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Previously on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Today's Valentine's Day, what are you doing?

I consumed an entire box of chocolate.

Luke liked the gay son I always wanted.

Here's the front door, right here. This house is going to be a little bit more L

.A. chic.

I don't know what that means, but that's what I like to say.

We decided that we would love to take you away to Florida.

Would we like your birthday present?

I have breast cancer.

It'll be five years in May.

Reno, he started talking about his divorce.

He says, well, it's who I cheated with. And he just looked at me and he said,

her mother.

What?

Teresa and Giuseppe Giudice both admitted to a federal judge that they

mortgage fraud and bankruptcy fraud over the better part of a decade.

Please protect our family.

You never know how strong you are until it's the only choice you have.

I've learned to forgive and never regret.

You're not seeing double.

Everyone loves us.

You're seeing trouble.

I'm a survivor.

What did you just say? No one is bringing me down.

I'm back to bring the zen.

Namaste, bitches.

Morning, sunshine.

Oh, my God, where are you?

Where's Melania?

Morning.

Morning, my God, morning.

Oh, you need to brush your teeth.

This is my morning routine, getting my daughters off to school and

keep life as normal as possible.

It's your sign.

Mom!

Pick it up. Melania.

Melania. Yeah, you up?

Mom! I'm coming.

Oh, my gosh.

All my daughters need to know is that mommy loves them and that they're safe

with mommy and daddy.

My coffee didn't go on.

Okay,

what kind of test do you have?

You told me math.

All right, let's go. I have to study then.

Are you serious?

I can't believe you didn't do your homework. So you were kidding.

You want to put her in her wheel?

Oh, my God. She's too fat for it.

Gracie, you gained too much weight.

Oh, my God. She's totally stuck. She's too fat, guys.

No, she's not. No, she's fat. She did gain weight. I used to put her in it all

the time. Well, she used to sit right here. Maybe she used to come up here.

she's too fat. Wait, wait. Even her clothes don't fit her anymore. She's

You're feeding her too much. She's embarrassed.

We totally humiliated her.

Poor thing.

She wants her mommy's love.

That's why she's fat.

I think what you can do is just you bring them back and they'll just make

wider. Your new assistant, that can be his or her first job.

I'm sure you're not going to find this much fun in Ireland. Are you sure you

want to go?

It's very weird. I'm very stagnant here. I really feel like I'm not supposed to

marry an American guy.

He is moving to Ireland, back to his homeland.

I'm going to want to fall in love with some Irish dude.

You need a gingy?

Luke was just a baby when he started with me.

Let me tell you a little bit about your job description.

Purchasing tampons, you have a problem with that? As long as Dina's happy, then

that's fine.

I'm willing to please.

And I think you're hired.

I'm definitely better at taking in strays than letting them go.

Are you all set? Like, where are you going to stay when you go back?

I want to stay with my mom. Yeah. For like a hot second.

I can't be with my mother.

She'll just drive me nuts.

Yeah, but she's so excited to see you.

You guys are clones.

I know. That was so cute. She's so excited to go to gay clubs with him and

everything. I know.

So prediction.

You're going to move there.

You're going to meet a couple Irish boys.

You're not going to be happy with them because you got spoiled now by America.

I don't think that's true.

No? No, I've been on Match .com, and for this area especially, it is the saddest

thing in the world.

Arch, you want it?

No.

Okay, so Luke, let's make her a match account. No, no, no, no.

No. Yeah.

Or Christian Mingle. I'm not even a board cat.

Is there a crazy cat lady, Mingle?

And a dog with no legs.

No, I like to just stay in my lady cave.

And drink hot water with lemon at every meal.

No one's going to want me.

Question. You are going to bring me to the airport, right?

You want me to bring you? Yeah. How many times have I brought you to the

airport?

Your waffles are right there.

Want me to help you hold it for you?

No, Ma, you have to drive.

I can multitask. No, you can't.

I multitask all the time. I have four kids.

Yesterday, I was, like, really proud of you, how you handled the situation.

Like, it's not easy, I know.

But if you stayed strong, then that's, like, a good thing.

Ma, I love you.

I love you, too, Adriana.

But, like, the point of the matter is, like, if you would be, like, a hot mess,

like, it would just, like, affect the whole family, especially me, because the

girls don't know what's going on.

Being a mom, like, you always question yourself, am I doing a good job? But

hearing what Gia just said just reassures that I am doing a good job and

makes me so proud of Gia.

