to me. 672 00:51:37,097 --> 00:51:39,266 You're not going to kill this little girl. 673 00:51:39,391 --> 00:51:42,728 You hear me? That's not what Billy would do. 674 00:51:44,146 --> 00:51:45,397 Billy, Billy. 675 00:51:45,981 --> 00:51:48,108 I need you to forget what you are. 676 00:51:48,942 --> 00:51:52,446 Forget what you do. Do exactly what I say, okay? 677 00:51:53,155 --> 00:51:57,826 Just follow me, buddy. Follow me. 678 00:52:00,162 --> 00:52:02,164 Hello, little girl. What's your name? 679 00:52:03,373 --> 00:52:04,750 So, what's your name? 680 00:52:04,875 --> 00:52:05,834 Celia. 681 00:52:05,918 --> 00:52:07,419 What a pretty name. 682 00:52:07,503 --> 00:52:08,629 Tell me, Celia, 683 00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:11,548 have you been a good girl this year? 684 00:52:12,424 --> 00:52:13,467 You been a good girl 685 00:52:13,592 --> 00:52:14,635 this year, Celia? 686 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,846 Yes, well, except this one time. 687 00:52:17,930 --> 00:52:21,016 I was mad at my mom, and I throw a banana at her, 688 00:52:21,099 --> 00:52:22,267 but I said sorry. 689 00:52:22,351 --> 00:52:24,561 Oh, I am so happy to hear that. 690 00:52:25,103 --> 00:52:27,064 Is there something special you'd like for Christmas? 691 00:52:27,606 --> 00:52:28,941 A pink skateboard. 692 00:52:29,483 --> 00:52:32,486 Oh, boy. You're a skater? 693 00:52:32,986 --> 00:52:34,112 Yeah. 694 00:52:34,196 --> 00:52:35,280 And, uh, 695 00:52:35,364 --> 00:52:36,782 what about we get you a helmet, 696 00:52:36,865 --> 00:52:39,451 so you don't dent that noggin of yours? 697 00:52:39,535 --> 00:52:40,953 A pink one? 698 00:52:41,036 --> 00:52:42,371 A pink one. 699 00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,919 Merry Christmas. 700 00:52:48,961 --> 00:52:51,296 Uh, you got it from here, kid. 701 00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:52,464 You can do this. 702 00:52:53,632 --> 00:52:54,633 He's pretty good. 703 00:52:56,301 --> 00:52:57,636 Yeah, he's um... 704 00:52:59,471 --> 00:53:01,473 -Yeah, nice, you know. -Mmhmm. 705 00:53:08,689 --> 00:53:10,816 Santa, what happened to your face? 706 00:53:10,899 --> 00:53:15,737 Oh, um, Rudolph got a little frisky last night. 707 00:53:19,741 --> 00:53:20,909 He's so sweet. 708 00:53:23,162 --> 00:53:24,746 I remember taking you to Santa. 709 00:53:31,170 --> 00:53:32,004 Kid... 710 00:53:32,171 --> 00:53:34,131 I'm getting one of those feelings again. 711 00:53:34,173 --> 00:53:35,549 Not now, Charlie. 712 00:53:35,674 --> 00:53:37,342 I know, I know. I just-- 713 00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:38,677 I said not fucking now. 714 00:53:39,845 --> 00:53:41,555 Just scan the crowd quick. 715 00:53:54,193 --> 00:53:55,861 So what do you want for Christmas, bud? 716 00:53:55,944 --> 00:53:56,945 A bike. 717 00:54:12,377 --> 00:54:13,420 Thank you. 718 00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:16,507 Sure. 719 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,428 What? What's wrong? 720 00:54:21,553 --> 00:54:22,888 Do I need to remind you 721 00:54:22,971 --> 00:54:24,223 what we do again? 722 00:54:25,390 --> 00:54:26,558 I'm aware. 723 00:54:26,642 --> 00:54:28,602 And what happens if we don't? 724 00:54:32,314 --> 00:54:33,440 Say it. 725 00:54:34,608 --> 00:54:35,651 I don't wanna say it. 726 00:54:36,944 --> 00:54:38,695 Let's say it together then. 727 00:54:38,779 --> 00:54:39,780 I don't wanna say it together. 