Original subtitles

Last season on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. This family ended the season

on a good note, but man, was it a journey to get there. Who's behind this

cheating thing?

It was your sister.

We can't be together without her trying to bring me down. She has this army

behind her that spread these allegations about my wife. I'm pissed.

Let's put an end to this bullshit once and for all because I'm done. Get balls,

be a man, stick with your blood.

I'm not sticking with scum like you.

Hey, Joe. What?

Apologize. I think sometimes you have to hit rock bottom

before it gets better.

For my husband, I will swallow my pride and I will

make up with his sister.

I love you.

I apologize.

And now we can move on.

I just want to start fresh, like just the way it used to be.

Love you guys.

Teresa and Joe Giudice indicted on federal fraud charges. Accused of lying

banks, the IRS, and the bankruptcy court.

If found guilty, they will go to jail for over half a century.

You never know what the fuck will happen.

Teresa, what are you telling your girl? I'm worried for my family.

Joe and Teresa maintained their innocence.

Keep moving back, please. I really don't know why this is happening to us. Keep

moving, please.

You know

where

all your other black sweaters went?

It's like you lose everything.

Hard reality setting in for a few stars of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

This is like getting out of control.

I can't. I don't want to watch it.

I'm really starting to get scared. There's 10 different stories out there.

You don't know what to believe.

What Teresa is going through right now is hell.

We need to just let her know that we're here. I let her know that I'm here for

the kids right now.

You let her know that you're here as her brother. And no matter what has

happened between Teresa and I, it's ridiculous and petty.

It means nothing right now with all of this.

Hello?

Hey, babe, how are you? Oh, hi, hon.

What came out today, no, is not true.

Oh, my God.

I got so nervous. I was like, I wanted to see, you know?

We haven't accepted her. So, like, I'm in a really dark place, and it's just

scary.

What are you guys doing tonight? Just going to hang in and cook dinner?

Yeah.

Makes you want to just stay home?

Yeah. You know what?

Relax and hang out with the girls, you know? Yeah, just family time.

You know, if there's anything we can do, you know we're here.

All right.

Okay, I'll talk to you later. All right, bye, honey.

Thanks, bye.

What are you talking about?

There's just something leaked to the press that's not true.

Like what?

Just nothing, you know. You know what?

Any stress that's out there, you do not have to. You know, Mommy deals with

everything.

Like, I obviously know what's going on. Like, I'm old enough to comprehend and

understand what's going on.

Things happen in life, and, you know, now Mommy and Daddy have to deal with it

the best we know how.

I just don't want you and your sisters, you know, to be affected by it.

What?

Melania, with your homework, please.

I'm coming.

I have to get dinner ready.

Can I just do my homework later?

Melania, do your own homework and listen to your mother.

Please, can I do it later?

Otherwise, you're not going to eat for a week.

It's just capitalization.

I made lentils too.

Capitalization. Oh, my God. It's so much work.

Can I read a book while she's doing this?

No, you need to do your homework.

The bitch is back, and if you don't like me, you can kiss my ass.

You look so beautiful.

Are you a peaceful orchid?

I love it. Peace and everything.

Teresa and I have been friends for over 20 years, and, you know, sometimes we

don't hang out as much.

Life gets in the way, but it's like no effort with her. When we see each other,

we pick up exactly where we left off.

It's like a sisterhood.

How are things between you and Caroline currently?

Want a glass of wine?

You know, I don't do well with wine.

You like Favolini?

Yeah, that's fine.

I have a present for you.

My mom made you this.

It's a guardian angel bracelet.

When I was going through, like, the hardest time, I wear this.

It's like a little protection thing.

Thank you.

How are you feeling? Are you, like, allowing yourself to, like, really feel

what's going on?

Subconsciously, I think about it at night.

Yeah. Like, when I'm sleeping.

Like, because I wake up in the middle of the night now.

You know what stresses me out? What?

I'm paying all these attorney fees.

Like, dang it.

Freaking mad.

And, like, we're chasing it. And, like, our money is going to attorneys.

Yeah.

That's why we sleep. Because I'm like, I could be putting this money away for my

children's college.

You know, geez, they're going to be 13.

College is right around the corner.

And I don't have any money to put away for their college.

Yeah. That's what breaks my heart.

I had a normal life, and now I'm in this nightmare.