I wanted to cry, but you guys give me the strength. You guys make me, you

Just keep fighting till no end.

All right, go, babe.

Love you.

Do you know that you have a great big sister?

Huh?

She's pretty amazing, Gia.

Melissa and I worry so much about Teresa and Joe's situation.

And, you know, there's times that...

You know, I'm dazing out and looking up in the sky, and Melissa just grabs me

and holds me, and she says, you know, I know. I know what you're thinking about.

And, um...

I know you don't understand what Mommy, you know,

there's stuff going on.

And you know what?

Unfortunately, people go through things, you know?

And no one knows, you know, how a brother feels when their

sibling is going through what they're going through.

So it's hard to talk about.

Adjana, how much do you love Mama?

Oh, my God, that much I love you.

Good day.

Well, today I went to the doctor.

My father had prostate cancer, so therefore I'm almost at 49, so I went

test. Oh, you're prostrate? Yeah.

And, like, he's talking to me, you know, history, that, your father.

He tested me out.

Yeah. Oh, please, I got to tell you.

Like, what do they do for your prostate? Well, he fumbled, you know.

Did the, you know, the finger licking good. Guess what? Up your butt? That's

you check prostate. Your prostate?

Yeah. I don't know. No, prostate's in your anal rectal area.

Right, well, I knew that.

Everything was clean. The only thing, like he said, is like... So why have you

been having these pains?

He says because it's enlarged.

Are you getting old on me?

No, it just happens at times. You're like, you know, you're no longer 25,

48, 49, but you know what? You are getting old on me.

Your health, that's what's important in life. But I am not a worry whore. I am

not going to sit there and worry about, oh, my God, Reno, oh, my God, oh, my

God, do you think you have cancer? No.

God forbid something happens one day, you know what, then that's when we'll

with it.

You're not going to stress kill. That's what kills.

Listen, I'm taking care of everything. And the colonoscopy, I'm going for that

too. So that I can knock everything out all at once. You're really getting like

Roto -Rooter. You're getting your prostate.

You're like getting a fine tuna.

You know, my wife happens to be my life. I love her to death.

I think that I owe it to her to catch this if there's anything wrong early

because I'm still making up all that time that we never should have been

But this was the best.

What? So you said you could drink a lot, a lot of water. Yeah. And you could

have a lot of sex.

Are you kidding me? Yeah.

I'll explain. Did you tell him to say that?

He told me that. Listen to me. If he tells you different, I'll get you

you want.

Reno is definitely my soulmate. I guess if he was scared, he would kind of just

make a joke of it. But we could do everything either human and laughter or

screaming and fighting. I love you. I miss you.

Trust me. We're far from perfect.

Ben?

You know what they say, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

What is that?

What is that? This doctor changed my everything.

Look at this. This is great.

I can't imagine my life without Reno in it. I can't even think of it. I don't

really want to talk about that. It's kind of morbid.

You better stop. Now we're going to take care of the baby.

He's cute.

Heaven.

Coming up.

Is it like, okay, we're in the clear?

Or is it like, brace yourself, we have another court date and my friend's in

jeopardy still.

Asking too many questions. This reminds me of a friend I used to have.

Nothing should ever be taken for granted. They could be here today and

tomorrow.

How are you?

What's up, my brother? It's an exciting day. Hey, Joe. How are you doing? I

know. I can't wait to see what's finalized over here with this house.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, that's our house. That's it. Oh, my God.

John, this looks amazing.

A Joe Gorga house is impeccable.

When you open up those history books.

When you look in Rome, that's what I built.

I just have that gift.

I'm the Michelangelo of New Jersey, of building homes.

The square footage of the house as it is right now is 9 ,000 square feet.

You're going to walk in from the front door now, and it's just going to be

soaring. The pool is going to be spectacular.

You're going to be able to swim up to a bar, and it'll be a cave underneath, a

grotto. Then when you go into the master bedroom, it's a house in itself. How

many bedrooms are we? It'll be six total.

It looks huge, so do you really want to go that big again?

I mean, it's so big.

Listen, I would go twice the size if I had the property.

Joe, keep talking, Joe. Talk to me tomorrow.

This is one of the most unique houses in the neighborhood, for sure.

You know, and it's going to be really, really, really sharp.

You see how much that's going to cost? What did we come out to, $3 .8 million

just in construction?