728 00:54:39,863 --> 00:54:41,824 Fine, then I'll say it. 729 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,703 Someone else dies, and we don't get to choose. 730 00:54:47,329 --> 00:54:49,164 You wanna talk about control, bub? 731 00:54:49,248 --> 00:54:53,252 Who would you rather it be? A Nazi or a nine-year-old girl? 732 00:54:53,335 --> 00:54:54,586 A killer or a mom with a-- 733 00:54:54,628 --> 00:54:56,964 Yeah, I get it. I fucking get it. 734 00:54:57,089 --> 00:54:59,216 I don't think you do. 735 00:54:59,758 --> 00:55:01,426 Now's not the time to break 736 00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:03,428 a perfect 10 year killing streak. 737 00:55:11,937 --> 00:55:12,980 You hear what I said? 738 00:55:13,063 --> 00:55:14,189 Shh. 739 00:55:16,984 --> 00:55:18,152 Hello? 740 00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:23,282 Hello? 741 00:55:53,353 --> 00:55:54,730 Wait, wait. 742 00:56:18,462 --> 00:56:22,341 Wait, wait, wait. Keep it on. 743 00:56:57,668 --> 00:56:58,877 I wanna stay with you. 744 00:57:02,381 --> 00:57:03,715 I wanna go where you go. 745 00:57:11,557 --> 00:57:12,891 I made you something. 746 00:57:29,324 --> 00:57:30,409 You like it? 747 00:57:31,994 --> 00:57:32,911 How'd you... 748 00:57:34,746 --> 00:57:36,039 I learned from the best. 749 00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:41,712 See, the angel can go anywhere she wants. 750 00:57:45,257 --> 00:57:46,425 That's cheesy as fuck. 751 00:57:48,260 --> 00:57:49,428 I worked hard on that. 752 00:57:51,930 --> 00:57:52,931 It's beautiful. 753 00:57:55,934 --> 00:58:01,899 ♪ Yeah, this is the time for love and care ♪ 754 00:58:08,906 --> 00:58:10,741 Dad! We're here. 755 00:58:11,909 --> 00:58:13,619 Will you put this in the kitchen, please? 756 00:58:14,786 --> 00:58:15,746 Ugh. 757 00:58:16,872 --> 00:58:17,915 Go, go. 758 00:58:22,294 --> 00:58:26,465 ♪ This time of the year ♪ 759 00:58:29,635 --> 00:58:31,970 ♪ This time 760 00:58:33,472 --> 00:58:35,140 Ugh, what died in here? 761 00:58:37,059 --> 00:58:39,645 ♪ Of the year 762 00:58:39,728 --> 00:58:41,814 Hey, come help me out in here. 763 00:58:41,897 --> 00:58:44,149 Xavier, will you put that thing down, please? 764 00:59:25,315 --> 00:59:26,567 When was the last time 765 00:59:26,650 --> 00:59:27,526 you saw him? 766 00:59:27,609 --> 00:59:29,653 Uh, just the other day. 767 00:59:29,736 --> 00:59:31,196 He was-- he was-- he was here. 768 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,991 He was-- he was in the store. 769 00:59:34,491 --> 00:59:35,868 They found George. 770 00:59:35,951 --> 00:59:37,119 We were-- we were talking... 771 00:59:37,202 --> 00:59:39,288 His daughter and grandson, they-- 772 00:59:39,371 --> 00:59:42,666 They found his body. He was murdered. 773 00:59:48,088 --> 00:59:50,048 And that's not even the craziest part. 774 00:59:51,884 --> 00:59:56,889 They found Gail, his wife, rolled up in a rug, 775 00:59:58,557 --> 01:00:01,059 tucked away in a crawl space in his basement. 776 01:00:05,772 --> 01:00:07,566 They said he murdered her. 777 01:00:10,319 --> 01:00:12,029 Stabbed her to death. 778 01:00:12,529 --> 01:00:14,490 I talked to him all the time. I-- 779 01:00:15,949 --> 01:00:20,871 He-- he was-- he was so sweet. I-- I thought I knew him. 780 01:00:31,089 --> 01:00:32,758 Who's that over there? 781 01:00:32,883 --> 01:00:34,092 It really makes you wonder. 782 01:00:35,427 --> 01:00:37,679 Uh, that's, uh, that's Billy. 