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Previously on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I don't want you to, like, force the idea of getting into NYU.

If you don't get in, you're not supposed to be there.

You married to both of these? That's my wife.

She's not a write -off.

We're twins. We're two minutes apart.

Identical twins.

Her boyfriend is my best friend. My boyfriend is her husband's best friend.

love to be married, so I do want to be married one day.

We have a restaurant in Little Italy.

Angelo's on Mulberry Street. That's one of my favorite Italian restaurants.

Nina and I are definitely the king and queen of Little Italy.

Did you know I went through the cancer?

What cancer?

She's lost touch, too. Why is she putting all of it on me?

How you doing, all right? Good.

No one could imagine what they're going through.

I don't like to go to traffic court.

Mommy's coming out with a dessert line.

The attorney fees are astronomical.

Mommy has to work.

This is not going to be our last Christmas together.

You never know how strong you are until it's the only choice you have.

I've learned to forgive and never regret.

You're not being double.

Everyone loves us.

You're being trouble.

I'm a survivor.

What did you just say? No one is bringing me down.

I'm back to bring the zen.

Namaste, bitches.

It's not in the company, you know.

So it's not really a garbage company? Yes, it is. It is a garbage company.

I invested a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of money.

The Gorgas are in the garbage business.

Great. Like, I don't know how I feel about this, but I think I want to kill

them. I want you to check it out.

You are my wife, right?

I am. I wish I was there the day you were investing it.

Here we are.

Is this truck going to look like your average garbage truck? This is a very

expensive truck.

Can't wait to see this thing.

It's much different than going to look at a building. Yeah, man, right?

Where is it?

There it is.

What?

That's not the truck, is it?

No, it's a regular truck.

I thought it was a typical garbage truck that we were going to drive around and

pick up, you know, garbage peels and wrappers and things like that. It's like

regular, everyday truck. And it is blue, like electric blue. This is where we

invested all our money.

Wonderful. I think we're going to be living in the truck.

Barry, Melissa.

Hi, guys. How are you? Melissa, nice to meet you.

So this is what you invested millions of dollars into?

It reminds me of the Cookie Monster.

This is a state -of -the -art shred truck.

So it's not for regular garbage. It's more for... We take government

confidential information, and we disintegrate it to nothing.

The Gorgas are not in the garbage business. They're in the...

Extremely important document smushing business.

Totally different.

It's very futuristic in here.

This is a document disintegrator. Okay. What you do is you'll go ahead and

you'll put your paper into here.

It'll come out like this in here.

Wow. Know what this is?

Millions, baby!

Millions! That's what that is.

Melissa really doesn't know.

How many millions I've invested into this company.

Don't fall now. Oh, my God.

If she did, I think she'll have a heart attack.

So this is big. This is like a big investment. This is a little bit scary

because, you know, I got three kids and a temporary house right now. They're

going to slow down building our house. You have to understand that we invested

lot of money, way more than what I told you.

I mean, I'm not going to be building a house immediately.

I'm not. It's going to take a little time, and we are going to sacrifice.

And what if this doesn't work?

Then we lose everything.

Cakes in a cup.

Cupcakes. Cakes in a cup. Because they're cupcakes. Excuse me?

Sebastian, you're at the dinner table, young man. Do it one more time, and

you're doing 100 push -ups right here.

Is everyone ready to say a prayer so we can eat?

I need my water.

Okay. Okay, ready?

In the name of the Father, the Son, Holy Spirit, amen.

God bless. Everyone eat.

I grew up in a very traditional Italian house. My father would say, look me in

the eye, yes, daddy, no, daddy. We called it old school, and I firmly

that boys especially need discipline.

Sebastian, talk to me about school.

We did our vocabulary skits today.

Did you study?

Yes. Are you going to get a better grade than you got last time?

I have been getting better grades. In vocabulary?

Yes. I've only done that once.

All right. Making sure.

Isabella, don't pick your nose.

Take your fork and put it down like that.

Perfect.

So does anyone care what Dad's going to do next week for work?

What are you going to do?

We're going to do another commercial.

So are you guys up for it?

No. Come on, show of hands, who wants to be in another commercial?

Jim owns a residential mortgage company, and the commercials that we make are

always family -oriented.

When should you start planning for college?

When should you really start saving for retirement?

I don't know.

Now. I want to stay with that cute and hokey theme.