I just want to wake up, and I just want everything to be like it was.

And that's the truth.

Like anything else, things go up.

Up and down.

Nothing's, like, perfect.

But I guess that would be boring.

You know what? I think if our life was perfect, then we would get bored.

You would get bored. You wouldn't grow.

Yeah. So I'm just trying to, like, handle one thing at a time.

With Tommy, you know, it's so stressful, that situation alone.

You know what? You have to be happy.

It turns out I'm pretty zen until you f*** with me.

I'm going through a separation with my husband.

Tommy. just has these little situations where these girls, you know, fall in

love with him and maybe he'll buy them a pocketbook and they think he's God.

He just doesn't know, like, sometimes there's a line.

If they're young with big tits, you shouldn't really be doing that.

Like, you know how much I adore him. No, I know. Like, there is this whole

dream, like, I could only have a baby with him. I feel, like, almost alone.

Like, all my friends are married with little kids.

Everything that I know is going away.

My daughter Lexi is going off to college.

Now I just have to worry about my f***ed up pets.

I'm away with animals.

Aw, Gracie, you're such a good girl.

Busted one.

It's nice to want the unwanted.

Dina, I'm always there for you, and you know, like... So you'll be my wingwoman?

Yes, I would love to be your wingwoman. Yes, I'm serious.

It's a deal.

Coming up... Are you okay with walking into this big group of people? Do you

feel like they're going to judge you?

We're here.

Hey, Melissa's here.

I know, it's gotten cold all of a sudden.

Hi, Tonya. Hi.

Hi, Melania.

Hi. Hey, how are you? What's up, girlies? Are you guys excited for

They're so cute.

Melissa and I were in a good place.

I do not want to fight anymore.

I told her, I'm done.

I have bigger fish to fry.

Bad hair day? Yeah, I know.

Teresa and I have really turned our relationship around.

You know, the both of us have learned to block everything else out and just

focus on our family right now.

Look, got a husband that cooks.

Sexy, hot.

Always tooting your own horn, I swear.

Joe and I are great, you know. The kids are doing amazing.

Mommy's a big mover.

Do you know he's crazy?

He's weird.

Gino started kindergarten, and he still says things that, you know, blow our

mind every single day.

Antonia is in cheerleading, and she absolutely loves it. Joey, get it. Get

Joey. And Joey's still my cute little prince.

Come on, Joey. Stay tight. Stay tight.

You know, it was hard for me to smile last year. There were so many rumors

floating around. Somebody said that you've been cheating.

They had an affair.

It was getting to me because so much of it wasn't true. I don't know. I feel

good. I feel fresh. I feel new.

You woke up kissing me.

Call me crazy.

Okay, guys, let's see your routine, girls.

Ready? And... She's been

practicing every day.

Show him, let's see how you twerk.

You know what's quirky? It's Tony, like, Miley Cyrus.

You don't know how to twerk?

Oh, she twerks all the time.

All right, both of you twerk. Let's see.

God, no twerking allowed.

By the way, I've been meaning to ask you, do you remember my friend Amber?

She was at my wedding. You don't remember her, do you? No, I don't

Amber.

Amber's a girl that I used to hang out with when I was single before I met Joe,

but haven't seen her in a while. Once you get married, you kind of don't

anymore.

She called me a few days ago. She just invited me to, like, a fall harvest

party. She said I can bring some friends.

Do you want to come?

When is it?

Sunday. I have plans with Dina.

Bring her.

All right. Let me ask her. See if she wants to come and you guys can come with

me. Okay. You never know. Maybe there will be a single guy there for Dina.

She could be a nice colt's next boy.

Sunday is less than a week away. I want to go over everything.

Got it. The servers.

Very pretty girls. But they're not stupid, right?

They actually have a brain.

They're not stupid.

If I have to correct any one of them, I'm going to be really pissed off. I

absolutely say that I am a tough person. I expect a lot out of people.

Is Jackie picking up a silver triforce?

Did you tell her that? Yes, I did.

I control every single piece around me. The photographer.

Do we know what time she's coming?

Find out.

All those pieces create a happy life for Amber and a happy life for my children,

a happy life for my husband.

Hey, babe, grab the door.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Oh, my God.

Babe, it's Wilbur.

Why'd you tell him to go, baby pig?

Go in there, go in there. I'll bring it in the garage.