783 01:00:38,305 --> 01:00:39,681 Who else you know who could be-- 784 01:00:39,765 --> 01:00:41,433 - He's new. - Hiding something so evil... 785 01:00:41,475 --> 01:00:42,601 He's a good kid. 786 01:00:42,643 --> 01:00:43,811 In plain sight? 787 01:00:48,148 --> 01:00:49,775 When did you last see Mr. Vilmo? 788 01:00:53,445 --> 01:00:54,488 Let's see. 789 01:00:54,571 --> 01:00:58,909 Uh, started work here on the 20th, so, uh... 790 01:01:00,369 --> 01:01:01,703 So, yeah, the-- the 20th. 791 01:01:01,787 --> 01:01:02,955 And you spoke with him? 792 01:01:03,038 --> 01:01:04,122 No. 793 01:01:04,206 --> 01:01:05,374 I didn't interact with him. 794 01:01:05,457 --> 01:01:06,959 I just saw him. 795 01:01:07,459 --> 01:01:08,961 Where are you from, Bill? 796 01:01:09,586 --> 01:01:11,505 Bar-- Baraboo, Wisconsin. 797 01:01:11,630 --> 01:01:13,465 Oh, yeah. Circus Museum. 798 01:01:13,507 --> 01:01:14,800 I got family in Milwaukee. 799 01:01:14,925 --> 01:01:15,968 That's great. 800 01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:18,720 How long you been in Hackett? 801 01:01:20,305 --> 01:01:21,890 Few days. 802 01:01:21,974 --> 01:01:23,809 Ah. A few? 803 01:01:23,851 --> 01:01:24,977 Three? Five? 804 01:01:25,018 --> 01:01:26,186 Three. 805 01:01:26,687 --> 01:01:27,563 Ah. 806 01:01:28,147 --> 01:01:29,356 How'd you get that? 807 01:01:29,439 --> 01:01:30,357 What? 808 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:31,358 The shiner. 809 01:01:31,441 --> 01:01:32,943 Oh, a box. 810 01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:37,823 I work in the stockroom. 811 01:01:37,906 --> 01:01:39,533 Pulled down a box, it came down and went... 812 01:01:40,742 --> 01:01:42,452 Got me pretty good, so. 813 01:01:44,163 --> 01:01:45,497 I think we're good here, Bill. 814 01:01:45,622 --> 01:01:47,124 Uh, thanks for taking the time. 815 01:01:47,499 --> 01:01:48,959 Oh, hey. 816 01:01:49,001 --> 01:01:50,836 You happen to know a Delphine Anderson, do you? 817 01:01:51,962 --> 01:01:53,005 Delphine? 818 01:01:53,130 --> 01:01:57,050 Um, no, no, not-- not off the top of my head. 819 01:02:02,181 --> 01:02:03,348 Hm. 820 01:02:05,851 --> 01:02:07,853 The noose is tightening. 821 01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:11,690 They're gonna figure it out. 822 01:02:11,773 --> 01:02:13,442 There are cops everywhere, 823 01:02:13,525 --> 01:02:16,153 and you missed a fucking day in the book. 824 01:02:18,155 --> 01:02:23,952 Yeah. But nothing happened. 825 01:02:31,168 --> 01:02:32,544 You saw that new missing child 826 01:02:32,628 --> 01:02:33,879 photo at the store? 827 01:02:34,004 --> 01:02:35,047 Unrelated. 828 01:02:35,088 --> 01:02:36,089 You're wrong, 829 01:02:36,215 --> 01:02:37,716 and you know you're wrong. 830 01:02:37,758 --> 01:02:40,552 I hate to break it to you, pal, but we've got to get out of town 831 01:02:40,594 --> 01:02:42,888 and find someone to kill tonight, 832 01:02:44,056 --> 01:02:46,058 or you're going to miss another day 833 01:02:46,099 --> 01:02:49,228 and someone who wasn't supposed to die, will die. 834 01:02:49,728 --> 01:02:51,563 Innocent people die every day, Charlie. 