I would think, you know, got to be close to that, Joe.

The pool alone is at least $250 ,000.

At least.

We need to finish the design of our house, and we need to make sure that

plasma business, you know, works and gets through so we can finish the house

continue. The longest you'll be in this house for?

A year and five months, and I'm gone. We're going with the bigger.

I don't want... Read my lips. I don't want a bigger house than that.

Read my list. I want a bigger house. Well, then go live by yourself in some

castle somewhere because it's crazy.

Are you going to walk or am I going to carry you?

Ash Wednesday is the start of the lentil season.

Before cancer, going to church wasn't exactly important to me. But after and

healing and, you know, being a survivor, it's extremely important to me. In the

name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit.

My five -year checkup for breast cancer is coming up.

So, you know, it's always a time of stress and anxiety, not knowing what's

to happen.

You know, you always fear the worst.

I'm praying every single day that I'm healthy and I have a long life with my

children.

We're supposed to give up one thing that we really like that's not so good for

us, like chocolate.

I can't give up one book.

I'm not just praying for me.

Right now, I think Teresa really needs a lot of prayers and a lot of good vibes

around her.

I feel empathy and sympathy for her situation. She's going through a dark,

time, just like I went through a very dark, dark time five years ago.

Would you mind if I call Teresa to see how she's doing from yesterday?

Of course.

How are you feeling?

You know.

I mean, I hate to say I'm good. You know what? I just got to, you know, we're

moms. You know, no matter what, you just got to stay strong for the family.

You know, the articles are very vague, obviously. There's only so much that we

do know. But what do we expect from here? Like, what do you expect? What

Oh, you know... What's the next step?

Like, does the judge, like, know?

Like, so is there anything in question, or is it pretty much you're set, we're

all good?

Or, you know, is it still more praying? You know, more...

Yeah, I would say you pray until the whole thing is over.

I think Amber means well, but as you get older, you learn boundaries, and you

know when to stop.

Is it like, okay, we're in the clear, or is it like, brace yourself, we have

another court date, and who knows what happens, and my friend's in jail right

now.

Yeah, like, Amber, I don't like to talk about this.

When you ask me questions like that, that doesn't make me relax. That just

me. A little agitated, and I, you know, because I can't talk about it, and I

don't want to be asked about it. That's why I was asking in a general sense,

just, you know, I just don't understand.

Like, I don't understand.

Then simply just say, I can't talk about it. I will absolutely shut up. It's

just, I'm trying to understand it. Like, is it done?

It was like, Amber, shut up. Too many questions.

Don't go there. And it just came out. It just came out, and I wanted to get

back.

Listen, don't ask questions.

If I want to tell you, I'll tell you.

Amber's infringing in my space and prying, asking too many questions,

feel uncomfortable.

This reminds me of a friend I used to have.

Are you going to jail? Are you not going to jail?

Like, I'm freaking out.

I keep having to hear things.

In the press about you? And I don't hear it from you.

You know what? Like, back in the past, like, I had friends that are like, oh,

you're putting up a front. Like, you're being fake. Because I'm being strong.

Listen, that's who I am. And I'm not going to change who I am. I know you

You're strong. You're strong, Tika.

Thank you. Thank you. Because, I mean, like, even my trainer is going to kick

ass right now.

All right, thanks, hon. All right, bye.

Get back on the bag.

Come on.

Left again? One, two, left, right.

Left, right.

Good work.

This is what keeps me sane. I know. You need this right now.

I hope I make my flight.

Luke, there's so many things, though, that, like, I don't have the passwords

and the codes for, and you have all of it.

Which is why, for $100 a month, you can take me on as a consultant.

And we'll do weekly talks and skypes about things that you have going on or

things you might want to get into or you're locked out of.

What about when I need boy advice?

How about when I need boy advice?

Who am I going to call?

Luke, don't go, Luke. Come on. How dare you go home, Luke, and leave us? Who do

you think you are?

Coming here at such a young age and going back home now, what is like the

biggest lesson from America that you've learned?

That no is not an answer. It's just no is just no. And you can still do

you want to do. Do you feel like you're going to have that opportunity over

there? I hope so.

I need to go out on my own and do a little thing and see what's up.

I'm so glad that our ships are, you know.

I don't know.

I hate it when he cries. I know.

I mean, I was definitely meant to come here for a reason. And that reason was

just, I think, just to see you and meet you guys and, you know. Because we love

you, Lucy.