Really, Jim?

You think that's funny?

A little bit.

Why are you freaking terrorizing her?

Oh, come on.

No, that's not funny.

I have four freaking kids, but I love my children so much. Take your fork and

put it down like that. I think children are truly a reflection of parenting

skills.

Isabella, don't pick your nose. The biggest...

component to being an effective parent is having a teammate.

I don't know what the point of that was.

I don't want daddy to kill all the pigs. He's not going to kill all the pigs,

honey. It's a wild boar festival, hence pig.

Oh, nice, Jim. Could you stop talking about the damn pigs?

I'm wound way too tightly.

I need to relax.

Wait, hold on.

So how many people are you thinking?

I have 53. I have my current friends, and then I have my old friends who I

and adore and cherish.

Melissa and I were friends in our 20s. We just partied our butts off, to be

honest with you.

We had a lot in common. We both wanted to be successful.

We had just different ways of going about it. So I went the school way. I'm

Columbia graduate with my master's in exercise physiology.

Melissa wanted to marry money.

And when she met Joe, it went very quick.

I was getting a phone call two months later saying, I'm getting married,

got to be at the wedding.

And then after that, Melissa just disappeared off the face of the freaking

planet.

I miss her, I do. I miss her a lot.

I was going to put the pig in the smoking chair with me and put a little,

flask in it. You are a sick motherfrigger.

That image, it's like burnt in my freaking head right now.

Welcome to my Zen den.

In my life, spirituality plays a huge role.

I went on this crazy spiritual trip where I lived in a Mongolian yurt with

running water for 10 days, and I lasted five, and I ran away and went to a bed

and breakfast.

I've changed so much.

I mean, I'm not going to be the spoiled girl I have been for the past 12, 13

years.

Tell me, what is happening?

I think my fear is not...

knowing love again.

What if I'm not able to open my heart and I die like a lonely cat lady?

With cats with no hair. Yes. It's just worse. It's just five times worse.

I haven't filed for divorce yet because I'm not seeing anyone else that, you

know, I want to start a life with. I don't think I'm ready to see anybody

to be honest with you.

And I just feel like I'm very happy in the situation that we're in.

I don't understand, like, why I can't break these ties, but it's like I have

desire to move forward in any way.

And he has his life, I have mine, and we meet in the bedroom.

Really?

Yeah. What I love to say to my single clients who are still having sex with an

ex is that there's no urgency in the rest of your life.

The last time I had to get naked in front of a guy, I was 28 years old. I

get naked in front of somebody new eventually? Like, that sucks.

So clients will see me. So you're telling me to go without so I get horny

that I make the move?

Yeah, I mean, I probably wouldn't use that language, but that's pretty much

I'm saying.

Making breakfast.

That looks delicious.

But can you wait? Mommy likes to be with you when you're cooking.

I don't think so. Get off.

All right.

Can I make pancakes?

You want to make pancakes?

We're going to make tiramisu.

Wait, you girls don't. Mommy's coming out with a dessert line.

I just launched a dessert line called Fabulous Desserts.

That's not your butthole!

What? I love it.

The attorney fees are astronomical.

So, you know.

Mommy has to work.

Now put the yellow in here.

You got it. That's it. Perfect. Now put the yellow in there. You got it.

Mommy, I want to do it. All right, all right, all right. You're going to do it.

Mommy already made one.

So listen, you're going to say happy birthday to Nana?

Happy birthday!

Next week, we're getting together for Joe's grandmother's 80th birthday. We're

going to be taking a portrait of the whole Giudice family.

Are they bringing kids?

Yeah. Because I don't like them.

Melania, you want some tiramisu?

Um, no.

That's dark.

Can you not say that?

Coming up next... I kind of felt like you just disappeared because you know I

went through the cancer.

What cancer?

I don't like to be accused of things that are not true.

I know the failing.

Yeah. I know the failing.

She's killing me today. What she is doing to me today, I can't even tell

She's like a hot mess.

I love you, but you're driving me crazy.

No, I'm a hot bunch of fun.

Teresa and Nicole are my friends from Colt's Neck.

Nicole's boyfriend is best friends with my husband, and our kids go to the same

school. They're a lot of fun, and they're good people, and they're twins.

the pleasure.

So this is our version of a Cipriani's Bellini.

We're twins.