835 01:02:51,647 --> 01:02:52,898 Hm. 836 01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:55,359 What happens when it's someone you know? 837 01:02:55,442 --> 01:02:58,987 Someone you care about? And you could've stopped it. 838 01:03:00,113 --> 01:03:02,825 This town is fucked up, and I know it-- 839 01:03:02,908 --> 01:03:05,244 The whole world is fucked up, Charlie, 840 01:03:05,327 --> 01:03:07,246 and I can't do anything about it. 841 01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:10,082 I didn't want this. I didn't choose this. 842 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:13,418 I got a taste of something different, 843 01:03:15,254 --> 01:03:17,756 something good, something real. 844 01:03:19,591 --> 01:03:24,930 Being Santa for those kids being with Pam. 845 01:03:26,473 --> 01:03:27,599 That's what I want. 846 01:03:29,143 --> 01:03:30,477 Did you say something? 847 01:03:32,938 --> 01:03:34,022 No. 848 01:03:43,365 --> 01:03:45,159 This episode is fucked up. 849 01:03:46,076 --> 01:03:47,327 As newspapers realize 850 01:03:47,411 --> 01:03:48,579 that there's a strangler 851 01:03:48,620 --> 01:03:50,122 on the loose, the story becomes-- 852 01:03:50,247 --> 01:03:51,748 What happens when she finds out 853 01:03:51,790 --> 01:03:52,958 what you do? 854 01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:54,293 There's this entity 855 01:03:54,418 --> 01:03:55,711 committing these crimes... 856 01:04:12,227 --> 01:04:14,688 You know what? Fuck it. 857 01:04:27,576 --> 01:04:30,662 ♪ Silent night 858 01:04:32,664 --> 01:04:34,249 ♪ Holy night ♪ 859 01:04:37,294 --> 01:04:44,134 ♪ All is calm All is bright ♪ 860 01:04:46,678 --> 01:04:53,060 ♪ Round yon Virgin Mother and Child ♪ 861 01:04:55,187 --> 01:04:56,438 Someone there? 862 01:04:56,522 --> 01:05:03,487 ♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪ 863 01:05:05,489 --> 01:05:11,870 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace 864 01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,377 Jesus! 865 01:05:19,378 --> 01:05:20,546 Oh, my God. Son! 866 01:05:20,587 --> 01:05:22,756 I'll get you out, so don't-- don't-- don't worry. 867 01:05:22,881 --> 01:05:25,217 I'll get you-- I'll get you out. I'll get you out. 868 01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:32,975 Okay, don't you worry, Tommy. 869 01:05:33,058 --> 01:05:34,893 I'm gonna, I'm gonna call for help, okay? 870 01:05:36,103 --> 01:05:38,313 I'm gonna get you out, I'm gonna call for help. 871 01:05:41,817 --> 01:05:42,901 I know, son. 872 01:05:47,614 --> 01:05:53,537 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 873 01:06:08,635 --> 01:06:13,098 ♪ Silent night 874 01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:17,811 ♪ Holy night ♪ 875 01:06:17,936 --> 01:06:22,316 ♪ Son of God ♪ 876 01:06:22,399 --> 01:06:27,446 ♪ Love's pure light ♪ 877 01:06:27,529 --> 01:06:31,200 ♪ Radiant beams ♪ 878 01:06:31,283 --> 01:06:36,121 ♪ From Thy holy face ♪ 879 01:06:37,039 --> 01:06:40,626 ♪ With the dawn 880 01:06:40,751 --> 01:06:45,964 ♪ Of redeeming grace ♪ 881 01:06:46,632 --> 01:06:50,636 ♪ Jesus Lord, at Thy birth 882 01:06:50,677 --> 01:06:56,975 ♪ At Thy birth ♪ 883 01:06:58,310 --> 01:07:04,525 ♪ Jesus Lord at Thy birth 884 01:07:28,841 --> 01:07:32,010 Billy, look up. Look up. 885 01:07:41,895 --> 01:07:43,522 I wish Santa was real. 886 01:07:48,652 --> 01:07:49,736 Why? 887 01:07:51,446 --> 01:07:53,073 So I could get my Christmas wish. 888 01:08:32,946 --> 01:08:36,575 I'd only ask for one thing 889 01:08:37,367 --> 01:08:39,578 for the person who did this, 890 01:08:42,039 --> 01:08:48,253 so he could watch me slowly cut him 891 01:08:49,755 --> 01:08:53,759 into itty-bitty pieces. 