You're family.

And guess what?

If you go there and you find that you're not loving it there, you always have a

home with us.

It would be perfect if everything just worked out and just made sense.

It'll all work out the way it's supposed to.

I kind of would vent to him a lot because I couldn't vent to Lexi about

and Jacqueline. I mean, I wish them all the best in anything and everything they

do, but I dumped on him more than I should have probably.

But, you know, he was always there.

He was always a really loyal soldier.

Luke, listen.

Seriously, anytime you come back.

Luke has definitely filled

like a sibling role for Lexi.

It was always very comforting to know that if she wasn't comfortable talking

me about something, she always had her brother Luke.

Bye.

Love you.

He'll be back once.

He better be.

We'll hire another brother.

We can go visit him anytime.

Coming up next.

Until those test results are coming back and in a positive way, I'm not

breathing. I'm just not breathing.

If I have a relapse, the chances of not surviving are very... Very big.

Did you bring a protein bar or anything?

You should probably eat that.

Last thing you need is your blood sugar to drop.

In the last five years, I've gone to the oncologist at least every six months.

My hopes for this appointment is that it's a continued success rate and I'm

healthy and I can get on with my life, honestly.

And not think about cancer so much.

Emotionally, it's such a buildup.

It's almost like heightening your senses to the max. And then once you get the

test results, you're like, ah.

But until those test results are coming back, and in a positive way, I'm not

breathing. I'm just not breathing.

This is basically a five -year pivotal point in my journey with cancer.

If I'm clean and healthy for five years, my prognosis is excellent for the rest

of my life.

And if it's not, if I have a relapse, the chances of not surviving are very,

very big.

Why is this car ride taking 100 years for me right now? Because it always

100 years.

Do you remember when I hated Needle? I couldn't take

him. I haven't poked and prodded so many freaking times at this point. I don't

even feel anything. I know.

All right, babe. You ready?

I love you. Let's go.

The last five years have been so incredibly difficult.

And she always tells me that I will come home with my shield or on it in any

battle. We've been through heartache.

And quite frankly, I would die for her.

I hate this place. I hate this place too. I don't even want to walk through

those doors right now.

I can't find my diamond ring.

Joe, you're going to scare him. Let's see what he does. He can't breathe.

He's the baby.

He's the baby.

Don't pee on the bed.

Now he's going to pee because you scared him to death.

We're having a weekend in Florida.

It's been a really difficult week with everything that Teresa is going through.

And so I just think it's really important for everyone to get together

relax and ease her mind a little bit.

Ah, you beat my shoe, you little.

These are St.

Laurent.

Actually, those are Valentino's shoes.

He's eating the Valentino's shoes.

What's the matter with you? We don't do that in this house.

Who's going? Tell me who's going. So we told Teresa, and Teresa was so happy.

She was like, yes, yes, yes. She definitely wanted to do that. She was

And then Dina invited the twins and Amber to come, too. So they're coming.

And I'm sure their significant others are going to come also.

Amber's being nice now. She's been better.

She's nice, and her husband's going to go?

Yeah. The one time they hung out with Jimmy Weasel James, they called me a

I work with the same attorney general that's prosecuting your brother -in

you dump.

Is that funny here?

There's nothing like a vacation to Bond.

I f***ed it.

All right, what did you do? I've seen you take bathing suits out so far. I

you to pack all your T -shirts, your underwear.

Bring anything if you want to work out or jog, like on the beach. Would you

relax? You're always talking. You're always talking.

I'm ticklish.

You're always talking. Get out of here.

Ow!

Ow!

The baby's in the room.

You can't keep your hands off me, can you? What is it about me?

You must just love me or something.

Teresa. I'm coming.

Thank you for picking these up for me today.

These are good for when I go to Florida to wear by the pool. I hope they fit.

I can't believe that tonight, out of all nights, I'm going for the colonoscopy

tomorrow. That way I have to do all this. Why?

It's just stupid.

Why are you sweating? What happened?

Am I sweating? Yeah. Because I'm cooking. What do you think I'm doing?

Tell him why you're sweating.

What is this? What do you want? I got to do the colonoscopy. What do you want?

Wait, he has to do a colonoscopy? Wait, he has to drink this liquid?

And then all he does is he poops, poops, poops like really, really bad?

Whoa. I need to take this. I'm 20 minutes behind schedule.