Hey, you did the hair flip that is now famous.

For years, my husband had this idea of the mortgage now hair flip.

And, you know, even when I was bald, battling cancer, he said, I'm like,

I have no hair. What kind of flip are we talking about?

So what do you think about sticking all the kids in all the cubicles?

To a scene like, you know, while other banks take 120 days to do your mortgage

and just have them all going nuts in the background.

What do I do?

You, my lady, are going to be answering the phone and saying, it took 120 days,

that's despicable.

This is 120 days, that's despicable.

Oh, she got it. Oh, I love it.

It's probably going to be pandemonium, so there's no sugar or soda on the set.

Aw.

Want to take a picture with me?

Um, no.

Well, Mommy's going to take a picture. Are you ready? Smile.

Look, that way.

Look at me, Melania.

So annoying.

Pictures, pictures, pictures.

That's all. It's pictures.

Fabulous desserts are, of course, Italian desserts.

Every time I have a new product, I like to celebrate with pictures and a party.

Melania. Melania.

We're going to get in a shot with you. Please.

Melania. You are so annoying, I swear.

I wanted to take beautiful pictures with you guys so I could put this on my

website. Come on, give me a smile.

Melania, you're giving me anxiety.

You're making me sweat. I don't even know what that means. That means, like,

heart's beating fast because you're making me nervous.

What is it called, the food

line? Fabulous.

That's very witty.

Melissa and I didn't exactly get off on the right foot at my party.

Amber, you had breast cancer?

You had no idea?

We obviously have unresolved issues, but I am happy to rekindle Melissa because

she represents a very fun time in my life that didn't include chemo and

children. You know how to drive in the snow?

No, I don't know how to drive in the snow.

Amber, put two hands on the damn wheel.

Ten and two, baby, ten and two.

Whoa, they're salting us.

I want to know what you think of the twins.

I talked to Teresa.

I talked to her a little bit, but, you know, not much.

They really got on my last nerve lately.

But you hadn't talked to them since your party.

Yeah, oh, the party that they basically crashed.

Bring a whole freaking entourage.

I said to her, if you want to invite anyone, let me know. Two weeks later,

has 15 more couples.

Teresa, she's the married one, and then the other one had the boyfriend with

her. Which is Bobby is my husband's best friend.

Now, is she fully divorced?

Oh, yeah, for years.

Oh, they're divorced. For years.

They didn't have a good marriage.

There was some sort of cheating going on. But what I heard is that it was

that broke up a family.

Oh, okay.

I heard that through the grapevine.

I don't want to be too much of the gossiper, but I feel like I can trust

Melissa.

Melissa is inherently a good person. And that's what I look for.

I want people who have good heart and good soul to them. It's a strange story.

It's crazy. That is like a story.

Holy cow, these plows just come. They don't give a damn up here in Jersey.

Coming up.

Are you crying on me? I am crying because I feel for you. See, now you're

to make me cry.

I love that you speak in English.

I love it.

What?

Yes, of course you can have a cup of tea.

Oh, I think Aunt Dina's here.

Wait, hold on. Wait for me. Wait for me.

Yeah.

Hi.

Oh, my God. Look at you. You're all dolled up. You're so casual.

There's never a dull moment at Teresa's house. I don't remember once, like, just

going there and having a cup of tea and a nice, calm conversation.

Oh, my gosh.

Everything looks amazing.

And the car's impressed this bit.

I know. I wanted to impress you. So is it just, like, a small group?

A few friends.

My mom's coming. My mother -in -law's coming. So cool.

Hi, baby. How are you? You look gorgeous.

I don't like to just put products out there. I like to test them. And who's

better to test them than friends and family?

Oh, this looks so nice.

Oh, my God, I'm going to be working out at the gym for hours after this.

You know what's in here?

What, baby?

Sugar. Sugar.

How old is she? Four.

Is this your godchild? Wait, this is your godchild, right? That's my

Oh, yeah. Gabrielle is my godchild. This one is Dina's godchild.

Teresa and her family, of course, are at the top of my prayer pile.

And no matter what, Adriana will always be in my life. I'm her godmother.

How does it feel to hold your goddaughter?

I would love for you to marry our mother.

It's a sacred relationship to me.

You don't break that.

I've always kind of looked at Teresa kind of like a sister.

So I think this kind of makes it official. We're family now.

Doesn't she look more like my kid than Teresa's, though?