892 01:09:07,147 --> 01:09:08,524 Do you trust me? 893 01:09:11,401 --> 01:09:12,569 Why? 894 01:09:12,653 --> 01:09:14,822 This is a bad idea. 895 01:09:17,032 --> 01:09:20,702 Um, what if I told you-- 896 01:09:20,786 --> 01:09:22,120 You tell her, 897 01:09:22,246 --> 01:09:24,456 and you're going to lose her. 898 01:09:24,540 --> 01:09:26,208 What if I told you that-- 899 01:09:30,462 --> 01:09:32,130 What if I told you that I could make your wish 900 01:09:32,172 --> 01:09:33,131 come true? 901 01:09:38,470 --> 01:09:39,638 How? 902 01:09:40,806 --> 01:09:41,974 Who's the Snatcher? 903 01:09:43,183 --> 01:09:44,810 He steals kids. 904 01:09:49,064 --> 01:09:50,440 We got him? 905 01:09:50,524 --> 01:09:51,775 I got him. 906 01:10:03,829 --> 01:10:05,122 When I was eight years old, 907 01:10:05,164 --> 01:10:07,833 my parents were murdered in front of me. 908 01:10:07,958 --> 01:10:09,668 Geoffrey! 909 01:10:09,793 --> 01:10:11,503 By a man dressed 910 01:10:11,587 --> 01:10:12,671 as Santa Clause. 911 01:10:12,796 --> 01:10:13,672 Hey! 912 01:10:18,343 --> 01:10:20,554 Turns out that man was the janitor 913 01:10:20,679 --> 01:10:22,181 at my grandfather's hospice. 914 01:10:27,019 --> 01:10:31,607 I just remember being... scared. 915 01:10:33,108 --> 01:10:35,569 But also mesmerized. 916 01:10:35,652 --> 01:10:38,655 You know, like-- like he was drawing me in. 917 01:10:39,698 --> 01:10:41,116 That's when I felt it. 918 01:10:53,879 --> 01:10:56,048 Charlie's been with me ever since that day. 919 01:10:56,882 --> 01:10:57,883 Wake up, kid. 920 01:11:01,386 --> 01:11:02,721 So-- so you... 921 01:11:04,556 --> 01:11:05,808 You're a serial killer? 922 01:11:05,891 --> 01:11:08,310 I wish it was that easy. 923 01:11:11,396 --> 01:11:13,273 And nobody wanted to adopt a kid 924 01:11:13,357 --> 01:11:14,650 with an imaginary friend 925 01:11:14,733 --> 01:11:17,778 telling him to kill people at Christmastime. 926 01:11:19,655 --> 01:11:21,240 Only at Christmas? 927 01:11:21,323 --> 01:11:24,159 Yeah, the-- the advent calendar, 24 days of Christmas. 928 01:11:27,704 --> 01:11:30,749 I-- I didn't kill anyone until I was 17 years old. 929 01:11:33,418 --> 01:11:35,796 Until Charlie felt that I was ready. 930 01:11:35,921 --> 01:11:38,257 She needs to be punished. 931 01:11:39,299 --> 01:11:40,592 The first person I killed 932 01:11:40,717 --> 01:11:42,761 was my last foster mom. 933 01:11:44,596 --> 01:11:46,265 She would drug us. 934 01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:49,101 Breakfast! 935 01:11:49,143 --> 01:11:50,352 And wait for us all 936 01:11:50,435 --> 01:11:52,104 to fall asleep. 937 01:11:55,149 --> 01:11:57,609 Then lock the doors and go off for the day. 938 01:11:59,403 --> 01:12:00,863 The drugging wasn't the half of it. 939 01:12:01,613 --> 01:12:04,032 If you broke something in her perfect house, 940 01:12:05,742 --> 01:12:07,202 the punishment would be the same. 941 01:12:13,125 --> 01:12:14,084 It's okay. 942 01:12:15,252 --> 01:12:16,295 And the scariest part was 943 01:12:16,420 --> 01:12:18,088 you never knew when it was gonna come. 944 01:12:29,808 --> 01:12:32,144 Three died under her watch. 945 01:12:33,312 --> 01:12:35,105 All accidents. 946 01:12:35,189 --> 01:12:37,524 All while she was collecting thousands from the state. 947 01:12:38,525 --> 01:12:39,526 She had to go. 948 01:12:43,071 --> 01:12:47,659 ♪ Ho, ho, ho and a-here we go Up in Santa's sleigh ♪ 949 01:12:47,743 --> 01:12:49,912 You wanna fuck with me, you little shit? 950 01:12:56,001 --> 01:12:57,252 Needless to say, 951 01:12:57,336 --> 01:12:59,546 I-- I-- I wasn't very good at first, 952 01:12:59,671 --> 01:13:01,673 but I got the job done. 953 01:13:21,735 --> 01:13:28,075 ♪ Ho, ho, ho and a-here we go Get ready for a ride ♪ 954 01:13:28,617 --> 01:13:30,452 Charlie wasn't just an imaginary friend 955 01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:31,870 or a split personality. 