We're two minutes apart.

Identical twins.

She's two minutes older.

I'm the baby.

My family's Italian.

So we went to a private Catholic all -girls school.

They always made us wear name tags because they were always so confused.

So we would switch our name tag and switch our seats.

We also do that to none in high school. She was pissed.

Love you.

Love you more.

You look gorgeous, by the way. Thank you. As always, my name is pronounced

Teresa. Eh, eh, eh.

Where's my RV?

Hey, babe.

My husband, Reno, has two restaurants.

Where do you cook them?

He has Angela's on Mulberry Street that's been there for over 100 years,

has Ponte Vecchio.

Buongiorno, buongiorno. Mamma mia, what a bella.

Rino and I are definitely the king and queen of Little Italy.

I love to cook, I love to entertain, and I love sex. I compare it to, like, I

have the best off -Broadway show, and I'm the star.

In 1991, Rino and I got married, and then we had Giovanni. We were together

seven years, and then we got divorced.

Unlike most divorced people, we got remarried. Hit the lights, baby.

I want the same thing for my twin.

You look like a little beach bunny. I was married for 14 years.

We had two sons.

Everything was pretty close to perfect.

And then something happened in our relationship.

The divorce was tough.

I just want things to be easy.

But I loved being married, so I do want to be married one day.

Ooh. Even though I'm divorced, I'm a hopeful romantic.

Maybe we would like to spice things up a little and make something different,

like fish tacos.

Bobby and I have been together for like nine months.

Fish tacos.

A woman only needs two things, Dunkin' Donuts and oral sex.

Salud. Cheers.

Cheers. Love you guys.

Mmm. Now, what do you think of it?

It's unbelievable.

I'm not even, I'm not blowing smoke up your ass. This is really, really good.

my gosh.

So, Nicole, let me talk to you about the Fall Harvest invitations. It started

off small, but then I'm calculating now you're four couples. No, five couples?

I invited just, like, five couples. Five couples. Maybe six.

That makes a huge difference as far as, like, my menu and everything.

Amber, I mean, come on.

I know she's very regimented, and she's very OCD about a lot of things.

I don't think everything needs to be so intense.

We're going to have a good time.

I can't wait for Sunday.

Where are we going?

One of Melissa's friends.

Come on into the lady cave.

Pretty closet, right?

I don't know where to look first.

Like, I don't know. Look at the leopard section.

I always go to leopard. Oh, my God, leopard.

This is too old lady.

Don't make fun of me, right?

What is that?

It's like a dead animal.

What are you going to wear?

Louboutin. Oh, my gosh, Charissa. Those look so... All right, wait a second.

This is the good with that. This is the chain belt.

It really is gorgeous.

I do not know what to wear to this party.

I'm not going to this party. All right, well, you don't want to come. You don't

have to come.

Why don't you stay here? You get naked and I get naked.

Now, guys, the trick is not to get wrinkly in between now and when the

guest arrives.

Oh, Corbin!

Hey, what's going on with your shirt that you keep coming out? Listen, no

goofiness. I always say to my children, you will behave a certain way.

I want you to stand up straight. I know you.

They get the material things, but if they go out in this world and act like

complete buffoons, they will have everything taken away from them. Go

guys. Let's go downstairs.

I love you all.

Are you okay with walking into this big group of people, and, like, do you feel

like they're going to judge you?

You know, with things that other people are probably going through the same

thing, but because, you know, people know who I am, you know, I'm being

Hiding is the easy way out, and I'll never do that.

Listen, I can't stop the world from gossiping, but it's always in the back

mind. You're right.

Yeah, I'm all right. Yeah.

We're going to go say hello to some of the guests. Come on.

Thanks for taking you in. Good.

That's efficiency.

How are you? I'm so glad you came.

Thanks for coming with me, babe. It's Sunday.

I want to watch football.

I'm really not surprised that Amber lives in such a big, beautiful home.

had a vision for a life of prosperity.

Hey, how are you?

Hi, beautiful.

How are you?

Your home is beautiful.

Thank you. You have a beautiful home. Thank you. And your kids are so cute.

Thank you. I met them at the front door. We worked on that. Get out of here.

I'm excited to reconnect with Amber.

I'm curious to see if she's still the same Amber that I used to hang with.

I don't want my hair getting ruined. I don't want my hair getting wet either.