I mean, with the blue eyes.

Hi, Ma!

Go easy, go easy.

Hi, Mama.

Ma, look at Adriana.

Be careful. You just got to be careful. You're going to break that.

Okay, it's okay, Adriana.

It's okay, honey. It's okay. Come here.

It's okay.

She's okay.

With everything that's going on with her, she amazes me. She really does.

Teresa's like super mom.

Dump it out again.

Okay. Dump it out again? All right. Dump it out again.

Mommy, I love you.

I love you, too.

Are you in some ways closer to Teresa?

Then you are your own sister. I'm not going there.

Cheers, guys. Thanks for coming.

Thank you.

Let's go into the dining room. We're going to play a game.

Amber and Melissa, come over here.

Let's blindfold you guys.

I'm going to give them a dessert to try, and then they're going to tell me

what's the first thing that comes to their mind, like the texture in your

Oh, boy. Are the girls in the room?

Are they gone?

Don't feed me poison.

Open. Okay, you got it. You got it. What comes to mind? I don't know what that

was, but it was good.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm a big fan of being blindfolded and having things stuck in my mouth.

Open your mouth.

Cheesecake. We bought the cheesecake.

I'm not supposed to eat dairy, but that's okay. Oh, sorry.

Teresa, she is a sweetheart.

The fact that she, you know, invited me because I was friends with Melissa and

she came to my house and she wanted to return that favor.

Like, how nice is that?

Teresa, Teresa, I'm so sorry.

Yeah. This is a good opportunity to say I'm so sorry if anyone offended you at

my party.

I can't believe she's here.

They can have any opinion they want.

We know who we are. People feel a certain way that, you know, I can't

that. You know, what hurts me the most is my children. Like, I don't want them

to hurt. I'm trying my best, my husband and I, to get through this.

And we will. We're both strong people.

And I'm not going to crumble up.

I'm just not, so.

Are you crying on me? I am crying because I feel for you. See, now you're

to make me cry.

No,

because I saw her crying, and I cry now very easily.

Why are you crying?

No, I wasn't. She wasn't. She was so happy. Yeah, I'm happy because I have

Why are you crying?

I'm not crying. I'm happy.

Are you okay?

I was playing.

And you make me so happy.

You know that you make me so happy? I love you more than anything.

Do you know that? I love you so much.

See, this is what makes me happy every morning.

Go by Aunt Lisa. You have all chocolate all over your mouth.

Watching you just with your daughter is really just...

I know you're being strong for your kids, and yours is amazing.

You know, I don't know if Melissa told you, but I almost lost my life to breast

cancer.

So I get you.

You just hold on to your daughter a little bit hard. I can see that, you

and that's what I did with my kids.

It almost gets on my nerves when someone new comes along and tries to get all

emotional about what she's going through.

That you just want Teresa to like her, if she's acting.

No.

Are you okay now?

Yeah.

Teresa and Joe, they should be here soon.

I know.

Teresa was the one who invited her, right? Because we were talking about

she has cookbooks.

Several couples. I'm really interested about that. Nicole and I couldn't go to

Teresa's dinner party, so I want to have them come to the restaurant and just

have a really good, fun night.

Hi. Hey.

How are you? Here, Teresa. You sit next to me, sweetie.

I like Teresa.

People say, oh, she's as dumb as a doorknob. Who cares? I don't really care

about people's intelligence level. I like her heart.

The TNT, Teresa and Teresa.

We could be like TNT exposures, that's it.

So these are actual twin twins?

Yeah, identical twins.

You gotta get the same color hair, that way you look identical.

Oh wait, wait a second, we go back and forth.

It's a twin thing, I love being a twin.

She's like my partner in crime.

That's nice.

I've always wished to have a sister.

So wait, so you have little brothers?

I have one brother. Oh, that's it? Okay.

Let's do Spadini, little clams, and a shrimp.

Family owned. That's the family portrait.

That's his dad over there, Giovanni. Your dad looks just like you. Where's

With the blue tie. That's Reno.

With the blue tie. When Reno had hair.

And then he married me.

And he lost his hair.

It must have been me.

I'm really glad that Joe came tonight.

Obviously, he's under a lot of pressure, so he hasn't been really wanting to go

out much.

But, you know, I think it's important for both of us to still have fun and

new friends.

How long he's been dating now?

Eight months. Eight and a half months.

Do I need to correct you?