956 01:13:32,663 --> 01:13:34,665 He could see... 957 01:13:35,499 --> 01:13:36,667 He could see evil. 958 01:13:38,335 --> 01:13:40,128 Um, and the more I got to know him, 959 01:13:40,212 --> 01:13:43,048 I found out that he was blessed with the same curse as me. 960 01:13:43,841 --> 01:13:46,260 So your parents, they-- 961 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:47,761 They were-- 962 01:13:47,886 --> 01:13:49,471 They murdered my grandfather. 963 01:13:50,222 --> 01:13:52,391 They poisoned him, but, before, getting him 964 01:13:52,432 --> 01:13:54,893 to sign over my father's inheritance. 965 01:13:59,106 --> 01:14:00,023 Grandpa? 966 01:14:00,732 --> 01:14:02,109 How many people have you killed? 967 01:14:03,610 --> 01:14:06,947 A lot. But they were all bad. 968 01:14:15,706 --> 01:14:19,751 ♪ Were you good for Mom and Dad? ♪ 969 01:14:19,877 --> 01:14:24,256 ♪ Santa knows if you've been bad ♪ 970 01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:31,805 ♪ In Santa's bag of toys ♪ 971 01:14:32,431 --> 01:14:33,474 Naughty. 972 01:14:33,599 --> 01:14:36,602 ♪ But Christmas won't be fun and games ♪ 973 01:14:36,643 --> 01:14:39,021 ♪ For naughty girls and boys ♪ 974 01:14:40,647 --> 01:14:43,192 ♪ Oh, Santa's watching ♪ 975 01:14:43,275 --> 01:14:44,610 ♪ Santa's waiting ♪ 976 01:14:49,740 --> 01:14:53,452 ♪ If you do your best this year ♪ 977 01:14:55,871 --> 01:14:57,956 I had to run for obvious reasons. 978 01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:00,292 But I-- I was never alone. 979 01:15:02,461 --> 01:15:03,629 And Charlie was with me 980 01:15:03,754 --> 01:15:04,922 the whole time. 981 01:15:05,464 --> 01:15:07,633 Hey Billy, it's garbage day. 982 01:15:09,134 --> 01:15:10,803 He taught me how to land jobs 983 01:15:10,928 --> 01:15:12,805 or find places to live. 984 01:15:14,473 --> 01:15:15,641 Just survive. 985 01:15:17,476 --> 01:15:18,519 When he asks, 986 01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:19,686 "When can you start?" 987 01:15:19,812 --> 01:15:21,730 always ask, "When do you need me?" 988 01:15:23,398 --> 01:15:24,483 When can you start? 989 01:15:25,067 --> 01:15:26,443 When do you need me? 990 01:15:30,405 --> 01:15:31,907 He was like a father. 991 01:15:36,411 --> 01:15:38,288 Oh, you're okay. 992 01:15:38,789 --> 01:15:40,332 Just take a little piece of toilet paper 993 01:15:40,415 --> 01:15:41,959 and stick it to the blood. 994 01:15:42,501 --> 01:15:43,752 But also kinda like a-- 995 01:15:43,836 --> 01:15:45,671 He's kinda like a compass. 996 01:15:52,344 --> 01:15:53,512 He needed my eyes 997 01:15:53,637 --> 01:15:54,680 to identify them, 998 01:15:54,888 --> 01:16:00,102 but then he would show me why they needed to be, um, punished. 999 01:16:01,436 --> 01:16:02,729 - No! - Give me the fucking money! 1000 01:16:26,003 --> 01:16:26,879 Naughty. 1001 01:16:33,719 --> 01:16:36,555 And you have to dress like Santa? 1002 01:16:38,056 --> 01:16:39,266 It flips a switch. 1003 01:16:40,893 --> 01:16:45,606 Helps me slip from Billy into something else. 1004 01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:51,028 What? The fuck you want? 1005 01:16:52,821 --> 01:16:54,656 Get the fuck outta here, Santa. 