Hi.

Hi, gorgeous.

Boys, you look so handsome.

Yes, mommy.

I want to introduce you to everybody.

This is Teresa.

Her husband, Reno. My pleasure. And she has a twin sister.

I'm seeing double. Hold on.

You married to both of these now? That's my wife.

She's not a write -off.

So I go and get circumcised at 27.

You got circumcised at 27. The doctor goes, how do you feel? I said, keep the

tip. That's my husband. Get used to it, girl.

First of all, let's be very straight.

Italians, when we go to a party, we know how to be respectful of someone else's

home. Nicole's guess.

I don't know what book of etiquette they're reading.

Like, Guida, book of etiquette. I don't know.

It's not Emily Post for sure.

So are these all your friends from Coltsnack?

She met a couple of friends from me. I said to her, I said, if you want to

invite anyone, let me know, and that's fine.

Just call me and let me know. Two weeks later, she has 15 more couples.

As an Italian, a party is a party, and the more, the merrier.

Teresa, wait for me. I'm waiting.

Oh, my God. O -M -G.

Why am I wearing these shoes?

Party planning 101.

Arrival is everything.

How are we getting up these steps?

Actually, they should have had like hot guys walking us in the house.

If I would have planned this party, there would have been salt down.

There would have been a nice little place to wipe the salt off your feet.

the details, people. The details.

Hi. She's so cute.

She's here.

So are you taking this? Yes. Okay.

I'm Teresa.

It's your DJ.

It's just a feeling I get. I could tell when, you know, people are whispering.

But I can't worry about what other people are saying, you know?

You're getting your escort in.

This is my friend Amber. Hi. Nice to meet you.

Hi. I'm new to me. Hi,

nice to meet you. I brought my girlfriend Dina.

Teresa and I go way back.

Are you related in any way? No, we should be.

Welcome back. Your boyfriend is? My boyfriend is her husband's best friend.

So you girls seem to have like a big circle of praise.

See, I'm kind of antisocial in that way.

I'm not bitter, but I think most of the people in between the children and the

old people tend to be assholes.

Just because I'm zen doesn't mean I'm going to put up with assholes.

I mean, nobody's that fucking zen.

It's not like I don't welcome other people in, but it's just like, because I

work so much.

What do you do?

I have a foundation for children with cancer.

It's all about lifting their spirits while they're in treatment, so we throw

them birthday parties, we buy them gifts. It's called Project Ladybug.

Oh, that's wonderful.

I love it.

I don't know if Melissa told you, but I'm a cancer survivor.

Oh, my gosh. I was 31, and I noticed a lump

on my right breast.

I had a six -month -old.

I had a six -year -old, and I didn't know if I was going to...

see my six -year -old go to kindergarten.

While I was going through chemo, I had to shave my head, and I couldn't even do

it. I had to wear a cap because I didn't want my husband to see me like that.

And he would tell me, he said, you're so beautiful, even with a bald head, you

know. The whole experience changed me as a person.

I think I might have been a little shallow before that.

You really need to be the best person you could be.

at all times, because that's what cancer did to me.

It will be five years in May. If you ever need me to go and speak to these

children, I mean, you let me know.

Through Project Ladybug, I've worked with many cancer patients.

The best thing in the world is that she uses the word survivor, and she's a

cancer survivor, and that's amazing.

Give me a paw.

Can I have your paw?

Give me a paw.

Reno is your husband? Reno.

Does he speak Italian?

Yeah. He was born there?

Back and forth.

He looks like Dennis Rodman a little bit. I've got to tell you the truth.

We have a restaurant in Little Italy. Oh, okay. What's it called?

Angelo's on Mulberry Street. That's one of my favorite Italian restaurants. I

love food.

Teresa seemed really nice.

And I have to say, the twins kind of remind me of the way I used to be. Like,

very carefree.

You know, don't think before you talk.

And just say whatever's on your mind. I don't know where Dina is.

I know. I think I introduced her to Teresa's sister. She's chatting with

How long have you been with her? More than me.

Is it the easy, seamless thing?

Is that the one that's going through a divorce?

I don't know. She's here with her boyfriend.

I think there's a bond

forming there.

She's divorced.

I'm going through a divorce.

We both understand the single mother thing.

If she wants to talk to me, I'm here.

If she wants me to go out and laugh, I'm here.