I'm so sick and tired.

Of people asking me where my relationship is at and wanting to, like,

off. Let time take its course and see where it goes.

Where's your bib?

You're actually going to put that on you first?

Do you want this one? I was going to give you yours.

You're putting it on yourself first. Do you want mine?

Bobby, ladies first.

Give the ladies the tail.

I'll take the tongue.

I don't think I'm going to eat all of it, but it looks good.

I just want to say it really is like a pleasure meeting you both.

Oh, thank you. I know you guys are going through a lot right now, and I know it

must be very difficult, but if we can help in any way, like I said, I'm not...

I think what my wife's trying to say is that even though we just met, we're all

here for you. Thank you.

We're here for you.

It's nice getting the support that we are getting.

It seems like they know who Joe and I really are.

You're always going to have the haters.

And you know what? Let the haters hate.

I just love, love, love.

So, Joey, myself and Reno and Jimmy want to do like a guy's night out. And Jimmy

is who?

Amber's husband.

I'm good with that. So you're in.

I hang.

I could tell you hang.

I just want to thank everybody again, really. I mean, it was a great night.

It was a real pleasure.

It was a great night.

Salute. And it was a real pleasure meeting everybody.

I'm not big on meeting new people, but I'm glad I came.

Coming up... Your application has been declined.

Why?

As a parent, you want to fix it, and I couldn't fix it.

I'm meeting someone here. Amber?

Or Bina?

Or, oh God, that's not her last name anymore.

Hi!

How are you? Hi, honey, how are you? How are you doing?

It's like freezing outside. I can't even take off my coat yet.

When I used to go out with Amber, we always had a good time. We were young,

though. It was like a different... I'm still young.

I already ordered a drink.

But we were like 21 young. So did we do shots? Did we go to nightclubs?

Absolutely. Do you come here a lot?

Yeah, you know, I'm only like maybe 10 minutes away from here. We're in a

house right now and we're building again. But my husband just told me that

going to have a little delay.

It's crazy.

But like he works really hard.

He provides for our family.

Like that whole like woman's lip thing, like I get it. Like we should have our

independence. But I like being the wife.

I swear, when I used to leave Joe to babysit, Joey's diaper would be on

backwards. I'm like, it's like 10 o 'clock. Did you feed the kids?

Corbin, do not hit your sister.

Doorbell.

Welcome,

Bobby!

Sounds like Red Central Station.

What's up?

Bobby, he's one of my friends I've had for over 12 years, and he's one of my

closest friends, and I trust him.

Did your mom like to eat McDonald's? No.

Tonight you're going to.

Daddy! Mom doesn't want to have this.

No telling mom.

Do you want to see your dessert now?

Be prepared for the greatest Uncle Bobby milkshake you're ever going to have in

your life. Okay.

Because we have non -organic ice cream.

It's not organic?

That's right.

When it comes to discipline, I'm definitely the bad cop. But...

Comes to food, I'm the good cop. My theory is every kid needs McDonald's

month just because eating cardboard is no fun, and you have to have something

look forward to in life.

What do you think?

Oh, my God, that's so good. Yeah.

Better than mom's? Better than mom's. Yeah, definitely.

Dude, these are great.

Besides being a mommy, how about your singing?

Do you know I had music out and everything? Yes, I do. That was good. I

know if you heard, but I'm in acting. I've been doing a lot of acting.

Wow. What have you been doing? I did some commercials.

Good. Good for you.

So here's a good test.

What is it?

If you were diagnosed with something as horrible as cancer, where would you

rather be?

Singing?

With your family. Oh, my God. With my family.

Hands down.

That might have been dramatic. Yeah, a little. I know what you're saying. When

was faced with, I had dreams too.

When I was diagnosed, I cut that and went right towards my family.

I've learned so much from this cancer thing. I did not know, and I'm sure it

like a really hard time. It never even crossed my mind that you might not have

known. You know, I kind of just wrote you off, you know, as like a cold

bitch, to be honest with you.

I mean, I'm sorry. You called me and told me you had cancer. I've been like,

my God.

Of course. I'm coming up right now.

You haven't called me. I haven't called you.

You know, I just feel like I'm not here to nitpick you, and I hope it's vice

versa. I know now, and I'm here now.

Like, what's so difficult?

There's nothing more to say about it. I want to be clear on what you want to do

with our friendship. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm letting you know I'm not

picnic picking.