Okay. I'm going to shake it up for you. Like a martini? Yeah, like a martini.

The only difference, martini gets me horny. This is not going to get me

Whoa, look, babe.

Hear me.

I feel bad for him. I know he's nervous about his colonoscopy, but I'm like the

epitome of positivity.

You know, that's me.

I focus on the positive. I stay away from the negative.

Cheers. Cheers. Thank you for having a party.

I feel so bad. I don't mean to laugh. I really don't. Oh, that's disgusting.

Come on. You have to drink it up.

Hello.

Yay. You're here.

My sister.

My sister. Hi.

I'm starving. My niece is here.

Hi. Hi, gorgeous girl.

My stomach's rumbling.

I feel like I can't move. I can't exert. I can't lift a pot. I don't know what's

going to happen to me. I know this is a disaster.

Hey, how are you? Hi, everyone.

Hi. Hi, honey. How are you?

This is your mom? Okay, this is my mom.

How are you?

Very nice.

Lovely daughters.

Just come and sit down.

We're having just last -minute bonding before Florida.

I was born in Brooklyn, and twins are from Brooklyn. So we grew up with, like,

invite the neighbors. Sunday, everybody comes over. There's enough food, no

matter who shows up.

My husband's cooking, and he's going for a colonoscopy tomorrow.

So he's been doing the prep work.

He can't even eat tonight. He can't eat. He can't eat. Yeah.

And I have to go tomorrow with him and hold his hand. So that's going to be

interesting. Well, it's not a very pleasant thing from what I understand.

pleasant thing at all.

It's not often at all that I think about Reno's colon.

Ew.

Mushrooms, roasted peppers, and shrimp. It's delicious.

Nice. Well, bon appetit, everybody.

Bon appetit. Well, thank you for the food. Enjoy. Thank you for coming.

our body and keep us healthy. Great to see you. Amen. Amen.

I can't eat because... I heard. Yeah, you caught me on a bad day.

Thanks, appreciate it.

Is Ladybug a national foundation?

Yeah. Across the country.

Yeah. So yeah, this Ladybug event, we've got a lot of work to do in a short

amount of time. This is like my worst nightmare. I hate walking on runways.

runway you're going to be modeling?

Yeah, I really don't. But she's more, I mean, I think you guys are more guiding

the elephant.

You're like the lion tamers.

For the little animals.

I feel bad for whoever gets Melania.

She tells me that I'm pretty, but I used to be ugly. Like, non -stop.

That's terrible.

I take it as a compliment.

That's another thing. I was so upset. Teresa was supposed to come tonight. I

guess it was Gia.

Have you spoken to her?

She's not good.

I'm, like, just fiercely protective of her.

And I just feel like everybody is just, there's, like, vultures all around her

right now.

Just tell me Amber called her and, like, poking her for details.

It's nobody's business. Wait, Amber was poking her for details? You know, like,

what happens next. Like, that's, that really pisses me off.

Does it shock you that Amber would do something, like, I don't know, not smart

and smooth?

Nobody's business what's happening, but you don't poke into her. And that's what

I said, just know that you're in my prayer.

I think the twins genuinely have feelings towards Teresa.

But I think Amber is one of those people who want to know because they're into

gossip and they're nosy. I think everybody needs to leave her alone.

Even you guys, I mean, just don't call. Don't even call.

I know that you were planning this trip. That was the purpose of it. Do you

think she may not come?

I don't know what she's doing right now, but...

I didn't want to ask her. It wasn't the time. I just wanted to, you know, be her

friend. I think it would be good for her if nobody brings it up.

Basically, by her saying, I don't know anything about the case, is Dina saying,

I'm not talking about it.

The less you say, the better.

As her girlfriend, I'm worried about her breaking.

Like, I don't want her...

You know, because of pressure.

And she stays strong in front of her kids like nobody's business.

It's a lot for her.

You know, I'm worried about her.

Coming up, there's no hiding it from them at this point. You know, the first

time around, they were too young.

I wanted to tell you right away, but then, you know, it makes me nervous. I

wish, like, I really didn't know this.

Please just say it, because you're making me sad. No, but it makes me even

uncomfortable, like, knowing that.

You don't feel good?

Is it, like, setting in?

Oof. Oh. Oh, you know, hold on a second. No, no, no. Just, please, just go get

burnt.

Oh, poor baby.

Reno really wants me at his colonoscopy.