1006 01:17:19,973 --> 01:17:23,852 ♪ Join the happy old song ♪ 1007 01:17:23,936 --> 01:17:27,606 ♪ Winter time sing along ♪ 1008 01:17:28,148 --> 01:17:32,486 ♪ Jingle bells are jingling Santa's elves are singing ♪ 1009 01:17:33,403 --> 01:17:36,031 ♪ Won't you come along? 1010 01:17:39,034 --> 01:17:41,453 What's keeping you from killing me, Billy? 1011 01:17:41,537 --> 01:17:44,581 I told you. You're a good person. 1012 01:17:52,339 --> 01:17:53,966 So... you're crazy. 1013 01:17:54,967 --> 01:17:56,176 Here we go. 1014 01:17:56,301 --> 01:17:57,678 Yeah. Yeah, you know, 1015 01:17:57,803 --> 01:17:59,847 after hearing me say all that out loud, 1016 01:17:59,972 --> 01:18:01,807 yeah, I'm a little, little crazy. 1017 01:18:05,227 --> 01:18:06,645 And yet I'm still here. 1018 01:18:07,855 --> 01:18:11,150 ♪ He's bringing his reindeer and sleigh ♪ 1019 01:18:11,233 --> 01:18:16,155 ♪ Same time each year, he brings joy and cheer ♪ 1020 01:18:16,238 --> 01:18:17,364 Hmm. 1021 01:18:17,447 --> 01:18:19,074 I think you found a good one, kid. 1022 01:18:21,493 --> 01:18:22,786 Charlie says he likes you. 1023 01:18:24,621 --> 01:18:25,998 ♪ Christmas is here 1024 01:18:26,081 --> 01:18:28,083 ♪ Ding dong ♪ 1025 01:18:28,167 --> 01:18:31,170 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1026 01:18:31,295 --> 01:18:36,508 ♪ Ding dong Christmas is here ♪ 1027 01:18:37,676 --> 01:18:41,013 ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ 1028 01:18:42,389 --> 01:18:47,019 ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ 1029 01:19:20,886 --> 01:19:22,012 He's here? 1030 01:19:22,721 --> 01:19:24,389 Oh, he's here. 1031 01:19:46,411 --> 01:19:47,412 Stay close. 1032 01:21:48,450 --> 01:21:50,118 Someone was just here. 1033 01:22:23,694 --> 01:22:24,820 Billy. 1034 01:22:37,332 --> 01:22:39,710 Pam, be careful. 1035 01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:51,096 What the fuck? 1036 01:22:58,979 --> 01:23:00,230 Jesus, Billy. 1037 01:23:00,314 --> 01:23:01,565 There's a kid down there! 1038 01:23:01,648 --> 01:23:02,816 Pam, wait! 1039 01:23:04,151 --> 01:23:05,068 I'm coming. 1040 01:23:05,152 --> 01:23:06,653 No, no. Stay there. I'll hand her up. 1041 01:23:06,737 --> 01:23:08,405 Hey, hey, hey. 1042 01:23:08,489 --> 01:23:09,907 Oh, my God. I'm sorry, oh. 1043 01:23:15,245 --> 01:23:16,955 - You got her? - Get on that ladder. 1044 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:18,248 Okay. 1045 01:23:30,344 --> 01:23:32,179 Oh, my... Oh, my God. 1046 01:23:32,304 --> 01:23:33,514 Oh, my God. There's another one! 1047 01:23:36,809 --> 01:23:37,810 He's alive. 1048 01:23:52,241 --> 01:23:53,116 Tommy? 1049 01:23:54,576 --> 01:23:56,745 Okay, I got you. 1050 01:24:04,002 --> 01:24:04,837 No! 1051 01:24:09,174 --> 01:24:11,009 Pam. Pam! 1052 01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:21,520 I know where she is, kid. 1053 01:24:21,562 --> 01:24:23,605 Just follow my lead. 1054 01:24:25,107 --> 01:24:26,108 Walk straight. 1055 01:24:31,446 --> 01:24:35,784 Keep going. Keep going. 1056 01:24:37,786 --> 01:24:41,874 Okay, now he has Pam three feet to your left. 1057 01:24:45,043 --> 01:24:46,670 You need to be careful. 1058 01:24:58,098 --> 01:25:01,727 He's got a knife to her throat, hand over her mouth. 1059 01:25:03,479 --> 01:25:07,441 He's on top of her, just below the surface. 1060 01:25:08,650 --> 01:25:09,860 Now! 1061 01:25:15,157 --> 01:25:18,911 Pam, run! Pam, get out of here! 1062 01:25:28,587 --> 01:25:29,922 Where the fuck is my phone? 