Okay. For whatever reason, we did lose touch. You went on your way. We

definitely did, but I feel like, okay, now, you know, I was happy you reached

out, and now we can kind of move on from it. You know what I mean? Absolutely.

Okay, good. You know, that's why we're having drinks. If I hated you, I

be here.

Melissa, Melissa, Melissa.

I want to have a true friendship with her, like old times.

I'm going to stay here now. I'm going to make her my friend of the year.

I just wanted to make sure we're good.

My husband likes Jim a lot.

What does Jim do? Is he a lawyer?

He's the presidency of a mortgage company. Got you. It's a hard industry

in. I need another milkshake.

No, let Daddy spend a little time with Uncle Bobby, please, honey?

Go, go, go.

Nicole and I, Teressa Reno and Joe, we went to dinner the other night. Okay.

So why don't we do like a guy's night out kind of thing?

Myself and Jimmy, Reno, Joe and Joe.

You know they brawl like every five minutes, right?

I think they're over all that.

Yeah.

You know I would love to go. If it was you, I'm in. Reno? Yeah, Reno, I'm in.

But can't do it.

Let's do some simple math. A, I run a mortgage bank.

B, Joe has actually been indicted for mortgage fraud. I can't be in the same

room. I mean, there's no way.

I'm the president of a bank that lends mortgage -backed securities.

I also work with the Department of Justice on mortgage -backed security

cases.

I could be working with a prosecutor that is prosecuting Mr. Giudice.

Legally, I got no idea what's going on with these guys.

All I can tell you is on a personal level, everything was great.

Joe and Teresa, they seem like very nice people.

But I'm the predator in this situation. He would be the prey. It's a very touchy

situation.

Seriously, Bobby.

No way.

Not happening. I'm not going with the guys. I'm telling you right now.

So basically what you're telling me is that you're in.

There's no freaking way.

Hello.

Hi, Lex.

Looks like a murder scene in here. What happened?

I'm struggling with the mannequin.

You have to help me.

What do I have to help you? You work here.

I have a dog in my hand.

There's so many things that are hard for me when I think about Lexi going off to

college. One of them is we are definitely very attached to each other.

We're going to let her go!

She's my everything.

It's always been me and Lexi because the men in my life are always absent for

some reason.

I got this. I got this.

You got the NYU email?

Yeah. It's just, like, stressful.

Let me see that email.

Do you have it?

Yeah.

I have to sign into all this stuff.

At this point in the college process, Lexi has applied to NYU for early

decision, and she got this letter, the email, actually.

Whatever's supposed to happen will.

Oh. I didn't get in.

Let me see.

So your early action application has been declined.

Why?

Why?

It made me so sad because, like, as a parent, you want to fix it, and I

fix it.

All right, well, we have a lot to think about.

I mean, right now, let's just work through what you're feeling.

To know a bunch of people sat around a table and looked at my things and said

is kind of, like, heart -wrenching.

I know, but it's not because you're not good enough. You know that, right?

Obviously it was, Mom.

No, it's not.

Like, they have so many people trying from all over the world. You have to say

that because you're my mother, but I wasn't good enough to be. That's not

That's not true.

It's nice to assume that, but we don't know that. Well, I'm going with that

because I think you're perfect for their life.

How about that?

I got you a present.

And I got this before anything because it would be, like, a celebration gift

like, cheer you up gift.

And it's pretty, but it also has a meaning.

And I got one for me to wear.

Make. Purple, red. The color is, like, red is for protection.

And the green eyes is, like, green is all about growth and change.

So cool.

Different. You know how they shed their skin and they start new. So it's all

about change. And we're both going through so much change.

So I thought it would be nice for us both to wear it.

Thank you so much, mom.

How you doing, man? How are you? What are you drinking, John? I have a vodka

something. Look at this crew. Is this the pasta connection now?

How are you doing? How are you doing?

How are you? How are you?

Nice to meet you.

How are you?

Nice to meet you. Joe, listen, all the guys are going bowling. Come on. Let me

guess. Hi. Rosie. I want to forget about this problem and just have a few laughs

together.

Oh, very musculoskeletal, huh? Yeah.

As soon as she opened up and started talking, I just knew we were going to

a good time, me and her.

Rosie, you're up.

Rosie's my chick.

Rosie!

Rosie!

Good job, baby.

What the f*** was that?