What am I going to do there? Like, hold his hand while the camera gets stuck up

his butt? I mean, like, what am I supposed to do?

Where's that? Is he going to the bathroom or no?

Yeah, you want to go check on him? Please go check on him.

Dad, what are you doing?

Yeah, I'll be right out.

I got him to pan drive, but I'm a little bored about it.

He's not going to crap in his pants. I'll be right back.

You want to make something for the kids?

Mm -hmm.

You okay, baby?

No, I'm not, actually.

I know. I mean, what were the exact words?

He said that the tests were inconclusive and that he wants me to come back in

for more testing.

Never being inconclusive, Jim.

Ever.

I would not jump to any conclusions.

The lab could have screwed up the test.

You know, it's not that simple, Ben. I don't think so, Jim.

I don't think that's it at all.

I don't think that. I think there's something in the test.

I think that he's...

seeing something he doesn't like, and you know that's not good. You know it.

I know you're trying to help me get through this right now, but those words

never good.

There's a thousand reasons that it could have been inconclusive.

What did I say? I said, I was waiting for that other shoot of all. I was

for it. I was waiting for that moment that it was so perfect for so long, and

then it hit me like a ton of bricks.

In five years, I've never once had a scare.

Every time he calls me and says, Amber, congratulations, you have continued good

health. That's not what he thinks, Todd.

All he's doing is asking you back in.

You're going to do some more tests, and we'll see what happens.

Okay?

I don't think someone who was diagnosed with cancer can ever be the same.

My fear is that, just like in the beginning, one test after another was

As time has gone on, on the daily, I'm okay. But during these tests, it's

constantly on my mind. It's all I could think about. It's paralyzing.

There's no freaking way I could go to Florida right now.

There's no way. My mind is not right right now.

And I can't think about going to Florida.

And having fun. I just can't do it.

If I have a relapse, it doesn't look so good. You know that.

Listen.

If something was very serious, he would have called you right in.

Right away.

Come on, I mean, he did.

No. Remember last time?

We got the call. We were at the hospital the next day.

He's telling me to come in tomorrow, Jim.

How would we see the kids if, God forbid, there was a relapse of the kids?

There's no hiding it from them at this point. You know, the first time around,

they were too young.

You're finally getting this done.

I have to get it done. It's a way my father had colon issues.

Colon cancer for men is really high.

Now I know. And it's something that needs to be addressed.

My colonoscopy, they turn me on the side.

You come with me.

And they have a little camera and they shove it right up the poop chute.

And they make sure that everything's working properly.

So how long is the procedure? About 30 minutes? About 30 minutes. Yeah.

And if they do see anything like polyps, they'll just take him out, do a biopsy.

And if he has any inflammation, they'll take biopsies of it right now.

We're going to get started with getting your blood pressure. Hello.

You're all ready? Ready or not, I guess here we come. Here we go. Let's go.

Colonoscopies are usually status quo. But who likes coming under surgery?

I mean, he is nervous.

So I'm Reno's calming force.

And you know what? I do focus on the positivity and the outcome being good.

That's what I focus on.

You just focus on your little exam.

All right, we'll see you in a little bit. Okay.

Love you.

My best.

And then you can just go right out that door to the waiting room, and we'll call

you in when he's all done. Okay. Okay.

Ciao, ciao.

Ciao, Beth.

We have to make sure everything's okay. He's my husband. He's Giovanni's dad.

You know, I have to be strong when he's weak.

If you have two people that fall apart at the same time, who's going to help

each other out?

When you wake up, you'll be relaxed, happy.

Back to the same normal dysfunctional life that I just came from.

I don't know about that. I'm not sure we can face that.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to take a nap.

I don't want to go.

He's out.

Nicole, he's getting his colonoscopy now. The doctor was great, but they

the doors on me.

So now

she's not coming to Florida?

Nothing should ever be taken for granted.

They could be here today and gone tomorrow.

That's why I love, I adore, I cherish every day of my life.

So that's the way, that's the way I run my life.

Anyway, I got to go because I want to check on him and he should be out like

second. I love you. Bye, honey. Bye.

Okay. He's all done. He's in the recovery room. You can come with me. He

fabulous. Nothing to be concerned about.

He's going to be snoozing for a little bit.

He had the prettiest colon I've seen in a really long time.

Really? Yes, he did. That's because I cook healthy for him and I take good

of him.