That's what friends do.

Coming up next... Whenever anybody's in trouble, I gotta say this whole group is

there in a minute. I love yous all.

Teresa, sit.

I'm sitting right now.

Can you not stand like that on the chair?

Who's a better housewife, you or me?

Me. Do you want me to do that for you?

Really, why?

That's how I roll.

Oh, okay, that's good.

Then I am funnier than you.

You're funnier than me?

Mm -hmm.

Come on, can you not get crumbs on my rug?

No, no, no, stop.

Go, out of here.

I can do whatever I want and you can't.

I didn't really hear from you either.

Kids, you know I went through the cancer.

And I just... What cancer?

Breast cancer. You remember the breast cancer? Remember you had breast cancer?

You had no idea?

You had breast cancer? How did you not know that?

I honestly, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that.

How was I supposed to know? You know, no one ever called to tell me. I never

spoke to any of the mutual friends of ours again. I had no way of knowing.

I'm surprised you wouldn't have known because you sent me a Facebook message.

You said, if there's anything I could do, let me know.

I didn't know.

I'm so sorry. I had no idea. You're really serious. You're not shitting me

this. You really did not know. No.

How would I know? How would I even know that? Because you sent a Facebook

message to me.

I'm completely blown away. Is she lying?

Is this real?

That's a really strange thing. Do you still have it?

I went to go look for it, and it was gone.

So, like, I have ill feelings for you. I just want to let you know this is what

I was feeling, and I want to move on and understand a little bit more.

I did not know, but I'm truly happy that you're okay, and I hope you believe

that. I really do. I hope you understand. I absolutely believe that. I

Okay. I'm a little taken back because she's lost touch, too, you know? Why is

she putting all of it on me?

Beep, beep, beep, beep.

I feel like Bugs Bunny.

Good night. Thank you very much. Good night.

You're not going to home, man.

Bullshit. My husband's ready to go. He's had it. But we'll make plans to go to

the restaurant and we'll get together. Okay.

Listen to me. I got to start a party in a funeral home. We started off this

morning with Bloody Mary, so he's...

There was no atmosphere.

It was nothing.

Everything was very programmed.

Almost like, you know, when you go to Disney and it's like, you know, you're

going to ride and the cart's taking you. Oh, now you're going through here.

Oh, now you're going through a kitchen. Oh, there's this person.

It's just, it's not a party.

It wasn't a party.

I'm done.

I don't know what I do with my, oh, that little.

Kids took my straw.

No, but that's how I get now. When I'm done, I'm done. I'm like, let's go.

Reno, why are you being like this?

You talking about?

I'm going to slaughter.

Hi, guys.

Hi. Are you having fun?

Yeah. Amber's very sweet.

I don't know. It's a little awkward. She told me that she's had cancer.

And she cannot believe that I didn't know she had cancer. She told me that.

She got a Facebook message from me and then she said that she deleted it and

doesn't have it any longer.

I don't like to be accused of things that are not true. I know the failing.

Yeah. I know the failing.

Or maybe you guys can put it behind you.

I don't know.

You got a big butt just like my mom.

You're the worst hairdresser I ever met.

Melania. You need to put your jeans on. I'm taking myself out. Stop disturbing

me.

Are you excited that all your cousins are coming?

Oh, my God. There's going to be, I think, 50 people.

Do you know how old Nona is?

70. That's your great -grandmother. She's going to be 80.

80!

This year, for Joe's grandmother's 80th birthday, we're going to be taking a

portrait of the whole Giudice family.

But it's really for Joe.

Yeah, right? You've got to wear just black.

You don't look nice enough.

You know, usually when a loved one is in trouble, it just puts everything to

perspective and the family gets closer.

Unfortunately, I guess that's what life's about.

Oh, Penny, I've got to go change again.

Wait, why is the cake over here? No room, Trey. Why is the cake over here?

Maybe we'll put it on you. You could be the stand.

Be nice in front of your family.

I'm just saying. Well, we're going to put Nona in the middle.

That'll work out for you. Is that good? Yeah. Last time we did this was when Gia

was nine months old.

Now it seems like so long ago.

But, you know, Joe has a huge family, and they're very supportive.

And you know what? We have a good time together.

Are you happy we're doing this? Yeah, it's fun. For your grandma?

It's good. I love you.