This one's for you.

Where's Amber's husband?

Where's Amber's husband?

Well, you want the truth or you want me to lie? I want the truth. Jimmy was

under the impression that there was some kind of conflict between the two of you

guys. And he thought he was going to get caught in the middle of it. Are you

serious? Jimmy tells me he doesn't want to be around a felon.

I don't want to tell these guys the whole story. They're going to destroy

kid. I'm only going to focus on the fact that he doesn't like being around

people that fight, and hopefully we can leave it at that.

Come on, you're not telling the whole truth. No, really, I'm not telling the

whole truth. Why would anybody want to come because of that?

You can't make it up. When I met this guy, I liked him. He seemed like a real

nice guy.

Well, maybe he is. He's a prick.

I'm a little offended because I'm a straight -up, good, clean -cut guy.

You would want to hang out with me.

It's an honor. You got to pull a number to hang out with me.

Did you guys hear about this event we're having next week?

What's that?

Wednesday night at my house, we're doing a first responder party. It's to bring

awareness to all first responders.

Can I come as a psychiatrist?

Being a first responder is very important to me.

And I never understood much about it prior to Hurricane Sandy coming.

A friend of mine brought me to the firehouse.

We spent all our time there because they had a generator.

And in being there, I really got to see firsthand how much these guys and girls

really do for the community.

And I'm like, wow, I got to be part of this.

And I graduated the academy.

It's been about a year now.

and I think that's one of the most honorable things anybody could do.

Reno's coming as a therapist.

I'm coming as a therapist.

It's perfect.

Me and Jim can sit down and talk about it.

Jim, talk to me.

Jimmy James is not that bad.

Should you do attorneys? You have to dress up as an attorney too or no? It's

an attorney party.

Are we done with bowling?

Let's go play a little pool. Come on.

Coming up next.

I don't know if he's going to get off without charging.

I feel that he's definitely going to do some time for some of these charges.

You like my new jacket I just bought?

You look so handsome. I love your necklace.

Thank you. It's very nice.

Can I have it? Yeah, you can have it. Beautiful. I like the shirt.

It goes with my shirt. It actually does.

It does?

James Van Praagh, he's my friend. He has a very comforting way of letting people

know what to expect.

And he speaks to dead people.

How great is that?

I could have found out about you. I haven't seen you in a while.

I know.

You're right through a full transitional period.

The next two years, you're going to not even be in this place.

I know your heart is here and you want to be here, but you won't be here

some new things are coming in.

You know, life is going to change. Yeah, I know.

It's sad, but you've had some great times here. I have.

You've had some great times.

Lexi grew up here.

And Lexi's going to school now, so she won't be here anymore.

She's going through a lot with doing the whole thing. Oh, no, she'll love it.

She'll be a different person.

Lexi's going to be fine.

You know, Lexi's upset she didn't get into NYU and, you know, being there for

Teresa. I have a lot on my mind.

It's hard to quiet the mind sometimes.

Well, Teresa's coming over.

Do you know my friend Teresa?

Oh, yes, the famous cookbook author, yes.

She's going through a lot right now, so I've been trying to help her. She's

having trouble with the legal things.

I'm legal. All right, well, we'll see what's going on. I'll just read her.

Yeah.

Do you think Melissa's here yet? Oh, I see a white dresser ready.

Hey. Hi, hi. What's going on?

You look nice. Hi, thanks.

Somebody do a little shopping? Yeah, yeah. They have really cute stuff.

Melissa, we haven't seen each other since Amber's party.

I like her. She protects her family, her friends, the people who she loves.

That's adorable.

Let me see, Teresa.

Tommy. Oh, this is so cute.

Do you like the jeans?

I like those a lot.

They are cute.

How's Reno?

Reno is good.

How's Bobby?

Bobby's good.

I think the guys had fun together, right? I think they went out and had

or whatever. There you go, what I know.

Oh, wait, did you hear the best?

What? How Jim didn't want to go with the guys.

Jim Amberton? Wait, Jim Amberton, yeah, he said that he's scared of Teresa's

husband and your husband because he said they like to fight.

And he's scared they may fight with him.

When Jim told Bobby why he didn't go bowling, he never said not to say

I think everyone should know the truth.

Basically, he said, since I'm in the mortgage business, and they have all

fraud cases against them, and they have all these indictments, and he does not

want to be seen out with them. What?