Wake up.

He's up.

You're up.

Stop shaking.

I've never seen you so quiet. It was almost frightening.

I just want to tell you I'm so happy. They said your colon was so beautiful

it's like textbook.

I'm so happy. Everything's good.

Everything's good, sweetie.

You look so cute.

You look so cute. Are you working out? I did already.

I mean, here, I'm looking at pictures.

Oh, my God. You really are looking at pictures. Yeah, and I have pictures to

give you.

Oh, I love that picture. You know, like one for the wallet.

Oh, cool.

And I figured this is good because you're good at scrapbooking. I know. I

like, Lexi's life ever since she was little. I even have her belly button

Like, in a little place.

Oh, my God. You're going to have me do one for Adriana.

Do you still have her belly button?

No.

You look great.

Well, I've been working out because I thought I was going to Florida.

Yeah, I don't know if you kind of figured it out by now.

You're not going to come?

I don't blame you.

You know, just because of everything going on and everything, my head's just

there. Yeah. I just want to, you know, be home with the girls.

I know you guys played it for me, and I was, like, so looking forward to it, and

then this happened, you know?

I feel bad. I'm sorry.

No, it's all right. Listen, I'm not mad at you at all. I would probably do the

same exact thing you're doing, so I'd never get mad. I'm just going to miss

I completely understand why Teresa's not going to Florida. I get it a thousand

percent. But I'm a little bummed.

I'm a little bit being selfish because I kind of want my girl there, and I'm

going away with all these lunatics by myself.

Bring me some vitamin D back. I will.

Coming up. He said that he went with Teresa's mom.

When I went with her.

Do you want something to drink?

No, I'm good.

I think before I tell you something else, I need a Pablini.

Oh, God, that makes me nervous, too.

Do I want to know this?

I wanted to tell you right away, but then, you know. You're making me

I wish, like.

I really didn't know this. Please just say it because you're making me sad. No,

but it makes me even uncomfortable, like, knowing this.

It was something that was told to me.

Victoria Gotti came to my Fabellini signing, and Amber was there.

Then afterwards, I told Victoria, I'm like, yes, you guys have a mutual

She knows Reno and Teresa.

Then Victoria was like, you know, how she knew them, that her and Reno, Reno

wanted to date her.

Oh. Yeah, the time that him and Teresa were not together.

Okay, so in between the divorce.

Right. This is the thing. He ended up telling her something. I'll tell you

it was.

There was a reason why Reno and Teresa got divorced. Yeah.

And the one reason was, you know, that he said that he went with Teresa's mom.

Nobody went with her.

He had an affair with her mother.

I don't believe that at all. They were there together.

The mom was there?

Yeah, she was there. She was sweet.

Is she pretty?

Yeah, very attractive.

Okay. I'm sure he wasn't joking.

I mean, he's such a jokester.

Rina's like, sorry, I'm sorry. Who jokes like that?

I just think it's ridiculous.

I was just with them. The mother's sweet and, you know, it didn't happen.

I was more offended that someone would talk about someone's mother.

So you're not going to mention it to the girls?

Listen, I got so much going on that that's the last thing I want to be tied

into. I just don't know what to do right now, like holding this information,

like I feel. No, and I told you because that's the way for us to kind of see if

Amber says the story any differently than what I told you. And if she does do

that, then she's one freaking shady bitch. You know, I'm just saying.

The last thing I need right now is to get involved in this gossip train about

Teresa and Reno.

You know, I'm not trying to gossip, but just because I'm not going on a trip, if

Amber puts it out there in a way it shouldn't be put out there,

Dino will stop it. All right. Well, I'm bummed you're not going.

I wish I could stay home now.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Shoveling? No, I'm not going to lie. Not my thing.

Drink, please.

Tina's single, are you?

Yes.

Did you see what's going on? I heard about the plea deal.

Yeah. I can't imagine what she's going through right now. You are like a sister

to me. I mean, they have to go through the rest of their life being a convicted

felon. It's going to count.

Obviously, this house is a lot smaller.

All I need a house for is Joe and I and our four daughters.

We're tipping.

Very good.

Nicholas can say many new words now. He can request anything verbally.

The blood work.

It came back. It came back.

The possibility is endless.

Amber knows something about your family.

How is Teresa involved?

Because somebody said something in front of the two of them. I like Teresa, but

don't give me a reason not to like her. No, no, no, no, no.

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