I look at you, you're like right away running. The family's not going

Oh, I know. Well, listen, I spend time with you every day. I barely spend time

with them because our family's so big. No, I know. I like when we haven't got

together like this in a long time. I think the last time we got together like

this was at a hall.

I know. So isn't it nice that we're building family, you know, memories? And

think all the kids are never going to forget this.

And that we're doing this in our house.

It's good. We should use it. You got to understand something. The houses, they

live forever. We don't.

You're right.

You know what I mean?

You never know what the future holds. But this is something that just reminds

Joe and I, we are surrounded by love and that we are loved.

Stand in the front.

One, two, three.

Hold it. Again.

One, two, three.

Perfect. Keep going.

That's amazing.

In Italian culture, you need to be loyal to your family. And it's times like

these when family has to come in and back you up and have your back, no

what has happened.

a beautiful family I have.

All right?

All right, all right. Let me make it quick and simple.

I am the first grandson.

I am.

It started right there in the middle.

Six kids.

And I'm proud of my grandmother. She's a hard worker.

I mean, if it wasn't for Nona and my grandfather that passed away, we

be here right now, I guess.

But, you know, they came here.

And they brought everybody over.

And this is where we are.

And we all did good. We got doctors in the family. We got hygienists. We got

whatever. And I got to say one thing about my family.

Whenever anybody's in trouble, I got to say this whole group is there in a

minute.

You know?

No matter what.

I just want to thank everybody for coming, and we got to do this more

You know, I love having everybody together like this.

God bless Nona, God bless America, but, you know, God bless everyone here.

I love you all.

You're getting emotional.

Teresa and I have had our differences, but no matter what, Blood is blood.

She's my sister.

Joe and I have also butted heads, but he's still my brother. He's my brother

-law. I've known him as young as I could imagine, you know, so that means a lot.

So same thing for him. Anything I could possibly do, I'm there for him.

What's up, Gigi?

You did a really good job with Ben.

You think so?

Why?

Hmm?

You did a really good job of that.

You think so?

Why?

Thank

you

so much.

You've got some big muscles, Juke.

What you made me do?

Oh, what are you guys doing?

Why are you crying?

What's wrong?

What up?

You getting emotional?

Yeah.

Don't worry about it, my son.

Don't worry about it. Whatever you do, if they can't see you, I'll be there all

the time. Don't worry about it. We did nothing wrong.

And now we got a lot of people to cancel out.

Don't worry about it. So you know we love you so much, right?

We love you guys too.

I never say I don't love you guys. There's no time to say I love you guys.

I wish you a hundred years.

And we will share around all the time too.

Give your dad a hug.

Give your dad a hug.

season on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

O -M -G.

I'm wearing new shoes!

I'm wearing!

Bling, bling, bling.

I'm Mrs. Gorgas from Stuxingra. Time to show these new bitches how it's really

done in New Jersey.

There it is.

What? The Gorgas are in the garbage, Mrs. This is where we invested all our

money. What if this doesn't work?

Then we lose everything.

Is it time to say the marriage is over?

I'm not ready for this.

I... See, the two of us are just not there. That sounds like a commitment

problem. Bobby marrying my sister, not happening.

This is now five years since Amber's breast cancer. The risk of not seeing my

children grow up is just awful.

Please, guys, I really need protection right now. Joe and I and the girls.

God forbid if something should happen.

This is not going to be our last Christmas together.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A criminal lawyer.

Yeah, we need them.

There are some people around you that you can't trust.

Dean is a man -hater right now. She's two marriages down.

Seriously, pack your bags and go.

May, all bets are off. Let's talk about you and your worm weasel, ugly bastard

husband. I work with the same attorney general that's prosecuting your brother

-in -law, you dumbass.

He's a jerk -off. That's a jerk -off. And he said, it's something that she'll

never forgive me for. It's who I cheated with.

What? If Reno cheated on Ressa, then he has some explaining to do.

I'm done. That marriage was broke up way before I came into the picture.

My name and my reputation is on the line here.

You were not supposed to open your mouth. I will not be provoked. I'm

Your ex -wife has seven indictments against her. This is why you haven't

her, because she's a two -bit whore. She has no clue dealing with the two of us.

I'm calling bullshit on everything you're saying. You're a wuss. The two of

let's go.

That's what we do in Jersey.