Oh, yeah. He said that out loud? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

He needs to shut up and know his role, because Joe Giudice is going through a

really hard time right now. I agree.

He needs to have a little respect, because he doesn't know my husband, and

doesn't know Joe Giudice.

Amber's the one that reached out to reconnect with me, and I find out her

husband's talking shit about my family.

What is going on here?

He better watch himself.

What's wrong with these people?

Why are you squishing my chub?

Stop with the chub.

Come on, get it together. Sit down.

Do you want me to explain the commercial?

Yes, I want you to explain the commercial. All right, so this is how

to go.

Michael, you're going to be directing, but you're also going to be doing some

the reading.

So you're going to walk in the front door, and there's going to be a

receptionist at the front desk. I'll be the receptionist.

Yeah, you can be the receptionist. I'll be the receptionist. You can be the

receptionist. Perfect.

I'm going to do the hair flip.

You're going to do the hair flip. Good. So you're going to go like this?

Isabella, I'm the camera. That's it. Oh, bang.

Do it again. Do it again.

Is she seriously a mini -me?

She is.

I'm afraid to say it's time for bed.

She's definitely not the Amber that I used to know. That's for sure. She's

changed in a lot of ways. In which way? Like, you know, you came back into my

life. From the beginning, I felt like she was nitpicking a little bit. Which I

don't know why she actually wanted to come back into your life after she spoke

so bad about you. Like, oh, I had cancer and you have a cold.

It's coming off a little drama queen -ish to me now. You know, I'm hearing

got a lot to say behind everyone's back.

What's that supposed to mean?

I want to come out and tell you this because I don't know if this is a

thing in your life or not, but I've been in the situation where people have

talked about me and rumors have gone around that were 100 % untrue. I want to

tell you to your face. She was talking about me?

I can't even imagine what's going to come out of your mouth right now.

She mentioned lightly about you that maybe you had wrecked a family or like

took a husband away from his wife or something. What?

But what I heard is that it was Nicole that broke up a family.

Oh, okay.

I heard that through the grapevine.

My sister's never broken up a marriage. Never.

I don't even know where she's getting it from. She's pulling it out of her fat

ass. To be honest, it was sitting on my brain, and I was like, you know what,

this has happened to me before when people have said things that aren't

And maybe it was true, maybe it wasn't. I wanted to give you the opportunity to

explain yourself.

I am devastated because Amber knows there have been people in my life who

hurt me. I can't stay at home record.

I'm so glad you told me because she has no clue dealing with the two of us.

This is my sister, and I stand behind her 100%. I want to go to her house. I

want to go to her house. I think it's fair that you guys know what was being

said. That's it. Whatever you do with the info is on now.

See, it was a lie. I was not going to allow that to be out there without her

being able to clear it up. No, I know. I'm coming with her now. We're going to

go now. Yeah, go.

Just pay for your jeans. Can't you leave with those on?

No. I want to go.

I'm very protective of my twin.

You know, that's my life.

I mean, come on. I'm in utero with her for nine months. You have to leave my

sweater and my jeans. I'll be back. All of a sudden. She's not even making me

change back into my clothes because she's livid right now. Oh, my God. So

know what? That's it. I just bought that.

I'm buying that.

Oh, my gosh.

She lied about me.

I've been there for her. The last thing you could say, I agree, is that you're a

homewrecker. That is the worst lie she could have said about you. Do you think

need to get out?

It's kind of unempty.

$5? Get there.

I want to get there. Just get in my bed quick. Get in my bed quick.

Here. Just tell him $10 just to get out of here because I know you want to get

there.

Come on, honey. Hurry up. We got to go. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

Hurry. We have to go like... Hi, hi, hi. Come on, come on, come on. Hurry up,

sweetie. Hi. Can I have $10 regular, please?

Yes. Thank you. As soon as possible.

Thank you.

Hi. Hi.

How are you? Teresa. That's my friend, Jean. Hi.

I like that greeting.

Like, huh?

You gotta be that way. Life's too short not to have fun.

Do you live close by here? Your fly's open. I know.

I'm just visiting.

Oh, okay.

You know, I don't go to psychics regularly.

Tell me the latest. Or should I tell you?

It is kind of weird, right?

You have a lot going on around you.

Well, you're in a legal thing right now, right? The legal dispute thing?

Yeah, I mean... Are you thinking of moving someplace?

Um...