1063 01:25:33,592 --> 01:25:34,551 Fuck! 1064 01:25:47,481 --> 01:25:48,857 Billy? 1065 01:25:52,027 --> 01:25:52,903 Billy? 1066 01:25:59,368 --> 01:26:00,577 Billy. 1067 01:26:09,753 --> 01:26:10,879 Billy. 1068 01:26:15,259 --> 01:26:18,011 Oh. I got you. 1069 01:26:19,138 --> 01:26:20,681 Oh, my God. 1070 01:26:22,141 --> 01:26:24,059 I think he got me pretty good. 1071 01:26:25,144 --> 01:26:26,395 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1072 01:26:26,478 --> 01:26:28,438 Okay. Come, sit down. 1073 01:26:28,522 --> 01:26:29,606 I think I killed him. 1074 01:26:29,690 --> 01:26:30,566 Oh... 1075 01:26:30,649 --> 01:26:32,234 You cut his fucking head off, kid. 1076 01:26:32,317 --> 01:26:34,319 Sit down. Oh, my God. 1077 01:26:34,403 --> 01:26:36,321 You stay with the kids. I'm gonna get the car. 1078 01:26:36,405 --> 01:26:38,198 I just need to get the kids outta here. 1079 01:26:38,866 --> 01:26:39,908 Billy. 1080 01:26:42,119 --> 01:26:43,745 What's wrong with Santa? 1081 01:26:45,956 --> 01:26:48,125 Santa's hurt but we're gonna help him, okay? 1082 01:26:49,751 --> 01:26:51,170 Are you okay? Yeah. 1083 01:26:52,337 --> 01:26:53,297 Okay. 1084 01:26:53,338 --> 01:26:55,507 Come on, Billy. Hang on. 1085 01:26:56,508 --> 01:26:58,552 Stay with me, buddy. Stay with me. 1086 01:27:02,014 --> 01:27:04,725 Come on, kid. This isn't our time. 1087 01:27:05,225 --> 01:27:06,518 We can make it. 1088 01:27:09,730 --> 01:27:10,731 Ah... 1089 01:27:23,702 --> 01:27:24,703 Billy! 1090 01:27:24,786 --> 01:27:25,704 Pam, everything's-- 1091 01:27:25,787 --> 01:27:27,873 Billy! Get the fuck out of here! 1092 01:27:27,998 --> 01:27:29,958 - Ugh. - Billy... 1093 01:27:30,042 --> 01:27:31,043 I'm sorry, kid. 1094 01:27:31,168 --> 01:27:33,045 I should've saw that one coming. 1095 01:27:33,170 --> 01:27:35,172 Billy. No, no, no. 1096 01:27:37,049 --> 01:27:38,550 What did you do? 1097 01:27:45,224 --> 01:27:46,558 I wanna go where you go. 1098 01:27:48,727 --> 01:27:50,062 I wanna stay here with you. 1099 01:27:54,608 --> 01:27:55,609 Billy. 1100 01:27:56,109 --> 01:27:57,069 Charlie. 1101 01:27:58,278 --> 01:27:59,446 I'm gonna miss you, bub. 1102 01:28:00,489 --> 01:28:05,410 I don't want you to go, Charlie. Charlie, I don't want you to go. 1103 01:28:05,494 --> 01:28:06,995 You take good care of her. 1104 01:28:07,079 --> 01:28:08,205 -You hear? -Charlie... 1105 01:28:08,247 --> 01:28:11,041 - You found a good one. - Charlie... 1106 01:28:14,753 --> 01:28:18,090 Take her hand. Now, kid. 1107 01:28:18,966 --> 01:28:20,050 Now. 1108 01:28:30,269 --> 01:28:31,436 Pam! 1109 01:28:32,312 --> 01:28:33,272 What? 1110 01:28:34,022 --> 01:28:35,858 No, no, no, no. 1111 01:28:35,941 --> 01:28:38,652 No, Pam. Pam. 1112 01:28:41,363 --> 01:28:44,158 Pam. Wake up. 1113 01:28:46,702 --> 01:28:48,537 I'm here, okay? I-- I'm here. 1114 01:28:58,964 --> 01:29:00,090 Everything's gonna be okay. 1115 01:29:02,301 --> 01:29:04,803 Everything's gonna be okay. 1116 01:29:13,729 --> 01:29:16,940 Help, help! Please, please! 1117 01:29:17,024 --> 01:29:18,150 Help! 1118 01:29:25,491 --> 01:29:26,658 You're aggressive. 1119 01:29:27,284 --> 01:29:29,453 Officer down, officer down. 1120 01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:55,521 Hey. 1121 01:29:58,607 --> 01:29:59,691 Billy? 1122 01:30:00,567 --> 01:30:02,444 It's okay. I'm right here. 1123 01:30:02,986 --> 01:30:03,904 Where? 1124 01:30:12,329 --> 01:30:13,539 Are you ready for this? 76323

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