No. I think you might be moving.

Well, my brother's building a house.

Okay. No, this is you.

I'm moving? Oh, my God, I'm shocked right now. Are you?

But what does that mean, like a new house, like smaller? Looking for a

Yeah, that'll accommodate you better.

I don't want to move. We have a lot of memories here. I want them to always

remember, like, where they grew up. You know, remember home.

Do you have any photos of any of them? Yeah. Let me see photos. I like to read

photos.

That's the baby. Out the door. He's four now. Wow. That's our goddaughter.

Yeah, that's our goddaughter.

Here's the whole family.

And that's Joe's husband?

He's a Gemini.

I think he's going through his own little hell right now in his own head.

Did his dad pass over?

No. Where's his father now? They're young.

Not here. They're here?

Yeah. And how's his relationship with his father?

He adores his dad.

I think he's still looking for approval from his father. He doesn't want his dad

to look at him a certain way.

Joe puts a lot of responsibility on himself, on his shoulders. He carries a

But what's happening right now, I think from your point of view, it'll work out

fine for you.

You know what does that mean? I don't know. It doesn't mean that you're in

I don't see that.

Well, that's a good thing.

So what do you mean for me?

Why did you say for me?

Your husband, I'm not so sure about.

Like, I just got to tell you. I don't know if he's going to get off with those

charges.

I feel that he's definitely going to do some time for some of these charges or

also pay some restitution.

I don't see him out in the clear completely.

I just got poked out.

Because it's real, because you're feeling it. Yeah, no, because I try not

think about the negative stuff.

Because if I think about it, it just brings me down.

So those are the reasons why things happen. And when it happens at the time,

might not know why this is happening.

But later on, it will show itself. There will be a value to it.

You know, I think about my kids and... And they'll be fine.

And Joe and everything.

Joe might have a hard time. Joe might have a hard time.

Coming up

next...

I want to scream.

I just go, ah!

You'll feel better.

Ah!

Do you feel better now? A little bit.

Well, hello, baby.

Can you push him off the table?

I'm not pushing him off the table.

Botox, off the table.

Botox is that name? Yeah. He needs some Botox. Yeah, really. The wrinkles are

really creeping in. Yeah, you have a lot of wrinkles, Botox.

What's that thing hanging right there? That's a penis.

Oh, my God. It does look like a penis.

I've never seen a cat penis. I find it just fascinating. It's a cat penis.

Are you sure that this penis looks like a scrotum?

I don't want you to sing. I don't want you to hear music. I'm not in a jolly

mood right now, Teresa.

All right. I'm even going 70. Oh, my gosh.

I'm not sure this is the right way. I know. You're crazy.

I know.

I'm not thinking right now. No, no, no. You're really not thinking. I don't even

know why she would try to hurt me so bad.

Where's the street? Right here.

How could someone who means the world to someone not always have your back?

Go behind my back and say makeup's a terrific thing. I'm in such shock over

that. Oh, wait a second. I see Isabella by the window. Oh, shoot. That's the

kids' bedroom?

Lay down like a good girl.

Come on.

Lay down.

Shh.

We're not going to do this right now. But I think at Bobby's party, you know

what? It's meant that the kids were here because the people who she told the

lies to.

Are going to be there. Are going to be there. Exactly.

Is going to have to, you know, apologize to you.

And she's going to know that your relationship will never be the same with

anymore. As much as I want to walk through those doors, I won't do that.

not the right time in front of the children.

But this isn't over.

I'm going to settle this once and for all.

Let's pull away, sweetie. I'm sorry. I'm nervous.

I know.

Let's pull away before someone sees us.

I know. That's all we need.

Hardy cannot come soon enough. She's going to have to apologize to me, and

going to make her say it to everyone there.

I'm sorry I lied about Nicole.

I want to scream.

I want to scream.

You'll feel better.

Do you feel better now?

No. A little bit.

Next time on The Real Hot Fires of New Jersey.

How many cars are you planning on wrecking? I mean, you're my best

She's insane.

Sanity. Action.

Action.

I just wanted to see if you would like to go on an official date.

The thought of it makes me want to throw up. Melissa, listen.

Amber's been saying that you broke up a marriage. What the hell? What is she

talking about?

I don't know where she got this from.

The two of you, let's go.

Do you really want me to go there? I work with the same attorney general

prosecuting your brother -in -law. You're dumb.

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